#my nose is like a faucet
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great news; the defunct washer and dryer have been moved out of my room so i can actually have a desk or lounge space to encourage me to leave my bed !!!
horrible news; the decade+ worth of dust under and behind said defunct washer and dryer contained prehistoric microbes and i am now suffering from Severe Allergies . its terminal
#my brain hurts my jaw hurts my teeth hurts my nose hurts#i cant breathe and im sneezing every other minute#my nose is like a faucet#i have no allegra#its been 3 hours minimum with little improvement#my window is open despite it being like 15 degrees outside rn to try and get any kind of air circulation to little avail#i will simply have to perish im afraid#yodeling alpha
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Does this look like Four? No. But alas, it is.
But what better way to celebrate the first day of Sicktember than to actually be sick and forcing Four to be sick with me?
#he kinda looks like he has a walrus mustache#but it's tissues#I wanted him to match me haha#my nose is a faucet and sometimes you gotta just plug the dam#happy Sicktember#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu fanart#lu four#sicktember
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#i think i have allergies cause i keep wanting to sneeze and my nose keeps runnin like a faucet#art#my art#oc tag#furry#oc nyala
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Send help
#at least I can still smell and taste as of right now otherwise I've been having an on and off fever with severe chills and aches#and my nose is like a fucking faucet and it's sore from having to blow my nose every minute and my throat is sore from all the coughing#tmi but I have easily at least blown out a full cup of snot/mucus/phlegm from my body today and it just won't stop#I haven't been this sick since middle school but I trust that my fantastic immune system will kick Covid's ass 💪#oh and I've veen very weak and also had vertigo but at least at the moment my breathing is also fine#coronavirus#covid#personal
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i hope things won't get worse for me tomorrow because we have a lot of important shit to do tomorrow and i cant afford not go to work, nor can i afford to be spacing out every five seconds and sneezing and blowing my nose everywhere because. that's nasty.
#random#sore throat from yesterday turned mild...? then just absolutely fucked me in the ass by making my nose start running like a damn faucet#i sneezed when a manager passed by me and he looked at himself and went 'do i smell that bad?' and i had to profusely apologize#and say that i was sick as a dog
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allergiess. they call me the sufferer the way im. well. yknow
#i hang out with my dog for five minutes and my nose is a faucet and i start sneezing like crazy#atlas screams into the abyss
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Fellow seasonal allergy havers how we doin
#I've been suffering lmao#not taking my allergy pills through the winter when there's nothing to be allergic to was a good move#not starting them again at the beginning of March was not#my nose is both completely blocked and dripping like a faucet#and my throat is sore because it's draining into it#i love this so much this is so much fun#allergies#spring#memes#my post
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how can anyone’s body contain this much liquid i don’t understand it
#told my mom earlier today you know i understand most bodily functions#but my nose leaking like a faucet? confounding#text#my post#mobi
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kinda want to die rn ngl
#jess speaks#vent#im being tortured by my own body send help#my nose is running like a leaky faucet and my head hurts so bad#suicide mention
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i heard that the new in ‘style’ for actresses is to pay for long, expensive extensions and dye your hair reddish-blonde. and since i have been growing my hair out for over ten years, and only recently stopped dying it purple once every year during the weeks between my grandma's death (sept 13 2010) and her birthday (oct 13) to try to counteract that ‘ghost’ feeling of disconnection from one’s body that comes with grief, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY: for those of us who do have that hair that changes goddamn colors with the light. is it puke blonde? is it red? is it so dark it might be black? (who the fuck knows \o/).
pretty sure you cant pay for this confusion, no matter how much money you have. copycats.
#Freebooter4ever#*beauty* is so expensive in los angeles#I still remember how proud i was in pittsburgh to be able to afford to get my hair professionally cut and dyed in a fancy salon once a year#I accidentally found a young woman who was as obsessed with funky hair styles but in like a classy way#And she not only specially mixed the purple dye every year for me but also used to cut my hair into some strange shapes#UNtil i started growing it out lol#But anyway its just so absurd that the only people who can afford to perform this socially acceptable form of beauty are the wealthy few#Waxing the entire body eyebrow trimming eyelash extensions hair extensions hair dye IT NEVER ENDS#AANYWAY my illness has decreased down to just a constant runny nose like a leaky faucet so im going back to work tomorrow yey -_-
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I’ve been feelin down on myself lately so this is just a reminder for when we need it,
You can be this:
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And this:
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In the same night!
beauty is not a linear thing! IM SICK AS A DOG RIGHT NOW
#MY NOSE IS TDRIGPPIN LIKE A LEAKY FAUCET GO DDAMN#imposter syndrome#self image#weird makeup#how to think of yourself in a non judgemnental way challenge
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Extremely cold and long hike today
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#my nose was going faucet mode#might not have been wise to actually do the hike#like it was so cold and I was not dressed as warmly as I should’ve been#but alas it was rewarding#think I might have windburn#or just regular sun burn?#who’s to say
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i think you have drip
I’m too old for this… What does ‘drip’ mean?
#answered#Anonymous#I am currently sick so yes. I am dripping (the snot that runs out of my nose like a faucet) but like… I’m sure that’s not what you mean.#*puts on my old person spectacles* *opens up Urban Dictionary*
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My head hurts so bad
#do any of u have any at home fever reduction tips tyelonol will not break this bitch and im getting close to ‘maybe consider urgent care’#heat levels here 😭#ALSO MY FUCKING NOSE. ITS SO STUFFY BUT ALSO KEEPS RUNNING LIKE A FAUCET WHATDAHELL IS DAT ABOUT#shouting in the void
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i knew id inherit at least some of my mothers 57 allergies but why did i have to get the pollen one
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should I? Heh... let's just say, alphas don't cry
(Crying gets me yelled at)
#uhh#I might have something wrong with me.#The sobs make me dry heave and my nose run#That thing leaks like a faucet#I'm talking about my nose
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