#my kpop brain doesnt like it!

[isacksteban]

when i was little i never wanted a brother (i didn’t realize what all i was missing) dedicated to my new brother sage!!!

@boxboxluckybird this is so cringe but if u say anything i'll bite

[peachiyyy]

it’s annoying that people think that im a kpop stan because i like bts but i actually am not interested in kpop at all other than bts. Hung out with a guy once and he was like, “so you’re like really into kdrama and stuff, right? Since you like bts” and I almost went feral because I know how to consume media normally. It’s impossible for me to be invested in a culture that I’m not apart of

[justpollux]

man i gotta get offline more

[airbendertendou]

various faves nd ways they stim w you! ♥︎ [ including : levi from obey me, izana, kyotani, todoroki from hnl, nishinoya, sanzu, mammon from obey me and connor ]

stimming is normal. everyone stims. this is written w an autistic or neurodivergent person in mind HOWEVER anyone can read it. everyone stims. stimming is normal. everyone stims. stimming is normal. one more time!! do not use this as a way to diagnose yourself please. thank you.

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i can see LEVI learning your fave kpop / jpop song to dance n sing w you. his cheeks are pink as he does the more hip-heavy movements, but he prefers the sound of girl group songs. its the most exercise he gets and it heightens his stamina, but he breathes really heavily w ease [if youre insecure abt your lack of stamina!!]. wait also matches the color scheme of the mv / dance practice you dance to ):

with IZANA, he sits criss-cross across from you on your bed. pretty eyes are narrowed a bit, but his mouth curls into his half-smile as you wiggle your fingers at him. he grabs your hand and begins pulling you back n forth so you’re rocking but he’s sitting still. it makes you laugh hysterically and he grins so so widely at the sound <3

now KYOTANI does puzzles or word searches with you!! his eyebrows furrow and his tongue pokes out in concentration. stays out of your way and lets you take the lead. if you do your puzzles in a specific way [i go by color <3] he will go to the opposite side of the table so hes still helping but isnt in your space. rubs his feet against yours when they brush

TODOROKI is your personal safe space! a little shelter of your own!! reads to himself when you skitter just into his sight, jus standing there. he doesnt even speak before he raises his arms, eyes still on his book. you dive in, swooping under whatever shirt or sweater he wears, your ear on the center of his chest so you can hear his heart. pats where he assumes your head is, and sometimes reads to you if youre disgruntled

annoys the team when NISHINOYA hears your vocal stims nd he immediately echoes them back to you. immediate responses of movie quotes, song lyrics, or whatever noise your brain is stuck on. [its funny but sometimes you get embrrassed abt the noises your brain decides to loop] but noya really tries his best to make sure youre not shy abt your stims nd lets you know youre happily welcomed!!

imagining SANZU stopping you from picking your skin [lips, cuticles, scabs, acne] by intwining your hands w his. [he also paints your nails matching colors bc nail polish has a gross taste <3] he always always ends up starting a squeezing competition w you, crushing your fingers together softly but never enough to actually hurt you. ends up giving your nose a lil kiss after ):

MAMMON gives you a full body shake lmao like grabbing your arms n shaking you until you giggle. nd he wont stop until youre laughing either!! stressed, sad, angry - he will wiggle you until youre laughing. nd he welcomes you to do the same! any time he looks /: hes silently begging you to shake him about until hes smiling again

thinking of CONNOR nd his led light swirling yellow as he blinks furiously, information flooding into his head. you always copy his blinks unconsciously, scrunching your nose as he finishes. nd he copies the scrunch you do before gently squeezing your nose between two knuckles

——♥︎——

this was v self indulgent but (: hope someone else's mood raises bc of it!!

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[frieschan]

bangtan with an idol gf // bts hcs

➳ member/s featured: kim namjoon, kim seokjin, min yoongi, jung hoseok, park jimin, kim taehyung, jeon jungkook x f! reader (separate)

➳ unrequested | headcanons // fluff/crack

➳ TW:

➳ summary: how would our bangtan boys be like with a girlfriend who is a fellow idol?

➳ AN: decided for a small break between workin' on querencia, if you have the time, pls check it out here! its a hybrid ot7 x m reader fic :) i hope more ppl would like it since its mainly my first time to create a full story.

➳ extra info: y/n's filler name will be yona as an abbreviation from 'your name' (yona), she is also around the age as vmin except older than the V

—KIM NAMJOON ; rap monster !

-ˋˏ ღ shipname: yojoon

-ˋˏ ღ library dates are a must, or even a hole in the wall cafe/library

-ˋˏ ღ listening to him ramble about a new book he read because he's ur baby

-ˋˏ ღ having plant kids that the both of u post about

-ˋˏ ღ you usually have to drive for him or the two of you bike to your destination, a few fans catching the two of you

-ˋˏ ღ he loves writing lyrics or poems about or for you, actually some of his songs are about you

-ˋˏ ღ cleaning after him was part of your resume in becoming his girlfriend.

-ˋˏ ღ he's broken so much shit in your house it's not even funny

-ˋˏ ღ he's your clumsy little boy

-ˋˏ ღ he also has rizz. very good rizz

-ˋˏ ღ always knowing when you're nervous around him with that fat brain of his (smart boy also)

-ˋˏ ღ he always gets so strained as a leader of the biggest kpop group and then having to translate for his brothers, he ends up just collapsing to you and sleeping for a while to recharge his battery

-ˋˏ ღ sometimes you think about the time he brought his bike inside his producing room

-ˋˏ ღ "jagi that's not a good idea-"

-ˋˏ ღ "army needs to see my bike!"

