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ooooo which one is the Barbie loves Elvis? is the Marilyn one from your picture today?
this one!
and yes! 💛 marilyn without me in the way looks like:
#they would be really neat together right? luckily i cannot spend money 😌#my dad got marilyn for me <3#anonymous#letterbox#idc that she's a genderbent tribute i just think she's pretty lol#i was a dreamer
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Hi!! Can we have headcanons for all of the Jackman babies?
of course you can lovely anon 😘🫶🏼
alex
so he’s the firstborn and it’s canon that he was born in the year 2000 simply because i am so bad with dates (plus that’s the year my sister was born so it’s easy for me to remember)
he once told a girl at his school that his dad was wolverine to try to impress her and she didn’t believe him so he made hugh pick him up from school for a week even though he had his own car
he’s a big fan of horror movies, his favorite horror directors are mike flanagan and wes craven
he enjoys musicals every now and then though he’ll never admit it to anyone
him and reese are only two years apart so they attended school together for a few years. instead of ignoring reese, they would sit together at lunch and even had a few classes together.
he doesn’t go into acting like people expected him to. he goes to college and studies architecture (thank you to the anon that suggested this!!)
reese
my sweet middle child 🫶🏼
so he was very quiet and awkward in high school and his friend group was small. the only time he really talked was if he was with his friends/alex or if he was called on to answer a question
during parents teacher conferences, his teachers told you and hugh that the only complaint they had about reese was that he was too quiet and needed to participate. of course you got mad because if reese doesn’t want to participate then he doesn’t need to!!
dr. pepper lover i said what i said
his school didn’t have a film club so he made one with his friends and the first film they watched was chicago because why wouldn’t he want to show off how talented his mom is?? bonus: you attend one of their gatherings and talk about the production of the movie ☺️
btw if you didn’t read the other fic where i mentioned chicago the musical, it’s canon that marvel actress!reader plays roxie <3
he’s a big momma’s boy
his dream is to be a director and make a movie with you and hugh as the leads but he’s scared that the media is going to say that he only got the opportunity because he’s a nepo baby
his idols are marilyn monroe and his mom ❤️
his comfort movie is the muppets movie
olivia
olivia my queen 🫶🏼 so she is not afraid to tell it like it is
she’s close in age to dafne keen so they become best friends on the set of logan and have been ever since <3 of course dafne ended up becoming an honorary member of the jackman family
she follows in her parents’ footsteps and becomes an actress. she really doesn’t care if people call her a nepo baby, she knows she is 💅🏼
her first role was an A24 movie (of your choice) and she was going press interviews when deadpool & wolverine came out so she was asked a lot about the movie, mostly if she was in it
she was the valedictorian of her graduating class and included logan’s last words in her speech: “i’ve watched my brother, cousins and friends graduate and now it’s my turn. so this is what it feels like.”
have y’all seen the pic of romy mars, sofia coppola’s daughter, on the set of priscilla and jacob elordi is bringing her cake and singing happy birthday to her?? well olivia took some inspiration from romy and was on set of the new avengers movie that marvel actress!reader is directing and pedro pascal ended up being her cake and singing happy birthday to her 🤭
here’s the pic lol
ok that’s all for now <3 thanks for sticking around!! love y’all ☺️😘
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Isabel Jeans (Gigi)—gigi is not a good film but I think she’s absolutely stunning as the courtesan aunt! i want her entire wardrobe and then i want her to tell me how to sniff cigars and determine which diamonds are the good ones :3
Sophia Loren (Marriage Italian Style, Houseboat)—Major Italian star, first actress to win an Oscar for a performance not in English (for Two Women (1960)) and later when Roberto Benigni won an Oscar in 1999 he jumped over the chairs towards the stage going "Sophia Sophia!!" because he was running towards Sophia Loren and said he cared more about her than the Oscar, that's the effect she had on people. She was big in the 60s already even though she gained a lot more notoriety after that. And I mean. Can we take a moment and just.
This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
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Isabel Jeans:
Sophia Loren:
im submitting her in honor of my dad bc she was the first celebrity crush of his he ever admitted to me and my sister :) and he was right. shes so pretty
She has maxed out all her stats: beauty, elegance, sensuality, she's got it all. her mesmerizing eyes, her sensual mouth, her sharp face shape, her everything is so striking and unlike any other beauty in films. she was also voted the world most beautiful woman when she was freaking 65
OSCAR WINNER. Worked with some of the hottest leading men in Hollywood but remained faithful to her husband whom she had a loving marriage with till he died (even though Cary Grant almost tempted her once, it's complicated)
One of the most well-known sex symbols of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and unlike some unfortunate others, she seems to have been pretty well at peace with occupying that status. She made assertiveness and a tempestuous temper seem glamorous, and although she's famous for side-eying Jayne Manisfield's cleavage, honestly? She's one to talk.
Absolutely, drop-dead sexy, also a hard working, extraordinarily talented actress who didn't shy away from the less glamorous roles to gift us some gritty, memorable performances
JUST LOOK AT HER Y'ALL
Submitting this on behalf of my dad, who knows nothing of tumblr or this blog, but I remember being a kid watching Houseboat while my mom thirsted after Cary Grant, dad thirsted after Sophia Loren, and I was excited that they lived on a boat. Anyway, she's extremely beautiful and was an international star, doing a ton of movies in Italy before being recognized in the US.
Global superstar and my late grandfather's long time movie star crush and for a man as quiet as he was, and as hopelessly devoted to his wife as he was, the fact that I know that means she was EXCEPTIONAL.
Very smart and beautiful, the characters that she played (I mean those in the movies that I put in the previous question) are as strong and determined as her which I think adds to her hotness.
Big in the chest, snatched in the waist, pretty in the face 😳
Her performance in "Man of La Mancha" is just so very captivating. Dubbed as "the Italian Marilyn Monroe", she looks beautiful in any movie and at any age.
Sexy, beautiful, deep. A real star.
Forget the exotic sexpot of her Hollywood films and go back to her Italian career: sparking with Marcello Mastroianni as the woman who drives him mad and outwits all his fumbling attempts at macho posturing in their early films, and showing a tender side in their 1970s films. Sophia isn’t self-conscious about who she is or her beautiful body: she enjoys being herself and she wants us all to enjoy ourselves too.
She starred in films as a sexually emancipated persona and was one of the best known sex symbols of the time. She is a great cook and her filmography is immense.
On the misattributed quote that Sophia owed everything to spaghetti: 'Did you actually say the quote frequently attributed to you, "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti"?' "Non è vero! It's not true! It's such a silly thing. I owe it to spaghetti, no, no. Completely made up."
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MHA CHARACTERS TYPE IN WOMEN
#3 Shoto Todoroki
SHOTO TODOROKI - PHYSICAL
Bro does not care 😭🙏 I personally believe that romance is very hard for him to understand and emerse himself in, so whenever he finally meets someone nice he barely pays attention to the physical ✋😌
Besides that I still gotta provide some grounds of his attraction so to start I think he likes slim women, not like super skinny, he's okay with some chub but he prefers athleticism (I blame his dad), someone who looks like they run cross country 🫡
LEGS LEGS LEGS you got long legs? Folded. 8 different ways. 🫡 He likes em bigger, skinny, muscle, bro does not care, he just likes them 🙂↔️ Finds himself laying next to you at night rubbing them, not even in a sexual way, just like giving massages and touching them 🧍♀️
Long hair 😉 He prefers someone with natural color, just any natural color honestly, BUT AN ABSOLUTE SUCKER FOR LONG STRAIGHT BLACK HAIR ‼️(momo cough cough) He's a very traditional man and finds beauty in traditional women 🤧
Small boobs ✋😌 He's never been a sexual person but loves em, something easy to grab 🌚
If you dress like a mom or a teacher he's puddy 🧍♀️ I believe he has a hard time expressing his feelings and understanding his own thoughts so this, he just kinda rolls with 😭 You got a thin maxi skirt, cardigan, SOME GLASSES? He's done for. K.O.‼️
Features don't matter a lot for him buuutt HE LOVES BEAUTY MARKS‼️ Like a lil mole on the face like Marilyn Monroe, he's checked out. His fav random feature he likes 🌞
SHOTO TODOROKI - MENTAL
Smart women 🙇♀️ Loves a big brain and someone who can just as logical as he is, seeing things for what they are on face surface 🙂↕️
motherly women 😭 He doesn't get it either but if you cook and clean for him ✋ Play with his hair til he falls asleep in your arms ✋ KISS HIS FOREHEAD ✋ He's a pile of puddy for you to play with bro 😭 He loves it 😌
SWEET AND GENTLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND THEIR OWN STRENGTH‼️ He loves to give reassurance to the people he loves and ABSOLUTELY LOVES giving compliments, making you feel good about yourself, so when you often doubt yourself he kinda likes it 😭 Gives him an excuse to constantly tell you how great your doing and when you accept his compliments with warmth and love he practically dies 🫶
SHOTO TODOROKI - RANDOM
Had a crush on Kiyoko from HAIKYUU 🧍♀️ Watched it when he was like 12 and that was the first time he ever had a lil crush on somebody 🤭
LOVED watching the Geisha as a kid, always admired them so much, thought they were the most beautiful women he's ever seen too ❤️
BOARD GAMES‼️ Loves playing some board games with his s/o 🤩 Loves to play Mahjong, complex card games, even some of the new stuff like cards against humanity, but only when someone there to help him understand what's so funny about the game 😭🫶
Making tea and sweets are fav past time for him and his girl, Indulging her in her baking fantasies 😚 (stealing his dad's credit card information and buying her all the expensive supplies she needs) 🌝🎂
TRADITIONAL CLOTHING ‼️ GETS THIS BOY GOOOOIIIINNNGGGG ‼️ He loves it so so much, in an innocent way even, something about it lights the fire in his soul 😶🌫️😶🌫️
THATS THE POST ‼️‼️Again, I've never been a huge fan of SHOTO but trust me ✋ I get it so HERES SOME HEAD CANNONS FOR YALL ‼️ Hope you enjoyed, I've always loved the idea that he's OBSESSED. with traditionalist things so writing about it was SO MUCH FUN ‼️
the Geisha thing is my fav ☺️ Just little SHOTO watching them go down the street with his mom, awestruck by their beauty 😭🫶🫶
THANKYOU FOR THE SUPPORT AND LOVE, IM SO SO GLAD YALL ENJOY MY DRABBLES ‼️ BYE BYE POOKIES 😚😚 (LEMME KNOW WHO ELSE I SHOULD DO, ILL DO ANY ME CHARACTER‼️) (literally any 👁️👁️)
YOURS TRULY ‼️ SMUDGE 😉
#bnha shoto todoroki#bnha todoroki#bnha#mha shoto#mha todoroki#mha headcanons#mha#shouto todoroki#shouto x reader#shoto todoroki#shoto x reader#headcannons#writing prompt#fic prompt
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can we get part 2 of as it was :) please and thanks
a/n: you’re welcome!
