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So I’m likely to be offline for awhile due to fucking Hurricane season. Let’s see how it goes lol. Hopefully it’ll be fine.
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There he is, the tiredest man in the galaxy.
#star wars#the clone wars#tcw rex#clone captain rex#he’s wearing his ‘it’s the middle of my sleep cycle and I’ve been called to deal with some horseshit’ hoodie#for the love of god please let him rest#biscuitart
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Sorrow.
#Look ik this looks like horseshit#But i drew this whilst bawling my eyes out#So#sams#tsams#the sun and moon show#laes#tlaes#the lunar and earth show#lunar and earth show#sun and moon show#sun sams#sams sun#laes dazzle#dazzle tlaes#dazzle laes#tlaes dazzle#sun tsams#tsams sun#aaaaaaaa#ulmr#posts by the soviet onion#🧅
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unrelated to the art but i think Zuke isn't necessarily a singer or an all-out karaoke person HOWEVER. In his head there's a very small list of really specific songs he'd cause a scene over of his own volition & his favorite is Perpetual Fool by Spacehog
#also on that list is Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison#and Horseshit on Route 66 - The Garden#pretend it was released pre 2007#nsr#no straight roads#nsr zuke#nettsy rambling#nsr fanart#my art
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i hung out with my dad yesterday and today and both times he used the term "boomers" (not inaccurately). today i said dad I've never heard you say that before, did you learn it recently? and he said yes he learned it from his brother who has been complaining about boomers. my dad was born '54 and his brother was born '57. i think this lens of analysis is not serving them
#i said my bit about how generations are a sloppy replacement for analysis by class and race and he was receptive to that#and then he said he was excited about kamala which i will take!!!!#parents tag /#crucially also i do not like my uncle or respect his opinions the rest of which are conspiracy horseshit.
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I know the discourse well is poisoned and no one hates bioware games more than bioware fans, but I am just 🫠 having so much fun with veilguard it's unreal. It is selfishly the dragon age game I always wanted. with less emphasis on cRPG, a more focused story, curated mission based design that spotlights the high fantasy stuff, slowburn structure with companions, significantly less sidequest bloat, and a fully real-time action-oriented combat system that isn't riddled with the growing pains of previous titles. when I first played origins I imagined something almost exactly like this as my ideal version of a sequel; and it was one of those dirty, selfish thoughts that I knew was disrespectful to the then-established DNA of the thing, but I can't help but feel giddy about having it here and now. like down to the shift away from the childishly dark tone and to something more inherently flexible with a baseline aspirational quality. I hate aesthetically depressing games so much. am I not alive right here and right now already
When I say "aesthetically" there though I do mean it. I'm fully on the opposite side when it comes to tone and positions expressed in the story itself. I am just not including that in my analysis because I am not done yet - so please no spoilers! I think I am where most people consider to be the second act, and I definitely have my gripes with the narrative framework and some of the optics, but I won't put the cart before the horse and will see how it wraps things up first. Above that level, in terms of how it presents itself, of how it plays, of how it balances its core pillars - it is such a bioware-ass game and I could not be any cozier in it. So grateful it exists
#and thank god for that reboot away from live service horseshit they were pushing. this is the most offline ass game in ages. bless#anyway no one is allowed to reblog this because people here aren't normal and I am afraid of spoilers#but I cant pretend not to adore every second of Beef Hilda Mercar and her adventures as a shadow dragon reaper#I have her fully invested in shield throws. that shit couldnt bounce better if zagreus was tossing it#also everyone is so pretty 🫠 this is the first time for me in a bioware game where like#purely aesthetically. i feel targeted and manipulated. these people feel designed around my tastes it's so embarassing#text#dragon age#okay I gotta mention one more thing. it is a very specific ass peeve I have#their dialogue system has never felt as.. nimble in their frostbite titles. something about the constant fades in and out and click delays#it all feels insecure on the engine-end side to me. maybe I am dumb. but veilguard also has this issue#like the original 2 DAs and the unreal engine mass effects had such snappy and frictionless selection-to-dialogue feel#and their frostbite titles I swear to god some greare is missing in the wheels there. here too. it is a LITTLE annoying since this is like#my favorite part of engaging with their games. it's not a huge issue but I have grown keenly attuned to it#inquisition had horribly bad delays in response selection. andromeda had those godawful delays in starting and ending convos#and those things are still somewhat present here albeit to a lesser degree. it feels like a streaming thing#idk. I do not make games. but I think that shit needs to feel smoother
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15 questions & 15 Mutuals 🌸
I was tagged by: @cardierreh15
Were you named after anyone?
