#my dude we would have watched a tv show if we wanted this we can SEE YOU you are clearly not a goblin make a dick joke now and again
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Watching some D&D campaigns rn and theyâre good theyâre great fab characters⌠but itâs just not Dimension 20, truly the greatest role playing series Iâve ever seen, itâs so easy for the players to become the characters, and they break character all the time but you can Telll when they are acting, at no point, even in the most serious of situations, does it feel like theyâre trying to be serious and âplayâ these characters, they simply become them and that has spoiled me for all other role play series
#dimension 20#itâs not just the voices they do#a lot of the time they even keep theyâre own voices but you can just telll when they are them and when they are someone else#the fact Brennan is clearly not reading from a script or strictly planned game play but simply going with the flow in such a beautiful way#is what I think allows all the rest of the magic to happen#and the scenes are set so clearly and the world they are in the goals they have so clearly set that the characters themselves drive the stor#y#a lot of the others Iâve seen the dm is obviously stearing the ship and poking the characters in the right direction#some Iâve seen the players stay serious and in character the entire time like that will make the show a serious production#my dude we would have watched a tv show if we wanted this we can SEE YOU you are clearly not a goblin make a dick joke now and again#the minnies definitely help with picturing the world and most productions donât have that kinda money#but even when they were on video call with eachother I could picture where they were and what they were doing and what they were going to do#their characters are so predictable because they are so consistent
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i cannot physically stop thinking abt american transfer student! reader x bkg
like iâm american and compared to japanese culture americans are so fucking messy đ that being said if you went to public school (and wasnât apart of the âpopularâ group) youâve witnessed crazy shit-ESPECIALLY in the south like these schools are not for the weak
you never back down from his insults or threats, bc youâve dealt with dickheads like him all the time in america! public school was insane so this doesnât phase you at all. when he notices that you donât even flinch at his crazy antics he feelsâŚdifferent. especially when you insult him right back like itâs nothing. you always have a come back for him and you have physically fought him (and won) on multiple occasions. it makes him start to admire and respect you (and obviously fall in loooooove)
he slowly drifts closer to you, mentally and physically. i am a stern believer in physical touch bkg like fucking fight me. he would want to always be near you so that yall will accidentally brush hands or bump shoulders, every touch sending a shock down his spine
tbh i think the only way to be able to date bkg is to also be mean and i just cannot stop thinking about FUNNY their pre!relationship would be
*bkg saying some bullshit*
you, mumbling in english âbig back bitchâ
bkg: HAHâď¸WHATD YOU SAYâď¸
we know that shoto can speak english (at least like decently) and tbh i head cannon denki speaking english as well bc idk it suits him. with that being said, whenever you say something crazy in english shoto is always like đŽ and denki is HOWLING meanwhile bkg is CRAZY jealous bc he canât understand english
like u donât understand bkg is soooo jealous bc u and denki bond over music, tv shows, and movies and he keeps kicking himself on passing up his parents offer to teach him english. not to mention yall whisper shit in english a LOT and you guys are not slick with how much yall be giggling. bkg is always glaring at yall whenever that happens, and there have been a couple of times where you felt bad so u told him what yall were saying and you get so happy when you see his mouth turn up into a smile while he chuckles.
this is so random but it also pisses him off when u have t shirts on with english words. so itâll be like dinner time and heâs huffing and puffing and ur like â???â and he keeps glaring at ur shirt like âwhat does he have against the tv show friends like heâs never heard abt it until now???â and it wasnât until denki was like âyooo you watch friends? that show is so stupid i love itâ that he settles down. from there on out you always find a way to translate your shirts for him
AND MUSIC donât even get me started on music. youâre singing along so passionately and heâs like. âwhat are they singing abt i HAVE to knowâ so heâll try to be sneaky and use his phone to translate stuff. if itâs a song abt a shitty ex heâll have the most violent urge to fly to your home state and kill the ex who made you feel like this-but if itâs like megan thee stallion? my dude is sweating and blushing but pissed bc heâs sweating and blushing and basically long story short kirishima goes up to talk to him and gets blasted in the face.
he watches all your favorite movies and tv shows (subtitles on) and he will never admit it but he loves when you whisper the translations in his ear.
another thing that peaks his curiosity is youâre friends from home! america is 14 hours behind tokyoâŚso talking to ur friends from home can cause difficulties. when itâs late at night the class will see you furiously texting your friends bc itâs morning time for them. sometimes on weekends you guys are able to call, so if youâre ever on call walking into the kitchen for a snack bkg is so curious as to what you and your friends would be talking abt. he always sneaks a peek and you best believe he learns all of your friends names and faces.
friend: âwho was that hot guy that you were talking to?â
you: âhuh? oh thatâs katsuki, i told you abt himâ
friend: âdudeâŚyou were totally giving him fuck me eyesâ
you: âAYO DO NOT EVEN START WITH THAT SH-â
(he was looking at you with such passion and love in his eyes but ur just too dumb to see it)
you tend to crave a lot of american snacks and food, and sometimes bkg will go out to a special shop that has american shit and bring it to you.
âyou wouldnât fucking stop saying how much you wanted it so here take it nerdâ
*youâre all teary bc like âomg he went out of his away to go across town to get me some stupid snacks omg im falling for himâ*
you love cooking american foods/foods you grew up with for the class and you specifically yearn for bkgâs approval. you eventually learn about his love for cooking and he teaches you japanese dishes while you teach him the dishes you know. the two of you bonded so much while cooking together.
(this part is me venting so just bare with me okay) and god forbid you have a toxic ex in america thatâs some fucking loser white boy bc bkg will rip that man to SHREADS. he has you cry laughing over all the insults he comes up with when you finally crack and show him a picture.
âhe literally looks like a block of feta cheese yn, he looks like the type to trip on his own shoelaces. he definitely doesnât read any higher than a ten year olds level-â
it actually ends with a sweet moment of him watching you laugh and when you two lock eyes he tells you that you deserve better, that you deserve someone who will actually treat you well. he scurries off after that bc he realizes he was too soft in that moment and you never stop thinking abt that.
eventually you get him to confess and start dating, obviously having to take it slow bc thereâs no way bkg dated anyone before you. slowly figuring out everything that works for the both of you, the relationship is very loving and accepting.
bkg slowly learns all of your favorite songs and knows what they translate to. when you sing love songs to him not thinking he knows what they mean, he just smiles and says smth cheesy like âoh you must really like me huh?â
you of course teach him words in english and you try to tutor him in the language but heâs not the easiest person to teach to, especially a whole new language. but the couple of phrases you teach him are just for your sake so you can talk shit and include him in it, and he loves it so much.
(dw bc by the time heâs an adult he can speak english and his accent is SO cute and you love it so much bc everything he does is so amazing)
when the two of you get older you are able to bring him home! he meets all of your friends and family, even tho heâs literally the most nervous youâve ever seen him. he knows english by this time but he keeps overthinking it so much, and once heâs surrounded by a bunch of people whoâs first language is english he messes up a couple of times and sometimes messes up translations. he gets so mad at himself but you are able to talk him down and tell him not to be so hard on himself.
you bring him to all of your favorite restaurants and areas, shopping included. he wants to know everything about where you grew up, hoping it will somehow grow the two of you even closer to each other. once youâre in public and at restaurants you still insist on speaking japanese since that was the language the two of you used when you fell in love, and even tho you guys get weird stares you refuse to switch. bkg also enjoys it bc when itâs the two of you speaking japanese itâs like you two are in your own little world, like you two really do belong together.
but also you guys shit talk in japanese so. much. like itâs not even funny. if you have family members that you dislike, you better believe youâre whispering in his ear all about it catching him up on family lore when he meets all of your family.
thatâs all i can think of rn, but god. iâm obsessed.
#bakugou x reader#my hero academia#bakugou katsuki#mha#bnha#my hero academia x you#my hero academia x reader#my hero academia x gender neutral reader#katsuki bakugou x you#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugou x you#bakugou katsuki x you#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki x reader#katsuki x you#bakugou katsuki x gn! reader#bakugou katsuki x gender neutral reader#bakugou katsuki x transfer! student reader#bakugou katsuki x american! reader#itâs so silly#i love it#i love him#i love bakugou katsuki#like itâs not funny anymore#rho writes
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Baker Steve/Rock Star Eddie wrong number AU
Part One
Part Two
PART THREE
"It's like a TV show, but on YouTube."
"Right," Steve answers, half listening to Dustin's explanation, "so it, like what, has an air time, or whatever?"
"Yeah, like a series."
"And it's just, what, famous people playing dipshits and dickheads?"
"Steeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeeeeeeee why are you like this?"
"Dunno," Steve shrugs, trying to read a recipe online. Unfortunately that's resulted in his having to scroll past someones entire fucking life story and he's ready to give up and try and work out the dumb Oreo cake recipe himself, "just lucky, I guess."
Dustin drops his head on the kitchen counter like Steve is the greatest difficulty he's ever going to face.
"So why do you need to be here to watch this?"
"Because we all want to watch it together, the guests are Corroded Coffin, they all like, play, the whole band, it's so cool-"
"Corroded Coffin? Playing your nerd game?" Steve's interest leaks through before he can stop it, "I mean, like, I think I've heard of them?" The last thing he needs is the kids finding out he's been kind of friends kind of flirting kind of maybe wants to date the actual Eddie Munson.
Dustin looks at him skeptically, "yeah...so you-"
"You can all watch it here, it's fine...I'll make cookies."
Dustin's completely distracted by his own success, instantly whipping out his phone to inform the other kids. Steve's pretty sure their group chat is called 'No Steve's allowed' but he hasn't actually found out for sure yet.
Steve does bake cookies. All the kids are gathered around his smart TV, absolutely demolishing them while they wait for this thing to start. It's like, an actual channel, with intros and graphics and stuff, a logo that reads 'Final Roll.'
And there's Eddie and the band, sitting around a table with two dudes who must run the channel. They all have the bits of paper and dice and little figures that Steve's used to seeing when the kids commandeer his dining room table.
There's preemptive ramble, and Steve leans forward a little every time Eddie's in shot. He's relieved all the kids are all sitting in front of him and all glued to the TV, so he can ogle in peace. They do introductions, and then everyone introduces their characters.
"May I introduce Sir Steven, the half elf paladin," behind Eddie Gareth rolls his eyes so hard his whole fucking body moves. Steve can see him and Geoff mouthing something to each other. Steve can only assume it's because Eddie has named his character, presumably, after him, "he has a sworn oath to always protect those weaker than himself."
Steve's heart fucking melts.
Steve's phone is buzzing. He's prepared. He knows Eddie's back in the country, they've been talking for months. Steve's kind of done waiting, and he's ready to press his advantage. He's had this set up for a little while, just waiting for the right moment. He presses play, and then answers the phone.
"Hey Stevie how-...are you listening to Corroded Coffin?"
"Yeah, yeah," Steve turns it down, bomb dropped, trap sprung, advantage played, "the kids absolutely love them, they're trying to get me into them even though they're not exactly my thing."
"Right, ah, right, what do you, uhm, think?"
"Yeah. Still not my thing-"
"Oh."
"But I really like it when the lead guy sings."
"...yeah?"
"Yeah, not the like, shouty growly singing, I can't understand a fucking thing he's saying-" Eddie chuckles, "but like, the parts where he properly sings. I think he has a beautiful voice."
"I ah, well, I mean, I bet the, uhm, shouty bits are hard work, you know. I expect that takes a lot of, you know, practice. Hell on the throat. I imagine, I would guess anyway, I don't actually, like know-"
"No no, yeah, well, maybe he should just sing more then, save those vocal chords, or whatever. I'd like that a lot."
"Yeah?" Steve can practically hear Eddie blushing down the phone. Eddie's so cute when he goes shy.
"Yeah." There's a long beat of silence before Steve goes in for the kill, "the kids are trying to get me to go see them. They're in the states now, apparently. Will be playing a gig in Indie."
"Yeah they are- I mean, I assume they are, most bands, uhm, yeah-" And Steve is hardly holding it together, Eddie is such a bad liar, and he's trying so hard not to lie at all. Steve doesn't know how he;s keeping his tone normal and not letting the whole ass cat out of the bag.
"And the kids are absolutely itching to go, you know? But tickets man, they're all doing every chore they can find to get some extra cash, but tickets are pricey, and for eight of us? Because I'll need someone else to help me chaperone and, you know..."
"I. I might...know a guy. Maybe. Like, because of the band I might...know someone who can get you tickets."
"Seriously? Eddie that would be incredible, the kids will absolutely loose their shit."
"Yeah, ah, is your work email cool?"
"Yeah, yeah, of course of course, man, the kids are going to love you for like, forever."
And maybe I will too, Steve just about manages to keep the words inside.