face claim: lily-rose depp
Part 1 here | Part 3 here
as it was - t.c (part 2)
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instagram so can we say the queen is back?
ynmybaby YES WE CAN 🔥
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ester_exposito god i missed you
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ynsbabygirl not the whole hollywood gossiping my girl Y/N 💘✨
timmytimmy finally some good comments
yourfan9 wait what did i miss?
tchalafan well, almost a year ago, Timothée and Y/N were dating but his fans shipped him with Taylor Russell and they said awful things about her. She got so many hateful comments so they broke up. And then Timothèe said he was taking a break from social media and he is now probably at London for filming but he wasn’t active since then.
yourfan9 oh wow I missed too damn thing
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timotheefan78 I’m so excited for thissss
yourfan49 wait weren’t you one of the haters that said awful things to her? What the hell are you doing here?
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netflix Our Marilyn (yourusername) is serving looks everyone 👀
Silver Hearts is now streaming only on Netflix!
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netflix we know what you’re doing girl
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selenagomez my queen
harrystyles missed this smile
appletvplus when she smiles, we smile
yourfan385 Apple TV commenting on Netflix’s post??? Damn Y/N you have power
timotea0 TIMMY LIKED I REPEAT TIMMY LIKED
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chalametfan7 wait Timothèe liked?!?!?!?!
ynsbabygirl Timothée we got you boy
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yndaily Y/N talks to voguemagazine about her new film, her life and how she dealt with the hate she was getting.
“I was afraid to going out alone. I got so many threat messages. I couldn’t even think straight I was so upset. I didn’t know what to do. How can someone hate you because you are with your boyfriend? That doesn’t makes sense. Even my mom and dad got threat messages and they were so worried about me. That was when I knew I had to end this. It was hard, but it has to be done. For my safety and mental health.”
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ynmybaby when they asked if she wants to get back with him and she smiled sadly 😭😭😭😭
timmytimmy they still love each other 🥺
yourfan9 she also said she was seeing a therapist and i was so glad she was getting better
ynsbabygirl my angel girl, they treated her so badly and she is still smiling. That’s my girl 🤧♥️
yourfan285 i bet timmy watched this
username59374 when she said timmy’s mom called her and they cried together my heart broke 😭
tchalafan god please let Y/n and Timothée be happy together 🙏🏻
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ynandtimotheeupdates GUYSSS Y/N AND TIMOTHÉE SPOTTED IN LA TOGETHER 😭
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tayrussell god FINALLY
yourfan584 girl what are you doing here 😭
tchalafan THIS IS THE MOMENT WE WAITED FOR 🙌🏻
ynmybaby I swear if i see any hate comment i’m gonna smash their head to the floor
ynsbabygirl WE ALL WILL 🤺🤺🤺
timotheefan12 he missed her so much 🥺
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enews We are so glad to inform you that our couple is back together!
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timmytimmy SO GLAD TO SEE HIM SMILE AGAIN
yourfan385 YESSSSSSS
ynmybaby don’t let them break your girl’s heart again timmy
tchalamet never.
ynmybaby ANDHAJDHJSDJD WHAAAATTT 😭😭
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tchalamet so proud to call you mine again
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instagram we knew this day would come
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yourusername he texted after the interview and said he needs to talk and well… here we are 👀
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kissmeyn AHHH MY HEART 😭😭😭😭
timotheefan2848 I knew you two couldn’t resist each other anymore
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tayrussell’s story
#timothee chamalet#x reader#instagram au#timothee chalamet x reader#timothée chalamet x reader#timothée chamalet#celebrity reader#timothee x reader#timothee x y/n#timothée chalamet x y/n#timothee chalamet imagine#timothee x you#timothee chalamet#timothee imagine#timothee fluff
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i was at a thrift store a few weeks ago, some old man had died & his sister was selling his marilyn collection T_T there was so much stuff,, calendars, old news articles, books, posters…. i only got 3 books because i didn’t have my bank card w me and my dad had to pay for me lol but i wish i could’ve gotten them all ahh
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BEHHH imagine Helene calling Larissa and Marilyn petnames in tagalog🤭 Mahal ko or sinta. And it’s one of the only ways that Helene can fluster them back. ALDJKSJDJ
GIRL ITS 5 AM ANONG GINAGAWA MOOOOOO
But also YES UR SOOOO RIGHT skdbdkxndkdld actually here's more elaboratibg on that!!!!
Okay so by virtue Marilyn knows a bit of tagalog with her interactions with Rafael during those days she spent sneaking into the kitchens to make a pot of tea in the nights before she & Larissa got together and like. one night Rafael recieves a package and opens it there and sees it's an expensive (BUT PRACTICAL) gift from yours truly so he dials up Helene and goes
Raf: Helene Salazar, ano tong abubot na pinadala mo?
Helene: Tito naman,,, sabi mo kasi walang ano dyan ehhhh
and basically lol he reprimands her for spending so much money (ang mahal nito, sira ulo ka talagang bata ka! || this is expensive, you must be out of your mind, child! ) but is persuaded to keep it (yeah well it's just a thank you for helping me pass my finals po, and DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, sagot naman ng credit card ni Daddy! || (...) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, dad's credit card paid for it!)
(Raf snorts bc he hates the man's guts but loves his only niece, so.)
ANYWAYS he ends the call but not before Helene's "Bye titoooooo, take care always & remember mahal kitaaaaaaa" (Bye uncleeeeee, take care always & remember I love youuuuuu) echoes loud enough for Mari to overhear
anyways she asks & Raf explains how our words have different meanings with different sounds so. hehe
meanwhile Larissa seeing Helene being a songerist <3 while she was finishing cleanup, serenading the empty kitchen lol
ANYWAYS KDHDKDJDJDKS they're DEFINITELY SOFT WHEN READER/HELENE CALLS THEM MAHAL/SINTA/IROG
ok but also Helene serenading them when they're alone and like. WAUGH HHH HHHHHHHH
also Helene using Mutya for Larissa & Liyag for Marilyn!!!!!! bc Larissa IS a precious gem & Marilyn is a beloved darling!!!!!!
they're DEFINITLEY fucking flustered babe, they're so soft
ok but waug hhhhhhh Rissa & Mari calling Helene as Liwanag is dking so much damage to my brain rn HELP Akdbddndbsksks pls girl hold me the braincells are escaping!!!!!!!
