#my cat crunchwrap supreme

[artbyxeduo]

[1ore]

fellas. due to a series of events there are now 3 nougatitos and their mother nougata under my mom's bed.

what's the funniest naming scheme you can think of for a tortoiseshell cat and her 3 cream-colored nougatlets

[validwarriorcatsnames]

Hi! I found a kitten of about apprentice age at my school and took him home! What do you think he should be named? He had a crusty eye when we found him, and was so so dirty.

(His IRL name is Crunchwrap Supreme, otherwise known as Crunch or Crunchy baby.)

Crunchwrap is a valid warrior cat name!

[clavissionary-position]

Ikeprinces Ranked By How Badly They Crave Taco Bell

SARIEL . Taco Bell is the only thing keeping his mind from shattering. The only reason you've never seen the wrappers is because an employee from Taco Bell runs 40 miles to the palace every day to hand-feed Sariel while he does his work

KEITH . And now you know why he's so tall, because every Taco Bell taco produces 0.0005 cm of height in his bones, and those tacos have been adding up since he was fed them in liquid form out of the baby bottle. Jade's fuckin weird, don't ask

LICHT . Keith got him hooked. He's a burrito-supreme man. Swears by it. Prays by it. Dreams of being able to follow a copy-cat recipe at home one day without setting too big of a fire

NOKTO . Licht got him hooked. It's his post-coital meal of choice. He leaves the wrappers on the pillows of his lovers like a honeymoon rose

SILVIO . Nokto got him hooked. But he still retains a sense of self when presented with the golden richness of a chicken quesadillas. He compartmentalizes his drool like he compartmentalizes his emotions, which is to say: poorly. Wants to buy Nokto's shares of Taco Bell but Nokto isn't yielding

LEON . Take the shell, leave the meat. Is it the best meat he's ever had? Not by a longshot, but MSG is heccin hypnotizing. Is ground meat for losers? Absolutely not. Protein is protein, baby. Now go watch Leon flex at the sun while Jin coaches him

JIN . Craves it only if one of his brothers is eating Taco Bell in front of him, but otherwise he much prefers the sweets and desserts available at the palace. Though once in a blue moon, he has been known to go feral for some Nacho Fries.

CLAVIS . Has an intellectual interest in the workings of Taco Bell and its menu. Many a night has he sat in the dark of the kitchen, smiling-ly glaring down a lone soft-shell chicken taco. What makes it tick? What gives it the right to be the temptress that it is? How can he, the savant, engineer an even more supreme Crunchwrap Supreme?

GILBERT . Isn't craving Taco Bell specifically, but if you're not gonna finish that, he most certainly will. Have you ever seen a man mouth-vacuum little beads of taco beef straight from the shell into his mouth? There was no any vacuum sfx involved however; you imagined that part 100%....90%...........75% you imagined that

YVES . Not a fan of Taco Bell after briefly working there in the summer of 1258

LUKE . Always falls asleep waiting at the drive-thru so he has yet to know what it is that he is missing

CHEVALIER . Taco what?

RIO . Is the Taco Bell employee that runs 40 miles every day to hand-feed Sariel his Nachos BellGrande® Combo

a/n: Did someone make fanart of Ikeprinces and tacos or was that one of my cursed dreams? Pls link me if you know what I'm talking about

[gloombog]

left my backpack on linda mar beach at like 10pm tummy full of taco bell cantina vodka baja blast and crunchwrap supreme and we got halfway home before i realized i was missing it but by some miracle it was still there when we went back for it. i didn't see it nestled in the rocks at first and i nearly started wandering into the ocean looking for it thinking it got swept out there somehow. everything is glowing under the beaver supermoon. orion is twinkling at me. my cat caught a mouse and ran straight to my room with it and i swear she brought it under my bed but i looked under there with a flashlight and shoved a broom around to try to scare it out but i couldn't see it and i can't find it anywhere so i'm just hoping it escaped somehow. i really hope it doesn't eat my pretzels. i also really hope she didn't kill it because if it starts rotting in some corner and the ants come marching one by one i'm gonna lose it for real. i already have a drawer with a busted battery leaking crystally acid all over the place that i still need to clean up. hi guys hope you're having a wonderful night <3

[tralalazarus]

this is our new cat crunchwrap supreme! he is cuddly, loves catnip, and kept me and my wife up all night knocking stuff off our altar

[junewild]

naming my next cat "crunchwrap supreme" and calling him "cws" for short, pronounced the welsh way. "coos." do you see my vision

[littlehungrywarriorcats]

Hi! Do you answer dumbass questions about what phenotype cats might be? I've been looking at this cat I found in my school parking lot, but I'm a little colorblind (and a little stupid, not gonna lie,) so I'm not quite sure what he is ^^'

(His name is Crunchwrap Supreme!!)

