#my headcanon is that mac is allergic to dogs

[kawaiibarty]

IK we haven't been moots for long but I hope u don't mind

D'artagnan, peter pettigrew

† d'artagnan — uhm, ask me for character headcanons from any fandom, it doesn't matter what. ill make shit up if i have to.

okay so i already have a few posts about my peter hcs here and here but I PRESENT MORE:

he loved, loved peanut brittle and marshmallow clusters ! those were his comfort snacks

he had a bi-curious phase, he always used to think that he was the odd one out in his friend group because he was the token straight. it was only after he confided in james that he realised that it didn't really matter what he was.

his favourite flowers are hydrangeas and peonies

he scrapbooks with lily every start and end of term.

when the album rumours by fleetwood mac came out he bought it on vinyl and would not stop playing it. it's his comfort album. he's cried to it, karaoked to it, he's listened to it while angry and while studying. it's his favourite one ever.

his favourite tv show was inspector gadget (it's not period accurate but like let me have my fun????)

he's had the same watch since he was 11 and hasn't thought of buying a new one since. it's broken so many times he's lost count but he's got such an emotional attachment to it he'd never get rid of it. no matter how faded the metal gets 😔

he took arithmancy for 1 term and dropped it. he just...hated it.

he has a fear of big dogs (which is absolutely hilarious considering sirius and remus)

has a pet owl named who. hehe. who the owl. because...yk owls go hoo hoo hehe im hilarious

is allergic to strawberries. oddly specific ik but like...you know it makes sense to me

[boomblebee-420]

Sk8 Headcanons

Random Sk8 headcanons because I can. If you don't agree with them, please just keep scrolling

There is some shipping between characters. Some of this is me projecting onto characters because I kin them lol

Fluff, Angst, Crack

Warnings: Mentions of self-worth issues, self-harm, suicide attempts, homophobia, anxiety, meltdowns, death, intrusive thoughts, and panic attacks

REKI

-definitely chews on his pencils

-has wanted a dog for years but he’s allergic

-transmasc demiboy 

-biromantic and demisexual

-uses he/they pronouns

-AuDHD

-they’re a hopeless romantic

-his binder is orange 

-started a fund for top surgery

-gives Langa wheels that they make as birthday/holiday gifts, or just whenever

-spins/jumps in a circle to stim

-also repeats memes, vines, sounds, pretty much anything he finds funny or interesting

-he doesn’t look like it, but he reads a LOT 

-they don’t like reading for school because the books suck

-bouncy leg bouncy leg bouncy leg

-separation anxiety with Langa

-FAST FAST FAST MUSIC OR DEATH

-used to cut, but stopped since meeting Langa and the gang. Relapsed when he and Langa were fighting

-depression and anxiety

-knows how to drum (self taught on buckets and empty bins. He’s actually really good)

-inferiority complex

-incredibly impulsive but also very cautious

LANGA

-constantly tapping fingers on everything

-autism, inattentive adhd, ocd

-cat person

-gayyyyy

-asexual

-uses he/they/ice 

-talks to his dad a lot (even though he’s gone, it makes ice feel like he’s still with them)

-non-verbal sometimes

-donates some of his paycheck to Reki’s top surgery fund every month

-has no regard for his safety

-my guy can’t take a hint to save their life

-plays a lot of video games

-hyperfixated on omori and undertale 

-clicks ices tongue a lot

-has made an attempt on their life before. Ice is better since meeting Reki and the gang

-doesn’t really like books, more of a movie person but he usually doesn’t finish them in one sitting

-really bad intrusive thoughts. Ice will often shut himself up in their room for days because of them

-gets Reki flowers all the time

-Everytime ice meets a new skater, he demands a beef

-Can play the piano

-Monster Energy addict

-depression 

-Used to be extremely emo (style-wise)

-Listens to midwest emo, regular emo, shoegaze, indie, some pop 

-Likes to stick to a schedule and has meltdowns if it’s disrupted

MIYA

-Aroace

-They/He/She 

-genderfluid as fuck

-hates polka dots (STRIPE SUPREMACY)

-loves all fluffy animals

-loves going to the zoo and making fun of random people there

-royalty of embarrassing his friends

-huge abandonment issues

-tends to stay up till three am eating fruit snacks and playing video games

-she and the gang have mario kart contests every saturday night

-has hidden in Langa and Reki’s houses before and scared the shit out of them

-listens to fleetwood mac but will never admit it

-learned german just to fuck with people

-photobombs everyone (even people they don’t know)