@steves-yellow-cardigin @melodymeddler @pitrsattabhaadmeinjao
@superduckmilkshake @she-collects-smut @paintsplatteredandimperfect @resident-gay-bitch
#eddie munson#stranger things#steve harrington#steddie#my fic writing#fan fic stuff#fic wip#ficlet#rock star eddie munson#baker steve harrington#dungeons and dragons
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Hey dude, I'm just a lil bro looking for a big bro to take care of me in all sorts of ways but all I'm stuck with is my lousy nerd of a roommate. Could you help me out?
FML: Fraternize
My roommate was⌠chill all things considered. I donât know, he was just the random guy that I got stuck with when all my bros decided to move into the house and I needed someone to take the lease with. Scruffy, for sure. A bit out of shape. He said he used to play soccer in high school. Cute, but that was about it. Nowadays he was just getting his degree in English. Just a guy. But I didnât want just another guy.
I tried to be friends with the guy, but he always just blew me and my boys off. He would just say he was too busy studying or playing some video game to come out to the gym with us or hang at the frat. I finally decided I was fed up. I needed my roommate to be more than a rando in my house. I needed a bro. And the fraternity had some resources to make that happen.
They usually keep this kinda stuff for pledges who start stepping out of line, but my buddy slipped me the files that they show to help guys get in line. I donât remember if I ever saw them myself⌠what ever. It was a series of videos that promised to turn any guy into a bro in no time flat. So, one night, I put the tapes on when my roommate was home:
âHey man, Iâve gotta watch these for class, mind if I slip them on?â
âNo problem, Iâll just hang out in my bedroom.â
âActually, it may be something you would like. You should stay. Here, you chill here and Iâll listen while I cook. Iâll make enough to split.â
I turned the first tape on and went to cook up some chicken and rice. In the other room, I heard the video beginning. It wasnât long before I started hearing my roommate responding to the commands:
You are loyal to your bros.
âI am loyal to my bros.â
When you are around them you feel relaxed.
âWhen I am around them I feel relaxedâ
The gym feels like your second home.
âThe gym feels like my second home.â
The frat is life. You are made to be loyal to the frat.
âI am made to be loyal to the frat.â
They kept pushing him in the background while I finished cooking some food. When I walked back into the room, static filled the screen as my roommate stared into space, drool dripping from his mouth. I turned of the TV and he seemed to come to his senses.
âHey, sup bro? Got the fuel?â
Already he was much better, âYeah man, chicken and rice.â
âHell yeah, gotta get a good workout in before getting my homework done.â
We ate quickly and started getting ready for the gym.
âHey, bro, you think they are still taking new pledges? Iâve been meaning to apply to your frat!â
I was shocked at how quick the progress had been, âYeah man. Iâll hook you up with my peeps tomorrow.â
âSweet, let me finish getting ready and we can go.â
Dang those videos were quick. Even the way he carried himself was so different. This is the bro I needed.
The week went on and we kept working out. I hooked my roommate up with the pledge master and he quickly started falling in with the bros. We worked out, partied, did almost everything together now. I gave the rest of the tapes back to my guy who gave them to me. He said he needed them for a few guys who had gotten a little hands-y with some girls at the last party. I was fine to get them back, I didnât think there would be any more issues with my roommate.
The year flew by until it was time for spring break. I had opted to be my roommateâs big and done all the usual hazing and shit with him. Had to keep him on his A game, I wasnât going to go east on him. The spring break frat trip was a rite of passage for the incoming pledges. As much as I wanted to go, I had plans to visit California with my partner. We were having a great time, chilling at the beach, shopping through souvenir stores, and hiking parks. But I made sure to get updates about how my roommate was enjoying his week. It was from one of these progress reports that I got word from the pledge master:
Hey, bro. Just letting you know. Your little bro was making some girls uncomfortable at the bar. Canât have that causing issues for the frat.
Shit man. Iâm sorry. Lemme talk to him.
Nah dude, itâs good. We have a protocol for these kinds things. Just letting you know so you arenât surprised. Weâll make sure he wonât bother any girls again.
Thanks dude. Lemme know if you need anything.
Nah bruh, relax. Enjoy your vacay.
Well as long as they have shit handled. I went back to my vacation and forgot about the whole situation. I would give him crap for it when I got back. The rest of our trip was great. I didnât hear anything more from my bros so I assumed it all went according to plan. I was eager to get back to my roommate and prep him for full brotherhood when I got back. It wasnât till I walked into the apartment I knew something was awry:
âSup, bro, welcome back.â
A deep voice echoed from the balcony. He stepped inside and was greeted by a stranger. His arms were as thick as a football, his legs as thick as tree trunks. The smell of sweat, sex, and stale beer followed him into the room. He had a fresh tattoo on his arm with the number 86 boldly displayed. The stranger walked with swagger up to me, like he owned the place. As he approached, his musk only grew more intense. It wasnât until I noticed the glasses it all clicked into place:
âBro⌠is that you?!?â
âBruh, who else would it be?â
My roommate stood proudly in front of me. He had been going to the gym steadily but no amount of protein powder could explain the progress he had made in a week. He was also easily 3 inches taller. And the smell. I donât know how to describe it but he smelled⌠virile. Like just being around him was starting to get me excited. He certainly had never been like this before.
âLooking good, right? Like the new tat? Year of our chapterâs founding, 1986. After all, I am made to be loyal to the frat.â
That line made it all click together. The tapes. They said they would handle the situation, I didnât know they would use the tapes.
âSpeaking of which, dude. I canât believe you flaked on the frat and went on a trip with your partner. Youâve got to be loyal to your bros.â
His scent, his words, my mind was swimming in a way it hadnât in a long time. He stepped towards me, grabbing my head. I was pulled into his pit. I tried to pull back but a hand on the back of my head held me firmly in place. I felt so aroused and so scared as I was forced to huff the scent of pure frat bro. I was⌠fading. I couldnât⌠resist⌠my⌠my⌠bruhhhhh.
âI think that you should sit through the next set with me bro.â
My mind was blank as he told me to sit down on the couch. Of course, I would do anything for my frat bro. He put on a video and sat behind me.
âThey said we could watch this one together.â
The video whirled to life as my roommate held me in place in his lap. A flash of color and a brief intro played. It explained that it was the last in a series of videos for brothers who were trouble makers in the frat. This last one was the most extreme. I felt a wave of guilt, knowing I had betrayed my brothers and the chapter. I wasnât sure what I did but I knew it must be bad. My behavior had to change.
You will conform to the standard set by the frat, whatever it takes. You will be entirely dedicated to the brotherhood.
âI will be entirely dedicated to the brotherhood,â we both repeated, in unison.
Good. Since you have proven you canât be trusted with making good decisions, your brothers have decided to make those for you. You will become the ultimate frat bro.
âI will become the ultimate frat bro.â
Letâs start on the outside. A brother works out daily, at least. Strong muscles make for a strong foundation.
As I repeated the words, they became my reality. I had certainly never been a scrawny guy before, but this was something else. My muscles convulsed all at once, then seemed to shred and burst. My muscles ached as pecs, biceps, abs all were pulled out of my body. I sweat under the effort as legs bloated and toned, bloated and toned. My back stretched out and shoulders mounded on muscle.
Good bro. Now, a brother should be cocky, with a cock to match. All the other fraternities should know how superior we are.
âShiiit, no other frat could even come close. We threw the best parties, had the hottest girls and⌠fuck the hottest guys. With a bod like this, just about no body could resist.â As those thoughts echoed in my head, there was a sharp pain in my balls as they started to swell. My cock snaked down my shorts, throbbing with newfound power and size. A moan escaped my mouth as my cock swelled thick as a beer can. Anyone would beg for a cock like this.
A frat bro with a cock like that just needs to fuck. Your libido keeps your mind so full that you hardly have time to pass your business classes.
My swollen balls began to churn as my cock came to life. As my mind was thrust into a deep sexual haze, any aspirations I had on my pre-law track were pushed out, draining right to my balls and slowly leaking out my cock. At the same time, I felt my roommate begin to shift behind me. I felt his cock press against the small of my back, throbbing as it was thrust into overdrive. He began slowly humping against my back, and I leaned back against that massive cock. I wanted to help my bro however I could. He wrapped his arms around me and slowly started jacking me off. My mind was in pure bliss as I was kicked into overdrive. His arms felt so warm and strong, and he was pushing all my buttons till I was thrusting into his hands.
The frat is a part of you. You live, breath, and sweat the frat. Everyone who meets you will know exactly what youâre about and submit to you, an alpha bro. You put the reek in Greek.
My mind processed for a second until the smell hit me from behind and I understood. My hormones shifted as sweat poured out. It was hard work being a fraternity brother, and everyone would know that. I worked overtime as the smell of straight frat filled my nostrils. The apartment changed in response, filled with leftover beers, used tank tops, and soaked underwear. Anyone who entered would fall into an immediate haze, the smell of bros clouding their mind. My mind was⌠so⌠slow. Just⌠needed⌠FUCK.
You will keep it simple, keep it stupid.
âI will keep it simple, keep it stupid.â
My head felt like it was filled with fluff. No thoughts, just instinct.
You will listen to your pledge master, follow all he says.
âI will listen to my pledge master, follow all he says.â
It was so much easier to just trust my bros. Whatever they said went.
You will live for and serve your bros, live for and serve the frat.
âI will live for and serve my bros and the frat.â
I would do anything for my bros. Gotta keep âem happy.
The frat is life.
âThe frat is life.â
My roommateâs cock was still rock hard behind me. His grip was edging me as moaned for release. I could dedicate my life to men like him.
Thank you for your cooperation. There will be no further issues. Now cum.
And I did. Ropes shot across the floor as all the changes were set in stone. I was just another frat dude, struggling through Business classes and fucking through the night.
And with that the video ended. It took a sec for me to regain my senses. I slowly refocused my eyes and⌠fuck bruh my head is pounding. Musta partied too hard last night. Shit, I was drooling all over myself, lol. I mean, Iâm hot but not that hot. And fuck, I made a mess. Bro, what happened? Itâs already late, Iâve got to get ready to go out tonight.
I was going to throw on a polo and some shorts when my roommate put a hand on my shoulder. This man mustâve got a double dose of whatever I got. Bro, he was on another fucking level. He pulled me in tight, cupped my ass in his hands, held my chin, and slid his tongue in my mouth. All at once, my world shifted as the fraternityâs motto rang in my head, I will be entirely dedicated to the brotherhood. An aching in my balls told me that I wasnât going to make it out tonight. I had my frat bro⌠no, my big bro right here. And he will take care of his little bro. He pulled down his sweatpants and a thick rod popped out from the waistband. He gently guided me to his cock, the true source of his musk. Our scents mingled as my thoughts were consumed by sex. The salty taste of pre coated my tongue as the tip slid down the back of my throat. My mind faded as the smell of the frat filled my nostrils. I was lost in bliss as my bro started pumping, pumping down my throat. Gone was the nerdy roommate I had:
There was nothing left but frat bro.
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Hey, dude. My dad and I have never really clicked; he always wanted me to be more athletic, like a classic jock, which, just by looking at me, itâs pretty clear would be impossible. Right now, I'm in my junior year of college, thinking about going to med school. My dad even went to college on a scholarship to play football; he was a defensive tackle, but these days he looks way more like an offensive tackle thanks to a mix of working as a foreman at a construction company, a pretty unhealthy diet, and the crazy amount of beer he downs with his buddies. And those are the memories I have from my childhood, since by the time I was born, he was way past his prime. Normally, we steer clear of each other, but todayâs my birthday, and he shows up on campus with a case of beer from some brand Iâve never seen, saying he wants to celebrate the big 2-1 of his only son the right way. I appreciated the gesture, even though I hate the stuff. But not wanting to be a buzzkil I took a sip, and now Iâm not feeling well while my dadâs just sitting there, grinning at me. What the hell is going on?
You place the can of beer down and stare at your dad, only to be greeted by his shit-eating smirk. A wave of nausea washes over you and the room seems to be spinning.
âWhat the hell is going on?â You think.
Yeah, you and your dad didnât get along all too well. Your interest in academics and dreams of medical school are simply foreign concepts to your brutish father. But poisoning you? No way, right? You try to stand up, stumbling a bit, only to be supported by your fatherâs huge arm. You turn to him, eyes half-lidded.
âWh-what did you do?â You slur.