-ˋˏ ღ sometimes he doesnt even understand his strength cuz one time when you were on his favorite spot on the couch, he picked you up so fast

-ˋˏ ღ HIS FACE WAS SO SHOCKED

-ˋˏ ღ "YAH! WHY'D YOU DO THAT?"

-ˋˏ ღ "Why are you so light? Are you sure you're eating enough?"

-ˋˏ ღ "DID YOU FORGET YOU GO TO THE GYM ALMOST EVERYDAY?"

-ˋˏ ღ you and bts work together on babysitting namjoon always

-ˋˏ ღ you also know about the fact he watches porn.. a lot

—KIM SEOKJIN ; jin !

-ˋˏ ღ shipname: jinna

-ˋˏ ღ you two are such a handful oh my god

-ˋˏ ღ even though he's the oldest, he acts like a baby with you and whines about everything

-ˋˏ ღ but then he can also baby you

-ˋˏ ღ he loves feeding you food or cooking with you on camera

-ˋˏ ღ He has 'Eat Jin' while you have 'Cook Yona' which is honestly really cute omg

-ˋˏ ღ whatever you cooked on Cook Yona, Jin would mukbang it in Eat Jin, sometimes he even shared! (barely)

-ˋˏ ღ you honestly love trying to fatten him up cause he's a sucker for food

-ˋˏ ღ usually once you guys are full, it's either you start cleaning and he starts gaming or other way around

-ˋˏ ღ one of your cute habits is whenever his break cheeks show up, you pinch them a lot

-ˋˏ ღ also he scolds (raps) you like every other member

-ˋˏ ღ you were with that one cooking episode where jungkook and taehyung were cooking, you felt so bad for them but it was hilarious to watch

-ˋˏ ღ whenever he games, you always make little snacks for him because you know he gets really mad at the game but its even worse when hes on an empty stomach (you dont want his yelling to disturb your sugar gliders)

-ˋˏ ღ you like to have jungkook over sometimes so he can play with jin since you THOUGHT that would make him yell less (no the yelling doubled.)

-ˋˏ ღ you recorded the two of them playing together and caught jin smacking jungkook for snatching his food (IT WAS FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.)

-ˋˏ ღ just dance nights are very common for the two of you after that one in the soop episode

-ˋˏ ღ fishing dates are suddenly also a thing now because he said so

-ˋˏ ღ his dad jokes make you sob on the inside, but then again the boys think of you as their mom since you worry your head off like one

-ˋˏ ღ "JAGI, IS KOOKIE OKAY?!"

-ˋˏ ღ "that brat is fine, he does dumb stuff a lot"

—MIN YOONGI ; suga !

-ˋˏ ღ shipname: yoona

-ˋˏ ღ to start this off, you bullied yoongi with the others.

-ˋˏ ღ BUT ITS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE HIS REACTIONS ARE HYSTERICAL

-ˋˏ ღ YooNa moments are really hard to catch on camera, because yoongi has a preference on keeping a lot of your vulnerable moments private but when they do come up, THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE A KDRAMA

-ˋˏ ღ there was this one scenario, both of your kpop groups were attending an event and were sat next to eachother (totally not on purpose uhuh)

-ˋˏ ღ the thing was, your company failed to think that your outfit wouldn't give you enough warmth, and the even was out in the open so you were freezing to death (BRUH)

-ˋˏ ღ and yoongles was kind enough to shrug off his coat and put it over your shoulders

-ˋˏ ღ he got rewarded with a kiss in private :)

-ˋˏ ღ whenever he has birthday lives, you're always there with him or well- you're in every live he has

-ˋˏ ღ he was wearing some goofy shades and a party hat while you were just watching

-ˋˏ ღ "you look like a clown, pabo (fool)"

-ˋˏ ღ "someone doesn't want cake"

-ˋˏ ღ you both glared at eachother after, even though you couldn't even see his eyes

-ˋˏ ღ the armies were just laughing their asses off in the chat

-ˋˏ ღ anyway, you honestly love his gummy little smile or the way he's an old man in a young body

-ˋˏ ღ your relationship reflects that statement, the both of you prefer being traditional most of the time

-ˋˏ ღ sure he loves watching movies for hours and taking a nap, but nothing would ever beat just watching the moon together

-ˋˏ ღ when he was nervous about releasing his first album, you were with him every step of the way! the production of music, drafting of ideas, the photoshoots

-ˋˏ ღ when you were gone for months on end because of a tour and press conference across the world, yoongi was absolutely depressed

-ˋˏ ღ he ended up releasing his frustration through music specifically, so far away that featured Suran

-ˋˏ ღ when you listened to it, your heart honestly shattered

-ˋˏ ღ that day, you promised yourself that you would always be with Yoongi, you will never be far from him for over 2 months, it was what made your relationship grow so much

-ˋˏ ღ you had seen every side of him, the raw energy of agustD, the creative and sweet Suga, then the truthful and reflecting Min Yoongi

-ˋˏ ღ and he had seen every part of you, Yona's love for her fans, and Y/N's truth

-ˋˏ ღ the both of you are absolutely in love, soulmates even

-ˋˏ ღ everyone is convinced that the two of you were made for eachother

-ˋˏ ღ OKAY BACK TO CRACK

-ˋˏ ღ the both of you love arguing with eachother as a joke and he just starts being a baby

-ˋˏ ღ you remember the one time you stole his last tangerine and he was so upset (not really but he wanted to be petty) that he THEN finished all the ice cream in your freezer

-ˋˏ ღ yes you ranted about this to your fans and yoongi heard, so he just walked up to you and started clinging onto you to annoy you

-ˋˏ ღ "YAH! Get off you man-child!"

