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“Snuggles” - Part Three of “Little Tales” (an age regression series)

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Little Roman, Little Remus

Summary: Ree and Ro are cuddly when smol. When Ree comes in, teary and short of words, Ro knows it is cuddle time for not just him but his best little bean too. They snuggle up and babble about nice things. Ro colours and Ree just clings to him while holding a little goblin plushie.

Tags: age regression, little roman, little remus, plushie, snuggles, tears, soft, cuddles, post-split, darkness, mentions of Janus and Virgil, mentions of other sides, mentions of bad relationships to Virgil, rat mention, tall things, night time, absolutely adorable littles being together. Mentions of patton, mentions of dark/light side split, past warmth

Please be mindful to not tag/ add any ships or shipping content - this is age regression and there are no relationships of any kind happening. Please respect that.

Previous parts: 1 // 2 // ao3 1 // ao3 2 // ao3 overview // masterlist

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Story under the cut (Wordcount: 2k)

It was dark when Remus slipped out of his bed.

Everything was so tall, so big. The little gently clutched his blanket. It was thin, soft. His favourite blanket. It was light grey and had little rats on it. They had different colours and were special and precious to him.

He patted the fabric, as if to pat his favourite rat friends. They all had names, they all had a story and a place in his heart.

He drew the fabric closer around him. It provided little warmth but it was as good as it would get for now. The smell was rough and rubbed his nose.

It was still dark. There was not a single source of light in his room. His bed was too big, too spacious and far away from the door or the window.. Remus looked around, black wrapping around his tired eyes.

Darkness was scary... and he felt too small and tiny to deal with it. He was just tiny and wanted snuggled.

And his little Harry Snuffles was missing, too!

“Mean..”, he mumbled to himself.

Remus had his blanket wrapped around himself, a bit like a cape. He held onto the light fabric and slowly stepped out of his room. His mind was hazy and somewhat light. It was hard to think but he had to pay attention where he set his foot on. His room was a chaotic mess and if he stepped on legos, he would cry on the spot. With calculated steps, routine-led feet guided him from his bed to the big door where he slowly pulled the door open.

Just a small peek... only for a bit, he told himself.

The little slowly tapped forward, steps soft, silent. He could hear Virgil’s music buzzing in the background. The dim purple lights illuminated the space under his door. Remus wanted to go to him but the emo was so mean when he felt tiny... Memories of their interactions flooded his mind and pulled his lips down. A small layer of liquid covered his eyes and Remus shook his head.

No, he would not go.

His eyes wandered over to the other doors in the dark hallway but he shook his head at them as well. There was no way he could go there. Remus took his blanket and quickly moved down the hall, putting as much distance between himself and the other doors around him.

Soon, the lights and voices were gone. No other sides were behind him. Instead, he crossed the intersection of hallways and turned to move into the direction of the only room to bring him comfort during these trying times.

He waddled forward and as he did so, he approached the big gate before him. It was already impressively tall but the closer he got, the more the gate revealed of its gargantuan nature. It hovered above his metaphysical butt.

Hehe, butt.

Remus hugged his blanket closer. He shook his messy hair. It was brown but a funny skunk-like strand started appearing in it. Janus had said it was because he was so stinky.

The little was not a stinky but he liked the word. Stinky, stinky, stinky. Stinki mans! He was a stinki boi!!

He giggled.

His small noises filled the room as much as his heart. The darkness of the hallways seemed to let go off him and he slowly pushed at the door to gain entrance. The big emblem, a red shield, parted into two halves. Remus sneaked through the little space between the two doors and shut it completely behind him. He tried his best to be as quiet as he could but it still made a muffled sound when closing.

The heavy stone plates clacked together because Remus was not only a stinki mans, he was also a stronk boi! He moved things!!

Once inside and having sealed the entrance, the little relished in the small victory. He had gotten here all by himself like a really tol boi and he was not hurt and did not make anyone angry. Also also!! Nobody was disturbed by him taking a walk around. Everyone was still napping hard. Remus giggled to himself again.

Pride welled up inside of them and he carefully made his way forward, his grip on the blanket softer than before. It was a holding more than a gripping or even clutching. He loosely kept the blanket around him for the warmth and comfort.

It was only now that Remus took the time to look around and take in all in.

Compared to his dark, chaotic room, this one welcomed him with open arms. There was a warmth in the caring hug whenever he set foot on the light side territory. Roman’s room was right at the edge of it.

The little followed the strings of fairy lights hanging from the sides of the room. It was the perfect system to lead him over to what and whom he was there for.

The sound of his steps were loyally muffled by the rugs underneath. They smelled clean and warm. Remus stood for a moment, simply curling and uncurling his toes. His feet shifted a bit and he walked on the spot, just rubbing his feet into the soft little nubs underneath him.

The rug was red. Red like his former self had been, too.

Another layer of hot tears build up in his eyes and Remus sniffled silently, sinking into the rug. He had not even reached the bed he had came for. The little hugged his blanket, burying his head in it.

“Stinki..”, he mumbled into his fabric. It did not smell warm, it was rather harsh and lacked any kind of hugs.

He rubbed his nose into it and whined at the missing warmth in his heart.

“Ree....?”

A tiny voice arose from the dimly lit room. Shuffling and rustling happened. It came from the bed and Remus clenched his teeth together, his jaw somewhat hardening.

“U got my stuffy!”

He turned to Roro, tears in his eyes and blanket bundled up in his arms. In his sniffling frenzy, he had started pulling it together as if to make it into a companion for hugs, a companion for who was meant to be next to him.

He sniffed once more, a pouting look on his face as he turned to the sleepy Roro. He was in his room, so it was not a surprise to see him in here.

“Giv it back.”

Remus stepped closer, rubbing the tears out of his eyes. Roman shifted in bed and patted the space next to him.

“Ree...”

He whispered, the words almost lost between them. The distance separating them was spatially just about a foot but metaphorically marked by a whole border.

“Mn... Nu, I wan my lil fren back.. Wan my Snuffles back!”

Roman tilted his head and sobbed a bit.

“Awaw.. I - I wan my Ree back..”

The addressed little cried and climbed in, holding his blanket dear.

“Gimme Snuffles n I gib u cuddles.”

Roman looked at him, eyes innocent and face soft. He shrugged and done in to hug his Ree and hold him close.

“Snuffles..”

He pointed at his lap, softly pulling the blanket away. It was a warm white with golden symbols all over. The fabric seemed to be cotton. It felt cold but warm and questionably comfortable.

Ree saw his fren with his fren and slowly reached out for it. Instead of reaching for it, he took Roro’s hand and squeezed it.

“Fren.. Frens hug n snuggle for hapy feels!”

Happy tears rolled over his cheeks and Roro nodded, squeezing his hand back. He shifted closer to his Ree and hugged him closer. He inhaled the harsher smells he had missed, he bathed himself in the lovely chaos and the comfort of unlimited creative frenzy.

They hugged, feeling whole at once.

Ro nudged the other and patted the space next to him. Ree took the hint and they laid down together. The light side nudged the stuffie over and pouted a bit. Ree felt his little stinki toi return and he held Harry Snuffles close. It was a green cyclops with a big big club in his hand.

The plushie was returned to his arms and Ree gently cradled him close. He sniffled, hugging his plushie against his face to dry his tears. Ro drew blankets around them and curled up with Ree. They had a next of warm and cuddly blankets. His bed had veils covering him from the world. The perfect addition when he got smol and wanted to hide and snuggle a bit.

He conjured up another blankie and used it mark the sides of his bed with more warmth and comfort.

