#my little onion 🧅

[hyunpic]

it’s just him and his hairclips against the world

[callieisto]

I read your Sam Winchester eating out fic and I can't hold it back anymore.. i NEED to share the worms.... Dean Winchester with gun play. I CANT HANDLE IT -🧅

☆ Kinktober Day 7: Gun Play! ☆

(GN!Reader)

God onion anon. You're so right and so real. This is a kinktober post bc I'm insane and I feel crazy. Formatted like a headcanon post!!

When Dean sees you eyeing his guns with something kind of like lust and when you tell him how sexy he looks with a handgun, he immediately starts cleaning his guns meticulously. If he's going to bring them into the bedroom they're going to be clean because he doesn't want you turning into some creature via blood exposure or something. He has nightmares about it. Sexy nightmares, up until that point, but.

He talks with you a little about it. But I think he's the kind of guy who jumps into stuff a little too fast and hard uknow... plays it fast and loose.

He runs it down your chest, presses it a little bit harder over that sweet spot between your legs. Runs it over the seam of your jeans while he murmurs in your ear about how he loves that little scared look in your eyes, kissing at your jaw as you hump at the gun weakly, desperate for any friction he can give you. He's mean about it, biting your neck when you beg him for more. Condescending tone bleeding into his words when he takes the gun away and you whine.

When he gets you settled on your knees in front of him, he holds his gun in front of the bulge in his pants and makes you suck it. "Go nice and slow, baby, you know how I like it." with a stupid grin on his face as he takes you by the hair and guides the gun into your mouth. Treating his gun like it's his dick, slowly fucking it in and out of your mouth while he tries really really hard not to cum in his pants.

"My dick's bigger than this, baby." He's taunting when you gag. His dick isn't made of metal, though. "You can take it, huh? Don't let me down, now."

Once he decides that you've been warming his gun in your mouth for long enough, he gets you to ride him with the gun trailing across your clavicle, cool+wet metal against your warm skin. He nudges the gun against your tip/clit to push you over the edge after making you hold off. When he's done- which, realistically, is about an hour later, because he makes you cum again with the gun pressing down on your abdomen as he mutters in you ear about how dirty you are for letting him use a gun to defile you- he shows you that the gun was empty and the safety was on. He wants you to know he would never hurt you. Ever. Not even for his pleasure.

(Knife play is a whooooooole other animal. Give him time. He'll get into it eventually. Especially when you lightly scar a sweet little 'D.W.' on the top of your thigh.)

[riacte]

Re: the “shift” in Life series, it kinda feels like to me that SL and WL are “experimental” in the way 3L was supposed to be. Like no one knew what 3L was going to be like, and the fascinating narratives and vast emotional impact was “unintentional” and almost “accidental” (I put that in brackets because the CCs clearly put in effort so it wasn’t like it came out of nowhere). So after a run of narrative driven series, we’re back to the experimental “what happens if we throw my friends in a world and there’s a gimmick yipppee fun times” but away from the 3L/LL direction.

I get it because the novelty is gone and it’s hard to sustain it with mostly the same cast. It’s fuck around and find out. 3L was lightning in a bottle and LL was a wonderful successor, but then it became almost a struggle to capture that again (which is very hard!), and it finally inevitably kind of broke in SL and got realised when the trend continued in WL. It’s really difficult to make that magic happen again and I don’t blame them but it’s a little sad to see. But that’s just my onion 🧅

[finniestoncrane]

🩷🍿 Finnie's 2k Follower Event 🍿💚

🩷💚🩷 EVENT NOW CLOSED 🩷💚🩷 hello and welcome to my silly little cinema 🩷💚🩷💚 this time around i've got options for moodboards, mini playlists, character pairings, and as always, ficlets and headcanons!! as always my little beloveds, read my rules, & send your requests in (and include reader's gender/pronoun/genital info where needed!) i don't know how many requests i'll do (edit: i'll be doing 50 requests for this event, there are still plenty of spaces!!) and i'll try to avoid similar prompts!! (normal requests are still open just now but i won't be writing them or posting them until after the event) along with the drabbles and headcanons, i'll also do a little giveaway of sorts with some commissions, so anyone who asks off anon will be included into a little draw for a free 500 word commission, and i'll pick some winners just to express how much love i have for you all ;-;💚 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie2k (to follow or to block)

hi welcome to the cinema!! are you ready to purchase your tickets?

