#my first hc post so lmk what u guys think

[joyisoverparty]

fayetos' first meeting

one day i'll turn this into a proper fic, but today is not that day. in the meantime, enjoy my rough idea of what i think happened during kratos and faye's first meeting.

kratos' first meeting with faye involves kratos stumbling upon a dead deer in the wildwoods.

he's confused at first. the deer seemed to have died to wounds that couldn't have been inflicted by nature or animal predators, but he's never seen another person in these woods.

he's cautious, but decides to take the deer for himself. it's winter, and game has been scarce lately.

as soon as he touches the deer, an axe flies toward him from seemingly nowhere, missing his head by less than an inch.

he's on guard immediately, blades in hand. faye emerges from the woods, recalling her axe to her open palm with a stormy expression.

"leave it alone."

kratos bites back a scathing remark. instead he says nothing, grumbling, blades secured tightly in his fists. faye, in turn, clutches the handle of her axe tighter.

(it looks large for her, he notes in the back of his mind. she must be strong to be able to carry such a weapon so easily.)

faye studies him for a moment. her first thought is that the man looks wholly out of place. grey skin, bright red tattoos, not to mention those things in his hands. they're not from here, that's obvious enough.

"those blades." faye murmurs, eyes narrowing somewhat. "what are they?"

kratos twitches and grunts. he doesn't like talking about the blades in any capacity. he only uses them for survival. he answers vaguely, "it is not your concern."

"considering you look about two seconds from killing me with them, i'd say it is." her lips twitch upward amusedly. a gentle suggestion of peace.

kratos is not so easily swayed. he keeps his hold on the blades tight, eyes not leaving her axe. this isn't a weapon he wants to be on the wrong end of (like he currently is).

faye notices where his gaze is pointed. this man is scarred, she realizes, and not just physically. he's coiled tight, like he could break into a fight at any moment. like "fight" is all he knows.

she lowers her axe slowly, not loosening her grip. she's not stupid, she will fight if he does. but maybe she won't need to. "that's my game." she says calmly, nodding to the deer.

"i did not know another person lived in these woods," is all kratos says in response.

"neither did i. you live here?"

"for the moment."

faye wonders what exactly that means, but doesn't press with it. she's certainly intrigued by this man, if nothing else. "then i suppose we should get used to each other's company, no?"

kratos grunts. slowly, he lowers his weapons and steps back. "take your game and go. i will not disturb you if you do not disturb me."

"you disturbed me first." faye teases, but kratos' back is already to her.

she smiles as she hooks her axe onto her back. she debates offering to share her catch with him, but decides against it at the last second. the man seems eager to part with her, and she won't force him to stay. she knows this won't be their last meeting.

[estxkios]

Reader calls all of Tokio hotel pookie🫢🤭 like there call out for them an reader will be like “yes pookie” what’d you think their reactions would be

tokiohotel x reader

hcs for what tokio hotel would do if you called them pookie. 😭 also i wrote this for them in 2008 because tom and gustav have wives now so it would be kinda.. ykyk 💀

warnings : swearing , fluff (?)

BILL

you would definitely say it out of nowhere

like bill would ask "can you grab my hairspry, love??"

and you would just be like

"sure pookie!!"

he wouldnt say anything he would just starnd there like "🤨" until you came back to the bathroom

"what did you call me?"

"oh nothing." you would say handing him the hairspry

"bitch, i definitely heard you call be something and it wasnt my name.."

after that day you definitely teasing him by calling him it all the time.

if he was about to go on stage youd be like "good luck pookie!!"

and he would roll his eyes at you but you and the other members think its so funny

the other members would start calling him it too 😭

GEORG

you would be helping him pick his outfit and he would be like "does it look good?"

you just say "yes pookie"

at first mans would be flabbergasted 😭

"did you just call me POOKIE?"

"yes pookie"

i feel like you guys would star calling each other it as a joke, but then he would start taking it seriously.

so it kind of just stuck and till this day you call him pookie

like you would be mad at him and he would just be like

"but im your pookie, right?"

"georg. stop."

"aww man."

TOM

you guys would just be hanging out in his hotel room and you would say "pookie come over here"

"what the fuck did you say"

you would ignore him and he would stay staring at you

"i said come here tom"

"no bitch what did you say before.."

"oh, u mean pookie?"

i feel like he would think ur treating him like a baby and get mad

"im a man you cant call me that."

"okay get over here pookie"

"y/n im gonna kill u."

GUSTAV

okay hear me out i feel like gustav would either love it or hate it

he would think its an insult at first because pookie really isnt a word in germany

so he would be like "what the fuck did you call me stupidmathafacka"

then you would tell him its like a pet name and he would be like " oh " 🧍🏻‍♀️

mans would definitely call you it after that day

he would just be like "pookie wanna hear me play drums?"

"pookie come here"

pookie is just ur new name.

he would basically steal the nickname from you 😭

--------------------------------------------------------

i hope this is what u wanted!! p.s im might make a really long fic?? 😱

but im debating wether to post it on wattpad or tumblr. so lmk what u think !!

bye angels <3 !!

[miuszn]

Hi ;), how are you? you can make a headcanons of dealer college student Ellie Williams with fem reader, please :)

hi anon !! i rlly rlly love the hcs of college student + dealer!ellie like wow that’s def her .. i have a few hcs so i’m gonna share some of my favs with u !! ( note : i’ve looked for hcs like this before so i might accidentally repeat some that might’ve been posted already !! if that’s the case lmk so i can give credit , it’s never my intention to copy anyone T_T)

dealer!college student!ellie x fem reader hcs

♡ she earns lots of money from it , and i mean like , a lot . ( at least for a college student ) which means she spoils u lots n lots .. whenever ur out w her and u point out something , whether it be a dress or bag or anything else , that u like and think looks super cute , she insists on buying it for u . even tho u tell her every time it isn’t necessary and she doesn’t have to buy u anything , she tells u to not worry and that she does it bc she loves seeing u happy <3

♡ u guys r literal polar opposites . like . super different . everyone was so surprised when u guys said u were dating .. but yk they say opposites attract :)

♡ HATES when u do her makeup but only ever allows it when she’s high .. u take pics of her n show her after n she’s mad embarassed n keeps telling u to delete them but u refuse hehe

♡ gets jealous whenever u smoke without her . especially if it was w someone else . and god forbid she finds out THEY gave u a joint and it wasn’t one of hers .. she likes to say it’s bc u never know what’s other ppl can put in them but truth is , she just takes genuine offense to it

♡ gives u a million discounts .. she likes to call them “ pretty girl discounts “

♡ u loooove tagging along w her when she makes deliveries , but she always makes u stay in the car bc she wants u to be safe

♡ she only ever makes edibles whenever ur baking together bc she can’t bake for shit so she has to rely on u . oops . she can’t even make those brownie mixes u only have to add water and an egg she somehow fucks it up .

♡ when u first started smoking , she insisted u only do it around her so she can watch u and make sure ur safe bc “ people can be dangerous n u never know what can happen “

[yuuyuuuyuuuu]

Twisted Wonderland Headcanons

except it's a school night and im super tired and indecisive

REALLY QUICKLY BEFOREHAND!!! All of them are Asexual in my mind, because, so am I. And a handful of them are minors anyways... so.. ANYWAY YEAH I'll also try not to bring any ships into this so if you spot those you can disregard them k

additionally idk how to spell the dorm names so. yeah. (don't) sue me

Okay guys!!! wow let's actually get started!!