Ree looked up at him, a soft smile on his face as he wrapped his arms around Roro, holding him close. Harry Snuffles was between them and rested in their shared embrace. The littles looked at one another after a while and giggled a bit.

“Share!”, Ree demanded and Roro happily giggled, excited squeaks coming from his side.

Roro shook his light head and patted his equal ever so gently.

“We share? Share share!!”

Another bout of energy hit him and the light side bounced on his shared bed. It was so big, but with Ree in it, it was just big enough for the two! Ro moved and grabbed his white blanket. It was big but soon covered their legs, then their upper bodies and even the pretty cyclops between their chests.

“Shar’n s.. s gud.. s car’n”, Roro philosophised.

Ree nodded sagely and snuggled up under the blanket until his face could barely be seen. His eyes and the light strand peeked out from under the white fabric but other than that, he was covered up. Roro pulled a set of pillows close and giggled as he patted one of them.

“Wawamewons!”

Ree looked at it and curled up, poking it a bit.

“Hihi.. wawawemons”, Ree chuckled under his breath. Ro’s voice dissolved into another set of giggles and he carefully drew Ree closer.

“Siwwy!”

Ree giggled, nodding.

Little tears built up at the corner of his eyes and he grinned at his Roro, enjoying the fruits all over the pillow. Ree curiously tugged it closer until it was between them. His hands moved to place the cyclop’s head on the pillow as if Harry Snuffles was to sleep.

“Hawwy gets scawwy! Needs lotsa lotsa snugs!”

DEmonstratively, he placed his arms around the stuffie and Roro did as told, holding Ree and the pillow-Snuffles combination.

“We.. we snug.. n .. n we hug”, he mumbled, speech slurred.

To enforce his point, Ro nodded weakly. It was barely visible and Ree felt the same. His body felt heavy with the warm and heavy blankie on them. Roro holding him was nice and the smell made his eyes flutter shut and then make them too heavy to stay open!

He blabbered a bit.

“Mwen, mwean,, eys... he-heb,,hebby,,-”

His speech was just as unclear as Roro’s but that was because the little was fighting every bit of sleepy whims. His eye lids shot up for a moment but immediately fell back to sleep and when he tried to kick his legs to annoy the other or move the blankie, his limbs were too heavy to be moved.

He fought his eyes open one more time, catching a last glimpse of Roro holding him close and the watermelon pillow between them where Mister Snuffles was located on.

Before him was the comfort and the warmth he missed ever since the split.

“Mw..k..kin..”, he started but he fell asleep before he could say any more. His hands were around Roro and another one rested on Snuffle’s upper arm.

His mind was foggy, thoughts lame as the overwhelming tiredness lulled him back to sleep with tempting dreams and memories of being whole.

He sighed in his sleep, sleepy head letting go off his grip on the reality that was the mindscape.

In a few hours, he could wake up again and be the stinki mans Janus saw in him.. but until then, he would be with Roro and snuggle and feel loved like when Patton used to when he made him his rat blankie.

He sniffled.

It was good to be back.

#sanders sides #sanders sides fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfic #ts fanfic #ts fanfiction #Age Regression #agere sides #little remus #roman sanders #remus sanders #little tales series #joey writes

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hirvitank · 4 years ago

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Waste + 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 11, 12, 13, 15

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

I knew Death of the Outsider was coming, and as the Outsider was my favourite character I really wanted to explore the theory of him becoming human—the game hadn’t been released yet so we had no idea how it’d actually end, just that Billie and Daud were working together to kill him. Since the Outsider functioned as a sort of moral compass, I was very curious to try and imagine how his canon characteristics and biases would translate into a human version of him; how would he experience the world? How would he come to terms with such a humbling existence? Where did he come from and who was he? How would he cope with his own mortality, human emotion, the consequences following his choices in the Void? And most importantly; how had his being the Outsider affected his humanity? There was so much I wanted to see explored, things I feel the previous games hinted at but never elaborated upon. I wanted to write a psychological sort of story where we’d really be able to feel and experience whatever passed in his mind, and I tried my best to use my knowledge as well as my own experiences—flaws I either observed within myself or others, ideas, thoughts and feelings influenced by bias, depression, trauma, etc. When in art school, most of my inspiration came from the transience of things; my fear of death. I really wanted to take the subject and explore it through the eyes of someone previously immortal.

2: What scene did you first put down?

I think it was the original ending I wrote down first. I was supposed to write towards a particular scene, but somewhere along the way I’d decided to discard the idea entirely and opt for a happier resolution. I originally intended for the Outsider to die in the end, both to explore the feelings of those around him, as well as his own emotions accepting such a fate. I wanted a way to embrace death, as well as an output for all my bitterness regarding the subject; my anger at the ‘unfairness’ of it all, as well as my own trauma. I wanted to express loss, and in a way try and reveal the beauty of it. In the end, I had already found a way to deal with grief, and I also felt these characters deserved more; the fairness of fiction

3: What’s your favorite line of narration?

That’s a REALLY difficult pick haha (does this mean literally a single line, or like a paragraph?). I’ll just share one of my favourite parts, because I can, and because it’s even more difficult to pick a single line from such a long story and I’m honestly horrible at making choices:

I heard the whispers of rats all around me, tiny feet scampering through the pipes; Billie’s gift tucked inside my shirt. My bare feet light, making little noise—as if I wasn’t really there. Perhaps I wasn’t. Perhaps I hadn’t been anywhere for centuries.

Up the stairs, cold stones. The walls decorated, grand and lavish. Empty corridors and lingering traces of hushed whispers—the guards had left their posts. She’d be there. How would that have made me feel? How should that make me feel? Almost, getting closer. My heart pounded in my ears, lungs greedily begging for more air, more—more. I felt like running. Strong currents of energy coursed through my veins, vibrated through bones and tendons. If I lost control, would I explode in a million pieces? Would the energy burst out and take my body apart, like the Void tearing into reality?

Who was I?

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

Honestly impossible to pick, I’ll just take this monologue:

“Anton Sokolov: sire to 14 children, but a father to none. A brilliant mind at a terrible cost, enlightenment in exchange for the dark depravity of the soul. Fingers that turn the times into a revolution of progress, the same fingers that touch upon women as they do the cold inventions they craft. Objects close to his heart—objects from his mind.

“The stench of alcohol in his bed, his clothes, his skin. Liquors and paints; on the canvas, dripping from his fingers, in the eyes of the beggar he found in the flooded slums of a place forsaken. The stench of rot still fresh on his teeth as he smiles at young Emily Kaldwin and tells her: ‘Don’t worry dear, here in the tower you are safe.’ Don’t worry dear, for I know the truest evil lies not within the high walls of Dunwall but within my hands and mind, within the flooded basement where a woman screamed and bled until she hung her head and closed eyes from which the dark paint still leaked—forever.

“The human body—like clockwork—taken apart in exchange for coin, for valuables. But those things Anton Sokolov values most lay outside of his intellectual grasp; for all the reasoning in the world he is but a cold, lonely man in search of a higher purpose that is but a lie of his own twisted imagination. A delusion of grandeur.

“How does it feel? One’s biggest regrets are but feelings of little consequence. The true disease is the sickness that allows one to enact true consequence on an innocent in the name of a self-prescribed fate. But I suppose that’s the curse of boredom. That, is the curse of your brilliance.”

5: What part was hardest to write?