-Wilbur Soot and Lovejoy fan. He and Langa listen to them together while playing video games

-Perfectionist

-Has G.A.D and depression, finds it hard to do simple tasks a lot of the time

-Gets panic attacks sometimes

-Watches MCYT

JOE

-Bisexual disaster

-he/him

-Knows spanish and uses it to his advantage

-my guy got mad rizz, as we all know

-Used to be in a band with Cherry. They were called Skate Bomb. It didn’t last long

-Plays bass and guitar

-Sings, but not very well

-dude’s been cooking since before he could walk

-dominates mario kart almost every single time

-listens to everything under the sun (mostly surf rock), and sings country songs to annoy the gang

-has memorized all the vines. Good luck finding one he doesn’t know

-sucks at dying his hair so he forces Cherry and Shadow to help him

-Was a theater kid

-Favorite animal is a penguin. Thinks they’re the funniest things to walk this earth

-Self-harmed as a teenager

-Has anxiety, and tries his best to help the gang when their not feeling the best

-Horrible eyesight, he wears contacts

CHERRY

-He/She

-Gay as fuck

-Agender

-Autistic

-had horrible handwriting and Joe kept making fun of him for it, so she got really good and opened his calligraphy business out of spite

-secretly loves musicals, and knows every word to Hamliton. Like, she memorized the entire script

-Fluent in english and french

-plays a shit ton of instruments and really good at all of them

-major perfectionist

-extremely tech savvy

-believes that Carla is his soulmate

-sings like a fucking angel

-can’t cook for shit, but has really high standards for food

-has horrible self-worth problems and only Joe knows 

-Parents were incredibly homophobic and strict, so she’s really sneaky

-Acts like he hates being touched but is secretly touch-starved and craves attention

-Grew up rich 

-Donates a shit ton of money to charity. Also donates to Reki’s fund when she finds out about it from Langa

-Doesn’t really like animals

SHADOW

-Been gardening since he was small

-He/They

-Trans FTM

-Pansexual

-Really good at makeup, and occasionally will get into drag just for fun

-Amazing fashion sense

-Loves his grandma and brings her flowers all the time

-Been in love with his manager for years

-Has O.S.D.D, and O.C.D

-Horrible relationship with his parents. They cut off all communication with them as soon as he turned 18

-Sucks ass at mario kart

-Has a god complex and inferiority complex 

-Gets intrusive thoughts a lot

-Saved a shit ton of money and managed to get top surgery at 22

-Listens to goth and punk music and hates country (except Dolly Parton, he loves her but will never admit it)

[queerofdenial]

have fun (that is if you actually do this 🤨):

molly cobb

ava daniels

kathryn janeway

judith jones

bestie i hope you have a warm pillow tonight bc having to "least favorite" any of these blorbos hurts

questions are:

favorite thing about them

least favorite thing

brOTP

OTP

nOTP

random headcanon

unpopular opinion

song i associate with them

"here’s to selfish pricks, ‘cause we move the ball forward for mankind."

she's wholly uncompromising about who she is and what shes capable of, but still takes criticism and grows as a person! her confidence and ego are 100% earned and never feel like a Strong Woman Schtick

she had to keep walkin' straight into the destroying thing, didn't she. god damn hero.

i want an entire season of molly and patty mercury 13 backstory

molly x margo would have the best gay enemy sex and i would be so amused (but not as much as molly would) by stoned!margo

honestly don't think there are enough bad ships on famk, i adore wayne

she definitely spent months actively hitting on margo when she started ascan training just to annoy her. she and patty probably placed a bet on it.

she should've been stricter with the guys, and margo was right to fire her

hypnotized by fleetwood mac (second song on my molly x margo playlist)

"...you don't know where a woman gets fingered?"

i love that she's a wreck. i love that she overshares as a way to push people away because in reality she's lonely as hell and scared of true connection. i love that she uses generational stereotypes as jokes for the bit (and to rib at deb) when in reality she could really not give a damn. i love that she does drugs. i love that none of those things change the fact that she's talented and hardworking and fucking thriving. i love that she and i have the same relationship with growing up a gay loser with conservative parents in a new england suburb. i love that she's hot and spreads chocolate on her tiddies when she forgets shes wearing pants.

i hate that shes not real. jk, my least favorite thing is that she cannot for the life of her keep it in the drafts.

carl and hannah get along so well that every time ava and marcus interact i just knoooooow they want to genuinely admit to liking each other. i want more.

