#my condolences anon

[triptychofvoids]

Currently mixing Bonk! and Scrumpy. Will update you with results.

a story in two parts....

[shayberri789]

one time when i was 13 i said "agencia de viagra" in spanish class instead of "viajes"

that is to say, i feel you

I WANT TO DIE

[closedspeciesteahouse]

To add on the rad3o thing and their species: motherfucker after they bought one of the species they now own, they hyped up their species with promised ARPG activities and got everyone's hopes up only to completely abandoned the species and let it rot. Don't get me started on how they treat smaller artists who were former mods. They don't respect anyone who isn't popular or kissing their ass.

As a former member of their species I am so fucking disappointed and saddened to see a group I've been in for years just die and rot.

I see people fawning over rad3o and their art in celestial seas and I'm just, sitting over here disappointed knowing how they abandoned their species.

Don't join groups owned by rad3o. They're all dead and only serve as evidence of hollow promises never being fulfilled. As a former member waiting for months for them, I'm done and I'm venting my personal grievances here.

☕️

[transsexualhollyleaf]

Cinderheart?

the original bisexual disaster

(design requests are still open)

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

@nasuversekinkmeme Prompt for magical girl Berserker Lancelot

[ickadori]

Back bc im not okay <///3

Naoya so uptight and clan this and family that- he has no time for sex!!! Him getting a taste of pussy for the first time after you seduce him and you're thinking he's gonna be uptight and vanilla but he gives it to you nasty, spitting on your tits, slapping your pussy, making you suck his balls after he nut in you uhhhhhhh he definitely gets addicted and ur pussy is his now :3 i just know the dirty talk would be immaculate and its literally just him being his asshole self

-chosos loyal and unquestionable everloving bbg anon 🙈 (can u see the brainworms ur last drabble gave meeee)

fully stand behind the fact that naoya is a gross individual in the bedroom.

the man was always busy with something, whether it was killing curses, dealing with necessary clan bullshit, or being his usual cheery self to everyone around him, but that didn’t mean he didn’t think about getting his dick wet.

it occupied his mind more than he cared to admit - the thought of sinking into something warm, wet, tight, soft, fuck. watching porn was a frequent occurrence, usually in the dead of the night after he finally dragged himself back to the estate after a tiring day.

he’d search for a video that got his skin hot and his tip leaky, too tired to get mad at the fact that the actress starring in it looked damn near identical to you, and shuck his pants down before wrapping a calloused hand around his hardening cock.

porn is always graphic, fucking obviously, but the porn he tends to watch is always a bit more…vulgar. it borders on being too much - too much spit, too much cum, too much squirt, too much noise. it’s messy, how wet those sluts cunts get while a cock is fucking into them (would you get that wet? pussy sticky and drippy just at the sight of him). it’s loud, the way their holes squelch when they’re getting fucked, and that tacky sound that rings out (would you be loud like that? pussy practically singing his praises while he’s making a mess in it).

he’s coming before he knows it, teeth gritted and muscles tensed to bite back a hiss of your name.

after that it’s just a matter of time and proximity. you’re always around - talking, laughing, smiling, existing, and he’s just a man, after all. he has his dick buried in you before he knows it, and he was hooked the moment he pulled your panties off and caught sight of what you were hiding between your thighs.

and he was a virgin, too, but you would have never known it, not with the way he hadn’t seemed the least bit hesitant when he grabbed a fistful of your hair and pushed your head down between his legs and smirked as he told you to ‘suck’. or the way he had pushed your breasts together, slotted his cock between the fleshy mounds, and lubricated you with spit and cum. or the way he had pulled his hand back and slapped at your pussy when you had squeezed him just right and nearly made him cum too early.

naoya is very much nasty. i think that doubles when his partner is shy or just not that experienced bc he likes to overwhelm them with the vulgarity of it all. he thinks it’s funny when he spits in their mouth and they flinch and frown before their eyes gloss over when they realize they like it. or the amazed, slightly horrified look they get when he shakes his cock in their face, a mix of his cum and theirs frothing on the base, and demands that they lick him clean. or the squeals and sobs they let out when he’s sucking his cum out of their hole and making them have a taste.