i'll let my date decide [tell me a bit about yourself for a character pairing!]

yes!! [please scroll for options and prompts!]

if you're not here for a date, please choose from the options below and let me know which character you want!! (pick literally any character from my "will write" list! 1 for x reader, 2 for ships)

no more requests for btaa!scarecrow or zero year!riddler, please! their egos will explode lmao

where would you like to be seated? (pick 1 option)

right in the middle [movie soundtrack - mini playlist based on the character]

aisle seat [movie poster - i'll make a little moodboard based on the character]

front rows [short fic/drabble - scroll for the next options!]

back rows [headcanons/short form - scroll for the next options!]

which genre of movie would you like to see? (pick 1)

science-fiction [smut/pwp]

horror [dead dove/something dark]

action [hurt/comfort - physical]

drama [hurt/comfort - emotional]

romantic comedy [tooth rotting fluff]

thriller [angst]

and what would you like in your snack box? (pick up to 3, also yeah whatever my theatre serves fries and burgers!!)

🥤 soda [praise kink]

🧋 bubble tea [posessiveness]

🧃 fruit juice [touch starved, tensing up when shown affection]

🍹 cocktail [acts of care]

🍷 wine [confessing feelings]

🍺 beer ["i didn't mean it... it was an accident"]

🍕 pizza slice [dry humping]

🍔 slider [begging]

🌭 hotdog ["they'd/you'd never feel that way about me"]

🌶️ nachos [comforting through a breakup while pining]

🍟 fries [pet play]

🥓 jerky [oral sex/rimming]

🍿 sweet popcorn [sex as a tension release]

🧂 salted popcorn [watching a movie together]

🧈 butter popcorn ["look at you, you're dripping all over yourself"]

🧀 cheese popcorn [rough sex]

🥨 pretzel [roleplaying]

🍩 donut ["i think i love you"]

🍪 chocolate cookie [biting/licking/sucking]

🌈 rainbow cookie [clumsy first kisses]

🧁 cupcake [cnc/noncon/dubcon]

🍎 fruit cup ["you're going to ruin me"]

🍫 chocolate bar [voyeurism]

🍬 candy ["keep your eyes open, i want you to look at me"]

🍭 lollipop [choking]

🍧 frozen yoghurt [blushing in front of your crush, who finds it cute]

🍨 sundae [blind date]

🍦 vanilla ice cream ["that feels nice... it feels right"]

🍌 banana ice cream [sitting in their lap]

🍑 peach ice cream [spanking/impact play]

🍒 cherry ice cream [a kiss, then a slap, then a returned kiss]

🍓 strawberry ice cream ["your hands are so soft"]

🌰 trail mix [facefucking/face riding]

🥜 peanuts ["you're doing such a good job"]

🧅 grilled onions ["i want to smell myself on you"]

🥒 pickles [humiliation/degradation]

🥬 slaw [memorising the scars/marks on their body]

🔴 ketchup ["you said you'd never be caught dead doing something like this"]

🟡 mustard [piss]

🟢 ranch [feeling safe enough to fall asleep in each others' arms]

🥛 sour cream [cockwarming]

🥚 mayo ["let me show you"]

[lucyswinter]

onion tears and caring kisses 🧅 〰️. - * • ❤️‍🩹

pairing: jonathan crane x f!reader

summary: jonathan comes home from a long day at work to his loving girlfriend trying (and failing) to cook dinner

genre: fluff

warnings: slightly ooc!jonathan, praise, mention of a slight burn

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(a/n): my first fanfic!! it’s just a lil drabble but i hope you enjoy <3 also i only sort of proofread so i apologise for any mistakes 😣

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you sigh loudly as a puff of steam quickly rises up from the small pan of onions you have sautéing on the stove. heavy raindrops are pelting the window above the counter next to you, an added distraction to the already hectic atmosphere.