HEARTSLABYUL

Riddle Rosehearts: You know, his gender is kind of an enigma to me. Would be be a girl? Would he be a guy? Would he be enby? I have no idea. He probably likes men though. I think he might have some like.. internalized homophobia? Because of his mom and... yeah...... but it's ok!! He's learning guys and we love him for that. He/All

Trey Clover: uh.... sorry trey lovers but this is kinda just a guy. I mean maybe he's pan? Probably cis though. I feel like he maybe wouldn't care too much? But like when in doubt... make them aroace... He/Him

Cater Diamond: Okay y'all I saw a post where it was transmasc Cater and that was kind of awesome sauce... HOWEVER I am certainly an enjoyer of the concept of genderfluid cater. I think that's super neat... guys... Okay anyway moving on from whatever his gender is (Cater themself probably doesn't even know), this is a gay man if I've ever seen one. Probably unlabelled though! They/He/Any

Ace Trappola: Bi... I mean look at him.. Unrelated but this is the most severe case of bisexuality I have seen like, ever. Look at him. Look at this man. Also he's dating Deuce because I said so. I've also seen multiple (or maybe it was just one?) transmasc headcanons for him. Which seem awesome actually!! I love trans people guys idk. Anywhizzle (/ref.. yeah) He/Him

Deuce Spade: First off I saw the 'ADHD vs Autism' meme as him and Ace and that may or may not have influenced my perspective on him. but yeah proooobably autistic. I'm gonna say he's pan as well, mainly because that was my HC from the start (omg guys... laufey...). I kind of like transmasc Deuce but I also like demiboy Deuce. We can have both. Also I love him sm. He/They

SAVANNACLAW

Leona Kingscholar: He kinda confuses me but I know he lowkey hates everyone.. I don't wanna do the stereotypical like 'hates everyone cold and aloof' aroace thing but.. idk! Maybe he's gay. Probably. He gives me such....... gender. idk He/Him for now but maybe he's questioning. Or maybe he's too lazy for that?

Ruggie Bucchi: Okay... I'm quite conflicted between gay Ruggie and aroace Ruggie, but I think I'm leaning towards aroace. Probably a demiboy, so He/they

Jack Howl: Gay cis man I believe.. also I don't quite enjoy JackEpel but maybe onesided i.e. he had a crush on epel.. But also idk? cause I kinda don't like that trope?? Epel is a different matter. We'll get to him later... heh.... He/Him

OCTAVINELLE ocean dorm how do u spell

Azul Ashengrotto: I have no idea what to do with him. I'm so sorry everyone for disappointing you. I just do NOT know what to do with Azul. Maybe I can make another post for him? lmk if u want that. EDIT 2!!!: is he autistic. guys im reading the anthology. is he autistic..

Floyd Leech: ADHD and also I think he's omni. Probably men oriented? Also He/It

Jade Leech: Autism (omg!! twinning with Floyd!!!) and that aroace post I saw REALLYYY impacted me so. yes. aroace. Neoprns probably? But He/She/It for now.

SCARABIA

Kalim Al-Asim: AROACE GAY UAGHHHH sorry I like the aroace kalim concept. I feel like he might have a crush on Jamil? but maybe not. He also probably mixes up platonic vs romantic a LOT. genderflux, mayhaps? He/All also maybe dyslexia. if we try.

Jamil Viper: ALSO AROACE GAY.... listen.. I am actually not too big on kalim/jamil (which i may have said before), like they have fun angst but idk... but aroace Jamil has a special place w/ me. Genderfluid (A lot of them will probably be genderfluid... cause so am I...) He/She maybe autistic?

POMEFIORE AHHHHHHH

Vil Schoenheit: HOW DO U EVEN SPELL HIS LAST NAME ok so listen. Unlabelled probably (I know it's lazy of me... I'm sorry..) and genderfluid cause. fun story me and my /p wife are literally rookvil so.. yeah... She/He/They/All

Rook Hunt: Pan, Any/All but if u ask for pronouns will just give you whichever he feels like. Neos are cool with him too idk.

Epel Felmier: YAYYYY IT'S EPEL GUYS!! he's my fave so there's probably going to be some projecting. don't sue me. ALRIGHT so there's the obvious transmasc one. ofc. I am literally tweaking over it as we speak. And of course, aroace. I love aroace epel so much. As stated before, I feel like he'd look at the country songs and go 'huh.... okay....... y'all feel this???' LMAO ALSO ALSO platonic Epel/Deuce or AppleJuice as I love calling it is SO SO important to me. please. I need more platonic AppleJuice. I think it's super awesome and funky and maybe a QPR. also He/Him

IGNIHYDE

Idia Shroud: I believe that we as a community probably have about the same views on him, but I never really formulated mine so. here you go. First off he's at least bi. Second I feel like he's questioning his gender so he changes his pronouns a lot. Probably questioning genderfluid? I saw smth that said he uses neos online and I was like awesome!! Use ur imaginations for those and maybe lmk ur thoughts cause I am SUPER tired. He/It/They also edit: I FORGOT TO WRITE THAT HE WAS AUTISTIC. OH MY GOD. yeah he's autistic

Ortho Shroud: Literally a child AND robot. But if I had to choose. I would say She/He with a sprinkle of aroace. Not cause he's a robot but she would have to put up with Idia all the time so he's prob desensitized atp.

DIASOMNIA i am so paranoid my parents are gonna come in HELPP

Malleus Draconia: I saw (yes I don't get my own opinions and no I'm not gonna start.) an aroace headcanon and I think that is super awesome.. he probably wants a QPR!! guys!! He/Him but if you call him anything else he doesn't really care LMAO edit(again): ALSO I forgot he was autistic

Lilia Vanrogue: Agender and pronoun apathetic (?) if that's the word? basically Any/All. I have no idea on sexuality but like.. Probably unlabelled because atp his labels were lost in the war.

Silver: I love their lack of last name and no I won't go see if he has one. GUYS CAN WE GET AN AROACE SILVER??? WOOO ok but maybe aroaceflux? also maybe intersex (please educate me in this topic because I am very unversed!! ty!!) They/He

Sebek Zigvolt: .....gay aroace... again... also loud autism!! He/It and neos probably?

OKKK THAT'S ALL!! y'all i ran out of steam at the end can you tell?? anyway i have to go to school tomorrow so. yeah. bye guys GN AHH

[mera-k1]

Hii!! Can we get a first kiss hcs with TCW and/or AKYR, please? Whether its cute giggly ones or the slow and steady,,,🤲🌹

(((I actually sent an anon ask on this but i got a notif that something went wrong with it lol, but lmk if it actually slides into your inbox:0)))

Have a nice one!

it never did come into my inbox but dw!! hope you enjoy the fluff~ later note: GOT WAY TOO LONG... PUTTING AKYR IN A SEP POST!!

