#my fave snacc

[meowkarii]

Happy gay month part 2!

[elrondsscribe]

So made a thread version of this on Twitter, but here’s a sermon in honor of my surprise Númenor fave from this season: Valandil!

My friends and I on Tumblr/Twitter noticed that in both the proclamation and Galadriel’s challenge, Valandil steps up while nobody else wants to go first.

We agreed that he has some big Eldest Child “I gotta make it happen or it won’t happen” energy.

We also theorized a background of underprivilege, at least in comparison to Isildur and Ontamo. I feel this most when Isildur gets them all failed from the Sea Guard — Ontamo isn’t happy, but Valandil is *beside himself* with rage - to the point that he trashes Isil’s dead mom.

And you’ll notice Valandil’s the one that makes the “your father got you a spot” jab when Isildur makes it on the boat. The tension only really eases when Elendil reveals he’s made Isildur a stable sweep.

Oh and also! He’s the Star Pupil! Remember Galadriel’s “How to Kill An Orc For Dummies” Class? She said Stab, Twist, Gut. Behold, when Valandil comes to Middle-Earth: stab, twist, gut!

(He deserves a gold star. And a cookie.)

He spends a lot of time holding ppl up at the end of this season 2. Here he is carrying Isildur and supporting Miriel. He’s there to break the news to Elendil that Isildur is gone, and he’s there when Elendil has his “should’ve let the Elf drown” moment.

Someone on Twitter theorized that Valandil might evolve into one of the more prominent Faithful in later seasons, but a friend of mine here suggests that he could easily also become one of the King’s Men. He could observe Elendil’s grief and Míriel’s blindness and say “so much for being Faithful!”

Whichever it is, this the Second Age and everyone is screwed in the end, and I reeeally don’t like the implications of a scene where Sauron casually hands him his sword back. Seems kinda ominous to me.

Do we need to say anything about Valandil and Isildur? I don’t think so. I think this right here speaks for me.

In conclusion!

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He a SNACC

[nuubles]

yay thanks @yuiaka for tagging me :D

last song - negative cat -

the artists name is blank but you can probably find more info with xooox or x0o0x :3

fave color - purple my beloved <3 also magenta, pink and light yellow

currently reading - hhhh so many things :::D. probably the best sfw ones that I'm now reading are In/Spectre, Mieruko-Chan, and Brainless Witch

currently watching - pretty much nothing, the seasons are just finishing up :0. I've watched some solo leveling but it's really edgy tbh and one of the ones that I havent finished literally today :D

spicy/savoury/sweet - I can't handle spice at all ;-;. like literally one person said that they know a person who has a thing with tastes being too strong but they can eat some spicy chips so they should be fine for me too - nope ::3. I just can't handle hot stuff literally almost at all, I'm the definition of a person who can't handle heat. Other spices regardless whether they're savoury or sweet are good and I can't really decide between those two :D. savoury with not hot spices for real food and sweet for snacc <3

relationship status - taken

current obsessions - stickers mugs drawing gaming reading watching :D. artsy stuff

all people I would've tagged have already been tagged so I won't be adding any more tags to this chain :d

[organichotchoco]

Who was your favorite bird in Hatoful? I happened to adore that one little sparrow that theres a secret ending with. Love her.

hmmmmmmm I'm tied between Yuuya and Hitori lol. Azami (the sparrow I think you were talking about) is also pretty cool tho! The ending where we beat up the punkgeons and start a biker gang with her is one of my faves!

Onto my birdie favoritism struggles (Spoilers ahead!):

On one wing Yuuya is sexy, suave, a child murderer, a super cool spy, hates himself a bit and is hiding his true feelings under his carefreeness and flirtyness, and a legit (Christmas) snacc

On the other wing, Hitori is...Hitori. Lost his family, coherced a depressed person into group suicide, but left them for dead and stole their identity, is constantly hallucinating his dead brother and is just mentally unstable in general, is super sleepy, and shot Shuu (Major Hitori W)

...Yeah I think I like Hitori more lol. Yuuya will always be close to my heart tho (and my tummy lol)!

[f-identity]

tag memes and State of Nad

I've been tagged by more than one person in respective posts, so the following are my entries.

Tagged by @chin-up-spartan (thank you bestie <3) 🦅

Rules: Tag some people you want to know better and/or catch up with, then answer the questions below!

Last Song: "Watch The World Burn" by Trivium. Fave band for multiple occasions, whether driving or writing. Studying, even.

Three Ships: KOBD (or Punformers as I call them), Venom/Eddie, uhhh a demon/monster with a self-insert (I've been vent-writing that last pairing).

