darlingisthirsty

[usurpernt]

zant is the trio's little guy ( zant is like a whole foot taller than ghirahim. )

[crabsnpersimmons]

Boop a doop doop. :3

a boop! i'll have Sun boop you back!

you're... uh, you're gonna have to get closer to him to get your boop, if he tries to walk, he will trip and fall

context: Clip's april fools prank this year was hiding away all of his and Moon's clothes and leaving them with cat onesies—Sun's is too big for him..

yes it is past april fools

no Clip has not brought them back their clothes yet

EDIT: and here's Moon's onesie!

[caffinated-and-sleepy]

Part 1

Thranduil with a human SO

Meeting Thranduil

- Realistically I don’t think Thranduil would ever let himself get close to a new other half that’s human

- Thranduil would never be ready to watch his significant other die again especially that quickly, after all 50 years is a blink of an eye for an elf

- Throwing what is realistic out the window let’s say he does find a human significant other

- Even then you have to be a VERY intriguing human to catch his eye

- Most likely you met him when he and his guard stopped at Lake Town on the way to Erebor

- He was entranced by how you treated him like a normal person

- It was strange, most mortals trembled before his 7ft tall frame

- Not you, you simply welcomed him to the Inn and left to help clean the bar

- Of course Thranduil didn’t intend to sit at the bar at all considering he could easily drink wine that didn’t taste like piss in Mirkwood

- But he convinces himself he’s just being a good King by going down and checking on his soldiers

- Of course his soldiers were doing well, many of them where testing out how many ales they could hold down they found it was 74 pints

- You were now in front of the bar sweeping and humming a low melody under your breath

- He goes to grab your attention and moves besides you, only for you to crash into him

- Thranduil catches you by the hand and for a minute the two of you simply looked like you were dancing

- “Are you alright?”

- You blush with a sweet smile on your face (me writing this: do it, write the line. NOOOO I CAN’T. Don’t be a wuss do it! IT’S SO GENERIC. DO IT. )

- “Looks like I fell for you.” (I’m sorry) Thranduil is beyond taken aback and processes what you said after he fully pulls you up.

- His response is a strange look and “I’m glad your alright.” and he disappears to his room.

- You don’t see him the next morning either since he and his soldier left for Erebor when dawn broke

- Little did you know the King of Mirkwood had trouble sleeping that night

- When they came back through Lake Town Thranduil was exhausted

- Lacking sleep and arguing with pig-headed dwarves can do a lot to an elf

- After checking back into the inn he finds you working again and decided to once more check on his soldiers

- After glancing over all of them he turns his eyes towards you, he then proceeds to listen in on your conversation with the owner’s nephew; Thaine

- “I don’t get why you’re still here? You could be at home by now.” The boy looked to be turning into a man (18ish)

- You shrugged “I like listening to the elves, Síndarian sounds beautiful! It runs off the tongue with such elegance and it brings about a sense of calm.

- The boy replies “That’s great y/n but I don’t think you should be in the commons alone and I need to head home soon. Mother said to be home before midnight.”

- Looking at the boy you sighed and said “Alright, just let me pack up and tell the customers.”

- Before you say anything to the other elves Thranduil butts in after leaving his eavesdropping corner (I sWeAr I wAs DrOpPiNg No EaVeS sIr!)

- “I can watch over both her and my own men if she wishes to stay.” He looks to you with the slight raise of his eyebrows.

- Looking to Thaine you immediately reply “Absolutely fine with me!” With a wide smile right after.

- Shaking his head with a shrug Thain says goodbye and walks out

- Finally alone with the king you opt to break the silence

- “You do not have to stay if you do not wish to. I wouldn’t want to keep you from your bed.” You almost looked guilty as if second guessing taking Thranduil’s offer

- Thranduil was now also surprised at how genuine you seemed, you a mere mortal was just worried he wasn’t getting enough sleep

- His face betrays him as he shows some sense of curiosity and amusement “It is quite alright, I do not usually sleep much until we arrive back at Mirkwood. I find that sleeping on rocks throw out ones back.”

- You couldn’t help but let out an audible gasp and let slip “So the rumor is true? The dwarves sleep on rocks?!”

- At this point he couldn’t tell if the human was dumb or dense, but he instead went with uneducated

- For the rest of the night you asked questions about the race of dwarves and elves

- The soldiers silently questioned why the King took an interest in a human, but they kept quiet

- Thranduil did his best to answer your questions, at one point he even smirked instead of giving you a blank stare

- The next day Thranduil felt a bit disappointed when leaving, you were the most intriguing human he had met in a while.

- Although something Thranduil didn’t say was that the dwarves didn’t actually sleep on rocks he is just a diva who missed his ultra plush bed in Mirkwood

Why is it kinda giving gen z reader? Nah but I swear it’s like a tradition to randomly post a Thranduil Imagine every few months, my Tolkien Curse. Anyways I hope you enjoyed and please comment, repost and like!

[fishsticksloser]

hello! So Rottmnt is out on my b-day which I won't be available to ask so ima ask today so you can get to it whenever you can, no rush.

So my request: the boys with a tiny SO, like half there size.

Why? Because i can't help but imagine all of them being over 6ft in height. I- just Can't! Like Mikey would be small at 6ft, Donnie and Leo would be like 6-7ft and Raph being 8-9ft

So normal humans are pretty short compared to them. Let alone someone on the smaller size! (4'6 to 5'1) (im 4'8 so ye)

hope you have a lovely day! And I will forever be impressed by your dedication to writing.

Size Difference

RotTMNT & Future x gn!reader

Warnings: fluff, slightly suggestive in f!boys parts, pretty short

A/N: As someone who dated someone a foot taller than me... Anyways... Raph gets the tallest (could grow to be 9 foot), Donnie could be up to 8ft 5, Leo can get up to 7ft 9, Mikey being the shortest (I think 6 foot 5)...

Donnie

Donnie doesn't notice

He really doesn't

He's with you purely because he likes you

Not how small you are

Or how you look

He thinks you're cute

Future Donnie:

He thinks it's cute

He loves the feel of your smaller form in his arms

In his lap

Under him

He loves playing with your small hands

He loves when you climb on him or sit on his shoulders

Leo

He loves it

He gives you all sorts of nicknames

"short cake," "tatter tot," ect

He thinks youre adorable

He absolutely loves how much shorter you are

Future Leo:

He absolutely loves it

He picks you up any chance he gets

Still calls you all the nicknames

He talks about how cute and small you are

He loves holding you up

Loves how small you look under him

He loves holding your face in his hands

Mikey

You're smaller than him!

That actually makes him happy since he's the shortest out of his brothers

He thinks you're so cute and loves it

But don't worry, he doesn't make fun of you

Future Mikey:

He loves it

Loves it

He picks you up

He likes to see the difference in your hands

He loves holding you

Raph

It makes him nervous

He's always been bigger than everyone

He kind of hates it

Raph is scared of hurting you

Hurting anyone actually

He treats you like you're glass

Future Raph:

He also hates it

He's a lot bigger than he was as a teen

He's even more scared of hurting you

But once he gets a bit used to it, he is fiercely protective

When sleeping, he wraps his large tail around you

He also gets used to how you look under/on top of him

And enjoys it

[tonberry-yoda]

Could I get a little smooch from the junker queen? Hehehe

OF COURSE YOU CAN ANON!!

Can we start a Tonberry gives out smooches series or something??? This is a lot of fun

You couldn't help but be intimidated by your giant girlfriend. At 7ft tall, this girl could take down just about anyone or anything. And she was a literal queen.

God, you loved her.

Nothing thrilled her more than two things: you, and fighting, so the girl was a big ball of energy you couldn't help but fall for.

"Long day out in the scrap, love!" Dez threw the door open and pulled you into her giant arms.

"Did you have fun though, my queen?"

"Oh, stop. You know I love it when you call me that."

"I know you know I know." You laughed and Dez did too.

"Of course I had fun. Killed a couple omnics, threw down with some fighters, and had to deal with those boys again." She scowled when she said 'those boys', clearly talking about Junkrat and Roadhog, the unforgettable and obnoxiously loud duo.

"Well, I'm glad you had fun."

"Me too! And now I get to see you." She pressed kisses all over your face before planting a couple on your lips.

"I love you so much, my queen."

"And I love you, my other half."

<333

[ninjacat1515]

The Hero Who Cried Pillager

Karl leaned back against the old oak tree with a deep sigh, the constant lull of inactivity crushing his mood. He had been hired, or forcibly imposed himself, to protect a large Village from undead horrors, Griefers and Illagers. He enjoyed the tension he inspired within the residents, it was nice to have people fear and respect him. And he was getting free room and board as well as a weekly installment of treasure plus interest.

But that all came at the expense of being mostly bored. Oh sure, monsters came around but not at the frequency he had hoped for. Grinding his teeth, Karl paced around and cast a deep glare at the peaceful countryside. Still nothing. It had been trouble free for the past 5 hours, the past 5 WEEKS...and he felt his soul die a little as he realized it would be another uneventful watch.

He needed to have some fun, something, anything! Then it clicked and a sly smile spread. Villagers were on the anxious side as it was, oh this would be perfect!

"PILLAGERS!!!"

Within moments the residents were scrambling about to grab their treasured belongings, some of them starting to cry and panic. But the lack of a Raid horn or anything for that matter made them slow down and stare at the human. Who was now laughing and slapping his knee...it had all been a lie!? They regarded Karl with intense dislike but he only rolled his eyes.

"It was just a joke, grow a thicker skin!" No one knew how to have fun anymore! Well, except himself ofcourse.

Things calmed down and dinner was served to him without a smile. He went to bed board and woke up in the same state, cracking his neck. Strolling around fields and the woods alloted nothing but deer and rabbits. Should he joke again? Ah why the hell the not!

"OH MY GODS PILLAGERS ARE HERE FOR REAL!!!"