[johnslittlespoon]

i miss curtbucky </3 could we get a lil drabble of them kissing or smth? xx

John’s eyes are barely open, weighted and sleepy with whiskey–heat. A lazy smile plays at his lips as he stares down, watching as Curt unties his boots for him, swaying idly with nothing to lean against. Curt’s not convinced he could figure out how to get into bed right now, let alone get himself undressed; it had been hard enough steering him in a straight line from the pub back to the barracks.

“Curt,” his voice comes out thick, low, and Curt hums his acknowledgement as he helps John step out of his boots, setting them to the side.

“Curt,” John repeats as he stands, and now Curt thinks he’s just saying it for the sake of saying it, but he indulges him anyway with another questioning noise as he reaches for the top button of John’s shirt.

“Y’r my man,” he gets out, and Curt’s fingers still for a beat before continuing their diligent path south, unhooking buttons from cloth.

“I am,” Curt agrees, pressing his lips together against a smile. He likes when John gets stream–of–consciousness drunk, likes it a lot more than when John’s at his side egging him on while fists are being thrown.

“Pretty man,” John talks like he’s wading through deep water, words slurred out slow like molasses. Curt helps him shrug out of his button–up, draping it over the edge of his bed for now, smiling to himself.

He looks up at John when he returns to stand in front of him, taking in his soft gaze, the relaxed set of his mouth, the way he subconsciously leans into Curt’s space with each unsteady sway. John makes no effort to hide the way his eyes keep slipping down to Curt's lips, never all that good at being discreet, his silence as good as the request Curt knows he’s holding back.

Curt rolls his eyes even as his smile grows. “Come on down, then,” he murmurs, reaching up grab a fistful of John’s undershirt and tugging him down so he doesn’t have to reach as far when he pulls him into a kiss.

Tobacco and whiskey and something so distinctly John melt on Curt’s tongue the same way John melts into the kiss, lips parting without a second thought, a content sigh slipping through them same as always, like he hasn’t breathed all day and Curt’s feeding him oxygen secondhand. The tags on John’s necklace swing between their bodies, clinking quietly, and Curt wraps his hand around the cord instead to keep him down as he presses closer, kissing him sweet and deep until John’s hands are coming up to squeeze his hips.

John kisses back like he’s trying to nuzzle into the motion, trying to fuse himself with Curt, nose pressing against Curt’s cheek with the force of his enthusiasm. Curt has to pull back to breathe out a laugh against his lips, bringing a hand up to the nape of John’s neck to wind his fingers into the dark curls there, tugging gently to watch John’s lashes flutter.

“My man,” Curt throws back his earlier sentiment, and the corners of John’s eyes crease when he smiles, dipping his head to nudge the tip of his nose against Curt’s.

“Yours,” John murmurs. And so it goes.

[st-just]

hi I started One Piece as a teenager and succumbed to Oda's Trick and now i find his women designs attractive, but i have to clarify that its not JUST the ridiculous hourglass shape that i am into but also the insanely long arms and legs and huge hands and feet. just so we're clear

[manforsale]

you are spreading so much false information. numbering systems are standard practice at mcr shows since back in the day and throughout frank and gerard’s solo tours. i’ve also never heard of fucking diapers being used at barricade so why don’t you think for half a second before wishing death on people you’ve never met

Okay cool numbering systems are a thing—now what? That doesn’t excuse their behavior or how they operate under the numbering system. Fan made numbering systems only work when everyone is in agreement. they also have limitations!