Currently Reading: Recently finished Northern Lights by Philip Pullman. Maybe I was reading too fast, or I just need a break before reading the next two books.

Last Movie: The Green Knight (2021). Dev Patel is a snacc, though the movie is not quite what I expected.

Craving: The household freedom/autonomy to establish a healthy weekly routine, especially after the end of food policing month enforced by household.

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do this? I don't want to be a bother 😓

----- Next meme, tagged by @whatudottu 🦎

Relationship status: Single, as far as I know.

Favourite colour: Soft pastel or pearly purple <3

Something I want right now: The various fiction and non-fiction books I have in my Kinokuniya Books shopping cart.

Song stuck in my head: "Cid's Theme" from FF VII Soundtrack by Nobuo Uematsu.

Three favourite foods: O'Briens classic chicken tripledecker sandwich, karipap / curry puffs, chocolate-filled biscuits.

Last song I listened to: (looks at Spotify this time) "Beast and the Harlot" by Avenged Sevenfold.

Last thing I googled: "Garmin Forerunner 55 Malaysia", because I was looking to buy a hopefully proper fitness tracker.

Dream trip: Mentally drawing a blank here because I'd rather escape my current household first.

If you had the opportunity to [safely] become a cyborg via body upgrades, would you take it? Well, fuck yeah. It'd be much easier for me to keep up with machinery maintenance than having to deal with ""diets"" and ""exercise"". I'll choose my own shape, and my alt mode can be a human-sized birb.

No pressure tags: I dunno. If either of these tag questionnaires pique your interest, feel free to do'em and tag me in reading.

Link to second tag meme post template.

----- In further news, 🐌

As per posts I reblogged to my creativity tag, I've thrown ingredients at my brain and worked on unclogging the pipes. Of course, progress on my WIPs will be faster if I can freely have table-space for writing, but I am still re-adapting to my fanfic pond.

Birdbrain is also keen on the topic of demons in general, and the possibility of fallen angels and non-Christian demigods just accepting their common classification as "demons"'. Her working title for this potential new worldbuild is "Decolonial Demons".

[fargreencountryswiftsunrise]

#kitsune #romance #tropes #shipping #OKAY BUT I'M GONNA TAG THIS SPECIIFCALLY #john wick #ON ACCOUNT OF iam low key (HIGH KEY) imagining this as helen and john #and see...usually with my pairings where i have a whump fave i like them to do most of the expressions of devotion in a thing? #which in most of my other rambles means that john is the one being No Chill about the relationship #on account of (1) he CANONICALLY has no chill about the relationship it has defined his life and (2) whump fave #so that would USUALLY mean that john is the green fox #but...i ALSO think that absent being forced to verbalize things or actual literal captivity situations #(the Elder and Viggo come to mind) john is very Not Great at verbalizing how much he loves helen? #john is an Acts of Service or a Quality Time kind of love language guy #AND THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT - THE MORE I LOVE HELEN AS THE GREEN FOX #because where's that POST about small relatively harmless characters protecting larger ones on principle and affection alone? #john is lying in bed being little spoon on account of JOHN IS LITTLE SPOON I WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND #and helen is cuddling him and thinking Green Fox thoughts #counting his scars and wondering how he got them - wrapping her arms around him like she can retroactively protect him #thinking about whether or not anyone from the underworld would try to take him back #worrying about the nightmares he has or the times he has trouble sleeping #and then thinking about how very much she would like to kill all of the people who ever hurt him #because john wick is the boogeyman but helen is the one who married him #AND HELEN IS LIKE I SHOULD TELL HIM. John loves it when i give Words of Affirmation (on account of Praise Kink) #but she really doesn't know how to put the complicated mix of very dark but also very protective feelings she has into words for once #on account of she isn;t sure herself how to deal with her darkness or the nature of it #and she is very very sure that john wouldn't laugh at her offering to protect him...but he woudl be convinced he didn't need it #and john NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED FROM THE COLD HARD WORLD #so helen is just like MLEM AND JOHN WAKES UP AND IS LIKE ALRIGHT I AM NOW SNACC I ACCEPT THIS @takiki16

[the59er]

19 - 25 Jun 2023

19th Jun 2023, Monday Listening: Sunny Sloth, Monster Rally

Temperature has gone down but I still got myself a couple of Alltest just in case. Tomorrow Mom's getting admitted to the hospital so today I tried to do as much office work as possible, fuelled by some serious snaccs that I bought on impulse while we were at bens the other night, as motivashe :p

I also forgot that in the midst of my fever yesterday, we had a small dins for Dad's day.

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20th Jun 2023, Tuesday Listening: Lovelovelove, Flea

Mom's day 1 at the hosp. Dad took the morning "shift".

