#my condolences anon

[triptychofvoids]

Currently mixing Bonk! and Scrumpy. Will update you with results.

a story in two parts....

[shayberri789]

one time when i was 13 i said "agencia de viagra" in spanish class instead of "viajes"

that is to say, i feel you

I WANT TO DIE

[closedspeciesteahouse]

To add on the rad3o thing and their species: motherfucker after they bought one of the species they now own, they hyped up their species with promised ARPG activities and got everyone's hopes up only to completely abandoned the species and let it rot. Don't get me started on how they treat smaller artists who were former mods. They don't respect anyone who isn't popular or kissing their ass.

As a former member of their species I am so fucking disappointed and saddened to see a group I've been in for years just die and rot.

I see people fawning over rad3o and their art in celestial seas and I'm just, sitting over here disappointed knowing how they abandoned their species.

Don't join groups owned by rad3o. They're all dead and only serve as evidence of hollow promises never being fulfilled. As a former member waiting for months for them, I'm done and I'm venting my personal grievances here.

☕️

[tonycries]

tony i need to piss so badly rn but my dad sharted and ABSOLUTELY destroyed the bathroom so im camping out here rn and i thought u needed to know that💜💜💜❤️❤️❤️❤️

[transsexualhollyleaf]

Cinderheart?

the original bisexual disaster

(design requests are still open)

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

@nasuversekinkmeme Prompt for magical girl Berserker Lancelot

[johnslittlespoon]

i miss curtbucky </3 could we get a lil drabble of them kissing or smth? xx

John’s eyes are barely open, weighted and sleepy with whiskey–heat. A lazy smile plays at his lips as he stares down, watching as Curt unties his boots for him, swaying idly with nothing to lean against. Curt’s not convinced he could figure out how to get into bed right now, let alone get himself undressed; it had been hard enough steering him in a straight line from the pub back to the barracks.

“Curt,” his voice comes out thick, low, and Curt hums his acknowledgement as he helps John step out of his boots, setting them to the side.

“Curt,” John repeats as he stands, and now Curt thinks he’s just saying it for the sake of saying it, but he indulges him anyway with another questioning noise as he reaches for the top button of John’s shirt.

“Y’r my man,” he gets out, and Curt’s fingers still for a beat before continuing their diligent path south, unhooking buttons from cloth.

“I am,” Curt agrees, pressing his lips together against a smile. He likes when John gets stream–of–consciousness drunk, likes it a lot more than when John’s at his side egging him on while fists are being thrown.

“Pretty man,” John talks like he’s wading through deep water, words slurred out slow like molasses. Curt helps him shrug out of his button–up, draping it over the edge of his bed for now, smiling to himself.

He looks up at John when he returns to stand in front of him, taking in his soft gaze, the relaxed set of his mouth, the way he subconsciously leans into Curt’s space with each unsteady sway. John makes no effort to hide the way his eyes keep slipping down to Curt's lips, never all that good at being discreet, his silence as good as the request Curt knows he’s holding back.

Curt rolls his eyes even as his smile grows. “Come on down, then,” he murmurs, reaching up grab a fistful of John’s undershirt and tugging him down so he doesn’t have to reach as far when he pulls him into a kiss.

Tobacco and whiskey and something so distinctly John melt on Curt’s tongue the same way John melts into the kiss, lips parting without a second thought, a content sigh slipping through them same as always, like he hasn’t breathed all day and Curt’s feeding him oxygen secondhand. The tags on John’s necklace swing between their bodies, clinking quietly, and Curt wraps his hand around the cord instead to keep him down as he presses closer, kissing him sweet and deep until John’s hands are coming up to squeeze his hips.

John kisses back like he’s trying to nuzzle into the motion, trying to fuse himself with Curt, nose pressing against Curt’s cheek with the force of his enthusiasm. Curt has to pull back to breathe out a laugh against his lips, bringing a hand up to the nape of John’s neck to wind his fingers into the dark curls there, tugging gently to watch John’s lashes flutter.

