#my mom is awesome

[echoofwinter]

OK OK OK

So my mom found out a thing

Apparently if you type “Luffy is” without a space it’ll autocorrect to “puffins” on her phone and now she can’t stop seeing Puffin Luffy

PLEASE FANARTISTS LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH

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My ex: I want you back

Me: My mom said no!!

[faithkossina]

my mom gave me an early Christmas present from the mail today and she didn’t want to wrap it so she just gave it to me and…

Hdjsksbfkendksbskvndm LOOK OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!

He looks so beautiful in person like OH MY MOTHERNARFING GOD!

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

Y'all omg 🤣

So normally my mom cuts my hair when she has a good day, or I do most of it and she cleans it up (we weren't super well off so she did all our hair growing up, she kicks ass at it) but I've been keeping her updated about the poll.

Her: why cut it though? You just got those little curls back

Me: because of those curls. By the way it's looking like it'll be full Kells cut again

Her: But Kells and loverboy have so many haircuts! You could just do his hair now!

Me: nope! I used a picture, it's the short one!

I don't mean to torture her (she isn't actually upset, she's very supportive she just liked my ringlets as a baby) but I thought you all would enjoy knowing she calls Dom loverboy now. And at least two of you if not more are helping me torture her 😂 (lovingly)

She says hi by the way 🖤

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

you all may think you’ve got good costumes for the eras tour but my mom is going as a lavender haze. everything is purple and tulle and hazy and and she got purple eyeshadow and she is SO excited about it. her shirt (which she sewed herself) says “in my lavender haze with THE ERAS TOUR KC”. she came up with the whole idea herself and just facetimed me one day to show me her completed masterpiece. she’s 54. you will never have what trish has

[sapphireraeburn]

Normal people giving gifts for Mother’s Day: Flowers, Jewelry, Gardening Supplies…

Me: 4 Horror Movies and an Action Thriller for her collection. 😆

(She’s love all the above, but I had to do it. 😄)

@poppylatte

[sin1039]

Happy birthday to the most important person to me in the whole world, my mom! Happy birthday mom!!!

[questionablequeeries]

How do you think your parents will react when they find out what you've been doing online? With disappointment I guess, like usual. That's all you are to your parents, a big, fat, walking disappointment. Imagine giving birth to a baby and have her turn into... you.

I just explained this entire thing to my mom. I had to tell her what an Incel was and what a TERF was (her comment on the latter was ‘like JK Rowling’, whom we both hate for her being a TERF), but then I showed her this message and asked if she’d like to comment. She laughed and said, “Oh…wow. Well, tell this dude that I’m extremely proud of my daughter and that he’s probably a disappointment.” At least my mom thinks I’m cool. :)

[declanlovesqueers]

yo new ship just dropped

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at home:

Me and my parents; *go on a hike at a spot that is about an hour away, it’s only 2.8 miles so I’m thinking cool I can do this since I walk about three miles on the weekends with husbo*

Me: *forgetting I live in the goddamn Rocky ducky mountains*

My mom, not even a quarter of the way up the hike: Are you okay sweetie? (She even did it in her genuine loving voice, not the condescending patient voice)

Me: I just. Thought. That maybe. The altitude might. Not. Be. Y’know. A thing. But it’s the goddamn stairs. That are. Kicking my ass.

My mom, in her Truth Bomb voice: Sweetie, I did Tell You that this was an actual hike.

Me: Okay but now I’m fat and old!

My dad, from ahead of us: Excuse me? (But in that like…you’re on thin fucking ice tone…)

Me: I’ll be a candy ass if I want to!

To be very fair, we were going pretty slow and I am legitimately out of shape whereas my parents are pretty active, and they were actually very patient and considerate. Devils head has a lookout station built into the rocks that goes up to the highest possible point of that peak, and I made it most of the way up before my dad had to coax me down through a mild panic attack about heights. The only thing I remember about the panic attack was focusing on clutching the rail and telling a lot of people “sorry for being rude but could you pretty please get fuck out of my way”

[missflufffanfics]

Slightly diff story but this is how I found out both me and my mom read fanfic. This takes place when I was like 12 going to my bus stop she’d walk me to every morning so this was at 7:30 am mind you and we are NOT morning ppl.

Me: *Ranting about this thing I read*

Mom: What book was this?

Me: Oh it uhh wasn’t a book it was like a take someone had online about the two characters so they uhh they kinda-

My mom, ending my misery while smiling : Fanfic?

Me: :o

Mom: What do you use? I use FFN personally, that’s been around the longest,

Me: oh wow uh ao3 mostly but occasionally FFN but imo FFN is harder to navigate and filter content. What fandoms are you in??

Mom: Fair point, mostly Castle stuff.

So yeah ever since then me and my mom talk fanfic lmao. Whenever there’s a castle reference in a the rookie Chenford fic she’ll read it for me and find the reference and explain :)) she also runs a Castle board which I knew before this incident so rlly should’ve expected she was reading fanfic lol

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[argentumcor]

It's always really funny to me that Dead Space 2's ad campaign was "your mom will hate this game" and my mom, not herself a gamer but interested in the industry, saw all that stuff and was like "meh, the book I'm reading has worse."

Do not mess with my mom.

[tirawrmisu]

it is so unfortunate that my mom doesn't understand english ,,..she would find the phrase "are you kitten me right meow" soo funny and she is right it is funny but how do i even explain it .. it wouldn't be funny nor genuine anymore!!

[ffoxer]

Nowadays I just dress for comfort, which is how I normally dress anyway.

But when my family traveled when my brothers and I were young, my mom had an absolutely genius strategy. My two brothers and I would all be given matching outfits for the day that we were going to fly — usually jeans or khakis and a plain (or should I say plane) but colourful t-shirt — so that if somehow one of us got separated in the airport she could grab another of us and say "he looks just like this, except slightly [bigger/smaller]."

From my point of view it was also fun because the special outfit made things feel even more special, and we often got compliments on it when people saw us all together 😊

[trashartgalleries]

A conversation I had with my mom one day, recently, after i got home from work:

Me- *walks into the living room with my braids in my face*

Mom- I'll never understand how you can see like that.

Me- *looks at mom* it's called adapting by having an emo phase in school.

We both laughed and joked about mye mo phase for a while after that. Imma doodle this interaction later

[samwithhair]

no one is supportive like my mom is. can’t poop for a couple days?? give me a cup of coffee and some encouragement. butt sore from who knows what? gives you a variety of stretches you can do to fix that and says i love you good luck right after. really bored after being stuck in the house for 7 days? takes you on an all day adventure till you can’t stop talking about it. really excited about marching season? tell mom about it constantly and she will have a really enthusiastic reaction like she has never heard it before