#my 20th aos fic!

[greenunoreversecard]

Plsss do another part to the fic ‘A koala and it’s tree’ the concept is so cool!!

a/n:I had at least half written and then my phone fucking deleted the draft I want to cry so hard I'm in mourning. Also sorry it Took me a minute to comr up eitheir a idea for the plot of it

Teaching a old Dog new tricks (task failed succesfully) ->Alastor x teen!platonic! Reader

(Pt.2 of a koala and its tree)

You sigh, dragging yourself along behind Alastor and Rosie. You don't understand much of what their saying, as their speaking like it's the early 20th century. Which, to be fair, they are from then.

But you could barely understand a word being said, due to missing ao much previous knowledge about slang and terms and shit. And you were so bored and

What if-

Oh ho ho! Bingo!

A wonderful idea indeed.

---

You sigh loudly, feet hurting from all the walking you've done today and plop down on the couch next to Angel Dust, and alastor sits on a arm chair across from the both of you. You smirk, setting your plan into action. You make sure your loud enough for Alastor to hear you.

" did you see that new video? No Cap I'm going to be for real it's lowkey giving try hard you know like? I'm just being real like I really don't vib3, like girls not giving main character.. and like, Miss ma'am you are not slaying you are not giving it is not the vibe like, twas not a glow up but a glow down. But it is kinda sus how she treated Kim like, big yikes. Not loving the energy. And That outfit did not understand the assignment. It was basic and it sent me"

Angel looks at you wide eyed for a moment, you nudge him and side eye Alastor hoping he gets the cue. He does.

"I for real was just thinking that, like bitch be deadass with me you did not leave your house like that. But that tea was piping hot and bussing. And the fact Jennie had no rizz? Bitch please, you acting all that and ended up capping, highkey a flop."

"THATS WHAT IM SAYIN BITCH LIKE-"

You glance at Alastor, who's wide eyed and with a strained smile. If you could guess it would probably be a mix between strange curiosity and slight horror.

"I- pardon?"

You smirk. Mission accomplished.

---

A week later you sat Alastor down, explained some simpler slang words and terms to him.

He didn't didn't to get it, bit when he told angel "Bitches be slaying, queen" you think he got some of it, but not the way he was supposed you.

You almost coughed a lung up from the amount of laughing you did, and vowed from thst day forward you were never going to correct his usage if it meant funny shit like this happened again.

[mckirkevents]

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[unlessimwrongwhichyouknowimnot]

Memories

The Bus Kids bond after Ward's outburst brings up past memories. Takes place after episode 1x08.

Warning: Discussion of past verbal abuse in childhood

Read on AO3

Skye watched Ward walk away from the bar and couldn’t help but feel disappointed. She knew what it was like to have a sucky childhood, to have other kids beat you up, force you to do things you didn’t want to do. She wished Ward would just open up to her. She could help.

“C’n I get you anyt’ing, Miss?” the bartender asked, and Skye smiled at his accent.

“No, thanks,” she said, getting off the barstool. “Have a good night.”

“You as well, Miss.”

She made her way slowly to her floor, going into her room. She changed into her pajamas, scrolled through her various social media apps, and tried to decide what she wanted to do until she was tired enough to sleep. Ward had the room two doors down, but she didn’t want to disturb him if he’d gone to bed. He probably needed the rest after everything he’d been through. She checked her phone for the time, saw it was only 9:30, and decided to make her way down the hall to Simmons’ room. She knocked and was quickly let in.

“Hi, Skye,” Simmons said brightly. Skye entered and glanced around. The television was on and Fitz was lounging on the bed, also dressed in his pajamas. He was holding onto a toy monkey that he very quickly shoved underneath a pillow the moment he noticed Skye.

“Hi,” Skye replied to Simmons. “Hi, Fitz.” Fitz mumbled a greeting and didn’t meet her eyes. She noticed the blush covering his face. “What are you watching?”

“An old episode of Mock the Week,” Simmons answered. “It’s sort of a comedy news show. Do you want to join us?”

“Sure!” Skye plopped down on the bed and scooted until she was lying next to Fitz, her head resting on the pillow. Simmons lay down next to her, and Skye focused on the television. A bespectacled Scottish man was speaking, but Skye couldn’t understand a word. “Fitz,” she said quietly, poking him in the shoulder. “What’s he saying?”

“Really?” Fitz sounded skeptical. “You understand me just fine.”

“He’s really Scottish, Fitz,” Skye said.

“Oi! What am I then?”

“I mean, you’re Scottish too, but your accent isn’t as thick.”

“It could be,” at least that’s what Skye thought he said because Fitz had purposely made his accent thicker.

“Meanie!” Skye stuck her tongue out at Fitz and rolled over to look at Jemma. “Simmons, tell me what he’s saying!”

“Why don’t I just turn on the closed captioning?” she suggested, reaching for the remote.

“Fine.” Skye rolled back over and her head bumped into what she was pretty sure was Fitz’s monkey that he’d shoved under the pillow. Curiosity got the better of her and she reached under, pulling it out. “Cute monkey,” she commented, examining it. It was clearly a beloved childhood toy. The soft fur was worn down and missing in spots, and one of the ears had a hole.

