#this is crazyyy

[mikaikaika]

Pangi : Yeah we had a competition for a mace [on lifesteal smp] . And I lost to clown. I came second and he came first.

Pili : Yeah let's hope that we don't have a repeat of that here....

Pangi : wdym? I'm gonna win a mace here. Easily.

Pili : That's not what I mean....

[multifandom--mess]

Madancy reunite once again in Boston !!!

okay what's going on fr bc madancy at ANOTHER con together in 2024 what are they planning???

[cherrytastiq]

steve purcell is actually goated?

[iguessricciardo]

i need everyone to take a moment and appreciate daniel’s hips

[thebomb-thebird-andtheburntbitch]

I felt inspired after reading your isekai and bring you this prompt/drabble?

Ft. the troupes of: [I had a good reason for abandoning you] [Childhood sweethearts] [Unnecessarily Cruel Rejection]

You are an inazuman Dastur of Sumeru’s Akademiya who just completed your fourth thesis defense and has been studying since you were a child in order to discover the cure of a particular illness, you aren’t even sure why you started obsessing over it but you were determined and after 15 years you finally could find a complete cure.  After publishing your results and starting to mass produce it you catched the attention of the fatui. Due to the insane level of usefulness of the medicine you made and the level of money it could bring them, you were kidnapped to Snezhnaya and the tsaritsa herself offered you to become her last harbinger due to your intelligence and determination.

You are a mousey, noncombatant, visionless nerd and you cannot think of a sufficient excuse until you remember the tsaritsa is the goddess of love, so you proclaim you could never stay in Snezhnaya because your beloved has been waiting 15 years for you in Inazuma.

The tsaritsa, a busybody goddess of love who also had a soft spot of Signora: so you won’t become my harbinger because there is a boy in Inazuma waiting for you?

You: We promised to marry when we were children. (which is actually true, but you are sure he forgot and is probably already married since ages ago.)

The tsaritsa: Alright then, as goddess of love I would never stay in the way of two lovers, then when is the wedding? I’ll be sure to attend and get you both the most wonderful gift!

You: Wedding? … Next… year… I think…

The tsaritsa, holding your finger without hesitation: Yes! Oh I know! Let’s make a pinkie promise! You make a pinkie promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinkie promise, I throw you on the ice. The cold will kill the pinkie that once betrayed your friend, the frost will freeze your tongue off so you never lie again! We will meet again next year in your wedding day to your darling in Inazuma!

Your life is over. You might as well just go to Inazuma to meet your childhood sweetheart about the promise you both made 15 years ago. At least his Shuumatsuban will only slice you in half and it will be less painful than being frozen for lying to the tsaritsa.

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Ayato: Thank you for coming to see Ayaka, traveler. [illness] killed both our parents and if it were to take her too… the cure was discovered very recently… to think that if she got ill just a bit earlier she wouldn’t be here…

Thoma: She is recovering splendidly. I thank every archon for it.

Ayato, leaving: Thoma, please see our friends have rooms and dinner here for the night, both are welcome to stay, I must get back to work…

Thoma: Of course.

Traveler: Uhm… Now that he is gone… There’s also word about [YN] in the streets… I know she sounds insane… but don’t you think the way Ayato rejected her was a bit too much? I don’t think I would be able to show my face in this country after that kind of humiliation…

Paimon: That name…

Thoma: Miss [YN]… Can you believe her nerve? Now? Of all times? 15 years later? To come after so many years for a kid’s promise?

Paimon: Oh! Oh… OH! Paimon knows this one!

Thoma: Please don’t mention her in front of him. My lord was very upset; I had never seen him like that…  even more after what happened to lady Ayaka…

Paimon: Paimon remembers this now!!! Tighnari told us! She is infamous in the Amurta Darshan because she has been working like a madwoman for years on the cure to [illness]. It runs in the family of her lover. It killed his parents and it will most likely kill him in the future. [YN] reached out to the akademiya in order to save him… huh…? Why are you both looking at Paimon like that? Does paimon have something in her face?

Gang, Anon really wrote a dialog heavy piece like it was nothing. Inspired by ME? In MY inbox? I’m actually so flattered frfr 🥹😭

[oldbookshop]

omg in 1 week from today I will have had top surgery, past tense

[flythesail]

They're going to double security now

[killerwithknife]

dude no fucking way I just saw someone start off a post by saying “I wouldn’t say I’m transphobic but I have no respect for trans women”

[sars-wulf]

Holy shit I’m at 60 pages on the Burn doc with 19,831 words… ALMOST 20k?!

I just checked it today cause the doc is getting long and my god.

[icyfox17]

lost in the insignificance of mine

Before Barry can say anything though, Bruce changes the subject. "What's the tea for?" "What?" Barry asks, not quite following his train of thought, before looking down at the mug. Oh, right. "Drinking?" Bruce's lips flatten. "You know what I mean." Barry does. Barry knows what Bruce is actually asking him but— He doesn't want Bruce to think he can't handle this job. If Bruce finds out just how shaken he gets after a fight, he might stop trusting Barry out on the job, and Barry can't have that. This job is the first time he's... belonged somewhere. And sure, he's still definitely an outsider in the group but. At least he's a part of it.

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[realmariesplatoon]

HOLY SHIT IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING WE’RE SO FUCKING BACKKKK

[stringcage]

Friction??? I actually know that magazine wtf

[saturnisfallingdown]

who wants to sing this w me at the dr horrible sing along at dashcon

[lostreverb]

….

- Jeff Pfister

Is that really your opening pickup line?

[lilworms]

ovulating….

[bisexuallsokka]

what do you think of "Almost Lover" by A Fine Frenzy as divorced zukka

I cannot go to the ocean I cannot drive the streets at night I cannot wake up in the morning Without you on my mind So you're gone and I'm haunted And I'll bet you are just fine Did I make it that easy To walk right in and out of my life?

hmmmm i dont think i will ever recover from this one