#its so important to me that Larissa & Marilyn desires & makes the effort to learn our language passably and like#Helene being able to sing them our haranas!!!!!!!!!! aughhhhhhhh im a soft bitch & its 5 am HELP#larissa weems x reader x marilyn thornhill#larissa weems#larissa weems x reader#marilyn thornhill#marilyn thornhill x reader#answered asks#mod lee answers
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dad's are so weird why do they hide all this cool information why did it take him 20 years to tell me he toured with Marilyn Manson for 3 weeks. He was supposed to tour for 6 weeks but Manson peed on a police officer and got arrested. the guitarist still sends my dad happy birthday messages on Facebook. 20 fucking years to learn this
#took me 17 years to learn he got fired from a concert he was working at because he left his post#to smoke weed with the artic monkeys
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look if im gonna have autism i might as well go balls to the wall with my fixations yeah? tho this time i was planning this for a while so,,, im not that unhinged
hello its black raven week time,,,, in like a month
i would push it further into the year but wow looks like mabs got saddled with some rlly shit legal duties!!! so :(( here we are. its time. im done makin the art and fics, this time i wanna see U GUYS do it!! i know there’s been a lot of weeks recently so this is just lax. u can make art in advance or just do one day idc just have fun with it
and as muuuch as i thought abt making a whole new blog for this i decided bleh not worth it + i already have a follower count so instead of doin THAT im just gonna b reblogging LOTS of ur stuff and also with the tag blackravenweek2023 so like shove that info into ur brain as hard as u can
if u cannot read the picture it isssss february 21st to 28th i just noticed i wrote,,,, 21th,,,,, twenty firth,,,
i have day details below the read more!!! look at them. its my gift of clarification 2 u. also obvs if anyone has annnny questions u can summon me in any manner n ill b there.
no real rules to this one other than dont be a perv. and also don’t be a coward and draw tweeds thin cmon now. also alllll this content DOES include arianna and tony so like. no need to leave them out! let them join the party!
Day 1 - Black Raven
The creature himself. The frontman n costume of the group! What a good design he is. Go hamwild with him!
Day 2 - Sweets
or candy if u live over the water. its basically child jet fuel. the one thing that glues them all together!! they all love sweets so ur tasked with drawing them in whichever capacity u like (personally i love chewing nuts but. google doesnt agree with that as a search term apparently......)
Day 3 - Girls
lets be honest. wren and marilyn are the biggest backbone holdin that group together so show em some love!
Day 4 - Family
do they have families? or are they each others families? maybe its just a dog. whatever u reckon is what we wanna see. (did u know shackwell is louis’ dad. mental.)
Day 5 - Work
they’re kids but they work hard as balls! do u ever wonder just what they get up to behind the scenes to keep the market running? ill bet its super mundane.
Day 6 - The Spectre
its where we got to see them the most! the events during the spectre, what they got up to before the spectre, maybe just lying in bed bein scared as shit! i mean did u know marilyns house got destroyed by that thing? :(( rip house
Day 7 - Favourite
who is ur favourite member??? i wanna know! i wanna knowww!!
Day 8 - have fun :) love mabs
#professor layton#luke triton#LOOK BOYS HERE WE GO#asking nicely for ppl to join bc how fun would it be!#tho i know we've had a loooot of layton weeks recently#but i gotta do it now :((#black raven#blackravenweek2023#pl black raven#pl black ravens#pl crow#pl marilyn#pl wren#PL Louis#pl nabby#pl tweeds#pl badger#pl scraps#pl socket#arianna barde#tony barde#Professor Layton and The Last Specter#emmy altava#listen u can draw these guys in them too#worth the tag u know
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have my postal 1 dude headcanons because hes so meeeeee
tw for mentions of self harm
• hed just barely turned 20 by the time postal 1 happened
• a bit of a mallgoth, really loved nine inch nails and marilyn manson
• had a really bad self harm addiction back in highschool, he was 2 years clean by postal 1
• actually felt so bad for everything hed done, cant even hear fake gunshots without wanting to throw up
• i believe that the demon was responsible for his breakdown, it convinced him that everyone was poisoned and that he was the only one that could save them
• schizophrenic, has hurt himself before because voices convinced him to do so
• shy and selectively mute
• other postal dudes treat him like a kid because of his age (postal 4 dude is his parental figure)
• asshole dad who was never around
• smokes like a chimney, anytime anyone sees him he always seems to have a cigarette in his hand
• great with kids, thats why he couldnt bring himself to hurt them
• the funeral ending was a hallucination (ik thats redux but they are practically the same leave me alone)
• the most traumatised postal dude
• would probs be a mitski stan
• autistic, bites the other postal dudes
• loves cats
• bisexual and in denial (has a fat crush on every single member of nin)
• just starts screaming randomly, but not in a funny way like a genuine terror way
• stares at people with his autism eyes
• wears his sunglasses everywhere
• lives off cheese and vodka (hes like an alcoholic mouse)
• absolutely loves horror movies, gets postal 4 dude to watch them with him
• scared of corkscrew, but corkscrew really likes him and feels the need to protect him
• suffered from anorexia at a young age, sometimes has days where he literally cant eat anything without crying
• people pleaser, changes his entire personality to make people happy
• loves wool sweaters, practically lives in them
• always cold
• drinks to forget
• gets randomly angry for no apparent reason, will start punching the shit out of people and screaming
• against the big light prefers lamps
• will just sit in the corner and listen while people talk
• loves pepperoni pizza
• still has braces
• probably loves hello kitty but will never admit it
• shoplifts literally anytime he goes into a store, steals things for other postal dudes
• would violently sob to real men by mitski
• bullys postal 4 dudes music but actually likes it (can you tell i love the idea of them being friends?)
i added more because ive got so many headcanons for this emo loser <3
• really picky with what he can eat, will spit anything out he doesnt like
• his family where heavily religious, thats why he wears a cross
• can fall asleep literally anywhere
• defos a stoner
• practically lived at korn concerts
• likes hugs but also despises being touched
• corkscrew carries him about everywhere, gives him piggybacks all the time
• either completely stone cold or really giggly and happy, there is no in between
• uses :-) :-P :-O :-( when texting
• probably likes cannibal corpse
• chop suey! by system of a down is his anthem
• spins around in circles to stim, postal 2 guy joins in because funni
• steals peoples jackets
• would be absolutely cracked at hatsune miku project diva
• has a hyperfixation on music and plays bass
• i think he would be really soft spoken most the time
• when hes drunk hes absolutely mayhem, runs around and throws cushions at people
• tried to give himself a stick and poke and got mad when it didnt look good
• if postal 1 was set in the early 2000s i think hed be an emo
• goes nonverbal often, hardly ever speaks
• claustrophobic, will start crying if he feels trapped
• hates parades (unless its a pride one #ally)
• (●__●) stares at people like this
• tooth gap<3333
• hates wearing bandages around his arms because theyre itchy and uncomfortable
• probably had an entire bag of bandaids on standby
• ik he canonically has sorta short hair but i like to think its really long
• wanted a mohawk
• wears eyeliner but will deny it even though its so obvious
• he did have a girlfriend at one point but she left him because he was strange (autism making him bitchless💀)
• ik this makes no sense but i think it would be funny af if he was scottish, like all the other postal dudes expect him to sound like them but then he starts speaking in the heaviest scottish accent imaginable (and before you say im only saying that because hes ginger im scottish so im actually projecting get it right)
• gave himself so many piercings but half of them closed up
• likes flavoured tea, his fav is peppermint
• would probably have a crush on tyler durden
• not really a hc but imagine him falling asleep on the sofa and postal 4 dude covering him with a nice fluffy blanket and giving him a little kiss on the forehead like dads in movies 😭😭😭
• wanted to be a musician growing up
• would watch the entire saw franchise in one sitting
• postal 4 dude always checks his arms and makes sure hes eaten, but he doesnt get upset with him if he does relapse or doesnt eat because he knows hes trying
• everyone tells him all their drama because they know he wont tell anyone (he knows everything)
• no one is willing to argue with him because he will either start crying or attack them
• probably bipolar
• signed postal 2 guys petition
• probably rabid/j
• really good at art
• scared of seagulls
• hes really lanky and tall
• (;ŏ﹏ŏ) default facial expression
• red is his favourite colour
• hes an anti-shaggin moment/ref
• will just lay on top of people with absolutely no care whatsoever
• really bad at helping others, hed probably awkwardly giggle at someone crying
• he likes stuffed animals, has a whole collection of them because he was never allowed them when he was a kid
• if you asked him his pronouns hed probably bite you (he doesnt understand)
• if demon ever got a physical form all the dudes (excluding 1) would team up and beat its ass
• demon still appears sometimes and even tells 1 what to do, but he does his best not to listen
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• hates chocolate cake with every fibre of his being
• paints his nails all the time, comes downstairs every day with a new colour
• one of the dudes got him a copy of pretty hate machine on cd for christmas and it was his most favourite thing for months
• loves little insects, willingly picks them up
• collects so much random shit its insane
i got more
• can never sit in pure silence because there always seems to be noise, but really its all in his head (this is based on some of the tracks from the redux soundtrack as obviously some of them are just unintelligible noise)
• picks at his skin alot
• used to skip school alot, but always did well in tests and exams
• cant swim
• actually really loved school
• salt and vinegar crisps man
• actually tried to quit smoking but failed horribly
• uses internet slang and postal 4 guy has absolutely no fucking clue what hes on about
thats all i got
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I AM DAMAGED PART 3
(Had to sneak a bit of Elvis my pookie in here)
Warnings: Mention of Guns, smut, drug use, smoking, underage alcohol usage, toxic relationships and more.
Days passed from that encounter with JD. Days turned to weeks. And weeks turned to months. And soon enough, it was Halloween.