No.
When was the last time you cried?
Probably not too long ago. But I don’t remember exactly when.
Do you have kids?
Nope.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
All the damn time. I’m considered to be dry as sandpaper by people.
What’s the first thing you notice about people?
It’s usually a combination of things I pick up because I’m fairly observant. But usually it’s the mood they’re throwing off. Or rather I notice their vibes I guess.
What’s your eye color?
Green 💚
Scary movie or Happy Endings?
It really depends because I love horror movies but I also love a good happy ending too. So let’s go with both.
Any special talents?
I can really sing. I also am very good at taking care of others.
Where were you born?
New Jersey. But I was raised by two New Englanders so that is more culturally relevant to me. And now I live in the South.
What are your hobbies?
I used to do all the artistic stuff! I used to sketch (draw), paint, sculpt, write (both stories and poetry), digital art (not ai), sing, dance, etc. I haven’t much time for them but I’d like to eventually do more when I can.
Have any pets?
Yes! A tuxedo cat who’s part Siamese, he’s an absolute furry goblin but I love him with all my heart. He earned his name too, it’s Loki.
What spots do you/ have you played?
Lacrosse (casually because we didn’t have a team), Gymnastics, Ballet, Martial Arts (Wing Chun, Animal Styles and Capoeira), and Yoga. I need to get back into Yoga actually, it helps quite a lot actually.
How tall are you?
5ft, 7” or 170cm; is that considered tallish?
Favorite subject in school?
English, Art and History.
Dream Job?
I don’t really have one honestly. The closest I get to that is professional artist of some type or multiple types.
Tagging: @mrs-solo-walker, @raccoon-eyed-rebel, @geralts-yenn, @ladykardasi and @identity2212
15 questions and 15 mutuals
I was tagged by @mexicangela @boobiebaguettebouquet @hart-kinsella & @movrings 💖
Were you named after anyone?
I was almost named after someone but it changed because the name 'sounded too old'. I was almost an 80 year old baby 😂
When was the last time you cried?
Full-on cried? Probably months ago. I got a little teary watching Black Panther: Wakanda Forever recently though.
Do you have kids?
No, but I'd like to one day. But that's a whole other complicated issue.
Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Yep. If I ever stop being sassy, assume I'm dead.
What's the first thing you notice about people?
Physically? Their eyes. Personality-wise, their sense of humor and the way they laugh.
What's your eye color?
Blue.
Scary movies or happy endings?
Both. Both is good. I like being scared, but I also hate being scared...and I think I speak for everyone when I say you can't beat a good rom-com!!!
Any special talents?
Hmmm, apparently I can throw my voice and it freaks people out - that's my theater training in action babyyy!!! 😂
Where were you born?
In the words of Bruce Springsteen, I was born in the USA (sorry).
What are your hobbies?
I hate this question so much because I always have this moment of staring wistfully into the middle distance like 'what is a hobby?' lmao BUT I guess I'd have to say writing, playing the piano, video games (just finished Resident Evil: Village and about to get onto the DLC)
Have any pets?
Three chaotic dogs - one of them has emotional problems so fireworks are his arch enemy (but so are trucks, the doorbell, wine corks, balloons, the vacuum....I could go on)
What sports do you play/have you played?
Tennis, badminton, lacrosse, hockey, but not anymore! I'm more of a yoga/pilates gal these days.
How tall are you?
5 ft 2. SMOL.
Favorite subject in school?
English & Drama.
Dream job?