“my gosh how difficult is it to cook some onions?” you mumble to yourself as your eyes water slightly from the intense smell of the onions. you drop the wooden spoon you had been holding, and bring your hand up to wave the thick steam away from your face, just as the smoke alarm goes off. you swat your hand down and groan, accidentally hitting your exposed wrist on the hot pan, which orients a louder and more aggressive groan.

“why does everything have to go wrong” you moan in annoyance, shrinking onto the floor with your back against the marble countertops, clutching your wrist, now red from the heat. the smoke alarm is still blaring at an annoyingly loud volume and at confusing, spotty intervals.

“love?” jonathan questions worriedly as he walks into the kitchen, slipping off a raincoat from his shoulders, pants damp from the rain “what is that sound” he continued in the nervous tone, referring to the smoke alarm. he walks forward a small bit and places his coat on the kitchen island, still unable to find you.

“jonathan? i didn’t even hear you come in” you exclaim as you hop up from your slouching position against the counter, wincing a little as you place your injured hand against the cold, hard floor in an attempt to get up.

“oh there you are!” he says, relieved. he smiles, walking over to you briskly and pulling you the rest of the way up by your elbows, giving you a small peck on the lips. “how was your day, pretty girl?” he looks you up and down as he waits for a response, his smile drops as he sees the quickly forming burn mark on your wrist.

“oh, love, did you do this? what happened?” he asks you, lifting your chin up with his fingers so he can make eye contact with you. “hm?” he prompts when he is met with silence.

“sorry i um” you wipe away a tear from your eyes, partly from the onions, and partly because it has been a very stressful half an hour in the kitchen. “i was trying to make dinner but i kind of messed it up and i hurt myself on the stove” you sniff, rubbing your wrist and turning your head to avoid his forced gaze.

he turns your head back to him, fingers still holding your chin. he frowns at your tears.

“oh my sweet girl” he praises, peppering soft kisses your under eyes which have become increasingly shiny from a more consistent stream of tears. he then brings your wrist up to his lips and gives it a soft kiss. you wince at the feeling, and pull it to your chest, cradling it slowly. he takes your cheeks in his hands and uses his calloused thumbs to brush away the rest of the tears. “darling, you know i always make dinner, you didn’t have to do this.” he coos you, his tone quiet and reassuring.

“i know john, i just-“ you huff, voice breaking a bit. you spot the corners of his mouth turn a little more downward, his frown more pronounced. you take a deep breath in and continue “-you just said you’ve had a hard week at work and i wanted to do something for you, and i thought it would be nice if you could come home and have one less thing to do, but i didn’t take into account that i really do not know how to cook, and tacos are especially labor intensive” you drone on, a stress-induced hiccup punctuating your rant.

he stays quiet for a few seconds, still holding your teary face in his hands. he lets out a chuckle and kisses your lips.

“oh my kind and caring girl. so thoughtful” he hums against your lips. “mm” he groans as he pulls away to look at you, tears still falling.

instead of saying anything else, he just brushes the tears collecting on your chin and turns off the stove. he then leads you to a drawer from which he pulls out ointment and a small bandage wrap. he squirts the pasty off-white ointment onto your red wrist and spreads it very softly, his heart aching at your quiet winces. he then wraps the bandage around your wrist and cuts it with a light tug.

“there we go, pretty girl. all patched up.* he places a soft kiss on the tip of your nose “why don’t we just order some takeout now, love?” he chuckles again.

you nod and sniffle, feeling a little guilty that he has more to do after a stressful day. your cheek smooshes against his shoulder as he pulls you into a tight embrace.

“jonathan, your kind of squishing me.” you tell him through his sweater.

“oh, im sorry love.” he pulls away chuckling, but keeps his hands locked around your arms. he pulls an arm away to wipe your tears one last time. “so should we get dim sum or pizza?” he asks, a playful grin sneaking onto his cheeks.

“how about tacos?” you reply with a smile, already in a better mood.

“sounds perfect” he softens his grin to return your smile as he begins to pull out his phone from his pocket.

