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[kawaiibarty]

uhh the dartagan thingy🙏🙏🙏

rosekiller or bartylus, or just any barty ship

bartylus headcanons:

started off as a fwb thing. regulus wanted to explore his sexual identity with someone he trusted and barty... barty is a horndog okay?

i really like the idea of one sided bartylus but i can never decide on whose part the infatuation is.

if it were regulus he would love in silence. he wouldn't say anything because he'd want to protect their friendship and the situation would end as quietly as it started. he didn't want to lose someone he loved so dearly for something as mediocre and fleeting as an emotion. he could end up dying alone but if barty was happy than so was he. regulus would die for barty

if it were barty he would love with rage and passion. he'd do anything for regulus to notice him, and maybe regulus did but it seemed he'd never acknowledged it. he loved potter more anyway, right? he'd make sure he was the one who would be there for regulus and he didn't care how much it affected any of regulus's other relationships, he needed regulus to know that he was the only one who could love him the way that he did. regulus could try and distance himself all that he wanted but barty would always find a way to see him just one last time. barty would kill for regulus

rosekiller headcanons:

bonded over their desire to murder their parents. while regulus was an apologist and tried not to badmouth his parents (this was when he was still too young to recognise the abuse for what it was) barty and evan found comfort in the knowledge that they weren't the only children in the world who had a shitty life.

barty learned resilience from evan and evan learned patience from barty

i believe your best traits are ones shared in bonding with people who help you love yourself, and they helped each other realise that loving yourself, and other people, is possible (even if its in their own fucked up, non-conservative way)

their romance was gradual and took years for them to come to terms with. the problem with being born into conservative families is that you find it difficult to realise the feelings that you have are not evil.

barty was the first person (that wasn't pandora) to tell evan that he was proud of him for his achievements

evan was the first person to tell barty that he was loved since his mother had passed.

they fought for each other.

bartylily:

an unassuming relationship borne out of boredom and shared knowledge of medieval diseases.

they dated briefly, less than 3 months but they were the It Couple.

lily showed off her hot boyfriend at every chance that she got just to rub it in james's face that she COULD and WOULD date WHOEVER she wanted WHENEVER she wanted. barty was just basking in the attention and reveling in the hot and angry stares from sirius and james. especially james. because james is hot. no. he's not. he's a stinky gryffindor (lily is the only non-stinky gryffindor)

they were fifteen and incredibly stupid

do i hear pregnancy scare?????

no real romance. just for shits and giggles

pulled the most insane pranks and the marauders got jealous real quickly.

broke up via fake argument through howlers sent over the span of 2 weeks because they were bored.

remained good friends, surprising everyone.

deathstar/bitchkiller whatever you wanna call it:

midnight hookup after a gryffindor party where everyone got sloshed out of their minds. really not much to say here but the gossip

oh the

TEA

for weeks after that. they definitely fake dated for at least a week or three 👀 for the gossip okay??? those two love being in the limelight.

sexy estranged washout x sexy estranged washout ???? the TEA

sunkiller:

some more hookups????

my sideysenses are tingling and they're telling me they hatefucked at least seven times

they could never last in a relationship, let's be so fr. they're too alike

they're too different

they're too sexy for each other

oh and they both like regulus

they hatefucked because they both liked regulus

other than that, chill vibes ig. they did zaza together maybe twice. they apologised profusely then.

that's about it. like and subscribe for me i mean more.

[spirit-doll]

xs why. I like this number

[yourstrulyjasmine]

[suiana]

hi guys i know i said anyone can access my blog but i changed it a little so that only 15 and up are allowed on here. i am so sorry for this but i really don't want any young children to read the things i post (especially my nsfw ones) your minds are still developing so it would be best to not interact with this type of content, it can really mess up your development.

i know im still developing too but like you guys r SO YOUNG, go play with legos or smth 😭😭

I can't stop u if you don't want to listen but if you guys get trauma or develop weirdly in the future that's on you all. this is my final and only warning to you all.

i apologize terribly for this inconvenience 😓😓

[agirlwithglam]

Tysm to all my Pookies!!! 💋🥰😘

[aphrxditing]

I don’t think you realize how gorgeous you are, when you walk in a room people are intimidated by your beauty.

