#my little incomprehensible cutie

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

i am being so fucking autistic about a video game i've only played an hour and a half of and have absorbed like 99% of my information about through osmosis from my bestie(s. it's complicated) and fanfiction. catastrophic levels of autism. i can't stress this in words i don't think y'all understand. or care honestly sdflkjfdskdfsjsfdkj-

[hindahoney]

If you want to code-switch so often that you are nearly incomprehensible to goyim, here is a list of my favorite and most-used Jewish terms:

Schvitzing - Sweating. (Ex: "I'm schvitzing so much it's showing through my clothes.")

Schlep - A tedious and long journey, depending on usage it can mean that you were carrying something. (Ex: "I had to schlep all the way across campus, my backpack was so heavy." Usually denotes a long walk, but other forms of transportation are acceptable too. "You drove all the way to New York from Florida? That's quite the shlep.")

Shtati - Something really cool. (Ex: "I visited my friend's place and they had a shtati mezuzah!")

Neshama - Soul. (Ex: "Mazel tov on your conversion, you have such a strong Jewish neshama!")

Balagan - A big mess, chaotic, confusing (Ex: "Moshe forgot to bring challah for shabbat dinner, and it turned into this big balagan")

Achi/Achoti - "Achi" literally means "my brother," but can also be used like bro or dude, "achoti" is the feminine equivalent meaning "sister"

Yalla - Come on, let's go (Ex: "Yalla yalla, you're going to make us late again")

Mishpacha - Family. Doesn't have to be literal blood relatives, usually a sign of warmth or friendship. (Ex: "I care about every Jew, they're all my mishpacha.")

Pshhh - Interjection sound, to express respect or agreement with what someone is saying, but can also be playfully poking fun at someone taking themselves too seriously, can be used sarcastically.

Achla - amazing, awesome, great, the best (Ex: "You graduated from university? Achla!")

Sheina Punem (Shayna Punim) - Pretty face (Ex: My bubbe kept pinching my cheeks and calling me a sheina punem) Can be used ironically, in which case it means "a disgrace."

Ahavat Yisrael - to love your fellow Jew (Ex: "I firmly believe in ahavat yisrael, even if it's hard sometimes.")

Schande - Shame, dishonor among the nations, meaning a Jew who represents Jews badly, a serious insult. (Ex: "He's a schande, he feeds into antisemitic stereotypes.")

Schmutz - Dirt, stain. (Ex: "Use your napkin, you've got schmutz on your face.")

Amalek - Any enemy of the Jewish people. ("[Fill in blank] is the modern Amalek, they hate the Jews.")

Lanceman/Landsmen - Two jews from the same place, a point of connection between two Jews who now live far away from their hometown. (Ex: "Your grandma is from Crown Heights? Mine too, our grandparents are landsmen!")

Goyisch - Something not Jewish (Ex: "I don't listen to Taylor Swift, her music is too goyisch for me.")

Goyischekop/Goyische-kop - Goyisch head, a jew who thinks/sounds like a non-jew. (Ex: "How could you say about your fellow Jew? Do you have a goyische-kop or something?")

Kindaleh/Kinderlach - Little children (Ex: "I passed by the school and saw the kindaleh on the playground, they're so cute!")

Chamud/Chamuda/Chamudi - Sweetie, cutie, usually aimed at children, but can be a term of endearment between a couple. Can be condescending when said rudely to another adult, like "Sweetheart" can be in English. (ex: "Goodnight, Chamudi. I can't wait to see you tomorrow.")

Daven - to pray ("Are you going to join us for davening?")

Frum - A religiously observant Jew. ("He's frum, he davens three times a day.")

Treif - Unkosher, generally something not good, doesn't have to literally refer to a food. ("I trained my dog to stop barking when I say 'treif!'.")

Bubkis - Zero, nothing, nada ("Moshe got a gift from bubbe and I got bubkis.")

Kvetch - To complain ("I'm just kvetching, I'm not that upset about it.")

Kvell - Extreme pride. ("I heard your daughter made it into her top school, you must be kvelling!")

Mensch - A good, admirable person. ("He volunteers every week, he's a mensch.")

Chillul HaShem - Disgracing God's name, someone who does something that makes Jews look bad.

Kiddush HaShem - Something that sanctifies God's name, brings honor to God. ("I love seeing you wear a kippah, it's a kiddush HaShem!")

Bubbe meise - Little white lies ("He told his teacher a bubbe meise about his dog eating his homework.")

I should acknowledge that these are mostly Yiddish words, as my experience is primarily with Ashkenazi Jews. If you would like to add common slang from your community (like Ladino phrases, Judeo-Arabic, Italki, etc) I would love to learn about them!

[youngsadlesbian]

PROTECTIVE SISTER

pairing: yelena belova x sister!reader

summary: yelena catches you in an intimate situation with your girlfriend — whom she didn’t know existed.

a/n: i'm so obsessed with stories of yelena being the protective and cutie older sister, so i decided to join the crew.

word count: 1,3k

warnings: fluff & protective big sis.

Being Yelena Belova’s younger sister came with a lot of perks: a badass big sister who could take down anyone in a fight, someone who could train you in self-defense (even though you hated it), and, of course, a lifetime of protection—whether you wanted it or not. Yelena was everything you’d ever wanted in a sibling: fierce, protective, and, at times, downright embarrassing. And there was one thing she was especially protective about—your love life.

At sixteen, you had just started dating someone seriously for the first time. Of course, you hadn’t exactly told Yelena yet, because you knew exactly how she would react. She had always been overprotective, and despite your assurances that you were old enough to handle things, she just couldn’t see you as anything but her little sister.

So, you kept things quiet for a while. You figured you’d ease her into the idea. But, as with most things in life, it didn’t go exactly as planned.

It was a sunny Saturday afternoon, and you had invited your girlfriend over to hang out while Yelena was out on a mission. You figured it was a safe bet—after all, Yelena was always gone for days at a time. You were pretty sure you had the whole day to yourselves.

You and your girlfriend, Emma, were sprawled out on the couch in the living room, watching some Netflix, your legs tangled together as you exchanged shy smiles and quiet giggles. Things were going smoothly, and as you leaned in for a kiss, you felt the butterflies in your stomach flutter wildly. Everything was perfect.

And then—bam!

The front door swung open with a loud crash, and you both jumped apart like you’d been electrocuted. Yelena stood in the doorway, her eyes wide with shock, and you swore you could see steam coming out of her ears.

“What the hell is going on here?” she barked, her Russian accent thick with fury.

You froze, your heart pounding. “Yelena, I—”

Before you could even finish, Yelena stormed into the room, her eyes darting between you and Emma. "Are you—kissing—in my house?!" Her voice was incredulous, as if the idea of you having a relationship was utterly incomprehensible.

“Uh, yeah, about that…” you started, but she cut you off again.

“You’re sixteen!” Yelena nearly shouted, her arms flailing in the air as she paced back and forth. “You’re too young to be—” She waved her hands dramatically. “—doing this!”

Emma looked like she was about to melt into the couch from sheer embarrassment, and you could feel your own face turning bright red. “Yelena, it’s not that big of a deal—”

“Not that big of a deal?!” Yelena interrupted, her voice going up another octave. “I walk into my house and find my little sister making out with someone, and you think it’s not a big deal? Do you know how dangerous this is?”

“Dangerous?!” You blinked in confusion. “Yelena, it’s just Emma.”

“Yes, Emma,” Yelena said, pointing accusingly at your girlfriend, who now looked like she regretted ever stepping foot into your house. “Do you know how easy it would be for someone to use this—this relationship—against you? They could be spying on us, manipulating you—”

“Yelena!” you snapped, finally standing up. “Emma’s not a spy. She’s not trying to manipulate me. She’s just my girlfriend.”

Emma looked like she wanted to shrink into the couch even further, clearly terrified of the very intense Russian assassin now towering over her.

Yelena blinked, clearly still processing. “Girlfriend?” She said the word like it was foreign to her.

You took a deep breath. “Yes. Girlfriend.”

For a moment, Yelena just stared at the two of you, her expression unreadable. And then, without warning, she turned on her heel and stomped out of the room. “I need a drink,” she muttered under her breath.