avadeb has in fact had my heart from day 1 and that will never change (its not gonna be canon you stupid sluts...ruby's cool too)

ava x not being woken up for breakfast

she's actually allergic to dogs and sucks it up for barry and cara only

unpopular opinion is that i am looking forward to seeing her absolutely thrive in season 3

kitchen light by xana

"There are three things to remember about being a starship captain: keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship… and never abandon a member of your crew."

everything about janeway is my favorite thing about janeway, but especially what i said to you the other day about her being a woman and a captain but never feeling like a caricature of either or the other. her leadership feels different than the other pre-disco captains, but it's never tokenism.

she's got a questionable taste in men. also generally too nice to aliens that usually want to kill her.

if they were stuck in the delta quadrant any longer, tom paris would've named his second kid after her (maybe he already did? who knows what went on on that planet)

j7! i'm always a sucker for a former drone x person who gave the drone their name (a shortened version of their designation). also this (x)

sorry mutuals but ch*kotay takes the cake on this one by a mile

she thinks about that puppy q almost gave her pretty often on voyager, and has programmed a dog into every holodeck program she runs. when they get back to earth she adopts one of the puppies her old dog had from her ex. she names it neelix.

she made the right call with tuvix

all the things you are frances faye

"i'll be your eyes." "what?" "i'll. be. your. eyes."

above anything else, she does the work and supports the people she thinks are worthy, she thinks have something important to say, regardless of prestige. she's cute as a button and loyal to a fault and is exactly the right amount of talented and full of grace and humility for what she does.

she maaaaaay need to start learning what professional boundaries are (mainly irt how much of peoples' personal issues she can carry on her lonesome)

i could watch an entire season of judith and paul attempting to bake bread using the scientific method

blanchejudith my beloved. my milfiest ship. my repression central. my women who desperately need a weekend in vermont.

if julia/judith was a thing ig i do not want to see

i have lots of headcanons ab the cabin in vermont and how she uses that space to better both her editing and her writers' work

i don't think there are enough people in this fandom for anything to be controversial? she is an absolute gem

slip away clarence carter

[bowandquinn]

hi guys i’m back on my bullshit 😍😍 random hcs!

huxley loves dogs. LOVES. he wants so many dogs.

gavin keeps trying to convince the freelancer to get a husky (they say no everytime and he's even attempted to get caelum into it)

david wants a cat but he will never tell angel, he doesn’t want to not like the cat and feed into stereotypes

lasko has so many cats and hux is allergic. that’s why lasko always goes to his and not the other way around

damien is allergic to peanuts and freelancer never stops making fun of him

lovely doesn’t send actual texts, they just send memes. it’s sam’s worst nightmare

babe and asher always manage to get caught anytime they NEARLY get a little frisky at pack meetings

darlin steals plaid shirts from sam. there’s so many missing ones and they show up to pack meetings in them

caelum is pink. this is canon. not a headcanon (/j)

freelancer has a little tattoo of the constellation caelum because of him and gavin thinks it’s the cutest think ever

speaking of freelancer with tattoos, i like to think they have nerdy ones. after lasko introduces them to d&d they get a 20 sided die. they have a pokémon stick and poke from when they were sixteen (it’s squirtle) they have an avatar: the last air bender style tattoo that they got after their powers

huxley also has tattoos, only 2 though. he has a super big intricate one with vines and leaves on his back, and a tiny campfire on his bicep (he got it for damien)

david has 2 tattoos. the word angel on the inside of his wrist and his dads death date in very small font on his bicep

milo wants another cat, so does sweetheart. aggro does not.

caelum is trying to convince the freelancer to get a ragdoll cat for him and gavin (it might be working)

freelancers comfort food is kraft mac and cheese (me too)

darlin LOVES eggs. anything to do with eggs. omlette? yes. scrambled? yes. over easy? yes. deviled? yep!

sam makes the best bacon. angel has literally paid him to make them some

sam is in the mates group chat, and no matter how much it annoys him, he loves that he’s included.

that’s it!!!!! i hope you guys like this after being starved of content by me (maybe new fic coming soon 🤭🤭)

[refinedbuffoonery]

Hey lovely, don't know if you're still taking request and if you'll take this one in particular but after this episode I'm needing some riley's appreciation... Could you give our girl a bit of happiness? Not sure this happiness should be centered around Mac at this point, I just want our badass and selfless hacker to "feel right" 😔

Ahhhh this got lost in all my Christmas prompts. Sorry! Here’s some headcanons about Riley getting a dog :) 

When the Phoenix is forced to shut down, Riley knows it’s for good this time. 

