#my life is a 🎶 nightmare 🎵

[projectjasper]

every single day i go to sleep thinking "no but we really need to go grocery shopping tomorrow" and every single day i wake up, still feeling completely debilitated and panicking at the thought of coming out of the house

[newkatzkafe2023]

Hello! So sorry if this is a useless request. Just gathered the courage to give my first ask. Can you please do one similar to a show called the ghost and Molly McGee, where the genderbent us accidentally cursed ourselves to stay with them for life 🥺❤️

HEY NOW Never call your request useless, if I can't do a request I'll will tell you privately, but in other news...I LOVE THE GHOST AND MOLLY MCGEE🤩🤩🤩

(Lmk) I can't believe your all mine🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🤩

(M/n) What?🤨

(Lmk) you and me for all time🎶🎵🎶🎵🥰

(Lmk Wukong) You met her during her journey to the west, and her dumba** master and the pilgrims decided to stay at your abandoned house. You spent nights terrorizing those guys, but frustradingly, Wukong is the only one not scare of you, infact she giggled in your face. The final straw was when you tried to jump scare her, but instead, she kissed you, you swear that you would torture her for the rest of her life. Unfortunately, you put that vow in a spell form, and when they finally left, you found yourself being dragged around and following Wukong. You both were confused until you remembered what you said earlier, and before you knew it, Wukong was so stoked, and it was too late for you😨

(M/N) ugh🙄😒

(NR) I'm never ever ever gonna be alone again🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🥳

(M/n) Oh man😨

(NR) Lovebirds you and me😍

(NR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh god this a extremely hellish situation, that women did nothing but chirp and flirt with you in a club you would often hang out in. You would use your ghost abilities to try and scare her off but it did nothing but make her purr at your sharp teeth and claws. Wukong would never leave you be despite your best efforts, so you decided you want me so bad how about you deal with me scaring you for the rest of your life! Unfortunately you dug your second gave when you found that you bounded yourself to her like a freaking noob and now your stuck with her flirting and making moves on you🤦‍♂️

(M/n) For all eternity??😰

(MKR) FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!!!👿

(MKR Wukong) She's just as pissed about this as you are about this whole situation. She yelled at you for hours on end and you would argue back at her. This all started when that woman and her friends crashed at your house, unknowing to them that you lived there and wasted no time scaring pigsy and sandy right out the house but the monk was annoying and Wukong in not scared of you but you did make her angry. You both would get into huge fights until you got so upset that you vowed to make her suffer in fear forever and unfortunately for both of you, the vow was a curse and now you really are stuck together for all eternity 😰

(Both) it's the ghost, it's the ghost and the monkey queen 🎶🎵🎶🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

(M/N) We've been cursed its the worst😫

(HIB Wukong) Oh jeez, well, this is annoying. You thought you could scare her, but you're apparently the least scariest demon she's ever met. This pissed you off and when out of your way to find different things to scare her with, but most of her looks and reactions are like are you done yet??😐🤨 The final straw was her brushing you off and humiliated you, so you created a spell to make you become Wukong's worse nightmare but unfortunately for both of you. You had cursed you both to be together forever.

(Netflix) Now your stuck with me🥰

(Both) We're never gonna be a part😊😮‍💨

(Netflix Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh man. She's way too happy about this, a cute guy she can brag and flaunt her achievements and skills to. Well that is if you cared about anything she was saying to you, she's annoying, vain, and never shuts up at all. So the next best thing you did was try to scare her away from you, but unfortunately it seems she's to dumb to be scared of you and you finally had it. You finally had enough and vowed to scare Wukong and make her life miserable. Well that was until your vow turned into a curse and Now your both technically Married to each other forever now.

(M/n) is their a way to hit restart?🎶🎶🎵🎶😓

(BMW) Nope😃

(Both) We're the ghost, ghost and the monkey Queen🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶😮‍💨😄

(BMW Wukong) OH GOD DAMN IT YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF SCARYING ERLANG THEN YOU DO WITH HER. She's so irritating and loud and never wants to leave you alone, she's always boasting and flirting. Worse of all no matter how many times you turned around and roar at her with your unhinged jaw and all, all she did was just purr and kiss your face. That's when in a fit of anger, embarrassment and frustration you had cursed yourself to stay with her forever, which you really wish you can take back. Though she seems to be really, really into it😳

(D.O) that's me🙂

(M/n) Well that's she🙃

(Destined one) You are no more than an annoying chittering voice on the side of her head. She and Bajie met you when she made camp by your old abandoned manner, and ever since then, you made bajie have at least 3 heart attacks and have 5 strokes but the destined one certainly been a fair challenge. So until you have finally made the destined one scream, you have vowed to be by her side and make her suffer for all eternity. Well, that was the goal, but had two little booboos. First you had accidentally curse yourself to be stuck with her forever, and the second being, you actually started to like her.