In the meantime, I had to settle house things. Went out to get myself lunch since Dad told me to makan sendiri. Zuls took me to mega ceria, nasi padang supremacy! He also made me try popia for funsies before I finally head off to the hosp.

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21st Jun 2023, Wednesday Listening: Just a Phase, Incubus

Kat's birthday! One of my fave high school friends, for sure. Though we don't hang out these days, something about Kat just radiates warmth and sincerity. Every year I will try to make Brandon Boyd-related birthday wish for her 😂

Aside from that, I went to the hosp again for Mom. Her actual surgery is tomorrow. She looks nervous, but that's perfectly normal.

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22nd Jun 2023, Thursday Listening: Cherry, Ratatat

Mom's surgery day. Went for my post-op "shift" but got shoo-ed out by the nurses because it wasn't visiting hours, eventhough I was the caretaker. Meh.

So to kill time, I went to 2121's working ground for my super late lunch after realising that my last meal was merely oden from famima in the morning. (It was also my first time!)

It's very comforting. Anyway, it's always very cute to see zuls on "work mode" hehe.

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23rd Jun 2023, Friday Listening: Don't Cry, Deerhunter

Had to take additional EL because Mom is still at the hosp so I had to settle home stuff. It's very tiring, I dont know how people do it on the daily.. Maybe this is an indicator that Im actually not ready to have my own family? Or maybe I just need a better family dynamic. Idk. Because it feels like my work is neverending. Ive got home stuff, and office stuff, it's crazy. Mad respect to all working Moms (& Dads) out there.. I got so frustrated I just had to go out and take a breather (whitebox) later in the evening.

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24th Jun 2023, Saturday Listening: Pork & Beans, Weezer

Mom is home, hamdulillah. Couple days ago I learned of the word "gedebe" and for some reason I decided to google its origin and I stumbled upon this Italian brand lol:

Petang; teman-ed 2121 on his break at taman tun where I had a nice sirap bandung. I love sirap bandung. Obsessed. Afterwards singgah yush and I squealed at the sight of Jamal after not seeing him in awhile!

K.O-ed early because I was just too exhausted by house work.

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25th Jun 2023, Sunday Listening: Layla, Eric Clapton

Went on my morning walk. Mom also asked for bread, so, okay.

Petang met up with zuls, I can't remember where we went, maybe we went to yush? But I do remember we stopped by grocer's to get yakult. And today I learned of a treatment called "fasyu".

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Ok yet another week of June, done and dusted. Im just grateful that my Mom is ok.

[heartshaped-lou]

bestie youre so right for that tag

only speaking the objevtive truth here <3

[sidetongue]

Some Ferg updates because I love love love this baby

[ofherlionheart]

Having just obsessively read the boo chronicles, I think I just found my new comfort/go-to zukka universe for when I need a pick me up!! I read it out of order (4, 1, 2, 3) and honestly it was really fun to see how well you write your characters as individuals & to see how relationships change. Also your OCs are out of this world, esp considering how little we see them. Kudos and pls don’t ever stop writing (unless you want to) bc you are the Gordon Ramsey of fanfic

sadlkfjasd;lkfj anon ‘the Gordon Ramsey of fanfic’ has me CACKLING

thank you sm for this kind message! im so happy to hear the boo chronicles brings you comfort 💛 also there is no right or wrong order for reading the series b/c im writing it totally out of chronological order lol

[heonie-ween]

oh kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[old-castlegachi]

old man sharkface

[cornsketches]

Zombie apocalypse au where Iwaizumi get turned and everyone dies :)

[daredussy]

what’s ur fave snack (food)

I eat a hell of a lot of rice

ask me anything

[jynzandtonic]

HOLY SHIT I FINALLY DID IT, Y’ALL! A COMPLETE MASTERLIST! All of my writings are laid out under the cut. XOXOXO!

Last updated: October 4, 2021 (refresh the masterlist)

Hop on the taglist!  -  Join the Discord!  -  Say hi on AO3!  -  buy me a whiskey! - READ & SUPPORT ADCU WRITERS OF COLOR 

 Aaaand just a quick reminder...

ADAM SACKLER - Girls (2012-2017)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Adam Sackler - (450 words)

an intro to Sackler in the jynzandtonic universe

The Show Must Go On - AO3 - (1.8k + 1.7k + 2k words)

{part 1} - {part 2} - {part 3}

switch!Sackler x switch!reader: “omg they were quarantined!” w/ anonymous webcam sex and edging

Cherry - (1.6k + ? words)

{part 1} - {part 2 tba; it’s on the back burner!}

Daddy!Sackler x virgin!reader: reader has a daddy kink and innocence kink, initiates a pre-negotiated roleplay scenario for their first time sexual experience

Swiped - AO3 - audio - (1.2k + 1.3k + 2k words)

FULL FIC + AUDIO or {part 1} - {part 2} - {part 3}

Sackler x inexperienced/virgin!reader: “omg and they were roommates!” w/ idiots-to-lovers, instruction, dirty talk

Cake - (1k + 1.9k + ?) - to be continued!

