#my fucking eyes
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It’s always the assholes with LED lights that wait until the last possible second to turn off their brights
Like thank you so much Bryce for turning off your 50 billion watt LED’s 2 seconds before you pass by me. Unfortunately, I’ve already gone blind and going to be seeing spots in my vision for the next 10 minutes
#highway driving#night driving#sorry if your name is Bryce#LED headlights should be illegal#NO ONE NEES THEIR ENTIRE TRUCK GRILL TO LIGHT UP#WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SEE#my fucking eyes#doesn’t matter how many times you flash your lights at them either#they don’t give a shit
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Uncensored Randy dick was not on my bingo card I’ll tell you what.
#yay more Tweek and Clyde screen time but what in the ever loving fuck was THAT#I did not need to be subjected to Randy’s junk for 47 minutes#my fucking EYES#South Park#south park not suitable for children
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the 3 hours of sleep is catching up on me
#eye contact#my fucking eyes#i know better than to nap. it never ends well#AUGH i cant be fucking sleepy we're playing sea of thieves tonightttt
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EXCUSE ME THIS IS @lovelydarkbanana’s but girl waht
just wow
#bitch i’m a cow#adventure time#fern#finn mertens#adventure time fern#finn the human#finn x fern#not my art#fern the human#this ant real#nvm it is#i am going insane#this is gay#my fucking eyes#oh#my#oh my#oh my my my#therapy
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the world would be a better place if google docs had a dark mode
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WHY?!
STOP THIS!!
-Jotaro
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I desperately want to just curl up in bed and read dnf fics for the next 2-3 hours but my double vision is so bad that I can’t see my phone properly even only a couple inches from my face and I don’t wanna go get my glasses :(
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you know. Maybe I did need glasses all along
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GUYS HELP I CLICKED A BUTTON AND I CHANGED MY TUMBLR BACKGROUND TO WHITE AND I CANT CHANGE IT BACK FUCK
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Y’all I got eye strain from my art-
IVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE HELP ME-
#artists on tumblr#artist problems#my fucking eyes#they in pain#worth it for daddy and mommy distortion 🤭
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Cooking with onions is wretched
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OH MY GOD THE FUCKING PORN BOTS CAN LIKE POSTS NOW
Who hit the porn bots nest and pissed them off n282+$;3(29#!#) they are like wasps istg
#well that one person could NOT have been a bot#cuz their tumblr had reblogs and shit#but the reblogs were from people with names like ajwjdjwskwnsj#and there were p e n i s e s#my fucking EYES#i need bleach
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made the mistake of updating tumblr oh my fucking god who turned the lights on
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Updating tumblr messed with my dash settings
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*sigh* the onions …… are attacking
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