âDonât worry, son.â He leads you back to your chair, âJust relax.â
You writhe as your body begins to undergo a metamorphosis. Your dad grins as you cry out and rip the clothes from your body, exposing your less than ideal physique. You stare up at him, tears stinging at the corners of your eyes as you feel each and every single one of your muscles heat up. You know this shouldnât be possible. This flies in the face of all the biochemistry you learned. Yet, as you stare at your hand, your eyes widen in terror. Your hand begins to crack and reform, becoming larger and manlier. And you watch as the process happens to your feet. Your toes breaking through your shoes, tufts of hair on each of them, their musk filling the air. The changes seem to move up your arms and legs at equal pace, packing on muscle with each contraction. And as you cry out from the pain of your metamorphosis, you notice your voice is getting deeper.
âDad, please...â You canât help but realize you sound like those oafish frat bros around campus, âI... I...â
But against your will, your lips form a smirk. And you can feel your jaw shifting and changing. Your messy brown hair shortening. And worse yet, you feel a fog descend over your mind. When the last of the changes finish, your dad canât help but grin at the sight of his new and improved son. Unaware that you are still there- just watching through the new jockâs eyes.
âYo pops,â The words leave your mouth without any of your input, âDid I like, win the lottery or somethinâ bro?â God you hate the sound of your new voice. Itâs the voice of a stereotypical douchebag. Dumb, low, and dripping with an irritating smugness.
âSomething like that.â He slaps your muscular back and grins, âFuck, Jim was right. This shit works wonders.â He stares down at your beer, âSo son...â He chuckles when he notices youâre completely focused on the football game on the TV.
âFuck, I need a beer.â You feel your muscular arm reach towards your beer. A wave of panic washes over you, but your dad stops you.
âWoah, easy there.â He chuckles, âIf just a sip did this to you, I canât imagine the full bottle.â At least your dad had some common sense, you think.
For the rest of the day, you were forced to watch as a passenger in your new body. You tossed the olâ pigskin with your dad, rated the sorority girls that walked by, and lifted some weights at the schoolâs gym. Your dad seemed thrilled with the new you. But as a passenger- you hated all of it. The way this body felt, the way it smelled, and especially the sound of your voice.
Your dad left later that day, leaving you trapped. But as the days pass, you start recognizing a few things. The jock that now occupies and controls your day-to-day life seems to be into two things: working-out and jerking off. And you realize that while you might not have complete control, you can at least influence the jock- and enjoy his jerk-off sessions. But you serve as his conscious. As long as you donât interfere with his work-outs or pleasure sessions, youâre able to push him to go to class. And even though your grades are slipping, youâre at least able to prevent most of the damage.
When the semester ends, you dread your return home. Your dad is already talking about all the shit youâre going to do together. Hunting, camping- fuck, he even got you a job at his construction site. The jock in control just grins and fist bumps your dad, excited to spend time with his olâ man. But you have to study for the medical school entrance exams. And youâre not going to let this stop you. Unfortunately, you couldnât even begin to realize how much that stressed the stupid jock.
âFuck!â He bellows, dropping his weights, âNo, I donât wanna fuckinâ study.â He groans, âLeave me the fuck alone, bro.â He grips his head, âI just wanna get big and fuck, alright?â
He never lashed out like this before. And part of you is worried he might do something stupid. Naturally, he does. He opens the basement fridgeâs door, looking for his post-workout shake. But he grins when he sees an all too familiar case of beer. He grabs a bottle and inspects it closely.
âAight brah, if this shit got me lookinâ like this,â He flexes his sweaty bicep, âa little more wonât hurt. Maybe thisâll shut you up.â Youâre screaming for him to stop. But he flicks the cap off, âCheers, bro.â He downs the bottle in only a few seconds, his belch filling the room.
âNo, no, no...â Youâre panicking now, waiting for the worst.
âSee, not all that baaaaaaaaahhhhh.â The jock groans as his muscles begin to heat up.
But this time feels different to you. Not particularly the physical sensations in your muscles. But by the pressure in your head. Itâs stronger. Almost like itâs enveloping the last remnants of you in a fog. You watch in the mirror through the jockâs eyes as your face takes on a more simian look. And you can hear his voice getting deeper. The words fragmenting and making less sense.
âMe bigger. It hurt!â The jock grunts, drool dripping from his mouth.
Your pecs explode with muscle, becoming two giant slabs of meat. Your arms are packing on an equally ridiculous amount of muscle, and you realize you can barely turn your head anymore from all the added muscle to your frame. The lean muscle of the handsome jock is growing- becoming that of a bodybuilder on steroids. Hair erupts across your previously clean shaven chest and abdomen, and a beard shapes your increasingly more simian face. Your forehead juts out, jaw becoming larger, and drool dripping from the corner of your mouth.
âWait, no!â You beg as you feel something pulling you from deep within your mind. Dragging you into the fog of your new caveman-like existence.
Your dreams, desires, and pride in your academics are all being drowned suffocated in a musky, lust-filled fog that floods your mind. The only thoughts that occupy your smaller brain include lifting, flexing, and jerking off. Thereâs no remnant of your mind left to prevent you from engaging in your primal desires. And as your mind is molded to fully match the new you, you start to laugh. Dull, dumb, and absolutely devoid of any higher-thinking. It fills the room around you. And you collapse, hand pumping your cock- sweat pouring from your musky, hairy musculature.
When your dad comes downstairs later, heâs shocked by what he sees. Gone was the perfect jock son he created. In his place is this brutish, massive, and hairy ape of a man.
âSon?â He whimpers.
You look over at your dad and grin, âDrink good.â
And as you continue to lift your weights, your dad just stares at the empty bottle on the ground. Now realizing he shouldâve just thrown the damn things out.
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Good Terms With The In-Laws
Pairing: Drew Starkey x Reader
Warnings: N/A
Pronouns: She/Her
Word Count: 0.6K
Summary: Y/N and Drew broke up a long time ago, so why does he still go to movie night with her parents every Friday?
A/N: This is inspired by this post.
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Y/N and Drew broke up six months ago. It was a mutual decision between the pair; they just felt like it wasnât working out anymore. He is always away at work and this leaves her at home by herself. After the breakup, she moved in with her parents for moral support and because she couldnât find anywhere else to live yet. It would be hard for her to go back to living by herself after four years of living with Drew. They had been dating since they both graduated from university, so the breakup was a big change in their lives. Yet one thing doesnât change in their life and that is Drewâs weekly hang out with her father and mother, which becomes more weekly because of the SAG strike. Heâll bring over dinner and watch a movie with her parents every Friday. When they were dating, she used to join the tradition, but the split has made it awkward. Now, she goes over to a friendâs house until he leaves. This week, she has nowhere to go so sheâll just stay locked up in her room. She is watching TV when she gets a notification on her phone.Â
Your dad isnât picking up his phone so let your parents know that I am going to be there in about ten minutes with the wings. She rolls her eyes at his text. We broke up six months ago. Why are you still doing this? When is it going to end? She watches as the three dots get replaced by a text. Itâs just a dude having dinner and watching a movie with a married couple. Thatâs not a crime, Y/N. She leaves him without a response and goes back to her show. Around eight minutes later, the doorbell rings. She waits for her parents to answer it, but swears up a storm when she remembers that they went out to get some drinks for tonight.Â
She opens the door to find Drew. His gaze is on the empty driveway and he turns toward her. âYour parents arenât home,â he states, stepping in and going to the living room to set the food on the coffee table. She shrugs, âTheyâll be back soon. They went to get drinks.â She is stopped from going back to her room by Drew. âWe havenât seen each other in months and thatâs all we are going to say to each other,â he questions. She turns to him with furrowed brows, âWe broke up a long time ago, Drew. What do you want me to say? I donât understand why you are still doing movie night with my parents?â
âBecause itâs good to be on good terms with your in-laws.â
âGood terms with your in-laws? Drew, did you hit your head? We broke up.â
âI know, but we both know that that isnât permanent.â
He closes the distance between them so she feels his breath on her face. Her neck cranes to look up at him, âWhat are you talking about?â âLetâs be honest. You broke up with me and I went along with it because I could see you needed space. But eventually, I was going to make you realize that although my work takes me all over the world, Iâm going to do everything in my power to not make you feel alone,â he tells her, taking her hand in his. âBecause my heart was made for you, so only you can have it. You take as much time as you need and when you are ready to get back together, Iâll be here waiting for you.â Her parents come back home at that moment, which means she can make her exit back to her room without Drewâs knowledge. Her heart is pounding like a race track. She canât believe what he just said, but what if he is right?
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Dating a jealous John Constantine includesâŚ
Requested by a lovely anon, they asked for a jealousy!headcannon with our boy, John, and the reader is just a pure little ball of fluff.
John is an asshole, letâs face it, never to you, but to everyone else. Heâs protective that way, keeps a long distance between him and everyone he meets, because his job requires him to. You, on the other hand, are his light in the darkness that surrounds him. One smile of yourâs and Johnâs nerves go slack at one glance.
Youâve been dating for some time, in fact, in January itâll be two years. Before John, you were a barista at a local coffee shop and stumbled upon him when you were attacked by a winged creature while walking to your car. John just happened to be the unlucky bastard to be there.
He was wrong. After saving your life, he looked at you, flushed cheeks stained with tears, eyeâs bloodshot and wild, your h/c hair blowing wild in the wind and boy, was he stuck. Even in great terror, you remained beautiful.
It wasnât long until you asked him out. Yes, you had to do it. It was months until he was able to hold your hand, and you were patient with him, still are. Every outburst, every fight, you never yelled, or shouted at him. Hell, your first fight was about you leaving a candle lit in the apartment while napping, and after you cried as he shouted at you, he knelt down and apologized, saying he was never going to treat you again like he just did.
John grew a lot within your relationship, he quit smoking, by your doing. You refused to kiss him after he smoked, and that started to get under his skin after a while, so he ditched the cigs and switched to nicotine patches.
John is a very jealous creature!! This man refuses to let go of you in public, always having a very protective arm casted around you as you walked the streets of your bustling city.
With you being so calm and pure, you were unaware of how beautiful you actually were. You had curves that drove John absolutely manic, and guys turned their heads at you all the time.
âIf that dude keeps fucking looking at you, Iâm gonna shoot him.â
âJohn, stop, you canât walk around public saying youâre gonna shoot people!â
John let you wear what you wanted, but if men kept stealing glances and acting like peeping Tomâs, John would eventually make a show of putting his suit jacket around you, heart warming up at the sight of you in all black.
As we move into the sexier side of things, praise kink galoreeeee!
John loved praising you in bed, always coaxing you through your orgasm.
âMy good girl is doing so well coming around my cock, you take me so good, baby.â
And his hands are constantly all over you, ass grabbing as he passes by you in the small kitchen, laying a hand on one of your breasts as you watch tv, John just loves you.
Jealousy sex would go crazy! His hips snapping into you as you lay on the kitchen table, breasted exposed out of the top you wore put that night, your mewls and whines playing like a broken record throughout the apartment.
âYou think anyone can fuck you like I can?â His hands would definitely be around your neck, not choking you, but very much a possessive hold. âNo way anyone could make my good girl cum like me, can they?â He asks, and he definitely has a sort of mocking tone to his voice. All you can do is nod as pleasure tears through your body, a loud cry of his name rattling the apartment.
To make a long story short, John may have his jealous ways, but somehow, you tamed the beast roaring inside him, and taught John how to properly love and be loved.
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headcannons ⎠m.s
a/n: 75% boyfriend headcannons, 25% plus sized reader headcannons, but i definitely did my best !! @rainsoakedphoenix , i hope you enjoy, love đŤśđťđ
⼠matt in the talking stage is very quick to reply, and always has something to add to the conversation. heâs flirty, but subtle about it, not wanting you to think heâs moving too fast, or give you the wrong impression.
⼠this dude is an absolute open BOOK. any question you ask him, he answers openly and honestly.
⼠he hates small talk, absolutely despises it. would rather talk about incredibly deep, philosophical things instead of a simple âhow are you ?â
⼠would ask you âwhat are we ?â instead of just asking you out, idk man, dudeâs complicated.
⼠he would not give a fuck about you being plus sized, not a single one. he likes you bc youâre a good person, and nothing else matters to him in the slightest than that.
⼠âget out of here, youâre perfect just how you are.â
⼠hands on your hips and waist when youâre out in public. i wouldnât say heâs a fan of pda, but he isnât one to not have a hold of you somewhere.
⼠in a more private setting ? dude is cuddly and needy as HELL. constantly holding you, whether itâs just your hand, his arm around your shoulder, standing behind you with his hands on your hips, shoulders, waist, you name it.
⼠on days where youâre insecure, heâs quick to snap you out of it. he can tell whether you need reassurance or a distraction without you even having to explain.
⼠HUGE on reading body language and tone of voice, can tell immediately if something is wrong just by the way youâre breathing.