{part 1} - {part 2} - {part 3}

Sackler asks what you want for your birthday. You ask for DAT BOOTY. Switch!Sackler x switch!reader pegging fic!

What to Expect - AO3 - (30k+) - WIP!

ch.1 - ch.2 - ch.3 - ch.4 - ch.5 - ch.6 - ch.7 - ch.8 - ch.9 - ch.10 - ch.11 - ch.12 - ch.13 - ch.14 - ch.15 (epilogue)

You decide to have a baby via donor, but your friend across the hall offers to help out the old-fashioned way. Preggo/Babyfic feat. Sackler!

Whole - AO3 - (500 words)

There are days when it feels like you just can’t get out of bed. There are days when you feel like you’re broken. But with Adam, you know you’re never really alone.

Ask Her - AO3 - audio - (5k words)

When you let it slip that you fooled around with your best friend back in the day, Sackler asks if you’d do it again. When you say you would, he can’t seem to let the idea of the three of you go. Maybe—just maybe—all you have to do is ask her.

Basic Instinct - AO3 - (25k)

ch.1 - ch. 2 - ch. 3 - ch. 4 - ch. 5 - ch. 6 - ch.7 - ch. 8

It’s a lucky coincidence—when you’re desperately searching for a new place, Adam Sackler has a room for rent. Plus, alphas and betas make great roommates, right? … Right?

- THOTS -

Losing your virginity to Sackler

Adam making you cum while out at dinner w/ his parents

Sackler fingerfucking you on a rollercoaster

Facefucking and spitting in your mouth

Sackler screeching for cuddles

Sackler finding ‘innocent’ virgin!reader’s vibrator

Feeling needy and giving Sackler a sloppy, lovey BJ

Sackler teaching anxious reader how to give him head

Sackler wanting to see your lipstick smeared on his cock

Shy reader pulling The Lip Bite (TM) on Adam

Temperature play w/ ice cubes

Shy reader turning passionate for Sackler

What are the odds: wearable vibe at work

You and Sackler jerking each other off at a movie theater

Fucking you so hard you forget you even met your ex

Soft dom!reader overstimulating sweet Sackler

Adam eating your pussy on a hike

Riding Sackler’s face to shut him the fuck up

Sweet, soft sex with Sackler in front of your ex

Soft, sleepy morning sex

Adam loving on your teeny tiny titties

Gremlin!Sackler fingering the fuck outta you

Shit-talking switch!Sackler feat. some bondage

Catching Sackler jerkin’ it and playing with his titties

Some very possessive dirty talk

Adam finding virgin!reader’s dildo

Sackler ‘helping’ busy student!reader unwind

Proud reader fucking Sackler backstage between shows

Sackler buys you your very first vibe

Sackler pulling up your sundress and fucking you in the park

Sleeping in *ahem* too small of a bed with roommate Sackler

Sex that sent you and Sackler to the ER

Sackler in a healthy, communicative relationship

Sackler comforting a reader far away from home

Sackler with asexual!reader

- SNACCS -

Random shit that Adam says in bed with you

Pregnancy kink with Adam Sackler

Sackler’s nicknames for reader

Daddy!Adam Sackler daydreams

Misc Sackler hcs: dirty talk, sex, exhibitionism, domestic fluff

Songs on my Sackler “bedroom playlist”

Comparing the temperature of your mouth and cunt

Sackler eating out nervous!reader for the first time

How Sackler gives kisses

Dan + Sackler soothing your anxiety

Making grumpy Sackler BEG FOR IT

Bashful Sackler hcs

On Adam’s chaotic!switch tendencies

NSFW Alphabet: Cum + Fave Position

On seeing a usually self conscious partner feel confident about their body

Adam Sackler loves love

Sexy HCs: cum, masturbation, oral, kinks, pussy-eating

CLYDE LOGAN - Logan Lucky (2017)

- FICS -

Meet the Boys: Clyde Logan

Maybe - AO3 - (1k words)

breeding kink/creampie WITHOUT the possibility/goal of reader becoming pregnant

Clyde gets ASMR - AO3 - (1k words)

Your sweet boy Clyde is the first guest on your ASMR channel. SFW fluff, can you believe it?!