-ˋˏ ღ "What if I say no"

-ˋˏ ღ "god!"

-ˋˏ ღ "Yes?"

-ˋˏ ღ you hated him being such a smart ass too but like it's okay i guess....

-ˋˏ ღ one time you slapped cat ears on his head and he was just flabbergasted while staring at you

-ˋˏ ღ (you snapped pics so fast and sent them to the guys)

-ˋˏ ღ ANYWAY you bullied him by constantly calling him cute and whatever (maybe even ahjussi)

-ˋˏ ღ ok but then he calls you a grandma too

-ˋˏ ღ sitting on his lap or on his sofa while he produces music is really calming for u

-ˋˏ ღ just baskin in eachothers presence <3

—JUNG HOSEOK ; j-hope !

-ˋˏ ღ shipname: yo-hope

-ˋˏ ღ he's your sunshine and you're his moon omg

-ˋˏ ღ it was such a 'sunshine and the moon that protects it' trope and the fans loved it

-ˋˏ ღ hobi was always there to cheer you up after a really stressful day at work and you loved him so much for it

-ˋˏ ღ it was absolutely amazing to come home to him after a bad day since he knew what to do to cheer u up and make u happyyy

-ˋˏ ღ when some antis were hating him, you couldn't care less if you had gotten backlash, you defended him in every way you could

-ˋˏ ღ at this point, hobi was all you could ever care about since the two of you had supported one another since day one

-ˋˏ ღ when you two announced the two of you were together, the positivity that came out was overwhelming and the both of you were absolutely overjoyed with it

-ˋˏ ღ yo-hope was one of the favorite ships in the k-pop community because of the contrast between the two of you

-ˋˏ ღ you were actually the one that got hobi to start doing lives again!!! you always encouraged him and made sure he heard the things youd end your live on

-ˋˏ ღ "Okay guys, if Hobi ever goes on live, please show him as much support and love you can! for me!"

-ˋˏ ღ and on hobi's first live, you were there and made sure to check if some of your fans had actually showed support and sure enough, it was full of usernames that were referencing your kpop group

-ˋˏ ღ you and hobi are almost inseparable unless absolutely necessary because whenever you arent around, sweet boy feels so incomplete

-ˋˏ ღ there are like hundreds of compilations of Yo-Hope moments, a lot of the time you would just walk up to hobi and cling on him cause you need your charger

-ˋˏ ღ HIS JOY IS YOUR JOY

-ˋˏ ღ You love watching the boys kinda just grab hobi and hug him too, cuz he really is bangtan's sunshine

-ˋˏ ღ when the maknaes mess around with hobi, you swear hobi should be in the maknae line

-ˋˏ ღ whenever hobi is about to collapse laughing, you always catch him while laughing yourself (you cant deny it, there are 10 minute compilations of it)

-ˋˏ ღ you know when he has his moments when he's really stressed and down, overthinking about a lot, but you're always there to keep him up

-ˋˏ ღ you'll always be his moon, his partner, his soulmate :)

-ˋˏ ღ okay not going to lie, you and yoongi have beef over who gets jhope more (literally glaring at eachother from across the room)

-ˋˏ ღ it's okay though! the both of u decided to glare at anyone who messes with hobi

-ˋˏ ღ (i'm totally not buttering u guys up bcuz jimin's hcs r so funny)

-ˋˏ ღ Jack in the Box was a wild experience for you, Jay was a whole other entity when you watched him perform

-ˋˏ ღ hobi wanted to show armies that he wasn't all smiles and that he also struggled, YOU WERE ALL FOR IT!!!!

—PARK JIMIN ; jimin !

-ˋˏ ღ shipname: yomin

-ˋˏ ღ jimin.. the punching bag of bangtan for the amount of funny and embarrassing stuns he has pulled

-ˋˏ ღ the both of you are such lover girl x lover boy though

-ˋˏ ღ jimin could care less about the cameras around, he wants his baby!! the editors can deal with cutting it out!!!!

