#my hair is fried ngl

[fairyhaos]

HE LOOKS LIKE THE EMBODIMENT OF EXTRAVAGANCE PLS HE'S????? GORGEOUS????

[othercrossee]

Did i posted this here...

[dinogoofymutated]

Hi!! I LOVE your Remy hcs! They were so sweet and in character 😊 I'm on my period and ya girl is suffering and I keep thinking that Remy would be the sweetest AND totally amazing in the fried food department 👀 Any hcs? Totally chill if nah

xx

Gambit/AFAB!reader!- Period HCS YES!!! just yes. absolutlely. I want to taste this man's cooking so bad but I am ridiculously sensitive to spice and would probably die.

I have a similar req for Nightcrawler as well so keep an eye out for that one too ;) Sorry that this is a little short!

TWS: Menstrual cycles. Cramps. Menstrual cravings. Damn I'm hungry rn ngl. Can be read as GN as no pronouns are mentioned.

If cooking Isn't one of Remy's love languages I'm calling bull!!

I mean, who else would go out of their way to cook beignets for breakfast? I mean, sure, he could have made the dough beforehand but seriously that shit takes time.

I 100% believe he would go out of his way to make you anything you were craving on your period. Fried chicken? Done. Beignets? Obviously. Done! Hell, you want stuffed french toast but every time you try to make it you fail miserably? Don't worryyy! He's got you.

Although, that doesn't mean he does it for free!! He asks for payment via smooches and love. He tends to stray away from period sex until he knows you're comfortable with it, and if you are comfortable with it he's always there to offer his assistance if you need an all natural pain killer ;)

Mother nature fucking sucked. It wasn't enough that you had to deal with blood leaking out of you every month, but debilitating cramps on top of that? Straight bullshit!

You've been cocooned under your blankets all morning, curled up into a fetal position as you delt with the intense cramps. You've already taken the last of the painkillers you kept in your bedside table, and unfortunate for you, they were not working. You know you've certainly missed breakfast by now, but you just hurt too much to get up. You're face down on your pillow when there's a quick knock at your door before it opens.

"Good morning, Chère~" Remy sings. You cant really respond to him other than giving him a tired hum. You hear the door shut behind him before the sound of him placing a plate on your bedside table.

" 'Figured you weren't feeling well when you weren't at the table, so I've brought you the Gambit special." He jokes. You feel the bed shift with his weight as his sits next to you, running his hand up and down your back soothingly.

"Thanks Rem." You mumble. If only you could bring yourself to sit up. You can smell the sweet scent of the beignets he had brought you, and it makes your stomach growl loudly. You wince as another wave of pain hits you coincidentally, and you're absolutely sure your body was planning to kill you.

" S' pretty bad, huh?" Remy asks, a comforting hand brushing the hair out of your face. You nod.

"Alright, c'mere." You don't have a chance to refuse as Remy is sitting you up, making space so he can sit against your headboard. You're blearily blinking your eyes open as he drags you into his lap, propping you up against his chest. You send him a groggy, questioning look, but he only responds with catching you in a chaste kiss.

"What? You didn't think I was gonna let my favorite person suffer alone, did you?" He asks, sending you a smile that you can't help but return. Remy feeds you your breakfast like that, keeping you snug and safe between his arms as he gives you plenty of kisses and rubs your lower stomach through each wave of pain. Those painkiller never did kick in, but at least you had someone sweet to distract you for a while.

[sanska]

“My hair is Holy,

I grow it for the god.”

- Bacchae, Euripedes

Hair in the Bacchae is like a really minor thing but I was plagued by this vision the whole afternoon!! I need to banish these scenes from my head and work on my actual research subjects or I’ll go insane fr

Early on in the play Penthus roughly grabs Dionysus’ hair and cuts it, and later he is given a long wig and has a loose lock of hair gently fixed by Dionysus when he dresses up as a maenad. Isn’t that something? Violence juxtaposed against tenderness and how Pentheus slowly forgets his self clothed like a follower of the very god he opposes. I coloured the ends of the wig purple because making the wig from the hair Pentheus cut is hilarious and probably something Dionysus would do ngl

Anyway I can already tell the proportions/hands/quality is fried but idc I needed to draw this and yell at the void a little, y’all can enjoy it too I guess <3

[eggluverz]

THE GENERAL NEEDS A BREAK… AND A MOONCAKE

PAIRING. jing yuan x gn!reader

SUMMARY. the general is drowning in work, and the mid-autumn festival is the perfect excuse to take a break.

SOF'S NOTE. i know it's late but i wanted to get this out still hehe hope you still enjoy the moon festival cuteness even though i missed it xD i've been in a jing yuan mood lately ngl i just wanna cuddle and have a lazy day with him :> pls enjoy!!

You knew autumn was in the air as you walked down the streets of the Exalting Sanctum with a bag of fried songlotus roots from a nearby vendor. The trees carefully scattered throughout the streets were now vibrant shades of orange and yellow; you could feel the crisp wind blowing around you. 

And while you were able to enjoy your time outside work, visiting the bustling Mid-Autumn Fesitval in Aurum Alley, you knew the general was not. 

In fact, you hadn’t seen your partner in days now because of how busy he has been lately. You weren’t even sure if he managed to escape work within the past week. 

With a sigh, you sadly munched on another songlotus root. That simply wouldn’t do. 

You understood Jing Yuan was busy trying to keep the Preceptors out of his hair while dealing with the threat of the Stellaron on the Xianzhou. And while you knew how important it was, you also knew Jing Yuan could delegate some of his tasks. He could free up just a bit of time to enjoy the festival before it came to an end for the year. 