First Kiss

TCW x gn!reader

-fluff, idk u guys kiss 😱, not rlly in order so here's order i wrote in -> yohei, shiki, ryu, saimon

having to watch your boyfriend clean counters and sweep the floor wasn't the most exciting thing in the world. but.. he didn't look half bad while doing it. with the sleeves of his bartender 'uniform' rolled up and his focused expression, you couldn't help but admire him. well, okay.. you hadn't been dating that long but the crush you had on yohei was... you've had to for a little longer than you'd like to admit. so when he accepted your confession, you were extremely surprised that the cold-fronted man had actually accepted.

besides that, you really just had wanted to spend some time with him lately. after all, he'd been working so much! why not take some time off and spend some time with you? that's what you had proposed but-

"i needa finish cleaning, babe."

"oh.."

those were the only words that had been spoken since you had gotten here. letting out a dramatic sigh, you slumped down onto the bar counter that he had just finished cleaning. the damp, cool counter smelled of cleaning supplies and you wrinkled your nose at the sudden strong smell and lifted your head back up to wipe your now wet cheek.

"what're you sighing for?" he looked over after you had let out the dramatic sigh, cloth in hand as he wiped down the opposite end of the counter from you.

"i just wanna spend time with you!" you put your elbow onto the counter, leaning your face into your hand as you stared at him. yohei returned your sigh with one of his own as he shook his head.

"i told you i've-"

"i know what you told me!" you huffed out at him, a pout forming on your face as he walked over to you.

"tell you what," he started, looking at your pouty face. yeah... there was no way he could say no to you now. he was being a little mean, wasn't he? he briefly leaned down, planting a quick peck on your lips before walking back over to the previously abandoned cloth he had been using to clean. "we'll go out somewhere once--" you didn't hear the rest as your face turned pink as you suddenly shot up, shock evident on your face.

"y-you kissed me!" you covered your mouth, half from shock and the other half... you weren't really sure. "that was the first time you've ever kissed me!" he looked over at you, a faint pink color appearing on his cheeks.

"...mh. i- i guess i did."

okay so.. maybe it was a little bit awkward, eating lunch with your boyfriend. or well... new boyfriend. not like you've ever had one before but it felt awkward to sit by him during lunch uninvited. but... it's kind of an unspoken thing that you're allowed to do that, right? you had been friends beforehand but... this whole relationship thing was kinda hard... especially with your shy boyfriend.

"uh- uhm- th-thank you for eating with me, (name)..." shiki mumbled, shyly. his face growing pink with blush. you weren't sure if he was flustered by you unexpectedly sitting by him or if he had just remembered that you two were technically dating after that mess of a confession from you. god, you didn't even want to think about it right now...

"no problem!" you gave him a content smile which seemed to make his face go redder. even though it hadn't been long, you were happy that this sweetheart of a guy was your boyfriend. he might be timid but you still loved him!

"ah.. (name)?" he looked over at you, a hesitant expression on his face. it was almost impossible to tell what he was about to ask you with that expression. it almost looked like pity, but you knew it wasn't- but it also looked like shyness? but he was shy about a whole lot of things!

"what's up?" you asked, trying to keep the conversation casual and not think about the possible question.

"w- would you like to go somewhere after school?" he mumbled, looking down shyly. "ah-! with- with me! if that's okay..." he quickly added. as if it wasn't obvious enough! of course you would love to go on a little date with him!

"of course! why wouldn't it be okay, shiki?" you gave him a smile as he almost immediately brightened up too.

"really?!" you nodded happily in response, getting up from your spot on the bench beside him and gave him a quick kiss on his cheek before taking your bag and rushing off as the bell rang.

"i'll meet you outside your class after school, okay?!" you called as you jogged away, leaving him an embarrassed and blushing mess as he stared at you disappear in shock.

some days, you weren't sure if you should regret asking ryu out. deep down you knew you didn't regret it, of course, but times when ryu was running around the room in a dino onesie, pretending to be a dinosaur made you wonder what you had really gotten yourself into when you asked him out.

"ROARR!! i'm gonna get ya, (name)!!" he made a scary face as he ran over to where you were sitting with his arms outstretched, ready to grab you. you couldn't help but laugh at his childishness when he tackled you down onto the carpet. "iiii... got you!!!"

you both became a fit of giggles after ryu tackled you down, cuddling in closer to you as if being on the floor was a normal occurrence for the two of you. "okay, okay.. it's time to actually get up and ready, ryu." you patted his head as he childishly wrapped his arms around you and shook his head with a pout.

"not yet! just a little longer, 'kay? and then we will blast off, captain!!" he declared, suddenly an astronaut instead of a dinosaur now. you couldn't hold back the laughter that bubbled up inside of you.

"from dinosaur to astronaut? what a drastic switch!" you playfully teased him before he suddenly jumped up, pointing up towards the ceiling (which you assumed he was pointing towards the sky) and brought his finger back down to point at you on the floor.

"yes! we will be blasting off to the moon! astronaut ryu and (name) are making it to the moon!" he declared loudly as you got up from your spot on the ground and walked over to his excited face.

"i'm sure we will, ryu, but it's time to get ready, okay?" you smiled at him before he sighed, seemingly accepting the fact that he couldn't sit and have fun with you all day in his room.

"one thing before we blast off!" he gave a determined look, his hands on his hips. you raised your eyebrows at him as a silent 'go ahead'. "astronaut ryu needs a kiss before he gets ready!" you would have been flustered by his sudden request but seeing him so determined made you forget the blush that had burned onto your face when he said it. leaning in, you gave him a kiss on his smiling face before he cheered leaving you to look at him with a content smile on your face. yeah, he was definitely the one for you.

"you don't have to force yourself, love," the deep, comforting voice of saimon sounded beside you as you both sat on his bed. you wanted to take your relationship a little farther and sleep beside him instead of sleeping in another room whenever you visited him. "take your time."

"no, no it's alright. i trust you and stuff, but i'm just nervous..." you sighed, nerves getting the better of you as you fiddled with your hands in your lap. his hand lifted from its spot behind you and rubbed your back, gently nudging you closer to him.

"you don't have to rush anything, love. i'll wait for you to be ready." he assured you as he rubbed your back, leaning down to kiss your temple.

your hand reached up to touch his face gently, leaning up to reach his face as well now and kiss him. for real this time. although it was your first real kiss with him, it felt so natural and comfortable as his hand held yours, thumb rubbing over your knuckles as you both held the kiss for what felt like minutes till you had to pull away for air.

"...sorry! i should have asked before doing that-" he had a soft smile on his face as you rambled on, flustered that you had done that without even asking him beforehand.

"it's alright, i enjoyed it just as much as you did. nothing to fret over, my love." god... this man would be the death of you without even trying..

[jeevaschrist]

Nikolai as a husband?

title: Nikolai Gogol as Your Husband / Random HCs

tw: body scars

an: i love nikolai sm i can't explain why also wouldn't his offspring be so pretty??

NIKOLAI GOGOL AS YOUR HUSBAND

this man is genuinely so protective that it borders on yandere.

i also see him like i see dazai- insane by nature and a sprinkle of trauma, meaning he does things that would make you think he doesn't care about you, i.e. getting you in danger only for the thrill of saving you

nikolai loves it when you braid hir hair but he also happens to be very particular about it so he'll make you show him after

if it isn't the exact way he wants it i confidently can say he will make you redo it

nikolai doesn't brush his hair unless he's told to. i don't even see him sleeping much so when he does sleep he just doesn't think to brish it before or after bed

however his hair is still something really important to him so he can and will take amazing care of it

even when it isn't brushed it looks perfect

don't ask him to remove his eyepatch unless he initiates it first. just don't.