-ˋˏ ღ he loves to just like.. snatch you away from everyone and like keep you on his lap

-ˋˏ ღ "jimin, can I get off-"

-ˋˏ ღ "No"

-ˋˏ ღ In terms of man child-ness, he and taehyung are verrryyy close

-ˋˏ ღ sometimes the three of you hangout, taehyung ends up being like the sibling you bring around while you and your s/o go out and buying the kid so much food

-ˋˏ ღ at this point, you don't know if taehyung comes for the food or for the companionship BUT ANYWAY back to jimin

-ˋˏ ღ you and jimin act like such a married couple (hes totally not planning to propose uhuh mhm yessir on god)

-ˋˏ ღ the two of you bicker and then end up having a whole kdrama scene and I think the other BTS members are really tired of it but who cares you two love eachother

-ˋˏ ღ the way you two guys met was the funniest part

-ˋˏ ღ you and him were hosting together, and while interviewing someone at a table and sitting down, jimin immediately fell down on live

-ˋˏ ღ you were fighting for your life to not laugh while the interviewee was just there flabbergasted

-ˋˏ ღ that's how you two became such a lover girl and lover boy couple

-ˋˏ ღ when his new album came out, he absolutely demanded you would make a cameo in the 'Like Crazy' mv and you ended up in it

-ˋˏ ღ so now you're in the theories for the music video but like it's okay cause they're entertaining

-ˋˏ ღ jimin probably reads fanfics of YoMin and he loves to be shameless about it when he's with you.. what a brat

-ˋˏ ღ speaking about brat, he has such an attitude sometimes oh my god

-ˋˏ ღ out of everyone, he also has such a strong satoori and it's funny and scary at the same time

-ˋˏ ღ HE SOUNDS SO CONDESCENDING- he loves using it when a guy tries harrassing you while the both of you are out

-ˋˏ ღ You know that one video with Taehyung and Jimin together, and Jimin starts threatening you in Satoori? Yeah imagine that 💀

-ˋˏ ღ he's so mean sometimes too I swear- he loves teasing and bullying you

-ˋˏ ღ In the name of your stans, you will beat Jimin up one day, just not today

-ˋˏ ღ when the both of you are live and you find yourself without your indoor slippers he's yelling at you like:

-ˋˏ ღ "WEAR YOUR SLIPPERS PROPERLY"

-ˋˏ ღ "URUSAI (SHUT UP IN JAPANESE FOR SOME REASON?)"

-ˋˏ ღ The armies and stans were just watching this happen like it was normal. They're all used to how you and Jimin are like when the two of you are together

-ˋˏ ღ They saw you smack jimin and then Jimin stared at the camera with his mouth agape

-ˋˏ ღ "ARMYYY SHE JUST HIT ME"

-ˋˏ ღ and then the messages were like "BEAT HIM UP Y/N" "GO OFF QUEEN" "MOREEEEEE 🤾🏻‍♀️🤾🏻‍♀️" "let her COOK"

-ˋˏ ღ and suddenly jimin was lying down on the floor while you scrolled on your phone

-ˋˏ ღ yeah you made him beg for forgiveness

—KIM TAEHYUNG ; V !

-ˋˏ ღ shipname: taena

-ˋˏ ღ "tan-ahh don't keep Y/N all to yourself!!"

-ˋˏ ღ you were yeontan's momma ever since you and taehyung got together and it was obvious who was tannie's favorite

-ˋˏ ღ you loved to take pictures with yeontan and post it on social media, showing the world the adorable teacup pom with his popular momma! all with taehyung's permission of course

-ˋˏ ღ in one of taehyung's very much rare lives, the three of you were in bed with acoustic music playing in the back

-ˋˏ ღ though the live was very short, armies could fully see the love and admiration taehyung had for you

-ˋˏ ღ actually- he even decided to kiss you in front of the cam 😭

-ˋˏ ღ the next day, the clip was all over social media, taehyung personally thinking they're just overreacting about the whole ordeal like he's not one of the most powerful men in Korea 💀💀

-ˋˏ ღ but tae is your baby tbh (he's the goofy little dork in the relationship and you have to take care of him)

-ˋˏ ღ taehyung has this one cute habit where if he goes on live, he HAS to talk about your idol career or you in general at least.. like three times

-ˋˏ ღ everyone needs to know the beauty of Korea is his of course!!

-ˋˏ ღ you honestly love listening to his deep husky voice in their songs.. you love all of them but nothing beats taehyung's solo songs for you (they are in your everyday playlist)

-ˋˏ ღ the both of you love to wear matching outfits when you have to go out, and the fans go wild for it!

-ˋˏ ღ I swear to god you've seen a shirt with a picture of u and taehyung matching on it 😭

-ˋˏ ღ whenever your schedules let you, the three of you like to go out in the early morning to walk around the empty streets of seoul like a little family

-ˋˏ ღ this doesnt stop taehyung from wanting 3-5 kids in the future though

-ˋˏ ღ you and taehyung absolutely value time together since the both of you are constantly doing someone with their idol career, but at the end of the day

-ˋˏ ღ the both of you still lay in the same bed just admiring eachother

-ˋˏ ღ taehyung maybe locking yeontan out of the room if he was feeling a bit frisky that night

-ˋˏ ღ but anyway, this little dork loves showing you the random stuff he buys and it's honestly concerning and funny at the same time

-ˋˏ ღ and he's so freaking blunt about it omfg

-ˋˏ ღ "look at that chair with an ass on it" "tae, jagi, what the fu-"

-ˋˏ ღ AND THE HAS LIKE 10 RAMEN COOKERS IN HIS HOUSE HELP SAVE Y/N

-ˋˏ ღ even then, he still wants you to cook for him cause he's a lil baby that can't take care of himself omg

-ˋˏ ღ taehyung loves to abuse his tata mic face on you and it makes it so hard to say no to him, the situation goes like:

-ˋˏ ღ "Jagi, I want a bread maker"

-ˋˏ ღ "Tae, no, why in the name of Bang-PD would we need a bread maker??"