Oh I don't mind at all!!

no worries on colorblindness lol, deuteranopia runs in the family & my brother thought our calico was GREEN for almost 17 years. send in a pic, preferably multiple, show me the nose/paw pad color if possible, try to get good lighting

[kirnet]

trying to write something semi serious about characters named bajablast and crunchwrap supreme. horrifically out of character bc i dont know these people yet. <1k words

“I don’t like animals.”

She already hated the damn thing, spent the whole journey back holding it an arm’s length away by the scruff as it spat and clawed at her. Never mind that it was newly orphaned and almost ripped apart by jackals, Hifusa had saved its hide and she expected a little gratitude.

Skribyld watched helplessly as the kitten shrank deeper into the corner, puffed up like a dandelion. “The Yellowjackets are not fit to care for a full grown coeurl,” he sighed, already imagining a new recruit trying to ride it around the barracks only to be shredded to ribbons. “My friend-“

“I don’t want it.”

“- I leave this baby coeurl in your capable hands.” Skribyld skirted around the thing until Hifusa was the closest person to it. “You are the adventurer here. You may go anywhere you wish, and I know that you have a fierceness to match this creature.”

Hifusa shifted for the first time, the wood of her heavy spear digging between her shoulder blades. Everyone was always pawning off their issues onto her, like it was her job description or something. At least the coin purse tied to her belt felt comfortably heavier. She stepped forward, noticed how Skribyld’s shoulders tensed a fraction, and crouched in front of the kitten. Blood still matted its spotted fur. Spittle flecked her hand as she reached out and picked it up by the scruff again, her bored expression never changing as it fought to tear out a piece of her arm. Hifusa shrugged, the kitten bobbing with the gesture. “I’ll keep it for when food is scarce.”

Skribyld paled. “I- very well. Best of luck. Now, I have other matters to attend to.” He cleared his throat, saluted, turned stiffly on his heel and marched away, no doubt to stand in some other hidden corner until she had left.

-

“What’s the story with the coeurl?”

Hifusa expertly ignored him as she tended to the fire, the hours before of one-sided silence the perfect practice for this moment. Thancred blew out an exaggerated sigh, no amount of malice in his voice as he flattened his bedroll. “Fascinating.”

They were camped on some desert bluff, the glow of Camp Drybone’s aetherite crystal visible over the horizon. They were here to ambush someone, or be ambushed, Hifusa hadn’t listened to the explanation. She was here now, it was something to do, and she got paid, so if Thancred understood the operation she had no reason to start tuning in now. Besides, someone needed to think about supper. She skewered pieces of myotragus steaks onto thin sticks, tossing the kitten a hunk of raw meat before putting the kebab into the coals. The kitten leapt and snatched it up midair, landing back in the sand in a flurry of claws.

“Figures you’d have a cat. You just seem like a cat person,” Thancred continued when his first remark was answered with stony silence. “Quiet, more introspective. Though, if I must be honest, Hifusa, you hardly strike me as the type for company at all. Why do you take it with you?”

“Because it doesn’t ask me inane questions,” she grumbled, washing her hands in a bowl of water from a stagnant lake nearby.

“Ah! So you can speak!” Thancred’s laugh was like birdsong as Hifusa bristled. The expression he wore was entirely too smug. “I mean no offense. I respect the little guy. You know it tried to join your fight with Ifrit? Took a Flame to hold it back.” Added under his breath, “Almost at the cost of his arms.”

If Hifusa was capable of smiling, she might have. Instead she tossed the kitten an onion to bat around as she worked on prepping the vegetables. Already the beast had started to grow, its limbs lengthening and whisker appendages sprouting from its muzzle. In a few months it would surely be too large to ride on her shoulder anymore, not that she ever allowed it to. If Thancred felt Hifusa’s silent pride, she felt his shame wafting into the air with the smoke. The unsaid “The runt was more useful than me.” Hifusa didn’t care to console him. Half-circles of onion spattered in a small pan.

The blissful silence did not last for long. “What’s his name?” Thancred slowly reached a finger out towards the kitten, only to snatch it back when it tried to take everything before the knuckle.