Again panic took over the Villagers and they all locked their windows and doors and prepared for the worst. But there was only the sound of birds, content farm animals, and a laughing man. He had done it again! Why was this so amusing? They felt hurt and trapped and wished they could send him away.

They also scolded themselves for falling for the same joke two days in a row, but it did pay to be vigilant. A dislike for their human Hero was souring into hatred, and they quietly discussed what could be done to get him to leave. He clearly didn't care enough and that was the last thing they needed.

Karl chuckled to himself a bit later, he was a comedic genius and only he could see it! But then he noticed a second voice had joined in the laughter and he turned, expecting to see one of the townsfolk finally coming around to his humor.

Instead a 7ft Pillager loomed, grinning at him hungrily. Karl felt his soul leave his body and courage crumble away into dust.

"That was a foolish prank, boy!"

"PIIIILLAAAGERRR! OH GOD PILLAGER! AAAUUUUUGH! HELP ME, HELP ME PLEASE!!!"

But the townsfolk along with their golem ignored his cries, even when they became truly horrific and abruptly ended. No way they were ever falling for that twice in the same day! That Karl could go to the Nether for all they cared.

And luckily for them, Karl was substantial enough to sate Matias and the old devil left them alone, continuing his trek through the valley after a long nap.

[sleepy-achilles]

The Family of Destruction- Papas Boy

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Shawn can't fight the gasp as his back hits the wall. "I missed you baby boy" Taker, this new and fully alive taker, growls against his throat. "Mmm I think we leave the talking for after, no?" Shawn asks quietly. Taker lifts his gaze to shawns face. "He asleep?" Taker asks. Shawn nods and taker smirks. Taker lifts his lover and lays him onto the sofa. "Good. Let's see if your still good at being quiet" he smirks. Shawns cheeks heat as taker hovers over him.

Nothing.

Shawn stares confused as Taker doesn't move.

"Takes?"

Taker sits back and lifts his hand to his throat, choking noises now leaving him. Shawn gasps and sits up. "Taker! Taker what's wrong?" Shawn yelps grabbing at the bigger man. "Taker breathe!" Taker turns his eyes too the doorway, that's where the sudden evil is coming from. His heart stops as he sees who's stood there. "No.." Taker chokes. Shawns head snaps towards the door. "Lee?" Shawn asks. "Leon! Daddy's okay just having some trouble okay? Go back to bed" Shawn tries to save the boy from whatever trauma this could cause. Leon's tilted head straightens and taker let's out a huge shakey breath.

Shawn freezes as takers chest rises rapidly against his arm, his eyes not leaving the small boy. Leon frowns and makes up hands at shawn. Did Leon just do that?

Takers big hand in cases shawns elbow joint. "Shawn.." Taker whispers. Shawn can't move. He can't speak. His son just did that? His baby boy just choked a 7ft 300 odd pound man? Without his hands? "Shawn?" Taker tries again. Shawns head snaps towards taker and takers heart breaks.

Tears roll down shawns face.

"Oh baby.." Taker sighs. He looks at Leon. "Im not hurting him. Just comforting him" Taker states before pulling Shawn into a hug. "I would never hurt your papa, Okay?" Taker tries. Leon tilts his head slightly before teleporting next to them. He tugs on shawns t-shirt. Taker pulls back slightly. "Im safe" Shawn whispers pulling Leon into his lap and then Taker back into a hug. His son would kill for him. Shawn realised that the moment Taker started talking. Even his own father.

Leon rests his head against shawns chest, listening to his heartbeat back at its normal pace. He was quick to teleport downstairs the moment he sensed it changed, thinking his Papa was in danger. Then he saw a stranger who ended up being his father and well just acted.

The trio sit in silence. Shawns sniffs and the sound of Leon's pacifier are the only sounds to be heard.

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Shawn has Leon rested on his hip as they watch the fireworks. Leon didn't seem to interested until he saw the joy in his papas eyes, than he forced himself to enjoy the show and ended up enjoying it for real anyways. Kevin looks at the pair, shawn watching Leon with big joyful eyes as Leon giggles at the fireworks. Kevin smiles softly before turning to see goldust and taker still fussing with a small box. Kevin shakes his head. "Cmon guys! Now or never!" He yells knowing Shawn wouldn't even acknowledge it, too invested in his son.

Taker shoves the box in his pocket as they stroll back over. He can't help but smile as he sees the smiles on Leon and shawns faces. He stands next to shawn and clears his throat. Shawn looks at him. "Look, he's enjoying himself" Shawn whispers. "Yeah, he is. I have a question.." Taker states. "Okay, ask away baby" Shawn smiles. His eyes widen as Taker gets down on one knee. "Shawn? I'm not sure what to say, I just know I want you by my side for the rest of our lives. I even talked to Leon and John about it and decided I need to do this. Will you marry me?" Taker blurts out. His cheeks suddenly burning as people look at them. Shawn smiles. "You spoke to John and Leon?" Shawn whispers in Awe. He looks at Leon. Leon is glaring at taker and shaking his head. Shawn frowns as Leon hugs him tighter.

"Dont worry, I prepared for this" goldust smiles moving to Leon's side. "Say yes and you can have this." Goldust promises holding up a lollypop. "Is this where his candy addiction comes from?" Taker questions. "Shh" Kevin whispers. Leon's eyes widen with joy at the lollypop. He turns back to shawn and nods before taking the lollypop into his mouth. Shawn chuckles. Leon does glance back at taker though, his eyes flashing purple in warning. Takers eyes flash white in response. "Of course I'll marry you takes" Shawn smiles with watery eyes. Everyone cheers and Leon rolls his eyes as the pair share a kiss.

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"So what's the big news?" Hunter asks. Taker and shawn collected everyone at their house to tell them something. "Well, it's been in the works for a while now and.." Taker begins. "That makes it sound so weird" Shawn shudders. "We are having another kid. A baby girl" Shawn smiles. "W-what?" "What?" All eyes turn to look at kevin who's just walked in with Leon on his shoulders. Everyone stares in shock. "Di-did he just speak?" Goldust gasps. "A baby girl?" Kevin asks completely ignoring the fact Leon just uttered his first words. "W-w-when?" Leon asks. Taker doesn't even know what to say. His son just spoke. Doctors told them it was unlikely he'd speak. And well these are valley doctors, not exactly normal doctors.

Shawn smiles and moves closer, taking Leon off kevins shoulders and holding the boy. "In a few months, you'll be five when she's born." Shawn explains. Leon frowns. "No sh-s-share" Leon muffles out as he hides his face against shawns neck, suddenly not liking all the eyes on him. Shawn coos at the small boy. "He just spoke" Scott states. "There's too much going on" Kevin whispers holding his head. "Yeah, sit down buddy" Scott chuckles taking kevins arm. "Whatcha gonna call her?" John asks. "Did Leon just speak?" Taker asks in shock. "Cassidy" Shawn murmurs as he rocks Leon. This snaps taker out of it. "Cassidy Athena Michaels." Taker adds. This makes Kane smile, which also shocks some in the room. "Too many things are happening" Kevin whimpers causing the others to laugh.

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Leon was nervous and shawn could tell immediately. He tried brushing it off but it was technically his debut in the ring. Leon had been apart of the wwe since he was a baby, he was the child of the ministry brought to bring taker back to his senses. He grew up on screen. Fans loved it, which lead to them loving the Dominic, Eddie and Rey storyline too. Shawn just hopes No more kids get dragged into this.

"Ah he's choking." Taker mutters. Cassie looks up from her homework and frowns. "But he said he was ready" she states. "He is." Shawn snaps. The pair look at the blonde. "Hes got this alright?" Shawn snaps.

Leon doesn't know what to do as brock smirks at him. Thanks vince for such a great first solo match. Paul yells at him from the outside but Leon can't hear it. His hearing starts to go all funny. Even as the fans chant his name it turns to ringing. His vision starting to blur. God he hated people looking at him.

He can't fight the temptation to fiddle with his hands as his back hits the rope. Has the ring gotten smaller all a sudden? What is this feeling? What's happening to him.

He gasps as a heartbeat breaks through the buzzing. He looks at the ramp to see his Papa walking down it. Shawn moves to Leon's corner and hits the matt. "Cmon, your a Michael's, we don't choke." Shawn smirks at him. Leon can't fight the smirk that grows on his face. He turns his attention back to Brock and brock steps back this time as Leon's eyes shine purple.

Leon goes on to have one of the best matches ever, and it's all thanks to the man in his corner.

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Shawn was minding his own business when a hand closes around his arm. He looks up to see Dave staring into his eyes. "I don't want no troubl-" "cut the shit michaels" he growls, squeezing tighter. Shawn gasps and grabs at daves wrist. "Let go of me" shawn snaps. Dave doesn't move.

"Unless you want your ass handed to you, let him go" a new voice growls. Dave looks to see Leon. This takes him by surprise. He could of swore the voice belonged to taker. Leon was no longer the lanky small kid he used to know. He was now a force to be reckoned with. Dave let's shawns arm go and watches as he begins to walk off.

Leon turns to the side to let his Papa pass, keeping his eyes locked on dave. The others in the hall watch, waiting for a fight. Especially when Leon straightens back up. But nothing comes. Leon just examines dave before turning his back and walking after Shawn. Normally dave would be furious at this disrespect, but today? Today he's not testing his luck.

Everyone else in that hallway learned quick that Shawn was no longer to be messed with.

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Shawn joins Leon sat on the wall outside the hotel. Leon is watching the other stars fight and play in the pool. "So, you and hart are cool now?" Leon asks without looking. "Yeah, you know what they say" Shawn shrugs. Leon looks at him. "So time does heal of wounds I guess" Leon states. Shawn glances at him. "It wasn't time that did it" Shawn admits before sliding off the wall and walking toward the pool and cassie. Leon's eyes widen as he watching his Pa.