The Ghost Husband and the monkey Queen🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶👻👸😅🥰

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[hd-wireless]

🎶 H/D Wireless Fic 🎶

📻 Sun Thief

🎵 Explicit, 28,228 ❗ Warnings/Tags: Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, POV Harry Potter, Developing Relationship, Fast Sexual Burn, Handyman Harry Potter, Magically Powerful Harry Potter, Harry Potter in the Muggle World, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship, we worship Ron Weasley in this house, Ex-Auror Harry Potter, Ex-Hitman Harry Potter, anti-Auror sentiment, Anti-Ministry Sentiment, Illegal Potions Dealer Draco Malfoy, Potioneer Draco Malfoy, Buff Draco Malfoy, Beefy Muscled Draco, Recreational Potions, Recreational Drugs, Slice of Life, Wandless Magic, Patronus Charm, thestral sanctuary, Head Shaving, Drinking, Smoking, Scars, Tattoos, Past Child Abuse, Character Study, Emotional Repression, Dreams/Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Squib rights, illegal activities treated casually, some violence, some blood, Some angst, dark humour, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Fingerfucking, Facefucking, Rimming, Riding, Wall Sex, sex in the loo, Sex on Furniture, fuck first talk later, Happy Ending 🎵 Song Prompt: ‘Anti-Hero’ by ‘Taylor Swift’

Summary:

“You’re stunning,” Harry blurts out, because Draco is pink-cheeked and his mouth is bitten and plump. Gasping beneath Harry, working his cock in his fist. “Say my name when you come?” It’s 2005, and Draco Malfoy says, “Fuck the Ministry,” Harry works as a handyman in muggle London, and Draco should really stop pissing off the Squib gangs. Or: Harry beats up a pimp and isn’t sorry about it, Draco deals black market potions, and they’re shagging. Again.

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[budutinahrobnositmandarinky]

i found this emojiridden copypasta that i made in 2020 in the depths of my notes app and i think the world (like 3 people on tumblr dot com) should see it.

twin size mattress

This 👉 is for the lions 🦁 living 🌱in the wiry⛓️ broke 🚫💸 down ⬇️ frames 🔳 of my friends 🤼 bodies 🏋️‍♀️

When ⌚the flood water 🌊 comes🏃‍♀️, it ain't💁‍♂️ gonna be clear 💎

It's gonna look 👀 like mud 🤢

But I 🙋will help 💪 you swim 🏊

I 🙋‍♂️ will help✌️ you swim 🧜

I'm gonna help 🙏 you swim 🤽

This 👈 is for the snakes 🐍 and the people👫 they bite 🦷

For the friends 🤸 I've made; for the sleepless 🚫🛌 nights 🌌

For the warning ⚠️ signs I've completely ignored 🤦‍♀️

There's an amount to take 🎁, reasons 🤔 to take more 🛒

It's no big 🧿 surprise 🥳 you turned out 📝this way 🛣️

When they close 🗝️ their eyes 👁️ and prayed🛐 you would change ♻️

And they cut your hair 💇‍♂️, and sent 📨 you away ↪️

You stopped ✋ by my house 🏠 the night 🌌 you escaped 🏃‍♀️

With tears💧in my eyes 👁️, I begged 🙏 you to stay🕺

You said 🗣️, hey man 👨‍🌾, I love 😍 you 💆‍♀️ but no 🙅‍♂️ fucking way 🛤️

I'm sure 👩‍🏫 that we could find 🕵️ something🙌 for you 🧘‍♀️ to do on stage 🎶

Maybe shake 🗯️ a tambourine 🥁 or when I sing 👨‍🎤, you sing harmonies 👩‍🎤

This 👐 is for the lake �� that me and my friends 👬 swim 🏊‍♀️ in

Naked 🧖‍♂️ and dumb 🤪 on a drunken🍹 night 🌃

And it should've 🙈 felt good 👍

But I 🙋‍♀️can hear 👂the Jaws 🦈theme song 🎵 on repeat 🔁 in the back 🔙 of my mind💆‍♂️

Make sure you kiss 💋 your knuckles ✊ before ⏪ you punch 👊 me in the face 👩

There are lessons 👨‍🏫 to be learned 🧐, consequences 😬 for all the stupid 🤪 things I say 🗣️

And it is no 🚫 big surprise 🎉 you turned out this way 🛣️

The spark ✨ in her eyes 👁️

The look 👀 on your face 👩

I will not 🚫 be late ⚰️

I'm sure 🤔 that we could find 🕵️‍♂️ something for you 🙇‍♀️ to do on stage 🎤

Maybe shake 🌀 a tambourine 🥁 or when I👩‍🎤 sing, you sing 👨‍🎤 harmonies

I wanna contribute 🤲 to the chaos 🦠

I don't wanna 🙅‍♂️ watch 👀 and then complain 😾

'Cause I am through ☠️ finding blame 🙊

That is the decision 🤔 that I have made 🚽

She hopes 🙆 I'm cursed 🧙‍♂️ forever ♾️ to

Sleep 💤 on a twin-sized 👯 mattress 🛏️

In somebody's attic ⬆️ or basement ⬇️ my whole life 👴

Never graduating 🎓 up in size to add ➕ another ⏭️

And my nightmares 👹 will have nightmares👺 every night 🌃

Oh, every night 🌉, every night 🌌

[lizziefox]

About me <3

Hi, I’m BloomingSkeletons! You can call me Bloom for short or Lizzie, either is good with me. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. I’m an Ao3 fanfic author who mostly does crossover works.