As you approached the Seat of Divine Foresight, you were determined to accomplish just that— Get the general to come along and explore Aurum Alley with you. 

“How are you doing, General?” you drawled, walking over to his desk and peeking behind his stacks of papers. 

He blinked blearily before a small smile formed on his face at the sight of you. “Why, I’m having the time of my life. And you?” 

You went around to his seat and gave him a brief kiss in greeting. Your hand cupped his cheek as you smoothed the dark circles under his eyes. Jing Yuan sighed and leaned into you touch.

“I’m doing well,” you said. “Would be better if you could attend the festival with me.”

He chuckled at that. 

“I know you must be having so much fun working, but I promise I can make your Mid-Autumn Festival experience even better than this,” you sang, plucking the pen from his hands and placing it flat on his desk. 

“You certainly drive a tempting offer.”

“Then accept.” 

“Perhaps I will.”

You cheered as he laughed, setting his papers aside and standing up follow you out. Like the gentleman he was, Jing Yuan extended his hand out for you to hold. You accepted graciously and the two of you walked hand-in-hand out of his office and to Aurum Alley.

It was a long walk, but time always felt short with Jing Yuan. Minutes passed by too quickly and you found yourself always wanting to spend more time with him. 

Night had come by the time you arrived in Aurum Alley, and you had just made it in time to see the lanterns lighting up the sky. The warm, twinkling lights of the lanterns lit up the dark night, planting a seed of awe in you as you watched the festivities happily. You felt a stare pointed in your direction and you knew it was Jing Yuan looking at you in admiration.

You turned back to him and tapped his chin upwards. “You should be ogling at the lanterns, not me!” 

“Can a man not do both?” 

With a giggle, you rested your head against his chest. He was warm and inviting, and you were glad he could escape his life as the general for just a little bit to enjoy this scenery with you.

“Have you tried Tall Auntie’s mooncakes this year?” you asked, feeling your stomach grumble as you took in the delicious scents around you. “I swear, it tastes even better than before!” 

“I have not.” Jing Yuan shook his head, tucking your hand back into the safety of his own. “Shall we go?”

You nodded and skipped along, excited to have another one of her mooncakes. While mooncakes could be found everywhere, in all parts of the galaxy, Tall Auntie added the Luofu touch. The filling had a mixture of red bean paste and custard made from puffergoat milk— You almost drooled at the thought. 

Noticing the dreamy look on your face, Jing Yuan laughed. He wiped the corner of your lip, eyes bright with amusement. “You have something here.” 

So, perhaps you did drool at the thought. 

Smiling sheepishly, you wiped at your mouth. “I suppose I’m craving it now. You’ll love it too, trust me.”

“I’m certain I will.” 

As the two of your approached Tall Auntie’s food stall, you ordered two specialty mooncakes and found a secluded area to munch on them. There was a bench surrounded by trees and buildings, with a view of the lanterns growing smaller and smaller in the sky, and you thought it was a perfect place to enjoy your snack. 

“What do you think?” you said, eagerly watching him take the first bite. 

Jing Yuan closed his eyes in contentment, leaning back against the wall. For a moment, he said nothing. He simply chewed, savoring each flavor as it hit his tongue. When he swallowed, he opened his eyes and nodded at you. “Delicious.”

You beamed and he ruffled the top of your head. 

“It’s just what I needed after a long week of work.” 

“You deserve it,” you said, leaning your head on his shoulder. “Even the hardworking general deserves a break.” You took a bite of your pastry and hummed in contentment. “And a mooncake.” 

Jing Yuan nodded in agreement, shutting his eyes and allowing his heavy body to relax into your touch. “Thank you for bringing me here.”

“Anytime. And after, we’re going straight home and sleeping in bed.”

His eyes opened at that, a teasing crinkle on his nose. “I propose we partake in some other activities in bed before we sleep tonight.” 

You laughed at his boldness, glancing around to make sure no one else heard. “Jing Yuan!” 

“My love,” he replied. 

The warmth in your heart grew as you snuggled against him once more. “Okay, but only if you get me another mooncake first.”

“You have a deal.” 

[luffyvace]

Inosuke x black male reader

The last one from the poll!! Yippie!!

I love inosuke he’s so cool 😎

your hair is….very foreign to inosuke

this is Japan so when he sees you in general he’s very confused??

and confused=confrontational (like with giyuu)

so at first there’s a chance y’all beefed (it may have been one-sided)

but to talk specifically about your hair he probably pulls and inspects it a lot

or at least tries I know you don’t let that slide

he’d ask overly blunt questions like

“what happened to your hair, is it fried?!”

your skin is also new to him

the things he be saying is atrocious but he’s genuinely curious

mans also has no social cues

which makes him come off as rude

and even if he did have social cues he’d ignore them, cuz he doesn’t care 🤷‍♀️

to sum it all up, don’t take it personally

he be munching down on your cooking tho!

so at least that 🤦‍♀️

he always asks for so much / extras

he likes spicy too

He steals tanjiro and zenitsu’s food whenever you cook

When you use AAVE he doesn’t get it

and never will

you never even bothered to teach him

he doesn’t seem like the type of guy who would get it

if you wanna say something and don’t want him to know just teach tanjiro and zenitsu AAVE

zenitsu will get it before tanjiro does-

”WHAT?? WHADDYA SAYIN?? STOP SPEAKING FUNNY!!”

”THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE IDIOT!!”

him calling you a idiot is irony I know 😂 /j

your culture/dances also don’t make sense to him..😞🙁

he might get the culture a little bit more than the dances

i mean it’s just dancing but he’ll be wondering why you have to do it a certain way

and as far as culture he’ll be like

”whaddya doin all this stuff for?! ITS POINTLESS!! lets go train instead!”

