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liquidstar · 11 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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egberts · 1 month

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ALSO if prisoners could get educated then prisons could run themselves more reliably and function like communities which is conducive to a growing/healing/learning/absolving mindset

#sorry i just have so many opinions on prison abolition thanks to being the child of a prisoner #former prisoner #tho prison basically ruined his life forever and now he's a crazy old man #what did he go to prison for?? a few things but most damning was when we has like 19-22 or something he stole a car to impress a girl #he also lit it on fire which I will admit is worse but #a 19 year old kid (who got kicked out at 16 mind you) just trying to impress a girl and he went to prison for basically his whole 20s #he did uh. he did actually allegedly escape at one point but my aunt turned him back in. snitch #anyway yeah #i was born when he was 34 and like a handful of years if not months out at most #i was an accident rebound baby but then he ended up being a single father lmfao #said it taught him more than prison ever could #if you read all these tags that turned into a rant have a cookie

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porschesbabydaddy · 5 months

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Theerapanyakul cousins as children

Tankhun: extremely bossy but very cool big brother, comes up with the best games

Kinn: shy and awkward little kid, definitely had an ugly duckling glow up

Vegas: total crybaby with an explosive temper, universally described by teachers as a delight to have in class

Kim: undiagnosed autism baby and insufferable know it all

Macau: biter and certified Bratty Baby Cousin

#kinnporsche #saw a post that reminded me I had this lurking in my drafts #in my head kinn was an adorable chubby baby/toddler who turned into an awkward tween/teen and then a hot 20 something #you can’t convince me that Macau isn’t always out and about biting bitches #and Vegas is def an angry crier

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spiltcandycoatedpunkblood · 3 months

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Ruby: I was born in 2004---

My 1995 ass:

#S T O P #millie gibson just turned 20 in the last week #and my brother is older by a few months than ncuti #doctor who #ruby sunday #new who #how the fuck am i 29 i still feel like a teenager #hearing people born after 2000 like YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BABY WHY ARE YOU IN YOUR TWENTIES

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recurring-polynya · 1 year

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howl, zabimaru

bonus: here it is in two other colorways

#zabimaru #my fanart #is this...folk art?#this is a birthday present for renji because srsly who wouldn't want a linocut of their own bankai?#happy birthday renji!#i think this was more process than product but i had a pretty good time making it #sorry i couldn't decide between the colors so you get all of them #this is so awful but the purple version is actually based on RENJI'S STUPID TOQUE FROM ROLLING STAR #or at least at made it at the time that i was trying to color-correct that screenshot #i was just going thru the gradient maps that i had and was like 'oh no this looks good'#this is all digital btw #made possible by the bardotbrush art maker's club block print toolkit brushset. thank you lisa! i hope you never see this!!#i actually did take an actual block printing class once. it turned out it was less of a class and more of open studio for 3 old dudes #and as a result it took a ton of time outside of class that i didn't really expect #and i had a baby at the time and i also sucked at art then so i didn't re-enroll when it was over #point being: i think it would funny to go back and do nothing but 20-year old anime-themed block prints #you laugh but there was a big ass print someone made of totoro hanging in the room and it slapped

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siroofington · 2 months

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[VD: a montage of clips/pictures of Ryunosuke Tsunashi from Idolish7, set to "Goin' Out of My Head" by Little Anthony and the Imperials. There are sparkles over the clips. Some of the audio has been cut, so one of the verses says "but you don't even exist" while a pensive and then a sobbing emoji is overlaid on the video. end VD]

𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓇𝓎𝓊𝓊 💙

[PT: live laugh love ryuu /end PT]

[ID: heart locket GIF with a picture of a Ryuu mon plushie and the text "ryuu my beloved". End ID]

#this is only like 20% joking ngl.#idolish7 #ryunosuke tsunashi #ryuunosuke tsunashi #tsunashi ryunosuke #tsunashi ryuunosuke #i7 #my stuff #my vids #baby's first resolve project. finished 👍#dont know what happened with the sparkles LOL i was following a tutorial but it didnt turn out how it showed

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creepyscritches · 7 months

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23 year olds acting like they're suffering under the brutal weight of aging only gets weirder and weirder the older I get. You are transitioning from teenager to young adult and if anyone is making you feel old for it, you're probably still surrounded by children. Don't be weird to the other adults in the room bc you have a hang-up on the passage of time.

#Creepy chatter #Mentioned when my partner turned 30 and my coworkers were all like 'Oh hahaha I remember my 30th. A BLUR.'#Like if you are under 35 - 40 you are still like lol....not even close to old #Still in 'getting called a kid by senior colleagues' territory #I'm late 20s and just 👁️👁️#How many others in my work life know how baby I am #I'm like....lol....half the age of a lot of my employees #But I got into the field very early which is not the usual route #Me and my employee who was my coworker at our prev job lmao...#Her saying she wants to be like me when she grows up 🤝 me being 7 years younger than her

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b-a-n-d-e-r · 5 months

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#coastal tag #ft a friend!! no not the asshole sitting on my car #that fucker almost flew right in my window as soon as I pulled up I had to shoo it off #but immediately someone else pulled in and started feeding it out of their hand lol so I can see why it thought that was a good strategy #do you see the shiny little head in bottom left?🥰 sea friend #(sea lion)#once in that exact place there were like 20 babies and a few adults all swimming around right by shore!!!#but today just a couple adults body surfing in the waves #anyway I'm hearing we.... lost.... to atalanta.....#gonna just turn right back around and drive back to the ocean and jump in I guess #DO BETTER NEXT TIME PLEASE BOYS

