#my beautiful dumbass

[stardusteyes]

Ash: *sees a Deadite crawling around in the hallway* ...

Ash: *calmly takes out a walkie-talkie and turns it on* Come in, Randy.

Randolph: *picks up* Williams! I saw it! I saw it!

Ash: He’s right here, Randy. It’s looking at me.

Randolph: He’s an ugly little spud, isn’t he?

Ash: I think he can hear you, Randy.

Randolph: Don’t move. Without legs it’s won’t hurt you.

Deadite: *starts speed-crawling to Ash, loudly growling*

Ash: AAAAAAAAHHHHH-!

Randolph: *following the noise* Williams! Ash!

Ash: *now lying on the floor, covered in Deadite guts* Ugh...

Randolph: *finds him, kneels down* Williams! What happened? Are you okay?

Ash: I got him, but he’s all over me.

Randolph: That’s great! Actual physical contact! You can still move, right?

Ash: God, this reeks...

Herbert: *buzzes in* Carter. Carter! Come in, please.

Randolph: *picks up* West! I’m with Williams. The Deadite attacked him, but he managed to dispose of it. He’s currently covered in what’s left.

Herbert: That’s great, Carter. Save some for me.

[remcadll]

Thinking about outsiders 2003 #44-46 again. And just outsiders 2003 in general. Also this post happy pride month

Specifically had this panel in mind, look at them hanging out and displaying terrible trigger discipline <3 Jason is a reliable source :)

[isawjamfirst]

pls kiss his forehead

[spacedace]

You know, when I picked up a book of murder mystery themed logic puzzles, at no point was I anticipating that I'd end up engrossed in a slow burn rivals to friends to enemies to lovers story between a logic obsessed moronsexual and his pretty boy eccentric boyfriend, and yet here I am. Utterly obsessed.

Like, this puzzle book is absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. The world is like if a Monty Python sketch and the movie Clue had a lovechild and the kid grew up to be obsessed with Lost and hilariously bad ghost hunting shows.

There's a Moriarty-like character who is basically Agatha Christie if she was portrayed by Rowan Atkinson's Blackadder. The non-binary character could rival Elliot Spencer with how many skills and jobs they have throughout the book. There's a secret base on the moon and for some reason a college football coach is there. There's a section of the book where a movie studio is making a movie of the book that you're working your way through. Actual, literal Excalibur is used as a murder weapon.

This thing is insane and I love it and I'm literally going to my local bookstore right now to go get the other two books in the series because I burned through this thing in less than a week

[shinysobi]

"it was awkward to see colin flirt and behave like a rake" "he gave me the ick" yes ! that is the fucking point!! congratulations! you have the media literacy skills of a fucking monkey because my 4-year old niece could understand it better than you do.

we are supposed to find colin cringey and annoying and get the ick because that is not who he is. he is not anthony, or simon, or even benedict. colin (apart from gregory) is the sweetest of all bridgerton brothers (i'm going by book canon) and his most identifiable character trait is the fact that he values an emotional connection above everything. he runs away to the continent because he wants to feel that emotional connection. he has meaningless sex in brothels because that is the example he has seen growing up, that is the norm. he tries so hard to fit into the norm. he goes out drinking, adopts an entirely new personality, learns flirtations because that is how he thinks he will fit in. he's got armour on, as violet said. he puts everyone's needs above his own, he stops rambling on and boring his family with details of his trip because he knows no one cares. he doesn't talk to anthony or benedict about his heartaches because he knows they still, somewhere in their heart of hearts, view him as the annoying younger brother. he's so devastated by his closest friend not responding to him that he adopts a new personality in the hopes that it might mask the hurt better. he runs after penelope in episode one because he is so attuned to her emotions that he knows she's hurting, and tries to comfort her even when she's spiraling and lashes out. he must have been hurt by her words in the "good night mr bridgerton" scene but he puts it aside to genuinely apologise to her when literally no one else in that family would do that. colin, instead of brooding over his own feelings, goes and corners penelope in her family's garden and apologises to her, disregarding his own hurt at being cruelly dismissed by his close friend.

penelope asking colin to kiss her is not a mark of how "pathetic" she is. she has written and shamed herself in a manner that is almost entirely unsalvageable. she is at her lowest point, and then portia comes in and reminds her of how undesirable she is, and she sinks even lower. she asks colin to kiss her because she sees it as a final act, after which she can quietly wave goodbye to her dreams of ever getting married and leaving her mother's home. colin kisses her because he is also keenly aware of how she's feeling. he knows how hurt she is, he wants to do anything to alleviate that. be it cracking a joke, or kissing her. he is gentle, because he wants it to be something she can dream of when she's by herself. penelope, at this moment, has no hope for herself, and their kiss is an act of letting go for her. no, it's not a pity kiss, no he did not like her after her glow up, he has always loved her. him being struck dumb is a reaction to her physical transformation, nothing more. he does not flirt with her in that ballroom scene, he only approaches her when she's in distress. he's not flirting with her. i can assure you penelope could wear the frumpiest most neon yellow gown of all time and colin would still go "<333 my pen" for her.