-ˋˏ ღ *tata mic face*

-ˋˏ ღ "oh my god- you are such a baby, fine ugh"

-ˋˏ ღ tae also has this one habit of like making up his own language or something, and the fact that you've spent years with him and as his soulmate, you are his translator alongside Suga

-ˋˏ ღ you find it absolutely endearing and adorable though

-ˋˏ ღ you know how taehyung is blunt yeah? he has said with a straight face before the following:

-ˋˏ ღ "If this idol thing doesn't work out for us, we should become a farm family and have an army of 5 kids and then an army of chickens to attack jimin-shi when he visits us"

-ˋˏ ღ lord have mercy on Y/N- WAIT 5 KIDS? 💀

—JEON JUNGKOOK ; jungkook !

-ˋˏ ღ shipname: yokook

-ˋˏ ღ the only thing he likes about the two of you being idols is that the both of you have a gigantic privilege

-ˋˏ ღ he absolutely hates the fact that the two of you lack privacy and the hate that comes from some 'army' (bruh)

-ˋˏ ღ other than that, he still is absolutely in love with you, full of adoration in his adorable doe eyes

-ˋˏ ღ you know how he's the ambassador of Calvin Klein? You're also an ambassador so CK decided a couple shoot with the both of you would be good coverage for them

-ˋˏ ღ another pro about the couple shoot is that you can make it clear to your fans that the both of you are very much devoted to each other

-ˋˏ ღ weekly training together is a must! an absolute must!!! or else kookie will get sulky and sad for the rest of the week and cry to bam or something

-ˋˏ ღ on one of his late night lives, you had walked into the room while he was talking to army, he had the galaxy doohickey on and a candle next to him

-ˋˏ ღ "hi tokki" you greeted him with a soft smile

-ˋˏ ღ "noona!" he immediately took his attention off the chat to walk to you and give you a kiss

-ˋˏ ღ the army were going crazy in chat with "YOKOOK!!" "MY SHIP SAILED" "Love to YoKook from ___!! <3"

-ˋˏ ღ after the small kiss the both of you sat on the couch and you greet the army with a wave and lazy grin

-ˋˏ ღ you and jungkook made some small talk while some music played on the tv, you could only assume that he was doing some karaoke before you got home

-ˋˏ ღ while the two of you talked, you caught a glimpse from chat that includes "Kookie looks so inlove with her🥺🥺", "He grew up so fast and now he has an amazing gf 😭", "His eyes tell so much!!!!"

-ˋˏ ღ the smile that appeared on your face couldn't be contained, the moment jungkook saw your smile, he turned to look at the source and he couldn't help but smile himself at all the comments

-ˋˏ ღ "Thank you for all the support, Army. I'll always hold Army, BTS, and Y/N close to my heart"

-ˋˏ ღ honestly you made him pull out the slight busan accent (its so hot bruh wtf the little sigh at the end) and you loved the way it sounded

-ˋˏ ღ You went to go do a quick errand in your shared bedroom so you left Kook alone in the living room to do whatever he was doing

-ˋˏ ღ what you came back to was absolutely adorable and hilarious.

-ˋˏ ღ you saw a kookie in slumber, a chat going wild the moment they saw you, and the candle still burning.

-ˋˏ ღ you laughed as you read some of the comments from chat and blew out the candle, you bid army farewell with a promise that you will take care of the golden maknae

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[lacesoflove]

I just want to add that I definitely feel aged out of not only the fandom but also the content. idk but before it felt like the appeal was watching these two adult men play games/hang out and their friendship really shined through- it felt really comforting like you were hanging out with friends at a sleepover or something. now I feel like they censor themselves a lot to cater to a younger audience, and their humor seems more immature/brain rot rather than witty. like the hawk tuah jokes STILL and the nettspend bit just are so long and unfunny at this point. I feel like if tiktok actually shut down they would run out of references so fast and have not a lot of jokes left...but they didnt use to be that way their old videos were quite funny. but they are growing a lot now so whatever they are doing is working.

also the slushy noobz fans are really annoying and remind me of kpop fans. I think its because all of their content is honestly quite innocent- similar to kpop stuff. its just them playing games, doing mukbangs, going out to do mundane things, etc. they also make sure to not talk badly about women or make crude jokes that would give their teenage girl audience the ick. it doesnt help that hamzah is really ambiguous about who he would date or his dating life so it allows fans to self insert and feel like they really have a chance (also hes not stupid and definitely does this on purpose lol cus he knows he has teenage girls as a fanbase that you don’t want to lose the interest of). the way they baby these grown ass men remind me of kpop stans as well.

anyway yeah I stopped watching a few months ago and claire/chase are so unfunny it actually hurts. you are right about everything u said too. ignore the bitter fans

i first wanna say to all the people that sent messages saying i’m spamming or doing to much, clearly i’m not because since i made my initial post (and as well as one of my mutuals made a post on their patreon) there’s been a floodgate of slushies sharing their opinions too (lengthy opinions mind you) - clearly i’m not?

also i literally used to spam so much when i was writing for hamzah and asking the community for suggestions and shit but now i’m spamming about criticism, that’s constructive, mind you, my expression of disappointment with my favourite creators being linked to me having recent mental health issues and receiving the general implication that i’m just hysterical is so…?