“Oi! Give it!” Fitz cried, snatching the monkey away from her and cuddling it close to his chest.

“Does it have a name?” Skye asked.

Fitz didn’t meet her eyes and a blush was spreading across his face. “Henry,” he finally told her. “My Nana gave him to me when I was a baby.”

“That’s nice,” Skye said. “I wish I had something like that.”

“I don’t sleep with him at night or anything,” Fitz said. Simmons made a noise almost like a scoff, and Fitz sat up and glared at her. Skye assumed he must be lying about not sleeping with the monkey. “I just—today was hard, with Ward and everything.”

“Yeah,” Skye agreed, sitting up as well. “I wish he’d open up to me more. I’ve been through shit too. I can empathize.”

Fitz absently wrapped the monkey’s tail around his hand and watched as the comedians on the screen made jokes about ‘scenes we’d like to see.’ He brought the monkey to his mouth, almost like he was going to bite its ear, before he jerked it away and untangled his hand. “You remember—in the lab—when Ward was shouting?”

“Yeah,” Skye said. “He was so angry. It was kinda scary.”

“It reminded me of my father a bit,” Fitz admitted. “He liked to shout too.” Skye stayed silent, waiting for him to continue. “Once I interrupted him while he was watching television. I wanted to show him some science experiment I’d conducted or something. I was too excited and just ran in and started talking. It didn’t even occur to me that he didn’t want to hear about it. He told me ‘be quiet! I want to hear this!’ and I kept talking. I couldn’t stop. I just had to tell him all about my experiment. He got in my face, and he screamed at me. ‘Stop talking!’ Just like what Ward told Simmons.” He took a deep breath and hugged his monkey tighter.

Skye reached up to wipe away the tears in her eyes. She’d noticed Fitz taking deep breaths while Ward had had his outburst, noticed him getting anxious, but she’d never thought that Fitz might have experience with someone shouting at him like that. She glanced at Simmons, but Simmons didn’t look surprised at all, just sad.

“I had a few foster parents who liked to shout,” Skye told them. “One of them got annoyed by my talking, just like Ward did. I’d only been there a week. We were having dinner, and the mom asked how my day was. I started telling her everything that had happened at school, and then the dad just slammed his fist on the table. ‘Don’t you ever shut up?’ he asked me. I went back to St. Agnes’ a few days later.” Skye wiped away the tear that slipped down her cheek. Fitz glanced at her, and then hesitantly held out his monkey. Skye smiled and took it from him. She cuddled it close to her and pressed a kiss to its head before handing it back. “Thanks, Fitz.”

“O’ course,” he said. He shifted so that he was lying on his side, the monkey cuddled in his arms, close to his chin.

Skye stifled a yawn and lay down too. “Are we having a sleepover?” Simmons asked.

“Mmm-hmm,” Skye agreed, her eyes already closed. The sound from the television cut off and she felt the blankets being tugged under her.

“At least get under the blankets before falling asleep, you two,” Simmons ordered. “I don’t want to be woken in the middle of the night from you both complaining that you’re cold.”

“Then don’t hog all the blankets and we won’t,” Fitz retorted as he got up and helped her pull the blankets down.

It was a tight squeeze having the three of them in the same bed, but Skye found it very reassuring. FitzSimmons had her back—literally in Fitz’s case, as she was facing Simmons—and it nice, knowing they were there. It was nice, knowing that Fitz trusted her enough to open up about his father. It was nice, knowing that they didn’t mind her sharing a bed with them. FitzSimmons had welcomed her with open arms her first official day on the Bus, and they continued to do so, even after that stupid incident with Miles.

“I love you, guys,” she told them.

“We love you too, Skye,” Simmons responded.

“Yeah, love you too,” Fitz said.

She fell asleep happy and loved.

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[The Uhura Bang Posting Schedule 2021]

July 03-31st.

Aug 01-06.

A new post every day- except Wednesdays.

[Image ID: A series of slides of text on a purple starry background. Text reads as follows:]

Sat the 3rd of July

“Speaking From The Heart”.

Written by Williamspockspeare, with art by Im_not_creative_with_names

@askrichardiii

“Uhura must convince a group of aliens that humanity deserves their existence.”

Sunday the 4th of July

“Uhura Hears All The Juicy Gossip”

Written by BangtamBambi, with art by Purpuddle. @purpuddle

“Uhura gets the chance to use her talent for something other than translations.”

Monday the 5th of July

“L’Albatros”

Uhura fanart by @maxworm (Trillnaturalist)

Tuesday the 6th of July

“Two On The Same Page Here”

Written by @dohegotthebootycreed (Epicionly)

Wednesday the 7th of July

[Rest Day]

Thursday the 8th of July

“Beyond Antares”

Fanart by Marlinspirkhall

[Uhura Prime & AOS Uhura]

Friday the 9th of July

“Spuhura Bridgerton AU”

Fanart by Marlinspirkhall

[Spock/Uhura]

Saturday the 10th of July

“My Soul Is In The Sky”

Art by @ijustlivehere, with writing by two_drama_nerds_in_a_boat

[Follows the prompt “Uhura and tribbles”]

Sunday the 11th of July

“Captain’s Quarters”

Art by Marlinspirkhall

[Chapel/Uhura]

Monday the 12th of July

“Glacies 1”

Written by Spockats, with art by sting-rachel-art

[Chapel/Uhura]

Tuesday the 13th of July

“All Hail Our Star Trek Goddess”

Art by @galacticturnip

Wednesday the 14th of July

[Rest Day]

Thursday the 15th of July

[Title Unknown]

Fanart by @aimless-passerby

Friday the 16th of July

“Expectations”

Written by @kotekru, with art by @sweet-bolillito

"In the tense quiet of the night the last thing she expected was T’Pring’s soft voice murmuring an apology.”