You and Emma exchanged nervous glances, and you quickly followed Yelena into the kitchen. “Yelena, come on, it’s not that bad—”

“It’s not that bad?” Yelena shot you a look as she poured herself a glass of water. “Do you have any idea what it’s like to walk in and see your little sister—your baby sister—kissing someone?”

You rolled your eyes. “I’m not a baby anymore, Yelena. I’m sixteen.”

“To me, you are still too young for this,” she insisted, taking a sip of her water like it was vodka.

“Yelena, I’m not a child,” you argued, crossing your arms. “And besides, Emma’s really sweet. You’d like her if you got to know her.”

Yelena gave you a skeptical look. “I don’t need to ‘get to know her’ to know that she is distracting you from your training and your studies.”

“Oh my God, not everything is about training,” you groaned.

“For you, it should be!” Yelena shot back, her voice rising again. “You need to be prepared for anything, and being distracted by some girl—”

“She’s not some girl!” you snapped, finally losing your patience. “She’s my girlfriend, and I care about her, okay?”

Yelena stared at you for a long moment, her expression softening just a little. “You care about her?” she asked, her voice a little quieter now.

“Yes, I do,” you said, standing your ground. “And I know you’re just trying to protect me, but you can’t control every part of my life. I need to make my own choices.”

For a moment, Yelena didn’t say anything. Then, finally, she let out a long sigh. “I just… I don’t want you to get hurt.”

You softened, stepping closer to her. “I know, Yelena. But I’m going to be okay. I promise.”

Yelena looked at you, her eyes filled with a mixture of frustration and concern. Finally, she nodded, albeit reluctantly. “Fine. But if she breaks your heart, I’m breaking her legs.”

You couldn’t help but laugh. “Deal.”

Later that evening, after Yelena had calmed down (and Emma had survived her interrogation), the three of you sat down for a slightly awkward but surprisingly pleasant dinner. Yelena kept a watchful eye on Emma the entire time, but she at least managed to hold back from making any more threats.

By the end of the night, Emma had to leave, but she gave you a quick hug before heading out the door. “I’ll see you at school tomorrow,” she said with a smile.

“Yeah,” you replied, smiling back. “Thanks for coming over… despite everything.”

Emma giggled. “It was definitely… an experience.”

After she left, you turned back to Yelena, who was watching you with a raised eyebrow. “You really like her, huh?”

“Yeah,” you admitted, feeling a little shy. “I do.”

Yelena nodded, her expression softening again. “Okay. Just… take it slow, alright?”

You smiled. “I will.”

A few days after the whole “Yelena-walking-in-on-you-kissing-Emma” incident, you were sitting in the living room, scrolling through your phone, when Natasha walked in.

She glanced at you, then sat down on the couch next to you. “So, I hear you have a girlfriend,” she said casually.

You looked up, surprised. “Uh, yeah. Yelena told you?”

Natasha smirked. “Of course she did. She’s very… protective.”

You rolled your eyes. “That’s an understatement.”

Natasha chuckled. “Well, I just wanted to say… I’m happy for you. But, you know…” She leaned in a little, her smirk widening. “If she ever does anything to hurt you, I can make sure she never sees daylight again.”

You stared at her, wide-eyed. “You’re kidding, right?”

Natasha just smiled, her eyes twinkling with mischief. “Maybe.”

You couldn’t help but laugh. “You and Yelena are way too much alike.”

Natasha grinned, leaning back on the couch. “That’s what sisters are for.”

And in that moment, you realized that while having two overly protective sisters could be a little overwhelming at times, it was also one of the best things in the world.

[dizzybizz]

I need your Sampard headcanons, if you have none that’s cool ignore this ask, BUT IF YOU DO LEGALLY YOU HAVE TO SHARE THEM

anon- i don't think you know what you've signed up for with this ask

my headcanons are all incomprehensible to myself so o7

this is brain rot at its full saturation..........

gepard being honest to a fault and that flustering tf out of sampo..., , , , 🥺

like,, sampo will jokingly make a silly comment about gepard liking him and gepard will respond with something like "of course i do? why wouldn't i??"

it's a constant cycle: sampo joking -> gepard responding honestly -> sampo getting flustered -> it hits gepard after some confusion that it was in fact a joke -> and they're both useless and flustered together, absolute losers <3 -> repeat

anyone being genuine and nice to sampo would destroy him

he'd crumble

like- he'd collapse like a house of cards in a gust of wind

they're both touch starved and clingy but really awkward about it

"i need to cuddle so bad!! but i would sooner die than be the one to suggest it!!!!!!"

they get over it once they realize it's a mutual feeling

then it's just collapsing on eachother whenever

i kinda just want them to cry and have a breakdown together, cry and hug it out and just like talk

they both need a good cry,,, 🙏

gepard. yotasuke takahashi. just saying things that sound so romantic without so much as a glance at the other person,,, like:

sampo asks serval to please talk to her brother about thinking before speaking, she leaves him on read

idk what to tell you, they're just losers

they're that "relationships should be 50/50, he cooks us dinner and i sit on the kitchen counter and look pretty" post

sampo entering the kitchen: what's cookin', good-lookin'

sampo gets gepard one of those "kiss the cook" aprons

they're the kind of couple where they're seeing eachother through a shoujo romance lens but to outsiders they're just so unbelievably unbearable

can't flirt to save their lives.

i really just imagine them to be the biggest losers together, they're made for eachother, they're pathetic, they're disasters

them:

gepard runs cold!! sampo can't stand it!!!

who's the big spoon and little spoon? yes

pet names? pet names.

sampo uses them obnoxiously and calls gepard everything he can come up with

darling, babe, baby, sweetie, cutie pie, angel, my little captain, hotstuff, handsome, my one and only, knight in shining armor, prince,,, etc

gepard just defaults to calling him honey or something

gepard names one of his plants koski

sampo is very honored

but also so worried, considering gepard's track record with the lifespan of his plants

he makes it his mission to keep koski alive

sampo loves pulling on gepard's cheeks

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - just RELAX BL, you're stressing me out

Organized, in each category, by ones I'm enjoying most at the top. However, I've put quite a few on hold for travel reasons.

Oct 2023 Wk 3

Ongoing Series - Thai

Dangerous Romance (Fri YT) ep 10 of 12 - Boyfriends are cute boyfriends. Reconciliation with daddy and then major brother drama. How exciting. Gah but that closing scene, these two are such great actors! 

Naughty Babe (Sat YT) ep 8 fin - A perfectly serviceable final episode. I did love the red Chinese-style wedding to go with the “hia.” Also, just a little Thai 'poke poke poke' at China. 

Final thoughts?

This is a nice addendum to Cutie Pie, but it’s relatively incomprehensible even if you’ve watched that previous installment. I can’t imagine it will make any sense at all if you haven’t. Frankly, the most impressive thing about this show was the makeup team. MaxNat give excellent chemistry, all the high heat is well done, and the friendships are adorable, even if the story is nonsensical. It’s fine, I’m relieved it was only 8 eps. I enjoyed it for the pair but I will probably never rewatch. A weak 8/10

My Universe (Sun iQIYI) Lucky Love ep 9 of 24 -Heartbroken (drunk) gay boy meets (fights) sister’s new chef. I love the femme bestie. Adorbs. This one seems pretty good actually. I like all the shots of Bangkok’s actual traffic. POV is a bit of a sad sack tho. 

Absolute Zero (Thai Weds iQIYI) ep 4 of 12 - There is something clever about this narrative in the way that they are each each other’s first and second loves, but also age gap kinda creepy (Thailand maybe leave this one for Japan?)

Venus in the Sky (Tues iQIYI) 8 of 10 eps - So much whiny gay drama babies. However, it also manages to be painfully slow, through the simple act of having 90% of the show be boys sitting around staring at their phones. Then it suddenly got way higher heat than I expected. Honestly, this could’ve ended at 8 sps. I don’t see how extending the show is going to improve it in any way.

Only Friends (Sat YT) ep 11 of 12 (not a BL but I'm watching it anyway) - I don’t have faith in any couple. One of my favorite things about this show is watching how many boys Mark can kiss. I know everyone is focusing on Neo, but seriously baby boy got game. Meanwhile Boston’s dick must be made of self-lubing steal pipe; I remain entirely uninterested is TopMew; Mew’s fam demonstrate why a gay boy should never take advice from straight women; and the slut-shaming agenda continues. NO SINGING. No character in this show is happy when Boeing turns up, but the rest of us trash-loving muckrakers are thrilled.