anyways, the people who are tired of the “discourse” are free to block me, i get it too - but i hope you guys can at least emphasise why some of the community are upset instead of writing it off as “the woke left getting in a tizzy”

but i get the aged out thing, and it’s insane to say that when i’m 18. freshly 18 too mind you. i so get you when you say if they lost access to tik tok their jokes would ran out - i feel like their old humour could stand on their own, and yes, of course, a big part of their humour was brainrot stuff too but it felt less like they were trying to drag out the latest brainrot joke of the week (pls im so tired of the nettspend shit, they must let it rest abeg) but rather just felt like two friends who were making really funny, as well as insightful, jokes. i feel like a lot of their old humour was beyond the scope of just being tik tok references but it just felt more like they were quoting pop culture in general.

and yes they’re def giving kpop boy group 😭 like the minute they revealed they had a team behind them (side note, i thought that little appreciation montage they did for their team was rlly sweet) a lot of stuff makes sense. like esp with hamzah’s like singleness, regardless of whether or not he actually is, it definitely is a ploy to get teenage girls to self insert as their fans (ngl a smart move tbh) 😭

[hidden-redrum]

Wrestlers if they had their own lightsticks

So my kpop and wrestling stan ass had the brilliant idea of imagining what would be if wrestlers had their own lightstick, like kpop lightsticks...also if in case this doesnt flop, this will be part 1! if anyone wants to design it, go for it, but just know that this ideas came from my brain cells!! If you have any suggestions of wrestlers or ideas, please feel free to share!

Hook:

Come on, it has to be like a kind of flashlight like the Hook signal

the part of the handle, you know the part where you hold it it would be orange

the colour of the light would be white, clear, but it would be possible to change it to orange

Blackpool Combat Club

Their lightstick would be like black handle or part to hold it, idk his name so it will be called handle, deal with it

the light part would be a globe with barbed wire around it

the whole lightstick would be decorated with red stains

the colour of the light would be white and could be switched to red

The Judgement Day

it would also be all black

quite similar to the lightstick of Dreamcatcher (if you don't know, go look it up heheheh) but its a big lightstick, literally

the sphere or globe part, aka the top part, would be coloured in a clear purple, and inside the sphere and on top of the light part would be a balance/scales with plates that it shakes

the light would be white so when it lits up it looks like the balance is on purple fire

Randy Orton

this would be coloured in a red brownish colour, with would be decorated with kind of scales

in the top part would be a head of snake

so yeah his lightstick would be a snake :D

[worm-priest]

This is my hear me out moment

I think I will be a parasocial relationships defender for life because people tend to villanise the concept without really knowing how they work. People tend to think that parasocial relationships are only the instances where people stalk celebrities or want to kill themselves if their kpop bias reveals they are dating

But in reality parasocial relationships are classified by the idea that people in them are aware of the fact that these relationships are one sided and most people who interract with any celebrity fall in some way in a parasocial relationship. For a lot of people parasocial relationships are just a pretty healthy coping mechanism that lets them regulate their emotions by angaging with media they enjoy

This is just the natural effect of us using technology and our brains not knowing what a screen is. We know that the person isn’t actually talking to us but out brains don’t know this. Thats why we get attached to people in media.

The problem starts when the person in a parasocial relationship doesn’t know how to act in any social interaction online or offline. Because the parasocial relationship itself doesnt make you act “crazy” it just shows how you would act in any other relationships. Ofc they can become dangerous especially when people prey on emotionally unstable, socially anxious people to profit off of their emotional attachement (yes, kpop for example)

In a way its kind of like using substances. If you do it in moderation it can be fun and useful but relying on it too much can be harmful and take over your life

I would actually recommend reading any Tilo Hartmann’s publications on this topic because they’re super interesting

[redrandomposts]

guys i admit it im a sucker for texting/gc aus theyre so fun sometimes (especially when they have DIFFERENT personalities) and sometimes my brain keeps me up at night offering me to write it for skz except im a newbie

um like high school au (kinda... most of them r in high school) and theyre all randomly pitted with each other (sort of like that trope where one member decides to add them all randomly) and because we have responsible parent(tm) bang chan theyre all anonymous and use stage names (or english names)

bang christopher chan, sometimes an actor sometimes producing and later sometimes struggling with taking care of so many children

felix lives in australia and he's a famous faceless tik tok-er and sometimes does silly voice acting gigs

hyunjin is an artist and dancer; he makes up choreographies and stuff but doesnt show it

changbin is an apprentice tattooist who produces as a hobby

seungmin photographs for money because he's poor and wants to get money for law school

minho is a dancer who tours a lot as a back-up and has a little fanbase behind him

jeongin babysits for his neighbors and sings it up in parties

jisung wants to pursue being a producer while his parents pressure him to study in malaysia

and yes i did pull this from their kpop profiles dont blame me ok im a bit face blind AND voice blind i cannot keep track of eight handsome dudes even if i watch skz code and compilations of them.

its not as bad as when i was briefly into bts... in skz i can tell about who four-to-five of them are when i concentrate. once, in bts, i wasn't even able to tell who any except two or three of them were.

maybe it has something to do with my lack of lasting friends over the years

[bitchlessdino]

i have a "your mutuals as..." question for you! you don't have to answer but i think this is a cool question (:

your mutuals as tropes?

