#my brain doesn't work

[cavinginhisfvce]

Billy, having a nerf gun war with the kids, when he's backed into a corner by Max and El, both holding their guns up at him with sinister smirks.

"Any last words, blondie?"

With his hands held up in surrender, Billy sighs, "tell Steve I love him. And he better not remarry!"

Before the words are even fully out, the two girls are pelting him with nerf bullets, cackling at his dramatic display of falling over the couch, a hand clutching his chest.

[lovvecherrymotion]

this entire photoshoot is about being genuine and honest AND THEYRE TOGETHER IN THE PHOTOS. it doesn't matter whatever the fuck they have going on - it's important and genuine enough to be photographed. i am so going to kill myself oh my god

[classypaperpenguin]

I need some ideas on what to draw, can you put some ideas down in the replies (I STG IF ONE OF THEM IS SEXUAL) the most liked comment or the one I like the most, I will do, whoever does come up with the best idea, is gonna get a follow from me and tagged in the drawing. Thank you guys sooo much for 6 followers!! >.<

[kadilnu]

I made this Yesterday at 3 am, don't judge me

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

haven't heard from insults boy in awhile i think this means i'm winning

[allegra-j-joann]

I'm so tired I forgot the word recipe, I called it a cooking pattern

Just gotta knit me up some ramen!

[novaursa]

Hello. Bloodline in your story. Who are the reader's brains?

I'll do you one better: why is Gamora?

[enigmadoodles]

I need to rewatch Kirby but unfortunately it takes me an hour to watch 20 minutes of anything

[missjoolee]

"On Repeat"-playlist tag game

I got tagged by @onlygenxhere to shuffle my "on repeat" playlist and list the ten songs that pop up:

Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World

This Is The Time (Ballast) by Nothing More

Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy

Name by The Goo Goo Dolls

Old School Hollywood by System Of A Down

Miss Murder by AFI

Katawaredoki by Radwimps

Faster Ride by Cartel

Misery by Memphis May Fire

In Between by Beartooth

tagging @preoccupied-educator, @freeshawarmas, @story-courty, @claire8216, @bex2313

[an-eala-bhan]

My brain flat out refuses to accept that Jonny Sims, Jonathan Sims, and Jonny D’Ville are all the same person

[flapjackoctolover]

I need a situation in which I can curse at someone so I can say, "I hope you brush your teeth before breakfast, forget, and drink orange juice," but I know I'd fuck it up and say, "I your hope you...you...FUCKING JORANGE OUICE. FUCK."

[capricorn-witchbitch]

Sometimes it feels like my dyslexia is actually just trying to make reading more interesting to my brain. I saw a post about social distancing and was kind of reading it, and then instead of reading social distance, I read social divorce. Tell me social divorce sounds better than social distancing. Cus I read that in a sentence, then go on a couple words before my brain catches up, and then I full stop and go "wait, social divorce?" And then I frantically reread and figure out what it actually says and it almost feels like a let down. Like damn I was almost super intrigued and then my brain just fucked it allll up cus I couldn't read it right to begin with. For once I just want that full stop, wait was that right moment to actually be right. I think that would feel so satisfying 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[tardis--dreams]

Fuck yes the caretaker finally came and installed my new smoke detecor. I can finally feel free in my apartment again

[wizardsnorlax]

It's kinda weird having loving and supportive parents but still turning out depressed/mentally ill, like everyone in my friend circle is dealing with the same "brain refuses to make happy sauce" problem but literally none of the advice that applies to me could ever work for them because their support doesn't exist like what my mom, dad and sister built (despite mom and dad divorcing when I was very young)

[fwuitierfwogier]

Sometimes I wonder if I actually need adderall or if I’m just stupid and dramatic . . .

Just had to spend the entire morning without it . . . I no longer wonder

[lastthroes]

i am too exhausted by this heat to do anything…