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If there's anything I've felt about ace attorney since playing through the original trilogy, it's how cheated I've felt about the fandom interpretation of it. Y'all were so caught up with your gay boys and your Miles Edgeworths I didn't realize how much of this game was about WOMEN. THE CORE OF ACE ATTORNEY IS IN ITS FEMALE CHARACTERS. From Mia jumpstarting Phoenix and guiding him throughout the whole trilogy even after her death, her presence being the primary connecter of Phoenix and Maya, Maya and Godot, heck even Dahlia and Iris and the whole lot of them. From Franziska's earnest faith and consolation of Miles Edgeworth, even begrudgingly, pulling him out the trauma of his childhood with the face to face confrontation of a bullet wound in the same spot as the man who killed his father. Lana and Ema dragging Phoenix back into the thing he does best. Lana and Ema who's tragic story lies in a pair of sisters ruined by the heinous law system and their unconditional love for each other. Dahlia and Iris with a different version of sisterly tragedy, struggling through generational trauma in separate settings and support systems. The matter of the Fey tradition looming over the entire narrative and all the legal and social terror that comes with it. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ACE ATTORNEY WOMEN.
#ace attorney#wheat rambles#hai i just realized tumblr user musashi reblogged this#i wrote this post after watching your franziska video essay ty for opening my eyes to franzi's whip stim toy#on a different note idk if I'll ever play the aj triology but if i do it for athena#cause idk what her schtick is and i dont trust fandom enough to tell me#this is a mia fey stan account#i love my wife she haunts the narrative
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I'm still learning the characters rn so this might not be accurate but please tell me its at least funny
#i saw that post that was like 'if you were my husband I'd poison your coffee' and 'if you were my wife id drink it' and got inspired#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#twisted wonderland#twst#rookvil#vilrook#idk what is more common a ship name for them and this isn't technically ship art but......... still#no one ask me to draw vil again I did not do him justice at all ghhhh#u can tell im tired and just needed to get this idea out as soon as physically possible before it haunted me lol#I FIXED the height difference bc I was embarrassed#i really thought Rook was taller until 2 seconds after posting and im ashamed#fanart
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#trigun#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun stampede#trigun stargaze#wanted to try more textured brushes :) happy to say it's actually fun and healthy for the body and mind. damn !#also negative space you're my wife#haunted by that one scene in the handmaiden where she gently strokes her elbow.... yeah vash you're not subtle here. poor thing
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Never trust therapists to help you but always trust 2015 Christmas special “The Husbands Of River Song” to help you solve all your problems
#yes river song will come out of the screen and give u a forehead kiss#I wrote this after having a horrible therapy session sorry#not sorry tho im saying the truth#im speaking facts#THORS saved my life#live love laugh twelve and river#my wife and my husband and my husband and my wife#if u hate THORS I’m coming to haunt u#doctor who#dr who#dw#the doctor#river song#twelveriver#twelfth doctor#12th doctor#the husbands of river song#THORS#doctorriver
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Legacy. You think about it?
And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. Genesis 2:21-23~
"Wait, so what was the best one?"
"Best what? "
"Best meal you ever had."
"Yeah, it was, it was Carmy's."
"I knew it. I knew it, yeah."
"Sydney: Hmm. He is really, really... really good."
"High praise."
"Yeah, but he's still a little bitch."
