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leaf4e · 30 days ago

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smoothie what the fuck

#my fucking curse #the strangest glitches #now smoothie is either the saviour of the smp or the one to cause the apocalypse lmao #leaf's posts #minecraft #mineblr #modded minecraft

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twinliches · 6 months ago

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken #if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson

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heph · 1 month ago

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The tech guy in movies

#gravity falls #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #grunkle ford #ford pines #Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL #When he came back #due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part #but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK #Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word #Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!

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cozylittleartblog · 4 months ago

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nobody can stop me from chewing on concept art like a wild animal

#deltarune #queen #art #doodles #swatch #i do actually like her with earrings #the eyes were cursed though. put those away ma'am #i did not need to draw swatch but i wanted to :) birde #i have had a Rough fucking week but at least i got to see my wife. or i guess ex wife. she's everyone's ex wife after all #she is my wife in my heart

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asweetprologue · 1 year ago

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did you guys know that octoroks appear in every zelda title except Twilight Princess

#the BANE of my EXISTENCE #when I started playing the ORIGINAL 1986 GAME and these motherfuckers were ALREADY the biggest nuisance in the game #forget ganon what fucking octopus cursed all of hyrule to a thousand thousand years of death by octorok #zelda #legend of zelda #skyward sword #a link to the past #ocarina of time #link #totk #botw #my art #side note i've decided to start post any fan art I do on this blog instead of my little art side blog because it's just easier for me

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duskerot · 1 year ago

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bro sometimes my brain really is slow as fuck i just was thinking about something to add to an old conversation i had with someone and i went back to find it and it happened in JUNE LAST YEAR

#txt #my brain just lingers on things for a really long time #like a lot of times a conversation will end and ill be thinking of more things to keep it going like 40 minutes later #and stop myself cuz im like yeah ah i think thats a bit too late to contribute #BUT I WAS JUST. thinking on this topic and i was like oh i bet i can find that and add a bit #boom . fucking june 2022. im thinking about a conversation from over a year ago #my fucking curse #and i will just bring up concepts or thought tangents from months or years ago as if like #they would be fresh in your mind too like no im just crazy #i also tend to need to go back and reread a full conversation 1-2 times after it ends to fully register it #BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE! i can go back to like.months old screenshots and reread them and feel the same emotions again so YAY

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clingonlikeclingwrap · 6 days ago

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The Oracles of Gotham;

Cursed to be all-knowing. Cursed never to be believed.

#been wondering what kind of fucked up shit babs has seen over the years on those monitors #cass is ofc inspired by the cursed prophet cassandra in greek mythology #my art #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batgirl #dc oracle #batman #batfam

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littlefankingdom · 6 months ago

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Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

#bruce wayne #batman #batfam #dc comics #my ramblings #no I'm not tagging them all I want to live #being a batkid is being cursed to see everyone thirsting over your father figure as Bruce Wayne AND as Batman #tim: guys what do you think about this?#jason: FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK U FUCK U #cass: 😬🤢🤮#damian: drake your end is near #steph: thanks i'm going to bleach my eyes now #dick: this is how you treat me??? your perfect big brother who loves and cherishes you???#harper: i know i should never have given you my number #barbara build a program that block any bruce thirst content so she never gets the fright but she will send a link to one from time to time #because of his years of stalking Tim cannot escape the Bruce thirst posts they pop up all the time

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gnomeantics · 2 years ago

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