Taker watches as Leon smiles. Taker can't help the small smile. Both his boys are healing and its all thanks to each other.

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Taker could strangle Leon. Could. He won't. But he could. "Im losing my baby boy" Shawn whispers through tears. Taker shakes his head. "No. He's just starting his own story now. A story that will always include you and me, it'll just involve more people, new people and we will be in the background supporting him." Taker tells Shawn quietly as he gently rocks him. Shawn smiles sadly. "Yeah..your right." He whispers. "And you still have cassie. You'll always have them both but right now? Your still a main part of her story." Taker explains. Shawn just smiles and watches his boy.

Leon smiles at drew before kissing him gently.

"My boys are married!" Sheamus whoops as he stands up. Drew and Leon burst into laughter as sheamus and cassie jump on them.

Shawn just smiles.

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Drew sighs tiredly. "Go back to bed, okay? We'll talk about it in the morning" drew tells him as he turns away. "I have to finish it" Leon states. Drew closes his eyes and swallows as he feels his heartbreak.

[edge-lorde]

for the ask meme: 3 6 and 25 for the clone brothers^^

3. what is your oc's fatal flaw?

for funny clone-- probably fear of change. hes the one most aware of how messed up the horde is, but he won't leave because he'd rather stay where he's comfortable than take action.

shitty clone-- that he truly honestly sincerely believes his lived experience is universal (he knows mentally that its not, but forgets a lot). he doesn't try to be an ass, but its difficult for him to show empathy for others points of view when he doesn't think that other points of view are even real.

mom clone-- believes in the horde? hes willing to make excuses for the horrors the horde has done both to other clones and outsiders because he believes the horde is good.

which ties into the next question...

6. how easily could your oc be convinced to do something that goes against their moral compass?

for mom clone his moral compass is tied to horde philosophy, but he also has his own moral compass. by horde philosophy, things like wearing non-uniform clothes is morally wrong, which obviously he has enough wherewithal to justify doing so post hive mind. pre hive mind, he would have had no problem doing any order he was given to do, like say scrapping a clone that wasnt forming correctly in the tube and starting over. post hive mind he'd have a much harder time justifying that.

conversely, post hive mind, since he genuinely cares about his brothers well being as people, and believes the horde is good, when his brothers come to him with a problem he will first try to help them using the tools the horde gave him. for example, when funny clone tells him he had a dream of his teeth falling out, mom clones first inclination was to check his physical appearance because that is what hes been taught what is most important. but hes also willing to bend the rules when he can see the horde way isnt helping.

so to answer the question, both yes and no? its easy to get him to go against his horde moral compass, and hard to get him to go against his new post hive moral compass, to a point.

for shitty clone-- actually very hard to get him to go against his moral compass. he legitimately thinks what he does is in the right. even in horde settings if he thinks something being done is not correct he's not afraid to voice his opinions and will disobey orders if he thinks he knows better.

funny clone-- extremely easy. lol what moral compass? he knows he works at the puppy kicking factory and goes anyway. nothing in life matters to him now that horde prime is dead.

25. what is your favorite thing about your oc?

shitty clone-- assholes are fun to write and fun to draw. i love putting this beast in situations.

mom clone-- imagining my mom as a 7ft tall buff man lol.

funny clone-- hes a silly boy! i enjoy being able to try to ascribe many things to him serious or very silly. hes the most 'main' point of view character but also a silly side character and isnt the one to drive the plot forward. hes meant to be like the nick carraway to shitty clones jay gatsby, (we'll see how well im actually able to pull that off) but i also want to give him his own arc. even if i dont manage to pull off the execution of a character like how i want him to be, having an oc i think about in story terms like this feels fun to me and makes me more excited to make things.

thanks for the ask!!

[lostonehero]

Blame @yaintbeet for this because they have given me the urge to write

Gio and Ari and hugging both sides of Maxie trying to protect him

They wake up in a musty house to the sound of rain it's hot and they are hungry

Giovanni rubs his stomach and feels his ribs and he looks away from the food "too heavy...."

"Because that's mine you guys get broth "

Gio tries to look intimidating and protect the other two

"I ain't gonna hurt you, I know it ain't much but ya got broth and these scraps are clothes it's the best we can do with what we got here." The black and white hair man... no he's young a boy sighs

"You shouldn't hunch your back." Gio huffs as he grabs the bowl carefully and puts it down almost immediately due to his hands shaking

"Careful kid."

"Kid?" Gio scowls he's old enough to be this kid's father.

"Are you guys really that starved, shit sorry though you guys were 14."

Gio's scowl turns to a confused glance. "Can I have a mirror?"

Guzma looks quizzical but he puts two and two together realizing that fuck they were probably kept in a lab like lusimine had for pokemon. He puts his phone in camera mode and it flies over to him.

Gio flinched not used to seeing a phone that flies or has eyes, a rotom? How odd.... his thoughts come to a halt as he sees himself for the first time. A monotone voice rings out from his lips. "16, I'm 16."

Guzma looks down at the other two.

"They're both 15... twins."

Guzma bites his lip. "I'll make you guys more broth " He needs to tell Nanu about them because this could be bad they have brands on them from a hot iron.

......

"How long were you awake?" Gio asks softly as that kid leaves them alone.

"The entire time." Ari says softly. "Maxie you don't have to pretend he's gone."

A soft breath is released as he gets up holding onto the pokeball he hid in his fist. "He's not going to take her right?"

"No Max. We'll kill him before that." Ariana smiles softly, they got used to the experiments and the pain, but Maxie was only there for such a short time and he took the brunt while they were mostly left alone.

"I promised her I'll get the paint off." Maxie mumbles into his broth

Gio sighs drinking slowly. "We'll stay long enough to get out strength then we have to leave." He looks around. "We don't even know where we are... we can't risk our safety in the hands of some kid."

Ari nods also drinking slowly she places the bowl down. "This building is abandoned from the looks of it, and the smell. It's a base for him, but I don't trust we can stay long without being found out."

"Let me finish this bowl, and I'll do a walk around." Maxie says quietly. "You two need to rest and I don't want to be confined."

Ari nods not liking the idea shown with her frown, but she wasn't going to make her twin uncomfortable he's basically the only family she had left apart from Gio her partner.

.......

"Nanu, look don't rush into this." Guzma was walking backwards in front of the older man. "They are scared kids, I didn't even realize my phone took a picture of them." He stops pushing Nanu back from the gates of po town. "I don't know what has gotten you so riled up from that picture, but you can't come in."

Nanu scowls and stands up straight he might be shorter then the 7ft Guzma but he was not taking chances. He slouched again seeing Guzma step back with worry. "Look kid this is personal. They won't be scared of me." Quietly after. "They will be pissed off."

"Nanu no. They are starved kids that won't let each other go, you're in uniform they would probably think you're there to take them away." Guzma sighs. "Look ill let you wait outside the door, but that's it."

Nanu pauses. He can work with that, he thumbed the pokeball in his pocket and nods. "Fine but this is a matter for the police from that photo alone."

"Just let me help them Nanu." Guzma opened the gate letting Nanu follow him.

......

The creak of the door opening made Gio's hair stand on edge. He couldn't stop Ari from moving in front of him to protect him, and Maxie had his hands ready to throw the glass bowl at whoever was entering.

A soft gruff voice of that kid drifted through before he fully opened the door. "Hey uh I'm back.... oh you are all awake now." He rubs the back of his head. "I uh got some more food stuff if you guys are up to it."

Ari scowls and narrows her eyes. "You were followed." She gets up slowly not caring about the thin medical gown she was in or what she was revealing. "Tell whoever you brought with you to show themselves."

Maxie is up right next to her holding the bowl in a white knuckle grasp.

Guzma holds his hands up to cover his face. "Hey hey hey he isn't here to hurt you, I'm not here to hurt you either. Please cover up." He frowns and grumbles "I knew I should of asked Plumeria for help."

Nanu uses this to walk in behind Guzma his arms in his pocket as he slouched. His snark died in his throat as he saw the three up close. The old bullet scars and new scars didn't mesh well, and he swallowed the bike in his throat seeing the flesh limbs on Maxie where he knew he lost those limbs his right arm and left leg. He unconsciousnessly straightened his back his slouch and carefree exterior faded as quickly like a sheikd that was knocked out of your hands in the heat of battle. "Fuck." He swallows. "Guzma leave." His neutral tone was replaced with one he hasn't used since he was back being agent zero.

Guzma paled and stepped back forgetting it was Nanu for the moment. "What?"

"Guzma please this doesn't involve you."

Guzma now with anger on his face. "No I won't let you-" he is cut off by a loud whistle

"That's enough." Gio sits up his eyes heavy with exhaustion. "Ariana and Maxie please sit down you're going to give the poor boy a anyerism he isn't used to the human form being showed off." He sighs watching the two sit and cover up. "Nanu?"

The red eyes narrowed. "Fuck, Giovanni you vanish for well over a decade and you're here?" He rubs his temples. "I should of never quit smoking. Fuck fuck FUCK." His shout makes Guzma jump. "What the fuck happened your house burns down, your pokemon dead in the ruins and you're both here." He shuts his eyes taking a breath. "Not to mention you Max you went missing a year ago...."

Giovanni flinched. "They're dead?" His voice is quiet as he sits back down and holds Ari and Maxie's hands. Ari look close to breaking hearing that news.

Nanu takes a deep breath and sighs. "You didn't even know, same with yours Max." He takes another deep breathe. "Get up you're coming with me, look I don't care the circumstances, and I don't care about the past I have long since stopped caring I want my friends back and I'm too fucking old to keep this grudge." He throws his hands up. "For fucks sake Mew even announced that they helped you guys create Mewtwo."

Guzma looked between them. "Wait you know them."

The tension seemed to bleed out of the room as Ari laughed tears now freely streaming down her face. "You've got a good kid Nanu."

Nanu covers his face. "Yeah he is a pretty good kid ain't he."