Writer for TV & Film, although I have a few novels left in me yet - although I do think about getting into interior design staging every now and then. Either way it comes down to something creative & flexible (like me 😏)
I'm tagging (if you feel like it!): @existential-labrador @biscuitboxpink @stephaniejuhnay @angelofmusings @targaryenvampireslayer @babyjakes @winter2112rose @cardierreh15 @whiskeyncoke-redux @iguessweallcrazyithinktho @sarcastic-coffeedrinker @thelastsock @sillyrabbit81 @inlovewithhisblueeyes @gyllenhaalstories
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I can feel it deep in my delusional soul that a jinx and viktor collab is on the horizon this season
#need my insane science duo to become real#arcane viktor#viktor arcane#arcane jinx#jinx arcane#viktor and jinx#insane science bros#but like he's shimmer jesus now so what does that make jinx the disciple or is it somehow gonna be the other way around?#or what if he's the next competition or what if he's the solution to all the Silco Horseshit or--
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Gotta love when tumblr glitches like an absolute asshole.
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Hunt 102 and Hunt Drawing 99 nibs, maybe Joseph Gillott's Ultra Fine 303 too. I forget. The 99 (used mostly in the bottom panel) is interesting; flexible brass, almost handles like a brush with how varied the weights get. I had a hard time controlling it here, but this was only a test/doodle run anyway.
My nibs are beat to shit. Tempted to run up to the art store and grab a bunch of random ones to try out. They're like $0.99 each.
#photopost#guilty gear#my stuff#sketches#sol badguy#All my non-digital inked pieces are done with dip pens. I absolutely LOATHE fineliners#'Ah yeah. I think I will spend $4 to $5 on a pen that is going to last exactly two drawings'#Horseshit. My 0.99 cent nibs and a $6 thing of black India ink last me 5 years hah!
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Last Song:
Last Show: The Rebel Princess (Monarch Industry) it’s a C-Drama
Last Movie: I rewatched Mission Impossible Fallout
Currently Watching: The Witcher and Outlander( that one can be really rough to watch at times)
Currently reading: Rereading ETS by @just-chirpin and As Sweet As Honey by @angryschnauzer because I need something comforting and Captain Syverson just exudes that. That and it just makes me happy.
Current Obsession: it’s a three way tie between
The Cranky Teddybears!
Honorable Mentions:
I’m looking at you @geralts-yenn you are responsible for converting me to the Mikey love team.
I tag literally anyone who’d like to do this, no pressure!
Rule: tag 9 people you want to get to know better
I got tagged by @deandoesthingstome and @mayloma
Thank you so much for thinking of me, ladies! 😍
Last song:
Last show: The Last of Us
Last movie: The Sea Beast (movie night with the kids, somehow got reminded of @raccoon-eyed-rebel 😁)
Currently watching: Daisy Jones and the Six
Currently reading: re-reading Eyes that see by @just-chirpin before I can read the new chapter
Currently obsessing over: some cocky bastard without a first name
No-pressure-tags: @ellethespaceunicorn @evansabove1981 @peachyvulpixie @keanureevesisbae @ylva-stark @catierambles @dedicated-to-mr-cavill @peyton-warren @cavill83
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Given my own family denying my bisexuality and some of my oldest friends breaking off the friendships over me coming out, I would also be deeply hurt by someone dragging me back into a closet without my permission. To be rejected or forcibly hidden by someone I care about is incredibly painful.
Which is what Evan basically did when he said that they would be picking up hot chicks after the meal. And yet Tommy didn't correct him, he was just a little snarky about it.
You wanna stay in there, fine. Don't pull me back in when I've fought so hard to come out. I wouldn't be in the mood to continue a date either.
What if he sees someone else he knows? Would he drag Tommy back into the closet again, every time? Better to cut it short while they were still friendly than to let Buck think this was an acceptable way to treat Tommy.
Buck wasn't ready. Tommy saw that, and he was protecting his own peace, which is entirely fair, and I don't see why anyone should give Tommy shit for it.
#tommy kinard#tevan#bucktommy#tossing some dry kindling into a fire#bisexuality#literally my mom was like “you're doing this for attention”#and several friends i had from before uni just stopped all communication#these were church friends btw#so all that bit about loving the sinner was definitely horseshit
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DANIEL LARUSSO
December 18th, 1966.