The first chapter! There’s nothing more difficult than a set-up imo; establishing characters, pacing, setting and feel. I had a vague idea of where I wanted to go, but there was still so much I didn’t know that I had a hard time choosing how and where to start. I think it’s one of the most heavily edited chapters, just because I didn’t have a clear grasp on the characters or plot yet. (Also smut, oh lord help me)

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

There’s the original ending, and I did at one point start on a companion fic to explore Emily’s pov, but decided I better focus on finishing the original instead.

11: What do you like best about this fic?

The fact that it’s finished (hurrahhhh!!), and the themes and subjects.

12: What do you like least about this fic?

My own sense of humour, I always cringe reading my own jokes so I can only hope it hits with others—I genuinely have no idea, and it’s hard at times to figure out where to draw the line.

13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

WELL IM GLAD U ASKED!! I’ll try and keep this short, but these are some of the songs that carried this fic, not even exaggerating.

1. Lover Don’t Leave, Citizen Shade

2. Happy Life, Roland Faunte

3. Painting Roses, Dresses

4. ID, Charlie Allen

5. High Tops, Del Water Gap

6. Love Song for Lady Earth, Del Water Gap

7. Battle Cry, The Family Crest

15: What did you learn from writing this fic?

EVERYTHING. I had literally no idea about writing, apparently. I’ve had no classes in literature, nor have I ever been taught the common rules when it comes to writing. I got to learn most of it thanks to my friends who helped edit (shoutout to @onewhoturns again), and through trial and error. I absolutely loved the experience of it, and I’m so grateful for all I’ve learned, and all I will continue to learn in the future. It’s given me the basis for my own original writing which I’m trying to pursue, and which I hope will someday become reality.

Thank you so much for these! I’ve thoroughly enjoyed answering every single one. ♥

#anon #ask #emsider #waste #my writing #it’s almost 4 am but i wanted to finish answering these #im gon sleep now byeee thank u so muchhhh

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nodesiretogrowup · 5 years ago

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alright y’all, time for a Melissa play-by-play. I have a theory about this episode but it will get it’s own post:

And we dive right into spy time

That statue in the fountain was very upsetting :’)

GODDAMN U LAUNCHPAD, U SEXY BEAST

I like that LP says spiffy because I use the word spiffy

DEW-ble O Duck

“What I Dewey best” God I love Dewey and his love of puns

SONG TIME!!!

Ben is a really good singer

I like how the song was foreshadowing things to come

How is she wearing earrings?

A ham on cheese sandwich sounds really good rn

“I can’t remember when I’m hungry” A man after my own heart

YOU DIED

Ok, that game is WAAAAAY too advanced. It has the whole building mapped out and those glasses are WAAAY to small and lightweight to handle all that. Is it all through wi-fi? Am I overthinking the logic of a video game in a cartoon? Probably

“I had a sassy quip and everything.” He has the makings of a superhero in him

“It’s a little too real.” FORESHADOWING! Or the game was already REALLY immersive. OR BOTH

OH GOD LAUNCHPAD IS ALREADY FEELING BAD ABOUT HIMSELF!

“Haven’t you ever wanted to plug into a high-stakes, thrilling adventure?” He’s already done the spy-thing. Though it would have been cool to see Scrooge in a sexy suit

UNCLE MCDEE! I LOVE IT

Then an Uncle Scrooge from Webby. TOO CUTE!

There is A LOT of winking in this episode ;)

“We’re a team” DEWEY IS SO ADORABLE AND WHOLESOME!

Aw, Launchpad

I didn’t notice it the first time, but I love that Steelbeak is using one of those plastic swords to pick his teeth. It’s the little things

Is the theme song gonna be the short version for every episode this season?

I really dig Jason Mantzoukas’ take on Steelbeak. He’s just so cocky yet insecure at the same time. I like his voice cracking when he gets embarrassed or excited

And I ADORE how UTTERLY STUPID he is. I think he’s dumber than Launchpad because Launchpad is aware that he’s not exactly the smartest guy but Steelbeak GENUINELY thinks he’s smart. Plus he feels the joke. That’s just dumb and unfunny (in-universe at least. out of universe it’s great)

“The Sat-a-Lighthouse. Classic villain lair.” Well we know that’s gonna show up

Bradford’s neck bothers me. It makes my neck hurt looking at it

Intelli-ray. You guys are a bit on the beak nose when it comes to naming things

GADGET!

“Rat’s are dumb, right?” YOU STUPID BEAUTIFUL MAN

THE OTHER RANGERS! And Monterey already has his mustache

Ok how did her hair grow so fast? And did she shave her fur? How did she get a more human-esque figure? I NEED THIS INFORMATION

They Secret of Nimh’ed her!

Heron acts like an annoyed/done mom with Steelbeak and he acts like a snotty kid. It’s great

EVIL LAUGH

“Did that rat make that jumpsuit on a regular sewing machine, or did it build its own tiny sewing machine?” STEELBEAK ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS HERE

I legit thought she was about to pull off his beak

“I’ll go. Not because you told me.” He’s such a punk-ass kid, I LOVE IT

CHOMP CHOMP

DON’T EXPLAIN THE JOKE, BRO

“I pay for the privilege of doing someone else’s yard-work?” THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU’D SAY, YOU RICH, PRIVILEGED MAN. Whack-a-Mole is actually about expressing all the rage and fury inside you

Video graphic adventures

SKEE BALL! I FUCKING LOVE SKEE BALL

That kid didn’t even take his tickets

Ticket-rich. I love it

LET’S STRETCH BITCHES

“Can’t let Dewey down. Gotta be smart, gotta win the game.” OH LAUNCHPAD, SWEETHEART

“Calm down, LP. It’s only a game.” Dewey is SUCH a GOOD friend!

“But don’t overthink it.” That’s just good life advice in general

I love how tiny Dewey is when compared to LP. It’s ADORABLE

“THEN WE GET PIZZA.” “Yes, pizza.” I don’t know why, but the way Ben delivers that line is hilarious to me

“Pad. Launchpad. McQuack. My name is Launchpad McQuack.” I love you so much

Ok, was there an actual dude there? How could’ve Steelbeak thrown a digital person?

“Yes, I do as well.” YOU DUMB HOE, I LOVE YOU

That card game was great. Truly a battle of wits. And Dewey just being like...what. Beautiful

“Well played.” “It was?”

“Look’s like you’ve been out-smart guyed.” The dialogue in this episode is top notch

I too do not understand smanzy card games

“But how about a game of 52 pickup...YOUR TEETH!”

“THE PAIN FEELS SO LIFELIKE!”

The sound Steelbeak makes when Dewey pulls on his...hair(?) is great

One day you’ll get to quip Dewey, one day

The cuts between the game reality and actual reality are so great

Is that the Phantom Blot or the normal Funzo? Is there even a normal Funzo?

The neck cracking also made my neck hurt

All the kids gathering around Scrooge is too cute

“Not now lass, I’m on a roll.” SKEE BALL IS A GATEWAY DRUG TO GAMBLING

“I think they just have nachos.” They have pizza too

Steelbeak pecking at Launchpad...brilliant

The little pug/bulldog kid is so cute

The scream when he’s hit with the pizza is gold

That ballpit is terrifying

Yet again Launchpad falls on someone

HE FUCKING PUNCHED A KID! WTF BRO?!

“WE MADE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL!”

Those jumpsuits are pretty nice, ngl

“Nerp”

Launchpad had the right idea, he just fumbled on the execution

Rubix cubes-shorthand for intelligence levels

She is so done with him it’s great

“We can make Scrooge SO HUNGRY, he’ll EAT all the toys!” Solid logic

“Duh, that ain’t smart.” OO, BURN

Whenever anyone/anything grabs Steelbeak’s beak I feel like it’s gonna come off

THE THEME SONG PLAYS! I LOVE IT! IT’S GREAT

How did the others get smart? Where did THEIR clothes come from?! I NEED ANSWERS FRANK!!

