#my Australian cattle dog mix is so bossy

[spaceumbredoggos]

I want a cat. But my dog hates cats. So I will move out one day. Get a cat. Worship said cat. Maybe an orange cat and a black cat. I love cats. Cats are cute little assholes. You don’t really have to train them. Cats bury their poop and will lecture you about clean litter boxes. They enslave their humans and that’s all I want out of a pet.

I uh… have a power struggle problem. I like being bossed around by nonsensical means. Including cats and my bossy Australian cattle dog. Um… Yeah.

Also, cats love to cuddle. Cats bring you gifts. My cats will be indoor cats because I can’t imagine my babies surviving in the wild. When I move out, hopefully my streaming career has taken off so that I can stay with them all the time. Also, I will get leashes for them, socializing them with dogs, and take them to a hiking trail. Idk. I want to give them the best lives possible.