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Husband made a pizza.
Handmade Sourdough starter yeast*: Ragi flour, bread flour. One duck egg. Salt. Greek olive oil. Mixmaster.
He would let the dough rise and rest, adding that flour mix and different points. The measurements of his flour are never exact.
After he stretched the dough out, adding cornmeal under the crust, he let it rest on the pan. He added the sauce. Let it rest. Added cheese. Let it rest.
One pizza had black garlic mixed into the sauce with ranch powder mixed in the crust. One pizza got pepperoni with Cajun seasoning in the crust.
Guys. This is the airiest, lightest, crispiest pizza I have ever eaten. I'm stunned. The pepperoni gives it weight, the black garlic gives it flavor, it explodes on my tongue because there is literally no weight.
*that yeast grew to have the loveliest funky smell, it was delightful.
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
#my marriage#except we're queer#my husband is Nightwing with ADHD on cannabis#my husband is a sorcerer#points to self#weird as us#i have these conversations in my forties constantly
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nanami kento helps his kids beat a hard level in super mario land, 1990s
#my art#second time drawing this ref lol#nanami kento#ino takuma#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu sorcerer#for the record#his husband is gojo#and nobara painted his nails
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hot take maaaybe but imo the core tragedy of satoru is that he’s not a god, he’s literally just a normal guy who got godhood pushed onto him by other people . a god would be able to handle eternal solitude no problem but satoru isn’t one so he suffers for it
#which is an interesting contrast to geto who /wants/ non-sorcerers to view him as a god-like figure#i could talk for hours abt their parallels they really are sooo similar and so different all at once#but yeah … satoru is Just Some Guy to me <3#i don’t even think he’s really that freaky or feral#he just enjoys the thrill of battle but that’s the standard of living in the society he was born into#you know ?#like . yeah#sorry i woke up thinking abt him today#it’s such a delicate balance bc i doo think he’s uncanny in many ways but all of that is related to his powers#that are basically just family heirlooms he was born wearing#at his core satoru is just a normal man and i think that’s absolutely soulcrushing#anyway that’s all </3 i miss my husband#ari noises ✩#meta ✩
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Shang tsung,but specifically Old man shang tsung from mk11 is still the best fucking shang tsung imho. Dont at me.
Unf i love him sm
💖🥺😭💖🐍🐉❤🖤💚💋
Look at him and weep. Because nrs will never give this shang back to us. I cry.
He was perfect,and we took him for granted. I cry.
🥺😭💖😔
#mortal kombat#self ship#shang tsung#self shipping#💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat#mk f/o#antagonist f/o#villain f/o#villain/antagonist f/o#❤🐉the dragon's perch🐉❤#old man shang tsung#mk11 shang tsung#shang tsung mk11#my snek hubby#sorcerer husband 💚🐍
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-John Chrichton, Farscape
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Featuring Nanami x Reader.
Plot: Nanami finds out something is wrong with you and he wants to find out why. (Also you're married)
Cw:swearing,yelling,depression?,lack of eating,sleeping(reader) scars,bully at work,ugly nicknames.
But also fluff,comfort,kisses.
||I just want to protect you||made by me.
You were lying on the couch your head on the table as you sighed as you seemed spiraling in your own depression.
Nanami kneeled down in front of you. He was quiet.
“Are you alright honey?” but he was meet with silence as you sighed again feeling the weight of the world on your shoulders.
“Do you want to talk about it?”
he said softly, taking your hands. He looked at you, in a concerned way. He gave you his full attention.
"It's nothing" you replied quietly "Nothing?”
he frowned, then caressed your hand again stroking his tumb on your palm “Nothing?”
he ponder for few minutes before speaking again
“It doesn’t look like nothing. Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?”
"Mhm" you replied looking away “I want you to talk to me. What’s going on? Is it work? Are there any other issues?”
he was persistent. He frowned, and caressed you again. He looked worried.
Your mind continued to play those horrible words that her colleagues said at you 'fat pig' 'faggot' ' your husband doesn't love you' you didn't wanted to bother your husband with this frivolous stuff,he had is own stuff to deal with.
"Nothing"
Nanami seemed to notice something. The way your eyes kept averting eye contact. He frowned even deeper. You could tell that he was concerned.*
“It doesn’t seem like it. I can tell by the way you keep saying, ‘nothing’ and looking away, then getting upset when I mention work.”
he looked into your eyes furrowing
“Has someone done something at work? Did someone say something?”