Launchpad is always ready to lend a helping hand

HOW DID THE GLOVE FLOAT?! I HAVE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!!!

“The answer was to build a tiny plane and teach a mouse to fly it?” “Yes, I figured that out.”

Is Gadget a rat or a mouse? She looked more mouse-like before she got smartified but Heron called her a rat. EVEN MORE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS! She’s probably a mouse though because that’s what she was in the original show

I don’t know why but I love when people call Launchpad LP. Maybe it’s because he has nicknames for everyone else so him having a nickname is cute

So Steelbeak was in prison in St. Canard. Perhaps he had a run in with a certain terror that flaps in the night? That would be hilarious if the two had met before but now Steelbeak is more focused on Launchpad. That would be a blow to DW’s ego

I kind of feel bad for Steelbeak. Sure he’s dumb but that was uncalled for. No wonder he snapped

“You bird-brained...” Aren’t you ALL bird-brains though? You are birds and you have brains therefore you have bird-brains. That almost feels like it could be a racist comment in this world

“I’M THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE ARCADE!” You were the richest duck in the arcade the moment you walked in

I love when Scrooge gets obsessed with something and loses his goddamn mind

WEBBY YOU CREATED A MONSTER!

“Ticket bin?” “YES!”

322 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT. Good for them

Launchpad just LEEROY JENKENS’ed his way in

His hand is as big as Dewey’s HEAD

LP and Steelbeak have great fight dialogue. It reminds me of Megamind and Metro Man

LAUNCHPAD PUSHES DEWEY TO SAFETY! At that point he didn’t even KNOW what the ray did! But he heroically saved his best friend, not matter what would happen to him! WE STAN!

This episode cemented my headcanon that Chris Evans would be the perfect human LP

“I SHALL AVENGE YOU, MY FRIEND”

This scene, the climax, and the end of the episode gave me a theory, but it will have its own post

British accent=smart?

First thing he does is slick back the hair. Classy

“That cad, Steelbeak” We should call more people cads

How did LP fit into that much smaller man’s uniform? Are they extra stretchy? Because I can totally see that being something FOWL would do. It’s practical

“I don’t know what any of those words mean.” Same

“Heavens, you don’t want them to think you don’t know what you’re doing!” My constant struggle

The supersious guy is adorable

“Well, it’s certainly proving to be bad luck FOR YOU!”

KARATE CHOP ACTION

He still calls him Mr McDee. I just think that’s cute

Dear Dewford. Aww

“I won’t let him down again.” AAAAWWWWWWW

“Can’t go out there looking like this.” You can’t fight crime if you ain’t cute (or sexy in LP’s case)

LAUNCHPAD, YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER

That is an old-ass phone you got there, LP

Scrooge is 2 for 2 in missing important calls. Probably should turn his ringtone on

Webby is just so done

“Ah yes, you’d like that wouldn’t you, sonny.” God, Scrooge can get downright FERAL

Blink-and-you’ll-miss-it DW cameo. It looks like Drake’s DW. Does he have merch now? Does he get a cute of the sales? Who makes the merch?

WEBBY WILL FUCKING END YOU

Dewey is SO precious this episode. His cute little bounces

“I’m actually afraid and a little dehydrated, this game is AWESOME” GET THAT BOY SOME JUICE STAT

I love when shows realistically portray sound

“No time for a...crash course” YEEEEEAAAAAAAH

How’d he get a grappling hook?

“THAT’S MY PARTNER!” DEWEY LOVES LP SO MUCH!!

“How is he doing this?” The power of sexy? I don’t know either, bro

“There goes your pal LURCH-POUND! HA! You know, because he just got lurched into that POND OVER THERE?!” “That’s technically a bay.” “I’M NOT STUPID!”

“Classic villain lair!” I can appreciate a man who knows what he’s about

Why do villains alway jump INSTANTLY to the world? You gotta take baby steps. Start with a city, then a state, then the tri-state area a country, THEN the world. Gotta pace yourself

“And Uncle Scrooge only gives us like a nickel each week.” Do they do chores to earn that allowance? I mean, probably. Do Donald and Della have to do chores as well? Give them at least a dime, Scrooge!

MORE SEXY LAUNCHPAD! DAMN YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN!

“Waaaaiiiit a minute, is that my suit?!” “It suits me better.” DAMN STRAIGHT IT DOES! LP fills the jacket out

I like Steelbeak adding on his fingers

“Your fancy speak won’t work on me, Dummy-O-Duck. Ha-ha, classic.”

“That was totally my plan the whole time” Sweetie, just...no

“I guess you’re not as smart as *voice crack* ME.” “Not as smart as I.” NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR CORRECTING GRAMMAR!

THEY’RE BACK! AND THE THEME SONG! SO BEAUTIFUL!

Again, I thought Steelbeak’s beak was coming off

I like that Steelbeak went into pray position while being shocked

I’m gonna pretend the Rangers were off on their own adventure the whole time’

“Thanks for the...rescue.” AND GADGET SALUTES BACK AND WINKS! BEAUTIFUL!

“No person could survive being that stupid”

Launchpad, always willing to take one for the team

“There’s so much more I could accomplish! Stop the evil conspiracy out to get us! Solve world hunger! Land a plane!” No matter how smart he is, Launchpad still can’t stick the landing

“Launchpad, why are you overthinking this?” “Because I want to be good enough for you!” SOB

“Of course you’re good enough for me. You’re my best friend.” SOOOOOOOOOOB

“For Dewey, and Duckburg.” He put Dewey first, daaaaawwwww

HIM CATCHING DEWEY AND HOLDING HIM TIGHT TO HIS CHEST?! SO WHOLESOME!!

First thing LP does after things go back to normal? Fix his hair. Hair is very important to your state of mind, I guess

“Was it all a game?” Life is just a game

“Wait until I tell Huey I...YOU beat the game.” AAAAWWWWWW

“I’m not playing with anyone but you.” MY HEART!!!!

Scrooge is so broken. And the ticket to prize ratio, too true

“How much money did you spend to get those tickets?” Don’t play skee ball, kids. It will ruin your life

“I don’t think we should bring you here anymore.” Donald should probably be the one picking you up because Della would TOTALLY get hooked on a game/get too aggressive and I could see Beakley falling into the same trap

The comb just sticks there

The subtitles call him Suave-Pad, I LOVE IT!

“I like purple. A lot. Ha! Man, I’m glad I got that off my chest.” A DW reference or a CODEWORD?

“WARM THEM, YOU OLD FOOL! WAAAAARN THEEEEEM! Oh, dash it all, I’m going for a soak.”

“Restoring your ‘intelligence’ as it were.” BURN

She’s on a first-name basis with him...interesting

“OR ANY KINDS OF RAYS!” No mad sciencing here

“Who’s stupid now?” Gloating is very unbecoming

There are...certain people I wish I could force to shut up like that

His muffled screaming is great

Again, Rubix cube solving proves intelligence

How did he not notice it was wet when he picked it up?