Your school life and social life had been going great. You had a new friend group, you joined clubs. You were happy. You hadn’t spoken to JD in a while. You didn’t want to. You knew if you did you’d be sucked into the loophole of anger and jealousy all over again.
Until this day.
Y/N was invited to a Halloween party. You were buzzing. Your friends all started deciding what costumes to wear.
“How about we go vintage?”, Carrie chimed in.
“Vintage like how?”, Y/N asked.
“50s or 60s themed?”, Jamie questioned.
“Either. It’ll be so fun!!”, Carrie exclaimed.
“I CALL PRISCILLA PRESLEY!!”, Y/N yelled, leaping out of her chair.
Carrie laughs “okay okay. I’ll take… Marilyn monroe?”
Later that night
Y/N was sitting in her room, book in her hand and record playing in the back.
“Y/N! Come down for a moment will ya?”, her dad yells.
“Coming!”, she said.
She walked down the stairs and into the kitchen.
“Bud and I have a business trip to go on. You’re gonna be here looking after your brother alone for 3-4 days.”, Her dad inquired.
“You got it boss”, Y/N said, saluting.
“We’re leaving tomorrow so make sure you look after the kid. Okay?”
“Yup” Y/N walked into the hall.
“Oh. It’s you”, she said, seeing Jason standing in the hall.
“It’s me”, he replied.
“Okay anyways bye”
“Not so fast”, he put his arm in front of her, “How bout we hang out one day soon, it’s been a while”.
“Oohhh I don’t think I can sorry”, she replied.
“Why not?”
“Cause I don’t wanna”, she sassed.
“You listen here, you need to stop being a bitch. I did nothin wrong. Okay? So stop being a fucking brat”, he spat.
“What you gonna do about it?”, she snarled.
He grabbed her arms and yanked her upstairs.
SMUT INCOMING
He yanked her into her room.
“Oi! Let go! Dick”, she spat at him.
He pushed her onto the bed.
“Pants off.”, he growled.
“Fuck you”
“Oh you will”.
He took his shirt off and walked towards her.
“You want this?”, he asked.
“Yeah”, she whispered.
“Off”, he said pointing at her clothes.
She quickly stripped, leaving herself feel exposed.
He eyed her up.
“Mine. All mine”, he whispered.
He grabbed her hip and pulled her over to the bed.
He laid her down and brought his hand up and down her body.
From her neck, to her chest, down to her stomach.
“Jason..”, she whispered.
“That’s me, doll. Tell me what you need”, he whispered back.
“You. I need you”
He brought his hand down to her core and rubbed her.
She moaned. He moaned.
“Please…”, she whispered.
He knew what she meant.
He lined himself up with her hole and pushed in.
He started at an excruciatingly fast pace.
“AH SHIT”, she moaned.
They both continued on until there was a ringing sound.
(That was so shit I’m sorry I haven’t written smut before ☹️)
“Shit”, JD said. Taking himself out of Y/N and putting his pants on.
She looked up at him in confusion.
“Hello?” He said down the phone.
Y/N could hear a muffled voice through the phone, unable to hear is clearly enough to know who it was.
“Yeah, sorry darlin’, Im coming now”, he said.
Darling? DARLING? WHY DID HE SAY DARLING?
He looked at Y/N and just walked out, putting his shirt back on.
Y/N got up and looked around in confusion.
“Oh my god I’m so fucking stupid…”, she said.
She got up and looked in the mirror.
She slapped herself.
And again.
And again.
And again until her face was red and raw.
“Fuck”.
She walked over to her underwear drawer and pulled it open, taking out a lighter and a pack of cigarettes.
She ignited the flame and held it to the bottom of the cigarette.
She took a pull.
And again.
And again.
Until it was finished.
She sat down on her bed and stared in thought.
He’s dating someone. Probably Veronica. I just fucked someone’s boyfriend. I’m terrible. I’m gross. What’s wrong with me.
Her phone rang.
Carrie.
She picked it up.
“Hey girl, Jamie and I were gonna go get slushies in 7-11. You coming?”
“I- uhm” she said. She thought for a second. Realising she needed to get her mind away. “Yeah. Count me in”
“Yes! I’ll come get you now. Hang in there”, Carrie said, hanging up.
She threw a top back on and her jeans, hearing the car pull up.
She ran out to Carrie and smiled.
“Hey!”, carrie beamed.
“Hi Carr. Where’s Jamie?”, Y/N asked.
“He’s on his way there now. Come on stop dilly dallying. Let’s go!”
Y/N got into the car and they drove off.
They arrived at 7/11. Jamie was stood outside.
“Took yous long enough”, he laughed.
“Shut up freak. Come on”, Carrie messed.
They walked in and something, or more specifically, someone, caught Y/Ns eyes.
Jason and Veronica.
Y/N looked over at them quickly.
Her face dropped in realisation.
He didn’t use a condom.
#heathers#heathers 1989#heathers the musical#jamie muscato#tumblr#veronica sawyer#heather mcnamara#jason dean x you#carrie hope fletcher#christian slater
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Wednesday
Here are some thoughts on Wednesday.
Though I should say first that I remember watching some family Addams show, but I vaguely recall it, like I don’t really know which one it was. It was in Spanish too, so I didn’t really know her name was Wednesday till I’m not sure when.
Ok, here it all goes. Spoilers follow:
Episode 1
Jenna Ortega has been a fave since You (plus the whole rollercoaster video with Jen Garner). Then come the credits and there were Catherine, Christina and Gwendolyn. I love these women, I’m in for a treat.
I literally thought the opening was a dream sequence. Not the whole thing, just the piranhas part. But it wasn’t. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Also, Wed said the school was underfunded and then they had that HUGE indoor pool... I was really confused at that.
I don’t remember Wednesday having any powers, so I’m guessing that’s new. Or maybe I really don’t remember anything at all.
I loved that Christina’s such a ray of sunshine here, and that she got Wed’s plant right.
I think one of the ~boys is the homicidal monster, I’m pretty sure I read something about it in passing here, but I don’t recall which one of them it is, I’m thinking it’s probably the sheriff’s son, since it’d be the most extra. So that’s kinda spoiled for me, which is a bummer.
I loved the callbacks to the family’s time in the school, and I’m also pretty sure Gomez isn’t a murderer, so that’s something for Wed to figure out.
I loved seeing her smile at the end, so cute!
Episode 2
I was wondering what Weems’s thing was. I’m guessing, since she can shapeshift, that she might be responsible for the accusations against Gomez. I wonder why she’s hiding what happened to Rowan, what’s her connection to the monster/murders. Or is it just to keep the school safe?
I kinda like that Christina is a normie. She said the conservatory is always open... I’m sure that’ll come into play.
So Xavier’s powers are to turn drawn things into alive things?
I love that Enid and Wed won against Bianca. Definitely got Wed into the school spirit.
I also wonder about what happened to the sheriff’s wife.
I love that Poe’s an alumni and that the double snap opens the secret passage door.
I’ve realized that I’m pretty sure Christina played Wednesday in some Addams movie, but I never watched that.
Episode 3
Gotta love it when colonizers burn.
So much going on! I can’t believe Ajax is dead! I’m guessing that’s what he is, yes? I didn’t get what his power or outcast-quality was till that moment.
Marilyn’s got secrets, I like it!
Weems obviously hates Morticia, that much was obvious in the first episode. I wonder what her deal with the mayor is.
I love that Wed got herself a little brother at school. I don’t get how Eugene’s retainers could still be useful after Wed opened the door with them.
Love the visions into the past. That had to be where the answers were, so I’m excited to see more.
Xavier’s dad’s like Morticia and Wed... interesting. Those marks at the end...
At least the sheriff’s got proof that there’s a monster roaming around.
Tyler looked rather conflicted... so sussss.
Episode 4
A school dance, yay! Wed and Enid looked so pretty.
And also, apparently, Ajax is alive and didn’t turn into stone, he just froze for a little bit... I’m glad about that. Specially cause Enid deserved a good smooch.
BUT EUGENE!!!!!! I can’t believe he still went alone, so stupid!!!!
Xavier’s breaking my heart, IDEK. And Bianca too.
So Tyler went to a ~rehab camp, or whatever it was he called it, after he was the biggest asshole to Xavier, and I’m guessing that’s why he has to attend therapy sessions or is it his mom stuff?
Weems was in love with Gomez, maybe I was right and she accused him of killing a normie way back cause he turned her down for Morticia?
Episode 5
Finally a bit of answers! Gomez truly never looked like he had murder in him, and the twist wasn’t particularly twisty at that point, but I’m glad it was dealt with.
Eugene!!! I’m sure he’ll get better cause he has to, it’s law! The moment between his mothers and Wed got me emotional.
I knew the coroner was gonna die cause that mention of retirement plans had only one way to go. I wonder who did it, why now. I’m thinking its’ something to do with Gates’s sister, that whole recap of the family’s tragic story read like Henry’s in Stranger Things to me.
Feeling even worse about Bianca’s situation after meeting her mother. I hope she won’t have to use her powers to scam people.
