#my beautiful wife 🥰🥰🥰
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bisexualfbiagents · 3 months ago
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THE X FILES | Roland (1.23)
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rainbow-sunshine-unicorn · 3 months ago
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People laughed at Anthony for this:
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But, getting married literally solved ALL of his issues
Insomnia? Cured
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Alcoholism? He found something better to drink
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Anger Issues? Booped out of him
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and THIS is who he’s married to:
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Like of course, he has no complaints and thinks his marriage is perfect!!!
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backpackingspace · 9 days ago
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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arachniasbride · 5 months ago
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"How is it?" "Mm-mm. Kind of crunchy."
Cybill & Maryann: best moments | Cybill (S01E08)
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swallowtail-ageha · 3 months ago
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They look like one of those badly photoshopped amateur rap album covers
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millionsknives · 10 months ago
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quick & messy biblically accurate johanna and finnick sketch just to nail down exactly how i imagined them
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thiziri · 1 year ago
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Princess Anne and her husband Captain Tim Laurence attending VE Day commemorations at the Heads of State Ceremony in Hyde Park, on 07 May 1995.
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nico-di-genova · 12 days ago
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Alexander Rossi with greying hair and laugh lines, reblog if you agree.
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victorianchildwithinternet · 3 months ago
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BEST EPISODE YET JUST BECAUSE MY DOOR WIFE WAS HERE AND SHE WAS EXACLTY THE SAME AS SHE ALWAYS HAS BEEN. I LOVE MY TORY WIFE I MISSED HER <3
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cartoonishreal · 2 months ago
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Can we see your wife please? 🥺👉👈
BEHOLD !!!!!!!!!!
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d0d0-b0i · 2 years ago
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MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!
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sibylsleaves · 18 days ago
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i am going to rewatch the for the west coast airing i decided
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mavuikas-beloved · 23 days ago
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status update: i love my wife more than ever 🥰💕💖❤️
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rosemaze-reveries · 2 months ago
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this letter is KILLING me oh. assuming these are lines for sangria to rehearse for her inevitable police interrogation, i feel so 💔
right after being freed from her dad she was ushered into another cage, and this letter reads like the false hope she briefly had in between
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pinkelotjeart · 5 months ago
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Having my friends go “you’re married” every time I simp for a man is so funny. Like that’s never stopped me before? Mind your business.
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chaoticstateofaffairs · 10 months ago
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CAT CUT HER HAIR!!!! OMG!!!!! Y’ALL, MY WIFE IS FUCKIN GORGEOUS!!!! KNEEL BEFORE HER!!!! 😭😭😭😭
OMG I CRIED SHES SO BEAUTIFUL AND JUST OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ADKDJJSKAKSJHJJJSKSJAKAKKSJSJSJ
I AM A SLUT FOR MY WIFE 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰♥️♥️♥️♥️
GIVE HER ALL THE KISSES AND HOLD HER AND JUST 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰♥️♥️♥️♥️
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