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lollytea · 7 years

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I have a three hour class coming up, so naturally, I need to give you something that will take you three hours to write to make it fair. Gimme all of them for either Satin Diamond or Jazzle, your choice.

Idk enough about Puzzle to do ALL of these about Jazzle so I went with the sparkles.

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Now I’ve said that Guy is a HUUUUUGE impulse buyer who would probably throw money at whatever remotely reminded him of Satin. But I also imagine Satin as the type to spend MORE on stuff for Guy.

Just because while he’ll buy anything that holds his attention long enough, she’s more focused on the quality. If it’s expensive, its good. All shit that goes on her boy gotta be designer and she is hellbent on dressin him pretty.

So Satin. Its Satin.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Guy. Whenever he has a tight schedule, he’s either working or napping cuz damn son hes exhausted. But the thing is, that leaves him with very little time to spend with Satin. So sleeping in her lap is the best he can get.

Meanwhile, my girl has a way better sleep endurance than he does. She can pull off an all-nighter and still seem perfectly composed the next day. Satin’s fuckin incredible.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

who tf u think

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Guy is often begging Satin to get some sleep. But listen, if she’s in the zone, you cant stop her. Yes, Guy, she’s aware its 2am.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Neither Satin or Chenille have much experience in cooking. They were pretty spoiled and never had to lift a finger in any kind of housework during their childhood and teenage life. Both of them have had to learn since they moved out but they gotta stick to the basic stuff.

Bless her, Satin’s heart was definitely in the right place. But what she tried to cook was gourmet which she sure as hell was not ready for yet.

Guy’s childhood ran more on a chore wheel kinda thing. He and his siblings had to take turns cooking dinner each week so like he’s a lot more acquainted with it. But is he proud of Satin’s obvious efforts, that’s his girl! You did amazing for your first try!

Tbh he probably tries to eat some of it just to be like “Nonono its fine, we can totally eat this for di-” *Chokes and has to spit it out* “Yeah ok imma make some cookies. You did a good job tho I love you”

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

At a petstore, Guy points at two lizards lying on top of eachother “That one’s me and that one’s you.”

“There’s a fine selection of squeaky toys over here and I'm going to pick one just to whack you with.”

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

I mean Guy wears the clothes Satin MAKES so

I'm sure he’s tried on her actual clothes a couple times tho

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Satin: “Okay okay, so it was a good day. A really good day. A productive day. Bought the groceries for dinner tonight, made the phone calls, picked up the dry-cleaning, went to the post office, got the car fixed, vacuumed the living room-”

Guy: “Aww baby, that’s great. Hey, where’s Jade?”

Satin: “Where’s who now?”

Guy: “Our 2 year old son? You-you picked him up from day-care, right?”

*Sounds of Satin grabbing her keys and tripping out the front door*

Guy: “.....was that a yes orrrr?”

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

Guy cant read maps so he drives. Also if they have a kid (or theyre babysitting the other kids) Satin’s better at telling them to behave so its better if she’s not behind the wheel.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Guy poses, Satin draws. Its like part of their whole model/designer dynamic. Duh

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Guy backflips, Satin has chips

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

After the first article of clothing is removed, Satin is forced to confiscate Guy’s glass.

“Sweetheart, listen. We cant afford to do this again. We cant go back to jail.”

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

They both do ofc

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Satin did when she was really little but Guy hadn't the foggiest clue why she kept doing in. He just piped up with “That's not your last name, it’s mine, silly!” Then proceeded to tell her what her last name was in case she forgot.

She did start calling herself Satin Diamond a few years before they got married. Like it wasn't his real last name so it didn’t matter much. Plus it sounded classy as hell. You wouldn't wanna fuck with a lady called Satin Diamond.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Neither of them are huge fans of spiders but as Guy always had to suck it up and take spiders out for his little sister’s sake, he’s a lot more equipped to dealing with it.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Satin often doesn't wear jackets so if she cold, Guy’s on that shit in an instant

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

They both got a pretty good relationship with eachothers siblings. Guy’s brothers are all lovable nerds in their heart so they adopt Satin immediately

Meanwhile Chenille is like a sister to Guy so like she knows he’ll cherish Satin with all his heart but like. Like a sister. Tell me Chenille hasn't blown her top several time cuz her annoying little brother/her sister’s boyfriend is being a shit again

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

Guy probably. Their relationship kinda develops from friends to occasional flirting to more recurring flirting to constant flirting and like Guy is almost CERTAIN they’re on the same page. Orrrrr flirty might just be a budding aspect of Satin’s personality because hey, it does suit her very well.

Eventually he just gets confused and impatient and blurts out like “HEY ARE WE DOING WHAT WE’RE THINK WE’RE DOING CUZ I LIKE YOU A LOT AND-”

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Pretty good, considering they weren’t really ready to be parents. The whole nine months was like last minute cramming for a test. They read so many baby books my fuckin god.