[itsks]

If I don’t post music I’ll post sum covers

Me siting in my room sad asf

Don’t know what song ima use for this yet

[kawaiibarty]

LUCIEN

† lucien — i'll assign you a fucked up book i read/have heard about

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO GIVE YOU. it's the book i wanted to assign @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can but i decided that was too dastardly and depraved for a minor and irresponsible on my behalf because i mean...i stopped reading for three months after that because i couldn't stomach it. and i was like 15 anyway

the book im assigning you is histoire de l'œil by georges batailles. it's extremely graphic pornography. content warnings come by the bucketful and i kid you not, i once read a review that stated the book was like "a piss soaked fever dream." THAT'S VERBATIM.

tells the tale of two teenagers who begin an energetic exploration of non-normative and fetishistic sex practices, particularly dwelling on eyes, eggs, and urine

if i remember correctly there was also the exploitation of a mentally unwell girl. i may be mistaking it for another one of batailles' works. there's so much to unpack here. it's way beyond nsfw. it needs its own category of fetish content.

nsfauyasf. not safe for anyone unless you're a super freak.

to anyone who wants to read it/check it out i am warning you that it is very, extremely disgusting and you shouldn't read it. if you are under 17 i implore you to NOT read it. if you choose to do so that's at your own expense.

there's a reason why it's a banned book. and why many of his other books are banned.

[ojbrush]

222..? like...

2econd 2ight 2eer?? by will wood?

[yourstrulyjasmine]

[afteraftercare]

been seeing 222 a lot recently, universe what r u tryna tell me babes

[felixs-voice-makes-me-wanna]

[shiningnightstars]

god i love them so much. theyre just so. charming? they just have this CHARM about them. theyre a goofy, silly little guy with a heart of gold and this cute little smile and face they make when they get flustered, and they have this way that they laugh thats just. so adorable. and they have beautiful hazel-brown eyes with such determination and admiration. theyre so strong, theyve gotten through so much in their life. they are so sweet and i love them so much. i could just sit next to them forever. they have nice cool hands that feel nice in my consistently hot and sweaty hands, and they love getting into my hyperfixations. they listen to me and everything i say, and when im feeling down they know exactly how to help me. they are so amazing, im so happy to have found them. they just have such a charm that only they could possess. they care about me more than any other person ever has, and i care about them just the same. whenever we are standing side by side, it feels weird to not have their hand in mine. whenever we sit next to each other, it feels weird to not have my head on their shoulder, looking at whatever they happen to be doing in that moment if theyre cool with it. they make this little noise whenever i lay my head on their shoulder, and its the cutest thing ever. i want to make them happy forever, i want to protect them from whoever or whatever tries to hurt them, i want to see them safe and okay. i want to go through everything for them. if they get married to their girlfriends one day (if polyamory gets legalized) i would absolutely try to attend their wedding and be their best man. i dont think i want to get married to them, i just want to stay in this loving relationship forever. i love them so much and i dont want to let them go.

i love you, mallow, my beloved queer-platonic partner <3

[shy-little-gigglee-bun]

Aw, is poor little bun in a tickly wickly wittle wee mood? :P

Does the little bun want some tickle tickle tickles? Aaaalll over your beautiful tummy, sooo soft and sooo tickly!

Just imagine fingers dancing all over that precious tummy of yours and then oops! One slipped! One fell right into your bellybutton! Oh no! Uh on! It’s stuck! guess I’ll have to wiggle it out, huh? Ehehehe! Awww, your giggle is so cute wiggle bug! Your giggle is so cute, giggle bug!

Tickle, tiiiickle~!

*screms*

My tummy AND my giggles both being called cute?! that's a lie Jade

aaaaa the baby talk and being called "giggle bug" is just killing me too >.<

[faulty-rob]

Bro that’s crazy :O

[askmajiinsonic]

((Holy shit this is awesome))