⼠pet names for days. âbabyâ, âbabeâ, âloveâ, âbeautifulâ, âbunnyâ (fight me, i dare you), dude will throw in âtootsâ in an awful boston accent, just to make you laugh and see you roll your eyes
⼠whiny, whiny, W H I N Y. constantly asking for cuddles, kisses, hugs, scratches, everything.
⼠huge words of affirmation guy, never gets tired of hearing that you love him or your thanks for him doing something for you. essentially, heâs a giant puppy dog.
⼠always has his hand on your thigh when heâs driving oh my GOD
⼠instead of physical gifts for anniversaries, heâd give you love letters (iâm sobbing)
⼠dude is not afraid to post you anywhere, absolutely ADORES showing you off, even if itâs just of you sleeping in his lap, or an underview of you watching the tv and playing with his hair
⼠âwhat ? i canât show off whatâs mine ?â (kill me)
⼠supportive of you in every single aspect, not once has he ever looked at you and made you feel like you couldnât do what you wanted
⼠lowkey possessive, but not in a toxic way ! just wants you all to himself, and gets whiny when you have to go or you have other plans and canât come over. itâs mostly a joke, and heâd never ever do it if it actually upset you, he just truly does want you around all of the time.
⼠HUGE on setting boundaries early in the relationship, wants to know your âhell yesâs and âhell noâs IMMEDIATELY
⼠says âi love youâ first, no ifs, ands or buts.
⼠âi love you, ya know ?â
⼠is blushing the entire time heâs trying to get it out, but relaxes when he sees your grin
⼠refuses to âargueâ, dude only has constructive conversations where the two of you find a solution
⼠âitâs us against the problem, babe. not us against each other. whatâs going on ?â
⼠three quick pecks every time one of you asks for a kiss, sometimes more, but never less, and he will absolutely pout if you ever short him.
⼠âwhat was that ? give me a real kiss.â
⼠some nights when his energy is low, and his social battery is almost completely gone, heâll just lay with you with his head on your chest and listen to your heartbeat.
⼠heâs a little snippy on bad days, but he always catches himself.
⼠âiâm sorry, love. i shouldnât have reacted like that.â
⼠B A N T E R, heâs a shit, for sure
⼠âoh yeah ? wanna say that to my face ?â (think lori and noah from tiktok)
⼠on days where your body image is bad, he stops what heâs doing and takes the time to just hold you, and reassure you that your body is beautiful.
⼠âlook at me, hey. i love you, every single part of you.â
⼠star gazing dates, midnight drives to nowhere, movie nights in the living room, nights where the two of you just stare at the ceiling and enjoy each otherâs company.
⼠âpenny for your thoughts ?â âwhat are you thinkinâ about over there ?â âwhatâs on your mind, beautiful ?â
⼠never shies away from mentioning you on the podcast/in videos.
⼠âoh my god, my girlfriend loves that.â âholy shit, me and y/n were just talking about this !â
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IRL (In Real Life) - Buffydom Propaganda And The Internet-That-Was
It is 1997. You just got back from the latest Hot Topic run to restock on whatever the most raven-black bomb of Manic Panic they have on the shelves is, so you can do double-duty bleaching your hair in the shower while watching a CRT TV precariously mounted on the lip of your sink. On that TV is the Season 1 finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and you are obsessed. Unfortunately for you, no one else in Bowling Green, Ohio, shares your passion for a CW WB show about vampire hunting teens who purposefully fumble their line deliveries. You are alone, and you have shit you gotta say about it to someone, anyone, who will understand.
Fortunately for you, the marketing team at ye old WB anticipated that their audience would be a bunch of fucking nerds, and boy do they have a solution to your problem! Welcome to the Bronze:
A while back I stumbled upon the inexplicable existence of "IRL (In Real Life)", a 2007 documentary about the community that formed around the aforementioned Buffy fan discussion forum/chatboard. Officially running from around the launch of the show until it switched over to UPN after its fifth season (with the forum dying a dramatic death in the process), The Bronze was a highly active center for the Buffy fandom, which generated several spillovers into real life. In particular, it was famous for the creatives and even actors on the show occasionally posting on the forum, which culminated in members of the community organizing a yearly party in Los Angeles where posters would fly out and be joined by said cast and crew. This documentary charts its culture & history via interviewing an array of its members.
As always, I am not here to give the blow-by-blow; instead, what is the narrative this documentary is trying to sell?
My previous documentary write-up was about nerd culture in the 2010âs; newly ascendant, growing confident in its own values and looking to justify that to itself, wealthy and with a developed enough ecosystem for crowdfunding to create professional, polished documentaries of its own heroes. None of that is true for IRL. Filmed on whatever camcorder/potato hybrid proto-Ebay would cough up from its zero-bid listings in a series of hotel rooms and peopleâs living rooms in 2003-2004 after the forum had died, this is the era of nerd culture at its most conflicted and insecure; mocked by the mainstream and unsure if it should be proud of that fact or deeply ashamed of it. And this documentary wears this conflict right on its sleeve; one of its opening lines is a confident assurance to the audience of âdonât worry, we arenât like those nerdsâ:
Throwing Trekkies under the bus in the process, cold! Particularly given how it proceeds to barely even blink before pivoting to explaining their hobby of running âWITTsâ, multi-day-long collaborative roleplays:
You are exactly those Trekkies my dudes; you werenât just at the devilâs sacrament you were hosting it! "WITT" stands for Whedon Improvisational Theatre Troupe, you can't recover from that guys.
(I love how âdozensâ is large by the way - it was for the internet in 2001, right?)
Anyway, beyond documenting the forum and its members, the conclusion this documentary wants you to hold is that the Bronze was a special place of real community, and it is a community of ânormalâ people, who made real relationships. And in particular, that internet relationships can be just as real as those found in meatspace, that these relationships transcended the digital and entered the physical; and that this is what fandom can be about.
I want to start with the ways that narrative was correct within the context of the time. I can actually explain that Klingon comment! I have one extant interview with the director of the film, Stephanie Tuszynski, and she put her motivation as follows:Â
FFN: What made you decide to study Buffy fandom, particularly the Bronze, for your documentary? ST: The idea to do a documentary film about the Bronze actually came to me very early on, because "Trekkies" came out in the late 1990s so I was already a Bronzer at that point. And when I saw it I started throwing things at my television. I was incensed. That wasn't a documentary about the fandom experience, it was "hey let's find the most extreme examples possible and have a freak show!" It infuriated me [âŚ] It reinforced every awful stereotype about media fans while purporting to be objective.
It wasnât a random example - the 1997 documentary Trekkies set the âstandardâ view of fandom as extremist oddballs, and Tuszynski specifically wanted to counter that. It was the early 2000âs after all, nerd stereotypes were strong, you had to fight them explicitly! In a society where there is strong background hostility to oneâs identity, you will attempt to normalize it using known reference points; and certainly the people on these forums were more ânormalâ than the stereotypes admitted to because that entire binary framework is a dead end.
More importantly to the narrative is the online aspect, âmaking friends on the internetâ. Another find I have is a blog post from a professor who used the film in a class; and in the filmâs narrative of âpeople with no one âirlâ to share their hobby with finding friends onlineâ triggered a debate around if the online relationships are âtaking awayâ from in-person relationships that are presumed to be more valuable. A debate that still rages to this day over social media! But the contours were different back then, the internet was presumed to be niche, ancillary, and relationships made online in a completely separate box from âin personâ friendships. The documentary goes to great lengths to explain that they were a real community because that idea is so contested. Ironically, they do this by emphasizing that they met up in person, hung out, attended each other's weddings, etc; as if only by meeting up in person could the relationships be validated as real? But you canât truly fault them for meeting their implicit critics halfway in making their case.
So what can I fault them for?
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I was perpetually amused when watching the doc that they included two married couples in the filming, and for both one of the spouses would talk and the other would sit there, in silence, the entire time. Maybe they were members of the community and just not talkers; maybe their lines got cut in post. But what I kept thinking was that they were there selling normality to me; married couples are just inherently less oddball, less threatening, and in the era where ânerd = virginâ just less nerdy. Like with the Klingon line, there is an intentionality to the âjust like youâ vibe.
Which, as mentioned with the extensive forum roleplay, inevitably breaks down once the reality of forum activity is dug into. And I buried the lede here - you may have seen the title of the âlongestâ roleplay was âRTBS Soul Restoration Projectâ, but what does that mean? RTBS was a forum memberâs name, and well:
Oh yeah, we are saving our friend from âa fate worse than death: worshiping Britney Spearsâ - welcome to 2001 baby! This is peak ânerd warsâ stuff, the normies hate our shit so we hate the normie shit right back. Which is exactly how nerd culture was in the 2000's. I am not at all throwing shade at their tongue-in-cheek roleplay, resplendent in the ludicrously purple prose and asterisk-laden action descriptions as required by the early internet; but it sits in clear tension with some of the other messaging in this film. Leave Britney alone guys!
The documentary highlights a number of common practices from the forum - people doing daily greetings, the way that it being one unending massive chain of posts with no threading or topics meant people would mass-tag individual people to respond to and form âcirclesâ that way - but there are things it leaves out. I did what any normal person would do after watching this documentary and read through over a year of archived posts on The Bronze to understand the community - but man did I not have to, as on literally the first page of my archived link I see:
And through Godâs good grace that second link is archived:
Yes there are pictures at the link, and yes later on it does compare Buffyâs cleavage to the Mona Lisa. (The Giles link is not quite functional, but I was able to find it; sadly it is not nearly as thirsty)
I also found these âonboardingâ sites for new members. Remember, this forum was the official forum, which meant there were no community mods or ability to âpin rulesâ, it was pure anarchy - so advice filled the gaps. And one of the bigger ones, in its *sighs and rubs forehead* blue font on black background, warns against âhottie postingâ aka talking about how hot say Angel is, not because it isnât allowed, but because it is like âpointing out the sky is blueâ - it is so common that it will just get washed out.
It might seem like a similarly sky-is-blue comment to note that this forum was heavily about shipping, hotness discussion, fanfiction, and the like. Of course it was, right? These website âsenior membersâ were trying to minimize it, police it, but it broke through constantly and also simmered under the surface through discussions and RPâs from my own review of the forum. The documentary, however, spends incredibly little time on it. Brief mentions of Angel fics, and no mention (iirc) of discussion of how hot the women were at all. Because once again those details really donât fit into the narrative it is trying to sell.
At one point in the documentary someone notes how diverse all the friends they met in this community were? Which I broke out laughing over. In one way it is not wrong, I get it! Midwest college kids meeting people from all over the country, ages 40 to 14, talking about something no one in their podunk town understands. But on the other hand, you could not come up with a more standardized slice of humanity if you tried to rig it. Everyone here is an American+ with computer access in 1998, it is a grab bag of sys admins, nerd creatives, and comp sci majors. I did a random sampling googling the people interviewed to see what they are up to now, and literally a third of them are librarians. Even their fashion is like God played a prank on this director; not even a 2000âs anime con panel lineup is this stereotypical in the combinations of alt-goth lit girls and nerdcore computer bros.
The evolutionary process of joining this forum -> liking it enough to go to the live meetups -> liking that enough to participate in a documentary about it was a pressure cooker spitting out only a certain kind of person. Which is truly fascinating to see on display! This is the internet-that-was; and it bleeds through the grainy film despite the directorâs efforts at times to the contrary.
Though even then it was only a very specific slice of the internet-that-was, because this is a very special breed of Online; namely, the professionals.
*****
Something that is decidedly not typical of The Bronze as an online community is that, as mentioned before, Joss Whedon and other creatives posted on the web forum, answering questions and also just playing around, and how that led to in-person parties where both forum members and cast/crew attended - the Posting Board Parties, or PBPâs. At these they hosted fundraisers, talked about the show, and in the documentary one girl reverently describes with incredible Repressed Lesbian Energy her experience of seeing Eliza Dushku dancing next to her. The PBP had a panel of party organizers, admission systems to keep out the âundesirablesâ, budgets, the works.
All this the documentary shares openly; it is a peak moment where the digital becomes real in a transcendent way, opening doors analog reality never could. It is also a cold-sweat-waking nightmare story from the lens of a modern Hollywood social media manager; one person in the documentary tells the tale of how one time lead actress Allyson Hannigan posted her phone number on the forum asking people to leave her cute voicemails. The person in question immediately called, and got Hannigan herself instead of the voicemail, so they chatted for a bit (The guy telling this tale is obviously lovestruck; his wife is sitting in typical silence next to him). Today this would be a code-red, nuke your phone situation; but the circle was so cloistered, and the rules so unwritten, that no one cared in these early years.