Tanjiro will get it tho!

he’ll explain his dad used to do a fire dance to ward the demons off

”is it something like that?”

close enough..🧍‍♀️

your bonnet/durag is very strange to him

He doesn’t get why you need something on your head to sleep

You explain to him that it’s to keep your pillow from soaking the oil in your hair and to keep your hairstyles neat

speaking of which when you braid your hair or if you have locs he thinks it’s very cool!

(that’s like the most positive thing I’ve wrote so far..)

Only problem is…..he wants you to do his hair like yours..

”but inosuke, your hair’s gonna fall out! And you can’t loc straight hair!”

He doesn’t wanna hear it..

he gets loud/starts yelling and you have to calm him down

your features are something he notices right off the bat but at the same time it goes right over his head

like he sees you may have a big nose/big lips but he doesn’t really pay much attention to it

like he doesn’t even think ‘everyone is different!’ so why would he pay attention to everyone’s individual features?

he’s looking for if your strong or not if anything 🤷‍♀️

im just gonna put a collage of his questions here cuz I can

”WHY CANT YOU DO MY HAIR LIKE YOURS?!”

”HOW’S YOUR HAIR SO BIG!?”

”HOW COME YOUR HAIR GOES BOING AND MINE DOESNT?!”

”what’s that black thing on your head?” (Durag)

”WHADDYA MEAN MY HAIRS’ GONNA FALL OUT?! YOURS DIDNT!!”

”is your hair a defense technique?? What does it do?”

“how’d you get your hair like that?”

”WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT??”

”I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!! SPEAK NORMAL!!”

”does your whole village look like that?? SHOW ME!”

his bluntness be getting outta hand ngl

You being a male doesn’t NOT affect inosuke whatsoever

he realized he wanted to be with you, and his mind, you were already his

(he didn’t actually ask you out 🤦‍♀️)

and yeah I pretty much have nothing else to say bc inosuke don’t care.

he’s him like that 🤷‍♀️

Inosuke’s love languages are quality time and gift giving

quality time = training

training = beating

not because he wants to beat you

but just because he doesn’t hold back at all

i hope your stronger than him

cuz if your weak……..😃

with gift giving he’ll remember the things you say you like but……it’ll just end up going..wrong..

for example! You say you need a new durag because it has a hole?

well! The great inosuke has taken the liberty to make you a new one!

like it? 😁

(oh gosh…..you don’t. What is this even made out of??)

”gee thanks..! Inosuke..”😟

”HHAHAHAHAHAH YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL!! THE GOD OF MOUNTAINS HIMSELF MADE YOU A NEW DURAT!”😼

(yes durat 😋..he doesn’t remember the name)

zenitsu and tanjiro support you two

zenitsu was already aware of non het couples

he doesn’t see the attraction but it’s none of his business to him really

tanjiro is 100% supportive and doesn’t see it any different from a hetero couple

kind confused?? But he’s supportive :)

also commends you for taking on the rambunctious inosuke 😅

inosuke doesn’t care what anyone else has to say about your relationship

Now if they’re passive aggressive he won’t get it-

but if they directly insult either of you—your gonna have to stop him from beating them up 😜

(or join him! 😊)

all in all….your relationship is very chaotic!

you love him regardless <3

Lol inosuke so silly

Hope you enjoyed💝

[creepzkilla]

Do you have any dark Jeff the Killer headcanons? I'm going through Jeff brainrot right now

೫˚∗:↳˳⸙;; ❝ GENERAL J.T.K HC’Sᵕ̈ ೫˚∗

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tw.warning—-hard drug mentions, self harm, knife mention, blood mention

A/N. i hope this suffices! for general HC’s i don’t typically do a bonus drabble, but if u guys want a bonus drabble lmk!

He does hard drugs. He does coke on regular ngl. Hes a fucking feind for them. Every drug in the book. , benzos, adderall,, morphine, MDMA, heroin, you name it, he's done it. He particularly steals medicinal drugs from Ej, since you know, he's a "doctor". and he has a cocaine nail… #coke addict!

Sorry, Jeff-Girlies, but his face is fucked up. Like 3rd degree burns on. like freddy kruger or Deadpool. The left side of his face is particularly fucked up, with deep burns that burned tissue...Almost like a leather material. on his right side its kinda normal with a few burns here and there. but the right side of his face is mostly preserved, and my he is pretty good looking on that side.

He orders prostitutes-- then kills them after they're finished. he usually stays at dingy hotels with mold growing everywhere and barely anyone there. he brings the woman back to his room and then kills her after he finishes--only after he finishes, not her. usually dumps her body in the bathtub, leaving them to rot until the next person finds em.

Jeff always has eye drops on him since his eyelashes were burnt off. his eyes always get really dry and he has to constantly use eye drops. like he could chase a target and he then suddenly his eys get really dry. this mf will stop chasing them and stop and put his eye drops in before tracking them down.

He really likes dragging the knife across his skin, watching it draw blood, only for it to heal. he really likes experimenting to see how far he can go to see if he will heal. burned alive, drowned, suffocation, decapitated, knifed, bullet to the heart-- he's done it all, and he's healed every time.

His hair is really matted and patchy. Its not soft or anything it is really fucking dead and fried. his hair is practically all dead ends….on the side of his burns he practically has no hair on that side since it was burned off… on the side where his face is practically intact, his hair is full, but extremely fried.

He’s a sick fuck. He always executes the targets in the most fucked up tormented ways he can think of. He also loves the chase. Jeff will putrposely act like they got away, for only to appear right behind them and end them. He loves to get creative with the deaths too. Experimenting !