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

If It’s With You AKA Even If I Fall In Love With You AKA Kimi to nara Koi wo Shite Mite mo’ (Japan Gaga) ep 3 of 5 - Oh it is so cute and so sweet and so aching. I really did not want the confession to happen, even though I knew it had to. There is an element of torture to this one that only Japan can execute with such precise softness.

You Are Mine (Taiwan Fri Viki) eps 7 of 10 - I remain charmed. But while the me of 2018 would have thought this one of the best BLs ever, the me of now is finding it a bit dated and nostalgic.

Bon Appetit (Korea Weds iQIYI) 7-8fin - Romance between an office worker and the man from his past next door who cooks well. It was a very sweet and cute tale of food as love in the All the Liquors family of KBL. I’m not wild about it, I did enjoy it, I was happy to have it show up on my dash, but ultimately it will simply become one of the KBL crowd. 8/10 

Kiseki: Dear to Me (Taiwan Tues Viki & iQIYI) ep 10 of 13(?) - another one where they are separated for most of the show. Although the sides are giving win. 

Bump Up Business (Korea Gaga) 1-2 of 8 - from Idol Romance staring OnlyOneOf's Nine & Mill, this released as a movie in July in SK but is now being recut/reissued as a series. Love story between a trainee who is about to debut and a celebrity plagued by scandal. After that OmegaX Shoulder bullshizz business I am very wary of this show, but this pair is already better cast.

Out of the mouths of OnlyOneOf (!!!) babes...

As to the show? I don’t know. I mean I love the idea, am nervous about Korea (with that bubble) doing a meta critique of the BL industry, with K-pop idols, using an existing group. It just seems like there’s a lot of mines in this small field, and it could go horribly horribly wrong. I am enjoying it, but also anxious the whole time I’m watching it for culture/market reasons. That said, I did pretty much ask for this exact show. So I can't complain, now can I?  

Mr Cinderella 2 (Vietnam Sat YT) ep 5 of ? - I honestly don’t entirely understand what is going on. But it all seems to be the Psychotic Pretty Kitty’s fault. Oo caught in the act of drug-induced cheating - DRAMA. Dung should cut his losses and leave - cute doctor husband or not. Lovely kiss from the sides. I gotta say, this cast is hella pretty. I’m not mad that this team is kind of turning into GMMTV Vietnam.

It's Airing But...

I Feel You Linger in the Air (Fri grey) ep 8 of 12 - I will try to watch 8-12 and do a series review when I get back in November but... not sure I will be able to. Fingers crossed.

Love in Translation (Sat iQIYI) ep 8fin - completed, my final thoughts in Nov.

What Did You Eat Yesterday Season 2 AKA Kinou Nani Tabeta? Season 2 (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 1 of 10 - I find this series more fun to binge, so I'm waiting until it completes its run.

I Cannot Reach You AKA I Can't Reach You AKA Kimi ni wa Todokanai (Japan Tues Netflix-Japan & ????) - in classic JBL fashion, I Cannot Reach You could not be reached. 

Can I Buy Your Love From A Vending Machine? AKA Sono Koi, Jihanki de Kaemasu ka? (Japan cinema release in-country only) - This one is a movie from Japan so in customary fashion who tf knows when (or if) it will get international distribution. Salaryman Ayumu Koiwai just can't tear his eyes away from the strong, muscular man as he checks on the stocks of the vending machine in his office.

One Room Angel (Japan Gaga) - Yukinori, a convenience store clerk was accidentally stabbed by a thug and nearly died. He returns home to find an angel waiting for him. The drama is an adaptation based on Harada’s manga of the same name (which I did not like). With only five episodes and a good chance this won’t end happily, I am going to wait and let you tell me how it goes. Binge it when it is complete if it's safe.

In Case You Missed It

GMMTV posted their initial 2024 line up, here's my round up of the BLs. It includes 2 JBL adaptations, 2 KBL adaptations (that they aren't admitting to) and vampires. If you want to know how I did on the predictions that's here and the answer is: very badly indeed.

I am watching the Y Journey: Stay Like a Local series. But they are essentially tourist board long-form advertisements. I enjoy the promo aspect with regards to the food. And seeing some of my favorite pairs do interesting other things is kinda fun. But the whole thing feels disingenuous when gay marriage is still not legal and it’s essentially the Thai government (making these ads) who is stopping that from happening. I have a similar feeling to iQIYI as a content provider. It’s not queerbaiting in the original sense of the term, but it’s pretty gross to use gay for advertising with a nationalistic propaganda agenda, when being gay is still not legal in your country. Yes I struggle to reconcile myself with this on the regular, and it’s an ongoing hypocritical struggle for my tiny withered tired old heart.

All that said, this week's installment, He’s Not Happy, did make me want to rewatch Make a Wish. There’s no kissing in this series but JudoFluke kiss beautifully, so If you haven’t seen Make a Wish, it’s very good and I recommend tracking it down.

Next Week Looks Like This

Upcoming October BL

10/26 My Dear Gangster Oppa (Thai iQIYI) 8 eps - nerd retreats from the world into an online game and makes friends with a little group, they meat in real life, one of them is hot, they fall in love, hottie turns out to be a gangster. Trailer

10/31 SHADOW (Thai Gaga) - this is a horror BL featuring ghosts and other paranormal elements in a high school setting. I'm not wild about Thai horror (or horror at all). It features Singto (who did paranormal BL He's Coming to Me) opposite Fluke N (who's done a couple horror's before). Also Fiat. Dan suffers from sleep paralysis, and in his dreams he sees a shadow that suffocates him. It gets worse when he transfers schools.

2023 forthcoming BL master post (see comments, some are inaccurate, NOT KEPT UPDATED).

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

We stan consent and talking about sex during sex. Thank you Venus in the Sky.

I guess Ray's getting his 3some? Only Friends

Dangerous Romance hitting up some old school tropes.

Naughty Babe giving us our beloved domesticity and tiny gay families. @heretherebedork you happy?

(Last week)

[solar-eclipses-stuff]

Dorm leaders as boyfriend (◍•ᴗ•◍)

(Twisted wonderland)

Characters: Riddle, Leona, Azul, Kalim, Vil, Idia, Malleus

He's still as hot-tempered as usual, but now he has you! I think a series of meditations will help him... May be

Even when he is meditating all in business mentally, of course, he is constantly worrying and he needs to be reminded that it is worth relaxing

I think he likes being stroked on the head, but I don't think he'll admit it.

Your short kisses on the forehead make him melt, now he's red as a tomato, you've made him blush something

In public, he is something like ᕕ(•෴•)ᕗ, and with yours behind closed doors he (๑••*๑)♡

Well, in short, the cutie just needs to take a closer look <3

Leon is lazy, so you began to spend more time in his room

You are literally being squeezed and you will not be able to get out from under it for several hours :/

His ears are soft, but he doesn't really like being touched, but when it comes to you, everything is different

He likes it when all your attention is on him and that's it! He's just a bun that you want to stroke and stroke. His kisses are usually sleepy and clumsy, but they are usually passionate and deep

Sleepy boy, also cute but still a brutal lion 🦁

Azul.. He is hiding in your hands... When you kiss him he blushes quite a lot

Even though he wants to seem calculating and self-serving with you, his walls are falling down and he becomes a blushing mess

Warm hugs, a little kiss and he's yours, forever

I think he is not an active PDA user, but he is able to hold you slightly by the waist

The kid is good, you just need to look deeper 💗

Kalim.. He is a walking initiator of hugs, although it is not permissible to kiss this innocent creature. But an innocent kiss on the cheek is possible

It's just a walking teddy bear, it's impossible not to love, he's like an affectionate cat who wants your attention 24/7

I think it won't do without Jamil, but you just need to find an approach and everything will probably settle down))

Hugs and quality time? of course yes! All the attention is only on you? Yes?

He will never get rid of you, congratulations!!