Saturday the 17th of July

Title Unknown.

Written by Lavender_Lysander

“You’d think a linguist would be better at communicating, but don’t underestimate the power of lesbianism.” - lavender_lysander

[Chapel/Uhura]

Sunday the 18th of July

“Uhura With A Historical Costume”

Fanart by Purpuddle

[Knight Uhura]

Monday the 19th of July

Title Unknown

Written by reidmiriam, with art by ilovepandasx

[Uhura vs Q]

Tuesday the 20th of July

“Convent Of The Orions”

Written by @imzadi-deanna

“Mirrorverse! Gaila/Uhura”

Wednesday the 21st of July

[Rest Day]

Thursday the 22nd of July

“Turbolift Rescue”

Fanart by Marlinspirkhall

[Uhura/T’Pring]

Friday the 23rd of July

“This Shot’s On Me”

Fic by tinybowties, art by BlueBioluminescence

“5+1 format: 5 times Nyota ran into Jim Kirk at a bar & 1 time they went together.”

Saturday the 24th of July

“Show Tribbles”

Written by aequitas, art by @saninmint

Follows the prompt “Uhura and tribbles”

Sunday the 25th of July

Title Unknown

Written by Homo_Vulcanesis, with art by Purpuddle and (Rachel)

[Captain Uhura AU]

Monday the 26th of July

“The City On The Edge Of Forever [Redux]”

Fanart by Marlinspirkhall

[Spock/Uhura]

Tuesday the 27th of July

“The Andorian Conundrum”

Written by Sultrybutdamaged

“A Conference being held at the academy gives Uhura a chance to prove herself- but then, an ambassador turns up dead.”

Wednesday the 28th of July

[Rest Day]

Thursday the 29th of July

“I Know You”

Written by marlinspirkhall, with art by ey-spacecadet

[A Spock/Uhura bodyswap AU.]

Friday the 30th of July

“Lullaby”

Written by thesadchicken, with art by kotekru

“Lieutenant Uhura finds herself stuck on a strange new world with an injured, potentially dangerous alien.”

Saturday the 31st of July

“Lady With A Tribble”

Fanart by greenleaf1701

Sunday the 1st of August

Title Unknown

Art by Kotekru. Written by laurelfischer

Monday the 2nd of August

“Hanging Out On Observation Deck Three”

Fanart by Marlinspirkhall

Tuesday the 3rd of August

Title Unknown

Written by CasualMythologist, art by PladiusPlants

Wednesday the 4th of August

[Rest Day]

Thursday the 5th of August

“Kiss On The Bridge”

Fanart by Marlinspirkhall

[Uhura/Rand]

Friday the 6th of August

Title Unknown

Written by CasualMythologist. Art by Sarah.Tisseau. @casual-mythologist

[mega-aulover]

That pod fic 11. and 14.! (I love that story)

Hatched 

7. Where did the title come from? This one is going to be weird but you know in the original Jurassic Park movie when they talk about how reptiles/dinosaurs changed sex to literally procreate. 🙈This where the concept of the story came from. That and I’ve always, always, loved this idea of an Amazonian society drawn from Wonder Woman, yea I watched WW growing up as a kid.

That quote in Jurassic Park -  Life Finds A Way was the driving force behind this fic. 

I also like the idea of the battle of the sexes. I had watched a documentary on Billie Jean King. And blew that up. I pictured this world that existed in D13, where the men were somehow gone and these women had to cope without men. How do they have kids? When faced with only women how are their interpersonal relationships. The idea of hatching and in-vitro fertilization and how would that take place. An idea of people being hatched to be able to control the birth processed. So all of the upcoming generations were hatched except for a few who born the “archaic” way. A few whose mother’s bucked the system. Hatched was not only the way to have children but also the concept of how to get rid of them. 

11.Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story? The relationships in this story were important. Because the construct of Family and Relationships has changed over the years and depends on the prevailing societal norm. Family and relationships are defined by what society believes. For example the idea of a child and childhood came about at turn of the 20th century. If you read how people in medieval times raised kids you’d be shocked. 

I wanted to play with idea of what it meant (family, childhood, relationships, society) this in this story. To me, a family doesn’t necessarily need to have a parent and a child. It can be a group of people who will defend their subtext of what societal norms are in relation to relationships and regardless of share genetic traces. 

At the time I was watching a lot of documentaries on caveman group structure and the formation of Neanderthal societies, as well as Homosapien societies. So when deciding to pair couples, it was based on what necessary to the person. For Katniss, it was her discovery of sexual desire for Peeta and to expand her point of view. I also drew on my conversations with one of my friends from college - she was studying to be a geneticist, at the time they were working on the Human Genome Project, and I was fascinated by how genetic pools developed as societies formed. We used to geek out about that. 