[buglife]

"Dont worry guys, I make great life decisions," I say, as I binge read Red vs Blue fanfics until 6am as I valiantly search for my favorite trope of the Best Boi getting hurt so everyone realizes how much they appreciate them and stop being such assholes and helps them get better.

"Surely, nothing can go wrong if I just read ONE more fic..."

[2-dsimp]

Hi hi, in case Yandere Itto is a gang leader at school, could I ask how he would treat reader in case she is a new student? I would imagine that at first he would try to be normal by giving her flowers or sending letters through his gang mates, but when he sees her getting closer to someone else who has a better reputation his alarm bells go off, even worse when he finds out from his close ones that his family doesn't want him so close because they think he will be a bad influence and prefer the qualified student who is the 'lovely competition' for reader's heart.

Ha, sorry if I wrote too much, I got excited and thank you so much! 👁️❤️

You just gave me brainrot like this is perfect I-I can’t even, just here 💳💥💳💥💳 TAKE IT—

Yandere! Delinquent Gang Leader! Arataki Itto!

Headcannons 👹

⛓The moment you bumped into him and looked up to him not in fear or nervousness like most people in the school since he can’t help his intimidating looks, he was hooked

⛓In fact your sweet apologetic smile and your laidback ‘My bad’ as you were on your tippy toes to attempt to brush some nonexistent dust off his shoulders was just so endearing that he couldn’t help but to show interest in you becoming his woman

⛓As you were the only other girl besides his right hand, Kuki, in this school who didn’t sneer at him for being the degenerate bad boy stereotype or cower from his daunting form as he sure fit the bill of being a sexy Yakuza leader

⛓Such as being built like the giant from Jack and the beanstalk, tall bulky frame of pure solid muscle straining through the shirt that was barely buttoned, exposing his broad chest to everyone as his loosened tie dangled from his neck

⛓His pants were no better as he settled for the baggy kind to be more comfortable with his thick thighs and demanding size in between the legs… No he doesn’t wear a belt, I mean who needs belts when you got all dat thicc ass inside dem jeans

⛓He’d be clumsy at first debating on what to give you in order to be able to successfully make you his future wifey, and would think about it hard enough for his blood vessels to almost pop due to him stressing over what’d be the perfect welcoming gift for the new student who knocked him off his feet literally

⛓Doesn’t have any experience with courting girls since you were the first one to make him feel giddy and accepted with the way you gazed up at him with your non-judgmental doe eyes, which he’s very grateful for as he was always treated like the bad apple of the batch by the teachers/staff

⛓His right hand would step in and advise him on what to do and what NOT to do in front of said Senpai and cue him on the types of gifts to give to his lackeys that’ll soon become his “Instant Cupid messengers”

⛓Will give you short sweet haikyu poems along with goodies such as candy, stuffed animals, and even small trinkets which got an thumbs up from Kuki since she was sent to observe you in order to find out what you liked/didn’t like basically she acted like an intel spy for Itto

⛓Sadly because of his looks he’s garnered a bad reputation throughout the school as rumors of how he was practically a lost cause who liked to wreck a path of carnage wherever he goes or one instance of where he was sent to juvie for stabbing a man in the neck just because he looked at him funny

⛓Which wasn’t a very good incentive for your parents to approve of you getting within a 7ft distance of him especially since Xingqiu, the straight A model student who helped tutored you after school, was a much more appealing fit to be your boyfriend

⛓In fact the rumors were farther from the truth since he was a pretty nice guy just misunderstood

⛓He’d grab onto balloons that happened to float away and hand it back to the a kid chasing after it with a big friendly sharp toothed grin slapped on his face

⛓Hell he’d be the type to walk old grandmas across the street or make a shelter for some abandoned puppies and feed them routinely after school maybe even giving them homes via gang members, some of which have a sweet spot for animals and will be sure to take care of them

⛓Don’t get it twisted he won’t hesitate to rock anyone’s shit if they do happen to mess with his clique or if some rival gang wants smoke, although he may be young he’s still got knack for being the face of the Arataki gang who’s numbers are only rising under his strong tenacious acts of leadership

⛓He’d be conflicted with how close your getting with Xingqiu but wouldn’t resort to any underhanded means as he would straight up challenge him to a fair one-on-one duel for your favor since he’s that kind of guy who’s bold enough to declare his love for you basically broadcasting it to the whole damn school

⛓Que Romeo and Juliet type relationship best believe he’ll be knocking at your window perched on top of the railing so he could hop in your room and have some frisky quality time…👀

⛓He’s not often seen at school because he’s adventurous nature gets him into some trouble so, best believe he will whisk you away to skip school and go on a exiting getaway with him

“ Senpai! Please become my woman! I’ll give you everything you want and more…Just be mine and I’ll make you the happiest you’ve ever been as my future wife I swear on my name I’ll make that a reality ”

[salemwritesxx]

↳ bottom tanjiro x male reader (7ft / 213cm)

request: hi! if your requests are open, can we have a tanjiro x male reader who’s 7’0 and everytime reader fucks him, his belly bulges and reader can’t help but tease tanjiro and tell him how small his cute little dick is

w.count: 2.4k

content warning: smut, porn without plot, belly bulging, small dick worshipping / teasing, height & size difference, big dick penetration

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“Y-Y/n!”, closing his scarlet eyes tightly, Tanjiro threw his head back against the futon whilst arching his back, another breathless moan escaping his lips when he felt your big hands against his thighs, massaging and squeezing them lightly.

“That’s it, my love, don’t stop, show me how good you feel.”, the deep purr sent a shiver down his spine, making him moan even louder and push his calloused fingers in deeper.

He was laying on the futon, legs spread and his own two digits thrusting into his little hole, showing you how messy and soft he already was. Plant oil was already dripping onto the sheets you had laid out in order to keep the futon from becoming sticky and oily.

“Ahhh, I… I feel like… I’m going crazy…Y/n!”, Kamado whimpered and moaned, tears rolling down his cute red face, though you simply chuckled.

“Shhh, it’s okay, Darling. We need to prepare you properly, no? I don’t want to hurt you.”, your deep voice was calming him down a bit, especially once you leaned in to softly kiss away the tears, though Tanjiro still felt like he was losing his mind any second. He was craving your big cock, he was addicted to the love you two made, even if it was embarrassing to admit it.

Suddenly, you reached down and pulled his hands back, earning is disgruntled whiny moan as he was now empty, though the “Thank you for the little show, Jiro. But it’s my turn to properly take care of you.” made his heart almost leap out of his chest.

Watching you with teary eyes as you rose and sat back, just to hiccup your name quietly when you took a few pillows and pushed them underneath his ass - so you didn’t have to lean down as far due to your size. Drizzling some oil onto your fingers, the anticipation was almost too much for Tanjiro.

The moment you thrusted your thick fingers into his messy hole, he was throwing his head back once more, one hand instinctively covering his mouth to hide his loud, whiny moan, though his body was reacting differently. Completely willingly pushing his ass back against your fingers, he welcomed all three of them, sucking on them with his pulsating walls.

“Hmhhm”, you snickered and then, due to his higher positioned ass, you leaned down easily to softly blow against his little dick, watching as it twitched and leaked precum. “So cute… Everything about you is so small and cute, Tanjiro. I adore you, Darling.”

“Ahnh!”, it was impossible for him to answer, too shy and tongue-tied due to your words that made him so happy and embarrassed at the same time, his heartbeat being crazily fast. His ass tightened around your fingers instantly once your warm, wet mouth completely engulfed his cute, little cock. His loud cry was only muffled by his hand pressing onto his own face.

His free hand was gripping your hair, burying his fingers into it and digging his nails into your scalp as you started sucking his little dick, playing with his foreskin and letting your wet tongue tease his precum leaking tip while his hips were bucking against your mouth a bit due to overwhelming pleasure.

“Y/n! Y/n!”, blissfully calling your name, he threw his head from side to side in order to not lose complete control over himself, the way your mouth was so hot and wet around his little cock and your fingers spreading him, Tanjiro was so close to letting loose.

Pulling back with a little pop, your e/c eyes were fixated on him, looking into his face he tried to hide behind his hand while your tongue teasingly flicked against his little hole – with the amount of precum he produces you knew he was very, very close. But you didn’t let it get far.

“HAhAHN!”, almost not able to muffle his sounds anymore, it was over when you pulled out your fingers and your mouth away from his little dick. Kamado was gasping and crying when his hand slipped from his face, revealing how red and tear-stained it already was, hence you leaned forward.

“You are such a good boy, Tanjiro. Did that feel good, hm? Having your little cock sucked and your ass fingered, yeah?”, your huge frame was hovering above him, your warm lips kissing on his tear-stained cheeks when he nodded and wrapped his arms around your broad shoulders, whispering a mere “It…It felt so good, Y/n…” while holding onto you with all his strength that was left in his small body.

“Please, I…I want the real thing, Y/n…”, he then whispered under little hiccups, scarlet eyes only half-opened as he looked up into your handsome face. “Please…”

For a few seconds, you only stared at him, before a smile flitted across your lips and you nodded.

“Alright. But I have a request, Jiro.”

“I- I’ll do anything for you. You know that.”, Tanjiro smiled crookedly and yet so lovingly as he pulled you down to nuzzle his head against yours.

“Hmm, me too, Darling.”, softly nudging his head, you then kissed his forehead, before leaning your own against his to whisper, “Will you ride me? Let me see all of you. I want to watch you feel good.”

Once your words seeped into his mind, Kamado was incredibly red, but he also shyly smiled and nodded in the end, quietly saying an “Okay, then look at me, Y/n. For as long as you want.” before you both changed positions; Tanjiro kicking the pillows away so you could lay down properly.

Crawling on top of you, he had to gulp a little as his little dick was aligned with your big cock, his messy hole immediately twitching in anticipation when his calloused hands wrapped around you, your size getting him very excited.