🦋 🦋 🦋

My Interests:

(Or more commonly known as my massive amount of hyperfixations)

Green- things I am absolutely head over heels for

Blue- things I enjoy but not as much as the green category

Purple- things I adore but I don’t spend a lot of time on

A Series of Unfortunate Events, Anna and The Apocalypse, Gravity Falls, Laika Movies (Coraline, ParaNorman, The Boxtrolls, Kubo and The Two Strings, Missing Link & Wildwood), The Mitchells V.S. The Machines, Star V.S. The Forces of Evil, Invader Zim, Amphibia, The Owl House, Over The Garden Wall, Camp Camp, Bob’s Burgers, Demon Slayer, Hilda, She-Ra and The Princesses of Power, The Dragon Prince, Luca, Nimona, Wreck it Ralph, Monsters Inc, Megamind, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Stranger Things, It (2017/2019), Anne With An E, Tim Burton (Wednesday, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, etc.), Ghostbusters, Bridgerton, Locke and Key, Spooksville, Are You Afraid of The Dark, All Of Us Are Dead, Mad For Each Other, Little Shop of Horrors, Dash and Lily, Little Women, Lisa Frankenstein, Freaky (2020), Spider-Man (ITSV/ATSV & Raimi), Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, & Emma), When Harry Met Sally, Scott Pilgrim, & The Umbrella Academy

🎵 🎶 🎵

My Music Taste:

I listen to a lot of instrumental, actually. Mainly soundtracks from the films/shows listed above but I enjoy them. But, some of my main favorite artists are;

David Bowie (obviously), Beabadoobee, Laufey, Sleeping At Last, Moto Boy, Billy Joel, AURORA, Cody Fry, The Arcadian Wild, Coconut Records, The Decemberists, Djo, Flower Face, The Happy Fits, Lana Del Rey, Mckenna Grace, P!nk, & Stevie Nicks.

-I’m always down to listen to music that’s new to me though, I like to expand my listening options :)

📚 🖼️ 🧸

My Hobbies:

Writing: Fanfiction (all the time) and poetry (sometimes)

Drawing: I’m always doodling something in my sketchbook, on receipt paper, or on my drinks (I am unstoppable)

Reading: I LOVE folksy horror books as well as retellings of popular fairy tales & romance

Collecting: Legos, Funko, Plants, Squishmallows, you name it! My current fixation is on finding a Bill Denbrough Pop to complete my Losers Club set :)

🫶 🫶 🫶

This is a safe space <3

I know all sorts of people from different walks of life. I don’t judge a single one for what they have gone through. I hope you’re having a good day or night (whenever you’re seeing this) and I hope many blessings are sent your way.

- Lizzie <3

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

Stay tuned!

[thatcrazycrowgirl]

Hi Crowie ^-^ Sorry for the long delay. Here are my gaming asks for You <3 Have fun

1 - 2 - 3 - 10 - 18 - 28 - 30

Tight hugs

🦋 Rumor Imbris 🌧️🎵⛈️🎶

@rumor-imbris! Hello! *hugs back* Don't worry about the timing, I was still happy to receive this from you! I hope you're well! <3 Anyway, allow me to finally get back to you with my answers! ^_^

(Also, sorry this got so gif-heavy, but I'm addicted to using them lol)

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1. Last game you finished?

Uncharted 4, baby! Loved it! (Nathan Drake has my heart)

2. Game(s) you’re currently playing?

For a while there, I was keeping on the Uncharted train and working through Uncharted: The Lost Legacy. However, I recently booted up Resident Evil: Village for the first time and have switched my focus over to that. (Chris Redfield also has my heart)

3. 1-3 games you’ve played in the past 12 months that you really enjoyed?

Hmm, let’s see...in no particular order...