Vil, he loves his potatoes, really.. But I think he will try to introduce you to his type of activity

I don't think that's a bad thing.. But you don't always have enough strength for yourself, and a young man demands it all the time

In this situation, all your attention will be on this amazing guy

Kissing in public will only be in places far from people, and not so often because there will probably be something like: you'll ruin my makeup, etc.

I think he will sometimes paint you, or keep an eye on your wardrobe))

Hugs are also strictly on schedule because he is loaded enough, but I think he will find time for his potatoes

Idia, first you need to get close to him and arrange a trusting relationship..(fortunately I omit it)

Now you know how to enter his room with privileges)) Congratulations!

For some reason, it seems to me that his room smells of dampness, chips and something incomprehensible

I think he won't even be able to touch, but he has moments of determination and then a little kiss or a light hug is possible after which he faints))

To be honest, I think that Ortho will contribute to the development of your relationship 🧐

I think he will often invite you to play video games with him or just relax while watching some anime/film :3

Malleus.. I think he is quite inexperienced due to the fact that he is afraid..

Perhaps.. No, with a 99% probability he will ask for advice from Lilia and most likely he does not advise him of any old forms of courtship or something classic

Most likely, he will give jewelry that he thinks is suitable for you. After that, you can open your own store..

He tries to be nice, but in this regard he is a little clumsy, but having a prince boyfriend is very nice... I hope Sebek won't stun you inadvertently)

The gift of bouquets, sweets and so on is in force, I think the candy-bouquet period will be quite long.. Well, or until the moment when Lilia does not remind him that people are not a long-lived species 😀 (compared to them)

Well, a good boy, maybe a little not punctual)

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probably these guys will be here, maybe something else🧐

[raekensarcher]

Can you recommend your fave human!au or college!au thiam fics.? I fell into the thiam hellhole recently and I’m not sorry😎

i’m not sure if i have read any human fics, but college au’s are some of my favorites!!! i’m trying my hardest to find more but here’s what i’ve got so far !

Hope the winter goes easy on you 4.6k completed

“Remind me,” Cyrus requests, “to add your partner isn’t allowed to break into our dorm room to mine and Liam’s roommate agreement.”

“Sure thing,” Theo mumbles agreeably, and burrows a little more deeply into Liam’s bed.

Red Flags 5.9k, on-going

Senior year at BHU was supposed to be Theo’s year to slack off. His med school applications were in, his GPA was perfect, and his plan to pass the year in a drunken haze was on the verge of becoming a reality. But then he made the mistake of sitting next to the walking red flag that is Liam Dunbar on the first day of class.

“My point is: don’t give me advice when you can’t even survive two nights of sobriety or unglue your eyes from number 9 over there.”

Inglorious Roomates 161.9k, on-going

A roommate is defined as “a person with whom one shares a room.”

Theo would say a roommate was more along the lines of, “The person who's the bane of his existence. The weirdo that sleeps for days. The spaz that exercises at 3am. The guy with a revolving door of annoying friends. An insufferable human being that Theo has no control over living in his room.”

Example: Theo hates his roommate Liam.

Look at the wonderful mess we made, we pick ourselves undone 67.6k, on-going

Liam's eyes are wide, a little moony as he stares back at Theo. For a second, there's silence, and then, Liam hums a little, whiny, and Theo pulls the waffle obligingly out of his mouth. Liam licks his lips, says, completely seriously, "You're the light of my life." Theo snorts, pushing the waffle back into his mouth, and then shoving his shoulder towards the front door. "Go," Theo protests, shaking his head exasperatedly as he laughs.

Liam says something else, but it's absolutely incomprehensible through the thick waffle stuffed in his face. Jacob frowns, but Theo just smiles. "I know you will," Theo replies, and Liam mumbles something back, and then the door is shut. Jacob frowns harder, unlocking his phone, and typing out a text.

Me: dude I slept w the cutie from english lit and I'm p sure the guy's hot bf is making me breakfast rn what do I do

[monstersohmy]

The Prom at the End of the World

A goddess has been summoned by her cult with the promise of the human sacrifce that will allow her to fulfill her purpose as a world destroyer. She did not expect the sacrifice to be her girlfriend. Who she'd stood up to attend this ritual.

This is another little story I wrote from a prompt during shutdown.

"LOOK UPON ME AND WEEP FOR YOUR WORLD!” Gaia thundered, arms raised to the roiling heavens, head thrown back.

At the height of her power, she was the most beautiful she had ever been, even though she was fixing to take my life and end this world.

She always seemed to me a like a thousand tornados wearing a trench coat, barely containing the lacerating wind she longed to release, trying to take the shape of a mortal being. She never seemed to get it quite right. It was charming. And I wanted to bury myself in her. 

Gaia taking my life would destroy this world but, it was worth it to see her as she actually was. The only words my mind could find were not worthy of her terrifying glory. Base thoughts more primitive than those of the first creatures who would eventually become humans. My eyes burned. My face and shoulders splintered in her heat. 

Gaia isn’t even her real name. It’s just what I call her because she insists her name is not only unpronounceable to mortals, but also that hearing it would drive me mad. I never really believed that and assumed she was embarrassed like her name was Bertha or something. 

“PREPARE, MORTAL! FOR YOUR LIFEFORCE IS THAT OF---"

Gaia looked down and choked off as she saw me laying on the shore in the pale pink meringue prom dress I’d bought at a thrift store, encircled in fire and naked, chanting apostles.

“Hey, cutie,” I winked. 

“Meg . . . I . . .,” she spluttered. “How . . . why are you here?” 

“I volunteered,” I said, lifting myself up until I rested on my elbows. “This bunch wasn’t hard to find. Your cult has been following me around for months.” 

One of the nude acolytes stepped forward, knelt, and had the audacity to interrupt.

“Oh, Dreadful and Powerful! We humbly prostrate before you in service. How shall we proceed with this offering?” 

“Hear that, babe? He called you dreadful,” I smirked up at her. “What are you going to do about that?” 

Gaia didn’t so much explode as she became the idea of an explosion. The apostles glowed red from their hearts for a moment then before becoming fiery dust devils, caught up in her storm winds until they formed a swirling haboob which, in her heat, melted and settled into a glass dome around the two of us. All sound was snuffed out. 

“You stood me up,” I accused. “We had a date. You asked me what dream I wanted you to make come true and I told you. I wanted us to do the Footloose prom.” 

She swirled around me, her wind dismantling my intentionally, yet elegantly, mussed French braid. 

“All you do is rant about how much you hate people!” she spat. Hot sand sprayed my face. “I thought I was doing something nice for you by ending this world.” 

“I was being hyperbolic!” I shouted. “Most humans never actually mean it and I’m not the human who does. You know me better than that!" 

Her storm calmed. The glass dome evaporated, and we were alone on the beach. She’d become smaller, less . . elemental. Closer to human. I felt her pulling me close, but when she drew my head to her body I felt the stabs of the lightning and star stuff that was her being.

“We had a date,” I reiterated, eyes squeezed shut. “Pocket universe. Footloose prom. You promised.”

When I opened my eyes and pulled away, we were in the grain mill. My fashionably messy French braid intact. Gaia at my side.

She was as close to human as I'd ever seen her, wearing a dress she’d plucked from the jumble of my movie memory instead of the requested red jacket tuxedo. She was an incomprehensibly beautiful tsunami struggling to contain herself in the white dress Sandy wore during the dance contest in Grease. I didn’t even mind the crossing of movie references. She was too glorious for that petty kind of thing anyway.

“Am I appropriately dressed?” she asked, picking at the skirt of her dress. 

“Always,” I smiled approvingly. "Now what are we gonna do before you end the world?"

“Now, we gotta cut,” she grinned. “We gotta cut footloose.” 

Gaia took her hand in mine, and we ran to the dance floor.