NIKOLAI AS A FATHER NIKOLAI AS A FATHER NIKOLAI AS A FATHER NIKOLAI AS A FATHER NIKOLAI AS A FATHER NIKOLAI AS A FA-

nikolai has muscles. sorry, sorry, i know some people are set on him being slim n twiggy but i reeeeeeeally don't see him that way at all

every day is leg day

adding onto his body i see him having scars everywhere. not as heavily as dazai but still a good amount. i also see some being infected as he doesn't know how/care enough to properly clean all of his wounds

he's jumpy. boing boing boy. he'll jump on you at any given time and if those calves of yours aren't ready to block the fall, you'll tumble right over and he'll think it's the funniest thing ever

he's so immature but he still knows what's right and wrong

i said he knows what's right and wrong but i didn't say he acted on it

i see him taking good care of his face tho??? like my guy has a whole skincare routine that he doesn't miss (ok that's a stretch but you get my point)

nikolai also wouldn't be afraid to wear makeup with you or just be your model in general to see what does and doesn't look good together

100% would love to wear matching nail polish styles together (if u want me to post some nikolai inspired nails that i find on pinterest lmk)

nikolai would probably have a thing with giving you random ass gifts based on random ass things he sees you doing. he sees you eating? new tupperware set the next day. he sees you writing? new pens and a journal the next day. he sees you walking? new shoes. swimming? bathing suit. just every day things that you wouldn't think/want a gift for, he thinks you need so he gets them for you

ik these weren't the best but lmk if you want more!

[ediqn]

hcs for dating justin jefferson ✰ ✰

not my gif !

a/n: this is my first post/headcanon ever !! im in desperate need of tips/help, so if u have experience with writing or have advice just lmk !

warnings: none !

✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰

justin loves you with every bone in his body istg

like he never gets tired of thinking abt u, talking abt u, etc.

whenever he’s with friends or teammates and ur not around he talks abt u the whole time

“oh yea, me and y/n did that yesterday”

“me and y/n wanna go there, what y’all think abt that place?”

i also think justin is a very private person so he wouldn’t talk about u in interviews much or post u that much either

but i promise when u guys are together he loves on u so much

on the topic of that i could see justin being clingy at times

and not like all the time its more like 60/40 bc hes obviously a busy person

justin has definitely asked u to 1v1 him or have catching competitions with

and with justin being competitive (i assume) hes so determined to win even tho both of u know hes gonna win anyway

but if he ever does lose he doesnt even get mad

“i play in the nfl, this loss aint nothing to me!”

when yall go on dates most of them are pretty fun like a fair or an arcade

but once in a while yall do go on dates to like nice restaurants and stuff like that

when yall have been home all day yall definitely do wind down nights

and do night/morning routines together every night/morning

y’all take baths, do face masks, play games, etc.

and u definitely put him on with a good skincare routine.

“what you got on my face right now?”

“why is it tingly? am i allergic?”

“justin chill out, its supposed to do that.”

on the topic of night and morning i think justin is a night person

he just likes the thoughts of late night talks with you or late night drives

and when yall eventually do go to bed hes always cold

at one point he wanted to sleep with separate blankets bc he likes to wrap himself up in a blanket and pile more on top

but hes adjusted to sharing one blanket but u still both use separate ones as well

and this also makes me think he a blanket higher

and for some odd reason i think he sleeps with no pillows

like its his head on just the mattress

and for these reasons he physically cannot be a cuddler at night

but u and justin love each other so much and will definitely be together for a longgggg time

[sw1mmingfoolz]

💞 boyfriend!lee know headcanons 💞

requested? Y/N - 'could i pls request some boyfriend!lee know headcanons? i am soft for him these days haha thanks!' - anonymous

genre: bullet point hcs, fluff :)

content warnings: none! although i use purposeful lower caps and a lot of ig "text speech" haha

pairing: lee know x gn!reader

a/n: thank you smsmsmsm for requesting this cuz i am so soft for this man 😭 i haven't written something like this in a while but on my old blog i had a series called 'dating would include' and the wonwoo one was by far my most popular post it had like 2k notes or smth iirc, so this felt oddly nostalgic hehe. lmk if you want these for any other members and as always feedback is SUPER appreciated, it makes my day! hope you're all doing well 💞

ok this guy. an absolute PRO at being your biggest fan but pretending he isn’t

like he’ll poke fun and all but every time you go shopping he’s not moving on with his day until you do a lil haul for him - he is always hyping you up

he cares so much about your studies/job as well like he’s constantly asking questions about your day and he wants to know absolutely everything about the lil specialist things you know

and rip his bubble whether the fans want it or not they're just bombarded with y/n content cuz man's a simp

i hate the idea that he's cold and emotionless cuz while i feel like he'd want to wait on telling you he loves you but after he does for the first time he tells you constantly and always goes out of his way to SHOW you too

absolutely carries photobooth photos of you and him from an anniversary in his phone case next to polaroids of his cats (which the members find him gazing lovingly at all the time but daren't tease him about lmao)

and he loves taking lil candids of you just existing like he does with the other members

all that being said he’s so sarcastic you struggle to tell when he’s being serious sometimes lmao

like he’ll just be like “ah you’re so cool, dumbass” n you’re like?? thanks i think?

but then he hits you with the most genuine love out of nowhere when your guard is down and you’re all breathless like let me live please

he isn’t very touchy especially at first but ends up really liking casual touch a lot

like playing with each other’s fingers, having a leg thrown over one anothers, linking pinkies etc

he's such a sucker for back hugs too, 100%

but also your butt is never safe lol watch your back he is ready to slap all the dang time

teases you to no end but in a loving way

and will kill any of the other members if they tease you. that’s his job >:(

you're like best friends honestly everyone is very jealous of your bond cuz you just get each other, sometimes without needing words

you’re now the adoptive parent to his cats and his fourth cat simultaneously, somehow

he will give you lil forehead nuzzles like he does the cats and you find it genuinely adorable

also a forehead kiss guy, he totally strikes me as a "quick face kiss to show i love u" kinda guy

teases you about the baby voice you use with the cats as if he doesn’t do the exact same thing and even accidentally use it on you sometimes lmao

loves when you read to one another! will die if you lie in his lap and listen to him read, he is so soft for that kinda thing

just a very domestic kinda romance in general especially as it develops

he way prefers dates at home cooking together (or him cooking for you while you watch and make jokes about “what else is hot”), watching films (especially ghibli!) or anime and just cuddling up

you eat better than you ever have this man is hell bent on making sure you e a t

he's gone on tour? the fridge has been stocked to the brim beforehand and oop the freezer has too so there’s stuff that’ll last even longer

he dances around everywhere and often tries to pull you along into it

the whole dancing in the refrigerator light at 3am trope? that’s him

will tell you he loves you enough but prefers to show it through his actions

him cooking for you, refilling your car’s gas or topping your bus pass/subway card up for you, buying you the odd snack he knows you like that's sold in one specific grocery store, going for lil woodland walks together and picking you the flowers he knows you like, keeping a list of every place you mention wanting to go or restaurant you mention wanting to try, showing affection in subtle ways in public and making an effort to spend as much time as he can around busy schedules with you are all silent ways of telling you he loves you

he loves an independent partner though as even when he isn't busy sometimes he just needs time with himself to clear his head

like if you're on the same couch just in silence doing your own thing, he really appreciates that kinda connection and the ability to have that space

he can tell what you're feeling before even you do sometimes; he's extremely intuitive

if you're upset he's bringing the nearest cat to nuzzle up to you before he does himself

his cuddles are all healing istg

listens attentively to whatever is worrying you workout feeling the need to interject solutions; he knows you just want to vent and then distract yourself for a while and he's happy to provide that

walking next to the han river constantly without your phones just to talk about everything and anything

communication is important in all relationships obviously but he values it so much you guys tell each other like. everything.