I NEED THE SONG IN FULL SOMEWHERE TO DOWNLOAD

This one was super fun and emotional. I was not expecting this to be the episode that the Rescue Rangers would make their debut in but I’m glad they were here. Dewey and Launchpad’s friendship is so pure and adorable. I almost wish there hadn’t been a b-plot but it was fun. I know other people are upset over Steelbeak/the Rescue Rangers being different but I like them. This show is different from those shows. Steelbeak was repurposed into being Launchpad’s nemesis so he needed to match him. Plus we already have a bunch of smarties in FOWL. And this Steelbeak seems younger and less experienced so it would make sense that he’s not as clever. The Rangers didn’t really change that much from their show, just got a new origin that helps them fit into the world that has already been set up. I think this episode is going in the top 5.

#ducktales #darkwing duck #chip and dale rescue rangers #dt spoilers #huey got a much need break this episode

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ohtheseboysilove · 5 years ago

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Newbie in town [ Ben Hardy x F!Reader]

Words : 2, 500 K +

Warnings : angst, fluff

Summary : Ben move into in a flat with two roommates. He started to crush on Reader but he is afraid she already have a thing with Joe.

Note : Not as angst as I plan to but anyway, requested by a lovely ano, hope u like it babe !!!

Ben had move into his new shared flat a little over three months ago. Things were going good, even great. The flat wasn’t too far from the center, the rent was correct and his roommates where really nice. There was Joe, born and raised here, in New York City, he was such a cool guy, hilarious and mostly in a happy mood. And there was (Y/N). She was a bit shy but once she was comfortable with people, she was very friendly. And she was pretty. Maybe too pretty because since day one Ben found himself having a crush on her. And it was getting bigger every day.

But the thing was, (Y/N) and Joe were close, like really close. She spent a lot of evenings with Joe, both of them messing on the sofa during whatever was on the TV. The blond was invited every time but he couldn’t help but felt left aside. Like he was intruding between his two roommates. They also had lunches together when they were both on break during work. Or the private jokes, probably what Ben hated the most. Ben wasn’t sure if Joe was flirting or just being nice. It was hard to say with him, always joking and being serious wasn’t his thing, so it was quite confusing. (Y/N) was as equally confusing. She was timid and blushing easily, so Ben couldn’t tell if she was into Joe or just being herself.

"Joseph ! Hurry up we’re going to be late !" Ben swallowed nervously at the sight of (Y/N), all dolled up and bouncing on her feet, seeming in a very good mood. "Sure you don’t want to come Benjamin ?" She looked at him with her sweet smile, her fingers putting her hairs in a plate.

"I have other plan but thanks" Ben said, a stupid smile on his lips, like every time he was speaking to her. She was very charming.

"Ordering a pizza and play Fifa all evening it’s not a plan Jones" Joe exclaimed when he entered the living room, he was well dressed too, straightening his white shirt casually.

Ben’s ears reddened at his words as (Y/N) giggled softly, giving him an amused glance. His heart melting at the happiness sparkling in her eyes, it was pretty rare to see her so care-free and simply joyful. School was kicking her ass, making her anxious and overwhelmed with so much work, it wasn’t easy everyday and you could see that on her face. She also had some family problems that was weighing on her but she wasn’t one to complain, preferring keeping quiet about whatever was bothering her.

"Should we go mister Mazzello ? Or should I call Mister Director now ?" She teased with a goofy grin, matching Joe’s one.

"Sir, it’s good too" Joe joked back and Ben took a big sip of his beer, watching his two roommates giggling at each other, his stomach twisting with jealousy.

"Dork" (Y/N) slapped playfully his shoulder. "I’m really proud of you Joe, you really deserve this promotion" The pride and happiness for her friend was dripping from her sweet tone and, once again, Ben felt sick.

"Thanks bub" He winked at her and dropped a soft kiss on her hairs and her smile was now reaching ear from ear. "Ready ?" (Y/N) nodded eagerly and slid her arm on Joe’s, her bag hanging on her other shoulder. "See you later Benny"

"Bye" He replied with a forced smile, his heart beating roughly against his rib cage, painfully aware that the girl he liked was probably already taken.

Weeks went by and Ben weren’t feeling better, it was ridiculous because his little crush was now something more, he was dangerous falling for his roommate and nothing could stop that.

"Ben ! Careful, you’re putting dough everywhere !" Ben blinked furiously, stopping his pure contemplation of (Y/N), to see that, effectively, he was throwing dough on the counter with his distract movements. "Give me that Benny" She giggled, taking from his hand the bowl and poured the dough into the dinosaur shape.

They were making a cake for Joe’s birthday and the man had a strange fascination for dinosaurs, they opted for the diplodocus shape, (Y/N) claimed it was the cutest of all.

"You’re so easily distracted, Ben" She added and gave him an amused grin behind her shoulder, making Ben’s heart fluttered. She was too damn pretty for his well-being. "What were you thinking about this time ?"

The blond chewed his lower lip and debated between telling her the truth or lying like every time. He opted for the third option, which weren’t really a lie but not the complete truth either.

"A girl"

"A girl ?" (Y/N) frowned her brows and slid the dough into the oven, before licking the remaining of the sweet dough from her fingers. Ben had to repress a moan at the sight. "I didn’t know you were seeing someone Benny"

"I’m not seeing her. Not really. We...are friends but I hope we could be something more one day" He said and stared intensely in her gaze, trying to make her understand who was this girl.

Of course she didn’t get the hint, he never even flirted with her, she couldn’t have a clue he was into her. Before she could replied, Joe entered the flat and all her attention ended up on the red hair, making Ben sighed deeply.

This was probably the worst Christmas on Ben’s life. He was maybe being a bit dramatic but seeing photos of (Y/N) and Joe all across his Instagram was killing him. Ben went to his family for the holiday and (Y/N) went with Joe, spending two all weekday together, having apparently the time of their lives.

And Ben was only thinking about her. How much he was in love with her now and how painful it was to live with the both of them. He was seriously considering to move in another flat, hoping it would calm his feelings until they disappeared in ashes.

Before opting for the most extreme solution, he wanted to ask Joe to confirm his relationship with (Y/N). But he was scared. Scared to ruin everything. Joe would immediately picked up that Ben had feelings for (Y/N) and if they were really together, it would be horribly awkward. Maybe he would be mad. And Joe was a dear friend to Ben, perhaps he should keep his mouth shut.

But when few days after coming back from holidays, he saw (Y/N) exited Joe’s room early in the morning, he felt his heart dropped. Crushing completely in tiny pieces. He was back from the gym and he stayed quiet, watching the girl he loved going back in her room, probably after fucking with Joe. For a split second he hated the red hair, jealousy burning his face but it quickly went away, knowing it was completely childish. Instead he was just sad. Deeply. He wiped the only tear which managed to escape his glossy eyes and went back to his room, decided to move out for good.

"Come on, Ben. Tell me what’s wrong ?" Joe was sitting on the blond’s bed, watching him packed his things. "(Y/N) already visited the new place you are going before moving here and she almost fainted when she saw a family of rats leaving in what was supposed to be her room. Why are you so eager to leave us ?"

"It’s not that bad and I told you, it’s closer to my work, mate. Doesn’t mean we can’t hang out together anymore" Ben gave him a tired smile, hoping the red hair would just drop it. The new place he was supposed to move in few days was horrible, a real shit hole but that was the only flat he could afford to stay in the center. And staying here, watching (Y/N) and Joe making doe-eyes to each other wasn’t a plan. He couldn’t stay here anymore, it was crushing him.

Joe sighed deeply and grabbed the box from Ben’s hands, putting it on the floor.

"Come on, the truth Jones, I’m not stupid, you’re lying. What is going on ? I thought you like our flat ? And we are nice roommates, so I don’t understand. And (Y/N) is going to kill you if she now you are moving out. She really likes you" Ben rolled his eyes, (Y/N) liked him, awesome but that wasn’t the problem.