…

you enjoyed the rest of the night eating professionally made tacos, and snuggling against jonathan on the couch. even though it ended up okay this time, you and jonathan agreed that you should not be allowed to cook for a while…

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(a/n): thanks for reading if you made it this far! ill be putting out more fanfics as soon as possible (once i figure out how to set up my inbox 😭)

[sitp-recs]

Teddy Lupin Appreciation Reclist

I hope everyone’s already read my gorgeous gift Wield Me by @tackytigerfic because that fic finally inspired me to finish and post this rec list! I’ve been a big Teddy fan since his name came up in the books; thanks to @lqtraintracks I was lucky to get introduced to and fall in love with Harry/Teddy many years ago. Sometimes it’s hard to read them together with other ships because just like Peter Parker, Teddy holds a very special place in my heart and I just want him to be happy and loved 🥹 so to celebrate my long-standing love for this character - which was boosted a hundred times by Tacky’s gift, I thought I’d share my favorite Teddys - both in romantic and platonic relationships - in fic. btw if anyone wants to start a Teddy centric fest let me know!

🏍️ Coming Up for Air by @lqtraintracks (Hardy, M, 2k)

I could have died of it, your tenderness toward me. Instead I decided to live.

🍑 Five Years Since Bimbleswats by tryslora (Tedrarry, E, 4k)

It’s been five years since Bimbleswats, and Draco thinks that is definitely something worth celebrating.

💦 Waiting Under Vain by supergrover24 (Hardy, E, 5k)

Teddy wants to know how sex really should be. Harry can't resist, no matter how much he tries.

🥩 The Lies We Live With by @bixgirl1 (Jeddy, E, 5k)

It doesn’t really count… is almost always followed by a lie, James learns, growing up.

🎨 Surface Texture by @the-starryknight (Hardy, E, 5k)

I've drawn a hundred portraits, but none quite like Harry's. In the early hours of the morning, I lay him bare in charcoal and paper.

👠 When It Alteration Finds by @lqtraintracks (Hardy, E, 7k)

Teddy thinks this is the way to finally get what he wants. But there is more than one way to Harry's heart.

🧁 Holding Out for A Hero by @writcraft (Hardy, E, 7k)

Even as he says no, Harry’s hands push into Teddy’s hair. Even as he protests, his lips connect with Teddy’s. Before Teddy can offer any reassurance his heart’s thumping wildly in his chest and Harry Potter’s kissing him as if there’s no tomorrow.

🐉 On the Same Side by rillalicious (Teddy/Charlie, M, 7.5k)

Teddy is heading to Romania to protest a proposed anti-dragon law. He finds an interesting ally there.

🧅 Shut Up and Kiss Me by @unmistakablyoatmeal (Hardy, E, 8k)

There's a reason Harry walks an extra ten blocks to go to the shops and it has nothing to do with onions. AU.

🪞 Portrait of a Young Girl by @thusspoketrish (Drarry, M, 8.6k)

Recently married, Harry and Draco are tasked with raising a four-year old Teddy, whose emerging gender identity brings up an array of questions, fears, and revelations for them when they realise that Teddy might be transgender.

⚔️ Wield Me by @tackytigerfic (Drarry + hints at Tedrarry, E, 10k)

Draco Malfoy, blacksmith, is renowned through the magical world for his skill and exquisite creations. He could quite easily spend the rest of his days making pretty trinkets for the fae court, and being handsomely rewarded for the privilege. But why take the easy route when instead he could get involved in a dangerous mission with Unspeakable Harry Potter (who also happens to be Draco's... well, he's something, isn't he?). A little story about learning to strike while the iron is hot.

🦆 Hallo Spaceboy by @shiftylinguini (Jeddy, T, 10k)

Or: James kissed Teddy last night. This may or may not be the end of the world.

🧹 Overexposed by @nv-md (Tedrarry, E, 10k)

Teddy never expected to become a model for Nimbus, and he definitely didn't expect any of the adverts to catch Harry and Draco's attention. But now that it's happened, Teddy can't deny he gets a thrill every time he catches Harry and Draco staring, and he's going to do everything he can to keep their eyes on him.