What they share less openly is all the drama that went into this event. They wax nostalgic about how the parties brought them together, but what isnât mentioned is the church schism it caused, as the moment cast from the show started attending the party it got mobbed by outsiders. By its ~3rd year there were approximately 400 guests but only ~50 or so were from the forum. They had a huge fight about it, the head of PFP planning committee - âMorbius the Vampireâ, who was later jailed for financial fraud btw - told the dissenting faction why donât they just throw their own party if they hate his so much, and so they did. There was more fighting about it, and eventually they held a peace summit at an LA joint called Melâs Diner to merge the two factions together. (My source for this is a book, which I will link later)
Hilarious, for sure, but while so much of what we have discussed is âproto online nerd communitiesâ, this part is most decidedly not. The typical web forum absolutely cannot replicate the experience of roleplay-posting your way into shaking hands with Joss Whedon and having a shitfight over party budgets in LA. But most posters never got to attend these parties, of course, this didnât mean much to them. While for those who did, you cannot help but imagine that this played a gigantic role in making them all become a ârealâ community. And care enough about that circle to, well after the forum was gone, schlep to a hotel room to be interviewed for a documentary about it. Participating in a documentary is always, in some way, an exercise in selection bias; but here the pruning is turned up to 11 - this is a very elite slice of a very unique fandom experience.
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I have one deeper level to go on this thread, somewhat buried in time today, that further shaped the participants here: âWhedon Studiesâ. The 2000âs was not the birth of media studies as an academic discipline; but it was the birth of fandom-driven media studies, and Buffy was nearly unassailably the leading light of that movement. Academics hosted entire conferences (and inexplicably still do!) on Buffy, Firefly, etc; almost all from the lens of gender & media, as Buffyâs brand was deeply entrenched in that deconstructive milieu. This movement would die a fiery death during the 2010âs shift in media & gender politics, and when the controversies around the toxic working conditions on the set of Buffy/Angel led to Joss Whedonâs near-total expulsion from creative pursuits. The whole edifice is, in a deep way, âcringeâ for many of its former participants today.
But what is relevant for our story is that director Stephanie Tuszynski was a full member of that movement; while composing this film she was, for example, giving talks like these at conferences devoted to the Buffyverse:
God that is a lot of talks. This film itself was her thesis project for her I believe philosophy masters, and in our scant interviews lists other fandom-academic film projects she wanted to tackle (which as best I can tell fizzled out later). And the interview subjects were often participants in the same space as well! Academic-types doing media studies with a Buffy bent, or things like culture writers for new media outlets. One of them, writer Allyson Beatrice, even published a book about the Buffy fandom that was in regular bookstores:
To quote the blurb:
A hilarious collection of true stories from Allyson's days as one of the Internet's leading cult TV fan gurus, her mind-boggling escapades include meetings with network executives in dark steakhouses to try to save doomed TV shows and one hastily arranged wedding for two committed Buffy fans.Â
I highlight this not to say that academics cannot make documentaries, they certainly can. What I am saying is that if you point your camera at career Buffyverse writer Allyson Beatrice, and label her as a typical forum member giving you the hometown everygirl perspective on the community, you are, however unintentionally, lying to your audience. In its quest to give you the just-like-me Buffy fandom experience, what this documentary elides is that it is often giving you the lens of people who are fans of Buffy as a career. Those people are going to be bringing very different experiences to the table - of course they are concerned with sanitization, with nerd culture debates, the works. That is their bread-and-butter trade.
This dynamic bled into the forumâs day-to-day; there was a very clear hierarchy of âveteransâ and âtopâ posters, who organize the live parties, have deep roots in the community, and even the ear of the show team...and everyone else. Particularly because as mentioned there were no rules on the forum, but since that canât actually function in practice they self-generated community rules and thus their own leadership class. Cliques and groups were common and named, and veteran posters even had formally designated groupies:
I had also by this time become a groupie. I so enjoyed one particular Bronzerâs posts that she allowed me to become the seventh of her groupies. It was through groupie-dom that I got my first taste of firsthand WITT: several Bronzers, on the occasion of the birthday of she-to-whom-we-group, each took turns grabbing the microphone and praising the day that she was born. In retrospect, Iâm not sure why we did this. But it was fun, and very funny, too, as we each took turns waxing melodramatic off the top of our heads. And from work, no less.
The source for this by the way is a 400 page ethnography of The Bronze posted by academic who did *cough* âfield researchâ there; I am sure their membership in the âBronzers Adoring Darlaâ fangroup was purely for comprehensive data collection purposes.
And to emphasize, I am not saying this is problematic or anything - the groupie things were all in good fun, best I can tell. I simply aim to showcase how the Bronze wasnât just a baby version of online fandom forum dynamics; but also a baby version of e-celebrity mechanics. Something the documentary does not even attempt to touch on because that would be something normal people would not understand.
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All of the above may have come off like one big roast, and it is a little bit, but as I have mentioned before every documentary is propaganda. It is just impossible to have a tight film building a narrative out of the pieces of letting people speak to the camera without that narrative being but a slice of the truth those people want you to know. The Bronze web forum was a very special place to these highly invested fans, and this documentary is not lying to you about that.
But it is also a big part of early internet fandom! The Bronze was famous at the time, and it is right there at the beginning of so many shifts; the first generation of non-technical internet users, a new era of âfantasyâ media with the trappings of prestige and social critique, a boom in critique-as-community, and more. I very much want the full picture of that community; who made it up, what did they want from it and what did they get from it, and so on. No film could offer the full picture; this filmâs homebrew rawness gives a valuable piece of it, and I enjoyed it for that. I just aimed here to draw out not only what the broader, more accurate dynamics of The Bronze were, but also the cultural question of why the film focuses on what it does, hides what it refuses to show, and what that says about 2000âs internet & nerd culture. Hopefully I succeeded in that.
And also to have fun looking at some incredibly dated Buffy fandom bullshit. May it have been fun for you too! {hugs you and waves goodbye}
#essay#buffy the vampire slayer#history of the early internet#Yeah I have no excuse for the length on this one - sometimes you just wanna be self-indulgent
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just thinking about vox w/ a famous singer! readerâŚ
cw: themes of stalking and heavy manipulation
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âŽâ âš || you guys probably met through velvette, she started helping you shoot music videos and things of the sort once your popularity started skyrocketing.
âŽâ âš || and your popularity really did skyrocket, think ice spice.
âŽâ âš || it started with him sponsoring you, asking you to include some voxtech products in one of your music videos.
âŽâ âš || then, he had you on his talk show.
âŽâ âš || after a while, vox started having an interest in you far past business relations.
âŽâ âš || he started stalking you, not just your public socials but even pictures on your camera roll.
âŽâ âš || we see in ep 2 that he can look through tvs and control what they show so im js assuming its the same for all electronic devices.
âŽâ âš || he would watch you through your phone and tv, âjust to keep them safe,â he said to himself.
âŽâ âš || you two had more and more partnerships, more and more collaborations, perhaps even your own âkeeping up with the kardashiansâ type tv show.
âŽâ âš || the pubic started speculating on you twoâs relations and vox felt a strange sense of happiness and pride in his chest when he saw a post online shipping you two together.
âŽâ âš || val definitely knew what was going on, subtly teasing vox about it every chance he got.
âif you put nearly as much effort as you do ogling at [name] into what weâre trying to do here, imagine the things we could accomplish.â
âwh- i donât- shut the FUCK up.â
âŽâ âš || vox made subtle moves at you, occasionally flirting with you, it didnât matter if you flirted back or not, he kept going.
âŽâ âš || flirting escalated to small touches to ur thighs and waist.
âŽâ âš || he slowly coaxed you into a relationship, pretty much lovebombing you, buying you expensive things that you didnât even need since you were rich already, writing you poems, taking you out on âdatesâ, ect.
âŽâ âš || he could switch up fast, though, get angry and lash out at you verbally and maybe even slightly physically.
âŽâ âš || he always made sure to apologize after, though, to put the bandaid on the broken bone.
âŽâ âš || you went along with it at first because 1. being seen with him did improve your reputation, 2. he was a strong overlord, it would be hard to escape him, and 3. you genuinely did like him to an extent.
âŽâ âš || he was pushing you into a box, leaving you no options.
âŽâ âš || if you did attempt to leave or even show any sign of wanting to leave him, that would be when the hypnotization began.
âŽâ âš || he didnât want to do this, he wanted you guysâ relationship to come naturally, but you had practically forced the dude!
âŽâ âš || you werenât fully under his control, just enough so you wouldnât leave. you wouldnât want to leave.
âŽâ âš || you were his trophy, his prize, his, his, his, he almost didnât even see you as a person.
âŽâ âš || eventually he started presenting you to the public as his too, and its not like you could refuse.
âŽâ âš || you loved him, despite that doubtful feeling in the back of your mind, you loved him.
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Really like the idea of a yandere Vox who is so ride or die for his overconsumerist capitalist Musk-esque lifestyle UNTIL he sees it negatively affecting his darling and does a complete 180
like take that poly red string soulmate Vox x Reader x Alastor concept and, you've got Alastor KINDA warming up to technology and willing to watch TV and do other things with you but he's still not a fan of you being on your phone constantly and some of the video games and movies you consume. He's on the couch reading a paper and (affectionately) rolling his eyes as you and Vox take turns headshotting each other in a video game and hollering "hell yeah, suck my fucking dick!!"
Meanwhile Vox is just 200% chronically online and loving it until one day he asks you why you wear baggy clothes all the time and you're ever so casually replying "because my body is fucking icky, duh" and Vox has absolutely no idea what you're talking about until you break down on a tangent about it
I was watching a clip the other day where someone was pointing out that Marilyn Monroe was considered the 50s icon of beauty and there are plenty of photos with her with thick thighs or a visible belly pooch and, imagine Vox sitting there, the disbelieving 'are you joking?' smile falling off of his face as you just, go OFF, "why would I wear anything other than sweatpants? I have fucking CELLULITE VOX, I'll NEVER have leggings legs no matter how thin I am, and look at my hip dips, they're so fucking GROSS, and my butt isn't shaped right, I have banana rolls, and, do I have siren eyes or doe eyes?! Am I bunny cute or am I frog cute?! And look at how bad my facial balancing is! Ugh, where's my gua sha?! I'm so tired of being UGLY!!"
Later that week Alastor is looking up from his paper to see Vox just, slowly entering the room, sloooooowly shutting the door behind him, looking to his old friend, "so hey! Funny idea, stop me if you've heard this one before but, I was thinking we could uh, maybe take their phone away annnnnnnnnnd... not give it back?" and here's Alastor, "oh, funny story! So earlier today they asked me if I 'wouldn't like them anymore' if they got COSMETIC SURGERY, yeah, ON THEIR FACE BELIEVE IT OR NOT, so, naturally, I'm already one step ahead of you :)" as he just casually gestures to the smashed wifi router in the garbage can in the corner of the room
You just get home from work one day and Vox has his CRT head back on and you're told 'if you want to look something up online, you can use the desktop in the computer room, and only 3 hours of screen time' and it all but blasts you 15 years into the past đ no more nights where you're gaming for 5+ hours straight and ruining your sleep. No more skipping meals because you're hyperfocused and binge-watching an anime while also playing an idle game on your phone. No more Alastor and Vox finding out you're just smoking bowls for hours literally nonstop because you need some sort of extra stimulation while you doomscroll and watch 3 hour long roast reviews for shows you've never watched
Alastor catches you swiping through an app and you get a divisive video thrown in your face from some alpha dude bro podcast, "yeah, a real man knows how to protect his lady! She should be at home cooking and keeping the house clean, not running around like a tramp and doing dumb chick stuff! All women need to focus on is marriage and being good wives, you know, a TRADITIONAL relationship!" and Alastor is just, swiping that shit out of your hand, "he DOES have a bit of a point, repulsive as he is! I suppose I'll have to start looking at potential dwellings that can fit you, me, and, I SUPPOSE Vox too đ" and little do you know he's already got a cute little home in the 'burbs set up already. He's just... you know! Waiting for the right moment to let you and the annoying TV bastard know that you'll be moving! Maybe he'll just... wait until the day of! Nothing beats a fun surprise, right? ^^ he doesn't want either of you... trying to run away or anything after all haha!
#i actually have had an almost completelt finished vox fic w this conccept sitting in my drafts since like. February#yandere stuff#yandere hazbin hotel#vox x reader#hh#sinprompts
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artrick phone sex
I gotchu, my love <3
CW: 18+ !NSFW! First time dynamics, angst, Art has avoidance issues like me.
Apologies this may be too long and full of my own personal angst I fear.
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âArt?â Itâs Patrick.
Art feels his stomach sinking and now he wishes heâd avoided his call, again. He rolls over on his bed and looks at the sparsely decorated wall of his dorm room. Itâs his first time talking to Patrick since⌠sinceâŚ
He shivers and tries to put it out of his mind.
