#my life is so hard :/

[oh-no-its-bird]

Someone on my dash keeps reblogging Venti content, I am once again thinking ab the incredible potential of a Venti (literal god of freedom) deals with the trials and tribulations of Naruto's everything fic. Also Zhongli doing that same thing but w contracts and sneaky ninjas.

[vimesbootstheory]

every day, every goddamn day I deal with daniel larusso's age in canon not making a lick of sense

I want to get some consensus. I know he has a canon birthdate, but his canon birthdate doesn't make sense, so I'm putting it to a vote. having just had his birthday the day before,

[nereidprinc3ss]

watching my mutuals slowly become inactive is like being the last one at school because your parents forgot you😭 COME BACK POOKIES!!!!! I CANT DO THIS ALONE!!!!! I NEED YOU HERE

[skribbyposts]

ugh born to write gay one piece smut on ao3 forced to write essays on classic literature 💔 my life is so hard

[nintendont2502]

the masculine urge to stop at 413 boops vs the masculine urge to hit the quadruple digits

[flowersbane]

at my family’s house & sharing the big bed with my sister… she keeps hitting me in her sleep. straight up knocked my phone into my face. i hate her. there’s literally another bed she could be sleeping in but no. she had to share this one. i thought it would be fine because, you know, it’s the big bed™️. but no. she found a way to roll all over to my side and slap my phone. into my face. after she asked why i wanted to put a barrier of pillows between us. sigh. i can’t even fall asleep because she snores. and she hits me. in the face.

welp, time to revive the great wall of pillows.

[when-wax-wings-melt]

it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fault my ass is so fat and everyone wants me it's not my fau

[aroldpdl]

since i follow mostly devil's minion people and am in a period of exploration to create a curated dash, i'm unfortunately too often exposed to takes that give me psychic damage

[vimesbootstheory]

replying to ao3 comments out on my balcony but it's too flippin idyllic out here to concentrate, there's a beautiful sunset going on and this ethereal flock of birds keeps flying by

[kittytiddycommittee]

I would be happy to give your feet a massage for hours on end and pamper them!

If only. Do you see what I've been reduced to?

[housewifebuck]

torn between wanting to write a fic about eddies reaction to learning about the firehose nickname and knowing that if I do that I will have to abandon my centrism and choose a side of the big dick vs cums a lot argument

[oh-judas]

argh will i ever find love as a lesbian christian

[greatestwizardofthisage]

the bag of pears we had this week was legit the best pears i’ve ever had and i’ve just realised i forgot to eat my pear at work today and im not back in for 3 days which means the worlds best pear is just sitting in a fridge going off and there’s nothing i can do about it

[sawyaoi420]

I will be having a good day till i remember the last time i played dti on roblox with my friend ( @benatarrrr ) the theme was horror movie and we decided to duo adam and lawrence from saw and we got fourth fucking place and wednesday fucking won like the netflix show wednesday not even like the original and i got really mad and left and im still salty about it cause like HOW DID THAT BEAT US👎👎👎👎

[milliesfishes]

have to pack for trip and do hw after work today (I do not want to do any of this) and all I want to do is write fanfiction :(((

[celestialulu]

Fighting my demons (trying to resist reading nalu fics in class)