he respects your privacy though of course, you're just so close whenever something happens both of you immediately think "i gotta tell minho"/"i gotta tell y/n" 🥺

as such fights aren’t really a thing with you cuz as soon as either of you are upset you’re talking about it

and he knows ALL about that one coworker you can't stand, he hasn't even met them and he hates them too 😤

he gets shy when you kiss him but will absolutely try not to show it

if you ever kiss his scar it’s game over there’s no hiding it he is so red

it's such an intimate thing like he's absolutely someone who is a little scared to be vulnerable and needs to be shown it's okay to open up and that he doesn't need to be perfect to be loved :')

very subtle couple items, like shoes or jewelry

sings to you all the time, especially if you’re struggling to sleep

records lil voice notes of him doing so for when you're having a hard time or he's away

will just straight up make up songs on the spot that make no sense and do not rhyme or metre properly and they make you laugh every time which only spurs him on

he absolutely loves making you laugh with his deadpan style of humour (not that he'd ever tell you how much he adores that sound) and you quickly adopt it too. the others are constantly side eyeing you as you trade weird jokes back and forth but they just appreciate how insanely happy you make him because he is not afraid to show it

just a very lighthearted and communicative kinda love that feels easy from the very start :’)

masterlist | tell me what you thought?

[kenmei]

-ˏˋ THINGS YOU SAID WITH NO SPACE BTWN US ˊˎ-

♡ gn!reader x various hq characters

characters: tsukishima kei, oikawa tooru, miya osamu

cw: fluff, comfort, maybe angst if u squint, slice of life, a bit of cussin

synopsis: the shit he said when there was no space btwn u both<3

wc: 850+

notes from mei!

omg hello first post,,, lmk what u think !!! it slowly gets lengthier with each hc...

tsukishima kei

“why are you awake?” honestly, it sounded like more of a statement than a question.

your head tilted to meet his tired eyes. “i’m literally laying still as fuck,” you breathed a quiet laugh, “how’d you wake up?”

“answer the damn question.”

you laughed a little louder this time, turning on your side. he was laying on his stomach, cheek stuffed into his pillow. briefly, you saw the corners of his lips twitch upwards.

“i think i had too much caffeine.”

kei rolled his eyes. “liar.” you didn’t have any today, he wanted to add, but decided it was hassle to speak the extra syllables.

turning on his side, he raised the blanket, beckoning you to move closer to him. you complied, snuggling into his side, legs involuntary tangling with his.

with your head on his chest, his fingers mindlessly played with your hair; massaging your scalp as his warmth seeped to you.

quietly, he spoke. so quiet you debated if whether or not his words were a figment of your imagination.

“just sleep already... you’re safe here.” uncharacteristic of him, yes, but somehow, with the moonlight spilt all over his cream ceilings and walls, the sound of his heart thumping a bit faster than it did before in your ears—it all felt right. it was right.

you nodded, trying to sink even closer to him, seeking comfort in him. “i know.” you replied quietly, hand instinctively fisting at the front of his shirt.

the last thing you felt before you drifted off, was his lips pressing gingerly to your head.

tooru oikawa

“you’re beautiful.”

heat rushed to your cheeks as you smiled at the man standing in front of you.

the dim glow of the fireplace illuminated you both as he sunk into the empty space beside you; him leaning over you to pull the blanket over both your guys’ lap.

you scooched closer to him, his arm draping over your shoulder as he grabbed your hand, pressing his lips to your palm.

your chest felt full. full with all the love and happiness in the world.

“what’s so funny?” he questioned, a smile dancing on his lips.

you met his eyes. “i love you.”

tooru quirked a brow playfully, “and that’s funny?”

“shut up.” you breathed, grinning so wide your cheeks hurt. tooru chuckled low, pulling you into his lap. chest to chest, your head in the crook of his neck and your arms wrapped around his waist.

i love you.

i love you.

i love you.

mentally, you said it again and again, because even if you said it a thousand times over, it would never feel like it was enough to express what you were feeling internally.

“i could never love any one more than i love you. you know that, right?”

you smiled, looking up at him and kissing his cheek. “yeah. i love you more than that, though.”

he breathed a chuckle, a noticeable blush crawling onto his cheeks.

if there was any insecurity that instilled itself within you, it dissipated the moment his eyes met yours. the flames of the fireplace danced in the deep colour of his irises; “i love you.” he said.

it seemed that even with him, the words i love you could fall from his lips a thousand and one times, but it would never satisfy whatever was bubbling in his chest when his eyes met yours.

miya osamu

the sound of volleyballs and shouts became mere white noise as you zoned out, looking at nowhere in particular.

another day. the same routine.

not that you minded, you’d come realize you like this you better than the old you.

however, it was bland. your life, that was once full teenage rebellion under the stars, was gone. and it wasn’t terrible, sacrifice was imminent; you had good friends and a great boyfriend now.

but it all just felt bland—it was too routinely for your liking. you liked spontaneous, wild, whatever.. because it was fun. life was never dull.

and it made you wonder a lot. it made you wonder if you were actually happy with who you were today.

“what’re you thinkin about?”

head jerking up, you met osamu’s eyes. you smiled. “nothing.”

“my ass.” he replied, eyes pointing to your blank paper. “there ain’t anythin’ on that and we’ve been here for a half-hour.”

osamu looked at you, waiting for a response. when didn’t get one, he sighed, beckoning you over to his side of the table. “let’s have a break.”

crawling into his lap, he pecked a kiss on your lips. “what’s up with you? you been outta it since this mornin’.”

your gaze averted from his. “i hate routine.”

“elaborate?” for some reason, you could hear his eyebrow quirk up.

“i never had a routine i followed to a t. i hate it. life gets so... bland and boring.” although ridged, you sunk into his warmth. “i just.. miss being out of routine—i miss being spontaneous—”

“then let’s do somethin’ out of routine.” he said matter-of-factly. “we can play hooky.. i could ditch practice, find a trampoline so ya can jump out of yer window—”

you sat up, looking at him with furrowed brows. it was a mere crumb of breaking pattern. but you’d take it anyway. “you mean that?”

“yeah.” he affirmed with a nod, slowly moving to lay down with you on his chest. “anythin’ your heart desires, darlin’.”

[luciferist]

Hi u and ur blog are so cute !! can i request hc for how the brothers apologize after a fight (where they realize they're wrong)? Tysm! good luck to ur blog and i'll keep supporting u 💖

hi lovely, thank u so so much !! this is my first request so thank you for that too <3 i hope you enjoy it! also, i assumed you were talking about the obey me brothers, but lmk if you meant something else! i’m gonna split this into two posts, too, since it’s a lot.