"It’s just...alright, promise you won’t be mad at me ?" Joe raised a brow but promised anyway, surprised to see Ben ready to speak. The blond took a deep breath and decided he had nothing to lose anymore. "I’m in love with (Y/N)"

He swallowed nervously and watched Joe’s eyes widened at his words.

"You’re in love with her ?" He repeated with a high-pitched voice.

"But I know she is yours man, no worry, I didn’t try anything" Ben quickly added, anxious to see his friend kicking his ass.

"She is mine ? What do you mean ?" Joe scratched his beard as he processed slowly the informations.

"You’re together right ?" Joe stayed silent, his brows deeply frowned. "I saw her walking out of your room the other day, in the early morning. And you took her with you for holidays with your family so...yeah, you weren’t very discrete" Ben explained with a sad smile, folding a pants in the clothes box to avoid his roommate’s gaze.

"Oh. No, no, no" The red hair chuckled and shook his head. "We are not together, not at all!"

Ben grimaced. Right, even better, they were sex friend and strangely it was even worse for him.

"We are not sleeping together either Benjamin. Never" Joe added, seeing what Ben was thinking on his face. "We are just friend, close ones but that’s all we are. I swear"

The blond felt a weight lifted from his shoulders and he let the cloth fell on the ground with a low thud, feeling deeply relieved. They weren’t together.

"But...you...she is always glued to you, going with you everywhere and...I think she have feelings for you" Ben was confused now, the way they acted together...one of them must had feeling for the other. (Y/N) had probably.

"No she don’t, trust me, she don’t" Joe replied with a little smile. "I know what it look like but none of us have feelings other than friendly ones. (Y/N)...she is new to the city okay ? She don’t know anyone except her roommates, and before you arrived it was only me and her. That why we are so close, she is fucking lonely and she hates that. And did you see how timid she is ? It’s hard for her to meet new peoples, she missed a lot her friends from home and sometimes it’s just too much to handle" Joe confessed with a sigh, remembering how many time he comforted the poor girl.

Ben stayed silent for a good minute, his heart beating loudly in his chest.

"But why she never came to me then ? We’re friends too but she always go to you" The blond murmured, feeling envious that (Y/N) felt comfortable enough to go Joe but not him.

"I’m not supposed to tell you" The red hair mumbled, biting his nails as he thought intensely. "Most of the time you saw us cuddling or being close, you didn’t see what happened before. You didn’t hear how hard (Y/N) cried against my shoulder because school was breaking her. Or how miserable she is every time she speaks on the phone with her parents. The other day when she was out of my room ? She just had an anxiety attack because the day before she lost her part time job and was freaking out about paying rent. She...have some depressing moments and she don’t like to seems weak so she tried to keep it for her but sometimes it’s just too much"

Ben’s throat was tight with sadness and remorse. He was so preoccupied with his feelings that he didn’t even notice how his friend was not doing good. She was probably a better actress than himself.

"And no Ben, you couldn’t have guess. She made sure you didn’t pick up on her distress, she would rather come to me because I’m her friend and she don’t care if I saw her crying and wiping her nose on my top. Trust me, the romance is completely dead during these moments" He added with a little laugh.

"So she doesn’t see me as her friend ?" He replied with a bitter tone, even being friends with her he didn’t make it.

"Not really. She saw in you more than a simple friend Ben" The blond arched a brow, not sure what his roommate was trying to say. "For god’ sake Ben ! She likes you, alright ? And she would never cry in front of you, precisely for that reason ! She don’t want you to be embarrassed and make you run away. She really likes you, man"

Ben’s mouth was agape, his mind too clouded to form a coherent sentence. He felt a wave of relief and excitement rolled on him. She liked him. (Y/N), the beautiful (Y/N) had feelings for him too.

"She likes me ?" Ben repeated with a giant smile, nervous laughs leaving his lips.

"Yes, she does mate !" Joe joined his laughs, happy to see his friend so excited by the new. "Ask her out when she comes home, you will see, she waiting for you to make a move for months now"

"But...she could have too ! How could I guess she likes me ?"

"Benny, come on. She is freaking shy and you are mister sociable, you could have a full conversation with a fucking dinner table" The blond giggled and shook his head, not fully believing what was going on. "Trust me, she’s gonna say yes. She don’t have enough confidence to ask you out first"

And that exactly at this moment that (Y/N) echoed into the flat, greeting happily her roommates.

Ben exchanged a glance with Joe who shooed him away in her direction. The blond practically ran to the living-room, smiling like a mad man at the sight of (Y/N). Joe followed close behind, watching the interaction with a fond smile.

"Hi" Ben let out as he came next to (Y/N), his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Hi there Benny" She replied and blushed a bit at his intense staring. "You’re okay ?"

"More than okay" He smiled and cleared his throat. "In fact, I was wondering if you would like to go on a date with me tonight ?" He blurbed out and Joe swallows back a snort, amused by his nervousness.

(Y/N) turned into a blushing mess, batting her eyelashes furiously as she was processing his words. She noticed Joe’s thumbs up behind Ben, in the corner of the room and she nodded eagerly, a timid smile curling on her lips.

"I would love too Benjamin"

#ben x reader #ben hardy x you #ben hardy x reader #ben hardy

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arodrwho · 6 years ago

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critrole 2.52 lb

o man i hope the internet doesn’t get fucky on me here. it always wonks out more on twitch than on the. what is the word. on the. the. what is the WORD. the youtube

oh boy it’s sam’s ad time

i don’t think we needed the iq joke there but okay

well this should be fun

ah. there goes the twitch stream. it has fucked right off

i didn’t pay attention to any of that but the very end but the voice was 10/10 dramatic

“didn’t know it was on your ancient equivalent of radar” i mean on the one hand that’s fair bc u did dance around what u rly wanted for a long time, but i’m pretty sure u did actually reference it at some point during ur big backstory reveal so it is not unreasonable for caleb to know the thing

“i guess a lot of u is up here?” “eh...it’s, all of me is up here” lmao

echolalia caduceus.........

hey who is ur boss i am now curious

“how bout this. when we get to the city, i jus never see u again” i love this bugbear. he is good

oooooo are u going to talk about the thiiiiiing the thing w/the light are u going to talk about that

aHA

the luxon

dodecahed.ron. well that i was not expecting

“the original god of exandria” o ? neat

“i think we have like a holy relic or sth” oh dear.

“i don’t want to be a baby again, being a baby sucked!!” “oh no! you’re getting younger right now!!!” “shit!!!!!!!!”

“sorry beau, just gonna say too soon for the whole reincarnate business” “ah shit, sorry” i love. this interaction

“that hurts a little” lmfao

“only new 1 male tiefling” oh god

“like a twin” aww

big shell.....................