"No, just stress" you replied as you got up wanting to go to bed,he stood up. He didn’t believe you.
“Are you sure it isn’t more than that?”
*he said, looking you in the eyes. He took your hand, pulling you towards him*
“I want you to tell me the truth. Is somebody at work harassing you?”
"No" after that reply your own memories of the girls pouring coffe at you,locking you in a closet,pushing you down the stairs,filled your memory
"Just stressed"
Nanami narrowed his eyes. He grabbed your arms and looked at you. You could tell he was upset.
“Are you LYING to me? Tell me the TRUTH. Have they been hurting you? Have they been harassing you? I don’t like the way you’re acting right now."
"It's nothing" you said quietly "I'm just heading to bed okay?" You climbed the stairs but as you walked your shorts jeans revealed small burnt scar on your legs
*Nanami followed you, ignoring your request to just go to bed.
The scar, that was all the confirmation he needed. The anger towards your coworkers fueled him like a wildfire in drought plagued field.
“Don’t. Dare. Move.”
he said through gritted teeth, the vein on his forehead was throbbing. He got behind you before you were at the top of the stairs.
“Look at me.”
You ignored Nanami knowing full well the consequences. You were just tired of it all, you didn't wanted to talk about it.
“I SAID LOOK AT ME!!”
Nanami was getting louder now, he was starting to raise his voice. He grabbed you by the arm in a tight grip, spinning you around.
“I want to know what happened to that scar. WHO did it? Your coworkers?”
But you kept lying. "No nothing happened you know how clumsy I am" The memories of your coworkers pouring hot beverage on her and laughed as they say it was an accident filled your mind again "I'm just tired" you seemed like devoid of any emotions
“The HELL did you just say?!”
he snapped, he was completely agitated for you and you weren't listening. He was fuming mad. His grip on you tightened. Why couldn't you understand that he just wanted to protect you?.
“You’re lying to me, aren’t you?! I know it’s your coworkers hurting you. You can’t hide it from me. You can’t hide the scars and bruises from me."
his grip on you tightened further,he didn't wanted to let go of you.
“I don’t care if you’re tired, you’re not going to bed unless you talk about this!”
His grip got tighter, it hurt. He didn’t notice, he was too enraged, and his eyes were wild. He was yelling
“TELL. ME. WHO. HURT. YOU!”
You cried out in pain,tears fell down you cheeks.
he immediately let you go when you began crying. His eyebrows creased and he looked at you. He was shocked, he didn’t realize he was gripping you that tightly.
he stepped back towards you, and kneeled down, placing his hands on your upper arms lightly, and looked in your eyes.
“Darling, I’m sorry, I'm so sorry I didn’t mean to hurt you. I just...I.. was...”
Nanami immediately hugged you. His worry was apparent. That, and the guilt. He took a deep breath and held you close.
“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
He was rubbing your back, looking at you and into your eyes with guilt and worry on his face.
His voice was trembling and scared. He didn’t want to accidentally hurt you in anyway, in fact he didn’t want to see you hurt at all. He was always protective and caring of you, but in his fit of rage he hurted you. He pulled you close to him and started caressing the area where he had grabbed you.
"I know..." your voice was trembling and broken "I'm just...tired for everything...I don't know why they hurt me at work" you said snuggling your face in his chest crying softly.
he pulled you close, wrapping his arms around you and squeezing you, his voice was soft. He caressed you to try and comfort you and he rubbed your back some.
“I wish I knew why they hurt you. I wish I could go in that workplace of yours and give them a piece of my mind.”
he frowned deeply
“But they never should have layed a finger on you. I will never let anyone hurt you, let alone those bitches at workjv. I promise.”
he continued stroking your hair, he seemed to be comforting you to the best that he could in this situation.
“I don’t want to see you this way. It breaks the heart, and it hurts me to see you like this “I’m sorry my dear, that I was so angry before. I wasn’t angry at you, I just couldn’t handle the thought that someone was hurting you so badly, especially those bitches at work.”
he was now calming you down. His voice was soothing as he gently caressed the back of your neck, and your head.
“I won’t let it continue. I’ll ensure it. Nobody, and I mean nobody gets to see you this way, I’ll get in contact with your boss and we will sort things.”
he held you tightly, he kissed your forehead as he continued to caress you, his face was sympathetic. He seemed genuinely sorry, and he really wanted you to feel better.