[bunybot]

my transfem (+ leo) knights agenda is oh so dear to my heart.

naru being the original donino piece. ritsu has never cared about gender, had always been one to say their preference is whatever, but getting to know naru helps them come to the realization that they want to go on estrogen. that their transition goals align with a more androgyne body. naruritsu doing each other’s e shots once the two enter their third year. (naruritsumika also helping mao come to the realization she’s a tgirl during naruritsumika girls nights since mao is constantly at the sakuma home. mika is a bigender tgirl… also again found herself through naru’s openness about her identity.) izumi resonates with ritsu’s feelings about their gender identity… being agender but tfem as well.

tsukasa comes out after ritsumika but before mao. ritsu never had a proper coming out, because they knew they’d be understood by their fellow knights. tsukasa on the other hand made a formal call to knights to meet. izuleo literally fly from florence to yumenosaki. only for kasa to simply tell everyone “i believe i’m a trans girl… and i hope to come out to my parents and begin estrogen.” she comes out first to knights because they are more family than the suous will ever be. group hug from 3/4… the fourth obviously being sena who pats her on the head. leoritsu kiss her on both cheeks too. she’s showered with love and support and also bombarded with questions and how they can best support her. naru chats up kasa after the meeting more in depth. helps her with passing tips and naruritsu plan a shopping trip with her. kasa is very insecure at first about her body in relationship to feminine clothing but naruritsu build her right up!!!

meanwhile in florence. once she graduated, sena had been doing drag shows. it’s the most she has felt herself. after kasa’s coming out, seeing ritsu and naru becoming themselves… she ponders if there’s more to her identity than the drag persona. if the most beautiful she’d feel would be as a woman. while cuddling in bed sena asks leo how he realized who he was (leo is tmasc and had began transitioning before entering yumenosaki). leo goes on an inspired tangent, somewhat obviously fictional backstory. but in a sense he means all of it. sena straight up says i never thought i would care as long as i was beautiful but what if being a girl sounds like the most beautiful thing to me? leo kisses and is like you’re beautiful no matter what :) the next morning leo is trying to find resources for sena and shocked by him being up earlier she is curious about it. they sit down and talk about it in depth and sena starts seeing one. she wonders if she should start e in fear of ruining her modeling career which leads her to calling naru. naru assures her and they talk about what to do from here. izuleo do their e and t shots together :3 she eventually comes out to ritsukasa… ritsu predicted it. as ritsu does. but kasa is a little bit shocked and supportive. she returns the same head pat as sena gave her when they meet up again and they are just. cutie.

all 5 of them are dating. btw. izuleo are engaged. they make an effort to see each other as much as possible. naruritsu visit florence to see sena’s drag shows and sena puts them in drag at one point. leokasa support while kasa also tries italian desserts. leo feeds her them. oughh

naruritsu is also dating mika. ritsu is engaged to mao who is dating trickstar.

kasa has a big crush on sora but has yet to do anything about it.

the specific identities:

ritsu: tfem agender lesbian, they

tsukasa: bisexual tgirl, she

izumi: tfem agenderfluid lesbian, they she

leo: tmasc nonbinary lesbian, he they

sorry. this is long and incomprehensible i took my melatonin i just can’t stop thinking about them

[beatnikbedlam]

Best New Anime of 2022

(reposted from cohost)

so i had cancer this year! which apparently means i actually watched enough new anime last year to do a top ten list? so i guess this is my first anime top ten! pretty neat! i’m only gonna cover shows that premiered this year because it would be hard not to put stuff like Mob Psycho and JoJo on here and there was so much great new stuff that i wanna focus on. here goes!

10: Love Flops: this show… this fuckin’ show y’all. the first few episodes are…. A Lot. some of the horniest anime bullshit i’ve seen. it takes over half the season to really show its hand. and look, i really don’t want to spoil anything, because it has some truly great reveals, but goddamn is it an incredible fucking hand. a show that is both absolutely demented and very touching

9: Aharen-san wa Hakarenai: translates to Aharen is Incomprehensible. just a really cute, chill little romcom about a couple of goofballs and their even goofier friends. was a very nice thing to look forward to during a pretty hard summer!

8: Urusei Yatsura: i originally had Spy x Family here, but y’know what? fuck that. Lum’s Back Bay Beeee and she looks better than ever. David Productions outdid themselves here

7: Bocchi the Rock: the most i've related to a character in ages. great music, great animation, great pals

6: Chainsaw Man: not typically my vibe, but it's so good i can't help but appreciate it anyway. i have trouble with “misery parade” stuff but Chainsaw Man takes it so far that it becomes hilarious. i really love its exploration of intimacy and control, very nuanced and looks at a lot of different aspects of it. Power and Denji’s friendship is super refreshing, Makima is scary as hell, and Himeno is… unfortunately very hot. don’t @ me

5: Ya Boi Kongming: time travel is always my jam, and this is one of the best. it subverts the whole "the character is dumb bc they're from the past" thing by making the MC a master strategist from the Three Kingdoms period. there's initial confusion, but he picks up quick, and it's more about him using his stratagems to help a girl become a famous singer. it also has one of the best OPs of the year too

4: Birdie Wing: it's the Lesbian Mafia Golf anime, what do you want from me

3: Akiba Maid War: legit one of the most buckwild first episodes ever put to film. absolutely has to be seen to be believed. all i'll say is that the title is literal, and it’s majestic. #1 fuckup gang of 2022

2: My Dress-Up Darling: immaculately crafted romcom, incredible characters. more or less a perfect show, would have been my top spot if the next one hadn't come to eat its lunch a few months later. the scene on the train after the con is one of my favorite scenes in anime period

1: Call of the Night: feels like a show made specifically for me. it's a romcom, but it's moody and there's philosophical shit and vampire fights? sign me the fuck up. then there’s Anko Uguisu, who is a fucking Problem 🥵 and to top it all off, it's the most gorgeous show i’ve seen in a long time. something like Demon Slayer has really fluid action sequences with amazing effects, but it looks pretty standard otherwise. but the composition and color and detail of every shot is so carefully considered in Call of the Night, it’s really something special. truly, absolutely cannot wait for season 2. i picked up the manga and am around chapter 100 now, it’s going in some really fascinating directions

and that’s my list! i was going to make this an honorable mentions section but ended up just mentioning basically everything else new i watched lol. so here’s that:

Ranking of Kings is a show i really loved but it just didn’t quite make the cut. the ending felt a little rushed and it started getting a bit predictable, but still great if you need a good cry

Shikimori Isn’t Just a Cutie was sweet and fun but felt a little thin

Spy x Family is really well-made and totally adorable but i have to take it in small doses for some reason

Reincarnated as a Sword i had no real issues with and i’m looking forward to season 2, but it just wasn’t a top 10

Eminence in Shadow: love the farce, fuckin’ hate the MC. still not sure where i come down on it tbh

Yakuza’s Guide to Babysitting: liked it, didn’t watch enough of it

Do It Yourself! is really cute but it never quite hits the highs of something like Laid Back Camp. still worthwhile if you like that kind of thing tho

Lycoris Recoil: i really enjoyed it while i was watching it, but i keep forgetting it exists tbh

and as far as returning stuff goes Mob had such a great ending, i’ve really enjoyed the Stone Ocean adaptation, i just got into Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun this year and i’m having a great time with it, reminds me so much of that 00’s Soul Eater/HxH/toonami-type shonen but much less fight focused. and of course, Uzaki-chan was fucking incredible, as expected

it’s kind of crazy how much good anime there was this year and how many i haven’t even gotten around to yet! this winter 2023 season is seeming… a bit dry so far but at least Queen Nagatoro has returned to grace us with her presence. gonna wrap it up, but if someone found this and read all the way to the end… hey, thanks! you’re great!

[gloriabomfim]

Certainly, let's create the first 9 montages with titles and include actions and dialogue transcripts for each one in the scenario where Joy mistakes the baby doll for a real baby girl.

Montage 1: "Joy's Playtime Delight" Action: Joy is sitting in her play area with a baby doll, cooing and giggling. Joy: (Incomprehensible babble and giggles)

Montage 2: "Innocent Babbling Begins" Action: Joy continues to babble, imitating baby sounds. Joy: (Babbling) Da-da, goo-goo, ba-ba.

Montage 3: "A Motherly Cockroach's Love" Action: Joanne watches Joy with a warm smile as she plays. Joanne: (Softly) Such a sweet child.

Montage 4: "Baby Doll Surprise" Action: Joy reaches for the baby doll and hugs it. Joy: (Excited) Hug! Hug!

Montage 5: "Joy's Giggles and Glee" Action: Joy giggles while cuddling the doll. Joy: (Giggling) Hee-hee, dollie funny!