– how the obey me brothers apologize after a fight (pt.1)

> lucifer

it’s going to take him a lot of thinking and missing you to get him to apologize.

this guy is the proudest demon in the devildom. apologizing, unfortunately, has never come easily to him.

lucifer will always think he’s right, so get ready for a long session of pretending the other doesn’t exist :/

and even if lucifer finds out he was wrong, he won’t admit it. not immediately, at least.

eventually, lucifer will begin to miss the warmth next to him in bed. he’ll find himself thinking about the things he said to you. he begins to think that MAYBE... it wouldn’t hurt to ask for forgiveness every once in a while.

what a human you are, he thinks. nobody has ever made me reflect on my actions like this.

you’ll find your dear lucifer calling you to come early before a meeting one day. immediately, you think he’s going to demand you to apologize for the other day, and stand in front of him with strong eyes, not ready to back down

instead, he goes behind the judge’s table, taking out a large bouquet of your favorite flowers.

“i’m sorry for the accusations i made against you last week. i was... i was wrong. will you forgive me, my love?”

> mammon

you’re mammon’s treasure. his precious human. you’re worth more than all the diamonds in the world, and in his eyes, you shine brighter too.

but the raw greed he’d always felt in his bones was never going to go away, would it? even with you in his life, he’d still always want more.

it was the third time he had blew a date off to attend to another “jackpot opportunity”... that ended up making him blow all his money instead

when mammon got home, in low spirits from his latest fail, he found lucifer waiting for him. “where’s _? it’s late and they haven’t come home yet. the rain tonight is extremely heavy too.”

“hell if i know. why don’tcha ca- wait. wait a minute.”

oh shit. mammon turns on his heel, running back out the door. he ran and ran until he reached majolish, where the two of you were supposed to meet four hours ago.

and there you were, crouched in front of the store, sopping wet and shivering. the scary thing was that you didn’t look angry, just sad. tired.

“you finally showed up. thanks, asshole.”

you stood up, walking right past him.

i’m so uncool... mammon couldn’t believe he did that to you, his only one. you deserve so much better than him. maybe i really am scum after all.

but what mattered more than what he did was what he could do now. with that thought, his body moved like it was on auto-pilot.

and right there in the rain, as if he was the male lead of some cheesy romance movie, he turned around, running after you. grabbing your wrist, he pulled you into his embrace.

“dammit, i’m so stupid and i’m sorry, baby. give me one more chance and i swear on diavolo’s name that i won’t ever let myself treat ya like this ever again. please.”

> leviathan

envy is a difficult thing to be accustomed to.

levi knows you love him and more than he’d like to admit, he knows he loves you too. that’s all he should need, right?

but envy is an evil thing, really.

so evil that it pushed him to accuse you of never loving him, just using him to get to his brothers.

(which, in blatant truth, is an insane accusation. why would you use him to date his brothers? you literally LIVE with all of them???)

and when levi felt your hand connect with his cheek, he knew he messed up big time.

“leviathan, i have NEVER taken advantage of you. you’ve been my best friend since the beginning of this exchange and not long after that, my boyfriend. and you know that. how dare you accuse me of thinking about anybody else when it’s only ever been you?”

after seeing you walk out of his room, levi slumped down in defeat. he knew what he said couldn’t have been farther from the truth.

he’ll have trouble figuring out how to apologize, leading you two to not talk for a few days

a text message? no, not sincere enough. should i order a cloud-writing thing? no, too grand...

eventually, he realizes the perfect way to show how sorry he was

you’ll find him knocking at your door one night, when the newest episode of “the magical ruri hanai: demon girl” is airing. you only knew because he was always so excited to watch it with you every week. cutie.

“i-i know this may not seem like a lot, but instead of watching today’s episode, i wanted to just... just talk to you. and apologize. um. is that okay?”

> satan

satan didn’t mean to yell, he swears. not ever at you, at least.

and it’s the worst excuse, really, but he was just filled with so much anger after mammon sold one of his less easily-obtainable books that he couldn’t help but raise his voice.

you sweet thing... you had only come to him to tell him that you loved the book he recommended to you, but he had shouted out of irritation, wanting to be alone

and satan regretted it the moment you turned away from him. no, before that. when he saw your eyes gloss over? when he saw you flinch from the sheer volume of his voice? well, it didn’t matter anymore, did it?

i’m the worst. making them cry like that.

after taking a few minutes to calm down, he went looking for you. satan found you in your room, sniffling into your pillow. you must’ve not even heard him walk in.

he’ll sit on the bedside, whispering your name softly. you stiffen immediately.

you’ll feel a hand on the small of your back, one so warm, so full of love, so familiar, that you almost want to turn to him, but you don’t

he’ll smooth out your hair and rub between your shoulder blades until your sniffling stops and he finds the right words to say to you.

“please look at me, darling. i’m so sorry for what i said. it’s no excuse, but i was angry at something else, not you. never you. let me make it up to you.”

hope u liked it !! part two coming soon! :D sorry if it wasn’t exactly what you wanted :(

[leotssukinaga]

Oikawa and Mattsun Fluff HCS

Anon requested:  hiii! can i request fluffy hcs for the seijoh third years? (if all 4 of them is too much u can pick the ones u wanna do) A/N: seijoh’s third years do be hitting different tho. we all know I'm soft for iwa but I chose not to include him n makki for no reason other than I've been up for 23 hours and I didn't have the energy to write more than 2 ppl rn >_< i’ll probably write those two when I wake up tho (also: pls forgive any mistakes im sleep deprived ill proof read this again when im awake and fluent in english again) (also also: lmk if u wanna read the love letter mattsun got bc i did actually write it and if theres interest ill post it kdjsd)

Oikawa:

you'd think Tōru would expect confessions by now, right? and yea he does but NOT FROM HIS FUCKIN CRUSH

he doesn't know what to do and you've never seen him lose his composure like this

you expected him to give you some cheery apology and send you on your way not take 89 days to respond and refuse to make eye contact

so when he FINALLY gets out that he likes you, too, and he never expected that you'd like him back you're over the moon.

well, your first reaction is that he better not be fucking with you

but he assures you that iwa would likely kill him for playing a prank like that

*fraggle voice* whoopee!! you have a Boyfriend now

this boy is soft for u and u only

honestly? he'd probably stop flirting w the fangirls unless u told him not to

bc he loves you and he never wants to make you feel insecure

if you told him not to stop he'd still keep it to a minimum

a playful wink here and there but in conversation? not so much

"So oikawa, a new coffee shop opened in town and I was thi-"

"Really? I'll have to take Y/N there this weekend. Thanks for telling me!"

If he was worried abt how they'd treat you, he probably wouldn't drop your name. He'd still talk about you though, he'd just call you "my s/o" and so on so forth

for the first few months of ur relationship at least you guys keep it on the down low

not that he wants to!! boy is clingy he wants to be holding your hand 24/7 but he cares about you and he knows his fans would eat you for breakfast if they knew

and he wants to spend as much time dating you without people getting in the way as he can

so for the first few months only iwa knows

but if you can hold your own against them then after a while he'll be bolder and more open abt being w u and eventually, everyone will know

and if you'd rather keep it quiet still, he respects that. hell blow your phone tf up tho if he can't be with you physically he's gonna text u non stop

you wake up every day not to a good morning text but to 6 or 7 YouTube links to videos about aliens

and you're just like "morning babe. wanna tell me what time you went to sleep last night?" and he will avoid that question like the plague

he's terrible. you love him

depending on your tolerance, you probably join forces w iwa

bc you love Tōru!! he is however annoying as fuck sometimes and iwa is good at helping you deal w him when he's being Oikawa

but God, you wouldn't change him for the world

you're lucky to have him, and you tell him that every day

Mattsun:

mattsun was a little surprised when you confessed to him, actually

he'd known you for a little while, though not too well

well enough to develop a Historic crush on you, though

when you started showing up to practice games he assumed you were there for oikawa

sad boymattsun hours initiated

iwa gets the brunt of people talking to him just to get close to oikawa but mattsun and makki experience it somewhat too and he thinks that's what ur friendship is

so when you corner him after a practice game with red cheeks and an envelope he assumes it's for oikawa

but you thrust it into his hands and beg him not to read it until he gets home and apologise for your handwriting (which he's seriously gonna ask you about because you have lovely writing??? please write him letters.)

and he's like? is it really for me??