Solstice - AO3 - (3k + 1.8k words)

{part 1} - {part 2}

It happens every Winter Solstice–you shift into a fox and wander the West Virginian woods for the longest night of the year. When you’re injured in an accident, the kind local bartender takes you into his care. Little does he know you’ll shift back into your human form come sunrise… without a shred of clothing on you.

The Plunge - AO3 - (3.4k words)

Clyde's not too hot on the idea of you swimmin' all by yourself at night, so it's up to you to convince him to join you for some moonlight skinny dipping.

In Vino Veritas - AO3 - (6.6k words)

In Vino Veritas — ‘In Wine, Truth.' You open up your very own wine bar, but one Boone County bartender isn’t particularly pleased about it. When a rift emerges between the two of you, will you find a way to mend it? And is there really “truth in wine?”

Eyes Wide Open - AO3 - (1.5k words)

It's all anonymous, and you're so hungry for a lover's touch. You'll never see him; he'll never know you. After an hour together, you'll part ways and never cross paths again. You couldn't find each other if you tried. As luck would have it, you might not need to.

- THOTS -

Rowdy fuckin’ with Clyde

Clyde comforting reader after a fight with a parent/other

Touch-starved, babbling, dirty-talking Clyde

Daddy!Clyde fucking bratty reader while decorating the xmas tree

Clyde getting riled up watching you do stretches

Mirror-fucking and dirty-talk with Clyde

Phone sex with Clyde

Teaching Clyde to dance

Making Clyde do a homemade facemask*

Clyde wants a baby for Christmas

Admiring and loving on Clyde’s soft cock

The first time Clyde made your cheeks go hot

Filthy fucking at Duck Tape with Clyde 

Clyde’s very first time eating pussy*

Crying on Clyde’s cock

Clyde making you cum seven times in a row (for luck, y’know)

Facesitting with Daddy!Clyde

Clyde fucking your ass at Duck Tape after seeing your plug

Leaving the big city and reassuring Clyde of your choice

Waking Clyde up with some slow head

Sweet n sensual mirror sex with Clyde

Clyde comforting you with slow lovemaking

Clyde comforting isolated reader

Sending/receiving nude pics with Clyde

Corrupting sweet sub!Clyde

- SNACCS -

Clyde comforting sad reader (gn)

Clyde + breeding kink/pregnancy - part 1

Clyde + breeding kink/pregnancy - part 2

Clyde + breeding kink/pregnancy - part 3

Clyde with a lactation kink

Clyde taking care of you when you’re sick

Netflix and... cockwarming. oops

Riding Clyde’s cock. That’s it. That’s the post.

Marking his territory with creampies

Fantasizing about meeting Clyde at the bar

Clyde x SIZE KINK

Loving fussing over Clyde

High school Clyde (uwu)

Telling Clyde you want to have a baby

Clyde being protective of you

NSFW Alphabet: Oral + Jack Off

Clyde eating pussy

MORE Clyde and breeding kink

The first time you have sex with Clyde feat. SIZE KINK

Sexy HCs: creampies, pussy-eating, and pregnancy

FLIP ZIMMERMAN - Blackkklansman (2017)

- FICS -

Under the Stars - AO3 - (2.8k)

Flip Zimmerman’s always talking shit—even about the gear you’ve brought on your weekend camping trip. When the rain rolls in, will you help him out with a dry place to sleep?

Sweeter Than Honey (multichapter)- coming soon!

- THOTS -

Visiting Flip at the station to show him your new lipstick

Flip daring you to sit on a vibe for 20min (overstim)

Coming home to find you in lingerie + his flannel

Fucking you in the archives division and telling you to keep quiet

GOOD COP BAD COP feat. Flip + Ronnie

Mirror sex in a dressing room

Breeding kink w/ Flip*

Your first time with Flip - part 1

Your first time with Flip - part 2

Fucking the brat out of you at a holiday party

Flip taking care of you after a long work day

Lovey-dovey drunk sex with Flip

Playing strip-poker with Flip

Slapping Flip (hint: it doesn’t go over well)

Flip spitting on your pussy

JUST how much Flip loves you

Slow lovemaking with Flip

- SNACCS -

Flip’s kinks, fave things to do in bed, and aftercare

Flip cheering you up after a bad day

Visiting Flip at the station in your skimpiest outfit

Flip being territorial over you in public

L.E.O. boys on National Horny Day

Flip being charming and playful

NSFW Alphabet: Aftercare, Goofy, Motivation, Stamina, Unfair

Gender-affirming lovin’ with Flip (transmasc!reader)

Semi-public sex and getting caught

On the subject of Flip’s balls

Growing old with Flip

OFFICER RONNIE PETERSON - The Dead Don’t Die (2018)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Ronnie Peterson - (1k words)

an intro to Ronnie in the jynzandtonic universe, in which the ending of The Dead Don’t Die is gleefully retconned