Enid took a stance, yay for her!
I wonder when we’ll meet Xavier’s dad, since we have to at some point.
I’m glad Wed figured out that it was Weems pretending to be Rowan. And she said it was for the school, so maybe that’s all there is to it.
The Addams eating potpourri was hilarious, as was the fishing technique.
Episode 6
The actor who plays Lucas radiates charm, it’s insane.
So Wed turned 16... how old is Tyler supposed to be? I was thinking about this when she met him while he was at work, but to find out she’s only 15 then seems to make it even worse. I’m guessing him and his friends might be going to a normal school in Jericho but it still doesn’t look good to me.
Thornhill was being suspicious... She showed up right after the Mayor was hit. Is she somehow related to the Gates? I don’t know, her whole being a normie thing, maybe it wasn’t true. She also gives Wed a Frankenstein copy, and then we see all the body parts... Sounds like whoever’s behind the murders wants to build their own version of it.
I’m so sad for Enid, she really does try so very much to be Wed’s friend.
Oh, look, Tyler was never around while the monster showed up... sussss.
Wed channeling Encanto with the whole prophecy that might look to be something but it’s actually the opposite. It’s honestly what first came to mind when she first saw the drawing but now she basically spelled it out in those terms so it was funny to me.
Episode 7
Okay, so even before she was killed, I figured therapist was innocent and Thornhill’s actually Laurel and her normie act was just that, an act.
The traumatic event that brought out the Hyde in Tyler was probably his mom’s death, however it happened... or maybe he killed her?
And I thought it was interesting that Fester mentioned that Hydes are artistic or something like that, when we saw Tyler doing the whole birthday message on the coffee.
I’m so glad Thing’s okay and Enid’s back!
It’s hilarious that Fester’s the black sheep in the opposite way those usually work... tho he did rob a bank and a vehicle.
Episode 8
Okay, so it all developed pretty much as I thought it would. I was so glad Enid wolfed out, old Crackstone was defeated... but the best part was the hug for sure! Wed and Enid are friends who hug, lovely!
I’m sad for Weems but it also made sense seeing as it’s Gwen playing her.
I’m happy that Xavier and Wed said goodbye on friendly terms, tho it’s funny that she got a stalker as soon as she joined the 21st century.
Yay for Eugene recovering and using his power as well as for Bianca helping out!
I wonder if we’ll see more of Laurel. I’m guessing that depends on Christina but I’m sure we’ll see more of Tyler... I honestly never trusted his face, but I kinda wish I hadn’t been spoiled. I read something in passing like “x turned out to be y”. It didn’t register much then, but I put the pieces together once I started watching the episodes. Would I have picked up on all the hints the way I did or been totally clueless without it? We’ll never know, which I hate (spoilers are seriously the worst thing ever), so now I gotta read opinions and watch reactions to experience it through unspoiled eyes.
All in all
I thoroughly enjoyed the show. It was funny, it had mystery, it had lovely people and relationships and it entertained me fully.
It had high school drama mixed in with Harry Potter style crimes and competitions, with a bit of Veronica Mars (sans technology) teenage investigation and supernatural stuff of all kinds.
I can see why it’s a hit and I’m glad I finally caught up to it. I just hope TPTB know what they’re doing and have a great season 2 in store.
ETA: I just read the show was filmed in Romania and I’m so happy about it. I blame Seb.
#Wednesday#Manu watches#Wednesday Addams#Enid Sinclair#Xavier Thorpe#Bianca Barclay#Morticia Addams#Gomez Addams#Eugene Ottinger#tbtl
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Propaganda
Sophia Loren (Marriage Italian Style, Houseboat)—Major Italian star, first actress to win an Oscar for a performance not in English (for Two Women (1960)) and later when Roberto Benigni won an Oscar in 1999 he jumped over the chairs towards the stage going "Sophia Sophia!!" because he was running towards Sophia Loren and said he cared more about her than the Oscar, that's the effect she had on people. She was big in the 60s already even though she gained a lot more notoriety after that. And I mean. Can we take a moment and just.
Reiko Sato (Flower Drum Song)— ok so I might be unaware of her other movies but I watched flower drum song and she was soooo pretty!!!! and she’s like. amazing??? at dancing???? the swinging and stuff like what!!!! and the gauzy shawl thing at the beginning of love look away and actually the entire love look away is sooo cool [video below the cut]
This is round 3 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
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Sophia Loren:
im submitting her in honor of my dad bc she was the first celebrity crush of his he ever admitted to me and my sister :) and he was right. shes so pretty
She has maxed out all her stats: beauty, elegance, sensuality, she's got it all. her mesmerizing eyes, her sensual mouth, her sharp face shape, her everything is so striking and unlike any other beauty in films. she was also voted the world most beautiful woman when she was freaking 65
OSCAR WINNER. Worked with some of the hottest leading men in Hollywood but remained faithful to her husband whom she had a loving marriage with till he died (even though Cary Grant almost tempted her once, it's complicated)
One of the most well-known sex symbols of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and unlike some unfortunate others, she seems to have been pretty well at peace with occupying that status. She made assertiveness and a tempestuous temper seem glamorous, and although she's famous for side-eying Jayne Manisfield's cleavage, honestly? She's one to talk.
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Absolutely, drop-dead sexy, also a hard working, extraordinarily talented actress who didn't shy away from the less glamorous roles to gift us some gritty, memorable performances
JUST LOOK AT HER Y'ALL
Submitting this on behalf of my dad, who knows nothing of tumblr or this blog, but I remember being a kid watching Houseboat while my mom thirsted after Cary Grant, dad thirsted after Sophia Loren, and I was excited that they lived on a boat. Anyway, she's extremely beautiful and was an international star, doing a ton of movies in Italy before being recognized in the US.
Big in the chest, snatched in the waist, pretty in the face 😳
Very smart and beautiful, the characters that she played (I mean those in the movies that I put in the previous question) are as strong and determined as her which I think adds to her hotness.
Global superstar and my late grandfather's long time movie star crush and for a man as quiet as he was, and as hopelessly devoted to his wife as he was, the fact that I know that means she was EXCEPTIONAL.
Sexy, beautiful, deep. A real star.
Her performance in "Man of La Mancha" is just so very captivating. Dubbed as "the Italian Marilyn Monroe", she looks beautiful in any movie and at any age.
Forget the exotic sexpot of her Hollywood films and go back to her Italian career: sparking with Marcello Mastroianni as the woman who drives him mad and outwits all his fumbling attempts at macho posturing in their early films, and showing a tender side in their 1970s films. Sophia isn’t self-conscious about who she is or her beautiful body: she enjoys being herself and she wants us all to enjoy ourselves too.
She starred in films as a sexually emancipated persona and was one of the best known sex symbols of the time. She is a great cook and her filmography is immense.
On the misattributed quote that Sophia owed everything to spaghetti: 'Did you actually say the quote frequently attributed to you, "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti"?' "Non è vero! It's not true! It's such a silly thing. I owe it to spaghetti, no, no. Completely made up."
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My tickle stories
Note => most of these stories are not meant in a nsfw way, I apologize if they may be interpreted that way.
These stories/situations were from my child hood to adult hood.
Tickle story #1 -> I was 7 years old. It was Monday morning 7:45 am, and I needed to get ready for school, my mom said as she knocked on the door of my room,“Danny please get up you need to ready for school, it's not good to be late" I tossed and turned and said "mom please 2 minutes" my mom said "okay 2 minutes" about 10 minutes later, my mom said "Daniel come on" I replied "let me sleep mom please I like to sleep" my mom said "no come on" as she playfully bonked (hit) me on the head with a extra pillow that was on the bed, I got all grouchy and fussy, she playfully removed the covers and laughed. My mom said "come on get up sweety" I tried to pull the covers back in fussy mood, she pulled the covers back and I pulled them toward me, this went on for a few minutes she allowed me to take the covers and giggled then said "you want to be stubborn and fussy huh okay" then she removed the covers where my feet are and started to wiggle her fingers on my heels, soles, arches and toes playfully, my mom said "are you going to get up or what?" I couldn’t help but start giggling and say between giggles "hehehehey nohohoho nonohohoho stohohop plehehehease plehehehease mohohommy" I squirmed about and kicked my feet as I was laughing, she laughed with me, she said in a teasing tone "so what will it be hm?" as she held my ankles one foot at a time and started to wiggle one finger at a time on my left foot under my toes then switched to my right foot and to the same thing, I manage to respond between giggles "okahahahay okahahahay Ihihih wihihihihill gehehehet uhuhuhuhup mohohommy" after that tickles she gave me she smiled and gave me a big hug and head kisses then said "come let's go" I got up and she took me to school, my parents agreed to never get me to use or get me on the bus, either my mom or dad would take me but mostly my mom took me, my dad was busy working.
Tickle Story #2-> When I was 9 my dad and I went on a car ride just him and I, I was at the front passenger seat and he started to tickle squeeze my knees and thighs, I flinched and squealed then "hehehehey dahahad stop" he replied with " oh my, ticklish knees and thighs" and he did it again which made me jump and squeal again I managed to say between giggles "stohohop dahad plehehehehease" and he did.