1. Bioshock Infinite, for sure. I’ve literally have beaten the game 5 times now, with my most recent completed run being on the hardest difficulty, “1999 Mode” (complete with the tough ‘Scavenger Hunt’ Achievement’ #humblebrag), and I STILL enjoyed the heck out of it. (Booker DeWitt also, also has my heart, and Elizabeth is precious and needs to be protected at all costs)

2. Red Dead Redemption 2. I’m far from completing this game, but I love the world so much. It fun to just run around and explore and visit the towns, and such. AND THE DETAILS. THE AMOUNT OF DETAILS IS INSANE. (Arthur Morgan also, also, also has my heart)

3. Alan Wake/AW’s American Nightmare. THIS. GAME. THIS GAME LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE. No joke. It’s not just a game, it’s an experience. Gosh, I cannot praise it enough. The writing is just... *chef’s kiss* (Alan Wake himself may or may not also, also, also, also have my heart)

10. A console and/or handheld you’ve never played but would like to try?

There are some more modern consoles that I’ve yet to try, but since they play basically the same as some previous generation ones, I think I’m going to cheat with this question a bit and not necessarily highlight a console, but an arcade cabinet instead. There’s this one called “Carnevil”, which is basically an on-rail shooter type of game, but it takes place in a haunted, resurrected, and obviously evil carnival, run by a mad professor. (That aesthetic is just my jam, really.) It sadly has never been officially ported to any consoles, so chances of trying it are very low, but if I ever get the opportunity, I’d be one happy gal!

18. A game location you really like

Because I won’t shut up about Bioshock, I’m going to highlight the “Battleship Bay” section from Bioshock Infinite. It’s absolutely GORGEOUS and was one of the things that attracted me to the game in the first place. Seriously, that soft color palette is EVERYTHING.

28. Pick a series you like. What was the first game you played for it? Was it a good starting point? Would it still be a good starting point now?

Since I spoke about Bioshock in my last ask response, let me bring up an older series that was a HUGE staple of my late childhood/early teens: Sly Cooper (or Sly Raccoon, if you’re outside of the U.S.), I started with the first one when I was only 10, and was totally hooked! While most claim the 2nd game, Sly 2: Band of Thieves, is the best in the series, I believe playing the first one was the best starting point, and still think it is, even now. Sure, the other games may be a tad easier, and the first one may not be the most polished, it still has its charm, and sets up Sly’s motives and family history from the get go. (I still haven’t played the 4th one yet, but if I ever get my hands on a PS4 or PS5, you know I’ll give it a try!) Overall, I highly recommend this series!

30. Game you think you’ll finish next?

Given that they’re both what I’m currently focusing on, it’ll likely either be Resident Evil: Village or Uncharted: The Lost Legacy. I'm enjoying both so far!

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Thank you so much for you ask, and your patience! These were really fun to answer! ^_^

[ask-the-determined-river]

“An astute question. At first, I was so confused. Our plan had failed, hadn't it? Why was I brought back to life?”

I examine the knife, fiddling it between my fingers.

“Before my current…partner? Minder? Warden? Let’s stick with partner…there was another.”

“It was THEY who brought me back to life. It was their determination, not yours, that awoke me from death.”

“And I found someone more reliable than a best friend, and my true purpose.”

I tighten the grip on my knife.

“A partner, and power.”

I sigh.

“Quite unexpectedly, they were then killed by my current partner, and so I am left…restricted…by someone who takes less kindly to my new philosophy. This…is merely a detour. A novelty from my usual path.”

“Truthfully, I did not care whether you re-entered my life or not.”

Flowey's expression twists and changes as he listens to their story, staring hard at The Fallen, he looks devastated.

Flowey: "..So...I failed you that much? I've become basically nothing to you?!"

He then shudders.

Flowey: "No...no...this isn't making any sense, it HAS to be another nightmare!"

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Back inside, River Person is now anxiously waiting for the Unraveling, singing a song very loudly to distract them from the outside world, and hopefully annoy The Fallen.

"BABY, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CALLING?! SOMEONE LIKE YOU SHOULD WEAR A WARNING, IT'S DANGEROUS, I'M FALLING!" 🎶🎵

"THERE'S NO ESCAPE, I CAN'T WAIT! I NEED AN EXIT, BABY GIVE ME IT, YOU'RE DANGEROUS, I'M HATIN' IT!!"🎶🎵

"TOO HIGH, CAN'T COME DOWN, LOSING MY HEAD, SPINNIN' 'ROUND AND 'ROUND! DOOOO YOUUU FEEEEEELLLL ME NOOWW?!"🎶🎵

"WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS, I'M ON A RIDE, YOU'RE TOXIC, I'M SLIPPIN' UNDER, WITH A TASTE OF A POISON NIGHTMARE, I'M TRAPPED BY YOU!"🎶🎵

"DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOXIC?! AND I HATE WHAT YOU DO, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE TOXIC?!" 🎶🎵

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Back outside, the world is steadily but surely turning paler, and grayer as Time Itself skips and glitches, what is happening now was never meant to happen.

Every single little thing, every atom, alive and not around the anomaly scene slows, speeds up, and repeats, malfunctioning until it falls apart and turns into pure nothingness.

The Unraveling hasn't quite hit the source of the problem just yet, and Flowey hasn't noticed it due to be distracted by this upsetting and unlikely meeting.

But he's certainly feeling the effects.