After listening to your own little growls and groans as he stroked you to smear your own precum and plant oil around, he positioned himself on shaky legs, relieved that you instantly grabbed his hips to hold and help him.

“Aha! Nhh!”, moaning out without restraint, Tanjiro threw his head back when your huge cockhead spread his little hole; thanks to his preparation and the oil, you slipped in effortlessly. Slowly, with your help, he let himself sink down, taking your cock inch by inch, the massive size taking his breath away as his walls were literally shivering and pulsating around your cock the more you entered him.

With sheer excitement, his cute little dick was twitching and moving while he swallowed your big one under blissful moaning and groaning. Until he finally pushed down the last inch with a hard thrust to bury it all inside of him, making him almost cry out in overwhelming pleasure, legs shaking so incredibly much while his tummy was visibly bulging due to your huge cock inside his little ass.

“Fuck, Tanjiro… Holy shit, look at you. You’re so incredible. So…fucking incredible.”, you couldn’t hold back your delightful curses as you grabbed his hips almost a little too hard to not lose your mind with how tight he was, Kamado himself breathing heavily and holding onto your hands or he would have emptied his cute dick right then and there onto your torso.

“Y/n… I… feel soo good…”, Tanjiro almost only slurred, his hair all ruffled up due to how much he was throwing his head around when the pleasure became too much.

“I’m glad, Darling.”, you were always composed, but right now, Tanjiro was so incredibly happy and proud of himself to make your own voice shake, knowing he was the reason you were not calm and collected.

“I- I’ll move, okay?”, he asked for permission even though he knew he didn’t need to, but seeing your little nod was important to him, thus, he slowly started grinding on top of you, your big hand that was on his tummy rubbing against the visible bulge, before you slid down and started playing with his little dick again, immediately earning his whimper.

You didn’t know how it was possible that such a fearsome demon slayer, who went through so much, could be so, so… so incredibly cute. How he was melting on top of you, being destroyed by your big cock penetrating him was so adorable.

Tanjiro’s cute little dick bouncing with every thrust. Every time he came down hard, his tummy bulged and his cute cock moved as well, all while he was moaning without holding back anymore, maybe also because one hand was holding your own, your fingers intertwined, knowing you weren’t grossed out by his scarred hand – never.

Squeezing his hand softly, you encouraged him to keep going. Tanjiro’s free one was resting on his bulging belly - making him even more turned on. Seeing and feeling his body moving like that, loving the way he was feeling your cock so vividly in his tight little hole, while also being proud of himself for effortlessly taking it like that.

“Tanjiro…”, the groans made his heart jump and he squeezed your hand a little harder. Slowly, he increased his pace as he started to truly ride you, slamming his hips down onto your cock, making his own bounce happily until you engulfed it with your hand and thus, in return, making him whimper and moan.

“God, look at your little dick. It’s so small and cute. And so sensitive.”, your raspy laughter sent a chill up his spine, your teasing words only getting him more turned on as he squeaked a high-pitched “Hmhh” before he had to gasp for breath once you pulled down his foreskin to expose his red, sensitive tip.

“N-noo Y/n.. I… Ahhh”, even though he said no, he was still pushing and bucking against your hand so desperately when you rubbed your thick thumb over the sensitive little head, your chuckled “Do you really want me to stop, Darling? Your tiny little dick loves the attention, just look how red it is. And how wet.” making him sob in bliss and afterwards merely mutter, “N-Noo, d-don’t stop, p-please…”

And you didn’t stop, more the opposite, making sure to rub his cockhead thoroughly to hear his beautiful, whiny cries. Tanjiro’s legs twitching together whenever he felt like it was too much, his little dick just too sensitive to handle all the these things, he really was so close to releasing his cum all over your tummy.

“Y/n, Y/n!”, like a spell, your name was dripping from his lips as his movements became more erratic and sloppy, ramming your thick cock into his messy hole, hitting his sweet spot that he felt his tummy bulging against his hand every time, thus making him even more riled up knowing how deeply you penetrated him.

“Look, you are oozing so much. Your little cock really likes being rubbed like that, hm?”, you teased and asked him again, making Tanjiro merely whimper and nod as he slammed his hips down one last time before grinding and moving against your rubbing hand.

“R-Rub…Rub it more, p-please. Touch me… I-I can't hold… it…”, he sobbed and cried while digging the nails into the back of your hand he was holding.

“As you wish, Darling. Let it all out, let’s watch your cute little dick being overwhelmed.”, your own little gasps were interrupting you here and there, due to how much your lover was griding against your cock, while his whimpery, approved “Hmhm” made you grin.

Moaning your name once more, Kamado was desperately gasping for breath, before he started riding you one last time, your cock hitting him so deeply, letting you watch how it rearranged his insides with his belly visibly bulging whenever he came down hard. He loved the way you stared at him with your glazed e/c eyes.

“AHnhH!”, desperately bucking his hips against your fingers, he was so close and your own breathless moans told him you were also not going to last much longer, hence why, Tanjiro took the last bit of strength he had left in his body to really slam his hips down, riding you so vigorously that his ass was audibly slapping against your skin. You even had to let go of his small cock to grab his thigh because the way he rode you drove you literally crazy in the best way possible.

“Fuck, fuck! Tanjiro!”, hearing your deep moan and watching your in lust twisted face, he only moaned your name in response, his dick bouncing against his own bulging tummy now due to his hard movements.

“I-I… I am going crazy, ahh!”, he cried out one last time before he arched his back almost so much you thought it might snap. His little dick was cumming so hard as seed squirted onto your torso, while his ass was pulsating and literally sucking you in so much that you couldn’t hold back either, letting your hips thrust only a few more times before you released it all inside, making Tanjiro whine even louder as he felt your hot fluids fill him up.

Gasping for breath, he stayed on top of you for a few seconds, savoring the moment of being stuffed with cum, until he slowly and shakily raised his hips, your own hiss as you helped him and watched your thick cock slip out slowly making him whimper blissfully.

Eventually, your huge dick slipped out and slapped back against your tummy while cum was dripping out of his messy hole, though you couldn’t stare for much longer as he collapsed beside you onto the futon at last, still gasping and delirious.

“Hmm”, however, an immediate delightful hum escaped his closed lips when your strong, big arms wrapped around his small body. Your lips were kissing along his cute face, whilst you gently pushed the messy hair out of it with your hand.

“I love you, Darling.”, peppering sweet kisses onto his cheek and neck, you whispered these love-filled words against his skin, his happily giggled, “I love you too, Y/n.” made you also chuckle a little.

Snuggling against your big, warm body, he knew you both were in need of a bath, but for now, he simply relished this very rare, quiet moment with you where there was no fighting, no demons, no Nezuko to worry about, just you two laying on the futon and listening to each other’s sweet nothings and little giggles as you exchanged loving words and kisses.

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@salemwritesxx || do not repost, edit, modify or translate my works

writer’s note: i want tanjiro to ride me so hard my hips break 😩 since this was my first request, i hope it was enjoyable to read!

[saturnsstufff]

The Empress (pt. III)

Hello lovelys! Incase no one told you today, I think your spectacular!

Also, lets be real. This part really shows how much I love Buff Techno

Warnings: mentions of violence, swearing, blood

   You couldn't believe what you were hearing. The Emperor was asking you to sit and eat with him. With his family. You didn't want to come off rude or impolite, so you simply nodded and walked over to the remaining open seat. Phil pulled the chair out for you a bit, you lowered yourself onto it and pushed yourself in.

   To say the room was beautiful was a understatement. The table was made of elegant dark oak, the edges lined with detailed gold. The chairs matched the table with wood. But the seats had a plush Black velvet cover over the cushions. The backs of the chairs stood taller than you, Techno's chair was the most detailed and the tallest out of them all. When you glanced up at Techno you were only met with the skull staring forward.

   You honestly became nervous now. Your hands grew clammy as you held a bit of your cloak. Yesterday you had no problem being in front of this family and now you were terrified of offending them. The Family was known for being nothing short of dangerous, and blood thirsty. Yet when you look to Philza, or Wilbur who sat in front of you. You couldn't see how, they were perceived as dangerous. Don't get yourself wrong, you saw how Techno could be seen as terrifying, the man stood at well over 6ft, maybe approaching 7ft?

   Wil watched you a bit, taking note of the complex look you had. "So where are you from?" He asked simply, taking a drink of his milk. "Dadza said you were wearing really light clothes when he met you." The boys tone was casual. Trying to set your wild nerves at ease.

   "O-oh, I'm from a little village in Madagascar" techno's mask faced you as you spoke. Showing you had his full attention. "It's pretty... small..." You tried of how to explain it but, every way you turned it in your head, it was still bland.

   "What's your village like? For the small size is it well off or strugglin'?" Phil inquired. At this a few butlers came out with platters of food. They placed a plate full of eggs, toast, sausage and oatmeal in front of Techno, Phil and you. Talk about a meal fit for a king- no pun intended. Techno only nudged his mask up a tad more. His mouth now visible more. Your eyes lingered on him. A slight scar could be seen on his lip, it looked a bit fresh if your being honest. You averted your gaze before he noticed your lingering eyes.

   "It's... struggling. We were slightly larger, but years ago there was a raid by some Pilliagers" you couldn't help your face twist into a bit of disgust. After how they humiliated your village, and father, you couldn't help hold a high distaste for them. "They ransacked what we had. The men of our village defended what they could, but too many lives were taken if you ask me." You took your fork into your hand, starting to cut up the egg.

   "Did you loose anyone close to you?" Phil spoke between bites. Only speaking when his mouth was empty. You hummed and nodded as you chewed your food. Waiting to respond out of courtesy.