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Inspired by my add-on to @espumado's thread here on the supernatural and mythological references in The Bear. @thoughtfulchaos773 @glitterslag @moodyeucalyptus @vacationship @ambeauty @lecham1644 @tinfishlove @whenmemorydies @brokenwinebox @glitterslag @tvfantic87 @augustmonsooning @devisrina @imliterallyjustablackgirl @angelica4equity @outmakingmoonshine @blackjack-15
#the bear#the bear fx#the bear hulu#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#carmy x syd#sydney x carmy#syd x carmy#the bear season 3#the bear season 3 spoilers#paupiette of hamachi with blood orange#the bear meta#the bear edit#the bear is a love story#the bear is a deconstructed pastoral comedy#the bear is a haunted house#the bear spoilers#Youtube#also is that a potato chip garnish? syd garnishing nat's omelette with potato chips.....oh god somebody hold me.#the bear is a ghost story#the bear is a husband and wife power struggle comedy#carmy is adam#eve is sydney#and lilith is claire#the magic trick#my webweaving#the bear webweaving#Spotify
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whenever ame grins like this i have to prepare myself mentally. she's genki she's a funny funny funny girl. energy beams directed towards you and me and the viewers. ameame!!!
#kill ame#i put a fang to convey it more really its.#hhdiu99009/99$$&&@@@@-@@@///::!!!@.??#the super wide smile. the wink. the ✌️ peace sign. ilove my genki wife#i can just hear his HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!#or hes haunting me.#ive been plagued by a cute tomboy who is really evil for the past !????????months
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#disasterpiece.png#true detective#s1 e5#s1 e6#the secret fate of all life#haunted houses#rust cohle#wife tag#world's most princess girl of all time. 2002 rust is like a wife to me#do not come at me talking about her hair by the way it's perfect. it's ugly. it gets mussed after she fucks. it's castration metaphor.#it's rust getting cut down to size so he can fit into something adjacent to normalcy. it's rust having his edges softened so he can be in a#(most likely loveless) relationship. it's him wanting to say no... being forced to say yes... if her life was the leather tanning process#this would be the bating or pickling. that haircut is so painfully average. my sweet princess. something about her is so sun-dried.#there is an animal trying to get OUT. all this over some hair. but still. i am right.#it's like when dogs are sheared in certain places to have surgery done on them#i wonder what they took out of her
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Killer Queen
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I refuse the statement that Constance has to be outwardly spooky in order to be ‘sinister enough’ for the Haunted Mansion. No. No, no. She’s a very pretty, charming, elegant woman. She caught the eye of five rich men with barely any effort at all. She’s not going to pull an axe on them the first night. She held them down until marriage.
Pretty girls can be killer queens.
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The cast member playing her at the HM premiere is EVERYTHING. She has me in a chokehold and is a perfect Constance 🥰🪓 I’d give her my head any day of the week.
#constance hatchaway#my queen#my wife#the haunted mansion#disneyland#disney world#black widow bride#disney#digital art#concept art#fanart#character art#illustration#character design#art#blorbo#tw blood#haunted mansion#artists on tumblr
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Thirsty bitch (me)
#digital art#haunting ground#capcom#daniella haunting ground#demento#horror games#fanart#lesbian#I can fix her#cannibalism?#lol#clean girl#my wife#Preach me teach me move me shoot me cage me rape me waste me butcher me#gone crazy#don't ask me anything
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Had a dream where I read a fanfic (but it was more like watching a show) where Jon and Martin ended up in a peaceful pocket dimension where they have a choice to live out their lives there or exit through a door that takes them to their final destination which is the main world where all the Fears went. Martin wants to go through the door because he thinks they're obligated to at least soften the blow by keeping the entities at bay while Jon vehemently refuses because for once they're living in peace. Jon wins out and the rest were just them having a domestic life until Martin gets sick with the same sickness his mother had and dies early (the whole scene suspiciously resembles that opening scene from UP) and Jon finding out a little too late that it was The Lonely's absence that caused it and that Martin knew and never told Jon because he knew that would force him to finally enter through the Door just for his sake. So Jon, now an old man, decides it's time for him to fulfill his end of the deal and finish his journey through the dimensions and the last scene was him disappearing behind the door.
There was also B-side of the dream where I moved into a shared flat and there was a face-sucking demon. Otherwise everything was normal.
