#my favorite dysfunctional trio fr

[stellocchia]

Some more incorrect quotes from HERE. This time we got Color, Killer, and Nightmare because I'm low-key obsessed with this trio...

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Nightmare: Happy birthday Killer! I'm your gift!

Killer, whispering to Color: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep him?

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Nightmare: Alright Color, what do you want?

Color: I want Killer to disown you and adopt me!

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Nightmare: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Killer: Do you make any other kind?

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Color: When do you usually go to sleep?

Killer: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the players.

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Nightmare: Don’t say a word.

Killer: Fergalicious.

Nightmare: Killer, I said no words.

Killer: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

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Killer: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Color: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Killer: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.

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Killer: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Color: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Killer: Absolutely not.

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Killer: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Nightmare: A pet WHAT?!

Color: William Snakespeare.

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Nightmare: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Killer: Actually, Color is my favourite.

Nightmare: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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Color: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

Killer: A stab wound.