Flowey: "I- I... f-f-f-feel sick...this isn't making any sense, "

[wheretheresaway-theresawilliam]

Chapter 13: The Dreams In Which I'm Dying Are The Best I've Ever Had

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Word Count: 1284

TWs: Nightmares, themes of death, references to cheating, arguing, drug mention, themes of neglect

⛤⛤⛤

William tossed and turned in his bed throughout the night, his dreams plagued with uncomfortable imagery and howling regret. Evan’s bloody face, FredBear crawling with maggots, the hand of God himself coming down to crush him out of existence. And a memory from his childhood, his own terrible “mistake.” He had once had an older brother, Barnaby, who would’ve been his children’s uncle if he hadn’t met an untimely death. Barnaby had always been his parents’ favourite. Handsome, athletic, and popular, the polar opposite of William's previously introspective and socially awkward nature. They had always been at each other's throats, when adults weren't looking, and one day William had taken it too far.

He of course knew the path Barnaby would take to and from school each day, and when the weather permitted it, he tended to take his bike. While Barnaby was getting his education, a young William willingly skipped school to tamper with the bike, as well as a wooden bridge Barnaby would later have to cross when he was dismissed for the day. The bridge was on its last legs, with several rotten boards and missing balusters… easy for any young man with the right determination to kick apart. Below the bridge was a shallow creek. While it hadn’t been William’s intent to kill Barnaby, he couldn’t deny he was more than happy to get him out of his life. His brother didn’t come home that day. It was nearly eight in the evening when the police showed up on his parents’ doorstep saying they had found their son dead in a stream- The cause of death was blunt force trauma. It was that experience that made William realize that violence ran in his blood, and one could never know when it would strike.

He gasped as he awoke, fists twisting his sheets tightly as he stared at his ceiling. His wife breathed shallowly beside him, gripping her pillow as if it were him. Attempting to calm down, William glanced at the clock on his bedside table. 4:00am. He sighed, rubbing his eyes and slowly sitting up. He glanced back at his unconscious wife. Even when sleeping she looked exhausted. He might’ve loved her at one point, but now he could only spare pity and contempt for her state of being. He entered their master bathroom and splashed some water onto his tired face, holding the edge of the sink as he stared into the mirror with slightly bloodshot eyes.

“I have to know,” He muttered, shaking his head. Throwing day clothes on over his pyjamas, William once more set out for Fredbear’s. He wasted no time in putting both animatronics into his car and bringing them home, where he relocated them to his basement. SpringBonnie had come home only as a keepsake. He couldn’t bear to part with it, even if he improved on its design. It was a part of him, after all. FredBear was the real star of the show here. So many questions he so desperately needed the answers to.

“Please, Evan, if you’re in there, speak to me. Show your old man he’s not crazy,” William begged in front of the animatronic. “We still have your old things, your room is just as you left it. Are you proof that life persists when the mortal body has failed?”

Slowly, FredBear reacted to his words, its voice croaking to life again. “Papa! Where’ve you brought me??”

“Home, my son.” His hair stood on end again. Though he didn’t want to fear this revelation, it appeared to be an involuntary side effect. “I’ve brought you home.”

“What happened to me?”

William began to explain, and as he did, his disgust with Michael increased tenfold. He had been so caught up in trying to wrap everything up nicely and quietly that he hadn’t had time to feel anger at the perpetrator of the crime.

“He hated me, papa,” Evan whimpered. “Why did Michael hate me?”

“I don’t know, sweetface. Your brother… I think he’s sick. And not with a cold or anything like that, sick with something that isn’t so obvious.” William sighed, his eyes shining. “I’m so happy you live on.” It wasn’t entirely a lie. But was this just a fluke, or could it be reproduced? Why Evan? Why in this way?

“Can I go to bed, papa?”

William frowned. He hadn’t considered that Evan would still long for the activities of the living, even if he didn’t need them anymore.

“I’m… sorry, Evan, but I need you to stay here, in my workshop. Just until your father has a better idea of what’s going on, okay?”

“Okay…”

William stepped toward the stairs. “Goodnight, Evan.”

“Goodnight papa… wait!”

“What is it, Evan?”

“Please… don’t turn off the light. It’s been so dark and so cold…”

“... Give me two seconds.” William rushed upstairs to retrieve an old nightlight from Evan’s room and returned, plugging it into the wall before turning off the lights. “Better?”

“... Better.”

William exhaled, relieved, and returned to his bed. He only got two more hours of sleep in, but with the adrenaline in his system he considered himself lucky. He knew exactly who he was going to talk to about this, but before he could rush out the door after his morning routine, Michael stopped him in his tracks.

“Don’t fucking go,” he insisted in anger and earnestness. “We just buried Evan yesterday. I don’t know where the Hell you go any more, but if my hunch is right, Jesus fucking Christ, can’t you keep it in your pants for another twenty-four hours?!”

William scowled. “Who’s fault is that, again? And I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about--”

“William, look around you! This house is in complete disrepair because--”

“Don’t you dare call me by my first name as if we’re on the same level of respect!” William boomed. “I am your father, you are a child, you should be thanking your lucky stars that I didn’t let you get sent off to juvie with the rest of your glue-sniffing buddies!”