Feeling aimless in her new civilian life, Riley starts volunteering at an animal shelter near her apartment. 

She goes at least twice a week, or whenever she’s having a particularly rough day. 

She’s always on the floor, playing with puppies and kittens and cuddling with the older dogs who just want to nap. She’s outside taking pups for walks and playing fetch and tug of war in the shelter’s tiny courtyard. The other volunteers and employees tease her that she’s going to end up taking a whole pack of puppies home, but Riley just sighs. If only. 

Months pass, and her friends fade away until they’re nothing more than a distant memory of a past life. 

A new dog arrives at the shelter. A mutt some good samaritan picked up in Compton. He’s cute, with soft eyes and floppy ears, but he’s wary of any human who approaches him. 

Riley feeds him a treat every day, and she never tries to pet him without his consent. Which he never gives, even once he starts greeting Riley first in anticipation of getting a treat. 

Other pets come and go, but the mutt stays. No one wants to adopt a dog they can’t touch. 

On slow days, Riley takes to bringing him with her while she does her rounds, checking on the other animals. He trots happily at her side and stops to say hi to his friends. He’s the perfect dog. He plays with the puppies; he’s gentle with kittens. He even leaves the turtle alone. 

One night, Riley is exhausted when she arrives for her shift. She had a full day of awful customers at the computer repair shop, and if one more person steps out of line she will rip their head off. But, newborn kittens just arrived and someone needs to feed them, so here she is. 

Out of habit, Riley brings the mutt with her. He checks in on the other cats while Riley sits on the floor, bottle-feeding the kittens. The little gray fuzzball is so soft and warm against her chest, and pretty soon Riley’s eyes close of their own accord and she slumps against the wall. 

When she wakes up an hour later, the kitten has long wandered off. Riley does a double take before smiling softly at the mutt keeping watch at her feet. He’s facing the door, leaning against her calves. As if sensing she is awake, he looks back at her and wags his tail before resuming his watch. 

The next day, Riley fills out adoption papers and takes him home. 

He lets her touch him now, but only if he initiates contact. Every night, when Riley gets home from work, she finds him waiting by the door. They eat dinner, he sits beside her on the couch, he sleeps at the foot of her bed. They go for walks before work, because this is LA and Riley isn’t stupid enough to walk alone at night, no matter how scary her dog looks to a random passerby. 

Things with Aubrey get serious, but he’s allergic to dogs. So when he asks Riley to move in with him, Riley reluctantly takes the dog to move in with her mom. She visits them both every chance she gets. 

Months pass. Russ Taylor buys the Phoenix. Riley moves in with Mac. The world nearly ends. She moves out of Mac’s. On her own again, Riley wants, more than anything, to reclaim her dog, but having a spy for a mom isn’t fair to him. Plus, he’s bonded with her mom and Riley doesn’t have the heart to separate them. 

Her mom convinces her to share custody of the dog. When Riley’s home, the dog lives with her. They fall right back into their old routine of cuddles and walks on the beach. And when Riley gets called away on a mission, she drops the dog off at her mom’s, promising to come home safe to them both. 

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NAME/NICKNAME: Alex

GENDER: Female

STAR SIGN: Taurus

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Gryffindor/Hufflepuff

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Bunnies, Zebras, Golden Retrievers

HOURS OF SLEEP:  It varies each night tbh… from like 4-15 hrs? depends on the events of the day

DOGS OR CATS: Allergic to both, but dogs!

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: One!

DREAM TRIP: Paris

DREAM JOB: Writing novels! or being a journalist.

TIME: 12:40am

BIRTHDAY: May 15th

FAVORITE BANDS: Ahhhh! Too many! Molotov Jukebox, The Shoe, Fleetwood Mac, The Proclaimers, Heart, Irish Rovers, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD:  Deadly Valentine by: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Cover Girl by RuPaul, I’m on my Way By: The Proclaimers, Out Loud By: Gabbie Hanna

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The losers club in a mall

Some losers headcanons that no one in particular asked for (This is set in a more modern time, like 2017)

(Also Mike isn’t home schooled in this head canon he goes to school with the rest of the losers.)