Montage 6: "Joanne's Watchful Eye" Action: Joanne observes Joy's interactions with the doll. Joanne: (Thoughtfully) Learning about love, little one?

Montage 7: "Cooing Cockroach Cutie" Action: Joy coos and tries to comfort the doll. Joy: (Tenderly) Shh, shh, it's okay.

Montage 8: "Joy's Doll Confusion" Action: Joy looks at the doll quizzically, then back at Joanne. Joy: (Puzzled) Dollie real?

Montage 9: "Laughter and Little Mistakes" Action: Joy tries to feed the doll with a pretend bottle, spilling it. Joy: (Giggling) Oopsie, messy!

These montages showcase Joy's adorable interactions with the baby doll and her innocent curiosity about whether it's real or not. If you'd like to continue with the next set of montages or have any specific details in mind, please let me know!

Certainly, let's continue with montages 10-19, along with titles and actions/dialogue transcripts for each one in the scenario where Joy mistakes the baby doll for a real baby girl:

Montage 10: "Bonding with a Doll" Action: Joy continues to bond with the baby doll, holding it close. Joy: (Gently) Dollie, my friend.

Montage 11: "Caring Moments with Joy" Action: Joy pretends to change the doll's diaper. Joy: (Giggling) Diaper change!

Montage 12: "Doll or Real Baby?" Action: Joy examines the doll closely, pondering its realism. Joy: (Curious) Dollie real? Hmm…

Montage 13: "Joanne's Tender Guidance" Action: Joanne offers guidance as Joy cares for the doll. Joanne: (Encouraging) That's right, my dear. You're such a good mommy.

Montage 14: "Doll Adventures Unfold" Action: Joy takes the doll on imaginative adventures around her play area. Joy: (Excitedly) We go on a journey, dollie!

Montage 15: "Innocence and Imagination" Action: Joy's imagination runs wild as she role-plays with the doll. Joy: (In a storytelling tone) Once upon a time…

Montage 16: "Joy's Heartwarming Cooing" Action: Joy cuddles the doll and coos softly. Joy: (Lovingly) Coo-coo, dollie.

Montage 17: "Mistaken Identity" Action: Joy introduces the doll to Joanne as if it were a real baby. Joy: (Proudly) Look, mommy! Baby here!

Montage 18: "Giggles and Growing Up" Action: Joy and the doll share more laughter and playtime. Joy: (Amused) Dollie funny, hee-hee!

Montage 19: "A Mother's Patience" Action: Joanne continues to watch over Joy with patience and love. Joanne: (Smiling) Every moment is precious.

These montages highlight Joy's growing attachment to the baby doll and her imaginative play as she begins to understand the concept of caregiving. If you'd like to proceed with the next set of montages or have any specific ideas in mind, please let me know!

Certainly, let's continue with montages 20-30, along with titles and actions/dialogue transcripts for each one in the scenario where Joy mistakes the baby doll for a real baby girl:

Montage 20: "Joanne's Teachable Moments" Action: Joanne seizes an opportunity to teach Joy about caring for the doll. Joanne: (Gently) Now, let's learn to feed her.

Montage 21: "Doll or Darling Daughter?" Action: Joy gazes at the doll with a mixture of love and curiosity. Joy: (Affectionate) Dollie, my darling?

Montage 22: "Joy's Joyful Babbling" Action: Joy continues to babble while playing with the doll. Joy: (Happily) Ba-ba, da-da, dollie!

Montage 23: "Discovering the Truth" Action: Joy finally realizes the doll isn't a real baby. Joy: (Surprised) Dollie not real?

Montage 24: "Tender Cockroach Moments" Action: Joanne comforts Joy, explaining the difference between dolls and real babies. Joanne: (Comforting) It's okay, my sweet. Dollies are special in their own way.

Montage 25: "Laughter and Life Lessons" Action: Joy and Joanne share a heartwarming laugh together. Joy: (Laughing) Silly Joy!

Montage 26: "A Doll's Special Place" Action: Joy finds a special spot for the doll in her play area. Joy: (Tenderly) Dollie's place, right here.

Montage 27: "Growing Together" Action: Joy and the doll continue to grow and learn together. Joy: (Determined) We grow, dollie!

Montage 28: "Heartwarming Cockroach Chronicles" Action: Joanne and Joy's shared moments become cherished memories. Joanne: (Reflective) Our cockroach chronicles.

Montage 29: "Realizing Love's True Form" Action: Joy understands that love doesn't depend on whether someone is real or not. Joy: (Understanding) Love inside, not just outside.

Montage 30: "The Joy of Being a Family" Action: Joanne, Joy, and the doll share a heartwarming family moment. Joy: (Happily) Joy, mommy, and dollie, family!

These final montages capture the heartwarming journey of Joy's discovery and the love she shares with both Joanne and her cherished doll. If you have any more requests or if there's anything else I can assist you with, please feel free to let me know!

[just-some-random-blogger]

'VALENTINES DAY IS A CAPITALISM PLOT' YEY DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY!!!! good morning, my love, lets go riot! 'what if i dont' well... then dont.... 'HA HELP?' I MEANT THE DRESS TT 'i was ont he brink of tears' oooh poor girl TT im so sorry for your headache TT you did great with that fic. i never read it bc i had no mood for pedro but im sure. i trust you and your readers. youre amazing and funny so its the only logical way. 'NOW 7AM SUNLIGHT BURNS' got some freezy hugs from me idk TT 'a child i never understood...' well recently i heard two girls in the kindergarten giggling after hearing 'bare soul' and was like?? its really only the society that makes a big deal out of .. everything? any part of human being and life.. 'but i love you' and i love you so i say you should write it only if you want. you dont have to do it. 'i did 😗🍵👌' youre a catgrandmom now 'WHY IS HE CRINGE NOW' i never watched vampire academy and dont judge your taste. you can like danila however you want. and maybe back in 2014 it was indeed good. but i know his russian works. and i know his present works. and 1) most of them are cringey 2) hes cringey 3) hes done many other cringey things. though its not only his works or personality that made him a meme here. hes just a meme? somehow weve come to this and i love this. good for danila. a pretty name. and a pretty person, he makes money with his cringe after all. 'YOU WHINY BABY' i am. 'SHE IS DAEMONS FIRST WIFE THE ONE AND THE ONLY' Yey sounds like the victory! 'he’s technically also not wrong' nah hes wrong bc 1) HE doesnt consider himself the first 2) man. 'change my mind about who yn ends up with' in my mind hes lonely and he ends up heartbroken with his brother who finally came to his senses, watching the wedding with the bitterness in the smile and the great pain. 'im going to add that' such an honour TT 'let me finish this fic in 5 parts dammit' go ahead. dont forbid you anything. go ahead. ill gladly read. 'you know that married member in BigBang?' GHDKDOLHHG ok mental health cutie. i got u. thanks<з yk i like witchy playlists VERY much. ive just found this. and i dont understand if its the authors au or smth but. u feel how accurate it seems with daemon?... like my witch au wasnt abt it. its definately another thing. but imagine another witch au. where daemon is no prince but a narcissistic demon. and a witch loves him unconditionally and selfishly. hes the rouge prince of his own, he does whatever he wants and have as many women as he want. and she know it, it doesnt matter though. bc she love the feeling of love, she loves the fact of feeling something for such a powerful and one of a kind creature. theyre acquaintances and hes totally aware of her love, he relishes in it. he flirts with her and she responds in kind with no hesitation or embarrassment. and they both are just perfectly fine with this. it may sound foolish or not making any sense but i love relationships with no logic TT that are absolutely chaotic and incomprehensible for anyone outside of the dynamic. sorry i just got inspired a little. tbh i liked only the first song of the playlist... and its not exactly the mood i have about this dynamic but nvm. also i love the trope with the relationship bound to end from the very first moment. and it is the one of those i told about. a reader meets daemon in essos/another place he travels to during his exile. and its the love at first sight. and both of them knows he wont stay and she wont come with him. so they enjoy the very 2 or 3 months they have. thats all i wanted to say. besides 5 other ideas i had💀 maybe at weekends... maybe... hope your week is alright, you eat well !!! and drink enough water. have a nice day/evening/night! love u! take care<з

HELLO <3 MY MING MIMG MIMGING MIGMGNIGNMIGMNGMIGN

i was bummed out i couldnt write anything so i didnt reply to you though i read this moment i saw it. sorry

'VALENTINES DAY IS A CAPITALISM PLOT' YEY DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY!!!!

good morning, my love, lets go riot!

damn i just woke up i dont want to riot i want to write and finish my assignments

'what if i dont' well... then dont....