I digress.

Imagine a Neanderthal meeting a Homosapien for the first time. That’s what I kinda pictured in my head when Katniss met Peeta. (Peeta being the Neanderthal lol because in Katniss’s mind Peeta was the inferior one) What would her reaction be like? 

Every single preconceived idea that she had, about family, about men, and society, went out the window because Peeta didn’t fit the mold. The outside world was different from her upbringing from her pod. I just played with that. Played with that when Jo, Madge, and Delly showed up. I had a few people read it through though. To make sure what I had played in my head was making sense. 

Jeeze I’m long-winded but there it is. 

Now I have to put it up on AO# & FFN.

Had she asked me about the Sister Hood of the Traveling P* Plant I would have told you it was hormones. Plain and simple HORMONES! (I was very horney at the time)

[theresatvjoe]

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I was tagged by @dreamtiwasanarchitect and @lucyclairedelune thank youuuu !! 💙💙 (you guys tagged me on my AOS blog, hopefully its alright I answered it on here lol)

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13. What I Post: a lil bit of everything, but currently a lot of The Old Guard and Luca

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30. Top 3 Fictional Universes I Would Like To Live In: Maybe His Dark Materials so I'd have a dæmon? Then I wanna say Harry Potter but I'm not sure? Would it be as fun, really? And then I have no idea for a third. To live in the Marvel universe would probably be a nightmare lmao

I tag whoever wants to do this !! I am absolutely horrible at tagging I'm sorry fkdndsk

[kinkykinard]

Doctoring December 2.0

So for those of you who have been around for a while, you may remember when I attempted a month-long challenge last December and then lost steam because Tumblr ate half of my fics and terminated me for a short while (for the first time).  

Doctoring December 2018

Well, the good news is, I’m hoping to finish it up this December!  It won’t be month-long, it’ll simply pick up on Day 18 where I left off.  I know I didn’t finish Whumptober, and I don’t blame you folks if you don’t think I’ll be able to finish out December either, but I figured I would put this out there.  I’m much more inspired to write for the December prompts than I am to finish Whumptober because unfortunately the Whumptober prompts this year just didn’t jive with my mood.  I’ve still got them all saved and am hoping I can get the rest of them done over time, I’m just not inspired to right now.

Which brings me to the remaining Doctoring December prompts.  In a fit of rage over Tumblr messing with my stuff, I deleted the original document that contained all of the original month’s prompts and who claimed what with which character(s).  As such, I’ve chosen new prompts and will be opening up requests for them again.

Follow the “read more” cut for details!

Rules:

No anon requests.

You must be following me to request.

One request per person.  If there is little interest, I will eventually allow second requests for those already claiming a prompt.

I will only write for certain fandoms and characters.  See below for a detailed list.  The requests can be for reader insert or pairings.  For any characters below that are not already medically-inclined, the fics will likely be AUs.

Reader’s Choice prompts: may repeat a previously used prompt or select a new one.  For previously used prompts the request must be for a different character or pairing.  For new prompts the request must be medical in nature (ie. a medical condition, procedure, etc.).

Fandoms/Characters:

Star Trek AOS: Leonard McCoy, Christine Chapel, Carol Marcus. Torchwood: Owen Harper. Shadowhunters: Alec Lightwood, Izzy Lightwood, Magnus Bane. Wynonna Earp: Nicole Haught. MCU: Steve Rogers, Stephen Strange. Almonst Human: John Kennex. Doom: John “Reaper” Grimm. Rizzoli & Isles: Maura Isles, Kent Drake. DCEU: Diana Prince. Killjoys: Pawter Simms, D’avin Jaqobis. Supergirl: Alex Danvers, Lena Luthor, Max Lord. MFMM: Jack Robinson. Lucifer: Lucifer Morningstar.

Prompts:

December 18th - Fainting CLAIMED December 19th - Injection CLAIMED December 20th - Medicine CLAIMED December 21st - Doctor’s Orders CLAIMED December 22nd - Pain CLAIMED December 23rd - Dehydration CLAIMED December 24th - Palpitations CLAIMED December 25th - Reader’s Choice* CLAIMED December 26th - Hypoglycemia CLAIMED December 27th - Surgery CLAIMED December 28th - Panic Attack CLAIMED December 29th - Hypothermia CLAIMED December 30th - Insomnia CLAIMED December 31st - Reader’s Choice* CLAIMED

[goingknowherewastaken]

Biding Time

Fandom: Star Trek AOS

Relationship: Jim Kirk x Gender Neutral Reader (gender neutral pronouns and no reader description)

AU: Royal!Jim

Warnings: cuteness, flirting

A/N: I found a bunch of pics of floral suits and I knew I had to do something fancy. Didn’t know at the time I’d end up using Jim for it lol! This also started out as being about a pre-Enterprise launch party on Yorktown, but I liked the Prince!Jim au a bit better :)

Also, I included links to my fic masterlist (which needs to be updated), my misc masterlist, and a link to join my taglists at the bottom of this post. There are also several of you who I wasn’t able to tag at all for who knows what reason so if you didn’t get tagged I apologize. There’s also the possibility that I skipped over your name accidentally and I also apologize for that (there were a lot of names to go through). Also if you got tagged in this and are thinking “why did I get tagged in this” - I posted this post saying that all who liked or reblogged it would get tagged so you probably liked or tagged it accidentally.