Okay, so it was actually Beverly’s idea to go to the mall because she wanted to check out the apple store (she’s never actually been inside one and has only seen pictures)

Richie was the first on board and even offered to drive them (They all vigorously disagreed)

Eddie was hesitant, because he believed, “Malls are the mixing bowl of air diseases and nasty, touchy children.” (He only agreed because Richie starting giving him his puppy dog eyes and it was just maximized because of his thick ass glasses.)

All the losers eventually agree and say that Friday, after school, they’d all go to the mall.

The minute the bell rings, Richie huddles everyone and they all race to Mike’s car (They always either make Mike or Stan the designated driver, since they’re the most sensible.)

Almost, immediately, the losers split up and go explore the mall.

Richie and Ben head to Game Stop and check out the latest deals on their favorite games. 

Bill and Stan help Beverly find her way to the apple store. (Stan’s actually really good with all the latest technology, so he tells Bev all about the new Iphones and Mac books) (Bill doesn’t really pay attention to Stan, he’s too busy trying to explain to a little kid that you shouldn’t have Ice Cream around a thousand dollar computer) Bill: “What if you spill your ice cream o-o-on the computer, then you’re gonna have to pay f-f-for it.” Little Kid: “Well that sucks, because I don’t have money.”

Eddie and Mike actually head to the movies on the third floor to see the new Disney animal documentary about bears. 

Eddie had a hard time trying to eat the popcorn he bought.

Mike: “Aren’t you gonna eat your popcorn?” Eddie: “This is public Popcorn, someone could of sneezed on it.” Mike: “You watched them make it.”

Mike and Eddie are so intrigued in the movie they don’t realize there phones blowing up with messages from the other losers. (Specifically Richie)

Richie and Ben almost get kicked out of Game stop completely because Richie decided to fake vlog everything. Richie: “HEY, WHAT IS UP, IT’S YA BOI, RICH, AND I’M HERE WITH BENNY BOY, AND TODAY WERE GONNA RAID THIS WHOLE STORE, SKRT SKRT! Ben: “Richie, everyone’s stari-” Richie: “WOAH LOOK AT THE NEW X-BOX, WOAH!” 

Stan finishes talking to Beverley about Iphones and Mac Books and they turned around to find Bill standing awkwardly next to a kid who’s crying over a spilt ice cream.

Bill: “It’s b-b-better the floor than the c-computer.” Bill shrugs and Stan just sighs disappointingly while Beverly snickers.

They all leave the Apple store and go search for their friends but come across the book store and Stan begs to go in. 

They shrug and Stan fast walks to the animal section, specifically the bird section of the books, and starts picking up and layering books in his arms.

Mike and Eddie start getting emotional at the parts where the cubs are separated from their mama bear. (Mike just sniffles, but Eddie straight up cries in Mike’s shoulder)

Mike only realizes his phone blowing up when the screen goes dark and his phone is the only mildy bright thing on. Richie’s contact is the most common notification to come up and they consist of Hey, we just got kicked out of game stop, where are you guys? We found a cinnamon bun shop. THEY HAVE COOKIES. I JUST BOUGHT 2 BOXES OF 20 HOLIDAY THEMED COOKIES. I THINK BEN IS ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS. NVM HE WAS JUST CHOKING.

Confused Mike tries to show Eddie, but there’s a fresh film of tears still in the boys eyes as he watches the ending, and Mike just lets him be.

Stan shows up to the checkout counter with at least 4 new bird books and a Blue Jay Bird bookmark. 

Bill and Bev stand beside him as the employee scans the books and bookmarks with a smile. Employee: “So you really like birds don’t you?”

Stan just hums in response and misses the flirty tone in the employees voice. Bill and Bev just chuckle and shake their head

As all three of them head out the store, they meet with a flustered looking Ben and a happy Richie 

Bill: “Why do you look so red B-B-Ben?” Richie: “Because he just choked on my dick.” Ben: “I choked on a peanut.” Stan: “Same size.”

Eddie and Mike come out of the movies with a slight headache from all the crying and they promised to never tell any of the other losers about how much they cried during the movie

They meet up with the rest of the Loser’s and aren’t really surprised to see Richie holding two large boxes of holiday assorted cookies

Richie: “Where were you two love birds at?” At the same time Eddie says: “Crying.” and Mike says: “Movies.” They both give a look and Mike says “I thought we never gonna speak of that.” Eddie replies with “Richie was gonna figure out one way or another.” Richie: “Figure what out?”

Eddie gives Richie a look and says “We went to go see the new Disney movie about bears and we cried.”