His favourite way of execution is letting them bleed out. specifically cutting there mouths so it’s into a smile like him, except it cuts into there cheek bones, breaking the skin completely. And cutting of their eyelids! now they are just like him!!! so beautiful!

insanity level: 8-9/10

[ladylooch]

Nico going down on the reader for the first time maybe after learning no other partner has and she’s worried he won’t like it?

A/N: I need you babes to hear me when I say this. 👏 If a man lets you suck his dick, but won't reciprocate, tell him he is not for you. 👏 Say “B says real men eat pussy. Bye.”

This one is pretty whoreish of me. NGL, Nico Hischier has ruined me. So, you’re welcome 🤭

The taste of Nico’s cock coats your mouth.

Your tongue laps at the bead of pre-cum oozing out from your playful dinner date. As you both pretended to snack on burgers and fries, your hands played with each other under the table. Stroking, rubbing, and exploring while the other patrons of the restaurant were oblivious.

But you weren’t. And Nico had teased you so much during dinner that you fell to your knees the second he opened the door to his apartment.

“Fuck.” He moans as you take him deeper.  HIs hand encloses the back of your head, urging you down farther until you gag. You hide it with a stroke of your hand, then collect the extra saliva to spit on him.

“No one has sucked my cock this good. Your mouth is amazing.” He admits, gripping your hair in a tight fist. German words you know nothing about begin to fall from his lips then, “Baby, I’m going to cum.” He warns, breath heavy with his words. A deep groan rumbles between his lips as he comes in your mouth. You suck his sensitive tip and he chokes, stumbling into your face. He goes deeper down your throat, shoving his cum down in the process. “Oh shit.” He whines as you let him fall from your mouth. His spent cock bounces in your view. You grin, flicking your tongue out to fill the curve of his head.

You sit back on your knees, heels digging into your butt cheeks as Nico attempts to collect himself. 

“If I had known it was going to be this good, I would have left dinner on the table tonight.” He reaches out for your face, playing with your plumped bottom lip. “Think I need to repay the favor.”

Your eyes dash up to meet his. 

“Ah, really?” You ask. Your other partners hadn’t been interested in returning the favor. Things with Nico are new-ish and you don’t want to ruin anything by receiving. “I- I an, think I’m good.” Nico pauses, eyebrows pulling down low over his eyes. No woman has ever said no to him about going down on them. He feels worried about that. He really likes you and he wants to know more about your declination.

“Can I ask why not?” He murmurs, reaching his hands out to pull you to your feet. You take them. Nico pulls you closer, patiently waiting for you to respond.

“I know guys don’t like that, so it’s okay.”

“You think that?”

“Well, my last boyfriend said it grossed him out.” Nico’s eyebrows shoot up and his mouth pops open after a scoff.

“Ah, Babe, no. Actually you’re right.” He back tracks, making your cheeks a little pink. “We don’t like eating pussy. We love it.” He says the last part against your lips. “Please let me eat your pussy.” His tongue teases yours after his filthy words hit the air. You moan in response. 

“Okay.” You hear yourself say. 

“To the couch.” His hands gently nudge at your hips.

“Are you going to turn the lights off?” You ask as he helps you lay back agains the leather of his couch.

“No, I want to see your face when I make you cum with my tongue.” You look resistant. “Let me guess your ex?”

“Yeah.” You wince.

“That dude is a fucking loser. And I’m going to make it all better.”

“Nico…” You sigh, gripping his neck and forcing your forehead into it. You’ve never seen him like this before throwing around pussy and talking about cum so vocally. It’s like you’ve unlocked the next step in your relationship. He pauses, turning his nose to brush against your hair.

“You okay?”

“I’m worried.” You’re honest with him. 

“About?”

“What you’re about to do.”

“I promise you, this is one of my favorite ways to have sex.” He assures you. “Please let me try. If you hate it, I’ll stop.” This seems like a fair agreement, so you nod.

The two of you make out. Hands explore bare skin with each layer of clothing that comes off. After hands pass, lips come by. Nico is generous with his attention to your breasts. Each stroke of his tongue against your nipple widens your legs. By the time he begins to kiss further down you’re abdomen, your panties are soaked. Nico nudges them to the side, admiring your wet folds. His eyes meet yours as he slowly leans down, doing a test lick. 

A surprised breath rushes into your lungs. With your encouragement, he does two more quick strokes. Your moans are quick and restless. He pulls back, coming up to your mouth and giving you a kiss. You can taste yourself in his mouth and the last little bit of hesitation disintegrates. 

“Please, Nico. Please.” You beg. He grins, giving you one more peck before settling in between your spread knees.

Your previous experience with clitoral stimulation was a bunch of rough, jagged pokes. With Nico, it’s sensual, slow strokes and suckles. This man knows his way around a woman’s body. He knows exactly when to suck, when to lick, and when to do both. It’s all three of those motions in different synchronizations.

Your hand is in his hair as you writhe against the cool leather and his hot mouth. Your teeth are assaulting your lips as you alternate between biting the top and bottom. Your eyes close, head falling back in desire as he does five quick, staccato sucks. Your mouth opens into an O you buck up into his mouth. Nico’s brown eyes are gorging on your face.

Your chest is heaving; you’re so close you can taste your orgasm against your tongue. He’s pushing two fingers into your entrance curling up as you crunch up off the couch, coming loudly and wetly against his face. White knuckles grip his brown locks and tug. Nico moans against your clit in encouragement, the vibrations causing a vigorous jolt of your body. You stay stuck like that, abdominal muscles quivering as his fingers curl in further, encouraging you to come more for him. 