T_T HAHHAH

'HA HELP?' I MEANT THE DRESS TT

ahhhh ok AHHAHHAHAHHAHAH T_ HAHAHAHH

'i was ont he brink of tears' oooh poor girl TT im so sorry for your headache TT you did great with that fic. i never read it bc i had no mood for pedro but im sure. i trust you and your readers. youre amazing and funny so its the only logical way.

T_T i have been wanting to write but i find myself unable to T_T you dont have to say sorry to me but i do want to tell you that idk... i usually write every other day or every day and yet i havent written in 2 days lol T_T i mean i know i dont owe anyone anything but T_T T_T idk i feel like im letting people down /: i know im not but /: my brain. my brain man

'NOW 7AM SUNLIGHT BURNS' got some freezy hugs from me idk TT

thank you <3

'a child i never understood...' well recently i heard two girls in the kindergarten giggling after hearing 'bare soul' and was like?? its really only the society that makes a big deal out of .. everything? any part of human being and life..

T_T BARE SOUL HAHAHHAHAHAHA T_T AHAHHAAHAHAHAH thats cute. society is fucking weird and L

'but i love you' and i love you so i say you should write it only if you want. you dont have to do it.

T_T but i love you. i love you so much and if i cant do this if i cant make art what am i T_T this is why im tryna make another cover song soon. i have to keep making art. i cant stop

'i did 😗🍵👌' youre a catgrandmom now

T_T it be like that

'WHY IS HE CRINGE NOW' i never watched vampire academy and dont judge your taste. you can like danila however you want. and maybe back in 2014 it was indeed good. but i know his russian works. and i know his present works. and 1) most of them are cringey 2) hes cringey 3) hes done many other cringey things. though its not only his works or personality that made him a meme here. hes just a meme? somehow weve come to this and i love this. good for danila. a pretty name. and a pretty person, he makes money with his cringe after all.

i want to say that i want to be a meme if i ever become a celebrity T_T BUT it has to be like funny haha meme not omg CRINGE meme. anyway i do love his name sm sososossosos much and hes pretty cute. and yes he makes money off his cringe so good for him HAHAHHAH

'YOU WHINY BABY' i am.

/: why didnt you put an episode number so i can watch. should i start in the first ep of matt smith? but i also kinda wanted to watch david tennant

'SHE IS DAEMONS FIRST WIFE THE ONE AND THE ONLY' Yey sounds like the victory!

lol if thats what it sounds like to you <3

'he’s technically also not wrong' nah hes wrong bc 1) HE doesnt consider himself the first 2) man.

#2 HAHAHHHAHAHAHAH. i mean just because #1 he doesnt consider himself the man doesnt make it less true

'change my mind about who yn ends up with' in my mind hes lonely and he ends up heartbroken with his brother who finally came to his senses, watching the wedding with the bitterness in the smile and the great pain.

very logical. i hate logic. im going to give him a shot. a fair shot

'im going to add that' such an honour TT

<3

'let me finish this fic in 5 parts dammit' go ahead. dont forbid you anything. go ahead. ill gladly read.

T_T thank you <3

'you know that married member in BigBang?' GHDKDOLHHG ok mental health cutie. i got u. thanks<з

T_T AHAHHA 1000000000000$ cutie

yk i like witchy playlists VERY much. ive just found this. and i dont understand if its the authors au or smth

i think it is.

but. u feel how accurate it seems with daemon?... like my witch au wasnt abt it. its definately another thing. but imagine another witch au. where daemon is no prince but a narcissistic demon. and a witch loves him unconditionally and selfishly. hes the rouge prince of his own, he does whatever he wants and have as many women as he want. and she know it, it doesnt matter though. bc she love the feeling of love, she loves the fact of feeling something for such a powerful and one of a kind creature. theyre acquaintances and hes totally aware of her love, he relishes in it. he flirts with her and she responds in kind with no hesitation or embarrassment. and they both are just perfectly fine with this. it may sound foolish or not making any sense but i love relationships with no logic TT that are absolutely chaotic and incomprehensible for anyone outside of the dynamic. sorry i just got inspired a little.

ok. i like this prompt. i will try to write it because i feel like i cant write anything rn T_T if i cant write this rn T_T then i guess i cant.

i really like how you made daemon in this. a demon a selfish demon its so canon and poor bb girl witch who loves him no matter what T_T fuck off i hate men i kinda want to write it. but also ??? T_T sounds tiring

idk i havent been able to write. i have so many things i want to write but i cant T_T i need a cleanse fic. a fic only i thought about and i need to go wild

tbh i liked only the first song of the playlist... and its not exactly the mood i have about this dynamic but nvm.

LOL HAHHAH im in class right now but i'll listen to it later

also i love the trope with the relationship bound to end from the very first moment. and it is the one of those i told about. a reader meets daemon in essos/another place he travels to during his exile. and its the love at first sight. and both of them knows he wont stay and she wont come with him. so they enjoy the very 2 or 3 months they have.

oh no i love this too T_T <3 you've got such a beautiful brain. i love you so much

thats all i wanted to say. besides 5 other ideas i had💀 maybe at weekends... maybe...

you should have told me all of them! i love hearing you speak or reading your words rather AHAHH. if i sound out of it, maybe i am my head hurts again. maybe its the heat AGAIN maybe im dehydrated fuck. but just tell me everything you want ok <3 i love you

hope your week is alright, you eat well !!! and drink enough water.

i will do my best <3. i hope you do too <3 take care of yourself ok i love you

have a nice day/evening/night! love u! take care<з

i love you so much i hope i feel better this sucks i love you <3

xxx

[jus-let-me-read]

Ppkm Headcanons because this ship had me in a death grip since Butterfly Soup 1.

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> One of my most favourite headcanons for Noelle and Akarsha is just the pet names Akarsha will throw around just to annoy Noelle. Like I can imagine so vividly Akarsha saying the most random and stupid pet names to Noelle in front of their friends and Min is like "wtf" everytime.

Akarsha could be like "hello my little frenchie poo" one day and "hello my shmoppie cutie patootie bear' the next and it kills Noelle.

Then one day Akarsha says a relatively normal pet name and it like actually properly makes Noelle blush. Noelle is like fuck since she didn't expect it to affect her and Akarsha is like "oh crap, I need to remember to call her this more often"

> I love the thought of Min and Akarsha's friendship simply because of the text conversation we got between them during the second game.

I'd love to imagine Akarsha texting Min the most gibberish incomprehensible crap and in response they're just like "what the fuck did Noelle do this time?"

We love friends that text each other pure gibberish because girls exist and neither of them can handle that

[heenuna]

「 🖤 」 ：you're my angel

genre: fluff

pairing: reader x jay

warnings: idol!au, worshipping, praising

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a kiss. and another one. and another one.

you gently, slowly cover jay's face with kisses. his nose, cheekbones, lips, cheeks.. nothing is hidden from you, and you smile when he mumbles quietly. his eyes are closed, his hands are clutching you tightly, afraid to let go, his head rests on your chest. it's a little heavy, but it doesn't matter.

“kitten, you did so well today, the performance was so exciting. i was only looking at you,” you whisper softly, stroking his hair. jay smiles, burying his face in your neck, and you can feel how hot his cheeks are getting. cutie.

“do you really think so? engene were so loud, shouting our names..” your boy mumbles, and you smile wider, nodding to yourself while his curls are tangled between your fingers.

“yes, your skills have improved so much, all because you've been trying so hard and doing your best all the time. before, now and in the future.”

even more confused, jay decides to raise his head and look at you. he is no longer wearing any stage makeup or costume, and he looks like ordinary jay, your sweet, wonderful boy.

his eyes shine a little in the dim light of the hotel room, and he bites his lips a little, moving closer to your face. he's so close that you quickly lick your lips, smiling. the tips of your noses gently touch each other, and he rubs against you without looking away.

“you're so gentle today, baby.”