AND IT FUCKIN IS

and it's long and rambly and all over the place because that's you

and he wants to frame it and put it on his bedside table.

you wrote him a love letter.

you called him an asshole in it.

he really, really wants to kiss you

he writes you a letter in return.

you borderline cry reading it and immediately text him (letter writing takes too damn long)

new quest: dating mattsun

quest objectives: find mattsun. go on a date with mattsun. kiss mattsun (eventually)

(no I can't stop with the game references)

by God are you guys cute

mattsun is an amazing bf

suuuper good listener and really good at telling when somethings wrong

and he gives the warmest hugs

you want mattsuns arms around you 24/7

when you've had a bad day and you meet up w him after practice and he hugs you it's like everything melts away

he’ll whisper to you while you hug

telling you how much you mean to him and kissing just underneath your ear

speaking of kissing his kisses are just *chefs kiss*

your first kiss wouldn't have been out of place in a romance movie (more on that later)

but honestly, every kiss from him feels like there should be some big swell of music that matches the way it makes your heart swell

he's soft with it, cupping your face gently, making eye contact as he leans in

deep kisses that last for minutes, but they're never forceful, there's no fire behind them (unless you want there to be... but these are sfw so)

he just. wants to be close to you, wants to show you how much he adores you

he'll pull back barely an inch, whispering something sweet, pecking your lips at least 3 more times before he pulls away completely

always leave you wanting more 😔

back to romance movies: you have so many romcom moments w this boy

they're not planned or anything he's just Like That

will 100% drop the umbrella and pull you into the street to dance in the rain

and pick you up if you need him to, even if you're fighting

doesn't seem like he'd be too big on pda but honestly?

mattsun fuckin worships the ground you walk on

so if you want pda you get it

mattsun: i dont like pda

mattsun the second he sees you: i have to kiss them right now immediately or I'll DIE

this boy reveres you

love him!!! I am begging u

[br0adwa5]

deh apartment hcs

so i was just scrolling thru Tumblr Dot Com™ and I saw a post that said “does anyone else ever daydream of decorating their first apartment?” (if anyone knows who made that lmk) but anyway i saw that and was like omg if that ain’t alana and then i was like wAIT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THEM so here’s this. fyi this is like a college au type thing ish??

(im sotired this is kinda shitty lol)

(also thank u so much for the luv on my last two hcs? i cr ied? les get to the point sorry)

alana:

ok so this girl would obviously have the neatest apartment ever

it would probably be like a medium size ya know

white walls.

lots of white walls.

and there would be like really pretty marble countertops 

her beadspread (or whateverthefuck u call it) would probably be like grey with white little lines on it

in a pattern tho

like a cute pottery barn one

OH

she would so freaking use evan’s discount at pottery barn are u kidding me

like her entire house would look like a pottery barn catalog

anyway

idk if all apartments have this so excuse me if i sound mega stupif 

but she would use the little intercom-buzzer thing to get into the apartment to her full advantage

like if u wanted to even go up there she would legit do a full on background check

(except for zoe)

(zoe would be like “hey alana it’s-” and alana would be like “yOU CAN COME RIGHT UP”

but it would be like 

“hello who is this?”

“alana you know it’s jared. i just texted you.”

“… ok then what’s your middle name”

“aLANA”

but anyway back to what inspired this in the first place

so alana would SO plan her apartment out from when she was like young enough to understand it ya get it

like she would pick out furniture at age six

(her taste would obviously change as she got older but u get it)

and she would literally have it down to the p a i n t color

like she would walk into home depot or whatever and the worker would expect her to look around for like 40 minutes but she’d be like

“hi hello i’ll take seashell grey in the gloss finish please. make it quick.”

(i totally just made that up what the hell is a gloss finish never heard of her)

i also picture her having lots of house plants? like most of them would be fake bc she’s too busy to keep them alive but they wouldn’t look fake

yeah alana’s apartmetnt would be so put together and like clean cut and nice

zoe:

her apartment would be rad okay

i feel like it would be v hipster and cool

not like Hipster™ but like… hipster?

what am i even saying

okay

so she would definetley have a room with yellow walls

like her rooms would be painted cool colors and stuff

but yellow specifically

she just seems like a yellow person

she would have a big wall that’s all chalkboard paint

wait now im really excited about this wall oh my god

like when everyone would go over her house they would all take a chalkboard marker (real chalk makes too much of a mess) and write and draw on it

evan would do little doodles of trees and write sweet and encouraging stuff

connor would either draw a hecking masterpiece or write really small in the corner “fuk u”

there’s no in between

alana would just doodle hearts and stuff

or when she’d be over doing homework w zoe she’d try to teach her math and science and stuff on it

a w 

jared would just draw memes 

i think we can all agree on that one

but annyyywwayy

she would refuse to get anything like store bought mainstream

like she would go to little shops in the middle of nowhere

or garage sales

and get the cutest stuff 

her house would be so homey but at the same time like “wtf why is this so perfect”

l o t s of tapestries

don’t fight me on this

it wouldn’t be the regular mendala ones that a lot of people get

(but she would for sure have a few of those too)

it would be like really cool unique stuff

lots of maps of the world

tie dye

ya kniw

they would mostly be taking up all of the celing space and some wall space in her room

she would so have a polaroid camera i KNOW IT

and she would put them all on pieces of string w clothespins and string them up around her room 

all pics of her frands and stuff

awwww zoe

she’d also probably have a room just for her dog

(btw if u didn’t see my other hc i see her as having a golden retriever named kiwi)

(but anyway)

like it was supposed to be a closet sbut she just didn’t use it

so she was like “well… okay let’s do this”

and evan will spend h o u r s at a time in that room

ugh she would just have the cutest apartment v colorful and stuff

evan:

evan’s apartment would be v small

he llved with his mom the first two years of college but decided to move out because he was feeling like he made a lot of progress and was ready to live on his own (btw is it canon tht he lives w his mom first year of college? i forget lmk)

(but he wasn’t really living on his own bc connor was always over or he was at connor’s place) 

he would have a v little sitting area w a really old tv and a worn out couch that was probably free on the side of the road or cheap from a garage sale

he would have a fridge and oven and stuff but he’d mostly just use the microwave

(ho;ly shit “some people say just use a microwave…”)

(i h8 myself why why why ok moving on)

his diet would mainly consist of ramen noodles

bc he doesn’t want to leave and have to socalize with people at fast food places or the grocery store

but every once and a while zoe would come over like “evan wtf” and make him food to hold him over for a while

(uh hc that zoe’s a really good cook??/)

he would have a little bedroom with a big window in it

and his comforter would be blue with navy stripes (similar to The Shirt™ but not completley the same)

he would have lots of sticky notes everywhere

like ranging from “don’t forget to feed the dog” to “don’t worry about it, it’s probably not a big deal”

and when he was in a really good mental state he would write them and stick them in places he know he’d see when he wasn’t in the best shape

and it would encourage him to keep going

wow that’s equally heartbreaking and adorable

ok don’t fight me on this we all know it’s a thing

he would have plants. eve ry wh ere

like there wouldn’t be a single fake plant in there

but he loved them bc he felt like it made the air fresher??? like it supplied more oxygen in the room which made it easier to breathe when he was feeling anxious??