🎸 like the lost lyrics of a song suddenly remembered by @lqtraintracks (Teddy/Bill + Jeddy, E, 11k)

Teddy Lupin, aging rockstar, is making a comeback after his life and career were nearly ruined by an illegal potions habit. Everyone's out to support him tonight. Including the man he's always tried so hard not to love -- as well as the man he's always turned to instead.

🌌🦌Flesh Memory by @citrusses (E, 11k)

Harry’s going to put a stop to this before it goes too far.

⛺️ Good Intent by @maesterchill (Jeddy + past Hardy, E, 12k)

It all starts on the camping trip when James gets his dick out in the tent.

🎾 Game, Set, Match by @writcraft (Hardy, E, 13k)

Teddy is smitten, Harry is lonely and tennis seems like a great way to avoid dealing with this thing between them.

🤝 Team Players by @shiftylinguini (Jeddy + James/Oliver, E, 15k)

Everyone has that one celebrity they’d move heaven and earth to get between their legs, and James Potter is no exception. He just never anticipated that number one on his Freebie List would end up in the same room as him, let alone would make the first move. But lucky for James, Teddy is a team player―well, he probably is, especially with what James is suggesting.

🍨 The Strongest Affinity by eidheann (Drarry, T, 17k)

Trouble finding a wand for Scorpius leads Harry and Draco to something they never imagined.

🦋 Meet Me at Midnight by @the-starryknight (Drarry, T, 57k)

Harry was beginning to wonder if he’d ever make anything again when Malfoy stormed through the door of Harry’s furniture shop. Now Harry’s got an impossible Ministry commission to finish, and even less energy than ever to deal with his elusive muse. That is, until he stumbles upon the surreal and beautiful world of a mysterious fae creature…

🌳 By the Grace by lettered (Drarry, T, 140k)

Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.

[hyunsvngs]

So I was rambling about Skz in my friends chat and a thought came to my mind.

"You're a fan of Skz right? But also like a stripper- or sex worker and you're hired for private work and it turns out to be Skz who hired you. Dude I'd 100% take that as a win"

As an added joke I texted, "Fucking Skz would be a dream, getting PAID to fuck them is just being nice to me tbh" and we had a good laugh.

Then the cogs in my brain started turning and well…Now you're a sex worker that's also a STAY and you've been saving up money to go to Skz's concert that's coming up. One morning you get notified of an appointment you had that your boss scheduled you for THE SAME NIGHT and you were mad at first because this person booked you on such short notice and your boss didn't seem to care…but then you saw the amount of money they offered to get someone for that time specifically and you understood your bosses reasoning for accepting the client…clients? There's 4 of them…shit- You accepted it anyway because you weren't opposed and the money was good so eh, fuck it right?

And fuck you would, especially after you walk into your work room and find the four men you're supposed to sleep with are none other than Chan, Seungmin, Lee Know and Jeongin. You know just 4 of the most attractive men you've ever seen in your life. You know 4 of the members of one of the most famous Kpop groups currently. You know 4 of the men you would immediately drop to your knees for despite the majority of your jobs being with subs.

Chan and Lee Know convinced Seungmin and Jeongin to come along since the two were so stressed with the preparations for their upcoming concert and needed a little winding down.

Your 🧅s?

MY ONIONS ARE… this is so sexy. i’d do this for free ngl.

also i would like to propose the concept of virgin!jeongin. perhaps they sort this whole fiasco out so that jeongin can lose his virginity, and of courseee chan, seungmin and minho are all doms in their own ways so they’d love to control the situation. you make jeongin cum his brains out and then they’re like “damn, maybe we’ll have to try..” and you’re passed around. YUM

[olbasoil]

got a hair mask in so my hair is all twisted into a little hey mamas bun. i look akin to an onion 🧅

[house-of-slayterr]

Greetings and Salutations,

And welcome to The House of Slayter. I’m Your Host, Fang, and I’ll be your guide through your Fandom Fantasies. So buckle in as I take you down your path of choosing…

Pick Your Poison:

Slashers/Horror

Harry Potter-Verse

Spider-Verse

MCU

DC Comics

Gotham (TV Show)

Criminal Minds

NCIS

Baulder’s Gate 3

The Vampire Diaries-Verse

The Lost Boys

Teen Wolf

Hannibal

IZombie

Adventure Time

Twilight

An: Will continue to update the list as I join more fandoms.