Also I do not own the images used nor am I making any money off of this; it’s purely for entertainment purposes only

Enjoy ♥♥♥

Biding Time

With smugness filling you, you spread your arms and gave a slow turn so Jim could take in your ensemble for the night. Facing him once more, you quipped, “Sweetie, you’re going to catch flies like that.”

Returning from cloud nine, Jim snapped his mouth shut with a snort. “And you’re going to catch a lot of stares dressed like that, Love.”

“As long as you're one of those staring, I’m good with that.” You quirked your lips, strutting towards him for an embrace. The heat from his hands gliding over your body in the process sent your heart pounding. “What fiancé would you be if you weren’t?”

“The absolute worst,” he said before capturing your lips in a brief, passionate kiss. One that left you a bit dazed when it broke. Dazed enough for you to take several seconds to register the question he asked you.

“As long as I have you, Jim, I will be. Besides,” you said, leaning into his body. “It’s just our friends and family we’re telling.”

He snorted, giving a half-hearted grin, “For now, but the press will find out soon.”

You shrugged, lips frowning for a moment before twitching in amusement. Jim was a prince, the heir to the throne, dealing with the pesky press was something you had long come to terms with. “Then I guess we’ll have to enjoy our piece of privacy while we can, Dear.”

“That we do, that we do, but don’t worry,” Jim said, pulling you close and pecking a kiss to your lips. “I’ve already requested a late breakfast in bed for us tomorrow.”

Humming in interest, you returned his kiss with one of your own before moving to pull him towards the ballroom full of guests. “Then let’s get this show on the road then; there’s a bed I’d like to get back to.”

The air filled with Jim’s adorable laughter as he matched your stride was all the response you needed.

♥

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What I’m Working On

Or The Fic Report in more detail

Mostly for me, but also for you

Stuff with due dates

Resilience of Memory - final chapter to write, 1200 - 1500 words, due April 7th

In Search of Something - Chapter 7 (also, I should write up the actual outline instead of making this shit up as I go, because I HAVE NO IDEA how many chapters there are going to be, or where I’m intending to end up.) April 16th

Phoning it In sequel, titled Star Sixty-Nine. Have done 1337 words on this so far, I’m aiming for about 3200 give or take. I’d like to be done with this by mid April, so somewhere in the April 15-20th range

Off the Menu -- Or Proof that I can Be Bribed with art and or Ko-fi, (for a 3 kofi donation, I will write your up-to-3000 word ficlet) I was convinced to write another chapter of this. the first chapter is ish about 2650 words, so second chapter would be in the same vein (probably, also that’s a pun) I’m going to call that “due” at the end of April

But Not To Me -- Cap/RBB story, 5,000 words, due May 19th. I have done 2,479 words on this so far, so I’m about halfway to the minimum. Based on my outline, I’m GUESSING I have about 3-4 more chapters to do (I’m mostly done chapter 2 right now, with chapters of about 1600 words each)

Physical Therapist!Bucky / Heart Patient!Tony -- my second piece for Fandom Trumps Hate, due in November, 5,000+ words.

two prompts for @imaginetonyandbucky -- I’m still trying to hit 2 prompts per month for IT&B

Stuff without due dates

Enhancile Wars, Vol 3 -- wrote up a summary of events the other day that was approved by my co-author. (in our division of labor, I am primarily responsible for making the messes to get our characters into, she comes along behind me and tightens up my wildly over-ambitious and needlessly complicated plots and makes it into something writable)

Sea Flowers -- Wanda and Sam’s sandbridge story. We have a summary of event for this, as well

To Victor Goes the Spoils -- 2 chapters of this left to write, and I PROMISE I am going to get back to it, Victor never shuts up, but Bucky doesn’t like Victor and the two of them argue in my head all the time.

Possible Thorki story, a short thing but sad. I don’t know, this is still really tentative.

Quakerider novel -- I have a summary of events, but without any content on AoS, I’m losing momentum. I may have to go back and re-watch last season.

Obviously there’s some other stuff on my list, but it’s kinda... like those leftovers in the back of the fridge that you’re not entirely sure what to do with...

I’ve also been like SUPER SICK this week; my daughter (who refuses to cover her coughs) finally gave me her damn chest infection, so yay. I’ve been dizzy and coughing and feverish and just Not Feeling The Thing as well as Excessive Adulting March. (spending over $5,000 for necessary home repairs makes me want to cry if I think about it too much, but at least it’s DONE)

The child is off from school next week, but that’s a good thing, it means I can Sleep Late since I won’t have to drive her in. 