âHey,â Art says and clears his throat. âWhatâs up?â
Patrick chuckles.
Art shivers again. Did his voice always sound that way? Or is Art just crazy still? Heâs been really crazy lately. Itâs been two weeks and heâs stillâŚ
âReally? Whatâs up?â Patrick mimics. âThatâs all you have to say?â
Art shrugs for the benefit of no one but himself. âWhatâumâ whatâs wrong with that?â
âOh I donât knowâŚâ Patrick hums and then he sighs. âOkay fuck it. Iâll go with it. Are you okay?â
Art is still anxious, his stomach still uneasy. Itâs just Patrick. His oldest and closest and best friend and yet he canât relax. He canât settle down and they're just talking on the phone. He canât imagine seeing him in person when he inevitably shows up to Stanford again to watch Tashi play. Everything is different now.
âIâm fine, Patrick.â He lies.
âBut you donât want to talk to me?â Patrick sounds weird. Worried? A little. Disappointed? Probably. Sad? Definitely.
Art sighs, he doesnât want Patrick to be sad. âNo Iâ Iâve just been busy. We had finals last week. And umâŚ. practice has been crazy. Iâm um⌠I started seeing this girl andââ he hears Patrick huff a laugh but barrels through, ignoring it. âSorry I missed your calls.â
âAnd texts,â Patrick adds.
âIâm sorry,â Art says again.
Theyâre quiet for a while. Art turns back to look at the tv. He was watching Sports Center, they were talking about gymnastics. Apparently there had just been some kind of qualifier competition.
âWhoâs this new girl your seeing?â Patrick asks. This time Art canât tell what his tone is.
âUh well sheâs nice, pretty. Sheâs actually not on the team. Sheâs an English major.â
âSounds hot,â Patrick says, flatly.
âYeah, sheâs umâ sheâs nice,â Art says. âAre youâare you high?â
âA little. I wonât lie. Me and the buddy I was telling you about we smoked a couple and then went and got tacos and Margaritas. So fucking good. Who knew Dallas was a food town?â
Art laughs. He begins to relax, this feels more like best friend stuff. Maybe he was overreacting. Avoiding him for two weeks. But of course that wasnât the only reason Art was avoiding him. âWhat happened to your match?â
âUh wellâ I lost again. This shit is so fucking rigged.â Patrick complains.
âDude that fucking sucks,â Art says. He sits up on his bed and looks around for his own weed stash.
âYeah, itâs fine though. Iâm going against this guy tomorrow, stats are all over the place but I think I can take him.â
âWhats his name?â
âMoussa or Mousso⌠I canât remember but heâs French. Kinda hot, actually.â
Art feels his stomach flip flop again. âUh⌠so what about Tashi?â
âSheâs good, she actually answers my calls. I mean not tonight but she told me her cousin would be in town soâŚâ
âDo you want me to beg for forgiveness or something?â Art says, smirking.
Patrick takes a breath and doesnât say anything while Art is rummaging through the bottom drawer of his night stand. He finds the baggy he was looking for and sits up on the bed, legs crossed as he opens it.
âIâm sorry but I was honestly busy.â Art adds when Patrick still hasnât said anything.
âAre we ever gonna talk about it?â Patrick asks.
Art stops moving. His stomach begins doing all kinds of things again.
âLook I donât want to⌠I donât want it to be weird,â Patrick continues. âI can do whatever you need. If you want me to pretend I didnât fuck you⌠okay fine. But you have to talk to me because Iâm going fucking crazy.â
Art stares at the television but heâs not seeing anything. He gives up on the weed and tosses it on the nightstand. âYeah um⌠okay.â
âWhat does that mean?â
âNothing,â Art mutters. âIâmâ we can talk.â
âAre you mad at me?â
âNo,â Art says. âIââ he lays back down on his side and looks at the wall, pulling his knees up. He wishes with everything in him that they hadnât done it in here. In his fucking bed.
Heâs got it on a loop playing in his head all the time. Patrick crawling between his legs. The way he looked, hair still damp from the shower, freckles all over, pupils too big, blue eyes all sparkly. How he smelled, like vanilla soap and cigarettes. What he sounded like, voice so much deeper and softer than normal, saying stupid things like âYouâre so fucking prettyâ, âGonna make you scream my name,â and then moaning when he got it in.
And how it felt.
God.
How it felt.
Thatâs the part that stays with him. How much it hurt. And then how much it didnât hurt at all. By the end Patrick was touching something inside him and he was seeing stars. In between consciousness and some other plane of existence is how good it felt. That was the silly part. Feeling like he wanted it again and again and again.
He let Patrick do it again in the morning. Patrickâs arms wrapped around his waist fucking him on his side while he stared at this wall his whole body blooming with pleasure. And then just sitting with it for the rest of the day. The ache. The stretch. The feeling like everyone could tell. Patrick left that afternoon for the airport, sent Art a text. Well that was fun. Which he ignored. Called him that evening. Also ignored.
Art had been trying to avoid thinking about it ever since (it was impossible). Heâs thrown himself into school, tennis, heâs even tried to talk to a new girl. It didnât go anywhere. In his worst moments heâs even tried to flirt with Tashi. But then he remembers sheâs fucking Patrick and his mind swings right back around to the way Patrick fucked him. And that makes him more crazy because now he doesnât know what the fuck he actually wants.
And every fucking night, late at night heâs lying in bed staring at the wall touching himself over and over⌠thinking about it.
He doesnât know how to say any of this to Patrick.
âDid you die?â Patrick asks, dryly. Even now since theyâve been on the phone, just hearing Patricks stupid voice is making Artâs stomach hurt, and his cock fill up.
âNo⌠Iâm just confused okay,â Art says.
âAbout what?â
âI donât know.â
âDid you hate it?â Patrick asks.
âNot really,â Art murmurs.
âYouâre so fucking full of shit,â Patrick groans.
Art sighs and realizes he just mindlessly put his palm on his cock because of how gravelly Patrickâs voice sounds. And fine. Patrick can make him crazy all the way in whatever fucking city hes in however many fucking miles he is away from Palo Alto.
âIâm sorry if I donât know how to feel. Iâve never⌠Iâd never done any of that before.â Art says quietly.
âAnd yet you practically begged for it in the morning.â Patrick says softly.
Art swallows thickly.
âI canât get it out of my head.â Patrick continues. âThe way you were rubbing against my dick before you even woke up properly. Fuck. I canât get you out of my head.â
Artâs rubbing himself now. âI canât either,â he sighs, heâs starting to lose it again. He feels silly. Too silly to care if Patrick can tell.
âYeah?â Patrick sounds eager, breathy.
âIt was⌠I still⌠I still feel it. Is that crazy?â Art says quietly.
Patrick takes a deep breath. âFuck. You drive me so fucking insane. Are you fucking touching yourself?â
ââm sorry. I justâŚâ Art says, closing his eyes. Somewhere in the back of his mind, Art knows heâs never gonna recover from this but right now it doesnât matter. He would stop if he could but he canât.
âYou still feel me?â
âMmhm.â
âFeel me stretching you? youâre so fucking tight I donât even know if itâs all gonna fit,â Patrick says, his voice sounds like it did. When Arts eyes are closed itâs almost like he can feel Patrickâs breath on his skin.
âAhââ Art gasps, grabbing himself properly. âI like the stretch.â
âYou love it.â Patrick says. âYou donât even want to wait. Donât want me to take my time, youâre just so eager youâre pushing that pretty ass back on me.â
âYeah,â Art gasps, he rolls onto his back and puts the phone on speaker, letting one leg fall open as he jerks himself. âIt feels so goodâwhen you fuck me. Its too much. Im too full please⌠please I donât think I can take anymore.â
âOh you fucking liar,â Patrick moans. âYou can take it baby. I know you can. Youâre a little cock slut already and its only your first time. Fuck. Youâre so tight.â
âSo tight,â Art says mindlessly as he tries to ease two fingers along his ass, the way Patrick had done before he entered. âI wanna⌠I want you to⌠IâI miss you.â
âI miss you too,â Patrick says. âIf I was there Iâd have you on all fours taking my dick all night.â
âAhâmmhâ Patrick Iâm gonnaâ youâre gonna make meââ Art cries. The fingers are enough⌠even dry.
âCome on, yeah⌠fucking come on my big fat dick sweetheart⌠come on.. nnghâŚâ Patrick moans.
Itâs enough. Hot strings of pearly white are suddenly spurting out of him and spilling everywhere, on his fingers and clothes. On the bedspread. Heâs breathless, as his whole body goes lax.
âFuck, fuck, fuck⌠I need to be in you again, gahhh..â Art can hear Patrickâs bed squeaking wherever he is and then heâs groaning loudly, and gasping through his own orgasm. âOh god, oh shit⌠that wasâŚâ
âYeah,â Art says breathlessly, looking up at the ceiling.
âMm donât fucking ignore me again,â Patrick says.
As relaxed as Art feels right now. Distantly, the pit in his stomach is returning. âPatrick⌠are we⌠I mean⌠are we still gonna be⌠friends?â
âYeah of course,â Patrick says, easy. He yawns. âAlways.â
Art feels tied up in knots but he can tell Patrickâs relaxed, sated, relieved even. If anything heâs going to be asleep in five minutes. No point getting any deeper now.
âYou wanna fall asleep on the phone orâ?â Patrick asks, yawning again.
âNo itâs⌠itâs fine.â Art says. âIâll call you tomorrow.â
âMmkay. Sweet dreams.â
Art bites his tongue to keep himself from saying something fucking stupid that he canât take back. The line goes dead. Art stares at the ceiling for a minute, the three words he canât say platonically to his best friend who heâs now fucking, are flitting about in his head. And Patrick wonders why heâs confused. He grabs his second pillow and pulls it over his face. Heâs so fucked.
#challengers#challengers 2024#patrick zweig#art donaldson#tashi duncan#challengers fic#challengers smut#art x patrick#artrick
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Crosshair's 10 Most Impressive Shots in "Star Wars: The Bad Batch"
We're now officially three weeks removed from the series finale, so I thought it'd be a fun time to look back at our favorite sniper and review some of his most impressive shots.
Note, I'll be ranking items from "The Bad Batch" TV show only, so there won't be any entries from "The Clone Wars" S7.
I did get a lot of input from folks here and on Twitter, and a lot of people ended up saying the same ones. I put them on here along with a few of my own.
As for how I determined the order, I judged based on a combination of: the distance of the shot, the size of the target, the speed of the target (if applicable), other external factors like light conditions and weather, and "internal" factors like Crosshair's physical and mental state.
You're free to disagree with which ones I picked and how I ordered them. It's all subjective.
Also, I don't proclaim to be an expert in marksmanship nor am I a military sniper. But, I do have a general baseline for how difficult Crosshair's shots would be IRL. I used to go shooting with my dad a lot at both indoor and outdoor ranges, and I was pretty decent at both pistol- and rifle-shooting. So, that's what I'm using to judge Crosshair's shots.
With that out of the way, let's dive in with #10:
10. Killing Lt. Nolan in 2.12 "The Outpost"
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I probably wouldn't have put this one on the list for myself, but I had multiple people suggest it should make the cut.
While this shot is very important narratively, it's not very impressive from a purely technical perspective.
I mean, hitting a relatively stationary human-sized target from a few meters away... It's definitely not the most impressive shot on Crosshair's resume.
However, I did feel it was worth adding to the list for the simple fact that Crosshair is physically exhausted and mentally broken in this scene. He basically uses the last of his strength to kill Lt. Nolan, because he immediately collapses right afterward.
Also, Crosshair might be right-handed, but he's pretty good at shooting his pistol leftie. We don't really see the shot hit Nolan, but if you zoom in after his body hits the ground, you can see that Crosshair shot him straight through the heart. He wasn't leaving that bastard alive after everything he and Mayday went through.
9. Lunch tray ricochet in 1.01 "Aftermath"
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Even though this isn't a shot in the traditional sense -- considering there aren't any firearms involved -- I had to put this on the list for two reasons.
One, I had multiple people suggest it; and two, because I've watched this scene dozens of times and only recently found out that Crosshair actually hits two clones with his lunch tray.
He initially throws it at the clone Tech was fighting, presumably knocking him down. But then it ricochets so hard that it basically clotheslines another clone who's just standing there, minding his own business. Dude was hit so hard, he was like floating in midair for a split second.
Also, this plays into my headcanon that Crosshair would be excellent at any sports that require excellent aim and coordination. If he was on a basketball team, he'd be a three-point specialist for sure!!
8. Plan 55 ricochet in 3.12 "Juggernaut"
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This is the closest thing we get to a trickshot in S3, so I had to include it on the list.
Here, we see Crosshair's quick-thinking and perfect aim take out several troopers at once by purposely ricocheting his shot off the magnetically sealed doors.