Side Blogs:

Little Blog: @little-buggy-beetle

@sammyhatesklowns

Vampire Role Play: @auroraofsaints

The Slayter Family 🥰:

Moonbeam🌙: @mothmans-kingdom

Bubbe🐳💙: @kados-of-chaos

Greenie🐸🌿: @emeraldfangs

Platonic Soulmate 🫀: @joelsgeetar

Wifey 🥺: @myers-meadow

Beetie 😊: @ajarofpickledtears

Petit Rat🐀: @the-limp-linguine

Grand-mère🥰: @gabrielle-de-lioncourt-anon

My Queen👑: @oceansrose2002

Pretty Willow🥀: @willowbrookesblog

Mothman🦋: @x-littlemoth

Onion Boy 🧅: @frenziedslashers

Pretty Penguin 🐧: @keffirinne

[mr-aftons-rotting-pussy]

IM JUST SAYINGGGGGG I THINK BOTH. EXTREMES CAN BE TRUE AND HE CAN BE A NUANCED LITTLE FREEK OKAY.

he can be everyones little science boy and also. like killing people. like he can he a nerd loser and also a serial killer most serial killers r extremely lame im justvsaying. likeeeeeee....... my onion my onion... 🧅

cause like . imagine YOU were a weirdo sicko freek killing people and suddenly YOU found out the afterlife was actually real and . theres weird ghost goop and shit like notmw jmyiu have even MORE EXCUSES to kill people thats pretty awesome right. hypothetically. in the eyes of a SERIAL KILLER. my onion....... 🧅

I JUST THINK HAVING A CHILD DIE DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A CHILD MURDERWR OKAYYYYYY OKAYYYYY !!!!! I DINT YHINK. I DONT THINK ITS A GOOD MOTIVATION. "ah but we all cope in different ways !🤓☝️" SERIAL KILLING ISNT A COPING STRATEGY DUMBASSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just dont think . LIKE LISTEN. i just dont think theres enough evidence in fnaf to point towards him NOT liking serial killing and ONLY killing ppl bc his son died, compared to the massive amounts of evidence that he DOES like killing and hurting people in various ways . or even that the fnaf murders were his FIRST TIME KILLING PEOPLE. likeee i don't think fnaf has ever tried to paint william in a sympathetic light, i dont think the fnaf 4 shit was meant to make him more sympathetic. william is specifically shown in very unflattering and awful ways, i think the only actual times hes ever shown to be a nice good guy is when hes. yknwi DECEIVING PEOPLE likee. like. idk yall......

i think the canonical child murderer is evil u guys :/...........

[shycroissanti]

Okay, my last post for today XD

This is pretty random, but Irina doesn't like onions, I can even say that she's a little afraid of them (／ロ゜)／🧅

[alicenowonderland]

FOOD BLOG #24

Payapa Café: Serenity Meets Flavor in Fairview ☕🌿

(Rolex Street, West Fairview, Quezon City)

True to its name, Payapa Café offers a tranquil escape from the hustle and bustle of city life. This outdoor café is perfect for those who love sipping their coffee or munching on comfort food while surrounded by natural vibes. Open daily from 11:00 AM to 11:00 PM, it’s a versatile spot for both midday bites and evening chill-outs.

Ambiance 🌳✨

The café’s open-air setup exudes calmness, aligning perfectly with its name, “Payapa” (which means peaceful in Tagalog). It’s an ideal nook for laid-back afternoons, casual conversations, or solo moments of relaxation. If you’re a fan of natural, outdoor aesthetics, this spot will win you over.

Menu Variety & Prices 💰🍽️

One of the best things about Payapa Café is its wide-ranging menu that spans from smoothies and coffee to burgers, wings, waffles, rice bowls, and more. Their offerings are affordable, making it a go-to for those who want great food without breaking the bank.