I put a lot of thought into this. it was very fun but stressful for me lol. If I don't mention you it doesnt mean i dont love you but my brain slips or i think theres more i need to know about you <3

@onlyseokmins :childhood friends to lovers bc elv gives off this sweet wholesome vibe that makes you feel like you've known her forever. i can just imagine you being yearned for and bringing this warm sensation in someone's chest. You know everything about each other. You're just this pure light. Someone's safe space. You give nostalgia and also love.

@honeykyeom :Soulmate au; you ever meet someone that is alike you in so many ways? Someone that you somehow miss repeatedly despite breathing the same air, standing in the same town, in the same place. You're somehow always caught in several of the same frame and never met eyes, until you do. It feel like magic. It feels serendipitous but really it's fate. You were always meant to find each other.

@userwoosan :Enemies to lovers SHDGJKGSDJ you're honest, blunt, and true to yourself. I imagine you meeting someone similar like that and it gets hot and heavy, your hate melts into something more vulnerable and real. its sweet and because you've already shown these angry sides of yourselves you otherwise wouldn't show other people, its forever. you're completely just yourselves.

@seokgyuu :You're a holiday fling. Someone that you meet in a foreign place and instantly fall for them the moment your eyes meet. this instant connection that is so rare and unconventional you grip it for dear life. It's also kind of forbidden because it suppose to be temporary but they just fall deeper and deeper for you. the question is do they leave at the end of the trip or do they stay with you, the person they're now irrevocably in love with.

@himbocoups :fake relationship; not only do i remember you saying this is one of you fave tropes (if I'm wrong call me out) but bc of your natural flirty personality, i imagine many falling for you so to stop it once and for all is a fake partner. But not falling for, lets say cheol, a lot harder than you realize bc he's really good at being a fake BF. now you're wishing the fakeness of this all was real.

@multi-kpop-fanfics : FWB to lovers. Zeta is hot so i imagine you getting with someone just as hot and cool with you and not realize it until over spicy times together. Independence is 1st and foremost one of the biggest thing between you and the thought of a relationship happening didn't make that likely. You knew the sexual chemistry was there but realizing there's emotional chemistry, genuine connection, it's scary. But maybe that's exactly what you were unintentionally looking for.

@heartkyeom : Opposites attract; i think about your bias and how he is so much more timid than you in some ways, and you both think there are things you can't do that the other can do, and vice versa. Some people may think you're complete opposites from another but that's ok because you know there's no one else that understands you better than your partner. Your differences are your strengths and what make you both perfect together.

[chwedout]

top three (if you can) vernon looks 💖

omg bec im obsessed with this q im gonna put this under a cut bc😣

✨ ask me my top 3 anything (kpop edition)

1 — this bad boy from gose 2019 ep. 7 like his orange shorts r ingrained into my brain i see them every time i close my eyes

2 — whatever this look is supposed to be from gose 2019 ep. 10 im loving the blue gumboots king go off!

3 — an icon that doesnt need an introduction🫶 this fit changed the world for the better

ok fr tho . these ones r the vern looks that im obsessed with i think abt them 24/7

also special shoutout to rock scissors paper vern u mean so much to me <3

[owocontroversy]

Comfort piece of media (movie, show, book, etc) and why?

i'd have to say the aru shah series. the relatability of the mc hits hard for me, and it really shows that if someone that similar to me can be a hero(ine) - why can't I? also the comfort of the world that I was raised hearing about (hinduism) combined with the rest of the characters, that all feel like a warm hug, just makes me comfortable.

my comfort media is probably just music, to be honest. my musical preferences keep changing, and currently theyre kpop oriented, but listening to music and interacting with media related to my favorite artists is so nice for me.

for kpop, for example, there's a lot of content they make for fans (lives, interviews, as well as fanmade compilations or clips of funny moments). but even before that, i'd read about my favorite artists and watch the interviews they were in! (i have a very clear memory of being sad one day, and putting on conan gray's thingy with song association and playing along and feeling better.) i like reading about news and the like about them, i dont really know why tho?

and listening to music is my comfort activity. whenevr im doing something that i need my hands and eyes for but is mindless (cleaning my room, chores, walking, etc) or even for studying or working i put on music as bg noise. it makes me feel comfortable and makes my environment ambient. it makes my environment forgiving, if that makes sense? i find silence and quietitude really harsh - i associate it with uncomfortable company where you don't talk about anything, or nervous uncomfortable anticipation, or high stress environments like exams. it's why i dont like working quietly, and why i get distracted without music - working doesnt fill up my brain enough, and i need something to, so my mind wanders. for me, calm doenst mean silence - if not music in the background, then at least some kind of sound. complete silence, no matter how serene the environment, makes me uncomfortable. i guess media involving those who make the music that is so important to me therefore makes me happy.