As we know from âA New Hope,â magnetically sealed doors/surfaces are no joke. You really have to know what you're doing or someone's gonna get hurt. Thankfully, Crosshair is a freakin' pro at this!
It honestly reminds me of all those crazy pool shots where you have to plan out four or five bounces/angles ahead to get the angle you really want.
7. Downing a spaceship on Ryloth in 1.11 "Devil's Deal"
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NOTE: This is the only clip I couldn't readily find on YT. So I included the clip of Crosshair killing Orn Free Taa from the same episode to maintain symmetry in this Top 10 list.
Don't let the clip fool you. The shot I'm actually talking about takes place before this, when Crosshair -- from like 300 meters away, mind you -- takes down a fast-moving ship by shooting one of the engines.
Look, I love S3 Crosshair with all my heart, but his shooting abilities were severely diminished after his time on Tantiss. When I was doing my S1 rewatch and got to this scene in 1.11, I was like "Oh yeah, I forgot Crosshair used to be able pull off crazy shit like this."
It's actually sad how many of his made shots in 1.11 are like an inverse of his missed shots in 3.11. Here, Crosshair easily shoots a tracker onto Hera & company's ship, and later shoots the engine with no problem, despite the speed and distance.
In 3.11, though, he misses CX-2's ship and fails to track Omega back to Tantiss. đ
6. Shooting Wrecker's knife in 1.01 "Aftermath"
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Now we're getting into the really impressive shit! Most of these remaining entries have Crosshair shooting small targets and/or fast-moving ones.
In this instance, it's both. Wrecker throws the knife like this is skeet-shooting or something, and Crosshair just very casually shoots it into a droid.
Have you ever seen someone who was so good at their job/hobby that they make it look effortless? Like they're not even trying? This happens to me sometimes when I watch the Olympics. I'm like, "That's not so hard. I could probably do that." And then I try it for like half a second, and I'm like, "Oh no, those people are insane."
That's how good S1-2 Crosshair is. He makes shooting a fast-moving knife look effortless.
5. His four-kill trickshot in 1.15 "Return to Kamino"
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These next three are all no-brainer entries. I think the biggest question will be why I went with the order I did.
Here, we have Crosshair displaying two very important elements of marksmanship/sniping: patience and careful aim.
Crosshair evidently set up at least four mirrors (I counted the ricochets in the shot) well in advance in the exact spots he needed to take down his Imperial squad, if need be. That's some serious foresight and preparation -- to know exactly where everyone would be standing, and have all the mirrors ready to go ahead of time.
He must've set them up even before he brought Hunter into the training room, or Hunter would've seen them and probably signaled his teammates.
He's also hitting a target that seems to be somewhere between the size of a golf ball and baseball from like 10-20 meters. And with his sidearm.
I know everyone loves the hallway mirror ricochet to kill the squadron of battle droids in TCW Season 7, but it didn't qualify. But, honestly, I think this one is more impressive anyway. He hit the first 1.15 mirror from farther away than he does in TCW S7, and he's using his pistol in 1.15 rather than his rifle and scope.
Talk about accuracy!
4. Sniping the tank in 2.03 "The Solitary Clone"
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Oh man! I think we all love this one, right? It's just one of my favorite sequences in the entire show -- the framing, the colors, the effects of the dirt flying up behind him.
I love how Crosshair baits the droids to get the exact angle he needs, and the dude clearly has nerves of steel for staring down the barrel of a tank without flinching. I wonder how many times he's done it, considering he seemed to know exactly how to beat them. I'm guessing at least a dozen.
This is another example of "expert making their expertise look effortless," when in reality, we'd all shit ourselves if we attempted to do the same.
Honestly, sometimes I wish we could've had this version of Crosshair face off against Hemlock in 3.15 -- the dude who stared down the barrel of a tank and didn't flinch at the most literal version of "kill or be killed."
3. Stairwell trickshot in 2.03 "The Solitary Clone"
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While I love the tank sequence more for the aesthetics, I have to rank the 2.03 stairwell trickshot above it.
That's partly because Crosshair's still physically and mentally recovering from nearly getting choked to death. But, it's also partly because -- just like with Wrecker's knife -- Crosshair is shooting a target that someone else is throwing.
That means he has to adjust to whatever trajectory and speed they throw it at and compensate accordingly, which can understandably be very hard to do in a split-second.
And, in this situation, Crosshair can't even see the puck directly. He's looking at it through at least one or two layers of reflective mirrors. Dude's reaction time is insane!
He also manages to take down at least four or five droids with a single shot, including the tactical droid, which is several meters up the stairwell and into the next room.
I'm not sure if the clones learned any advanced mathematics during their training on Kamino. But if they did, I think Crosshair would've loved geometry and maybe trigonometry too! He would also absolutely kill in a game of pool. I wanna see him go to the SW equivalent of a pool hall, and show Omega that he can hustle people too! He just needed to find a game that would better suit his strengths. LOL
Anyway, as insane as this shot is, Crosshair has two others on his resume that are even more impressive:
2. Saving Omega & AZI in 1.16 "Kamino Lost"
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This is one of three entries on this list that *no one* mentioned when I asked for suggestions, but I had to include it. That's because it is -- without a doubt -- the most bafflingly impressive shot Crosshair makes in the entire show.
I have watched this scene dozens of times, and I still have no idea how he knows where Omega and AZI are.
Initially, I thought -- as others did -- that he's using an infrared scope to see their body heat in the water. But, that doesn't appear to be the case.
The only times I can recall Crosshair activating an infrared capability is when he has his rangefinder, which is attached to his helmet. As we see in episodes like 1.01 "Aftermath" and in 3.07 "Extraction," he specifically has to put the rangefinder down in front of his eye to use the infrared option.
No, his scope is just that -- a regular scope. The infrared capability is only attached to his helmet's rangefinder, which he doesn't have in this scene.
Thus, I have no idea how Crosshair is using a regular-ass scope to find Omega and AZI in the dark ocean. The point of a scope is to see better, and I don't know what he might see beside more darkness. AZI's eyes aren't active and, even if Crosshair spots Omega's flashlight, Omega dropped it when she went after AZI, so it's not exactly on her.
I'm willing to believe that Crosshair has better eyesight than the average human in the Star Wars universe or IRL, but his eyesight must be insane if he can see them in the water, even with a scope.
But, whether it's eyesight, some other enhanced sense or just plain luck, Crosshair knows where in the vast, dark ocean they are â not just the angle but the depth too!
It's really hard to tell how far down they are, but I'd say at least 20 meters. And if he is able to see them somehow, he might have to adjust the shot for refraction in the water too.
Plus, unlike the other entries on this list, Crosshair isn't shooting a blaster bolt. He's shooting a cable, meaning he'd have to adjust his shot to accommodate its weight and trajectory once it hits the water. Additionally, with how Omega and AZI are situated, he needs to have the cable hit and latch onto AZI, without hitting Omega in the process, and get the exact angle needed to drag both of them to the surface.
Like I said: I have absolutely no idea how he made this shot. It's definitely the most impressive one he makes in the entire show based solely on external technical factors.
But of course, there is a parallel shot later in the series that's his most impressive one of all...
1. Freeing Omega in 3.15 "The Cavalry Has Arrived"
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I will never shut up about this scene. It's been living in my head rent-free for three weeks already, and will continue to for several months.
This is undoubtedly the most important shot in Crosshair's life: the shot to save his kid and free his family from Hemlock once and for all.
And everything is working against him: It's dark. It's raining. Omega and Hemlock are like ~40 meters away. The target is the binders between their hands, which is like 3-5 centimeters wide, and won't exactly be stationary. Oh, he's using CX-2's stolen blaster, which doesn't even have a scope on it!!!
We the audience get a POV of what Crosshair sees from over his shoulder, and I can barely see Omega's face, let alone her hands!! I said in the previous entry that Crosshair's eyesight has to be better than the average person's because, holy hell, how can he see that?!?
And, even worse, Crosshair is physically and mentally spent in this scene. He had to return to his own personal hell -- the place where he was tortured and traumatized for months -- then got beaten in a fight and had his dominant hand chopped off.
He and Hunter are running on pure adrenaline at this point. They are absolutely hellbent on getting their kid back, even if they die or collapse in the process. They were practically hobbling out of the CX lab together, and when they crouch down on the bridge, Crosshair has to steady himself against Hunter because he doesn't have his other hand.
And, as the final cherry on top of this proverbially shitty sundae, Crosshair absolutely terrified of missing.
A few episodes ago, the guy couldn't hit stationary fruit from like ~15 meters away with a scope in daylight and in a controlled environment. He even tells Omega: "Close doesn't count. It's either a hit or a miss." Because in a high-stakes situation like this, missing your shot could mean death for you or someone else.
Crosshair already feels like he failed Omega because he missed the shot on Pabu. And now, he has to make an even tougher one with every disadvantage stacked against him and her life literally in his hand.
I don't blame the guy for doubting himself.
Thankfully, Hunter and Omega have complete faith in him, and despite everything he's been through in S3, he has faith in himself.
And so, in the shot to end all shots in "The Bad Batch," Crosshair hits his target and frees Omega.
He and Hunter then subsequently turn Hemlock into Swiss cheese before Omega gives Crosshair a much-needed hug, causing me to cry for the 100th time.
I'll admit: as much as I would've loved seeing another mirror trickshot or some other crazy ricochet in the finale (or just S3 in general), this scene is basically perfect.
It also makes for a nice little parallel to the S1 finale, where Crosshair saved Omega's life after she saved his. Here, as he says himself, he goes back to Tantiss to free her because she freed him first.
As someone said on Twitter when I asked for ideas about this list:
"(Crosshair) put his whole heart and soul in this shot, and he didn't miss. He couldn't afford to."
Like I said: this was the shot that freed the entire Bad Batch family from Hemlock forever. So, I think by default, it had to be No. 1 on this list.
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Anyway, thanks for reading! It'd be fun to put together another TBB list like this. I guess I'll have to pick a subject first, though, because I don't have any ideas. If you have any, send them my way!
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Until We Found You | Part VII
Welcome to Part VII, weâre officially nearing the end... two more parts left of this mini series! Itâs been fun writing this, I hope you all come to enjoy the next mini series or my drabbles. As always, heed the tags below.
Modern Day College Scream AU, Obsessed AFAB!Reader, Eventual Poly!Ghostface x reader, Eventual NSFW, All characters 18+
Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VIÂ Part VIIIÂ Part IX
Word Count: 1685
Music bounced off the walls of the Macherâs household, Stu playing one of his infamous playlists as everyone from uni was either drinking, fucking, making out or taking hits of various substances. Your little group was gathered in front of the tv, watching Halloween. Stu and Tatum were cuddled up, Sidney was leaned back in Billyâs arms and Randy was cuddling up with one of the couch pillows. You however were sat next to Colton, aka, the dude Stu had scared off the day before. When you arrived to the party with Sidney and Tatum, you two locked eyes and he was hesitant to walk over to you. You explained to Colton that Stu was just trying to scare him off yesterday and even though you explained how things were complicated- leaving out the whole being in love with serial killers note- he took that as still having a chance.
No one in your group noticed the glares Stu and Billy were giving Colton, not even Bailey himself, but the boys continued to stare daggers right into his skull. If they had been real ones, Colton would have been done for since the second he sat down next to you. Hell, they were probably planning ways to murder him the second Stu noticed someone had invited him to the party. Tatum had moved from Stuâs hold and said she was off to get more alcohol, heading out towards the garage. Colton took the opportunity to show to your friends that he was kind and insisted on helping her. The two left, Tatum raising her brows and smiling at you, mouthing if he was your secret lover. You laughed, giving her a shrug as she rolled her eyes and continued out to the garage with him.
After some time passed and your little group participated with drinking, dancing, and the respective couples making out in the private rooms, you and Colton were left talking on the porch as most people from the party left. Randy headed out as well, having an early shift tomorrow while your other friends stayed since Stu offered for them to spend the night. Sid and Billy were upstairs, Stu and Tatum off god knows where and you were just relaxing with Colton. âSo is it really that complicated?â He questioned you as you shrugged, âwe just donât know if we want to be a thing yet.â You said with a shrug, Colton nodding as he finished off his beer. âI am going to get us some refills so we can finish this conversation,â he said with a smile as you laughed and nodded. You felt a bit weird, you were falling head over heels for your two masked lovers, but deep down inside you, you wondered if they would ever reveal themselves to you. You didnât know if you could handle the heartbreak of never being with them. As he went back inside you saw Tatum emerging with a drunk Sidney wrapped around her shoulders, âIâm going to drop Sidney off at home, she puked all in the guest room. Stu said heâs gonna kick out the stragglers soon,â she said, you patted Sidney on her back. âFeel better, maybe Billy gave you mono,â you joked as she whined and stumbled off with Tatum to her car.