[star-trekkin-across-theuniverse]

Great Minds

Fandom:  Star Trek (AOS/TOS) Pairing: Uhura.Chapel Prompt/Request: This is for @the-space-goddess-16​, for @outside-the-government​‘s Christmas fic exchange. The prompt was “a Chapel/Uhura domestic fluff fic“ Word Count: 1701 Warnings: so fluffy! Author’s note: I know it’s short, but I just had this perfect this moment in their lives picked out, and I didn’t want to overdo it. I hope you love it and merry christmas!! <3

“Something smells amazing.” Nyota took a deep breath in as she stepped into the cabin, arms laden with firewood. Christine was dancing in spot in the kitchen, listening to holiday music, her feet bare on the floor, hips swaying. Nyota dropped the load into the firebox and snuck up behind her girlfriend, wrapping her arms around her waist and swaying with her.

“It’s just breakfast,” Christine laughed. “Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns. Lots of butter. Bones’s healthy food radar is probably ringing a red alert and he can’t figure out why. But it’s what we always ate for the holidays, and it’s only once a year, right?”

“Babe.” It wasn’t just an endearment, it sounded more like worshipful praise. “I can feel myself gaining weight just being in the same space as that frying pan, and I am not even worried.”

Christine turned around in the circle of Nyota’s arms, a smile crinkling the corner of her eyes. “It’s just breakfast.”

“I like breakfast,” Nyota shrugged.

“I like you,” Christine winked, pressing a kiss to Nyota’s nose. “But I don’t want to get distracted, so get out of the kitchen.” Nyota shook her head with a sigh, unlinking the finger’s behind Chris’s back with a soft peck on her girlfriend’s lips.

“The box under the tree is massive. What is it?” She asked as she walked into the living room. Chris laughed from the the other side of the small cabin.

“It’s a surprise, is what! Stop peeking, and just, I don’t know, stoke the fire or whatever.” She tossed a wadded up tea towel at Nyota. “Groom, maybe? You can’t possibly be that effortlessly beautiful all the time.”

“You’ve woken up beside me, I think you know that I can,” Nyota teased, lobbing the towel back. As she dropped onto the couch, a PADD in hand. “Pull me back from Lizzie and Meryton when the food is ready.”

They were curled up on the couch together after gorging on breakfast. Chris was embarrassed to admit she’d overeaten, but there was no hiding the rude noises her stomach was making as it struggled to digest the fatty, delicious breakfast she’d cooked. Nyota kissed her forehead, slipping her arm around her shoulders.

“So that present?” She asked. Christine laughed and snuggled back into Nyota’s embrace.

“I’m digesting, Ny,” she protested. “Put something on the TV to watch. There’s an entire network dedicated to Christmas movies, you know.”

Rolling her eyes, Nyota flipped through the channel guide, finding the listing for the movie channel. It was a 24-hour retrospective of every version of ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ ever filmed. All eleven versions, including the one that had been released when she’d been in her final year at the Academy.

“Maybe find something else?” Chris suggested, knowing how much Nyota disliked the movie. After a few minutes of squabbling, they settled on The Long Kiss Goodnight, an older movie from the end of the 20th century.

“This is pretty violent,” Nyota commented part-way through the movie. “Although it is distinctly Christmas themed.”

“Isn’t that the guy who played Mace Windu in the Star Wars movies?” Chris asked.

“I don’t think so. I think he’s the guy who played Nick Fury in those superhero movies though.” Nyota ran her fingers through Christine’s hair absently. “Wait, I think that’s the same guy.”

“You’re the old movie buff, not me,” Chris laughed, taking Nyota’s hand in hers and pressing a kiss against it.

Christine finally extracted herself from Nyota’s arms long after the credits had rolled on the movie, and checked the temperature on the gauge outside the window.

“It’s warmed up enough, we should go snowshoe down to the lake for sunset,” she suggested as Nyota stretched and yawned.

“Sounds like a plan. I’ll go get changed.” Nyota rose from the couch and padded into the small bedroom off the main room of the cabin. Chris took the opportunity to check to ensure everything she needed was in her backpack, and then hurried to pull on her winter gear as well. She pulled on her toque as they stepped out into the sunny afternoon, and felt the cool bite of winter on her cheeks as she took Nyota’s hand in hers. Snowshoeing and hand holding proved too awkward, very quickly, and the two women fell into a soft snowdrift laughing. Nyota found her feet first and offered a hand to Christine, who tugged her back into the snow with a laugh. Things quickly devolved into a snowfight, only ending when Christine held up her hands in defeat.

“We’re going to miss the sunset!” She sputtered through a faceful of snow. Nyota laughed and pushed herself to her feet, this time careful to not offer assistance. Chris rolled onto her knees and pushed herself up, one foot at a time, and dusted herself off. She led them toward the lakeside at a slightly quicker pace, and stopped at a picnic table dusted with snow. With a sweep of her arm, she cleared the table top and dropped her backpack on it. While Nyota admired the frozen surface of the lake, Christine made quick work of starting a fire in the pit beside the picnic table, and then laid out the fixings for hot dogs and started whittling weiner sticks. Nyota found her way first to the fire, then around to the thermos of hot chocolate that was sitting at the table.

“Well, Ms. Christine Claims To Not Have a Romantic Bone in Her Body Chapel, you certainly have outdone yourself,” Nyota laughed, taking a sip from the cup of cocoa. “Is there bailey’s in this?”

“How often do we get time off together?” Christine asked. “Alone, with no one else to answer to? Never, Ny. I wanted this holiday off to be special.”