What We Tried 🍹🍴

Strawberry Tea 🍓 ⭐ 3/5 A sweet option for juice lovers, though it leaned a little too sugary for my taste. It’s like a strawberry juice rather than a tea, but still refreshing.

Café Latte ☕ ⭐ 4/5 This one was for Ate Cla, and as a former barista herself, she gave it her nod of approval. Creamy, smooth, and satisfying!

Onion Rings 🧅 ⭐ 5/5 A standout! The generous serving size, real onion rings, and perfect crispiness made this dish a favorite. Not oily or overly spicy—just the right balance.

Chicken Katsu 🍗 ⭐ 3/5 The flavor was okay, but the sauce was a bit overpowering, making it a little umay (too rich). The breading, while crispy, was slightly rough on the palate.

Pork Liempo 🥓 ⭐ 4/5 Tender and juicy! Ate Cla, being an HRM grad, appreciated the texture and taste. A classic done right.

Blue Lemonade (FREE!) 🍋 ⭐ +1 bonus star Each dish comes with a complimentary Blue Lemonade—a refreshing touch that adds value to your meal.

Final Thoughts 🌟

Payapa Café lives up to its name by offering a peaceful dining experience paired with a solid menu of affordable and delicious options. While a couple of dishes could use some tweaking, the overall quality, generous portions, and thoughtful touches (like free drinks!) make this café worth visiting.

Whether you're here for a quick coffee run, a relaxed meal, or a serene spot to unwind, Payapa Café delivers. Don’t skip the Onion Rings—they’re a must-try!

⭐️: 4/5

Know any other chill, outdoor cafés? Let us know so we can check them out! ✨

[finniestoncrane]

💜🍴 Finnie's 1.5k Follower Event 🍴💚

CLOSED by health inspector

even though it felt like this took forever it really didn't because i've only been on here and writing for just over a year, and i'm so grateful that people still follow me despite my personality as a whole lmao, i wanted to do something silly and goofy so here's my prompt list for my milestone ;-; hello and welcome to the vill-inn, gotham's newest restaurant (and definitely 100% not a money-laundering front for nefarious rogue activity no sirree u-u) please come on in and peruse the menu and let us know what you want to eat!! send in your order + reader/insert gender/pronouns/genitals too! the restaurant is now closed as well as writing headcanons and drabbles, i'm also doing a little give away! so anyone who asks off anon (or not, check the specials menu below) i'll enter into a little silly draw for a 1k commission and pick 3 winners u-u 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block)

Hello, welcome to Vill-Inn, how will you be DIE-ning with us today?

Sit-In [drabbles/short fic]

Takeout [bullet-point/free form story/headcanon style]

Delivery [surprise me]

Great! Wonderful! What can I get you to drink? And don't say fear toxin! (I'm this close to quitting...) (pick 1)

Water [hurt/comfort]

Soda [angst]

Milkshake [fluff]

Signature Cocktail [smut/pwp]

Black Coffee [doesn't matter/surprise me]

And what will you be having for your MAIM course? (pick 1, feel free to specify the version)

Question Mark Shaped Nuggies [riddler]

Sushi Platter [penguin]

Pumpkin Ravioli [scarecrow]

Surf and Turf [two face]

Arroz con Pollo [bane]

Steak [victor zsasz]

Cucumber Sandwiches [mad hatter]

Garden Salad [poison ivy]

Gut Buster Burger [harley quinn]

Gazpacho [mr freeze]

Plain Noodles with Butter [john doe]

Gumbo [killer croc]

BBQ Platter [captain boomerang]

And what loyal side(kick)s are you having with that? (pick up to 4)

🍟 Regular Fries [waking up with them]

🧇 Waffle Fries [sex in a public place]

🍠 Sweet potato Fries [visiting them in Arkham/Blackgate]

➰ Curly Fries [only one bed]

🍁 Poutine [slow dancing]

🥔 Potato Skins [at a party]

🍕 Pizza Bites [tending to wounds]

🍗 Chicken Wings [confession/confessing feelings]

🍔 Sliders [exacting revenge]