“You’re right, I’m only a child, so I shouldn’t be expected to feed and clean up after Elizabeth on top of my other responsibilities while Magarete snorts until she whites out and makes terrible art, then crashes into bed with a bloody nose and a headache every afternoon!”

“Stop it!” Elizabeth’s voice made them both back away from each other. “Stop screaming at each other!”

“Oh, Elizabeth, darling,” William’s voice went from tearing down walls to a gentle breeze as he beckoned his daughter into his arms. He knelt down and hugged her tightly. “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

Michael stared incredulously at him over Elizabeth’s shoulder, his mouth half agape.

“I promise,” William spoke slowly as he stood back up, Elizabeth still clinging to his leg. “When I come home, I will make dinner and clean the house. Don’t lift a finger while I’m gone.” He took his wallet out of his pocket and handed Michael a few dollar bills. “You can order takeout for lunch.”

Michael crammed it back into his father’s hand. “I don’t want your damn money, I’ll buy it with my own. Lizzy, we’re going over to Henry’s, go pack some small things you want to bring with you in your backpack.”

Elizabeth frowned while William pat her hair soothingly. “It’s alright, listen to your brother.”

She reluctantly let go of him and did as she was told. William and Michael shared a final glare before William left, extremely glad to be out of Michael’s presence. He would keep his word, but in the meantime, he could not keep his discovery to himself for much longer.

[somedaytakethetime]

This is how the both of them would look at me if they could hear my thots thoughts every time I see them:

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[angeaxil]

I have wondered the walls forever

But came upon a way for my return 🎵🎶

Heard your name in a conversation

Your kindness, I’ve yet to learn 🎶🎵

Life has been like an endless nightmare

But now your light ... it brings me home again

Is is fate to be smashed to pieces?

If you go, we’ll go together

[...] Black sugar, keep it~

Until the dawn! 🎵

You’re the trigger

Killer

Eye of the storm !🎵

But if there’s no desire~ 🎶🎵

To get back out alive

You’re a hero? 🎵

—sections of the song Zero Eclipse by Hiroyuki Sawano

[guiltypleasurefandomface]

I had a long winded stress dream earlier on where basically I was trying to look at a flat and deal with the nightmare that is social housing when I went to have something to eat at a pub, but whilst I was there it all changed.

It was clearly a church back in the day, all gothic design, very Pugin-esque and when I went in, it was very Weatherspoonsish or Hungry Horseish, but whilst I was waiting for my food, it all changed to German and it was getting dark outside. I went to see where my food was becuase clearly it had been a while (and where was the bloody housing officer???), all the staff had changed. All the customers had changed. Everybody there could only speak German and I speak very little German and nothing very useful in that situation. (Hast du geld für den züg? Dast ist kleine meine katze. Ja bitte, a nein es tut mir leid. 🎶Hallo, wie heißt du? ich heiße Anja. Guten tag Anja, ich heiße Georg. Hallo Georg! ... Und wer ist das?🎵 🎶Sie leibt dich ja ja ja sie leibt dich ja ja ja... *mumbles mumbles* gluklich sein... 🎤eine kleine middleklasse musik...🎤)

And I tried to leave but I didn't want to leave by the members only door incase I got shouted at (in words I wouldn't have even understood) and I couldn't find the corridor to the other main door. The only door by the bar lead straight into the performance space with the stage and teiered seating. I tried to use my phone to translate something but it was a blackberry and that didn't have a translation thing on it and the internet didn't work on the phone.

It then got even wierder with a guy from the kitchen coming through the door I couldn't find and getting me help but it turned out to be someone i used to know and let me put it this way, it's someone you wouldn't leave alone with your stuff very long. She laughed at my blackberry when we were waiting, and said no wonder I couldn't call an uber (I don't even do ubers in real life) and then dropped my phone and it broke.

I got very worked up about it and that's when I woke up. BUT I have now had "Hotel California" stuck in my head since I woke up. "You can check out any time you like... but you can never leave."

Wtf. 😨

[rhymingtree]

I was planning on reading this on my birthday so it would be like a lil 10k-ish words present but things got in the way. 🙃 never too late to open it though

Athena gives her wakeup calls, too? Damn, I need an Athena in my life, she'd make it so much easier.

Ghost's travel essentials: grenades, flashbangs, ammo, weapons of death and destruction, portable rifles (for more backpack space!), and different bullets for different occasions, because she's always ready for adventure in Paris! 😁😁😁

Ghost's Outfit of the Day: a really heavy coat for Paris rain. Practicality over fashion, even in the City of Love.

I don't know why I'm writing her travel blog, she's about to fuck shit up and I'm writing her a travel blog. Of all things. I should've done one for Wakanda and Medellin too, dang.

Athena had planned your entire trip out for you almost instantly.