“This is definitely going down in my memories as one of our best,” Nyota smiled. Christine turned back to the backpack and took out a small bag, holding it out until Nyota took it.

“I was going to wait until we were back at the cabin, but this is better. With the sky all purple, and blue and orange and pink, and the early twilight sparkling on the snow,” Chris started. Nyota furrowed her brow and opened the bag. She pulled out the small square box with a look of confusion, and as she looked up across the lake to the sunset, Christine dropped to one knee in the snow, took the box and opened it. “Marry me, Ny?”

Nyota’s head snapped back to Christine in shocked surprise, her hand flying up to her mouth to cover the gaping. Christine saw her eyes filling with tears, and froze in fear. Had she been misreading their relationship? Had she jumped the gun, asking before she was certain of the answer? The seconds ticked on, each one feeling like an eternity.

“Nyota?” Christine’s voice was small, and her hand, holding the ring box, started to shake. Nyota blinked, a single tear trailing down her cheek.

“Of course I will.” She barely breathed the words, and Christine’s heart started beating again, thumping loudly in her chest. She sighed, her head dropping to her chest, and Nyota dropped down in front of her, pulling her glove off and fumbling to get the ring on her hand. It was a perfect fit, which didn’t surprise her at all. Christine was always beyond prepared. She tilted Chris’s head up to look at her and was surprised to see tears flowing freely. “Why are you crying, baby?”

“You’ve made me so happy,” Chris admitted wetly, wiping at her cheeks with her mittened hand.

“Well, that feeling is mutual,” she smiled. “Suddenly I’m not the least bit interested in hot dogs, baby.”

“No?” Chris’s confused response was silenced as Nyota’s lips met hers, pressing gently first, then most insistently. As Nyota’s tongue slipped between her lips, she felt her hand attempting to cup her breast through the many layers of outdoor wear and then suddenly, laughter against her mouth.

“You’re wearing too much for me to adequately express how much I like this ring,” Nyota giggled. “I think we should head back to the cabin, so I can let you know exactly how perfect it is.”

Chris felt herself flush in anticipation, and quickly swept everything back into the backpack, struggling to catch up as Nyota dashed through the snow back to the cabin.

Chris wakened in a fog of post-coital euphoria, the warm spot beside her in the bed telling her Nyota had only just slipped out. She returned holding a small bag and smiling with what looked like genuine amusement. She handed the bag to Christine and slipped back under the covers, pulling them up over her nudity as she crossed her legs.

“Go on, open it,” Nyota prompted. Christine pulled the tissue free, and pulled a small box free of the bag with a laugh. She held it up and laughed.

“Is this what I think it is?” She asked. Nyota bit her lip and shrugged.

“I think the saying goes great minds think alike?” Nyota laughed. Christine opened the box and found the identical ring to the one she’d given Nyota sitting nestled inside. She dropped her head to her chest and laughed. “So Christine? Will you marry me?”

Christine slid the ring up her finger and then crawled across the bed to Nyota, pressing her back against the mattress as she climbed between her legs. Their lips met and Chris felt that same fluttering desire she’d felt the first time she’d even dreamed about kissing Nyota. “I love you so much, I’m going to spend the rest of tonight, and then the rest of my life showing you.”

“So about the big box under the tree.” Nyota broke away from Chris’s kisses to ask about the package that had been tormenting her since they’d arrived. Chris let out a low growl at the back of her throat.

“You’ll like it. But later,” she promised, trailing kisses down the hollow between Nyota’s breasts.

“But -”

“Later, Ny,��� Chris insisted, grinding her hips against her girlfriends. Nyota fell silent with a soft sigh as Chris’s hand slid down her hip.

[mousedetective]

Need Financial Help For Monthly Bills & Two Major Bills

So this has been an incredibly crappy week (I spent three hours at the ER with my mom early Saturday morning and then we got into a car accident on our way home that demolished our turn signal on the passenger side, and I got injured and got sick later in the week) so I apologize this is late going up. I have my monthly bills that need to be paid but I also still need to pay two other bills (a parking ticket my mother has had since 2013 and a $5.8K bill I am being stuck paying the entirety of at once thanks to no one in the office telling me what they need for me to prove to them I'm capable of making payments on the bill).

This is what I owe, in order of importance:

Rent: $460 (due by April 4th) My Legal Fee Bill: $5, 864.30 (due by April 6th) Storage Unit: $283 (due by April 12th) Car Insurance: $36 (due by April 20th) Parking Ticket: $126 (due ASAP)

I have a YouCaring fundraiser to raise money for the legal bills here. If you want to help with the bills you can donate to my Pay Pal here or buy me a coffee here.

I do also offer fic in exchange for donations! I don’t have time to update what I’ll write, but basically it’s Sherlock, Star Trek AOS, Elementary (S1 and Kitty arc from S3), Doctor Who (Eleven and Twelve era), Marvel Cinematic Universe (ask me for specifics) and Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. My details of what a donation will get you is here, and as I am late putting this up I will add 2K words to the word count if you want to take advantage of a fic for a donation. If you reblog this and you want a fic (because reblogs help so much) I will give you a 1K fic.