“Ohmygod.” You cry, falling back into the pillows. Your mouth stays open as you watch the ceiling fan in his living room spin and spin just like your mind after that incredible experience. Nico backs off, kissing along your bare thighs, waiting for you to be ready. He moves up your body, coming to hover over your face. “Kiss me.” You beg, wrapping a hand around the back of his neck. He devours your mouth like he devoured your folds. You grip his shirt to keep him close until you absolutely have to break apart for air.

“Real men eat pussy, baby.” He lazily drags his tongue along your spread lips.

Thankfully, you’ve finally got yourself a real man.

[cityofjieun]

★ . . . . jia’s hair eras

survival/ mixtape

jieun debuted with THE BAWB

before there was winter there was 16 year old jia

oh she was so skrunkly

i am not / who / you

was a nice healthy hair period for her

literally the same color just longer

clé : miroh / clé : yellow wood

a change finally

the blue-black was good food

denser bangs

very simple

very thick very full very shiny

clé : levanter

was a result of last era's hair fading

but it was cute so they worked with it

not a fan fave fr

looked kinda crunchy

go生 / in life / all in

oreo!

her best look.

grew out the bangs ( thank god )

kingdom

started out with the blonde under but went full black for the ibym stage

stays think the fact that wooyoung had the same coloring pushed the decison to change it lol

her idol healthy hair era

first time her hair was it's natural color since middle school

noeasy / scars / christmas evel

chunky highlights

her hair was starting to get a little......

so off it went

snip snip

this was a really cute look

closest we will ever get to the bawb

oddinary / circus

broccoli.

um not a fan favorite fr

but she was a moment

her actual joker era

first time wearing extensions

maxident / the sound / 5-star

a literal doll

blonde jia finally

ngl the process of stripping all the green from her hair as well as going platinum fried her hair pretty bad

but god don't we love k-tip extensions

樂-star

up there with oreo

one of the best

very gorg girl

her hair is ALOT healthier now

she's not giving up the k-tips i fear

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[nekassvariigs]

Someone said japanese speaking zoro so i have spawned myself in this dilemma.

i dont speak it but ill try my best to portray what it'd be like.

(my brain is officially fried but i think this turned out fairly cute, ngl i like the style this writing has.Might fry my brain some more with this another time.)

Sleeping tiger

Roronoa zoro x reader

「このように持って。」 "Kono yō ni motte."/"Hold it like this."

The green haired male gestured to your sake cup showing you how to hold it properly, you were in Wano for a while however it was the first time you stumbled upon this man. You listened closely even though barely able to understand his language, you had to get context clues from his actions and make due with what little you knew about the language.

You held the little red cup between your fingers clear liquid closhing gently around it's edges.

「 乾杯。」 "Kanpai." "Cheers."

He clanked your cups the alcohol spilling over your hands as you hurriedly copied him.

With a loud hiss you shook your head a bit, the flavour was strong and rich not to mention it made you throat tingle just from a shot.

「どうだった？」 "Dōdatta?"/ "How was it?"

He poured himself another fill, hands resting on his knees as he asked you, a straw fidlling between his lips.

「うまい! 」 "Umai!/Delicious!" your eyes gleamed looking at him as you responded with your basic knowledge raising a tiny smile from him.

"え? , 日本語を話せるとは知らなかった。なんでもっと話さなかったの？" "Eh?,Nihongo o hanaseru to wa shiranakatta. Nande motto hanasanakatta no?" "Huh? , I didnt know you could japanese. Why haven't you spoken more? "

You chuckled, flustered with this sudden barrage of foreign language, you knew what he meant but explaining it will be a little hard. he slouched back losing a bit of his interest as he watched you piece together words, maybe you didn't know as much as he thought.

「私は話すのが苦手ですが、他の人を見て言語を学びました。 私の発音は大丈夫ですか？」 "Watashi wa hanasu no ga nigatedesuga, hokanohito o mite gengo o manabimashita. Watashi no hatsuon wa daijōbudesuka?" " I'm not good at speaking, but I learned the language by watching other people. Is my pronounciation good?

「わるぅないな！」 "Waru~unai na!" "Not bad!"

he chuckled raising for another toast, clashing the cups once more the liquid seeped down your throat, you celebrated this as a begining to a friendship with this stoic man.

「ごめんね、ずっとここでお酒飲んでるのに、まだあなたの名前を知らないの。」 "Sumimasen, zutto koko de o sake o nonde imashitaga, mada anata no namae o shirimasen." "I'm sorry, we've been drinking here all this time and I still don't know your name."

He sucked in a breath of air the punchy flavour of alcohol stinging his tounge a bit.

「ゾロだ。」 "Zoro da." "Zoro."

He answered nochalantly hoping not to ruin his peaceful moment by saying his name to you. Not that he was worried about it, he just really didn't want to start a fight for no reason.

You choked on your words a little. 「ええ、まじ？！おまえロロノアゾロ？」 "Eeh~ maji?! Omae Roronoa Zoro?" "Huh?! Seriously, you're Roronoa Zoro?"

「そよ、なんかもんかあるのか？」 "Sō yo, nanka monka aru no ka?" " Thats right, Is there a problem with that ?"

Your eyes sparkled watching him, his attitude changed a little to your antics as he laid back arms stretching behind his head like a lazy tiger.

「いいえ、ぜんぜん。」 "iie, zenzen." "No not at all."

You waved a hand infront of your face excusing his comment with a chuckle, the two of you seemed to be getting along well despite the language barier not like there was a big one however it was exhausting to use your brain to talk so much. You adverted your gaze to the scene before you watching as pink petals flew in the wind.

Zoro only huffed, relaxing more he slowly fell asleep before you.

