#my daughter kidnapped me
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crownedinmarigolds · 9 months ago
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(X) Noa having her girl dinner rudely interrupted. ❤️
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tcustodisart · 1 month ago
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Wolfmom's daughter has been taken by Sharrans.
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attentiongreed · 6 days ago
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hi 💕
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grossillygirl · 3 months ago
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i have an obsession with public groping fantasies recently. i just want my tits to be grabbed, my nipples pinched and pulled and played with. someone to rub their cock on my ass, taking my hand and making me stroke them until they cum, walking around with their cum on me uhdhdbdbdb
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sweetistmariexoxo · 8 days ago
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Every girl that is begging to be fucked in messages is rubbing their pussy right now…
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choco-bite · 2 months ago
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Hey [ with the intention of spreading your legs and removing your panties with my teeth and licking your wet needy pussy up and down sucking your clit harder till you cry, fingering you while eating your pussy for hours for my own pleasure ]
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marzipanandminutiae · 10 months ago
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maybe it makes sense if you're a Freemason
Mozart: and then the Queen of the Night tells Pamina to kill Sarastro!
me: okay
Mozart: how horrible!
me: wait, isn't that the guy who kidnapped her?
Mozart: yes
me: and after his servant tried to assault her, he let that servant keep charge over her
Mozart: yeah
me: and his entire beef with the Queen of the Night thus far is that she's a stubborn woman and women should be ruled by men?
Mozart: you got it
me: oh also he kind of runs a cult
Mozart: he does yes
me: so uh. why do I care if he dies
Mozart:
me: like shit I'd kill the guy myself for a single tater tot
me: explain to me how this isn't just Midsommar with less murder
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hanzajesthanza · 7 months ago
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people (the rest of the hanza. not including geralt) often forget that cahir was 1. the guy that kidnapped ciri 2. an officer in the military
he’s literally so polite in geralt’s company you wouldn’t even guess he was the black knight. and yet. and yet.
i’m never certain exactly how to reconcile this tactful and strategic mind with the terrified young man
#geralt never forgot but everyone else (maybe also except dandelion) was like ?? but ?? friend ?? friendship????#i imagine him barking an order to dandelion once and dandelion straightened up and obeyed#opposite of when cahir was looking over dandelions shoulder lol#maybe joke but#in my idea where angouleme goes missing . geralt is like. what do you think we should do#cahir’s like why me. geralt’s like. well. she’s ciri-shaped#milva enacting clemency for cahir after geralt chases regis away is fantastic#regis saved you from the noose and you’ve chased him away. thats your business. but but cahir saved me. so we’re comrades >:(#geralt seething he’s going to kill him and then like nooo i can’t kill him idk why …#when cahir joined the rivian forces 😭😭 because he in no way resembled a civilian#each of the company members have insane backstories they really are the PCs of the d&d campaign#and angouleme is the one npc they pick up and adopt into the company and defend to the end#so we’re looking for this guy’s daughter he’s bound to her by destiny#this guy kidnapped said daughter but he said sorry for it later#milva worked with dryads to kill people and regis is a vampire that drank people#and this guy is famous like beyoncé#angouleme: [sniffs] ‘kay#the elbow-high diaries#i need her to keep regis humble bc regis is like dont worry i dont bite people 🥹 and shes like yeah ok dont care either way#geralt is like oh hell do not explain to her all of this again. we spent too much time on this already last book#you know you are the reason we have three stars on goodreads#regis like i know… 🙂 if i wasn’t here you’d snag us zero…
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scribesofcalamity · 2 months ago
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Dietrich opening his mail: >:C
(He'd still eat the steak)
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sweetistmariexoxo · 7 days ago
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“I’m over ten years younger than you…”
*starts humping me immediately*
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extravalgant · 2 years ago
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that yum isnt even alcoholic its like kombucha
traced over some its always sunny screencaps that i had collecting dust in my computer +_+ its been a while since ive hastily drawn some funnies... now feat. a background (from the game)
LETS SEE WHAT ELSE... some older wizseins and novus funnies from when test realm barely dropped back in november. and a comic about how i think the comfort process would go when dealing with ~worldly responsibilities~
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vicsy · 8 months ago
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my dad watching yet another documentary about the criminal authorities of the 1990s Russia (nearly all of them assassinated by rivals): oh, I knew that guy. been to this one’s house. this guy was okay but he did stab several people. remember this one, I told you about him? he got killed in a police raid on live tv. very generous man but extremely fucked up.
me, having heard the stories multiple times, still asking to this day: dad, were you in the mafia?
dad, drinking his 8th espresso of the day: no, I was just really friendly and communicable with all sorts of people. although I’m still unsure how we managed to survive the nineties. oh, look, I met this one just a couple of days before he got gunned down near his own house.
yeah. wild.
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sarafangirlart · 7 months ago
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Can we also stop saying Ares never sexually assaulted anyone? I've seen at least two well sources posts that show that he did rape women.
Harpina and Phylonome especially stick out to me. Phylonome was a followers of Artemis and likely would’ve preferred to remain a virgin and Ares had no reason to disguise himself as shepherd. Harpina’s sisters are all said to be kidnapped and raped by the gods and there is no reason to think Ares didn’t kidnap Harpina as well.
Just bc the word “rape” isn’t used doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
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sweetistmariexoxo · 6 days ago
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Text me daddy I miss you :)
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