#my good friend

[gecklio]

and what if he was centipede. What then

A secret 2nd rog... scandalous

[soggystyrofoam]

THE SUBSTANCE - Image, Magdalena Bay

[proprietous]

How do you know if a tree is homosexual or not

This is the best question I have ever been asked

[glorfindel-of-imladris]

hi! I hope you’re have a good one ❤️ I saw you mention LaCE in a previous answer, just curious what that is/stands for?

Hello! LaCE stands for “Laws and Customs of the Eldar”. It is a section from Morgoth’s Ring, and probably one of the most well-known but also arguably the most controversial section in the entire The History of Middle-earth series. 🥲

LaCE outlines things like the Elven life cycle, but also touches on topics like Elven marriage customs and sexuality. Much of the points in LaCE are described in this entry in Tolkien Gateway (but also, I believe there is usually a PDF of LaCE specifically floating around online, if you are interested!).

I think many fans who decide to go beyond The Silmarillion would eventually encounter LaCE and personally, I think we each have to fight our own battle when it comes to it 😂 LaCE can be a rigid guide, and you can use it or ignore it depending on who you ask. I personally like to stretch LaCE (and every piece of “canon” we get) as much as I can without ignoring it altogether. It's like an extra fun challenge in our little sandbox. For example, because Glorfindel and Erestor would typically meet later in life in my writing (contradicting LaCE's claim that Elves marry early, around their first century), this just gets acknowledged in the narrative as "unusual for Elves". This isn't really a bad thing, and I find it even adds an interesting flavor to the story as well.

But also! Every once in a while, I also do just tag a fic as “LaCE non-compliant” and call it a day! The legendarium is filled with contradictions and potentially unreliable "historians"—there are many ways to get away with things! 🤭

[batmanego]

David HALLER

david haller 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[scoups4lyfe]

i will spoil you XD there is an episode where Keiwa is shirtless. XD shiiitless anon here, although he's bandaged and we can't see if he has abs or not.

happy late birthday!

thanks <3

also LMAO

Shirtless anon, how I've missed you

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[ditzyblues]

headphones on the tulpar cuz we don't always agree with the DJ!! (curly) #onlyfacts

[dashintrash]

He is THE King (and the father)

[maiumeni]

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[garaks-padded-bra]

crazy how these are the only characters in mouthwashing!

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!