Mike and Eddie are teased for it by the Losers club for the whole week but the next Friday they take them to go see it and they all shut up. (Richie cried more than Eddie and he will never let that down)

Woahhhh, literally no one even knows this blog exist, but I had a lot of fun writing this and I’m gonna write more hopefully for more than my enjoyment.

[they-are-there-upon-his-head]

Hi, I just really need to talk about modern AU great Comet hcs Please love me

an unprompted ask?? for me??? this is the content I signed up for

so yeah i’m just gonna make a big ass list of headcanons lemme know what you think,,, i love modern au so much so this is also a long post beware!!!

these are random as hell but are heavy on the Andrierre, which is good and bad because I love this ship but also I haven’t read War and Peace so some of the Andrey headcanons might be dead wrong

and of course feel free to correct and/or add on to this list! I’d love to hear what you guys have to say about this and I’m always up for talking about Great Comet

so let’s begin

 Anatole is a picky picky picky eater, he’ll only eat very specific things like That One All-Natural Organic Overpriced Brand Of Mac ‘N’ Cheese™

9 times out of 10 Helene is going to or drinking Starbucks

Dolokhov will eat ANYTHING but he still ends up going to Taco Bell way too often

he drinks too much Mountain Dew

Pierre keeps his shirt on at the beach/when swimming

he only leaves the house to walk to the local convenience store and buy snacks, and the liquor store to buy booze

Marya loves couponing

Dolokhov prides himself on his cool sneakers

Sonya plays the ukulele

she wears a lot of scarves and flannel and loves autumn

Andrey owns a lot of soft gray sweaters

Mary has a really old ipod nano that has like ten songs on it but she listens to it and dances while she cleans in the morning when her father is asleep

Helene wears athletic wear (track pants, cool sneakers, etc) for the aesthetic but isn’t much of a fan of working out

Andrey goes for a run every morning

Natasha uses the dog filter on Snapchat way too much

Balaga wears a weed hat and weed socks

there’s a 99% chance Anatole has texted “send nudes” in the last 12 hours

Pierre has a lot of t-shirts with random bands on them

Marya loves strong coffee

Natasha and Sonya share a room that’s decorated with fairy lights

Andrey works a bunch of jobs and has really weird hours

lucky for him, Pierre never sleeps

so they often go to the local diner together at 3am and get milkshakes and cheese fries

Pierre fucking loves cheese fries

Sonya had a weeb phase

Dolokhov is still in the tail end of his emo phase tbh

Anatole secretly loves Buzzfeed quizzes

Balaga is an uber driver

Sonya watches a lot of Food Network and HGTV

Natasha loves The Bachelor

Dolokhov watches roast videos

Pierre once watched vine compilations for 13 hours straight

somehow word got around that Dolokhov secretly has an embarrassing tattoo (something along the lines of “I love my mom,” perhaps?) but when confronted about it he turned bright red and vehemently denied its existence

Helene wears those Aesthetic™ shirts with random French words on them from like Forever 21 or something

Dolokhov wears Timberlands and track pants and snapback hats

he also wears his socks pulled up high like your friendly neighborhood fuckboy

Natasha has worn the same pair of Uggs for a long time

Balaga unironically wears Crocs (often paired with his weed socks and oversized denim cutoffs)

Dolokhov takes snowball fights very seriously

Andrey can drive but he hates doing it

he bikes to work and around the city

Mary also hates driving, but that’s because she’s deathly afraid of it

Pierre bought contacts but never uses them, he just wears his glasses instead

Dolokhov is really into sports, both watching them and playing them

his favorites are soccer and basketball

he forces Anatole and Helene to watch some games with him and they hate it

they just rate the players’ attractiveness instead and end up talking and wolf-whistling over all the commentary

Dolokhov is annoyed by it at first, but always ends up joining in and marveling at the muscles on these guys! look at those fucking biceps

Natasha visits Pierre once in awhile and brings some gifts and food (usually baked goods that her and Sonya make)

they just sorta hang out and talk and eat, sometimes Pierre makes tea for them and they have a little tea party

Pierre’s very awkward but Natasha is good at diffusing the awkwardness, mostly by talking a lot about nothing

one time she convinced him to let her paint his nails and honestly??? Pierre kinda liked it

he wanted to tell Andrey about it but Andrey still doesn’t seem ready to talk about Natasha

Pierre’s ok with it though, he’ll give it time. Andrey will come around eventually.