「ほら、眠れる虎。」 "Hora, nemureru tora." "Look a sleeping tiger."

you giggled watching his face scrunch up a tiny bit, a small blush spread on his cheeks as he hid it in the shade.

[mellohiizz]

Ngl at this point your inbox is just my dumping grounds for my hcs /silly

Anyways here are some smaller hcs that I have ^_^

- parrot has long hair that wifies likes to braid

- every night at Saturday parfies watch at least one studio ghibli movie, parrots favorite is spirited away while wifies is ponyo

- i hc parrot to be some sort of tailor bcs he needs to adjust his clothes to fit his hybrid features, in addition to this whenever wifies's or ken's clothes gets a tear parrot would stitch it up himself and would add small embroideries to it

- parrot enjoys cooking his favorite thing to cook are gyoza and fried rice, wifies enjoys baking and his favorite thing to bake are sugar cookies, Ken isn't allowed in the kitchen she almost burned down the whole house last time

- wifies knows how to play the piano and whenever he plays it parrot would join him and sing along with his chirps

- parrot knows how to wield guns- wifies likes to eat dirt

- wifies likes to read trashy romance webcomics

- Ken gives off the vibe of a 'if I fits i sits' cat

- parrot has definitely carried both wifies and Ken bridal style and flown them around the server

- parrot likes to mess around with Ken so occasionally he would use a laser pointer and watch them run around after it

- despite all of their adventures parrot's long hair always stays soft and silky

- wifies likes to decorate parrot's hair with flowers

- Ken likes to bring dead animals on their porch maybe someday he'll bring ash's dead body

- parrot treats his allay like it's his baby and he likes to sing lullabies to them

That's it for now might add some more later if I have anymore ideas! :D

thank you kade. i appreciate every each one of those and i completely agree.

[voltronisanobsession]

Hey could you write Percy with a fem s/o who’s emo? Like she is seen blasting her headphones with Slipknot and other bands all the time. Also her maybe having split dyed hair too? I think that would be so cool ngl.

Percy with an Emo Reader

Once an emo, always an emo🫡 I really like this, it’s different from the other requests I get😍😍

Hope I did you justice, it’s been a while since I’ve entered emo territory💔 I played my rock playlist just to write this lmao💀💀💀 not proofread

I love this idea SO MUCH

When people see you, they don’t expect you to be dating the one and only Percy jackson

Dressed head to toe in mostly black, wearing a Slipknot band tee while rock and metal music blares out from your headphones is the last thing some people expect to see at camp

So imagine their surprise when they see Percy holding and kissing your hand, sending a cheesy smile your way while you playfully roll your eyes

You guys are just so different from each other that most people wouldn’t guess that you guys are a couple

You’re dressed in dark clothing while Percy has a little more color in his wardrobe. you’re the black cat and he’s the golden retriever in the relationship 😖

But your differences is honestly what makes you both closer!

Percy could honestly care less on what people think of your relationship

He knows that as long as you’re happy doing what you do then he’s definitely happy as well

Though sometimes you might grow a bit self conscious of how you guys look like to others, Percy is quick to get rid of those thoughts with a soft kiss on your cheek

He understands your concerns, understands why you might be a bit more hesitant to be around him while out in public, but he makes sure to not let those fears control your guys relationship

His confidence gives you confidence💔💔

Moving on, when Percy first met you, it was definitely a really cool experience for him

He thought you were the coolest person, and he still thinks so!

You’ve shown him a whole new range of music he never would have thought he would listen to

The loud drums and guitars hurt his ears at first but he soon found himself enjoying the tracks you recommended to him from different bands

Omg you guys totally give each other song recommendations

His personal favorite rock band you’ve shown him so far lowkey might be sleeping with sirens💀🔥🔥

He also likes all the rock band tshirts you have

They’re different from what he would usually wear, so this dude steals some of your shirts

The thing is that he can’t really hide that he steals your shirts so you’ll just randomly see him one day wearing your slipnot shirt, the black a stark contrast against all the orange camp shirts

If you also wear an accessories, just know if something goes missing, Percy is MOST LIKELY wearing it

OMG AND YOUR HAIR

Percy LOVES your hair

Especially if you dye it different colors throughout the year! I feel like dyed hair is automatically more fun to play with, so you know this dude is gonna have fun with your hair

I can imagine him trying to run his fingers through your hair only for it to get stuck a second later, your head pulled back as he keeps trying to get his fingers through it

Since you most likely dye and bleach your hair often, it’s lowkey fried and damaged, so unfortunately running his fingers through your hair might be a little hard💀💀💀💀 and painful💀

Percy might even wanna dye his hair to match with you teehee

You would paint his nails black when you crash in his cabin for a night (he learns to paint his own nails when you’re not around :,D)

Omg you might even draw some heavy eyeliner on him or add black eyeshadow under his eyes because he probably asked you to😭😭

If you have an piercings, whether it be face piercings or body piercings, Percy’s immediately asking if they hurt and to what extent.

“What’s this piercing called? An industrial? Damn, did it hurt?”

“It hurt like a bitch.”

“Oh wow ok, haha not getting that one!😀”

Honestly Percy slowly adds some of your stuff into his life, your band tees becoming a permanent clothing piece in his own closet

And you’re just happy that he’s so interested in your interests, seeing as it’s made such an impact in your life!

A small thought, you would totally get along with Thalia

You both might share some of the same music interests and immediately bond over it

You guys are lowkey besties

Ending this, Percy would totally let you throw him into a mosh pit if you both were to go to a concert together

[soobjvn]

TULIPS 🌷⁎︎° ✳︎ CHAPTER 9 : “ deja vu ,,

↳︎ cw: written ch! kinda long… sry, i got carried away ngl </3

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“YOU STILL HAVEN’T told me where we’re going, yeonjun.” y/n looked at him, her arm resting on the open window.