And she made her an itinerary too. First stop is a shoddy safehouse that might have rats. Tomorrow, she meets up with her buddy Ollie to fuck shit up and starts giving away infrastructure damage,

No more waiting. You don’t need any more time—

“Shut up.”

“I didn’t say anything, ma’am.”

This was stupidly funny to me. I can imagine the concern in Athena's voice like, my boss is going insane already? we just got here.

You missed Bucky.

Damn, you missed him.

YEAH *gives darke a side eye* I MISS HIM TOO *starts casting an evil curse at darke* BOUT TIME SOMEONE BRINGS YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER HUH

So take him out of the equation. He’ll kill him if you don’t take care of him. He’ll kill him, them, us. All of us will be dead because of you.

Finish it.

You nodded slowly to yourself, throwing away the blanket and shoving it into the backseat before you threw open the door and stepped into the frigid air of the unit.

I love how Hyde Ghost is her main motivatior to get out of bed.

I need a Hyde Ghost to trash talk me into getting out of bed too.

Oh wait I dont need one I already have my ✨crippling fear of failure✨

“I would recommend eating something before we embark, Captain.” 

Athena said self-care comes first and I love that.

It was the city he almost lost Jack in. It was the city where his nightmares almost became reality. It was the city that led them into this downward spiral.

🎶In NEW YoOoOoRk🎵

I love Duke being so in love with Jack.

If I don't meet someone who sees me the way Duke sees Jack, then what the fuck am I even doing here

“It’s too hot all the time. And too loud. And too bright. And…” 

Me every time I wake up in Filipino summer (bonus if the neighbors decided to day drink and they decide to turn the karaoke machine on)

“Fuck me.”

“Later,” Jack said without missing a beat, “It’ll be fun.”

A laugh leaped from Duke’s throat as Jack scooped the rest of his clothes into a bag and he crossed the room to open the door. He jumped as he caught sight of the person on the other side of the door.

T’Challa.

THE LAUGH I LET OUT

WAS HE THERE THE WHOLE TIME

If he was and he heard them through the door 😭😭

HAHAHAHA

I always love it when your characters interact with T'Challa. He's so well written, and they all bounce off each other so well. Ghost especially. But I've forgotten how much T'Challa was influenced by Duke, and them interacting now after what happened in Berlin is so so good

Now they're swapping proverbs with each other, wow

“It’s always darkest before the dawn,” Duke said, continuing down the hall with the king, “We’re just a little stuck in our morning twilight.”

“When she steps foot in the sun again, tell her to bask in the light.”

tryna out-wise each other

Everyone's on a really fun roadtrip aren't they

Bucky and co + one traitorous asshole named Oliver

“Barnes?” Walsh asked, placing a hand on his shoulder with a frown.

GET YOUR SLIMY HAND OFF OF HIM BEFORE I CUT IT OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-

BOONIE

God I miss Olympus too

I miss it so much I might start rereading TS&TS just to see it again

nooo she's gonna leave shuri

“Did you just have an idea?”

“Yes, yes I did.”

Shuri smirked, wincing as the elevator opened, letting the warm morning sun shine into the box before they stepped out onto Mount Bashenga, “Was it a good one?”

Boone paused, taking a deep breath and taking in the fresh Wakandan air as she looked over the mountains before she followed the princess toward the jet that was waiting for them, “All my ideas are good ideas.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah.”

me to you whenever you start getting ideas

your ideas scare me and boone's should scare shuri too

Your eyes swept over the people surrounding you and you winced each time you made eye contact with one as Athena chirped before giving you the person’s entire backstory.

Another reason I'd love to have an Athena: she has all the tea about literally everybody. My nosy ass would love that.

The back and forth between Hyde Ghost and Ghost is so funny

That's what my brain sounds like in class sometimes and it is exhausting but I'm letting it play out because it's also entertaining

Fuck Novak being an unkillable cockroach. the real cockroach is Armand fuckin' Russo.

No seriously how did he survive getting shot in the chest like that

WAH WHAT

THERE'S

A SECOND VOICE

WHAT

THE JUMPSCARE THAT WAS THE BOLD FONT

DARKE

A SECOND ONE

THERE'S THREE GHOSTS NOW

FATHER SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT AMEN

I love how Athena clocks that pencil like remember they've got a pencil. it's sharpened. it's one of those artsy ones that are really sharp and fine. that can stab you in the eye.

Yes. In and out. Easy peasy lemon—

Don’t get overconfident—

oh no it's like an angel and a devil sitting on her shoulder except all three of them are spawns of hell

You’re wasting bullets. One shot. One kill.

there's no such thing as wasting bullets if they're going into Nazis.

I love how terrifying she looks while killing people in front of Russo.

If you've ever seen that clip from The Last Of Us when Joel is torturing someone and smirking while doing it. That's her vibe. And I love it.

she's so pretty when she tortures people

“Oh, great Hanuman!” M’Baku exclaimed with a mischievous grin, “The great General of Wakanda is scared of a ghost story.”