#daniel larusso#ralph macchio#the karate kid#cobra kai#tkkedit#ckedit#efedits#thekaratekidedit#cobrakaiedit#80smovies#dailyfilmsource#dailyfilmandtv#dailyfilmtvgifs#my love my heart light of my life i love you beyond words 💙#pretend the quality of these gifs isn't complete horseshit and appreciate the baby boy <3#tkk x ck
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you have a safe food for over 20 years and then one day the company just decides to make it completely different. and you can’t do anything about it. brutal.
#N posts stuff#it’s not. like. it’s not Intolerable#but it’s different and i don’t like it at all. the texture is all wrong#the density is all wrong. i’d swear it’s Cheaper even tho it costs the same#horseshit#i can even pinpoint the difference because i had an older box in my freezer and got extra. these are two different textures man#the packaging is different too. i’m pissed
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The entirety of the MW3 campaign is honestly such bullshit and the more I think about it the more pissed off I get.
Refusing to believe that Price would've let Makarov live for even a second. Captain John Price, who has had the goal of killing Makarov for YEARS and hunting him down just... lets him live???????
The only reason I would accept him not letting Soap kill Makarov is because he wanted to do it himself For starters... they just... trust that Makarov will stay in the prison??? He's like "ah this always works out, no one has ever escaped from prison ever :)". Okay, yeah, right, sure. That's NEVER backfired at all what so ever, and y'know, obviously no one would eveeeeeer come to free him and the group that he heads definitely wouldn't swarm to get him back.
I don't give a shit if he got orders to stand down and to not do it - I'm refusing to believe John Price, after everything he's sacrificed and done, would accept that for one single second. Why on EARTH would he let Makarov live when he KNOWS that in no way, shape, or form would that ever be a good idea. I don't think there's a single order that would get him to not kill Makarov - not my Price
"Oh oh but Makarov can provide intel!" SINCE WHEN. Since when would he actually cooperate. Since when would he do anything other than gain information for himself, play mind games, and then INEVITABLY escape. HE KNOWS THAT. Everyone knows that. It's just COMMON SENSE
Makarov is nearly just telling them everything, legit point blank. TO THEIR FACES what he's going to do. And they're just like :) HE CANNOT BE MORE OBVIOUS PLEEEEEASE
There's just. So much utter bullshittery in every corner of the campaign I really wonder if the people behind it knew anything about narrative story telling or the characters they're writing for. I can slap a wombat on a keyboard and whatever it wrote would probably make more sense than the slop we were given. I can dump a can of alphabet soup in a bowl and it would make more sense
(And yes, I'm aware of the original plans of it likely not being a full game on its own but that doesn't excuse the writing or what we got. I'm AWARE of the background)
Honestly am expecting "It's Makaroving time" and he Makarovs everywhere to be the next step we're getting
#cod#call of duty#cod modern warfare#call of duty mw3#cod mwiii#call of duty modern warfare#seriously the more i think about it the more annoyed i am#so much horseshit you're making the Augean stables look like a sterilized chamber in comparison#next time letting an exploding hot dog write the campaign#will do better#legit i can take a nap on my keyboard and come up with something that makes more sense#not my john price#he wouldn't do that at all or even consider it#captain price#john price#they have a writing problem - i mean like an everything problem but ESPECIALLY a writing issue#cod rant#call of duty rant
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By all means, Crocodile is only implied trans and not yet confirmed as a trans man. However, the fact the entire fandom talks about him in such creepy and transphobic ways is reason enough for me to refuse to budge on him being a trans man. Nope. Not just a theory, thats a trans man. As far as I'm concerned it's canon.
#Surely I'm not the only person who finds it creepy that people saw Crocodiles trans coding and jumped to imagining him giving birth.#It's not just me right. Thats creepy#right#Don't put words in my mouth when I say this. I love writing and depicting pregnant trans men and I want mens pregnancy to be taken seriousl#Instead of it always being some “haha i wanna get him pregnant” horseshit#But the fact that people saw a guy implied as trans and immediately wanted to start theorizing abt him giving birth and “being a mom”#It's just creepy to me#But anyway yeah thats why I'm stubborn and also can't stand Crocodile genderbenders#1pc#one piece#sir crocodile#Also if they genderbend Crocodile in the live action trust I'll be ripping my hair out and blocking most of the people in this fandom
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