Mary swears by medicinal teas and herbs for almost every ailment

she also collects flowers and dries them and hangs them in her room

Dolokhov does parkour

Balaga runs a meme account

Marya has everything you could ever need in her purse, including napkins, Advil, hand sanitizer, wet wipes, tampons, pepper spray, tweezers, Beyonce’s entire discography, the whole city of Moscow, etc

Pierre has a lot of books on the French Revolution

one Valentine’s Day, Andrey got Pierre a locket with Napoleon’s face in it and Pierre was so confused until he opened it and he just looked so pained while Andrey laughed

honestly Pierre thinks it was actually really fucking clever and it’s kinda sweet that Andrey noticed how into the French Revolution he was

also, he had never seen Andrey laugh as hard as he did in that moment and that made it all worth it

Pierre’s favorite TV show is Gravity Falls, though Ancient Aliens is a close second

he also watches reruns of Jeopardy a lot and is surprisingly good at it

sometimes Andrey will watch it with him; Pierre gets all the history stuff and Andrey gets more of the pop culture questions

Helene listens to Lana Del Rey, Dolokhov has a soft spot for twenty one pilots, and Anatole is always a slut for some Britney

Pierre listens to Radiohead and other depressing existential indie/alternative rock

Natasha is a sucker for a good love song, Broadway musicals, or any happy boppy pop song tbh

Sonya loves folk music and anything with string instruments

Andrey is partial to some good 90s grunge rock (Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Weezer, etc)

Marya listens to pop music of the 70s and 80s music, stuff of the “good old days”

boy oh boy can she GET DOWN to Dancing Queen

Mary thoroughly enjoys Christian rock

Andrey secretly loves to dance, he’s one of those people that just kind of loses himself in the music and is just completely in the zone while dancing

honestly??? Pierre’s jealous because 1. how do you relax while there are people around you and 2. how the hell does Andrey still look cool

Pierre is either too self-conscious to dance or he just kind of nods his head to the beat, that’s all he’ll do

(unless he’s alone in which case it’s WILD)

Dolokhov’s dancing is basically just jumping with some fancy footwork once in awhile

Anatole and Helene twerk. c’mon of course they do

one time Natasha tried to teach herself how to twerk and Marya walked in and grounded her for a week

Pierre thinks The Shawshank Redemption is the pinnacle of cinema and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise

Natasha sings in the shower

Anatole loves chick flicks and has a crush on Ryan Gosling

he forces Dolokhov to watch shitty romcoms with him as revenge for Dolokhov forcing him to watch sports

but I mean they’re all curled up on the couch with their arms around each other and Anatole’s crying and Dolokhov’s laughing at him and they’re eating ice cream and takeout from the one place that Anatole actually likes and it’s just them because Helene’s knows that this is just Too Much™ so she left and she’s basically the voice of reason in their friend group and it’s really quite the experience

Pierre was in a really shitty cover band in college

Balaga is always high

Sonya loves oversized sweaters and leggings

Dolokhov has his ears pierced

Helene has a nose ring

not a day goes by when Anatole doesn’t quote Mean Girls

Mary owns a lot of those wooden blocks with random little quotes on them (you know the ones – they’re in any given Marshalls and dearly beloved by suburban wine moms), like “Be happy” and “Jesus loves you” and “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate”

one of Andrey’s many jobs is waiting tables at Applebee’s. Pierre has visited him there a couple times and boy did Andrey look dead inside

the only reason Andrey works so many jobs is so he can afford his own place because his father is a piece of shit

Pierre offered to help with the financial aspect of it but Andrey wouldn’t let him pay for it

still, Andrey ends up sleeping over Pierre’s a lot, not that Pierre minds

Old Prince Bolkonsky exclusively watches FOX news and he yells at the TV a lot

he eats the same thing for lunch every day: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which he makes Mary prepare

fun fact: Mary is allergic to peanuts

Sonya works at an ice cream parlor and brings home desserts for Natasha and Marya

Marya loves chocolate ice cream, Natasha prefers vanilla with rainbow sprinkles

Sonya is a butter pecan kind of girl, if we’re getting into it (and we are)

Anatole likes French vanilla (it has to be French), Helene likes coffee, and Dolokhov is partial to death by chocolate (or something similar)

Bolkonsky has to have peanut butter ice cream, Mary likes strawberry

Andrey prefers sorbet, but if he had to pick, he’d go with pistachio

Pierre’s favorite is cookie dough

Balaga probably found a way to make weed ice cream tbh

Mary loves scrapbooking

Sonya writes fanfic

she loves to read and wishes she lived in a Barnes & Noble

Andrey and Pierre play video games together and they’ve gotten really good at it

neither one of them likes intense fighting games but they do really like Mario Kart

