#my fav loser malewife

[etheriiart]

rory williams u are so so special to me

original screenshot under the cut

[oscconfessions]

i see alot of slander on me favs (trophy, pillow, blueberry) or my kins/other hearted (airy mostly) and for my kins i would be like yeah sure whatever but when its my fav im like

"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT A TRUE SIGMA ALPHA MALE IS GRRRR HSUT YOUR PIE HOLE GRRRRAHHHHHHHH TROPHY IS MANIPULATIVE BC HES SMAR TNOT HIS FAULT EVERYONES ELSE A BUNCH OF SLOBBY FUCKING DUMBASS BO GO BRAIN THEYRE DUMB ANYWYA HES SHCOCOL HE HOSULD HAVE SHINE HE SHOULD BE MROE OF AN ASSHOLE ACUALLY AND PILLOW SHOULD KILL HER TEAM FOR THE FUN BECAUSE I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINKSITS ITNERESTING TO ME TO ME TO ME YALL CANT EER HANDLE A TRUE GIRLBOSS I BET YALL WONT EVEN RECONIZE WHAT A HASTAG GIRLBOSS IS WHAT IS A GIRLBOSS WITH NOT GASLIGHT AND GATEKEEP WHAT IS A MALEWIFE WITH NOT MANSPLAIN AND MANIPULATIV EHUH????? BLUEBERRY DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO TO WIN TOO SO WHAT IF HE WAS LAZY AND LONELY YALL DONT SEE THE DEPT THE DEEP DEEP DEPT OF HIS SOUL, WHAT IF HE LIKE BEING ALONE WHAT IF HE DONT BT WHAT OTHER CHOICE DOES HE HAVE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HOPE HE DONT FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BE WITH I HOPE HE STAY ALONE BECAUSE I WANT TO, YALL DONT GET HIM LIKE I DO HE CHEATE DHTE GAME AND FOOLED EVERYONE HE GOT ROBBED AND STRIPPED BY THE WRITER IT AINT HIS FAULT HES ACTUALYL SMART AND STRONG AS FUCK MAYBE YALL R THE ONE THTA DUMBE DHIM DOWN TO BEING A LOSER THAT FALL INFORNT OF THE GATE OF HEAVEN YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW HIM LIKE I DO IM A HATER HATER IM A HATER OUT OF SPITE IM A HORRIBLE PEROSN OUT OF SPITE AND MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE I LIKE HORRIBLE CHAARCTER BC I MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE YOU ODNT GET THEM I DO YOU DONT EGT ITTTT"

i wrote this purely out of spite and internalized someunexplainablequeeridentityphibia, but mainly i was angry bc i culdnt get my spoon to scoop up the piece of pudding in my chè khúc bạch cup 🥀

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[daggerfool]

Finally finished the most unimportant character in Daggerfall, King Gothryd himself. He smiles because he's looking at a kitten or something and he forgets about his miserable little existence for a moment.

He’s one of my favs, he does nothing but stand and look angry, he’s such a chill dude except when he sends assassins after the agent and when he ragekills King Camaron.

Some headcanons I have for him under the cut!

Our king is just a big loser. I mean he tried to help daddy Lysandus fake his death so he could run away with his mistress and failed; he has a wife who probably despises him becuase he killed her father; some random ass agent stole his totem and his mom does weird things when not supervised.

I don’t think he actually planned for Lysandus to die, I mean he would have been king even if the plan works and Lysandus successfully fakes his death so he had no reason to actually kill his old man. Idk though maybe he was angry that Lysandus cheated on his mom, we love a king who respects his mother.

He has like four kids and one of them is named after King Camaron which was 100% Aubk-i’s decision, meaning that he’s a mansplain manipulate malewife.

He’s the type of guy who drinks his caffee with at least three spoons of sugar.

He doesn’t like the agent (understandable) but respects their skills.

Overall he’s just a sad little guy.

Woodborne is next and I feel like the world doesn’t need an anime Woodborne but I will draw him anyway.

[jaanii]

i forgot to mention half the cast of gallifrey but there's: romana i (my fav arrogant jerk of a time lord), romana ii (the main character more or less and president of the planet; extremely traumatised), leela (stabby woman; be warned doctor who in general is not perfect with her treatment as she is based off a racist stereotype); narvin (nerd, professional spy, sucks ass for at least two series), andred (mansplain manipulate malewife), pandora (ancient being from the dawn of time; conspiring with/against romana against an anti-imperialist system in the absolute worst way possible; lady macbeth if lady macbeth were really incredibly weird and more of a woman), darkel (you'll want to throw a chair at her), ace mcshane (canon bi explosives-carrying human teenager used to being manipulated), brax (the time lord equivalent of a wildcard who genuinely loves his friends and has the best for his friends in mind but the first thing he sacrifices to protect them is their trust and also the timelines), arkadian (human crook with a nokia phone), and k9 (k9)

absolutely iconic, read k9 as 69, romana i and romana ii??? insane, andred loser of my life, can’t wait to throw a chair at darkel, etc etc

[baekhvuns]

Oh I get you, like I told you about my writer phase that's long gone, but I still have so many ideas and I also get bored sooooo quickly, rip (the ADHD 🧠 does that to you)

I wanna watch more of SuperM but I don't wanna watch Lookass idhdhhssjshjshdhsh, I recently wanted to re-watch some Keep Running content (Chinese version of Running Man) but he used to be a fixed member there (I didn't mind him, but he was always boring, I only liked his scenes with Yuqi of G-Idle)