“My man,” Curt throws back his earlier sentiment, and the corners of John’s eyes crease when he smiles, dipping his head to nudge the tip of his nose against Curt’s.

“Yours,” John murmurs. And so it goes.

[dailyicarus]

icarus but he's that absolutely MASSIVE daddy long legs that crawled onto my bed last night and made me fall off and nearly hit my head

DAY 137

do u have games on ur phone

[thegoodthegrandandtheugly]

[st-just]

hi I started One Piece as a teenager and succumbed to Oda's Trick and now i find his women designs attractive, but i have to clarify that its not JUST the ridiculous hourglass shape that i am into but also the insanely long arms and legs and huge hands and feet. just so we're clear

[manforsale]

you are spreading so much false information. numbering systems are standard practice at mcr shows since back in the day and throughout frank and gerard’s solo tours. i’ve also never heard of fucking diapers being used at barricade so why don’t you think for half a second before wishing death on people you’ve never met

Okay cool numbering systems are a thing—now what? That doesn’t excuse their behavior or how they operate under the numbering system. Fan made numbering systems only work when everyone is in agreement. they also have limitations!

Here are some fan accounts of their numbering system and there are LOTS more but tumblr limits posts to only 10 images. I found them here, here, here, and here, as well as on Twitter and the notes of this post and this post

+shitty behavior and ableism

the bozo is cylia

As for the adult diapers, I didn’t say it with authority. I just said I saw someone say it. Whether it’s true or not is up for the individual to decide. It is common for people to wear adult diapers so they don’t have leave the queue they’re in. Just look up “adult diapers new year’s”. Either way I think that’s the least important part of this. Idrc if they do or not; I don’t have thousands of dollars to follow them around and find out if they smell. Like. Be serious. They’re being awful to other fans and this is what you choose to focus on…okay lol

Again, since I’m pretty sure you read my other post, you’re being deliberately oblivious and dense. And I actually thought for a full second before I drafted this response and what do you know? I STILL hope the Japanese fans crush them and if you want to be such a warrior for this group you can go ahead and die with them too <3

[mistressemmedi]

I don’t think I’m strong enough to be a Ferrari fan man. This is just my first season

I don't think anyone chooses to be a Ferrari fan. It just happens and then you suffer

[absolutepokemontrash]

You're my favorite Canadian American government comedian, so I hope you know that America's Secretary of Defense is a fox news host and the co-leader of the Department of Government Efficiency is Elon Musk

Ex fucking scuse me

America is a reality TV show and you all are the unwilling little contestants because what do you MEAN America’s secretary of defence is a FOX NEWS HOST???

Fact checking fact checking fact checking fact che-

…oh my god

Also why is Elon the secretary of efficiency? He couldn’t even run his lil Trump interview on Twitter without it lagging and dying, this man is quite literally the opposite of efficient, he is deficient in every vitamin including common sense.

[tonycries]

Ok I personally hc that sakuna was one of those guys that didn't super believe period cramps could be that bad (maybe not as bad as the guys that would make fun of girls for suffering when on their periods, but still would downplah it like hell) until you force him to use a period cramps simulator. He could cope with a decent amount, but when you set it to how bad yours are and he can't cope he immediately gives you the biggest princess treatment whenever you're on your period (I am currently on my period and have been using this concept to Cope)

HELPPP THAT'S FUNNY he'd totally be one of those "okay but does it hurt like getting kicked in the balls tho 🙄🙄" guys.

Then you put him on one of those simulators, then in the first stage he's like "see? I told you it wasn't that ba-" 😨😨😨 Man can't even finish the sentence, you just turned up the setting ONE notch and he's on his knees.

Probably gives you cuddles with his bigass arms n' babies you until your period is over.

[thebomb-thebird-andtheburntbitch]

I felt inspired after reading your isekai and bring you this prompt/drabble?