Tickle Story #3-> When I was 13, my parents and I went to Lebanon for a vacation and one day, my dad traveled abroad for work so I was invited to my cousins’ house. There were my 6 cousins and their parents. My dad was working abroad, so my cousins were all between the age ranges of 3 to 17-18. After we all had lunch, the young children were playing, running around the house mostly in the living room. I was sitting on a chair because I couldn't run with them. I needed help and still do need help moving around. My youngest second cousin Leah tripped and fell on the carpet, I lifted her and helped her up. Then she surprised me and said "tickle me" so after a few seconds of hesitation I did. I gently caught her left ankle and dragged and wiggled my fingers up and down her arches and soles, she giggled, squirmed and kicked her free leg in ticklish laughter, I let go of her left ankle a little, she managed to move away but after I few seconds she told me "come get me and tickle me" so I did, I wiggled my fingers up and down her ribs and sides and tummy, she was laughed a lot, but my older cousins and adults didn’t like it, that I was tickling her.
Tickle Story #4-> My parents and I went back to Kuwait after about a couple of weeks and one day we were on a video call with a relative and her nieces, we were using skype. The relative was called Laura, the nieces were called Marilyn and Tatiana, Marilyn was 4 and Tatiana was 3, I suddenly asked Laura "are Marilyn and Tatiana ticklish?" She nodded and started to tickle their necks and sides; I could see they were both sitting on her lap. I was smiling the whole time watching her tickle them. After we ended the call, my parents talked to me and were saying "it was not nice what I asked Laura".
Tickle Story #5-> My parents and I were on a voice call with relatives who are Richard, Annie and their daughter Alessamdra who was 10 years old, they were from the UK. At one point, I could hear her giggling, so I asked "what’s going on over there?". Annie answered and said "Richard, Alessandra and I are sitting on the couch and Alessandra is laying her head on my lap while Richard is tickling her feet so she is trapped between us". After about a minute I heard both Annie and Alessandra giggling, I asked "is uncle Richard tickling Alessandra’s feet again?". Richard answered and said "Annie is tickling Alessandra’s sides" I heard Annie say to Alessandra "tell Danny hello" in between giggles Alessandra managed to say "hihihihihihihi Dahahahahanny" after a few minutes of talking, we ended the call.
Tickle story #6-> When I was 16 my cousin who lived and still does live in Canada came over for Christmas. One day he started to tickle me, til I couldn't breathe. I was inches away from punching him. My mom stepped in, stopped my punch and told him to stop, which he did.
Tickle Story #7-> One day I met my friend, Michael, on an app called Wattpad. Michael was 20 when we started communicating, we became friends over time and decided at one point to start to roleplay, tickle roleplay to be exact. He told me before we started roleplaying that he never was, is not and never will be picky about who he roleplays with, or what their character’s gender is, he accepts both genders. The only thing that mattered to him is the people he role plays. They should like being both a tickler and ticklee, show happiness in both situations, and then he and the person can and will have fun role playing together because he knows that it will go well. Michael wanted to thank me in advance for accepting to roleplay with him and that we are friends. Michael is a switch; he likes to tickle and be tickled. He always lets the other role-player decide which one they want to be, tickler or a ticklee. I am mainly a tickler, so he and I agreed that I would be the tickler. He told me it was a great decision because he was in a lee mood. So, this roleplay scenario was split into multiple parts.
P.1) It was a Saturday when he visited me at my house, he came in and sat on the couch while I got him a cup of water and I gave it to him then we both sat on the couch in my living room. We started talking and I asked him "how was the drive here" and he said "good, I’m glad that I came" I said " me too, would you like anything else to drink, a juice ?" he said "no thanks if I want anything I will say" I nodded and sat to his left on the couch then I asked him with a smile "why don’t you remove your shoes and socks to get comfortable", he smiled and said "sure" he took them off, I held his ankles and put them on my lap, he was already grinning, I noticed.
I was sitting next to him on the sofa, I started to tickle his left foot on his sole with my fingers, he asked me "what are you going to do?" I didn’t answer him or say anything, I just started to tickle his left arch also with my fingers. I have known him for a few months, we trusted and respected each other and he liked to be tickled so he let me tickle him. He started to giggle and in between the giggles he asked me "how did you know that I would like to be tickled now?" I answered and told him "because I am a professional tickler" then I started to tickle his toes, he giggled more and started to laugh as I did that then I grabbed his right foot and put it also on my lap, he liked it, I could tell.
When I finished tickling his feet for the time being, I wiggled my fingers up his legs and focused on his knees quite a bit which turned out to be another good tickle spot of his, he started rocking his upper body while laughing and he fell and laid on his back, while on the couch. I laughed with him and said in teasing tone "aww such ticklish feet and toes, let’s see about your thighs" as I started to tickle his thighs one by one then both at the same time, he said between giggles and his bucking and squirming "plehehehehease dahahahaniel nohohoh" I smiled as I easily could reach and tickle his tummy because I rolled up his shirt a bit while he was on his back then I said "well then let’s see about your ticklish tummy" then I started to tickle his tummy that turned out to be his second favorite tickle spot he squirmed and barely managed to say.
"ohohoh goohohohoodness nohohoh", he actually enjoyed the friendly tickles he was getting from me. He surprised when he raised his arms and smiled at me showing me, he trusts me and that I can tickle him on all common and appropriate tickle spots that I want and I did, so I started to tickle his ribs, sides and armpits, he laughed even more, I knew he could take and handle much more tickling than he had a few seconds ago. We had a good friendship and we were both happy and smiling because he was being tickled by me and I was tickling him, I soon started to tickle his neck and under his chin with my fingers, after a few seconds I switched from tickling with my hands to blowing raspberries, I blew some quick raspberries on his neck, he flinched and curled his neck and shoulders.
P.2) I stopped and asked him "is everything okay?" he answered me and said "nobody had ever blown raspberries on my neck before even when I was little the feeling is something new to me but it was fun and funny and I like it" I smiled at him and then I blew another raspberry on his neck then I switched and blew a raspberry on his tummy, he erupted with laughter, making him smile. I focused on his tummy and blew many raspberries on his tummy, then I switched between light and strong raspberries on his tummy then I mixed in tickles on his sides with my fingers. He was having a lot of fun I could tell and he was smiling and laughing a lot.
I eventually gave him a shirt break and he told me "I’m so happy I am your friend and that I am being tickled by you and now I will like you more than before" After the raspberries I gave him, I got up and got a bag that was and sounded as if it was full of equipment and it was a bit heavy but I managed to carry to next to the couch, I told him "guess what is in this bag" he replied "I don’t know all I can tell is it’s heavy" I replied "you will see" with a smile then I opened it and I reached in the bag and got out a feather and started to tickle him all over, I started with his neck, I tickled both his left and right sides of his neck, then I went down and got all his ticklish spots till I reached his feet.
He was laughing so much the whole time, he managed to stay still the entire time, just squirmed a little bit every little while but I could tell he was dying of laughter on the inside, he was wondering and asked me "what tickle tool will you use next?" because he knew the tickling was not over yet. Michael smiled widely when he noticed that I took two electric toothbrushes, because he knew and told me "oh no these electric toothbrushes will tickle so much more than a feather" I smiled back at him and turned on both the electric toothbrushes then I tickled his armpits with them one by one at first then both at the same time.
Michael said between his roars of laughter "it tickles so much" he grabbed the sides of the pillows from under his head to keep his arms up, I smiled widely when he told me "I still want more tickles, I didn’t get enough" I dragged both electric toothbrushes down his ribs and sides, he was laughing his head off I noticed he didn’t want this fun to end. A few minutes later I stopped tickling him with the electric toothbrushes and I gave him a moment to rest and then I reached into the bag again and pulled out two things, a length of rope and leather cuffs then I held the rope in my left hand and the leather cuffs in my right hand.
He looked at me and he was a bit surprised and said to me "there is no need to tie me down so you can tickle me, I’m trying to stay as much as I can for you but if you want I will let you, I trust you fully"
So he let me. I let him choose which one to pick, the rope or the leather cuffs, I said with a smile "which one?" He looked at both of them and said "the leather cuffs" I nodded and said "okay, very well" and I put the handcuffs on his wrists, restraining them above his head.
I waited a moment to make sure that he was ok with that, and when I saw that everything was fine, I continued to tickle him, I moved and wiggle my fingers on his tummy letting him know that I will be tickling him more, he smiled in anticipation he was observing my hands, because he really wanted to be tickled more, he noticed I really wanted to tickle him as well. As soon as I lowered my hands, my fingers started willing and scribbling up and down his tummy making him squirm.
P.3) He liked it so much and he was laughing so much, he told me "I don’t remember when I last had that much fun" I smiled and tickled both his armpits with my fingers and blew raspberries on his belly button, making him laugh and squirm, right after that I sat on his knees, with my back to him and I started tickling his feet with my hands, he couldn’t see where I was tickling but he could feel everything. I tickled his left heel first then my fingers went up to his sole, I first used one finger then two fingers then a full hand, same with the right foot. He was laughing so much, enjoying the fun of me tickling him.