“we’re almost there.” he laughed at how her face contorted with the dodging of her request. “are you hungry?”

“hungry for KNOWLEDGE. choi yeonjun where are you taking me?!”’

“patience, y/n, patience.” she sighed over-dramatically, turning to the open window, stray strands of her hair following the wind’s path. they drove in verbal silence, the only ambience being the road noise and the low hum of the radio. though they didn’t speak, it wasn’t uncomfortable; both of them felt oddly at ease in the quietness of the car ride, them having expected to feel rather awkward. nonetheless, they were grateful for such a feeling. however it didn’t last too long.

“ok, can i just have a hint?”

“no.”

“UGH.”

WHEN THEY’D PARKED by a curb in a fairly busy part of downtown seoul, y/n turned to grab her things, nearly jumping when she looked back to see yeonjun standing politely with her car door open for her. her cheeks heated. but just ever so slightly, she’d tell herself when recalling the event later that night. plus, it was warm out.

yeonjun shut the door behind her, and they began walking—yeonjun, of course, being the guide, seeing as he wouldn’t tell her where they were going. but the area was one she recognized, one she’d grown up near. this was where their old high school is.

she’d begun reminiscing of memories with her high school friends (including taehyun) that had taken place here after school. one stuck out greatly, though, once she and yeonjun were now stood outside of one of the cafes, and his eyes turned to her face with a knowing grin.

“well?”

“no way,” she looked up, meeting his gaze. “i haven’t been here since-”

“since freshman year.” he finished for her, his smile never faltering.

“yeah,” y/n said softly, looking from yeonjun to the entrance of the family-owned american diner which had been operating since her parents attended high school in the area. she frowned slightly seeing the “closing soon” sign plastered on one of the windows. “well, i’m starving. let’s go!” she skipped to the door happily.

yeonjun found his ears heating as he gushed at her lively personality, wondering how he managed to go so long without talking to her.

he held the door open for her, to which he received a “thanks!” for, and asked for a table for two. being back inside sent an immediate wave of deja vu through the pair, recalling their post-school study session here with taehyun. he remembered how y/n had introduced him to the (at the time) foreign idea of dipping fries in milkshakes. he’d done it ever since.

yeonjun and y/n sat down across from one another at the nearest booth, as instructed by the hostess. they ordered the meals they had years ago—after a hearty debate about whether taehyun would order the burger or chicken salad—but half of it had gone cold. their focus was on one another.

“so, when did you develop a thing for dancers?” he asked, reaching over to dip his fry in y/n’s honey mustard.

“oh my god, yeonjun.” she covered her face with one of her hands.

“what? you said dancers were hot.”

“that is NOT what i said.”

“i’m the only dancer you find hot then?”

“i’ll literally leave.”

“nooo, not again, y/n,” yeonjun ate another fry, looking up to see y/n’s face had turned somber with guilt. he nearly choked on the fry. “oh- god, y/n i meant in our messages.”

“oh! oh.” her face softened, and her cheeks bloomed a bright red. “duh.” tension lingered in the air for a moment, leaving yeonjun with the guilty feeling. he looked down at his shoes beneath the table.

“you know, y/n,” he grinned, looking back up at her. “my shoes are pretty dirty. i may take you up on that shoe shining offer.”

“YEONJUN.”

BY THE TIME they’d left the diner, the customer dynamic had shifted from young couples and friend groups to workers getting off of their late shifts. y/n made sure to tip extra for their extended stay. it was the least she could do, seeing as yeonjun refused to let her pay a cent of the bill.

y/n slightly sulked walking into the less-humid-than-during-daylight night air, realizing her time with yeonjun was coming to an end. yeonjun had thought the same, but quickly came up with a solution to score more time.

“how about ice cream?”

“is that even a question?” she responded, skipping to the end of the sidewalk where an ice cream stand was. she asked the vendor for cookie dough (which yeonjun, obviously, made a mental note of for later), and yeonjun ordered mint chocolate. she managed to slip her card to the vendor before yeonjun noticed, earning an annoyed smile from him when he’d realized. they walked to yeonjun’s car, eating their ice cream and retelling old memories.

y/n realized yeonjun was still the sweet classmate he was years ago.

yeonjun realized his feelings for y/n were worse than he’d imagined.

———

[childofsardior]

What do you think of the versions of the koopalings from Super Show? I usually hc them as just younger versions of the current koopalings

Thanks for asking! This is an interesting question.

I'll start saying that I've recently finished re-watching the Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Show with my sibling and we wanted to re-watch the Super Mario World one, too. So I saw their show version very recently and have a fresh memory of them all.

Short answer: (in my HC) The Super Show ones are not the younger version of my Koopalings, but I took some charateristics from them to give to my current (or younger) Koopalings!

Long answer: I personally like to think about the Super Show whole universe as one of the many alternative timelines/versions of the Super Mario World, so I see the show Koopalings too as alternative versions of the games/current ones. For my HC/AU, I am working on my personal view of the Koopalings + Jr. as kids. Most of them are quite or totally different from their Super Show versions, but I wanted to take some inspirations from details I liked about their personality in the show, too, as little references!

For example, Larry cheats a lot. I think he started cheating when he was little, considering the amount of older siblings he had to fight to impose himself. And being the youngest - exception made for Jr., that being the official Heir is a spoiled brat and will be always protected by Kamek or one of his careteakers - he could not win a single fight without finding the smartest (or dirtiest) way to do it. I want to think he was especially unsufferable when he was younger, while now he only cheats when needed (that's still often). I took this from his Super Show version and from Super Mario Kart 8 description.