But no Satin’s a natural mom. Not as high energy as Poppy and a lot more subdued but still very caring and considerate. She’s calm and logical when helping her kid deal with problems and makes sure he always feel comfortable when talking to her. Jade is REALLY close with his momma.

Also if he gets caught sneaking out at night, he’s shish kabob. But he respects and understands that. His mom is the best person in the world. He just wouldn't dare fuck with her

Guy is also a very devoted father and tends to act as the sillier parent. His relationship with kid can be best described as “Lovingly argumentative.” But no matter, how much he makes fun of his Dad, Jade is probably his biggest fan. He knows the man’s complete filmography by heart and aspires to be an actor too. (Jade cant act for shit but ssssh he’ll change his career choice when he’s older)

But yeah, Guy spent years as his acting coach and tried so hard too because he personally believed his boy could do anything. Turns out he couldn't but ehhh, its the thought that counts. Guy loves Jade to bits and vice versa.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Neither of them use perfect grammar but Satin is most definitely the number thing. Guy is not.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

I dunno if either of them are the type to get bullied. At least in the case of Satin, she just doesn't take crap. But I guess in the case of Guy, who’s just so unashamedly himself, he might piss off a few other kids with that toxic masculinity mind-set. It probably doesn't happen often but if it ever did, Satin would bite their heads off. She aint here for this bullshit.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Guy: *puns*

Satin: “You’re doing amazing sweetie” (I imagine death so much, it feels like a memory.)

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Hear me out. Guy is the impulse buyer, which is why it shocks everyone when Satin is the one to buy the puppy. She was going through an emotional week ok?? Leave her alone

Guy actually has to be the voice of reason here because babe do we have time for a dog idk if we can do this

They end up keeping it and tbh they are TOTALLY the type of people to call themselves the dog’s mommy and daddy. They’re those people fite me

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Satin doesn't get tired easily but she wears pinchy shoes a lot so Guy gives piggybacks when she needs it

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

I need to tattoo “Guy is Satin’s biggest fan” to my gotdamn forehead

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

Satin. Guy hates candid photos so fuckin much so like nobody has any pictures of him laughing or sleeping or just walking around with no makeup on.

Except for Satin. Satin has like a billion. Guy just doesn't know about them cuz she knows he’d make her delete them.

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

I mean Satin DID give Guy a makeover when he asked. You don't think the legendary Guy Diamond look was a one man job, do you? Nah, the twins helped create the icon.

Hell, his first experience with makeup was Satin hiding him the girls bathroom stall when they were like 12 and covering up the acne on his chin after she caught him getting upset over it.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Look if Satin ever gets a snake, Guy aint gonna be pleased

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Okay but listen to me. Guy makes a big deal every time his hair gets wet. He hates rain. He hates it so fuckin much.

One time when they were teenagers, they agreed to meet at the other end of town to see a movie. Ofc theres a downpour and Guy’s standing with his umbrella at the bustop, waiting for Satin’s bus to show up. But once she steps out, she looks frazzled af, clearly having not expected the rain.

So its been a long day and Satin is pacing back and forth, unintentionally splashing puddled as she rambles about an unfair detention she received, about Chenille stealing her hairdryer, about her homework not making any sense.

The rain suddenly stops pelting her head and a shadow falls over her frame. She turns around to find him with his arm outstretched and his umbrella looming over her.

Guy blinks, confused as she stares at him in shock, his hair a soaking mess. “What?

And Satin is just internally “Imma marry him. I stg imma marry this loser.”

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

Wherever there’s city lights and rooftop penthouses. Theatres, restaurants and glitzy ballrooms. They live for the night glow. Tbh take them to Paris. Let them dance under the Eiffel Tower at midnight. Tell me that isn't the pinnacle of romanticism.

Also Satin takes the pictures. She’s the better photographer between them. Guy gets too eager and so many of his pics are fuzzy

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meltiverse · 5 years

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00-Prime Universe’s Mel Profile

Here’s the profile for the Mel from the Prime universe, a.k.a. myself, Mod Mel! Most versions of me will share at least a few traits. When other Mels share said traits, I will simply say that it’s pretty much the same as 00-Mel and describe the few differences if applicable.

General infos

Full Name: Mélanie Lacroix

Nickname: Mel

Nationality: French-Canadian

Languages: French and English, but know a few words of many other languages including Spanish, Japanese and Latin.

Birthday: April 12

Sex: Female

Gender: Genderqueer, somewhere between non-binary woman and gender-nonconforming. Basically, I’m fine with the genitalia I was born with, but I present more as agender/gender-neutral, sometime more masculine and other times a bit more feminine, but I don’t really like how restrictive binary genders tend to be and I just want to be myself, you know?