“I’m so sorry I hurt you, even if it was on accident. I didn’t want to, and I was just trying to make you talk about it, so I could help. I wasn’t trying to cause pain. Your body is precious, and I want to protect it from any harm. You’re beautiful in my eyes.”
Nanami hugged shushing you gently,rocking you and comforting you, you were his everything and he just wanted to protect you.
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Idk it's my 1° time writing Nanami x reader but I hope it turned out good.
#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk nanami#jjk fanfic#writing#jujutsu kaisen#nanami kento#nanami x reader#comfort#bullying#my work#jjk x reader#jjk angst#jjk#jujutsu sorcerer#jujutsu nanami#husband material#worried nanami#i love him#ranting love#home#warmth#comforting#help#husband
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good morning children eat up
pt idk of studies and style searching, nanami is the subject ofc
#jjk nanami#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu nanami#jujutsu sorcerer#nanami kento#nanami smut#jujutsu gojo#jujutsu kaisen art#nanami fanart#jjk fanart#jjk#jjk kento#jjk art#my dear darling husband#anime#anime art#art practice#gojo satoru#jjk gojo
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He's very tsun 🥺
#thistle#thistle dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#mad sorcerer#my art#fanart#traditional art#artists on tumblr#my husband#he needs some lipbalm for those poor lips...
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I too came up with a similar concept in the late 1990s after reading too much X-Men featuring Jean Grey and Psylocke.
The Gray Mages were supposed to be a balance but sometimes they would slide to dark and the energy would get colder, sometimes they would slide to light and the energy would get hotter. The Gray Mages were all healers, but the only way to heal themselves was to dip into light (chaos) and then dark (order) and braid it.
This is actually what my spouse talks about when he does his weird Reiki Shiatsu Bruce Lee physical therapy on me, where I am made of Order and Coolness so he gives me Chaos and Heat.
Oh, that's why the characters in my twenty year old novel draft are like that.
magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.
because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!
needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture
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"Watch your language, young man," said my MIL. "I don't like that language." (she who's screamed FUCK multiple times since Thursday)
"I would," my husband grinned cheekily. "But my eyes don't reach my mouth."
His mother rolled her eyes. "I don't want the dog picking up on your bad language." The little Maltese, she means. Who perks up her head from my leg and barks softly.
I'm just laughing, on the other end of the couch, giving husband a thumbs up over his mother's head.
She's been swearing since forever, so it's extra funny. She's the type who can never take what they dish out and is hypocritical more often than not.
#my life#my husband is a sorcerer#my father in law created Mothman#my mother in law fought Ronald Reagan
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A bit of Klaus performing with the silks, my circus husband 💛
(we've decided to give Klaus a few more jobs around the circus, because he is a man of many talents, even if he is a truly terribly optimised sorcerer with wizard stats who fights with a dagger)
#klaus bg3#bg3 klaus#baldur's gate klaus#klaus baldurs gate#he's my favorite#microblorbo#nothing but love for circus husband#and his terribly optimised stats for a sorcerer
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See, this is what my spouse did: Spent over thirty years honing his own martial arts energy to learn acupressure and shiatsu and Reiki. I base my sorcerer characters on him and the way he uses science terms to talk about gathering it from both inside oneself and their environment.
That's the exact response, a shrug.
wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them
clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up
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#juju's.monologue 💌#yuta x reader#okkotsu yuuta x reader#yuta okkotsu#jjk#jujutsu sorcerer#jujutsu kaisen#NO WAY#MY HUSBAND IS ALIVR#HE WILL LIVE.#juju's.lover 🎀#yuta 🎀💛
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Happy birthday to my husband, my one and only love Nanami Kento 🥳🥰 he’s 100% alive and we’re totally eating birthday dinner right now 😁
#jujutsu nanami#jujutsu kaisen#nanami kento#kento nanami#jjk#jujutsu sorcerer#happy birthday#my husband
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the one eyed kinslayer | nanami kento 07. 03.
late art piece for his birthday (aemond targaryen reference btw)
happy birthday my love~
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#digital art#fanart#art#digital illustration#anime#jjk art#digital painting#jujutsu sorcerer#jjk fanart#nanami kento#kento nanami#nanami#kento#jjk nanami#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu nanami#drawing#jujutsu kaisen manga#jujutsu kaisen art#jujutsu kaisen anime#jujutsu kaisen fanart#happy birthday kento nanami#my husband
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