Here are some fan accounts of their numbering system and there are LOTS more but tumblr limits posts to only 10 images. I found them here, here, here, and here, as well as on Twitter and the notes of this post and this post

+shitty behavior and ableism

the bozo is cylia

As for the adult diapers, I didn’t say it with authority. I just said I saw someone say it. Whether it’s true or not is up for the individual to decide. It is common for people to wear adult diapers so they don’t have leave the queue they’re in. Just look up “adult diapers new year’s”. Either way I think that’s the least important part of this. Idrc if they do or not; I don’t have thousands of dollars to follow them around and find out if they smell. Like. Be serious. They’re being awful to other fans and this is what you choose to focus on…okay lol

Again, since I’m pretty sure you read my other post, you’re being deliberately oblivious and dense. And I actually thought for a full second before I drafted this response and what do you know? I STILL hope the Japanese fans crush them and if you want to be such a warrior for this group you can go ahead and die with them too <3

[tonycries]

Ok I personally hc that sakuna was one of those guys that didn't super believe period cramps could be that bad (maybe not as bad as the guys that would make fun of girls for suffering when on their periods, but still would downplah it like hell) until you force him to use a period cramps simulator. He could cope with a decent amount, but when you set it to how bad yours are and he can't cope he immediately gives you the biggest princess treatment whenever you're on your period (I am currently on my period and have been using this concept to Cope)

HELPPP THAT'S FUNNY he'd totally be one of those "okay but does it hurt like getting kicked in the balls tho 🙄🙄" guys.

Then you put him on one of those simulators, then in the first stage he's like "see? I told you it wasn't that ba-" 😨😨😨 Man can't even finish the sentence, you just turned up the setting ONE notch and he's on his knees.

Probably gives you cuddles with his bigass arms n' babies you until your period is over.

[mistressemmedi]

I don’t think I’m strong enough to be a Ferrari fan man. This is just my first season

I don't think anyone chooses to be a Ferrari fan. It just happens and then you suffer

[thegoodthegrandandtheugly]

[taegularities]

hahaha i really want to ask this c and f jk and oc has hana or your other kids almost caught you yanno? 😂

(Pls i did when i was a kid obvs idk what it was but when im old enough im like what the heck did i saw) 😖😂 and i heard from friends they did too hahaha

OC: "Well, the others are too young. To even stand as well as to find it odd. Hana, however..."

Jungkook, puffing out a breath: "Yes, it happened once because she couldn't sleep. I put on my dressing gown and put her back to sleep."

Jungkook: "The next morning she started patting my wrist with so much empathy in her eyes that I wondered if I'd done something wrong. In truth, she proceeded to ask us in front of all the staff, 'Daddy, why were you and Mama fighting on the bed in the night?'"

[alluralater]

god i am so sorry for the spam of likes you’re getting right now but i am ovulating and missing my partner so bad holy shit??? gonna have to make do with imagining they’re fucking me, at least until i can see them again <333 thank god for your writing

this is funny because i’ll often have like ten or more people spam liking late at night so worry not, you are sure to blend in ;) i hope you and your partner see each other soon <3

[animentality]

While Gortash ain't my guy, I am absolutely basking in your insanity gracing my feed. Congrats on your patch win!

I would apologize, if I was sorry!!!

[rafayel-fishie-moving]

Raffffff, I’m gonna eat my paintbrushes and my art tablet out of rage. We’re being taught FOUNDATION/INTRODUCTORY things at the end of the program.

At. The. END. They’re teaching the elements, principles, and basic concepts at the end of this program and I’m losing my marbles. Can you turn me into a sea cucumber?

[You wanted college tales…I serve college tales. Welcome to my purgatory]

~ Your favourite anon that’s like a feral yet endearing cryptid scuttling under the floorboards 🥀

No, I’m not turning you into a sea cucumber even if I was able to do that.

Do I need to take your paint brushes and art tablet for a bit?

This program seems to be doing things backwards, if it’s at the end, then what are you doing in the beginning and middle.

I share the sentiments, my art teacher wasn’t great either.