Pronouns: They/them, She/her, no real preference of one over the other

Sexual/romantic orientation: Usually go with Queer out of simplicity, but mostly identify as demisexual and demi-panromantic. Basically, I need to first feel romantic attraction before feeling sexual attraction, and I need to first feel an emotional connection or bond before developing a romantic attraction, but developing an emotional bond with someone doesn’t guarantee attraction either. Fictional characters work somewhat differently, and I can get attracted on the basis of how interesting I find them.

Physical Appearance

Height: Somewhere between 5’0” and 5’1”

Weight: Around 180lb

Body shape: Average shoulders, not really large nor narrow. Average/large chest. Chubby face, belly, arms and legs. Somewhat narrow hips and small butt. Thick thighs.

Skin: rather pale, but mark and blush really easily, lot’s of beauty marks and freckles, especially on the arms. Faint scar across the throat from surgery, but it’s barely noticeable. Somewhat hairy due to my reluctance to shave or use other hair removal techniques. I basically just trim a few places once in a while. Ears pierced but the holes closed because I never wear earrings. No tattoos… yet.

Hair: Brown, look somewhat copper-ish in the light, often dyed in purple/burgundy colors, kept in a short bob or pixie haircut.

Eyes: Naturally half-lidded, somewhat almond-shaped, dark brown, like the color of black coffee or cola.

Clothing style: Glasses, needed because I’m near-sighted but I prefer glasses to contacts, they are rectangular with half-frames, dark pink with a few light pink touches. Clothes are mostly comfortable, mostly pants or shorts with t-shirt. Pants are usually neutral color, and t-shirts are pretty colorful. Also, quite a few geeky t-shirts with video game stuff on them.

Personality

Qualities: Polite, open-minded, kind without being a pushover, independent, caring, smart, helpful, calm

Defaults: Somewhat prideful, tendency to overwork myself, too hard on myself, a tiny bit of a show-off, bottle up emotions, Stepford smiler tendencies

Abilities: Fast reading, make people feel calm and at ease, good memory, good sense of details

Hobbies: Reading. Writing. Cooking and baking. Watching TV. Shows, movies, cartoons, animes and Youtube videos. Playing video games, card games and board games.

Favorite colors: All shades of purple, but also pink, green, black and grey.

Favorite animals: All the felines, turtles, snakes, bats and skunks.

Fears: Slight fear of spiders and bugs that bite/sting, but that’s because I’m slightly allergic to most of them. And that’s pretty much it, really.

Life

Status: Happily single

Current living place: A small city in the province of Québec, Canada.

Family: Mom and step-dad: I’m not close to them, but I see them once in a while. Maternal grandparents: I see grandma once in a while, but I very rarely see grandpa. Half-brother: Same mom but different dads, I’m rather close to him and we see each other twice a month or so. Dad and step-mom: I’m very close to them, but I don’t see them that often because they live in Montréal and it’s a 6-7 hours drive from where I am. Step-brother: Step-mom’s son from a previous marriage, I’m not really close to him but I get along with him well enough. Aunts and Uncles: I see most of them once in a while, most of them are always ready to give me a hand if I need a ride or something.

Friends: I have one person I truly consider a good friend and it’s my BFF since we were around 15/16. We used to date, but we eventually understood that our love for each other was platonic only, akin to siblings. I have other friends that I’m not as close with, like my BFF’s boyfriend and friends, and the peoples from the LGBTQ+ discussion group I go to twice a month.

Pets: I have an adorable orange tabby cat. It’s a female and while technically, her name is Pupuce, I call her Baby most of the time.

Transportation: I don’t have a car. I don’t even have a permit. I usually walk or get rides from an uncle or my BFF, I sometime take the bus and I take a taxi if I have no other alternatives. There’s no Ubers yet where I live.

Home: I live alone with my cat in an apartment with a kitchen, living room, bedroom and bathroom.

Education: I have what is the equivalent of a high school diploma here.

Work: I work part-time in a discount department store. I worked at a local Mc Donald for almost 6 years and did a few other odd jobs here and there.

Medical history: I have Crohn’s disease and I’m a thyroid cancer survivor. As such, I have rather low levels of energy and I get tired easily.

Marking moments: My parents divorced when I was around 1-2 years old, I don’t really remember it though. When I was 6 years old, during Summer, I lost my Kindergarten best friend, her father killed her and then killed himself. When I was around 15 years old, I went to live with my father and that was honestly one of the best decision in my live, I lived with my mother until that point and it wasn’t the best life… I moved in my first apartment when I was 20. I was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease when I was around 20-21 and with thyroid cancer when I was around 25-26.

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