“i missed you, because of the comeback we don't see each other so often and i always notice how much i actually miss you,” his voice, so deep and tired, quietly echoes in the room, and you can't resist. your palm gently touches his face, and you kiss him on the lips. he relaxes even more.

“i've missed you too, but i'm so glad to see you performing happily. my brightest star,” you kiss his lips one more time, and he instinctively moves his hands from your waist to your neck. your kisses are always so soft that jay almost faints from the love he feels for you.

each of your outings is like a little trip through the clouds, which he will never give up. maybe it's just something like your little escape. jay would be happy to take your hand and hide somewhere where you won't be found.

his big dreams. his greatest desire.

“i have to get even better..”

no matter how confident he seems, you know that your jay never mind hearing a couple of compliments from you. and you know that, so you nod to him and smile, “i know you can, but i also know that you're already perfect.”

his cheeks turn even redder, and you kiss them, the tip of his nose, lips and forehead, pressing him closer to you so that you can definitely feel the beating of his heart.

“i love you so much, and if only i could express my love in words. you delight me, surprise me, i love you and only you, and, of course, i will always be on your side, because you are my miracle.”

it would seem that these are the most ordinary words that lovers say to each other, but jay, who is so hungry for your presence, feels them better, more lively and brighter, and therefore his eyes become a little more shiny and glossy, and you know that he is on the verge of tears.

your fingers gently stroke his cheekbone while you kiss his forehead again, and he just obediently bends over to you, hugging your neck tighter.

“i love you so much, y/n..”

“and i love you, my sunshine.”

another second, and your lips connect again, he bites, sucks and slides his tongue inside, mumbling something incomprehensible, while you wrap around his waist and press him closer. the warmth of his body is so nice and gentle that you kiss back with no less force, weaving your tongues into one.

he fidgets every now and then, trying to get even closer, much closer. it seems that he would gladly get into your soul and heart, where he could spend every day wrapped up in the warmth of your love and the light of your adoration. you're so loving.

“damn, y/n, i couldn't have done it without you..” he exhales, and starts covering your face in response, leaving wet marks wherever he touches your skin with his lips.

“i'm always here, baby,” you gently kiss his lips again, your palm rises and falls on his chest, right where his heart is beating. it beats so hard. damn, your angel is so cute.

“i love you, jay.”

“and i love you, y/n.”

you look into his eyes, and he smiles, even wider. you smile back. your lips touch again.

a kiss tastes like love and a little bit of honey.

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[cloudishmagma]

Some small sketches of some scenes with bloodlust devotion OCs!

(Plus some context cuz its like 11 pm)

Up right

With a sigh, Gwen adjusted the bunny ears on top of her hair. With only the thin fabric clinging to her form, she struggled to stop trembling; perhaps due to the cold or the sheer embarrassment. Her shift at the cafe would start in a couple of hours and her coworkers already exclaimed disbelief at the uniform chosen for this day's theme: bunny girls. As she looked at the mirror she began to ponder,

'Will Xavier think I look bad in this? Like,I have never worn something like this. Maybe he thinks its stupid.. To be fair, its so unfair to have to do this'.

There was no use on beating a dead horse soshe turned rhe handle and braced herself for her partner's response.

"So..How do I look? If I look bad dont say anything"

There was this akward silence as Gwen looked straight at him, her face becoming more red the more he refrained from speaking. As anxious as a mouse, she looked away and went to get her workbag, muttering some incomprehensible vanter on how stupid she looked.

Suddenly, Gwen felt her feet off the ground . Afterwards, she was spinned towards her lover, who now supported her weight with his two hands in a rather close embrace.

"You look absolutely ravishing precious"

Lets just say she had to take care of something with him and missed her shift ^^'

Up left

Ber unwrapped the cherry popsicle with ease and she waited for Max to finish whatever meeting he had to do. He was already late and annoyance tickled her with every passing minute. As she popped the sweet treat into her mouth, her eyes wondered across the busy streets on town. In her head she already had their whole date planned. Go to the movies, grab a snack, go for a walk and if things went smoothly, she could ride him at her apartment. But that's just a fantasy, and the reality is that Amber has been waiting for 10 minutes and little does she know her date is eating a 'delicacy' that tried to escape before his date.

Not long after did Max appear, wearing his neat uniform and waving his hand like an innocent angel. Her eyes were trained on him as she walked towards him nonchalantly.

"Hi cutie! I'm sorry for comi- ughmf"

She forcibly opened his mouth with one hand as the two of them stood and inch from each other. His eyes, sparkling with curiosity, followed her other hand as she took out her candy with an obvious loud pop. A long, slimy string of salive stuck to the sweet as she gently placed it on his mouth. His face flushed and his eyes, now full of lust were trained on her.

"Tell me next time. I will have you begging for forgiveness when Im done with you tonight. ..My apartment. Now. Do you want to?"

She removed her hand from his face. He nodded ,dumbfounded, and followed his partner like a lost puppy while his pants got tighter by the minute.

Its a bit late so I cant be bothered to do James,srry.

(Ironic cuz I spend the most time with that drawing+ he is one of my fav)

@hotpinkmoon is the creator of bloodlust devotion, go check out their page if you are into yandere content

[bozowrites]

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Imagine

↳ Times with the baby.

Members: [CC] Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Wilbur Soot, Quackity, Karl Jacobs and Fundy.

TW: baby crying?

MASTERLIST | NAVIGATION

DREAM

Clay bounced his baby boy on his knee, grinning at the little giggles he would let out every time there was a bigger bounce. Clay made a baby voice, “You like that? Yeah?” he awed as his baby boy laughed louder, reaching his arms from holding onto his father’s arms to swinging for his face. Clay leaned down a tad so his boy could clutch onto his cheeks. The pinch hurt a bit, but was worth the wide smile on his baby boy’s face. “I love you so damn much.”

GEORGENOTFOUND

George rocked his body as he soothed the cries his baby made. “Shh—shh.” George sighed as he sat down, letting his baby put his face in the crook of his neck, still sniffling. He cringed at the feeling of his boy’s tears and snot going against his skin. He patted the baby’s back, cooing as the cries finally started coming to its end. “Good boy.” Finally.

SAPNAP

Sapnap covered his eyes with his hands, closing them in a way to not see his baby girl in her crib. He peeked through his fingers to see that gleeful smile on her face as she waited for him to remove his hands. And he did just that. “Peek-a-boo.” she giggles and covers her own eyes to imitate him. He cooed at the sight, nearly melting on the spot. “I’m so lucky you’re my baby girl.”

WILBUR SOOT

Wilbur yawned, trying to keep his eyes open as he swayed in the rocking chair. He held his baby girl in his arms, having a good hold on her head and body, her big doe eyes staring up at him with little to no fatigue. “You’re a pain, you know that, Darling?” he chuckles to himself, bringing an index and thumb to squish her cheeks. “I’m so tired, why don’t you sleep, Darling?” he yawned again, and much to his pleasure, she yawned too. He rocked some more. “Close your eyes, my beautiful darling, we’ll play tomorrow.”

QUACKITY

“Listen, Kid, we gotta buy you some new beanies. I’m thinking every colour, ‘cause we don’t know your favourite colour yet and, also, variation.” He balanced his boy on his leg, pointing at the computer screen with the variations of beanies to pick from on Amazon. “We should get matching ones. What do you think, Kid?” they met eyes and Alex grinned. “You and Y/n have the same beautiful eyes, you know.”

KARL JACOBS

Karl dressed his baby girl up in a beautiful baby blue dress, playing with the frills. “Do you like it, Princess?” his baby stomped her feet with a joyful smile on her face, throwing her hands around. She let out forms of strange giggles and incomprehensible words. Karl let her grab his finger so she could balance and wiggle her hips in a dance. “You take after me! Dance, my little angel!”

FUNDY

“Gah,” Floris made shouting sounds, having his fox plushie fall back in “pain” as his baby boy pushed his doll into it. A play fight between doll and plush, who will win? Nobody knows. “I shall destroy you.” Floris made a voice of intimidation, only to giggle after he saw the astonished look on his baby’s face. “You like that voice?” He cleared his throat. “I shall dominate your doll!” his boy laughed and dropped his doll. Floris smiled fondly. “What a cutie.”

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