Big Shell.......................................

of your what ascension

“he’s fucking hot, and, you know, 50/50 my husband’s dead” okay so they want me to give up on ace nott as well as aro nott. well. i did in fact not give up on aro nott on discovering she was married, just jumped over to arospec. so i guess acespec isn’t out of the question

or i can jus have her as an allo aro hc

mmmm yeah why not

that’ll do

i love this npc.........i love him....................

oh god i hadn’t considered they don’t know what she’s saying

i’m wheezing

“i’m in a bit of a pickle to be honest” ooooooo do tell

“600 & a tiny dick statue” “sold!!!”

oh it’s whisper time

+1 for ace caleb bc i said so

fok i forgot to pay attention, didn’t see caduceus’s reaction to that nonsense

FLUFFERNUTTEr,,,,,

“fireline”? another con? excitinG

jester looks so dejected

whoops guess who hasn’t been paying attention it’s me

thanks for not letting her die fjord

“how do u touch nott” not like that my dude don’t be weird

“sunbreaker is that u” “no one’s ever called me that before but,” lmao

“motherfuckyou” lmao x2

did u. just yeehaw

hey jester ily

hey shit. yasha’s unconscious that’s not great i saw a post that said that is bad bc of a thing that these things get

i mean like she’ll live, there’s clerics, but like u know. concern

alright sweet she lives, wasn’t even unconscious, cool cool cool

beau dejectedly killing the rats is. an image

hell portal hell portal hell portal

caleb has so much lore this episode

so much lore...........

:( internet keeps cutting out & skipping ahead

“well caleb would not have understood everything he read that day” oh no i don’t want secondhand embarrassment pls don’t sound embarrassed my me can’t cope w/that

internet no for real please stop being like this this is real annoying

god this is obnoxious

i caught a very brief glimpse of cad’s reaction to what i think was a comment abt the purple polymorph dick? not long enough to say for sure but i think that may be another v small drop in the bucket of ace cad things

g o d this stream is fucking obnoxious

i wouldn’t mind the cutting out so much if it didn’t keep skipping ahead at other later points

“we had a deal, no, but that’s amazin” hey i love this man

“the detectives will go in” :D!

“we gotta go tell lady z!!!” nott i love u

“fast-as-lightning!” “super drunk sometimes!!” jester. jester no

Empire Spy

ohhhh that’s handysounding

beep beep what the fuck is consecuting

are we gonna stop for the night here it seems a natural stopping point as they go 2 sleep

but i want more so pls continue a little perhaps

no?

alrighty then cool cool cool cool cool cool

#daypost #cr spoilers

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danatole-headcanons · 7 years ago

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Ace, Andy, Kena, and Vic’s Danatole Kid Hcs

@melchirits

* THE KIDS * * helo naught xhildern, it’s danatole child time * THE KIDS: Fyodor(Theo) and Lucette (Lucy) Dolokhov-Kuragin * Dickle * every close friend/relative gets One Name to suggest * all of them are really good and considerate…………..until they go to balaga, a family friend * they tell balaga that he has One Chance……. And the name he choses is dickle * “ok balaga you have one shot at this, don’t fuck it up” * “ok ok hear me out. dickle.” * anatole is dying * dolokhov is having a heart attack in the background, im fucking wheeding * “ok but give me at least three chances” * “hear me out: succulent butterfly or FUCKING NUTMOBILE” “why’d you scream the second one?” “Because it should be in all caps” “get the fuck out” * “you had one chance, WE’RE NOT NAMING OUR GOTDAM SON DICKLE” * “but can the middle names spell dickle, what about troika” * “balaga please get out of our house it’s midnight” * “how about pikachu. Or ash ketchum.” * fedya, screaming from the background, heart attack paused: “YES” “i think i thought of the perfect name” balaga literally gets to anatole’s height by climbing him and whispers, “the loud THX noise from that one movie.”[a] * “name the child the THX noise” “balaga,,,,its been four days please leave” * he Won’t give up * Other balaga recommendations: * FUCKING NUTMOBILE * lucas steele, and variants * paul pinto * razor boy * succulent * marvin * paul pinto in khakis * lucifer * succulent butterfly * lampost * trash can * naruto * pikachu * ash ketchum * kukas steeke * THX noise * fursuit * (anatole kicks him out after that one) * ALSO * “fedya you are the father” * “so are you” * “oh shit true” * the first child (theo) grows up and learns that they were literally almost named fucking nutmobile and is ready to deck both balaga and their dads * balaga is like “im gonna teach your kid how to drive” * anatole astral projects while Everyone it holding fedya back from destroying balaga * balaga teaches the kid how to drive anyway bc fedya and anatole can’t stop him * so the kid gets pulled over by a cop the first time they drive (w/balaga) bc of course * the police person is just like “I KNOW YOU” and balaga screams “FLOOR IT” * “green means go, red also means go probably, yellow means speed up” * “balaga why is my kid crying” “,,,,,,,,,,reasons” * balaga calls theo dickle forever bc he can * Lucy has Fedya’s Determination and she does everything balaga does better * balaga cries into a wine bottle on the pavement * “balaga eating saltines and chugging wine on the sidewalk”~Quote from Ace * one time balaga takes lucy out for night lessons * fedya wakes up as this is happening and has a panic attack because “where is our kid oh dear god” * he literally sprints out into the driveway and balaga screams “FUCKING FLOOR IT” and lucy’s doing all sorts of pro maneuvers * while balaga ends up hanging on for dear life because “oh so this is what it’s like to be my passenger” * “lucy lucifer” * balaga has a corkboard full of parking tickets he never paid, he hoards them like trophies * (balaga voice) speed limit 420 haha nice

* “Balaga that says 42,,,” * “if i put four engines in my car,,,” * balaga owns a school bus that’s decked out like a monster truck * balaga works for uber AND lyft, like a double agent * one time he gets an uber and lyft at the same time so hes like fuck it and gets them both * fuzzy dice on rearview mirror * balaga’s car is named nutmobile & it has a nut sticker * balaga sleeps in his car in a walmart parking lot at night?? * on lucy’s first birthday balaga teaches lucy how to say fuck and fedya decks him in the street * balaga picks lucy up from school or something one day and he saw her and just yelled “HEY LUCIFER” * lucy whips around like YEAH FUCKASS WHAT DO YOU WANT, she was like 14 * BALAGA IS LITERALLY AT ANATOLE AND FEDYAS HOUSE ALK THE TINE AND HE IS JUST YELLING LUCIFER ALL GHE TIME AND FEDYA ID LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP BALAGA * balaga runs like naruto * balaga was the babysitter literally all the time * balaga worked as a gym teacher for a month before getting fired * (“what’d he get fired for?” “nothing you can prove”) ~Andy and Ace * someone else parks in his parking spot and he just keys the car * balaga worked as a librarian for two hours before being fired for telling the kids to shut the fuck up * balaga never gets fired from uber no matter what * Review: 5/5. Almost died but i got to my destination, 30 minutes away, in 2 minutes. * “LUCY, HYPERDRIVE” * balaga has completely taken over anatole & fedya’s garage * they try to walk in one time like “is this is fucking dead rat” and he shoots them with a paintball gun and says “no this is covfefe” * Balaga goes as a gc egg shaker for halloween w the kids * “No you just hear the beads and then theres tiny egg man” ~Kalvin * “yeah the guy who lives in our garage uhhhh tiny egg man” ~Theo * lucy draws balaga and he says “hell yeah fanart,” hangs it up on like the ceiling of his car * when lucy and theo play mario kart she always chooses rainbow road * chooses monopoly for Family Game Night * “lucy please we’ve been playing for three days” “no it’s blond dad’s turn” * anatole’s dying on the floor, fedya’s crying, theo’s dissociating * theo’s a hide and seek master