Right, the album is fine not outstanding, but Thursday's Child is such a vibe (took me 2 weeks to realise it was a unit song though), Opening Sequence is nice as well! GBGB kinda annoyed me at first, but I busted some moves to it at kpop parties, so it grew on me. What are your fave TXT songs? Mine - except for TCHFTG - are Lovesong, Run Away, Ghosting, Frost, Loser Lover, Anti-Romantic, Blue Hour, Magic... I'm probably forgetting some, but those are the ones I listen to regularly

I like turmeric, but 😬 it's like those ginger + turmeric shots. RANCID!!! Not a Karen, I'm so sorry 🤡

Now that relationship progression sounds better, I'll take it! 🥰

I have conditioners, oils, masks and whatnot, but... too lazy and I need to cut my hair off I think, because it's too long :/

Aw, yes I bet Y/N would be all 😳 because why is this man literally worshipping her and sweet talking. WHO'S THAT WHO'S FAULT IS THAT I JUST WANNA TALK 🤺

Is your prof really a kpoppie??? 👀

Look at this I immediately thought of malewife Hwa

Also???? What is he trying to sell me, why is he standing like that. This is one of his vampire looks 😭😭😭

Yes I don't want other people to perceive our man, but also EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM!!! When Felix sends messages while sleepy...it's over

Omg he does resemble Seonghwa, but also such a sad scene I don't wanna imagine lil Hwa as that child 😭

Also ISAC IS BACK let's remember this sprinter Hwa. Uhmmmm - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Oh I get you, like I told you about my writer phase that's long gone, but I still have so many ideas and I also get bored sooooo quickly, rip (the ADHD 🧠 does that to you)

YEAHHH !!!! so many ideas but so less time 😭😭😭 my bored streak is going so well i avoid writing bodyguard hwa so many times fjwnhdkehdjd

I wanna watch more of SuperM but I don't wanna watch Lookass idhdhhssjshjshdhsh, I recently wanted to re-watch some Keep Running content (Chinese version of Running Man) but he used to be a fixed member there (I didn't mind him, but he was always boring, I only liked his scenes with Yuqi of G-Idle)

UHH YEAAAH 😭😭😭 omg u should watch the previous running man, used to watch it for luhan <3 its better and funnier than the mew one 😭😭😭

Right, the album is fine not outstanding, but Thursday's Child is such a vibe (took me 2 weeks to realise it was a unit song though), Opening Sequence is nice as well! GBGB kinda annoyed me at first, but I busted some moves to it at kpop parties, so it grew on me. What are your fave TXT songs? Mine - except for TCHFTG - are Lovesong, Run Away, Ghosting, Frost, Loser Lover, Anti-Romantic, Blue Hour, Magic... I'm probably forgetting some, but those are the ones I listen to regularly

ITS A UNIT SONG?????? WHAAAAAT so shook but yea thursday’s child the beat is so nostalgic almost like ur on a fantasy adventure NO BC SAME I WAS LIKE WTF IS THIS SONG AND THEN I KEPT HEARING IT AND WAS LIKE “AYO?????” omg ok my favourite is runaway, thursday’s child, blue hour, ghosting (a literal eargasm) our summer acoustic remix + cant we just leave the monster alive !!!! MAGIC IS ALWAYS ON MY PLAYLIST 🤌🏼🤌🏼 so good but also what are ur absolutely fav kpop bg and gg songs??

I like turmeric, but 😬 it's like those ginger + turmeric shots. RANCID!!! Not a Karen, I'm so sorry 🤡

FBWMFBWM I GET U WHAT U MEAN 😭😭 omg have u had turmeric milk before,, so good but also so disgusting rhwkhdsk yEAH A KAREN 😭😭😭 what a coincidence fbdbdb the karen just called <33

Now that relationship progression sounds better, I'll take it! 🥰 I have conditioners, oils, masks and whatnot, but... too lazy and I need to cut my hair off I think, because it's too long :/

yES EXACTLY WHEN IS THE AU COMING 🔫🔫 omg bestie same i just look at it and sigh and close the cabinet and never look at it again <33 OOOO WHAT HAIRSTYLE CUT WOULD U DO

Aw, yes I bet Y/N would be all 😳 because why is this man literally worshipping her and sweet talking. WHO'S THAT WHO'S FAULT IS THAT I JUST WANNA TALK 🤺

YEAH EXACTLY WHY IS THE MAN WHO DESPISES HER ENTIRE EXISTENCE DO THIS FBWNFBWM both of them will fall to knees for each other we love to see two simps,,, but unfortunately to sub’s never work out whfkwhdk voting yn as the dom <3 FBWNDJWK TOO MANY PPL AT FAULT BESTIE BFNWFBDJ

Is your prof really a kpoppie??? 👀

i tHINK she’s the basic army 😭😭

Look at this I immediately thought of malewife Hwa

HAND IN MARRIAGE RIGHT AWAY

Also???? What is he trying to sell me, why is he standing like that. This is one of his vampire looks 😭😭😭

bestie….my jaw..

Yes I don't want other people to perceive our man, but also EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM!!! When Felix sends messages while sleepy...it's over

EXACTLY POSSESSIVE BUT ALSO NOT 😭😭😭 i don’t even wanna imagine 😳😳🤚🏼 he’d break the internet fully

Omg he does resemble Seonghwa, but also such a sad scene I don't wanna imagine lil Hwa as that child 😭

HE DOES AND THE CHEEKIES 😭😭🤚🏼 RIGHT AND THE COMMENTS ARE LIKE ITS EVEN WORSE 😭😭😭???

Also ISAC IS BACK let's remember this sprinter Hwa. Uhmmmm - DV 💖

no.

also. + and.