(idk i can’t really explain it but that’s how i feel when i get anxious so i feel like it would help him too)

but it would range from huge ass borderline trees to succlents the size of his thumb nail

he would have s o many succulents

he would name them all

aaaaaaaAaAAAA

and each of his friends would have a plant named after them

even though it was small he really loved his apartment

bc he worked really hard to be able to pay for it and buy the furniture and stuff

so it was like his baby

yeah that’s my boy evan handsoap!

connor:

connor’s apartment would actually be pretty big

like everything would be super super high quality and nice 

he would so have a recliner chair

you know the one i’m talking about okay

and he would spend most of his time in there

even though he def has a huge nice sectional

(btw most of his furniture is black)

when evan would come over he wouldn’t want to get up out of it

but even always wanted to cuddle

so the first time evan was like “con come over hereee”

connor just scooched over

and evan was like “??”

but just went over to him

and they were kinda squished but they loved it 

bc they were so close to eachother

AW IM SCREECHING

but yeah they would love to cuddle on the recliner

his kitchen would be p nice too

like he would have a weirdly high tech fridge and a really nice oven and stuff

but if u opened the fridge there would just be like a half dranken (that is nOT a word) bottle of mountain dew, a cheese stick, and maybe on a good day some random leftovers

(btw idk why but i see his parents buying him most of the stuff in his apartment,, this doesn’t really make sense when i think about it but i can’t not do it what am i saing now awioehfdlsnk)

his room would be nice

he would have a big bed with a black and white plaid duvet cover

omg evan would l o v e his bed

like evan of course loves his own bed but connor’s is just so comfy

(plus connor’s bed also has connor)

(anywho)

his walls would be like a greyish blue color

but his furniture would still be all black

he would have a big desk and he always kept sticky notes around for evan to doodle on if he ever got anxious

and he has an entire drawer in his dresser just for his hair ties because he has an unhealthy amount of them

at all times

partly because he wants to keep his hair up sometimes

but partly because he always wears one around his wrist to snap when he gets mad or can’t control his emotions

and he always ends up loosing them

oh also his shower in his bathroom would be BOMB like im talking it has one of those little ledge chair thingies 

and the water pressure is a plus

and evan’s shower at his apartment is like sucky so he always just showers at connors

(i mean this in the least innapropriate way possible btw jus clearing that up)

but connor would spend SO much time there

so would evan tbh

so yeh

jared:

ok guys

hear me out on this one

but i feel like jared would have a surprisingly nice apartment??

like,,, actually very nice

they would all love hanging out there when they were all together

the first time he asked them over they were like “… u sure”

they were expecting to walk into something that looked like a super crappy hotel room with garbage all over

but they walked in and were like “jared what the fuk”

because this place was nice

like,, , he would always have the most food out of all of them

(which wasn’t saying much but still)

he would have a big nice couch with lots of extra like beanbags all over

they would all have their own that they used

and his tv would be poppin okay

he would have his old wii hooked up to it

and they would constantly have mario kart tournaments

jared always insisted on being wario

for the Memes™

he would be the only one out of all of them with an amazon fire stick so they would always watch movies all together at his house

and sometimes they would just randomly take it without telling him

(i’m looking at u connor)

and he wouldn’t notice for a few days but when he did he went cRAZY

but anyway

his room would b supa cool

he would have a really nice bed

omg he would have like video game and other nerd stuff posters e v e r y w  h e r e

like everywhere

little to no wall space for anything elsee

every once in a while he would go through his camera roll and print the pictures that he liked the best to hang up on his wall

hear me out bc this is gonna sound weird

he would probably have a dead meme shrine in one of the corners of the wall on the bottom

that he started as a joke with connor and zoe once but it jst spiraled out of control until every dead meme was recognized as soon as it went out

he would have a tv in his room

not as good as his one in the living room but still

he has two tvs what even jared

that’s where he would put his xbox

and he would game all night man

ah i love jared sm

ok that’s it hope u enjoyed ahhahah

[angstandhappiness]

Neat!

fayetos' first meeting

one day i'll turn this into a proper fic, but today is not that day. in the meantime, enjoy my rough idea of what i think happened during kratos and faye's first meeting.

kratos' first meeting with faye involves kratos stumbling upon a dead deer in the wildwoods.

he's confused at first. the deer seemed to have died to wounds that couldn't have been inflicted by nature or animal predators, but he's never seen another person in these woods.

he's cautious, but decides to take the deer for himself. it's winter, and game has been scarce lately.

as soon as he touches the deer, an axe flies toward him from seemingly nowhere, missing his head by less than an inch.

he's on guard immediately, blades in hand. faye emerges from the woods, recalling her axe to her open palm with a stormy expression.

"leave it alone."

kratos bites back a scathing remark. instead he says nothing, grumbling, blades secured tightly in his fists. faye, in turn, clutches the handle of her axe tighter.

(it looks large for her, he notes in the back of his mind. she must be strong to be able to carry such a weapon so easily.)

faye studies him for a moment. her first thought is that the man looks wholly out of place. grey skin, bright red tattoos, not to mention those things in his hands. they're not from here, that's obvious enough.

"those blades." faye murmurs, eyes narrowing somewhat. "what are they?"

kratos twitches and grunts. he doesn't like talking about the blades in any capacity. he only uses them for survival. he answers vaguely, "it is not your concern."

"considering you look about two seconds from killing me with them, i'd say it is." her lips twitch upward amusedly. a gentle suggestion of peace.

kratos is not so easily swayed. he keeps his hold on the blades tight, eyes not leaving her axe. this isn't a weapon he wants to be on the wrong end of (like he currently is).

faye notices where his gaze is pointed. this man is scarred, she realizes, and not just physically. he's coiled tight, like he could break into a fight at any moment. like "fight" is all he knows.

she lowers her axe slowly, not loosening her grip. she's not stupid, she will fight if he does. but maybe she won't need to. "that's my game." she says calmly, nodding to the deer.

"i did not know another person lived in these woods," is all kratos says in response.

"neither did i. you live here?"

"for the moment."

faye wonders what exactly that means, but doesn't press with it. she's certainly intrigued by this man, if nothing else. "then i suppose we should get used to each other's company, no?"

kratos grunts. slowly, he lowers his weapons and steps back. "take your game and go. i will not disturb you if you do not disturb me."

"you disturbed me first." faye teases, but kratos' back is already to her.

she smiles as she hooks her axe onto her back. she debates offering to share her catch with him, but decides against it at the last second. the man seems eager to part with her, and she won't force him to stay. she knows this won't be their last meeting.