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sexybritishllama · 6 months

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guys. i think my laptop has finally kicked the bucket :(

#eloise talks #I’ve tried proper resetting it and safe booting it up but it just turns off after like 20% every time #my baby nooooo

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footballandshit · 2 years

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#HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAMBI 🥰#my beloved baby goat!! 😘#i'm giving him a big mwah on the forehead!!#he's turned 20 omg i'm like crying rn 😭🫶#also today's bayern match...pls be good for bambi..i'm begginggg #jamal musiala #bayern munich #bayern münchen #germany nt #*ice edits #ice.gifs #footballsource

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cranberrymoons · 3 months

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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but #today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh #I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so #anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik #“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was #just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao #I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because #AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him #he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where #I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote #like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow #(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway #but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay #one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half #I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE #I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP

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winemom-culture · 4 months

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In less than a week, Charlie goes with his dad for summer for the first time. I’ve carved out private time in my day to go cry about it for the past 3 and counting.

#I literally asked for this arrangement I fought for it #reaping this rules sowing this sucks wtf etc etc #it’s literally like 2.5 months and his dad said he’s cool with me picking him up a few days every other weekend #and total permission to get him back otherwise for any important trips or events #AND WE ARE ONLY LIKE 20 minutes apart #and his dad has been on the other end of this equation for the last like 9 months he wants and deserves a turn #all that logical stuff is stuff I know but my heart still hurts #das my baby…..#he’s gonna come back a different kid #a grown man even #baby

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hailieshapedbox · 2 years

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i was that budtender that always gave sooo much free shit. in hollywood they literally could never figure out how i had such low sales compared. bitch its bc i dont fuck with your corporate bullshit, ooohf i went in when they told us to upsale the homeless buying $6 grams!!!! holla at the under paid, i get my fuckinn my worth

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guinevereslancelot · 2 months

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kinda surreal to watch my friends who are younger than me getting married and having kids meanwhile i haven't ever been in love

#to be fair my friends are not examples of what i want in my life #the ones who just had a baby should not have gotten married tbh and probably the baby wont help things #the ones who srebgetting married on tuesday definitely should not do that but oh well #they're all really young too the oldest of these four people just turned 22 #she got married at 20 #her husband was 19 #the other two are 21 and 18 getting married this week #i would not want to be them in a million years #i would like to get married someday but not until ive known the person a long time #so im not jealous of them bc i think they're all making mistakes rushing into things really fast way too young #but at the same time i cant even relate to what they're feeling bc i've never been in love #but the whole thing feels very fake feels very kids playing pretend at being grownups only its real people in their 20s get married #that's a thing that's considered normal

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apathyfairy · 14 days

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me at 13: by the time im 30 i will probably be married and maybe have a kid but for sure i will be living in my dream city and have my dream job. and also a lot of money

me at almost 30: i think i will treat myself to a corn dog this weekend

#i want a corn dog so bad rn #ngl u guys im actually really struggling with turning 30 at the end of the year lmao #not lmao bc it really is bothering me which is so stupid i know I Know #but. and i know we're All struggling with this. but it's like god i have done nothing with my life #like fr. everyone says that but i literally have done nothing. ive never had a real 9-5 ive been freelancing since college #and tbh i guess that's not a bad thing? but self worth wise i feel like a complete loser.#but ive just made one mistake after another and i know that's what your 20s are for and u know what this is my tags and im not going #to keep contradicting myself i feel like shit bc i feel like shit and ive wasted my whole life thats that #i just feel like such a sham like i cant believe this is what 30 is like i on god feel like im still a teenager #not in a carefree kind of way OBVIOUSLY. which i never was anyway. but i just ?? feel like that #scary fucking episode of rugrats where tommy and chuckie become their dads and they go to work and theyre so fucked up bc #well theyre babies and they dont know anything. and even the fact that i just referenced rugrats to explain how i feel lmaooooo #relationship wise well u guys know how that is. and i truly couldnt care less about what people think about me not being in a relationship #ever and tbqh i dont give a fuck anymore either like. and here i go bringing this up again. but after my ex im like ok life truly is so #short fr i dont even care like anyway. anyway. the point is there is just no reality whatsoever where i pictured my life where i am now #once again living with the abusive relative i moved across the ocean to get away from.#no love life to speak of. fr dont care but god wouldnt it be nice to be loved fr.....#no career. living in a state i hate with all my heart. barely surviving money wise. which is everyone rn but #if i had known 10 years ago this would be my life i would have honestly killed myself.#like if i knew it would all turn out like this i wouldnt have moved i wouldve just fr killed myself and i wish i did lol #to be fair. i didnt see myself living past 18 but like. i just thought something would have saved me by now

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technoturian · 10 months

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Not sorry but Dracula and the vast chasm of difference between the actual book vs. the adaptations is still haunting me. It's like every man with a film budget said "I'm joining the war on toxic masculinity on the side of toxic masculinity"

#Dracula #every time someone likes one of my other Dracula posts I get mad all over again that we don't have 20 Mina and Jonathan movies #like YES the story has some deeply entrenched issues with racism #but you *can* actually drop that and STILL have it be more or less the same story!#turns out the baby-murdering woman-stalking mentally-ill abusing monster still has some reasons to be labeled the bad guy!

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