   "I lost my uncle, but that luckily was all. My father was injured too, but he survived.” your eyes scanned your food, slightly pushing the food apart so it wasn't touching. “I was too young to understand when it happened, but I guess one pillager took a swing at his leg. It never healed properly since during the attack, the Pilliagers targeted the women and children mostly. Who for the most part were in charge of medicine and occasional potion brewing" You could feel Techno's lingering eyes on you. He ate in silence only listening.

   "I'm sorry to hear of your uncles demise. however, we are glad that you are ok." Phil said, resting a hand on your shoulder reassuringly. You smiled gently and nodded. the action was similar to that of what your father did. Even if Phil didn't recognize it, the little actions he did put you at ease.

   Everyone ate for a bit longer. the sounds of silverware and plates clinking were the only sound that filled the room. Techno finished his plate first. Neatly setting his dishes together. Phil and I worked at our plates still. Mostly because we were the ones talking. "What made you get into Smithing?" Phil asked. Having previously recalled you mentioning the blade was your creation.

   You took a sip of Orange juice to clear your throat of food. "When my father was injured our family suffered. Smithing was how we made money. My father couldn't stand long- he still cant. even if he could, I'm pretty sure the hammer would be too heavy for him." You paused thinking a moment. " I think I was eleven or twelve when he started showing me the tools and the trade. After a few months I could put a tool out. By no means was it good though.” You could still remember the first tool you put out. It was a twisted, warped mess. At the time you were proud, but now you rather not admit it was yours. “By the end of the year I at least could put something worth a show out. Ever since then I just continued. I didn't know how to sew or weave like my mother so I never strayed from the forge."

   "It was somthin' in your blood" Phil commented. You tilted your head slightly as you ate a bit more. Starting to feel utterly stuffed. "A lot of trade's or artistry’s get passed down so long that it just becomes part of their heritage, they seem to have a natural born talent for those knacks." He fallowed up with. "Techno is like that with sword combat" you herd a sound of disagreement from under the boar mask.

   Wil decided to chime in now. "If your blade pasts the test, what will you do with the money?" You thought a moment. In your heart you knew you had no use for it really. Your father and village however did need it.

   "I'll probably give it to my village and my father." It was a simple and cliché answer but you meant it. "I have a roof over my head at home, parents who love me, support me. For once I wanna support them." You set your spoon down. Only having ate half your oatmeal, feeling too full to finish. "My village also needs the help. The baker. The farmer. They all could use a bit of spare change." You looked up from your plate to face Phil. His eyes were kind. They glittered like your fathers, when he was proud.

   "Your very kind to offer your riches to others." you didn't expect Techno to voice his opinion. But you graciously took his complement. Your cheeks a faint pink. As you nodded. He moved his mask back to where it fit comfortably. He stood up from the table. the action commanding attention, The mask faced you. "Fetch your blade. I wish to test it."

   Ok now the nerves really set in. You stood outside on a snow covered training ground. Your head was covered by a cozy fur lined cloak. Beside you stood Wilbur, and Philza. You had the cloth wrapped sheath in your hands firmly. The sword secure in it's place. Waiting for someone to release it and show the strength it held.

   You were unsure where techno was, he was supposed to give the test but as it stood, he was nowhere to be seen. That is until he turned the corner with a thick wooden log over his shoulder. You couldn't help how your jaw dropped. You knew he had to have some strength but you didn't expect him to turn the corner with a good size Hickory log. He dropped the log in front of Phil, Wil and I. Next to it was a rather large block of ice, and a Anvil. Once Techno situated the log securely in the snow he unchained his cloak. Handing it off to Phil.

   There he stood. This monster of a man. broad shoulders drawn back, his posture perfect. Where he looked as strong as twelve oxen, he also had a elegant, ethereal beauty. His jaw was sharp, lips drawn into a thin line. His hands, although gloved, moved with precise elegance. When he breathed a puff of cloud would push itself out of the Boar's empty nasal cavity. He looked terrifyingly beautiful.

   He turned to you and outstretched his hand. A wordless request for your blade. You bit your lip. The moment had come for you to truly test it. Carefully you unwrapped the cloth, the simple sheath was the underwhelming part of the blade. however when you moved the Sheath towards Techno he made no comment on the simplicity.

   His hand easily took the handle. Skillfully he pulled the blade out. The black blade shimmered brilliantly. The purple-blue pearlescent really popped against the snow. When he saw the color of the blade you could have sworn you saw his hand falter slightly. “tis’ a beautiful blade...” was the first comment. “what is made of?” he inquired.

   You swallowed the slight lump in your throat. “It’s Netherite and Diamond” You didn't expect them to know what Netherite was, but the look Phil gave you shown that he very well knew what it was. Even Techno turned his head to face you. This is the part where you wondered if you shouldn't have said the true material.

   “Netherite eh?...” the angle was just right, you could see into the empty eye sockets and pinpoint techno’s eyes. they lingered over your blade fondly. he seemed very familiar with that type of material.

    You watched as he took notice of how the blade was well balanced. The handle was comfortable and surprisingly it fit his hands. He tossed the blade between his right and left hand. Seeing how it felt. Mentally he assumed the blade's handle would have been made small to accommodate your own hand. But he was pleasantly surprised to see you took account that maybe you would not be the one handling it. He moved the blade back to his dominant hand. Looking to the mound of ice. You felt a hand rest on your shoulder, pulling you away from Techno. You looked up to see who the hand belonged to, only realizing it was Phil. well you stood in front of Phil pressed up to him, you didn't have to look to know how much he towered over you. His wings only adding to the height. you thought it was a tad weird  that he pulled you so close, until you realized he did it to Wil was well. The action was out of protection.  your gaze shifted back to Techno. He rotated the sword in his hand once. From Phil, Wil, and your stance, all you saw was a quick movement of purple, the light bouncing of the blade beautifully as it swung. He did not delay on his swing back, it was fast and powerful. Techno simply stepped, and swung back down, hard. The idea of being on the other side of the blade seemed impossible to survive. Well he beat the sword edge against the ice, his body moved as if he was reciting a simple dance. He was testing the durability. Seeing exactly how much your blade could take. The sheer force of his hits only needed two, to break the ice chunk in half. Sliding both halves away from each other upon the swords impact. You could only watch in shock. His strength was raw and powerful. You were genuinely terrified for your little sword.

   Techno didn't let up his assault. Moving from the ice to the wood in one swift movement. Continuing to strike the hard wood. The woodchips flew in the air, you averted your eyes a bit, worried the wood might hit you. After beating a decent size gash into the wood, you spared a glance back up. He shoved the sword into the snow bank next to him. Lifting the abused log up. Placing his hands on both sides of the gash, he with little struggle, tore the log in half with his hands.

   To say that it wasn't a little bit attractive, would have been a lie. Your cheeks were pink again. but luckily you could blame it on the cold nipping at your face. You watched as techno looked at the log, now in two parts at his feet. He made no sound of disproval, or really said anything. He simply took the sword from the bank and looked over at the Anvil. ‘surely he wouldn't hit the blade on the metal’ you thought. Oh, don't worry he would. He looked down to the blade, judging it breifly before glancing the anvil. You looked away, you couldn't watch. the blade was going to break as soon as it hit the anvil. It was evident on why no one was able to past the test. The test was a fucking nightmare. 

   The only sound you could hear was a harsh ring. He did it, oh shit he really did it. Phil from above you just whistled. “tha’s a mighty blade (y/n).” you spared a glance. in Techno’s hand was your sword. structurally intact. you let out a rather large, breathy laugh of relief.

   Techno didn't congratulate you, or make a remark on your blade. instead he removed a glove and pressed his thumb to the blade. He wanted to see if it was still sharp after the pure beating it just took. You watched, now unsure if this was all positive or negative. He hummed, he wanted to say he was surprised. but he wasn't. what you didn't understand, was that he was used to Netherite. He knew it took something almost godlike to break anything with that material.

    Although the sword was beat to hell, when he pressed his thumb against the blade and applied pressure, it was still sharp enough to draw blood. He put his thumb to his lips. The hard metallic taste of blood filled his mouth from the cut he received. his lips only twisting into a bemused smirk.

    "Your blade passes" he turned to face you. Wiping his bloody thumb on his black pants before offering his hand to you in a handshake. "You are the only one that somehow designed, dare I say it. The perfect blade."

   After the event that occurred out on the field you were a giddy mess. You did it. You fallowed techno down the hall. He explained that since you did impress him, he was now wanting to open the table for a discussion and a possible contract. But first, he wanted to know how much knowledge you possess.

   He opened a large door that was detailed in gold. when you stepped in he fallowed. walking past you in a easy, lazy stride. You were in his office. the shelves were lined with books, many having titles about Mythology, histories of wars, war tactics, potion brewing, etc. The titles were endless. From the books alone you could assume he probably had knowledge on a plethora of subjects. The walls were high, the detailing never faltered however. Two Antarctica Empire flag's hung on the walls, framing the main desk. There were paintings, but unlike the one of the whole family you saw on your arrival. There was one of Phil and Techno, the mask painted on his face. The second painting was Tech and Wil. But similarly. The mask was present. Looking about a little more, there were also swords of all types on the walls. In the center of the celling there was a massive candle lit chandelier. A fireplace stood tall behind techno's desk. You only assumed the desk was placed there solely for the point of warmth.

   Technoblade took his seat at the rather large desk. His posture, was still perfect even when sitting. His hands were folded together. The rings still adorning his fingers. Everything he did, and wore just screamed elegance. "I will give you 3k for the blade. An additional 2k will be added for your trip" he said, his voice still straight.

   'Holy shit, 5k? That's far more than I thought' you were speechless. You could already imagine how the money would help. ‘Father could get the help he needed.’ ‘The farmer could build a new barn possibly’ The upgrades flowed through your mind. Hope and joy surged through your veins. "Thank you your Imperial Majesty..."

"You said you used Netherite, correct?" You nodded to him. The mask was facing you, he was quiet. But you assumed he was thinking. "Were did you find the Neitherite?" He leaned onto his desk, moving his folded hands to the desk top. Resting his head on his hands.