🌭 Mini Dogs [hate/angry sex]

🍤 Popcorn Shrimp [hugs from behind]

🐔 Chicken Strips [oral sex/how they give and receive]

🍿 Cheese Popcorn [bite marks/marking kink]

🥒 Deep Fried Pickles [sloppy kisses]

🧅 Blooming Onion [being rejected]

🍘 Rice Crackers [choking]

🍞 Bread Rolls [blood play]

🧄 Garlic Bread [straddling]

🥖 Breadsticks [neck/wrist kisses]

🥪 Half Sandwich [giving/receiving praise]

🥣 Soup [argument]

🍜 Noodles [cuddles]

🍚 Steamed Rice [denial]

🦪 Oysters [rough sex]

🍣 Sushi Sampler [edging/orgasm denial]

🌽 Corn on the Cob [instructional masturbation]

🥕 Honey Glazed Carrots ["open your mouth"]

🥗 Green Salad ["do you need a hand?"]

🍅 Tomato Salad ["i have to go"]

🍏 Fruit Salad ["i shouldn't have to ask"]

🍆 Roasted Veg ["i've never done this before"]

🥦 Seared Broccoli ["i hate you"]

🧀 Cheese Platter ["it's too late"]

🍖 Meat Plate ["i've never wanted anything more"]

🍄 Sauteed Mushrooms ["do you want it rough or gentle?"]

🥑 Guacamole ["please don't leave"]

🥜 Toasted Peanuts ["i want to hear you"]

🥓 Bacon Bits ["i didn't say stop"]

💚 Specials Menu 💚

I'm Here For A Blind Date [tell me a bit about yourself and i'll do a character pairing for who you're having lunch with]

Can I Get A Seat At the Buffet? [i don't have an idea/want to ask off anon, but i want to be included in the draw - this message won't be answered]

thanks for visiting, and please feel free to tip your wait staff 💜

[elderwisp]

IM SORRY IM A SLOW READER!!!! but hello im obsessed with atlas and frances

LMAOOOO ME TOO ME TOO but yes they are my little onions i love them sm 🧅

[cherrycola27]

Hiiiii, my Little Miss Onion 🧅

Beer in Your Kiss piqued my interest. Pls, tell me more! 🍻

Ohhhh, Jay, G U R L, you are going to be jonesing for this one:

You met him at a bar in Austin. He was home on leave from the Navy, time off earned after a heroic act during a top secret mission. It was his last night in town before heading back to his new duty station. It was your last night before you moved out west to take over your aunt's bar.

At first, you thought he was lying, but why would a man who looked that good in a pair of Wranglers and a cowboy hat need to lie?

He bought you one beer, which turned into two, which turned into you leading him out the door and back to your hotel room.

You'll never forget the way he held you that night and the way he made you feel. You'll also never forget the taste of hops on your lips from his kisses.

Three months later, you are pouring shots and popping bottle tops. When you turn around to take the next order, your one night stand is across the bar from you. And once again, you find that you're one beer away from making another bad decision with Jake Seresin.

[hyunsvngs]

It’s my birthday today 🫡, I’m finally 20

Can I ask for a short 🧅 on seungmin and Birthday Sex or a tiny drabble, whatever is easiest and shorter for you!! <33 Thank you, I love you !!

- 🪽 anon

ah SORRY AGAIN THIS TOOK ME SO LONG MY LAPTOP DECIDED TO KEEL OVEER AND DIE.

so in my onion i think seungmin would be wayyy softer when it's your birthday. he'd still be a little bit rough, yeah - i don't think seungmin could ever be completely vanilla, but he would love just pampering you. you'd actually be allowed to cum!! he'd be so so nice, but if you want him to be mean on your birthday? he'll be mean.

maybeee he'll edge you the night before, telling you that you can't cum until midnight. he'd stretch you open on his fingers with your back to his, his other hand tweaking and yanking on your nipple until you're sobbing. he'll let you cum as soon as the clock strikes midnight, when it's your actual birthday, and then maybe he'll have you up for another hour to make you cum as many times as you can handle before you're passing out on his chest <3