When I finished tickling his feet, I turned to face him, felt happy seeing my face, he smiled at me and I smiled back then I hovered and wiggled my fingers in the air, getting closer and cooper to his armpits, I used so much tickle talk, that made him laugh even more, I didn’t even start tickling his armpits, after tickling his armpits for a few minutes, I start tickling his belly with one finger, it tickled him so much that he snorted and started laughing. I asked him playfully "what so funny" he answered "your tickles" and laughed again, I tickled his belly button a moment longer and after I finished, I uncuffed him and stopped sitting on his knees but he knew that the fun was not over yet and he was right.
I told him "my goodness, you are so ticklish" he smiled at me and said "you are a great tickler" and I told him "you are an awesome lee" I smiled back and said "get on your tummy" then I reached for something and I have him a moment to rest, he turns on his tummy and he waited for me, wondering what I will do or bring this time, less than a minute, I came back with a second pair of leather cuffs and 2 hooks, I informed him and said "I will hogtie you and tickle your feet now" I didn’t ask permission and he knew that he could trust me and did. He had never been tied up like that before, it was something fully new to him but trusted me so much that he agreed and said “okay”.
P.4) I put his arms behind his back and used the leather handcuffs on his wrists again, then I bent his legs, feet up and close to his wrists, put the other pair of leather cuffs on his ankles and joined both pairs of leather cuffs above his back with the two hooks I got, as a hogtie. After he was restrained, I asked him "are you okay, are you in any discomfort or pain?" He replied and said "yes i am okay, no i'm not in any discomfort or pain" I smiled and said "good" I could sense he was nervous but and he " this is my first time being tied like this'' he did feel helpless but in a few minutes he calmed down knowing and trusting me that he was safe. He told me
"I don't know how long you will keep me tied up like this but surprisingly it is not that bad, I could stay like this for a while". I smiled back & told him "You know what I like the most about you being tied up like this" he said "what?" I replied " you can't see where I'm about to tickle".
After a few seconds, I did give him a chance to ask me "what do you mean?" I just started to tickle his feet with my fingers. I first moved one finger along his left foot, from his heel to his toes, then added two fingers then I attacked and tickled both his feet with my fingers, with all ten fingers making him Laugh again. He was unable to speak for a moment, he was just lying on his belly, with his hands & soles above his back, laughing non stop for a few minutes. I noticed that he was enjoying it, getting tickled by me, so I started tickling his toes, one by one, which made him laugh even more. Then after a few seconds of giving him a short break and chance to breathe I decided to tickle some of his other spots I could reach like the back of his thighs, at first just one, then the other, then both at the same time, it tickled so much and was laughing to point of almost being in tears, after some time I tickled his sides then returned to tickling his feet again.
He kept laughing and managed to say between laughter "It's so fun, how you tickle" and I said "I'm happy that you said and think so". After a few minutes I carefully tilted him on his right side while he was still hogtied and started tickling his left side, he could sense his nervousness again because he managed to get used to being hogtied for the first time when he was lying on his belly but when I tilted him on his side, he suddenly felt helpless again but only for a moment, cause he knew he was safe.
When I leaned over to look at his face to make sure he was okay, he smiled at me to let him know that he still liked it, I continued tickling his side adding some belly button tickles to it every few seconds. He laughed twice as much. To his surprise I started ticking under my toes, he wasn't expecting that so he bursted out in surprised laughter. I liked his laughter, so I continued and he could only feel the tickles, laugh, and smile brightly. As soon as I finished tickling under his toes I uncuffed him, setting him free from being hogtied, I helped him sit up, he was grateful thanked me for it, he thought for a few seconds that it was the end of the ticklish fun and laughter we were having but it turned out and found out soon enough, that I wasn't finished yet, I still wanted to tickle him in some other ways. He managed to get used to so much of my tickles that he felt happy when I told him "we aren't done yet". He said "my ways of tickling made him so happy and he liked them so much that I could really go like that all day". The text role play ended then.
Tickle story #8-> At one point I got to know a person called James, he and I were good friends, I spoke and got to know his family. There was his dad, his biological mom, his step mom, and his 4 siblings. One day, James and 2 of his siblings Sammantha or Samm and Jayden were going for a car drive to visit family at the time, during that day. Half way through the drive, Jayden said "I want to rest" he was very sleepy, James and Samm were sitting at the back of the car, he was told by his parents, who at the front not to let Jayden fall asleep they were close to arrive/reaching their destination, James who listened to his parents told Jayden "no you need to stay awake we will reach soon". He began to tickle Jayden's left thigh softly and gently.
Jayden started giggling the whole time, he managed to say "Jaames" in between fits of giggles and laughter. After a few seconds Samm said "yes you need to stay awake we are almost there" She began to tickle Jayden's right thigh James and Samm tickled him all the way til they reached.
Fun Fact: I didn't know that this was happening, I asked him and I guessed what was happening and I guessed what was being said, I was right.
Tickle Story #9-> For context; this was a text that my friend and I had we used this image as visualization ⬇️
Evie: *strips down fully and slides my clothes next to you, laying down on my belly* this is gonna tickle so bad.
Daniel (me): Oh it will *I chuckle as tie your wrists behind your back then tilt your upper body to the side and have u laying on your left side. I cover your eyes with a sleeping mask and then I put and lock your feet into stocks*
Evie:*bites my lip as I blush lightly, wiggling my toes* y'know my trick right?
Daniel: *I trace and drag two mini hair brushes along your soles both at the same time using both my hands* yes I do ~
Evie: *screams and arches my back as my legs jerk down a little*
GEEHEHEHE NOHOHOOHOHOHO AHAHAHAHAHAHA GOHOHOHOHOSHH!!
Daniel: Awww screaming already but I only just started *I say as I make a mix of big and small circles with the same mini hair brushes on the balls of your feet, with my left hand I make left circles with my right hand I make right circles*
Evie: *begins lightly thrashing and pulling as the stocks as I squeal and burst into laughter, tossing my head side to side with every jerk and squeak*
GEEHFFEHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEHEHEHEHEEASE AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EEHAHAHAHAHAHSHA FUAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHAHAHAHAHAH SHIIHIIHIHIHIHIHIT MEHEHERCY AHAHAHAHAAIIEEEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHO CIHIHIHIRCEHELLSS!! FFMFMDHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Daniel: Oh more circles sure with pleasure.
*Creates small to be under your toes on both your feet under each toe with both mini hair brushes*. This is so fun
*I switch it up and do alternative up and down motion strokes passes along heels and arches*
Evie: *bucks and thrashes harder as I turn on my side and try to pull at the stocks*
GAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHOHOHOHO MAHAHAY GAHAAHAHAD WAHAHAHIT IHIHIHIAAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHE AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAIEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOHOHOHOP EEHEHEHEHEAH TIHIHICKLES EEEHEHEHEHEAAHAHAHAHAA STOHOHOHOGPPP!!
Daniel: I will never stop this is too fun and enjoyable *I grab the top of your right foot then with hair brush I scribble relentlessly on your heel as I nibble on your arch*
Evie: *shrieks loudly as I buck and thrash much harder, soaking the blindfold as I rock side to side, hoping to make it stop*
OHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHKAAHAY STEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLEHEHEHEHEEASE AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EEHAHAHAHAHAHSHA BREHEHEAKE!! BREATH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GAHAHAHAHAG EHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHORE AHAHAHAA STAHAHAHAP IHIHISSHSHAHAHAH
Daniel: One more little thing before I give you a break but u remain in this position and not asked to be released from the stocks is that clear.Now I will tie your toes back
*does so u feel almost like circular cuffs on your big toes* then I will have feathers between your little toes *I do so* and then.....*Says nothing as I pass 2 electric toothbrushes starting from under your toes to your heels and back up*
Evie: *screams loudly and squeals as I buck, thrash, and arch my back, wriggling and pulling at the bonds hardly*
GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOHOHOH YEHEHEEAAHAHAHAHAH STAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHP FUHUHUYHUHUHUHAHHHAHAHAHAHAVKHH SHIHIHIHIT SHIIHIIHIHIHIHIHIT MEHEHERCY AHAHAHAHAAIIEEEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOHOHOESSHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAGAGGSSSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA STAHSHAH STAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHP TIHIHICKLING MEEHEHEHEHE GOHOHOHOHOHOHOD AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAAHAHAHAHAA
Daniel: Okay okay I will give you a short break…
Evie: *pants and gasps as I turn on my side and control my breathing*
guh..hehehe..fuhuck..nngf... heh..
Daniel: You liked that huh, the intensity?
Evie: *blushes as my breathing finally calms, feeling sweat bead down my forehead* y-yea
Daniel: Good because break time is....