#tma fanfic#sorta#thank my brain for producing fan content for me#the more i think about it I'm liking the idea#Jon being given the gift of living a happy normal life#but with the guilt that it came with the cost of Martin's short life#and honoring him by finally facing his fears once again to hopefully save a new world#even if it's pointless#also like the idea of a time travel au with old man Jon meeting the archival staff#throw in some old!Jon imagining his Martin talking to him and giving him advise ala that dad with his wife in Haunting of Hill House
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#nhl#nhl memes#hockey blogging#hockey textposts#text post meme#brandon tanev#he’s insane#quinn hughes#always something#jamie drysdale#bbygrl#matthew tkachuk#he’s feral#thomas bordeleau#🤤#trevor zegras#dumbass i swear#dylan cozens#i wanna fuck him so bad#ryan graves#my haunted vampire wife#kris letang#he’s also insane#simon benoit#so unbelievably cunty
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Cooper and Barb!!!!!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love a tragic doomed romance, we know from the beginning that she divorced him because the dad at the party mentioned alimony for why he’s performing at kid’s birthday parties
and then we ACTUALLY meet her their interactions are so sweet but also there’s a sense of foreboding because she of the look she makes when presenting the idea of him being the face of vault-tec and
gaaaaaaaaaah
I believe that she wanted to do what was best for her family, so much so that she was willing to end the world if it meant getting into a good vault
I don’t think Barb is an evil person. I think she was a scared person. It seemed like the end of the world was right at their doorstep, she already experienced first hand the worry of someone she loves going off to fight in the sino-american war.
then she got into a company that was offering a solution and it seemed like a wonderful thing she could invest in. So she rose through the ranks to secure a future for her family in a time when the future was so ambiguous and terrifying.
by the time Vault-Tec was in full swing she was in a high position, she drank the cool aid and her main focus was on protecting her family, no matter what.
I think in a desperate effort to protect her family from annihilation, she became the very driving force that destroyed the world.
there’s so much beauty in that, burning the world for the people you love.
anyway that’s me ranting about Barb because we love a gaslight girlboss <3
#fallout tv series#cooper howard#the ghoul#barb howard#give me that pain#I want Barb and The Ghoul to have a lovers to enemies situation#I want there to be complicated feelings#I want that hardened wrinkly ass exterior he keeps to tightly wrapped around what’s left of his humanity to be peeled away#the moment he lays eyes on her#I don’t think cooper howard stopped loving barb when he found out what she was doing#I think he mourned who she was and loathed who she had become#But there’s always that longing for the past that he shows in Fallout#and I think the memories of who barb WAS will make whatever will become of them in future seasons (fingers crossed) so many shades of gray#I want there to be blood and tears#and I want him to be completely destroyed by the end#AAAAAAAAAAAARGH#*shredding these two with my teeth; spitting and drooling*#Jahshdgsgsgsg#Give me ghoul pain#Let his past haunt him#And give me more of his (ex) wife#She’s hot
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just girly things: reading batman: dark victory and feeling nauseous every time harvey dent gets mentioned 🌸🥰💕
#i know he’s IN the narrative but he’s still haunting the narrative and i can’t handle it#he’s dethroned riddler as my fave rogue i fear#every time he gets brought up it’s like a knife to the heart#when jim says he misses him….#OUGH#when batman is being super despondent and more distant than usual bc he feels guilty for losing him :(#chasing him in the sewers and saying ‘I LOST YOU’ OUGHHH#when he says he almost trusted him with his secrets and that maybe trusting him would have saved him#every time he calls him a friend……#i literally can’t do this anymore it’s over for me i fear#dc#dc comics#batman#batman: dark victory#harvey dent#two-face#i had to stop watching the long halloween film bc i kinda hated how they characterised harvey and gilda but like#i really want to edit them + bruce and jim help#also i know TLH and DV aren’t the most accurate versions of harvey and his wife#but i’m enjoying them so far#the movie was killing me tho idk if i can make it through both parts lmaooo#the next The Batman needs a good version of harvey dent pleaseee i beg#idk if i have faith in them seeing how much they changed riddler tho :(#fantastic movie but questionable rogues characterisation#also i keep trying to watch the two-part BTAS episode about harvey dent#but every time i turn it on it just makes me sad LMAOOO
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Is this what Happiness is?