colin jumps to catch the balloon's ropes because he sees that penelope is in danger, he does not give a shit about anyone else lmao. he feels temporary relief when he sees eloise run to safety, but the moment he sees penelope in immediate danger, he rushes to take action. afterwards, when he sees that she's being comforted by debling (all my homies hate debling, even if he is aro/ace coded i do NOT claim him) he does not approach her. it would be easy for him to do so, but he does not, because he respects her boundaries. colin bridgerton is the only man in the ton who respects women (the featherington sons-in-laws are too pretty to have a thought) he calls out fife and his friends for treating women like objects and calls them cavalier. the only way he would have been more explicit about his demisexuality was if he tap danced on the club table (entertaining thought, luke newton please)

colin also rapidly takes action, something which no one in the show has done so far. simon would have died instead of accepting his feelings for daphne, daphne would have been content with a loveless marriage forever instead of asking for help. kate would have pushed edwina down the aisle and gone off to india instead of confronting her own feelings, and anthony would have married edwina if she hadn't been brave enough for the three of them to run from the altar and ruin herself. penelope stood on the sidelines for years and loved him quietly because she had no hope of him loving her back. colin, the moment he is assured of his feelings, runs to penelope, almost kisses her in the middle of a ballroom. when he hears that debling is about to propose, he goes to the ball, just to dissuade penelope one more time. he cuts into their dance because he's desperate. when he runs after her carriage, he asks her if she has been proposed to, because he would not have touched her otherwise. he confesses his feelings to her only when he knows that she hasn't gotten engaged to debling, and when she says "but we are friends" he moves away. nothing more. he would have let her go, if she did not return his feelings.

idk whether i should be flattered or offended at people misunderstanding this season because on one hand it is offensive, but on the other hand, it means only smart people get polin. seriously. your minds have been rotted by insta-love and enemies to lovers that you can't even appreciate the innate beauty of friends to lovers. being friends with someone and then holding all those feelings for them. the trepidation of possible rejection. the fulfillment of being loved by the person who knows you the best of them all. the privilege of loving someone whose feelings you know better than your own. love is gentle and kind and yes it is a violent, uprooting force but above all, love does not hurt anyone. it does not hurt you. i could love someone quietly for years and it wouldn't bother me if their feelings were requited or not because my feelings are none of their business and i consider it a privilege to love and be loved by them, even if it is not in the way i would want it to be. polin are privileged in the highest sense. they know each other better than anyone else, they know how to love each other better than anyone else. to think they are rushed or they dont deserve each other is a disservice to both of them. they would be miserable with anyone else.

in other matters, if i see one more person talking smack about luke or nicola behind the safety of their screens i will personally get a bazooka.

[userhangmanpage]

how can you look at that smile and the look in those beautiful green eyes and not instantly want to give him the whole world?

[vaguely-concerned]

powerful mental image of lucanis expounding passionately about any given one of his limited but extremely deep areas of interest (the wyvern/knives/coffee/cooking/murder continuum of lucanis dellamorte special interests if you will) while rye lounges around and Beholds him with palpable twink boutta pounce energy

[helenvader]

More Mairon. I'm obsessed. :-)

Bonus silly expressions:

[chicken-blitz13]

I hope Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi (Dek's actor) didn't see the nasty stuff online about the character.

[merelyafigment]

... I cannot believe how ridiculous and porny this line of dialogue is. I CANNOT WRITE THIS. People will laugh.

[goldenflowers]

i needed to clean up my screenshots folder so i grabbed a bunch of nice screenshots i took of briala in act 1 ❤️

[melystar48]

my beautiful son with every single disease and virus both known and unknown to us

(ref pic stolen from @thefishinyourwalls hi pook please don't come for me 💔 /silly)

[unwillingdarling]

in class (nursing school), my instructor stumbling over and talking about the 'ell gee bee ummmmmmm tee? ummm queue...... what else?'

like if yall knew the type of dykes and fags i love you would want to hurl

apparently it's 'controversial' for me to outright say i want my practice to implicitly include trans and intersex people. even tho a MASSIVE tenet of nursing is..... ADVOCACY....

i will always advocate for yall. get behind me. i will protect u with this hypodermic needle and a sword

[lasouillonne]

Oh hi.. so, my besti and I were still crying over the It movies and we decided to give Richie a boyfriend… so there is Jack Robertson, my besti’s oc (Lokittie___ on ig)

Those shirt on the first draw are Gremlins related. Richie fucking love Gremlins.

This one is from my besti (@lokittie___ on Instagram) … Richie and his stupid pajama Jack hates but love

And this one is full drama crying sobbing (Richie has hallucinations where he see and hear Eddie)….

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier as Martin Evershed ACKLEY BRIDGE