*Draws circles on your heels of your Left foot and zigzags from under your toes to your heel, including and passing the electric toothbrush along your right arch, with the electric toothbrushes still* Overrrrr Yay
Evie: *bursts into laughter as my face turns red, yanking and twisting my ankles as I arch my back and rock side to side*
GAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHOHOHOHO MAHAHAY GAHAAHAHAD FWHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH PHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAHAHAT THEHEHEHE NOHOHOHOHOT FAHAHAHHAHAIR AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daniel: Awww not fair is it too bad it's fun forrrr meeeee.... Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Lovely ~ *As I nibble between your little toes alternating between them as I also then stop the electric toothbrushes then use my fingers too draw circles on your arches one by one*
Evie: *shrieks and screams hysterically as I rock and buck violently, my toes tremble and blush as I make the stocks creek with every pull and jerk*
GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOOHOHOH YEHEHEEAAHAHAHAHAH STAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHP FUHUHUYHUHUHUHAHHHAHAHAHAHAVKHH SHIHIHIHIT SHIHIHIHIT SHIIHIIHIHIHIHIHIT MEHEHERCY AHAHAHAHAAIIEEEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOHOHOESSHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAGAGGSSSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA STAHSHAH STAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHP NOHOHOHOHO BIHIHIHIHITCH STAHAHAHAHAP NIHIHIHIBLESSHSHSHAHAHS OHOHOHO GOHOHOHOHOD
Daniel: My goodness such a fighter
*As I reach over and poke/ tickle squeeze your exposed side* "I will give your feet a bit of a break, time see your other tickle spots and see how much u squirm"
Evie: *jerks to the side and giggles as my hips jerk back* geehahahaha ohoho nohohoho wahahait pleheheheheease
Daniel: Wait for what cutie
*I say as reach and tickle squeeze behind your knees and thighs*
I wonder how much u will buck and trash around if I do this ~
Evie: *screams and thrashes once you squeeze behind my knees, bursting into convulsive laughter and shrieks as you touch my thighs, wriggling side to side*
GAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHOHOHOHO MAHAHAY GAHAAHAHAD PLEHEHEHEHEEASE AAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EEHAHAHAHAHAHSHA FUAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHAHAHAHAHAH SRAHAHAHAHAHAH EEHEHEHEHEHWH REEHEHEDD REEHEHEHEDDD REEHEHEHWHEDDD!!
Daniel: Aww my goodness a screamer/ thrasher and shrieker lovely
Okay I will stop for now.
*I stop but don't release u yet*
Evie: *pants and breathes heavily, flustered and worn out I stay on my side as my toes try to curl* p-please *pant* untihihie my tohohoes *pant*.
Daniel: Untie your toes sure *I untie your toes* Is it better?
Evie: *my toes wiggle and curl lightly as I shift back onto my belly, keeping my back slightly arched, trying to hide my blush*
Daniel: *I gently massage your heels, feet, arches and toes*
Evie: *Snickers and wriggles lightly as my toes wiggle and spread in response*
ohohoho that feeheheheels niceehehehehehe mohohohore~
Daniel: Awww good
*I lightly massage between your toes and along sole one foot at a time with both hands*
Evie: *squeals and tenses up as my toes curl, wiggling from the sensations as my feet blush* GEEHEhehehehehe ohohoho nohohohoho wahahait fahahahahahahahaha
Daniel: Why, what's wrong baby girl. I'm just massaging your feet *As I have my hand rubbed with oil and spread it all over feet as I massage*
Evie: *Snickers and wriggles side to side as my toes curl* ohohoho no nohohot the ohohohoil pleheheheheease ahahaha ahaieeehahaha
Daniel: Why not *I dance my fingers under your toes and then drag my fingers down to your heels* It makes your feet soft.
Evie: *arches my back tensely and screams hysterically, bucking and rocking side to side as my feet tremble and blush under your fingertips*
GAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHOHOHO GOHOHOHOHOSHH HAHAHAHAHAHA PLEHEHEHEHEEASE NOHOHOT THEHE TOHOHOES NAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUHUHUCK SHIHIHIHIT PLEHEHSHEHEHEHEHEASE OHOHKAAHAY STEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLEHEHEHEHEEASE EEEHEEHEHEHEHEGEEHEHEH
Daniel: Awww please more ? Ofcourse
*As I nibble on each toe then I reach and tickle squeeze your Left Inner thigh and drag a flosser along your right Inner thigh with my right hand* Better? I think it is *I chuckle and laugh
Evie: *bucks and wriggles harder as I toss my head back and to the side*
GEEHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHO IHIHIHITS NOHOHOHOHOHOTRNAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA STAHAHAHAP PLEHEHSHEHEHEHEHEASE NOOHOHOH YEHEHEEAAHAHAHAHAH STAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHP TIHIHICKLING MEEHEHEHEHE GOHOHOHOHOHOHOD DAHHAHAHMIHIHITR
Daniel: Okay okay I will give you another break *I say in between laughing and massage your feet and reach over, rub your back in circle motions then remove and tuck strands of your hair behind your ears*
Note => the RP has ended for now
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My name is Emma Lara Sawazky I was born on the 1st of April 1977 four days overdue I would have been born on the 28th of March in Geelong, Victoria as birth name Marilyn Jane Saw. I changed my name through deed poll between June/July 2008 age 31, I moved to Queensland in January 1992 before my 15th birthday. All my loved ones still remain in Geelong, Victoria, my dad was born in Germany he moved to Australia when he was 3 years old my dad's late mum ida was originally from Germany. My mum was born in Australia and her family side are polished. When I was 4 years old I stop breathing my former next door neighbour Lorraine Reid did CPR and got me breathing again. I was a very sick child when I was a kid I used to get a very high temperature alot I couldn't walk or anything that's how bad I was I miss school alot. I was bullied and abuse all my life over the years. In August 2001 I had difficulty breathing because this guy who was my next door neighbour he used to harrass me for months in 2001, he was yelling and banging on my windows late at night and trying to break in I had my doors locked I could have been killed I was so lucky. I can't stand men at all after everything I been through in my life. When I was a kid I was sexually assaulted as I walked to the shops a man lured me to a kindergarten I never reported it either because I didn't understand, and my late uncle Dieter also sexual assault me when I was a kid. My nan kicked him out years ago he wasn't a nice man. As I left school by 17 I was sexually assaulted a few times by different men, the reason why I left school because there was a girl name Brooke who bullied me and there was a boy who made sexual advances towards me. I'm lucky to be alive, I moved out of home age 19 in June 1996 moved in with a friend name Gail she was not a nice girl she was in prison for hurting her two kids when they were babies her older daughter is in her mid 20s the same age as my cousin. Gail did the dirty on me I moved out and moved into apartment in October 1996 the previous month I was nearly raped but sexual assault very badly and I had bruises on my neck I was in a very bad way. It still haunted me I was drunk and went with a guy I didn't know well a stranger. I only had one boyfriend name David Baulch when I was 14 in 1991. I am not a virgin by 26. I lost my virginity with my late uncle Rolf when I was 14 in 1991. And age 25 in February 2003 with a guy name Brad I met at the Central in Stanthorpe. And I met a guy name Salim at the Top Pub in Stanthorpe in February 2008 he really liked me unfortunately I turn him down months later in April 2008 he ask me to be his girlfriend, I turn down a couple of relationships in the past I wasn't ready after I been through. I don't have kids I would love to years ago the reason why because when I was 18 years old this little boy then 3 years old through something hard at me for no reason. I'm scared of raising kids because of their temper. I never forget that I had a run in with his mother I'm sorry she should have control her kids they will get worse later in life I wasn't going to put up with that. When I was born I was a blue baby my mother had a very difficult hard pregnancy with me she was 21 just weeks before her 22nd birthday I wouldn't come out I was very hard to come out.
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Jan 17, 2024, 7:07 PM
michael jordan was serena williams
i won the olympics in tennis
and he kept screaming no no no i won i won
i am a girl too
i am a girl still
now i can get ya girl
after touching his dick twice i got a hand shake
had two infnats pregnant
put his finger in his dick hole
sharpen that pencil in the pencil sharperner called the dick
he keeps electrocuting us with her
juno
Hugh hefners gay love triangle
He is ozzy osbourne
pat say jack hugh hefner's mother
and dad on right
hard in gladiator
and his mother on left, and in front her husband, then their dad same inbreeds in front of him
they all are
or hey number 5
number 5 gun
get the coupon
he died
peter, chad, marilyn manson, then greg with carrie/stephanie a bitch when pregnant kept farting while graduating pregnant again
cindy emily and jacob franklin jeffery went with her mom too to give her big eyes
and he doesnt see em
angela and sean scott shane corey
pregnant and fine
carrie switches with her
her mom died though
and hers too
said she fucked cindy pregnant and left greg once right to go with bobby pregnant with his kid angela is
now i got the nadia slut hair
not a 3
she hit on my boyfriend
or her mom always did
wtf
teach me how to live or i wont live
here i can give you my bracelet
no
now live with me and we can have crazy sex and screw that man over
rob him
and take your clothes again too
she would hide in it
fucking 9 guys
Jan 17, 2024, 8:09 PM
google image salami
and greek dressing
panera and a detroit restuarant brand or its only vinegeratte
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