- hey so I haven't seen an interpretation of the bar scenes in Half that I fully agree with, so I wanted to throw my own two cents out there into the void and pray that it makes sense !!!
so, in the bar scenes in Half we see what I interpret as a hangout with old friends (or, hangout with old friend + his wife.) These scenes used to be the biggest piece of evidence for the cheater theory, but now that that's been debunked by the man himself, I have a new way of looking at them
~ before I go any further, I just wanted to say that I'll be calling the brown-haired woman whiskey for simplicity's sake
In this scene, Kazui turns to look at Whiskey, saying the lyrics:
"laughing together, side by side, this distance in our relationship is misleading me, is this what happiness is?"
With my guess (cuz that's really what it is there's no evidence for it) that Whiskey is the Bartender's wife i think this scene is Kazui being conflicted with what he's been told is true, that marrying Hinako is "true love", versus what he feels is true, that marrying Hinako has brought distance into their relationship.
He looks at Whiskey, a woman happily married, and wonders why his relationship with Hinako isn't like that.
~ shout out to @prisoner-000 for the following screenshot
in this post he points out that Hinako and Kazui's rings are silver in Cat, not gold like they were in Half, yet Bartender's ring colour stays the same.
For the sake of this writing I'm going to go with the first meaning they put out, that Bartender's ring is gold because his marriage is genuine.
But wait!! I hear you ask. This is Half and Kazui's ring is still gold in Half!! EXACTLY MY FRIEND!!
Kazui's ring IS still gold in Half because at the time of these scenes he's still fooling himself that this relationship is good, that he will eventually garner real romantic feelings for Hianko.
"laughing together, side by side, this distance in our relationship is misleading me, is this what happiness is?"
Remember this lyric that plays during the Whiskey -> Hinako scene. You know what other scene in Half this lyric reminds me of?
laughing together, side by side,
this distance in our relationship is misleading me,
is this what happiness is?
He's beginning to doubt if what he believes is true, he's beginning to believe the feelings telling him something's wrong (and remember, the scene right after this one is when he confesses (?) his secret to Hinako) ARE infact true, and that maybe the logic he's been following for so long has a couple holes in it.
I think these scenes are meant to show Kazui gradually realising that his relationship with Hinako will not work out. It just won't, no matter how hard he tries.
He's able to laugh together and talk with Whiskey because she's his friend, yet he can't do the same with his own wife? Even though, according to his gold ring, their relationship is supposed to be real and true and genuine?
#thats not even getting into the gay theory implications btw#bar kazui staring at audience kazui with the lyrics “all these memories and you / only if i could erase them”#because his crush on his friend literally haunts him and his relationship with hinako (the green apple)#confessing his love to his friend “just so its out in the open” because he so desperately needs to get it off his chest#most likely having his feelings not reciprocated as his friend his married and staring at his wife#who then transitions into hinako / wondering why he does not feel the same happiness with her than he does at the bar#because he's lying to himself and he's lying to her#he *knows* that their relationship is not happiness and yet he hides in denial#because it's not like he will be able to find his happiness anyway as his friend is already taken#sorry#this doesnt rlly make sense and i'm aware of that i wish i could beam what im trying to get at into ur head#unfortunately its nearly 11pm and when i was brainstorming this idea i had a nap and NEVER WROTE MY THOUGHTS DOWN (biggest mistake ever)#someone with a bigger vocabulary pls come and pick this up and explain it better thank youuuy#anyway just hope you get what im trying to say#thats all#sorry for the ramble in tha tags but also this is my house so#milgram#kazui mukuhara#hinako mukuhara#milgram theory#ig i never know what to title these
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