Wendy is another example. Right now she has style and everything but it's not hard for me to think about a child version of her being extremely bratty and demanding as Kootie Pie is in the Show. I also love the idea of her being (or thinking herself as) Bowser's "favorite" when she was little, along with Junior probably, being the only girl and everything. But I also see my younger version of Wendy being actually cute and affectionate to her adoptive father in a sincere way.

(BTW Kootie Pie is probably my fav from the Super Show Koopalings, NGL)

I can kinda see Bully resembling a younger version of Roy, to be honest. But I personally was mostly inspired by his Super Show name. In fact I mostly headcanon kid-Roy as a tiny Dragon-Turtle that wanted his indipendence most of all and fighted a lot with his siblings, even before being adopted by Bowser, and resembling an actual "bully" for the most time he had to spend around younger siblings or underlings.

For my HC Ludwig, I actually took two details from Kookie in the show: one being baby/kid Ludwig HATING brushes and totally refusing to cut his hair, resulting in a blue mess of wild hair running around until he was like 12 or so; the other one is the French Fries joke in the last episode, when Kookie can only think about the Fries when King Koopa goes to France. Well, you can guess who is the one that always, casually and classily, orders French Fries at restaurants among my HC Koopalings.

I do not have much to say about Morton, Iggy and Lemmy compared to Big Mouth, Hip and Hop, except for the fact that I am saving the characters of Hip and Hop (or, to be honest, an inspired, fan-made version of them with the same names) to be future twin sons of Iggy - when all the Koopalings will be adult, with their own domains and everything and some of them with their own new families and kids! But this is a very long story and who knows, maybe I'll tell you in a distant future ;3

[threadsun]

Gonna be real with you the gender studies degree made it MORE complicated for you probably. (This is not a bad thing)

I tend to go with vagina-haver or penis-haver myself tho if I'm angling for a specific genital setup ngl.

Yeahhhhhhhhh 😔 ngl so many of my professors in that degree were terfs who didn't know what intersex people were that I have like... an instinctive contrarian reaction to these things. And I've done so much research into sex and gender and sex assignment and the language used around them that my brain feels like a fried microwave when I try to come up with a simple answer for my silly fun blog that is meant to be stress free.

I absolutely prefer part-specific language like... in general. Just in general life, I think it's more important when talking about sex (the body configuration, not the act) to reference specific parts than to try to use gender language to describe it. Amab and afab come with all sorts of assumptions about the body that are often untrue for intersex people or trans people who have had surgery or disabled people whose disabilities altered their primary or secondary sex characteristics or hormones. And like, probably also a bunch of other people I'm forgetting too. Because people are complicated and the medical ideal of what a perisex cisgender man and woman look like don't account for a significant percent of the population.

But yeah, like ideally people would specify pronouns/gender/body parts if they care about any of those and want something specific. But then there's also the inherent idea that someone with a penis won't have breasts, for example, when plenty of bodies have both. Or the assumption that someone who has a penis also has a pair of testicles, or someone with a vagina doesn't also have a penis or clitoromegaly, or that they haven't had medical intervention (consensual or nonconsensual) to change sex traits. It's messy!! It's all so messy and confusing and we don't have the right language for it to be concise and clear because our whole language was developed by a society that actively wants to pretend these variations don't exist and/or make sure they don't exist.

And this doesn't take into account the innate assumptions that have to be made to write a reader insert story with any level of detail. Assumptions about the number of limbs someone has, whether or not they have hair, whether or not they can walk and talk and hear and see. But if you completely scrub a reader insert story of anything that might make an assumption about the reader, then what are you left with? Nothing worth reading, that's for sure.

Idk idk sorry I think I might just be going a lil insane tonight? That scrupulous OCD is hitting hard. But yeah, my brain feels like maybe its exploded a little or possibly been submerged under water.

[kitten4sannie]

this is so late I KNOW BUT THE HWA DRABBLE LITERALLY MADE MY BRAIN SHORT CIRCUIT!!! brain FRIED all i know is i want to be hwa's pretty princess and "full of his love" (my favorite part!! i was so flustered!!) hwa is so dirty BUT HE'S SO ROMANTIC WITH IT??? i can never ever get enough of how you write him aly you're literally a genius and so amazing i want to put you on display like "look at her!! she's the most author to ever!! so sexy and so talented!!" sheet gripping pillow biting eyes rolling into the back of my head always!!!

AND LATE NIGHT SWIM??? I AM GOING TO PRINT IT AND PUT IT IN A FRAME AND ADMIRE IT 24/7 no but srsly i was losing my mind THE WHOLE FIC!!! i need mr mingi to join. will he snap and try to dom both sannie and mc or will he be a shy lil baby and let them both take care of him? EITHER WAY I AM ON BOARD 100%

–vamp anonnie (i'm going to kiss you. come here. /p)

vamp anonnieeee stop ittttt i can only twirl my hair and kick my legs smmm 👉🏼👈🏼 you’re so fucking sweet good GODDD. the “full of his love” part had me ascending ngl like i’ve been so obsessed with the third person thing lately i can’t stoppp. i love that you like my seonghwa as much as you do uwu yess put me in a little display case and i’ll be like “:) 🫶🏼” sjshdg i’m so glad you liked late night swim bc i was having a mental breakdown over it fsr like i just didn’t think it was up to par but the feedback’s been really reassuring esp yours my love <3 i haven’t decided but i’m leaning towards super desperate whiny baby boy that eventually goes into dom mode when he wants to cum really bad hehe. a kiss and flower for my vamp anonnie mwah <33