“Doesn’t have one.”

“I don’t believe you.”

Hifusa had nothing to say to that, so she didn’t. The kitten, now bored of the paper shreds it had made from the onion, curled up beside her, its back soaking up the heat from the fire.

The light danced in Thancred’s eyes as he watched. “Mistress Ba’jablast, I apologize for the accusation, but something tells me you’re really soft at heart.”

He laughed throatily when she speared a vegetable, severing it clean in half. “Message received. I shall be silent for the remainder of the night, unless I must tell you how good your cooking will taste.”

Unfortunately he did, many times, even though Hifusa purposely burned the kebabs. He offered first watch and Hifusa accepted, her lance kept mere inches away. She lay back against her bedroll, single eye pointed to the stars, as the kitten curled itself under her chin, rumbling so powerfully the earth might have split open beneath them. “Get comfortable already you little bastard.” And then so quietly that she almost couldn’t hear her own voice, her lips pressed into orange fur: “Night, Crunch.”

Thancred thanked the darkness for hiding his victorious smile.

[artbyxeduo]

There’s my good boy :)

[lunamothmilkshake]

My boyfriend has concocted a list of names for cats:

Cornbread

Poppy

Binka

Soup

Kamoto

Mugs! (the "!" is part of the name, you must always spell it with the "!")

Beef (Stroganoff The Third)

Omen

Cricket

Uche

Spoon

Ophelia

Jingle

Moss

Gnocchi

Tenebrous (The name of our current cat, stolen from a poem from this site)

Mothman

Azel

Eurydice (pronounced "ur-id-issy")

Arcaedius

Dr. Cucumber

Bitch Boy The Sixth

Planchet

Prof. Jiggly

Waffle House

potato salad (specifically lowercase)

The Void

Delilah(Deli or Cheeser)

Toy

Honey

Crow

Plush

Jester

Fran (Fran Bow)

Fish

Maraschino

Juno

Button

Pocket

Salem

Sourkraut

Peppercorn

Breakfast

Gatsby

Howl

Tea (Teapot)(Tealeaf)

Possum

Maisy

Falin

Crunchwrap Supreme

Boo

Paisley

Bagel Sandwich

Pussyfart

Tulip

Spinach

Butter

Catterson

Wemberly

Nurse Squiggly

Doctor Wiggly

Spinch

Dr. Scrimblo

Butternut

Calcifer

Hershy

Daffodil

Shish Kabob

Breadstick

Worm

Achilles

Scrunchle-Nut

Queen La Queefa

Judus

Sardonyx

Milkdud

Bitch-Nugget

Guenhwyvar(pronounced "when-avore")

Aspen

Marmalade

Trinket

Lupin

Rutabaga

Nowhere

Ouija

Blink

Fester

Bobbin

Casket

Mothra

Queso Cheese

[murphysiblings]

i love cat names like crunchwrap supreme but my favorite kind of cat names are when its just like a regular person name

[jtownnn]

I was tagged by @shivunin for get to know the blogger <3

no pressure tagging @stormikins / @impishbiscuit / @n7viper / but honestly if you see this and want to do it please do

Share your wallpaper: Not sharing it because it is a photo of my friends and I at Disney World, but it is very cute

Last song you listened to: What a Time to Be Alive - Fall Out Boy

Currently reading: The West Wind by Alexandra Bracken (I got an arc!)

Last movie: COCAINE BEAR and it was honestly very fun but much grosser than I was expecting

Last show: I fell asleep last night to Law and Order SVU, but I fall asleep to that every night so it maybe doesn't count? If not, Succession.

Craving: I would kill for a Crunchwrap Supreme rn

What are you wearing right now: pajamas :) a unicorn shirt and flowery shorts. they have pockets!!!

How tall are you: 5'4"

Piercings: one in each ear and a hoop in my nose

Tattoos: six!

Glasses? Contacts? glasses 4ever

Last drink: Riesling!

Last thing you ate: chicken fried rice

Favorite color: GLITTER. (but if that doesn't count, kelly green)

Current obsession: it's been Mass Effect for like two years now so I think that's just like. a state of being at this point.

Any pets: four criminal cats (three black, one orange)

Favorite fictional character: if you put a gun to my head and made me choose between Adolin Kholin and Katniss Everdeen I would tell you to shoot me

[tralalazarus]

slowly but surely, they get closer and closer to each other. crunchwrap supreme is ready to be buddies but kit kat is the one being hesitant. i love my kitties cats