ANYWAYS thats it lol. im sorry this got so long 😭😭😭

wbu? whats ur fav? (open to everyone :D)

[commander-gloryforge]

One list o music for Rosalind, please! (@ratasumportauthority)

OH GOSH FOR ROSA! thats a character choice alright! im gonna just try to find a song for her personality because she doesnt really have much of a backstory. or anything really, and finding a lot of music for her won't be easy :,)

2. FOR HER PERSONALITY: CARAMELLDANSEN LIMBO - NATURE

this is a kpop song about doing the limbo. or maybe it has a deep meaning. maybe its an innuendo. but most likely it's just about doing the limbo. and i think this is as rosalind as a song can get just by sound alone. and i really am only going by sound and vibe here. its fun and crazy and tickles something in my brain. AND it also sounds like the kind of music rosalind would make herself!

i should probably put a bit more thought rosa again, she started out as a joke character with a joke build but she's quite dear to me!

[toshkakoshka]

wrote on my arm the time but i didnt do it correctly im feeling the silence im writing all over my arm does this count as journaling ooh future future future im writing it don i can see nothing if i grow up if i grow up im not growing up this is my last birthday nobody will come see me nobody nobody but you ohhhh thats a song btw i dnot like kpop but the kpop sure folows me nobody can hear me tbut this typing is kinda loud im in school im in school nobody else is here but the classmate has an earphone on so he wont know he wont know what theyre telling me to do theres someone here but they dont wanna talk to me i still feel quiet i cant hear anything can someone talk to me my brain doesnt want anything i wrote ignore because i dont talk to my friends now its my birthday its my birthday happy birthday feliz cumpleanos anyos an~os anyos? anos cien anos de soleded one hundred years of solitude solitude solidtue diam alone im going to be alone nobody is going to be here for me and im dead already who needs it sorry commercial break dudududucommercial break! adnnddd were back now and were live and im still going to die when its it going to happen goddamn it goddfucking HHSHHUUTT UP i dont need this i really really dont

[gay-meowmeow]

when you said its international fans complaining and not japanese ones even though Ossan's Love is originally a japanese series, ATE!!! i always say this. especially that specific jbl twitter account that was about to blow a fuse when Cherry Magic TH and My Love Mix-up TH were announced and you could tell they wanted to go full xenophobic and say something crazy about thai media but was dancing around it.

Also i dont take those kbl elitists opinions too seriously because their whole page usually also includes kdramas, kpop, korean variety shows, just k-media in general. of course they dont like thai media, theyre brain is only tuned to korean media and the way they do things. anything not like it is bad to them. and any thai production thats produced in a way thats not usually done in thailand, they like it soley because it doesnt "feel thai" to them.

i find it weird that one of the few non-east asian countries producing ql gets jumped regularly. like hmmm....that doesnt feel weird???

and to end it, WE ARE NOT TO INTENDED AUDIENCE. i dont know why international fans think these companies have them in mind when they do these adaptations💀 like were are at the bottom of the list. and they dont need OUR permission to adapt something because its not ours.

people act very highty and mighty when it comes to JBLs and KBLs and undermine Thai ones to favor the other 2 most times and this adaptations highlight it with people acting like a thai adaptation is always gonna be inferior to the original one often without even watching the show

Dr. Thomas Baudinette actually has a fascinating thread about this on Twitter that I will link in its entirety below, but here are some highlights.

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I want to be clear, however, that at least in the case of Ossan’s Love specifically, most of this backlash is not actually coming from Japanese fans, but rather foreign fans of the original. The Thai version of Ossan’s Love has continually topped the charts on the Japanese streaming apps where it airs and I believe they just got news recently that it’s about to start airing on TV over there as well.

But this is definitely a problem, even here on Tumblr. Thai productions are held to a higher standard than their Japanese and Korean counterparts and you will often see posts critiquing individual shows that mention things they perceive as problems within the Thai BL industry as a whole (sound effects, tropes, plot structures) without accounting for the fact that tastes vary between countries and suggesting that your personal taste is the only one that matters is, well, xenophobic.

Personally, I find it very difficult to follow BLs outside of Thailand live simply because the fandoms are so biased against Thai BL. I remember when Love for Love’s Sake was airing, my posts would frequently be reblogged with things like “Thai BL could never.” It’s very frustrating and is one of the reasons I tend to stay in my little Thai BL bubble most of the time.

[cosmicdream222]

is there a way to gian more visual dreams? sometimes I dont dream of anything at all or itll be something very random and nonsensical which doesnt help. I watched a tarot reading on a kpop idol and after having no dreams at all for ages I had two different dreams that made no sense whatsoever. that or id like to boost or gain an ability to be a psychic medium?

I’ve been trying to figure that out myself. When I was a teenager I used to have really long epic colorful dreams that lasted forever but as an adult my dreams aren’t nearly as vivid or frequent.

Some things I’ve found that help are making sure you get enough sleep, when you’re sleep deprived you end up in deep sleep, when you need REM for dreaming. If you don’t sleep long enough then you might not get any REM at all.

There have been links to poor dream recall and vitamin deficiency, especially B vitamins, so I’ve been trying to make sure I take my vitamins every day lol.

I’ve also found you have more vivid dreams when your brain is processing a lot of new information or you’re in a new environment, like traveling always causes me to have super vivid dreams. Watching an engaging movie/show before bed often causes me to dream about things from it, especially if it’s new to me. So maybe watching that tarot reading before bed was just new and interesting info that stimulated your brain enough.

As for the psychic stuff I’m not sure. I’ve personally just worked on developing my intuition over the years by meditating, journaling, just putting more focus on my intuition in general (trusting & listening to myself & my gut feelings), talking with guides, working with oracle cards etc