#my cousin was a pumpkin and I thought that was the coolest shit ever

[jellophoid]

omg wait its blacktober- I have even MORE of an excuse to just draw black Mia YAHOO ><

[surveyjunkie]

1. Do you like zombie movies? Yes. Even though they’re all pretty similar, they’re always entertaining and keep me on the edge of my seat. 

2. What’s the grossest/worst thing you’ve ever seen in a public restroom? Poop smeared all over the walls. It was an experience. <<

3. What’s the most wasteful thing you regularly do? Eat out when I have food at home

4. What’s the most difficult apology you’ve ever had to give? I can’t remember. 

5. What’s the worst relationship advice you’ve ever seen? I’m sure I’ve read some pretty bad ones from magazines, but I can’t remember what they were

6. Have you ever volunteered in a hospital? If not, would you ever want to? Yes, I used to volunteer at the hospital that I work at now. 

7. What was your worst Halloween costume? I don’t know? I wouldn’t say any of them were bad...some were basic, but not bad. 

8. Who has/had the worst reputation in your graduating class? The people with the worst reputations didn’t graduate. 

9. When was the first time you can remember feeling mature? I don’t really ever feel mature.

10. Have you ever had a disappointing Christmas, or any disappointing holiday if you don’t celebrate Christmas? I’ve had many disappointing Christmases in the past. Lately they haven’t been so bad. 

11. Do you have any character band-aids in your house right now, or just plain ones? Just plain ones.

12. Have you ever had to give a pet away? No, thankfully.

13. What’s the junkiest junk food you’ve ever eaten? White Castle

14. Did you play pretend a lot as a child? Were there any recurring plots or themes? LOL yeah, when I was about 7/8 my friend Jess and I would pretend we were Native Americans in her basement....we always acted like we were from different tribes and didn’t get along with each other...it was like some weird drama we made up. 

15. How do you feel about runny egg yolks? I mean, I don’t feel a certain way about them. I’d rather eat scrambled or boiled eggs though

16. Has a teacher ever tried to teach you something that was undeniably wrong? I’m sure I have

17. If for some reason you had to give up one of your hobbies, which would you choose? Working out

18. Have you ever hidden a relationship from your family? For a short period of time

19. How much do you know about first aid? Not very much.

20. Which of your relatives do you know the least about? Second cousins on my mom’s side. I know all of my cousins on my dad’s and am relatively close to them, but for whatever reason I know nothing about the cousins on my mom’s side, aside from her brother’s children. 

21. Have you ever meditated? If so, did it do anything for you? Once, it helped me relax

22. Have you ever given advice to someone who was much older than you? I’ve given advice to my mom and my boss before. 

23. Have you ever used a view-master? Yes! I used to love them.

24. Do you ever listen to talk radio or podcasts? If you do, what are some of your favorite shows? No 

25. When was the last time you got ice cream from a truck? Ugh it’s been forever

26. Are any of your favorite bands broken up or on hiatus right now? Smashing Pumpkins hasn’t released anything new in a good while now. Sublime is not the same band anymore without Bradley. Alt-J hasn’t come out with anything since 2014. 

27. Do you know any sex workers? If so, how do they feel about their job? My Human Sexuality professor from college used to be a phone sex operator. That was her big secret that she revealed to the class at the end of the semester. She said the job itself got boring and repetitive after a while, but she never felt ashamed about what she did. 

28. What’s the biggest art project you’ve ever attempted? How did it go? Ummm, there was one back in high school where we had to create a series of 10 paintings for one project. I don’t think mine went too well. I don’t like being forced to paint stuff, it just comes naturally for me.

29. What kind of wild animals do you see most frequently where you live? Deer or squirrels 

30. Have you ever cooked anything other than s’mores over a fire? Hot dogs and peppers

31. Are there any items in your house that you use for something other than its intended purpose? We’re currently using tupperware bins as TV stands in the apartment and covering them with tapestries. 

32. What do you hope the afterlife is like? Hopefully it will take place on another planet, where our species is way more evolved, advanced, and civilized than the human race. 

33. What’s the worst behavior you’ve ever seen from a child? My brother was pretty bad when he was growing up, and that’s not me exaggerating or being biased. 

34. Have you ever planned an act of revenge? Yes. Fell through though. 

35. Do you and your parents share any of the same hobbies? The only thing we all have in common is that we like to drink. 

36. Do you think it’s more exciting or scary to get older? Scary. I like being 24 and I wish I could just stay this age. 

37. How was the reception of the last wedding you attended? AWESOME. 

38. Do you have any physical photo albums? I have one from when we took a family vacation to Disney World in 2002

39. Would you feel comfortable working at a sex shop? Yeah. 

40. Who was the worst friend you ever had? Oh man I’ve had a lot of shitty friends, but one of them definetely takes the price. We had that kind of friendship where you joke around constantly, and it was all fun. Until after a few months where I could sense a change in the over all atmosphere of our frienship. The jokes became tougher and more and more ruthless. In the last few months he was basically bullying me, giving me shit for everything I did. He made fun of my music taste, my style, my hair, my face, my personality, everything. He basically broke my confidence to a point where I tried changing the way I was for him to not pick on me. I became super depressed and I was close to taking my own life several times. People around me started noticing that he was bullying me, and when they asked me about it, I just told them it was nothing and that I was just being sensitive if I felt offended about what he told me. I remember one morning where he was picking at me, and I told him I was feeling like shit and that my mental health was doing really bad, and I actually apologized for it. I told him I was sorry for being quiet, when my mind was just spinning around the thought of not wanting to live. He told me that it wasn’t strange, that I was just being boring as usual. At that point, I understood that he didn’t give a shit about me, and I started avoiding him. Nowadays, he’s still mad at me. According to him, I betrayed him by starting to avoid him. He’s a dick, to say the least.<< DUDE. I had a friend just like this in high school. She was a girl but was the exact same way. Always making rude jokes about my appearance in public, specifically my small breasts, and making fun of literally everything I did, and then would tell me I was being dramatic whenever I got mad at her for it. Like, I understand friends joking around with each other about things like that every and now and then, but this was literally ALL. THE. TIME. She’d tell me to stop being so sensitive and take a joke. She also would tell me I had no right to feel depressed or sad because I had a good life instead of understanding and comforting me like a decent fucking person, and recognizing that mental health issues affect everyone. So when I finally stopped hanging out with her, she got pissed and removed me as a friend from Facebook. Good riddance. 

41. What’s the biggest sacrifice you’ve ever made? Probably choosing to be in a long distance relationship for 6 months, but it turned out to be worth it 

42. Have you ever campaigned for a political candidate, or otherwise played an active roll in an election? I mean, I voted in the last two elections. 

43. What’s the coolest hand-me-down you’ve ever gotten? What about the best one you’ve ever given? I’m not sure

44. Do your parents and grandparents get along with each other? Yes