M'Baku is the best character to ever exist.

In fact every character from Black Panther is the best character to exist.

yaaay they're going on a boat

cruise triiiip

I was so caught up with Ghost having two voices in her head plus her torturing russo that I forgot ollie was after her

go away ollie let her be hot and interrogate people in peace

OHHHH THEY'RE FIGHTING

It's cool to see perseus in action from the receiving end of ghost's attacks

“Damnit, (F/N),” Bucky growled, wrapping his arm around your waist as the two of you fell on your sides and you tried to cradle his head from hitting the floor, “Ow.”

“Sorry. My bad,” you said quickly, pushing away from him with a frown as you looked him over, “Are you okay? Your head? Good?”

“I’m fine,” he croaked, sucking a breath as you brushed hair out of his face, “I’m okay.”

when i said i wanted them to be reunited...

god

they're just

why the fuck am i crying

He looked like he did when you brought him home the first time. Sunken cheeks, dark circles under his eyes. You frowned, brushing away another stray strand of hair.

“You need to sleep,” you said, gently thumbing his jawline.

“You need to come home.”

how dare you

do i need to pay for a premium subscription for them to stay together permanently

You couldn’t just leave him, could you?

You said you wanted to make waves.

Nobody crosses you three times and gets away with it.

Yeah, you don’t need him anymore.

And the Rookie doesn't need any more allies. Give ‘em hell.

these three terrify me

“Move your head a little to the left.”

FUCK YEAH

OH I LOVE THAT CHAPTER

THIS IS EPIC

Why would she kill a fellow Hydra operative? And who were the people she’d massacred in the building?

babes. you are literally stepping on the puzzle pieces. just. fuckin. PUT THEM TOGETHER ALREADY

How had it all gone so awry? Was this some kind of stunt by Walsh? Or had (F/N) really just tried to blow up an entire Parisian block?

Knowing (F/N), he was leaning toward the latter.

arson is ghost's idea of a fun Parisian vacation

like I said, she was gonna cost the city of Paris a lotof taxpayer money, repairs and such

but she also got rid of Nazis in the city, so really she did the French a favor.

oh my god

new york and montana reunion

oh my god i cant fuckin wait

i dont have to. ch90 is already here. huzzah

CHAPTER 89: PREY DRIVE

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around. 

&

To all my Anonymous Avengers, 

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers. 

Thank you,

Darke

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He shook his head again before repeating, “You can’t stop him.”

“We’ll see.”

A soft smile curled to your lips before it fell to a twisted smirk and you lunged forward. You drew a ka-bar and threw the coffee table out of your way in one motion. Your knife embedded itself in his thigh before he could react.

The sound that tore through his throat would have been haunting, if it was your first time hearing it. He clawed at your hand as it held the knife in place before your other hand wrapped around his throat.

“Tell me what his plan is,” you hissed calmly, grunting as he fought against you.

“He’ll kill me if I do,” he wheezed, unable to get you off of him as he continued to try and fight back.

“And I’ll kill you if you don’t,” you said with a shrug, “So, pick your poison. Him or me.”

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[etherfuck]

if i think about it. ive set myself up for a guaranteed miserably life where i am the spectator, guess what, the spectator, the watcher, observer, quiet Cory, fucking sucks. ass. it’s not me, and im tired of that persona

i do not want bohls to happen (ever) ever again. jesus im imagining it right now, i don’t know anyone at my new school, im like “man these people are kinda a bunch of losers.” (Not literally) so i message my old friends and they’re all having the time of their life and we talk about how the first day went. no thank you. i would rather jump off the 20th story of my aunts apartment. all just hearing and not engaging. like I’m not part of my own life, it’ll just make my disassociation worse. so the option i was thinking of was id like to just pretend that this year was a completely different dude, my brand being president pretense with no recollection of anything past that. just with my close family and nothing else. ive been thinking about it a lot but even the thought of the same repetition makes me wanna puke out my guts.

breh idk why tumblr won’t let me erase the empty spaces but whatever, i don’t want to hear about it, because im not having a great time.

if i detach myself from them then all previous anxiety is soothed

most of all im afraid that he’ll find a new girl, ive had so many nightmares about that it’s insane and embarasing as FUCK🎶🎵🎶 because my attachment over him never even went away, it’s been almost a year, lfmoao what the fuccckkkk just want to see him once more again.

if i drop them its likely she’ll find a new best friend and she’ll find she was so much better than me but even why, why do i put myself through any of that? it’s so easy for that to happen. and then all the other repercussions i also gotta go through. not worth it, if I’m not going to mnhs then i feel like this is so unnecessary ㅇ if everyday ill hear about it im digging my own grave, i hate this life ive made for myself, if this is how it’s going to be for eternity i don’t want it

also why the fuck i always gotta have a persona? that’s another topic, if i find a inaiya or become that “Clarke” im outta THAY joint ASAP!!!!!!