Holds Two Nicely - AO3 - (2k + ? words)

{part 1} - {part 2 coming soon}

switch!Ronnie gets road head in the Smart Car, and reader’s gonna pay for pulling that type of shenanigans

This Is The Way - AO3 - (2.6k words)

STAR WARS ROLEPLAY SEX WITH MANDO!RONNIE

Bad Day - AO3 - (2k)

blowing off a bad day with some mutual masturbation + squirting

- THOTS -

Meet the Boys: Officer Ronnie Peterson

Hand kink w/ Ronnie’s giant paws

Deepthroating + dirty talk with sweet + spicy bby Ronnie

Rescuing Ronnie from the apocalypse and settling in the big city

GOOD COP BAD COP feat. Flip + Ronnie

Handcuffing and domming Ronnie

Ronnie can’t keep his hands off you at the PD holiday party

Sitting on Ronnie’s face... HE LIKES IT.

Mando!Reader doms subby Ronnie

Cockwarming as a form of dominance with switch!Ronnie

DOUBLE PENETRATION with Ronnie + a Clone-A-Willy

Ronnie finding you half-naked in a Stormtrooper costume

Thigh-riding Ronnie at the station

Ronnie overstimulating you with a clit-sucker + cockwarming

Giving Ronnie head in the bathroom at a frat party

Ronnie spanking you after he has a rough day skiing

Make-up snuggling with Ronnie after a fight

Virgin!Ronnie x virgin!reader thots

Sending/receiving nudes with Ronnie

- SNACCS -

Fluffy/dirty HCs for nerdy boy Ronnie

What are Ronnie’s hugs like?

How Ronnie dresses when he’s not in uniform

L.E.O. boys on National Horny Day

Dan + Ronnie on Daddy kink

Ronnie Peterson Tummy Appreciation Post

NSFW Alphabet: Jack Off, Zzzzz, + Dirty Secret

CHARLIE BARBER - Marriage Story (2019)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Charlie Barber - (550 words)

an intro to Charlie in the jynzandtonic universe, which occurs solely post-Marriage Story

Exit Stage Right - AO3 - (1k words)

Theater smut and a very protective, soft Daddy!Charlie

Special Spot - AO3 - (850 words)

Daddy!Charlie is stressed from work and asks you to play with his ass

Business or Pleasure - AO3 - (1.7k words + ?) - WIP!

{part 1} - {part 2}

CHARLIE BARBER x READER x DAN JONES THREESOME

Lost and Found - AO3 - (4.6k words)

You’re an artist in New York City patiently waiting to find your soulmate. But what happens if your soulmate didn’t wait to find you?

- THOTS -

Desperate, touch-starved fucking with Charlie

Cockwarming in the theater with Charlie

Charlie buying sex toys for reader

Building IKEA furniture + drinking wine

How Kind of You to Let Me Cum: etiquette kink with Daddy!Charlie

Counting belt spankings for Daddy!Charlie

Charlie rubbing your clit on the subway

Daddy!Charlie feat. squirting kink

Charlie comforting you after a hard day

Christmas party cockwarming with Charlie

Thigh-riding Charlie in his office

Professor!Charlie Barber fucking you in the library stacks

Charlie and a little bit of voyeurism/exhibitionism

Teasing Charlie like a little brat

Charlie fucking nonbinary!reader senseless for looking too good

Sleepy morning head with Charlie + erogenous zones

Charlie punishing you with edging, spanking, and overstim

Wearing Charlie’s hand like a necklace + mirror sex

Late-night somnophilia with Charlie

Distracting Professor!Charlie during office hours

Getting messy making pancakes with Charlie

Cockwarming for Charlie during his zoom meetings

Charlie taking his frustration out on you + aftercare

Student/teacher cockwarming with Professor!Barber

Falling asleep after sex with Charlie

Soft breeding kink feels with Charlie

- SNACCS -

Misc Charlie hcs: nicknames, sex, aftercare, + more

Charlie sending you gorgeous NYC lingerie

d-d-d-d-DADDY KINK + more

NSFW Alphabet: Unfair - remote control vibe

NSFW Alphabet: Cum, Jack Off, Fave Position, Goofy, Stamina

Charlie teaching you your manners before a fancy date

Daddy!Charlie on erotic piercings

Threesomes with Charlie: Adam, Dan, + Toby

PHILLIP ALTMAN - This Is Where I Leave You (2014)

- FICS -

A Great American Pastime - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Edging bratty sub!Phillip