Andrey plays as Yoshi and Pierre plays as Bowser

Pierre tried to teach Natasha how to play but she kept falling off cliffs

her favorite character is Princess Peach

her and Sonya dressed up as Peach and Daisy for Halloween once and it was really cute

Pierre has worn the same black hoodie for two years

Natasha runs an aesthetic blog

she also writes poetry on said blog

one of Andrey’s coworkers keeps accidentally calling him Andrew and it makes Andrey so irritated

the Kuragins can’t swim

Dolokhov tried to teach them but it didn’t work because Helene’s bikini kept falling down and Anatole wouldn’t go under water because it would ruin his hair

if Andrey goes over Pierre’s during the day, he’ll help him clean the house because Pierre has no motivation to do so

about once a month Marya will stop by and remark how disgusting the house is and before Pierre can even defend himself the whole house has been vacuumed, the windows are washed, the laundry’s done, the clothes are folded, the shelves are dusted, the bathroom’s scrubbed, the beds are made, and there’s fresh flowers on the kitchen table

then they hang out and complain about people to each other and it’s a grand old time

Pierre’s really grateful to Marya, but she refuses to take a compliment

let’s be real though, she relishes in watching Pierre keep saying nice things about her because she keeps denying them and he feels obligated to make her agree

Pierre has a shitty Toyota Corolla from the early 90s that has no AC and is being held together by duct tape and he’s afraid to drive it but too attached to sell it

Sonya has a folder on her laptop that’s just pictures of Tegan And Sara. that’s it

Marya doesn’t know how to whisper

Pierre loves the movie theater but will only go if Andrey or Natasha go with him

after the whole Anatole Fiasco™ Natasha and Sonya blocked Helene on Instagram so she kept making fake accounts until they accepted one of the follow requests

Andrey takes Halloween very seriously

Pierre bites his nails

Helene taught Anatole how to do makeup and now he won’t stop contouring

Anatole takes an obnoxious amount of selfies

Sonya’s wardrobe is almost exclusively from Target

Pierre spends an embarrassing amount of time on Wikipedia

Marya had a flip phone up until a couple months ago when Natasha and Sonya convinced her to get an iPhone

Marya hates it because she doesn’t know how to use it and it makes her feel stupid

but Natasha’s teaching her how to use it and it’s kind of growing on her, it’s just so practical and functional and now she has a pretty red case for it that matches her nails and

Marya goes and gets her nails and hair done every couple of weeks, it’s her mandatory “treat yo’ self” ritual

Anatole pretty much only wears pastel colors

Dolokhov pretty much only wears black (or very very very dark gray)

he has a black jean jacket decorated with lots of pins that he wears all the time

there’s a skull pin and one that says “Jesus hates me” and a Blink-182 one and an Obama one and a gay flag one and an eggplant emoji one and one that says “I love my boyfriend” and it’s fucking iconic

his favorite shirt to wear it with is his Batman shirt

Dolokhov likes DC better than Marvel, Pierre’s the other way around (is that what the duel was fought over??? lmao)

Anatole doesn’t care but he thinks RDJ is hot

Andrey likes both and doesn’t understand why everyone’s so angry about it

Helene has an extensive collection of bralettes

Natasha hates pants and only wears skirts or dresses

Sonya doesn’t think she’s very good at drawing or painting but she still does it anyway because it makes her really happy

Pierre once said “love you” while talking on the phone with Andrey and he didn’t know what to do so he just PANICKED and chucked his phone across the room but he forgot to hang up and it turns out Andrey didn’t even hear what he said after all

ehhh hopefully this is pretty good? it was fun to make and made me laugh while writing it but let me know what you think!! and please add on to this post, i need more modern au headcanons hhhhhh

[appalachianapologies]

Heyo! You’ve got a post asking about Mac’s canon allergies. I don’t know that he has any in canon, but I read a lovely fic recently where he’s allergic to dogs, and I personally headcanon that he can’t stand lavender-scented anything. Not an allergy, but at best it’s irritating and at worst it gives him a migraine 😘😘

Oooh that fic sounds familiar!! I think that I’ve read it before, but I’m not 100% sure. And honestly I totally think that Mac would be sensitive to certain strong smells, I won’t lie lmao.

Hmmmm this makes me want to write a migraine fic lmao. ...perhaps for my next schrodinger’s sandbox... hmmm

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