After you watched them drive off you looked back inside, wondering what was taking Colton so long. You sighed, about to walk in before noticing someone in the corner of your eye. You turned towards the figure, seeing your beloved masked killer standing there. âSo you are stalking me,â you said as you stood up. They tilted their head, approaching you as you looked around to see if anyone was watching. You were about to say something else before they grabbed your wrist, holding up your arm to them before they swiped the knife across your skin. âWhat the fuck?â You yelled out, trying to pull your arm away from them before you heard glass drop on the floor. You once again tried to pull away, only to let out a scream when you felt the knife cut your side. You looked to them with tears in your eyes, âwhy?â You screamed at them before you turned to see Colton there, beers dropped onto the porch as he ran and pushed you away from the killer, âGet the fuck off of her, freak!â He yelled as the killer let go of your wrist, Colton punched them but quickly stopped when he was stabbed in his side. You let out a scream, adrenaline filling your veins as you tried to act surprised, but you werenât sure if it was an act after all, they had tried to stab you. One of your secret lovers tried to stab you, the tears that fell out began to blur your vision. âGo get help!â Colton yelled to you before the killer once again wounded him, you backed away as you saw the blood, running inside the house.
Your heart was somehow beating a thousand miles a minute despite being shattered. You didnât know if it was one of your boys behind the mask or some wannabe killer, but you cried as you ran, wondering if they were using you all along. You saw people scattering from your screams, looking around to see who could help. You ran upstairs to find Stu, running into him as you tried to get to his room. âStu!â You yelled, putting your hands on his chest as you tried to get him to move. âStu, we have to go, the killer-â you pleaded, grabbing onto him as he smiled and grabbed your wrists. âStu?â You asked, looking up at him as he chuckled. âDonât worry, little minx. We wonât hurt you, not any more than he did.â He said as he held up your arm that was injured. âBilly sure is mean to you, isnât he doll,â He said as he wiped away your waterfall of tears. âSorry about that, he was watching us,â you heard the familiar voice say from behind you. You backed away from Stu, staring back and forth at the two of them. âWhat?â You asked, confused on what was happening, the adrenaline from earlier making you disoriented and dizzy. âWasnât it obvious? I mean Oliver? Oliverâs fucking goons? Colton? Hell we havenât gotten to Sid and Tate yet,â Stu said as you furrowed your brows and squinted at him. âWe?â You asked as the killer laughed, walking closer to you and pulling off his mask. âWe, us, the two standing in front of you.â Billy said as you looked to them, stepping back away once more. You were having trouble trying to understand that they were the two killers, the two you slept with, the two you unknowingly helped cheat against your best friends.
âI mean, we never intended for this to happen, Casey and Steve were just supposed to be random, but since Casey was Stuâs ex we needed someone to throw them off. You havenât known Stu for very long, I mean, two years isnât enough time to really know someone, right?â Billy explained, stepping closer to you. âYou were supposed to be target number two, but Billy noticed all your little papers and drawings about us,â Stu said as he stood in front of you, tracing your face just like he had before. âAnd we couldnât kill off our first little fan,â âNo, we couldnât have. You were too pretty,â Stu said as he stepped behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist as Billy now stood in front of you.
âPlus, with how good you made us feel, we couldnât gut you after that,â he chuckled, tracing the bloody knife along your cheek. âBut, Sid and- and Tate,â you said softly, Billy smirking. âItâs just taken a bit longer to get to them. Tatum was supposed to be next but your stupid study date got in our way. Oh, and Sidney is our big grand finale. But when you mentioned Oliver and his group, we had some other business to do,â he said as Stu laughed. âWe would have brought you his heart as a little momento but you can guess how that would have been bad,â Stu said as you sniffled, âwhatâs wrong, little bunny?â Billy asked, you shook your head. All the information was hitting you all at once, Tatum and Sidney were going to die, Colton was bleeding out on the porch, and the boys you had known for only two years or less were the ones who planned it all.
âItâs just a lot,â you admitted, sniffling once more. âYou didnât even trust me yesterday, do you know how sad that made me? And- and you tried killing me! I mean jesus fuck I even had a crush on both of you without the mask! And all this time while you two have been sneaking in and out of my bedroom youâve had girlfriends who youâve been kissing and fucking and just-â your rant was ended when Billy put his lips on yours, you pushed at his chest, backing up into Stu. âDonât worry, youâre going to survive this with us. Weâre going to move Bailey so Tatum wonât see him. After that, we take care of her and then we go get Sid. I mean, after all, itâs not us doing it. Itâs all poor Mr. Prescott,â Stu said as you looked to him. âMr. Prescott? But hes-â âheâs in the closet. All tied up and waiting for his big debut, psycho dad.â Billy said as he looked to you. âCome on, get yourself together, itâs time for act three baby,â He said as he pat your cheek, flashing you his infamous grin. âDonât worry, doll, youâll be a big tv star. Gale is going to be up your ass after tonight! Up all our asses!â Stu laughed, âWho knows, maybe youâll get the latest hottest actress to play you in the movie theyâll make about us,â he said as he wrapped his arm around you, pulling you downstairs.
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The Shower Scene, Part 2
Part 1 / Part 3
Warnings: NSFW, MDNI. swearing, sexual tendencies
Almost a week went by. Working non-stop for the past 6 days, you stand in the crisp air of St. Louis, Missouri and take a long swig of your water. Load-out commences in a half hour.
The crew are dancing on their toes while you all wait in the dressing room for the rest of the Bad Omens set. You chew your lip.
In the entire time since Denver, neither you nor Noah had said a single word that anything had happened. The next day, you two glanced at each other, departed the hotel to the bus, and pretended like everything was normal.
Yet you felt the strange energy and tension he was hiding, and he hid it well. The past week, you have said nothing at all about it, yet, the memory of the way he watched you hungrily and patiently was burned into your brain.
It was enough to want to do it again. But you were afraid to do anything again.
Sometimes, during hangouts on the bus with the boys, you'd find him side-eyeing you. He would smile, as if it were toward one of Jolly's jokes, and turn away from you.
Fresh from Dethrone and the crowds energy, the guys run into the room, sweaty and whooping.
"Great job guys. Great show, as usual," you smile.
"Thank you, (Y/N)," Folio says.
"Yeah thank you, (Y/N)." Noah smiles at you.
"As always, Noah." You offer back.
His eyes flash a knowing look at you before instantly returning to normal.
You leave the room to load-out.
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Stepping on the bus, everyone sighs and parts ways, to their respective bunks and to the TV in the living area.
It's 12 o'clock by the time we hit the road. Various members head off to bed. I stay on the couch, watching Ruffilo and Folio fight to the death on a video game that Ruffilo seems to be losing at.
"You both fuckin suck!" Noah shuffled out of the bunk area to the bathroom, jesting at his friends.
"Fuck you!"
"Go away, Sebastian!"
Noah smirks and laughs, stepping in and closing the door to it.
You giggle, but you feel yourself getting tired. You stand up. "Alright guys. I think I'm gonna head to my bunk. Night,"
"Night, (Y/N)."
"Night, dude. Oh I think you should let Davis cuddle. He seems lonely." Nicholas commented.
You laugh. "Fuck off, Ruffilo!"
Hearing the boys chuckle, you turn to head to the bunks. They resume their focus on the game in the dark.
As you begin walking towards the bunk area, the bathroom door opens. Noah stands there, looking at you. You look back at him.
"Yes, what?" You ask, your breathing picking up. He glared at you for a moment, and peaking his head out to check for his friends, he smirks at you as he sees no one looking at us.
He grabs your arm and yanks you into this tiny bus bathroom. He quietly shuts and locks the door.
In a quiet growl, Noah sinks his fingers deep into the strands of your hair. He pulls on it, earning a gasp of need from you. He gets close to your face, whispering, "What you did to me was so dirty, (Y/N). You think you can treat me like that? What a dirty fucking girl you are. Do you think I should show you who the fuck is in charge here? Should I punish you right here?"
Every growl from his mouth had you dripping, making the desire in your stomach red hot.
Noah continued on. "As punishment, princess, I'm not gonna give you what I know you fucking want."
You mewl at his words. He takes his free hand, and runs it down the line of your neck. "I bet you would be so beautiful if I fucked you," he looks into your eyes, getting close to your lips. "If you ever pull that again, I'll fuck this pretty mouth, too."
Your desire soaks your panties and you're squirming with want. "Noah, please,"
He grins at you. "You need me, baby? Huh?" You nod furiously. "Uh-huh!" You gasp.
"You want me to touch your pussy?"
"Fuck, yes," you whisper.
Both of you are trying so hard to be quiet. His hands rub at your thighs. The hand that was in your hair and moves down to grip your throat. You almost feel his breath against your lips. He was so close. He dips down and indulges in leaving hot, wet marks on your neck.
Noah's fingers are so close to right where you want them to be. He bites your neck and squeezes roughly with his hand. Your eyes roll back, and without a thought, you buck your hand up, wanting him to stop teasing.
Immediately he pulls his hands away from you and shoves you against the sink. His hands on either side of you, he pins you against the cold veneer. He tangles his hand back into your hair and gets close again.
You're so turned on, you could fuck him in this bathroom for hours.
"Too fucking bad. Bad girls don't get to feel good." He smirks, his hot breath fanning your face. He pulls on your hair and you whine. Desire fills both of your eyes.
He glances at your lips, looking plump and swollen as you gasp in his arms. He leans down, kissing you hungrily and you kiss back. He pulls away.
"Just to show you what you asked for," he finally allows one caress straight to your core. He slides his hand from front to back, giving your aching core a sharp slap for good punishment's sake, making you jump and squirm. "You just wait, princess. You'll cum for me again."
He leaves the bathroom, leaving you in a panting, wet mess against the sink.
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I'm sorry if I sound a bit ignorant/oblivious/rude but what caused the Mr. Puzzles X Mario ship? I see it everywhere and the art is adorable but I don't know what started it? Was it a specific scene? Some dialogue I missed? Or is it a crack ship?
(once again I'm sorry if any of this sounds rude whatsoever, I'm bad at wording things)
Not rude at all dude! Thanks for asking!
For me (and for most people in assuming) ig Marware started as a crackship since itâs really funny to imagine the big bad Mr Puzzles ended up swooning for the dumbass Italian that is Mario.
Itâs also playing on the dynamic of smart logical character x the biggest idiot you can imagine. They are complete polar opposites in terms of design, personality, body type, height, brains, EVERYTHING!! They are complete opposites of one another. So ofc they gotta be shipper. Also, itâs great potential for funny moments and I just love making funny comics!
In terms of actual scenes, there is this scene from âno tv makes Mario go coo coo crazyâ where he gives CPR to Mr Puzzles and clings to his face, calling him âMi Amourâ which translates to âMy Loveâ. Mario even is willing to kill his own brother so that Mr Puzzles comes back to life. Ofc, Mario was being dramatic and didnât actually KNOW it was a live person he was saying that to but itâs worth noting.
In terms of actual shipping material, I like to imagine that whilst Mario spend hours and hours watching TV (Mr Puzzles) alone, Puzzles eventually grew to appreciate his time with the Italian. He was the only person who truly loved all of his shows no matter how stupid they were. Mario is too dumb to form an opinion on a TV show so to him, all of Puzzlevision was worth 5 stars. In fanon, I think that would have meant a lot to Mr Puzzles and he would have then developed feelings for Mario that way.
Of course, he would get infuriated by Mario at times, especially when he was messing with his ratings. But despite constantly screwing up his 5 stars, Mr Puzzles kept putting Mario as a lead role in every single one of his productions. I dunno about you but Mr Puzzles to me seems smart enough to know that if a character is screwing up his ratings, he shouldnât recast him. Yet he did. Every single time.
Letâs not forget that Mario absolutely loves TV. He doesnât care about how evil the TV is. When he was chasing down Mr Puzzles, it was purely because he wanted to watch more TV. He wasnât trying to save his friends in the beginning because he didnât even realise they were in danger. And once everyone was safe, the very first thing Mario did was go and watch TV.
Since Mario can be such a nuisance, I love to imagine their interactions just being Mario bothering Mr Puzzles and him being unable to say no to him because deep down he knows he loves him. Itâs playing into Mr Puzzles being such a pathetic villain that even the dumbest meme we of the crew can handle him easily.
Heâs just an evil genius who loves his dumbass Mario đĽ°
Anyway yeah! Thatâs more or less everything. Itâs mostly a crackship but to me, I genuinely love it and it may possibly be my favourite SMG4 ship. Thank you for reading!! Take these Marware screenshots on your way out.
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