*They watch Buzzfeed Unsolved * lucy & theo go ghost hunting, lucy’s humming the ghostbusters theme and theo’s shaking like a leaf in the corner with ten vials of holy water on him * “hey demons it’s me, ya boi” “LUCY NO” * “COME AT ME DEMONS!” “L U C Y P L E A S E” * Theo is Dipper Pines * lucy is always ready to Deck People (kalvin style) * lucy has a pokeball in her backpack to throw at people she doesnt like * the guys at school call her “hellraiser” and the girls call her “lucifer” * theo and lucy are Not Straight in the slightest * lucy is pan, theo is gay & ace, & also trans * lucy makes so many innuendos she got detention multiple times because of it * theo can play literally any instrument and spent his money on bookfairs in elementary school * Theo knows that anybody who plays violin is a basic bitch so he plays viola instead * “Fyodor jr.!” “Sorry dad, you’re basic.” ~Convo with Anatole * theo quickly become better at gambling than fedya, it switches from fedya letting him win to him actually getting demolished, fedya cries * lucy does the thing where it looks like you’re doing ballet but then you go over to someone and kick them in the face * lucy literally carries around a bag of glitter to throw on people when they say/do something stupid * lucy’s ringtone is the THX noise and it’s always so fucking loud * ippolit kuragin is the cool uncle but also cryptid * is a fashion designer in NY apparently * unrelated: (dolokhov voice) me me big anxiety * theo stans all the murder musicals * also is totally straight for phillipa soo * also stans all things LMM * lucy’s contact pick for Blond Dad is That anatole pic * lucy is team valor and theo is team instinct * fedya’s valor, anatole’s mystic (prettiest logo???), balaga’s instinct * everyone outs poor anatole for being on team mystic * “so uh anatole what team did you pick?” “mystic” “oh because they’re smart and stuff–” “no, they’re the most aesthetic * the kids are highkey competitive about pokemon * anatole does that thing where he does 600000 soft restarts to get a shiny starter * he REALLY LOVES alolan vulpix!! * lucy has an embarrassing collection of photos of anatole * Balaga insists on giving the kids The Talk * theo didn’t talk for a week after but it could have gone much worse * someone: so how’d It Go? * theo, shaking, looking up with the purest fear in his eyes: it could have been worse * balaga teaches theo to curse * also, someone @ theo : “fuck, i mean shoot! im so sorry!!” theo, drinking a glass of vodka: what the fuck you can swear around me i literally fuckimg 21 years old what the shit * theo, quietly: in the heights is better than hamilton * lucy, a floor down: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME * once lucy asked balaga “hey do you sell drugs” * and balaga was like “no why, do you need them? bc i can get you them” * everyone sees theo as the calm kid, but if you talk shit about his family he Will duel you in a denny’s parking lot @ 3am hamilton style * there’s always the option to go live in the garaga with balaga * Theo’s secret dating the Andreirretasha kid, Nico(lai) * They are the cutest couple™ * Okay some Mama Helene™ bs * Helene was the mom, Fedya was the dad * “Helene and Dolokhov arm-in-arm,” * Lucy looks like a mini Helene, Theo looks like a mini Fedya * The only difference between Helene and Lucy is while Helene has the green-hairpiece-thing, Lucy wears a mauve bow * On Lucy’s fourteenth bday, Helene bent down to eye-level, look soulfully into her eyes, and said this: * “Lucy, as my daughter, i feel as if you should have this..” * It’s a necklace that says “Bitch” * Lucy was 13 when she started her drunk text collection * On Lucy’s 16 bday, helene gave her her most prized possession * “Lucy, I want you to have this, I was going to give it to you later in life, but you’ve come so far already..” * She pulls out a book from her purse, written in fancy calligraphy on it are the words “Burn Book” * “Lucy this is everything that someone i know has done wrong, treat it with care…” * It was one of the only times lucy has ever cried * You bet your ass there’s an entire section dedicated to Anatole * “Anatole, age 1-6, Anatole, Age 7-10, Anatole, Age 11-13, Anatole, Age 14-18, etc” * Theres even some stuff about Cryptid-Uncle-Ippolit * “Hey dad? Remember when you and uncle Pierre tied to guy to a bear for shits and giggles?” * Theo is on the spectrum * Helene got him a fidget cube * He and Lucy do sibling costumes * Theo is a gangly mess of limbs like how does the kid function * Theo was cis-passing when he started dating Nico * When he told him he was trans, Nico just shrugged and kissed him alot * Yeah so I love these kids and might write a fic

#be gondrey chat #nutmobile chat #helene bezukhova #helene kuragina #pierre bezukhov #andreirretasha #natasha rostova #anatole kuragin #fedya dolokhov #fyodor dolokhov #danatole #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #the pride of sacrifice #balaga

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abandoned-as-mustard · 7 years ago

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GoT 3X10

here we go. great. more tears.

- FUCKING HELL

- THE MUTILATED CORPSES

- oh no

- here comes the news of the wedding

- *joffrey is smiling*

Tyrion: Killed a few puppies today?

- Boohoo Joffrey keep making threats against Tyrion but never actually carry through

- “any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king”

- this is where we find out about Tywin’s treachery oh dear

- “you just sent the most powerful man in Westeros to bed without his supper”

- Tywin, you’re such a coward that since you couldn’t even beat the Starks in BATTLE, you have to stoop THAT LOW

- “all the stark men are dead” NO THEY AREN’T U SON OF A BITCH

- oh, so you’re such a kind person that you gave Tyrion the “gift” of “living”?

- oh no Sansa knows now

- OHHH THIS IS REALLLLYYY EARLY FORESHADOWING

- BRAN TELLING THE STORY OF THE RAT COOK IN SEASON 3 AND IT PARALELLS IN SEASON 7

- shit, Bran doesn’t know yet

- fuck you bolton and fuck you walder for even daring to speak of Robb

- I'm really feeling sympathy for Theon now

- Ramsay is a lunatic. AND SANSA HAS TO MARRY HIM?????

- if I was Theon I'd be just saying Fuck You to Ramsay every chance I got

- I hate Ramsay so much

- I can’t believe I have to wait another few SEASONS for this bastard to die

- also he’s an actual bastard too so that fits

- SAMAMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY

- SAM HAS MET BRAN

- SAMMMEEHHHH

- “If you’re his brother, you’re my brother too” WE NEED MORE CHARACTERS LIKE SAM

- oh no Yara is about to see something she’ll never unsee

- You know what, Theon’s father can go die too

- refuses to rescue him just because he can't have kids anymore

- YES YARA YOU GO RESCUE YOUR BRO

- And now sammy had to say bye to bran as they parted ways 😢

- Gendry again my boy

- yes ser Davos, bond with Gendry

- nooooo Shae don’t leave

- “if he wants me to leave he can tell me himself” aw

- Cersei talking about tiny Joffrey before he was evil

- yesss Arya my little homicidal baby serving justice on the bastards who sewed the wolf head on Robb

- “you know nothing, Jon snow”

“I do know some things”

- nothing like a girlfriend who shoots you with arrows

- Sam shows back up to the wall with a girl and a baby “I know how this must look”

- AWWWW SHE NAMED THE BABY SAM

- I love you ser Davos! you rescued Gendry!

- AAAHHHAH THIS IS WHERE THE ROWING MEME COMES FROM

- “You ever been in a boat before?”

“no”

“you know how to swim?”

“no”

“then don’t fall out”

that makes everything better 🙃

- JAIME HAS RETURNED

-OH MY GOSH

- JAIME HAS RETURNED

- with brienne

- 🙃🙃🙃

- HEE��’’’SSSSS BBBAAACCCKKKKKKK

- burning a piece of paper isn’y going to erase the truth Melissandre 🤦‍♀️

- Dany should add “slave freer” to her title

- aaaand she adds crowdsurfing to her resume!

- her smile is like literal sunshine

- END OF SEASON

BUT I WANT SEASON 4 NOWWWWW

#brc reacts to GoT

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