"A man in my village had it. It was pretty cheap to buy it off him" you thought back to the man. Trying to recall the conversation. "He uh.." you paused trying to remember it properly. "Oh- he said it was a great material when used properly. But he couldn't understand what he needed to achieve it." Techno stayed quiet a moment.

"So how did you come by the proper techniques?" He questioned. You thought back again. It was a off day when you discovered it really. You weren't trying to use it. It just fell into your pan.

"Well, I was trying to make a diamond sword for a sister village originally. But when my pan was over the fire heating, I had left the room. Not realizing the small chunk of Netherite I had on top of the mantle had somehow fallen in. When I came back I saw the discoloration of the metal, that wasn't normal so I pulled it from the fire. When it cooled I noticed it made a unusual harder substance, so from there I just started experimenting with it" he nodded and pondered what you said. He didn't linger on the subject for long however, Instead he changed it.

"I have a proposition for you. That is... if your interested of course" You looked to him. Showing he had your attention. He had mentioned something along the lines of a deal well you walked down the hall with him. "With your permission, I would like to hire you as the royal blacksmith." The skull never faced away from you. You swallowed thickly.

   "You mean... I would work here?" Your brows furrowed. "I don't live anywhere close to here..." he nodded his head, shrugging a bit.

   "I'm aware" he paused. "We would give you a room, Pay you weekly, you would have benefits. Access to the best quality material" he didn't rush all the information out. He simply just read the list from his mind. "The only thing in exchange, is for you to make my armor, weapons, and anyone else I deem fit for them." It was a basic comply. He wanted you to work for him. Have your craft explicitly his only.

   You shifted your weight as you stood. "Do I have to make a choice now?" You were hoping you didn't have to hurry this. you were already hesitant on bringing the sword down here, but now the idea of staying in this frozen tundra had you uncertain. Yes you would live in wealth, and possible glory. But, at the cost of being over a thousand miles away from your family. You also were still uncertain of the land itself.

   Techno shrugged a bit. "I mean, I'm in no particular hurry" he explained. Tilting his head to the side a tad. If you accept, you knew what it meant. Your devotion to a nation, to the royal family, to the Emperor. You really would be making a shot in the dark.

   "If I work here. Could I send the money elsewhere?" He watched you. You couldn't see his eyes, but you could feel them eating away at you.

   "We can arrange that." You watched him in turn. Trying to see if he had a underlying plan, or possible catch to add. "I mean, I am a lenient man" his hands unclasped. Opening his arms slightly to motion to himself.

   "R-right... of course" you nodded. Agreeing with him, not wishing to anger him. He pondered a moment before he stood from his chair. The chains, and pendants around his neck jingling slightly from his movement.

   "I look forward to hearing your answer"

   About a week had gone by before you had your answer. During the said week you started to notice the family had a slight routine. Phil would come for you in the morning to walk you to the dining hall for breakfast. after that Wilbur would either roam to the music room, or to the library to do some of his studies. Techno was harder to pinpoint, sometimes he would leave to his office, be in the library, or other times he would walk towards the room with the planes. No matter what, Phil kept you in good company and made you fell welcomed.

   You choose to tell techno of your answer over dinner. Assuming it would be a decent time since that was when everyone was together. The dinner was casual. Since your stay was expanded, the boys would roam the hall’s in there casual wear instead of there more formal, business attire.

   “So I've thought on it..” Your voice broke through the peaceful silence. Techno and Phil lifted there heads to address you. Wil looked up at you as well, the noodles from the dinner slipping from his lips back into the soup bowl. “I’ll work for you... if you would still have me.”.

“of course we’ll have ya’” Phil said, his smile wide. “It’s been nice havin’ someone new and different around these halls” you smiled a little and nodded to him, looking over to Techno. 

“I do have two questions though...” techno gave a slight nod to you, motioning for you to continue. "If I choose to quit at any point. Could I?" Techno, hummed and nodded.

"Of course, that would only be right." a bit of weight was lifted from your shoulders knowing this wasn't a endless contract type of deal.

”My other question is a bit personal, but could I go back to my village to explain my new job to my parents? I don't feel right sending it through a letter.” You chewed your lip, hoping you weren't over stepping your bounds of what you could request.

Phil answered for Techno. “I don't see why not, me and Tech were discussing going on a trip anyway.” your eyes lit up, you would see your parents again. “You could tag along with us. of course we’ll be making trips other than Madagascar. techno was talking about visiting Russia, and France” you tilted your head a bit.

“why Russia? you already live on a ice cube” you said, humoring Phil, earning a chuckle.

“They have a few things Techno and I have been looking for” he said, continuing back on his dinner. You thought on it a moment and shrugged. nodding your head, you turned your attention back to your food. 

“when would you like to leave?” you asked, curious of when you should pack your bag again. Techno hummed a bit.

“We were thinking of leaving in two days time.” He set his fork down before looking up at you. “I wouldn't worry about packing, we will not be traveling in our typical attire. We plan to dress down” Techno said as he wiped his mouth with the napkin. “I'll have some simpler clothes sent to your room”

You were a little surprised. They planned to travel, but not in there imperial attire? That's what you assumed he meant at least. Either way you were excited. Not only would you be seeing your parents, but you also would be taken to Russia and France. Man if this was your new job, you could get used to this.

@goldensunshineshit @snobunns @olyink @lolitsellieletsgobro

[thewritetofreespeech]

oh oh! those knb headcanons were very nice!! thank you for writing themm can I please have something similar but them being bfs 🥺💖

Sure thing! Sorry in advance if I used the wrong pronouns. It was just easier to us “girlfriend” than be more gender neutral this time.

KnB Boyfriend Type HC

Kuroko

Good boyfriend

Possibly met because #2 ran up to you and yipped at your ankles til you picked him up

Animals can always spot good people

Difficulty in expressing himself fully and how much he cares about you

It’s hard to express how much you like someone if you don’t use your words. But tried really hard to be more vocal

On the flipside, in not being very expressive, Testu-kun is very blunt. As we all know from him roasting people unintentionally

Would be very up front if people went “Awww! Is that your girlfriend~!”….”Yes this is my girlfriend [Y/N].”

No shame. No hesitation in the lad, which throws people off.

Makes a point to have you involved in Serin or GOM activities. Doesn’t want you to feel left out.

Loves to pet your head. Totally gets why people do it to him all the time.

Favorite activity: reading quietly together. Sometimes the same book so you can discuss. Often times separate books just sitting together on the couch.

Akashi

Torn between Akashi wanting someone hyper type A like he is to keep up with him or someone just incredibly sugar sweet.

The boy needs some mothering in his life. Not in a creepy way you pervs!

Want to see him with an adorable ball of sunshine who’s always happy and tries to make him smile

Lots of soft Akashi smile. Gah! My knees!

All free time not dedicated to studying or basketball is dedicated to you

When you have his time, you have it. His attention is only focused on you when you’re together

Respects your need for privacy and alone time if you ask for it.

Weird ultra first world dating problems. “My family is going to our private beach for 2 weeks in the summer. Do you want to come? We fly out Thursday.”

Above is very rare though. Much more prefers “commoner” dating plans like going to the park or window shopping.

Yes I made an Ouran reference in a KnB Headcanon post. Sue me.

Favorite activity: gardening. Likes to watch things grow and create things with his own hands, and you. Finds it extremely peaceful to be out with the flowers on sunny days.

Aomine

I love Aomine to death, and I say this with all the love in the world: he’d be a terrible boyfriend

At first anyway

Really has no concept of others outside of himself at times & is extremely selfish

Also has the emotional capacity of a moody 5-year-old

It will take a lot of work for him to change

And, more importantly, the right person

Any man is willing to change for the right person in their lives

Once he works over some of his hurdles, he can be a really good boyfriend

Extremely protective. Don’t even look at his baby wrong or you’re gonna get molly-whopped on sight

Always proud to show you things. Like a new dunk. Passing grade on one of his assignment. This really big crayfish he found

Praised all his life for basketball, but literally nothing else. Has a super praise kink.

Favorite activity: taking naps and cuddling with you. Very octopus-y with his limbs. Hope you went to the bathroom before you laid down!

Midorima 

Good boyfriend. Maybe tries a little too hard.

Super focused on his studies and planning. But not super good with expressing emotions. Accept annoyance

Also you can’t plan falling in love

Would super try though

Probably reads ever shoujo manga Momoi has to research on how to be a good boyfriend & what girls like. With disastrous results.

Much better boyfriend when he starts being himself

Your superstitious love nerd keeps track of your horoscope as well, to let you know everyday what to look out for

Possibly a ploy just to talk to you everyday

Also checks in to make sure you’re eating properly

Brings you your own lucky item on particularly “ominous” days according to the Oha Asa

Favorite activity: study dates. Likes the quiet, collaborative spirit of you both working and learning together. Also possibly so he can help you; and show you how smart he is.

Kise

You know what this shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material

Probably a line he used on you when you were first going out

Most experienced with dating out of the bunch

Kise is the ultimate cliché, rom-com boyfriend

Some of it is an act. Most of it is genuinely his personality

Love it when he let’s a little of his real personality shine through, and turns the “show” off for a while

Remembers every birthday, holiday, anniversary, and mini-anniversary and makes a celebration out of it

Likes to bring you to his model shoots because “look at how popular I am! be proud of me! also did everyone see how cute my girlfriend is!”

Same with the above if you come to his games

Hella gentleman. You don’t touch a doorknob while Kise is around for the first year of you dating

Favorite activity: dates around the city walking around. Maybe go see a movie. Or split a crepe by some fountain in the park. Real A level cliché stuff.

Murasakibara

Kind of hard dating a 7ft toddler. But you make it work

Murasakibara is really sweet though

He might not get it all the time, but does have a genuine desire to make you happy and be happy with you

Misses you a lot when he’s at school. I feel like I read somewhere that Yosen was an all-boys school, but could find no proof of that. Rolling with it though.