Ft. the troupes of: [I had a good reason for abandoning you] [Childhood sweethearts] [Unnecessarily Cruel Rejection]

You are an inazuman Dastur of Sumeru’s Akademiya who just completed your fourth thesis defense and has been studying since you were a child in order to discover the cure of a particular illness, you aren’t even sure why you started obsessing over it but you were determined and after 15 years you finally could find a complete cure.  After publishing your results and starting to mass produce it you catched the attention of the fatui. Due to the insane level of usefulness of the medicine you made and the level of money it could bring them, you were kidnapped to Snezhnaya and the tsaritsa herself offered you to become her last harbinger due to your intelligence and determination.

You are a mousey, noncombatant, visionless nerd and you cannot think of a sufficient excuse until you remember the tsaritsa is the goddess of love, so you proclaim you could never stay in Snezhnaya because your beloved has been waiting 15 years for you in Inazuma.

The tsaritsa, a busybody goddess of love who also had a soft spot of Signora: so you won’t become my harbinger because there is a boy in Inazuma waiting for you?

You: We promised to marry when we were children. (which is actually true, but you are sure he forgot and is probably already married since ages ago.)

The tsaritsa: Alright then, as goddess of love I would never stay in the way of two lovers, then when is the wedding? I’ll be sure to attend and get you both the most wonderful gift!

You: Wedding? … Next… year… I think…

The tsaritsa, holding your finger without hesitation: Yes! Oh I know! Let’s make a pinkie promise! You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, I throw you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again! We will meet again next year in your wedding day to your darling in Inazuma!

Your life is over. You might as well just go to Inazuma to meet your childhood sweetheart about the promise you both made 15 years ago. At least his Shuumatsuban will only slice you in half and it will be less painful than being frozen for lying to the tsaritsa.

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Ayato: Thank you for coming to see Ayaka, traveler. [illness] killed both our parents and if it were to take her too… the cure was discovered very recently… to think that if she got ill just a bit earlier she wouldn’t be here…

Thoma: She is recovering splendidly. I thank every archon for it.

Ayato, leaving: Thoma, please see our friends have rooms and dinner here for the night, both are welcome to stay, I must get back to work…

Thoma: Of course.

Traveler: Uhm… Now that he is gone… There’s also word about [YN] in the streets… I know she sounds insane… but don’t you think the way Ayato rejected her was a bit too much? I don’t think I would be able to show my face in this country after that kind of humiliation…

Paimon: That name…

Thoma: Miss [YN]… Can you believe her nerve? Now? Of all times? 15 years later? To come after so many years for a kid’s promise?

Paimon: Oh! Oh… OH! Paimon knows this one!

Thoma: Please don’t mention her in front of him. My lord was very upset; I had never seen him like that…  even more after what happened to lady Ayaka…

Paimon: Paimon remembers this now!!! Tighnari told us! She is infamous in the Amurta Darshan because she has been working like a madwoman for years on the cure to [illness]. It runs in the family of her lover. It killed his parents and it will most likely kill him in the future. [YN] reached out to the akademiya in order to save him… huh…? Why are you both looking at Paimon like that? Does paimon have something in her face?

Gang, Anon really wrote a dialog heavy piece like it was nothing. Inspired by ME? In MY inbox? I’m actually so flattered frfr 🥹😭

[taegularities]

hahaha i really want to ask this c and f jk and oc has hana or your other kids almost caught you yanno? 😂

(Pls i did when i was a kid obvs idk what it was but when im old enough im like what the heck did i saw) 😖😂 and i heard from friends they did too hahaha

OC: "Well, the others are too young. To even stand as well as to find it odd. Hana, however..."

Jungkook, puffing out a breath: "Yes, it happened once because she couldn't sleep. I put on my dressing gown and put her back to sleep."

Jungkook: "The next morning she started patting my wrist with so much empathy in her eyes that I wondered if I'd done something wrong. In truth, she proceeded to ask us in front of all the staff, 'Daddy, why were you and Mama fighting on the bed in the night?'"