Phillip messing with you during Passover Seder

Sudsy shower sex with Altman

Altman fucking you in the pool during a family bbq

Making Philly cum in his pants at a house party

Phillip buying you a naughty present

Pegging bratty Phillip

Phillip degrading + facefucking you

Handcuffing Phillip and riding his face

- SNACCS -

Phillip + Sackler on the BDSM test

NSFW Alphabet: Goofy, Motivation, Unfair, Volume

Spending Hanukkah with Phillip

Sending/receiving nude pics with Phillip

DAN JONES (au context) - The Report (2019)

- FICS -

MEET THE BOYS: Dan Jones - (550 words)

an intro to Dan in the jynzandtonic universe, in which he is still a Senate staffer and the lead investigator for the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence; this is not RPF

Business or Pleasure - AO3 - (1.7k words + ?) - WIP!

{part 1} - {part 2}

CHARLIE BARBER x READER x DAN JONES THREESOME

Long Day - AO3 - (2.7k words)

DOM!Dan Jones!

Consumed by his work for the Senate Intelligence Committee, Dan comes home to you tense and exhausted, desperate for an outlet for his stress. Lucky for him, his little dove always knows just what he needs.

Professor!Dan Jones AU - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Sensual phone sex with Dan

Subby!Dan with assistant!reader

Riding the fuck out of Dan in his office chair (drabble)

Disciplining Dan when he’s misbehaved

Semi-public sex with riled-up Daniel

Dan begging you to swallow his cum*

Surprising Dan with head when he comes home from work

- SNACCS -

Dan + Sackler soothing your anxiety

Dan + Ronnie on Daddy kink

Dan with a shy!reader

Aftercare with Dan

NSFW Alphabet: Cum, Jack Off, + Toys

TOBY GRISONI (GRUMMET) - The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2016)

- FICS -

You Can, You Shall, You Must (multichapter) - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Distracting Toby mid-film by being a brat 

Toby eating your pussy on the train + getting caught

- SNACCS -

Misc Toby HCs: fucking, protectiveness, aesthetics

Misc Toby HCs: thigh-riding, hair-braiding, polaroids

NSFW Alphabet: Kinks + WILDCARDS

Toby mustache HCs

RICK SMOLAN (au context) - Tracks (2013)

- FICS -

Meet Me in Moab (Vanlife!Rick AU) - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Watching sub!Rick jerk himself off for you

Rick shooting outdoor lingerie photos

Fucking a very touch-starved Rick

Making Rick cum in his pants

Rick worshipping readers phat titties

- SNACCS -

Roadtripping with Rick

Rick tickling and teasing your pussy

PAUL SEVIER - Midnight Special (2015)

- FICS -

Sugar Daddy!Paul Sevier AU - coming soon!

- THOTS -

Praise kink with sweet Sevvy

Catching feelings for Sugar Daddy!Sevier

Sugar Daddy!Sevier comforting you during hard times

Paul spanking you with his file folders

Giving Sevvy head so good he cries

Overstimulating sub!Sevier

Somnophilia with Sevier

-SNACCS-

Sevier comforting sad reader

ALL OF THE BOYS

DOM/SUB x LAWFUL-NEUTRAL-CHAOTIC Chart

- THOTS -

Dirty texts from all of the boys

How the boys feel about stretch marks

Cute lil’ domestic arguments with Clyde, Ronnie, Charlie, Dan, + Flip

The boys with pregnant!reader

The boys on hickies and love-bites

The boys on period sex

Loving on fat!reader

Sunday morning snuggles and ~shagging~

How the boys would ask you to move in with them

The boys with a nonbinary!reader (they/them)

How the boys would spend a snow-day with you

- SNACCS -

The boys on thicc thighs

Dominant/submissive x LNC chart for the boys

Charlie + Ronnie comforting sad reader

~Soft~ hcs for Flip, Dan, Sevier, Ronnie, + Phillip

TRUTH OR DARE with Sackler, Clyde, + Flip - part 1

TRUTH OR DARE with Sackler, Clyde, + Flip - part 2

TRUTH OR DARE with Charlie, Phillip, Ronnie, + Dan

Top three boys with a breeding kink

The boys on the BDSM test

Flip, Daddy!Charlie, Clyde, + Sackler on being called ‘himbos’

A lil’ bit of clit worship

Sweet + spicy hcs with Clyde + Sackler

Sweet + spicy hcs with Flip + Ronnie

What kind of porn the boys watch/read

Falling asleep and waking up with you

What to do to get the boys weak for you

Must-have songs on their “bedroom playlists”