Texts you a lot during the day at school. Mostly to complain that he’s bored or wants to get cake after school

Brings extra snacks for you on outings. If you don’t eat them he will, so win-win.

Would share one single potato chip with you if you asked. Which is a big accomplishment

Would totally give you his beloved hair tie if you need it.

Gets teased a lot by his older siblings when you come over

Like standing in a field of purple headed giants when you’re at his house

Seriously, what are their parents feeding these kids??

Favorite activity: blanket forts and movies night, with lots of snack & fizzy drinks. No scary movies please.

Kagami

Totally not in love with you until the moment he is

And you’re gonna hear about it that moment too

Being wishy-washy with your feelings is the same thing as being afraid. And Kagami Taiga isn’t afraid of anything!

Except dogs. But he’s working on that.

Way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

Make him some food or a bento and he’s yours forever.

Loves it when you come to his practices and games

He gets super fired up

10x more likely to play harder and win when you’re around

Also 10x more likely to break shit because he really is just a big puppy bundle of testosterone and enthusiasm.

Always needs to be near you when you’re around. Whether it’s hugging, holding hands, or standing right beside you, he always wants you to be by his side.

Favorite activity: eating meals together. Particularly at home. Loves when you cook for him, or if you make something together. Likes to sit at the dinner table and talk about each other’s day, what you want to do that weekend, really anything.

[donivanessdoodles]

POWER METAL PIRATES

Part one of the crew introduction and information:

I'm excited to see that you all want to know about the crew I have. Also please ignore any typos. I'm sure theres alot haha.. Well let's start with the captains~

The Power Metal Pirates have 2 captains. Pidgeon and Lincoln.

Let's start with Pidgeon~

Armored Pidgeon

Pidgeon belongs to me, she is a main one piece oc and let me tell ya she is a bundle of chaos.

Basic info

Female

26 years old

Bisexual

5ft 2in

250 lbs (due to her fruit powers)

Wanted Title: Armored Pidgeon

Bounty: unsure yet

Favorite food: Burritos

Singer/guitarist- favorite is playing the accordion

Leather worker

She grew up in the East Blue on a very very small island with her older sister Canary and Lincoln as childhood friends. Her and her sister are a species I made called Colossai, related to giants in a way but they can turn into beast like forms and become taller. Pidgeon is short at a height of only 5ft 2 shes on of the smallest Colossai remaining of the species. So far I only have her and her sister.

Family owns a small clothing and fabric shop, Canary and Pidgeon take it over once their parents pass and Pidge specializes in leather.

She regularly hunts and skins to make her own leather.

Small details:

Her right eye was taken out during a childhood accident. She wears and eye patch to cover the injury and to look very stylish~

Her hair/mane is a mess Usually using clips to clip the side up making a Mohawk.

Stands Pigeon toed when nervous (toes pointing in)

Devil fruit and Abilities:

Yoroi-yoroi no mi: Armor armor fruit. A paramencia fruit. Her body can change into metal and become metal plated as armor. She can combine this with her Colossai ability to turn into a large armored beast. Down side is that her weight is very heavy for her size and parts of her body stay metal at all times (gray patches of skin)

Colossai ability. Becomes a 9ft tall beast, long and muscular arms giving her strength and claws that are sharp. She is blind in this form, she does not have eyes ans relying on her hearing and smell. Large jaw and teeth. She can talk but her speech is distorted.

Carries a Axe, itnis a guitar but also a functioning weapon.

She will bite, no questions asked

One Cent Lincoln

This sweet ass bean belongs to @that-one-fat-lesbian who is my BESTIE

I worked hard on this reference tho its only a sketch ref. Lol he is an chaotic mess also but it more down to earth than Pidgeon. They are best friends and together make one whole brain cell.

Basic info

Male

27 years old

Bisexual

7ft tall bean

Bassist/singer

Coin- coin fruit

One of 10 siblings

Family of fishermen

190 lbs

Wanted Title: One-Cent Lincoln

Bounty: unsure

Growing up in the East Blue he was born into a fisherman family with alot of older siblings, all boys. Being the youngest he was a brat at times. Meeting Pidgeon and Canary by getting in major trouble and his dad forcing him to help out in the tailor shop after fishing duties and school.

Growing up together Lincoln and Pidge got into trouble here and there and decided that they would be pirates as some of his siblings were pirates, marines, and stay home nobodies.

Small details

Gages in both ears and the first coin that Lincoln ever made with his devil fruit.

Dyes his hair purple haha

Devil Fruit and Abilities:

The coin-coin fruit is exactly as it sounds. Lincoln can create coins out of nothing. These coins are of the lowest value, but he can use them to pay for goods.

He uses the coins as bullets in his pistols and guns.

Other abilities are a current work in progress.

How Pidge and Lincoln got their Fruits:

Lincoln's older brother had found a devil fruit while fishing. Being a bully he pressured Lincoln into eating the fruit and being a kid, he did.

Once he ate the fruit and knew what it was, him and Pidge set out to find another fruit. Using the families boat they would fish every night until they found one.

Canary the Siren:

*reference sheet coming soon*

Older sister to Pidgeon! Canary the Siren, the more responsible of the two sisters. She may not be a part of the Power Metal Pirate crew she is their strongest alliance. Currently she is part of the Buggy Pirates and is a Oc x Cannon ship: Canary x Buggy

Basic info:

Female

Pansexual

30 yrs old

6ft tall

190lbs

Non fruit user

Seamstress/songer

Instrument: hurdy gurdy

Wanted Title: The Siren

Bounty: unsure

With parents away most of the time she took care of her younger sister happily seeming the motherly type. Creating fashion and clothing was her passion at a young age. Their parents quickly taking notes and making it their family business.

With parents dying young Canary quickly took over and started shipping her clothing to other islands and parts of the east blue, taking care of Pidgeon and Lincoln.

Knowing Pidgeon and Lincoln's passion for being pirates she is 100% supportive.

When the younger ones leave on their pirate adventure Canary finds herself bored and longing for more. When Buggy and his crew doxk at the island this was her chance to go.

If you'd like to read that small story @cyborg-franky lovingly wrote it here:

Cute Halloween:

Small Details:

Rarely uses her Colossai ability as it is physically draining for her.

The large scar on her right shoulder is from a run in with bandits. She was kidnapped and it was the best way to subdue her was to handicap her, though with her Colossai form she escaped.

The scar unfortunately effects her everyday life as she will lose feeling in her hand/arm and may drop items, loose her grip etc.

Abilities:

Colossai form is still being worked on but will be based on agility though still debating on if it'll be flight or aquatic style.

Very fast and graceful

Siren Song. She knows lullabys and poems and when sung correctly can help manipulate, confuse, or influence others but only for a few minutes. Which is most cases, every minute counts.

This is just part one of the crew and more to come soon of my One piece ocs. Thank you to those who may find my ocs interesting and those who showed interest. Feel free to ask questions~

Tags for those who wanted to know more:

@ashencreations @pagingdoctorbedlam @secretsnailor @rosiinante @ivy-spivy @cipher-p0 @chinesegal

[ninjacat1515]

Prophecy

A 12 year old human boy is prophesied to be the Chosen One to defeat the great evil of the Pillager Warlord, Matias. Humans, Villagers, and witches sympathetic to non Illagers rally around him. He is trained and taught the ways of the warrior by seasoned adult Heroes who show him everything they know.

He excels in the training but deep down is TERRIFIED of his eventual fight with Matias and wakes up crying one night from a horrible dream where he fails.

"Don't be afraid, Ian! You will win!" The older people keep telling him, reassuring his frayed fighting spirit to the best of their abilities. But none of it helps stave off the sinking terror that is slowly overwhelming him.

When the dreaded confrontation happens, it's deep in the enchanted woods in a huge clearing. Ian sees the crimson eyes staring him down from more than 7ft off the ground. He nearly faints as Matias slowly emerges, and starts to have an emotional breakdown.

The Pillager was like a living brick wall, and decked out in Netherite armor with dragon leather. He was smiling at first, an evil grin of hunger and sheer greed. But that smile had quickly fallen away along with his wicked attitude. Now he was just staring at Ian, confused and angry.

"Why are you a child?!?" Matias barks. "They were supposed to send a mighty warrior, not a fucking kid!! I was expecting a 40 something human not...this. What are they playing at??"

Ian fumbled and dropped his sword, fidgeting uncontrollably.

"I-I don't know! They said I was the Chosen One who will defeat you. There were several people who fit the description of middle aged fighter but none came with me. They...just sent me to do this alone, told me I was the only one who could succeed."

"What the fuck?! Are they smoking something funny? Instead of sending an experienced person who actually has half a chance in hell, they throw a child to do their work for them. My boy, I apologize for their stupidity."

The warlord did not have an interest in fighting or even hurting him, and Ian stood there watching the old devil rant about how much he hated prophecies.

"It's always the same in almost every tale. Send some kid to do the deeds grown adults should be fucking doing. Now they tried to make it a reality."

"So...you're not going to eat me?.."

"No! But I AM going to eat whomever dredged up this smoking pile of dragon shit of an idea. You look hungry, take this venison jerky and lantern. It will keep things away that are scarier than I am, and I advise you get going soon."

Ian stammered as he took the gifts and Matias kept grumbling. What a keen disappointment and waste of time, but at least the boy had arrived prepared and armed. He felt sorry for the kid though, being reminded of himself in his younger days; shoved into dangerous situations due to lazy and uncaring higher ups.

The would be hero stood in disbelief as Matias departed, leaving him without a scratch. He sprinted back the way he had come, keeping the lantern held out and at one point seeing a shadow much bigger than Matias retreat from the light.

Ian broke free of the woods and did not stop running until sunrise. He glanced back over his shoulder and didn't know what to think of that Pillager anymore.