How kinky do the boys get + fave positions

How the boys rate in the exhibitionist category

The boys taking care of you when you’re sick

NSFW Alphabet: Aftercare with Sackler + Charlie

NSFW Alphabet: WILDCARD

NSFW Alphabet: Experience

NSFW Alphabet: Dirty Secret

NSFW Alphabet: Location

NSFW Alphabet: No

The boys with a transman (transmasc!reader)

What the boys sound like before they cum

On finding out you’re bisexual

What the boys are like when they’re drunk: Toby, Dan, + Rick

What the boys are like when they’re drunk: Charlie, Clyde, Flip, + Ronnie

How the boys give hugs

What the boys prefer to fuck

Reverse cowgirling Charlie, Dan, Sackler, + Clyde

What alcohol the boys like to drink

A few New Year’s Resolutions

How the boys feel about verbal debasement/degradation kink

Size kink with Flip, Ronnie, + Clyde

Favorite rewards for The Subby Boys (TM)

Romantic nights with Flip, Charlie, + Clyde

Reactions to participating in skin-care pamering night

On dating a reader who does camming

The Babie-Daddy-Gremlin Triangle

The boys helping you when you’re overwhelmed with work

WHICH OF THE BOYS...

Would be most likely to roleplay Mulder/Scully with you

Is most likely to cum on you vs. cum in you

Likes to be called “Sir” (for scientific purposes)

Has the biggest dick - part 1 

Has the biggest dick - part 2 (NSFW Alphabet)

Has the best cock

Prefer showers or baths

Is the dirtiest and softest

Give the best back scratches when tucking you in

Wear speedos vs. trunks

Want to bring snacks to sexytime (food kink)

Is an ass man vs. a boobs man

Would be into having a threesome, and what kind

Would want to have children*

Is the best at eating you out

Has the heaviest balls feat. @clydesducktape​

Love facials the most

Is most likely to eat ass

Do I ship with each other + threesome ideas : paul x rick threesome, flip x phillip

Like to dole out orgasm denial/edging

Is the cuddliest

Is most likely to fuck the bratty attitude out of you

Has an edging kink

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MATT THE RADAR TECHNICIAN

- FICS -

The Dungeon Master - AO3 - (1.7k words + 1.9k)

{part 1} - {part 2}

Matt plays D&D on Thursday nights, and you decide to interrupt him for a good dicking. You get more than you bargained for.

CHAOTIC DOM!Matt

-THOTS + SNACCS -

HCs: Matt the Radar Tech, Cameron the Actor, + Mr. Ketchup

HCs: very NSFW chaotic-dom!Matt the Radar Tech things

Matt the Radar Technician’s pet chinchilla, Greg by @rollerdiscodiva​

How you got together with Matt + misc HCs

A few Matt x chubby!reader HCs

Feral Matt the Radar Tech being... sweet??

What Matt’s cock is like

Feral Matt being a little sweet after sex

Crumbs on soft!Matt

Surprising Matt with some DnD cosplay sex

Matt + first-time somnophilia

Matt congratulating you for acing a test the way he knows best

Trying to give Matt a slow, sweet blowjob

Keeping grumpy Matty up late with some deepthroating

Sweet Matt buying you succulents

_____

SNL BOYS

-THOTS + SNACCS -

Wearing Christmas Lingerie while Daddy McTavish tries to work on Zoom

Your first Christmas with Mr. McTavish and Mr. Pennyham (Sleepover Dad)

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KYLO/BEN SPECIAL WRITING EVENTS

-THOTS + SNACCS -

Kylo’s guilty pleasures

Kylo fucking his hand in the refresher

How Kylo/Ben shows everyone you belong to him

Sub!Kylo begging you to let him cum

Tending to each other’s wounds after defeating Snoke’s guard

Dom!Kylo fucking your throat

Kylo/Ben and possessive behavior

Kylo and pregnant reader snaccs

Rough, post-battle sex with Kylo

Tending to Smuggler!Ben’s wounds (Mando!Reader)

Sucking Kylo’s cock in the refresher

Cockwarming in the throne room

Kylo watching you kick ass in training

Sparring with Kylo till he fucks you senseless

Daddy!Kylo Ren overstimming and spanking your pussy

Kylo/Ben taking care of you after a hard mh day

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SPECIAL WRITING EVENTS

KINKTOBER 2021 MASTERLIST

A full month of kinky prompts with all your favorite boys!

Love Letters from The Boys

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KINKS/TROPES - (will be expanded)

-additionally, all of these are tags that can be blocked 🖤-

daddy kink

hurt/comfort

virginity kink / innocence kink

pregnancy kink

breeding kink

size kink

fluff

body positivity

light verbal degradation / degradation kink

light bondage / bondage

light exhibitionism / exhibitionism / voyeurism

semi-public sex

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