Thank you all so much and many blessings upon you.

[goingknowherewastaken]

240?!!!???!?!?!!???

*insert that gif of Andy Dwyer getting really excited that tumblr is not allowing me to have here*

Oh my god, thank you!!! ♥

At the beginning of the month I mentioned that I wanted to reach 200 by the 20th, but boy did that get surpassed lol! This was never something that I ever thought would happen to me. I got into writing fanfiction on a whim and it took some time to really settle down and dedicate myself to the craft, but oh was I not prepared. I knew I’d find some people who would read my work now and then; I didn’t expect to find this wonderful little niche of fanfic writers and readers on here. In my four years on this site I’ve never found a niche quite like this one and I’m so proud and honored to be apart of it!

So I want to say thank you and my way of saying thank you is the following:

I’m going to be accepting some reader insert drabble requests. Not a lot, unfortunately. This is my first time accepting a lot of fic requests and with what I have planned, I want to keep it at a manageable number. So I will be taking on 10 requests.

And I thought I’d make this celebration a fun one and work around a theme

My favorite theme actually. Well, trope is a better description..

See I love AUs, but more importantly - I love Soulmate!AUs!

Yes, all of these will be Soulmate!AUs!!! :D 

And since today is the first official day of Summer, I’m calling this the Summer of Soulmates Follower Celebration! Or i guess the GoingKnowhere’s 200 Follower Celebration works as well, but let’s be honest - Summer of Soulmates sounds a lot better ;)

And you can find out more about what’s happening below vvvv

The Low-down:

I’m only taking on 10 reader insert drabbles. Since this is a follower celebration, I will not be taking requests from anons.

Pick from the characters I have listed. While at some point I would like to write for a wide variety of characters, these are the ones that currently have my interest. Then pick a Soulmate AU and finally you may add in some prompts. I have two prompt lists - a sentence one and a set-the-scene au one.. (please see the lists below the cut)

When you make your request, go to my ask box and send something along the lines of : “[greeting/congrats]! Can I request [character] with [desired prompts and soulmate au]...” Specifying any other details. Once I have 10 requests I will not be accepting anymore and won’t be answering any remaining ones in my ask box.

I am not writing smut for these. I don’t mind doing vague or implying, but I don’t do anything super detailed. 

I also have the right to deny a request or certain details of it if I am not comfortable with it or if an exact or near similar request has already been made. So make sure to keep an eye on what’s already been requested. I’ve listed a lot of prompts so there isn’t going to be that short of a supply of them lol

Requests take time and my time is split between many things. I will most likely complete and post them in the order they are accepted. I won’t be starting them right away, but I will be starting them soon. Please, be patient while I write! Thank you! 

Continue on to find the prompts :)

Characters:

Jim Kirk (AOS)

Bones (AOS)

Scotty (AOS)

Steve Trevor (DC)

Bernie Webber (The Finest Hours)

*I may have sort of went overboard in picking out things because I lack self control*

(most taken from perfectlyrose, also found here, here, here, here, here, and here)

Soulmate!AUs (Pick 1):

Reverse one where the clock starts at 00:00:00:00 from the moment you’re born and stops counting the moment you meet your soulmate, so it’s like a reminder that “It took me 19 years, 11 months, 20 hours, and 13 seconds to meet you, you fuck, and you do it by spilling coffee on me, thanks, now my laptop’s broken—what, you’re buying me a new one? Okay.” [the latter is their example]

The original clock one where your clock has a time and slowly counts down to 00:00:00:00 at which you will meet your soulmate

Where you actually have a compass instead of a clock, and it leads you to where your soulmate should be.

the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate(s) || Optional : blind characters who can’t see if the world’s in color or black and white

the one where you only see certain colors up until you meet your soulmate(s) and then you see the whole range of colors

Where a tattoo isn’t set from the moment you’re born and whatever tattoos your soulmate gets, you get it too and it’s all cool because you kind of like the designs, [except you also feel the pain of getting a tattoo and that sucks because you’re kind of in the middle of an exam right now and it’s getting harder to concentrate on your work.]

Whatever mark you get on your skin your soulmate gets it too so one day, you just kind of just get a sharpie and start writing on your skin. You definitely didn’t expect to get a reply, but you did.

If you’re on separate time zones, when you sleep, you see the world in the eyes of your soulmate at present time. You see the world through your soulmate’s eyes, what they’re eating, who they’re talking to, the contents of the essay paper they’re trying to finish, but if they look into a mirror/reflective surface/picture, the image is blurred so you don’t really have a clue what they look like.

On some days, whatever your soulmate thinks of is something you can hear in your mind [ex: your soulmate is currently reading really hardcore smut fics and you’re trying so hard not to mess up this class presentation which shoulders half your mark for the semester] (close proximity would activate this)

the one where you don't know your soulmate(s) until you hear them speak, or hear them speak a certain word; your name, for example

the one where you have their name

the one where you have their first words spoken to you

the one where you get matching marks/symbols/tattoos

the one where you form a telepathic/empathetic link after you find them or have always had one

the one where in universes with magic meeting your soulmate(s) activates your powers/unlocks more powerful magic

Sentence Prompts (pick 1-3)(won’t necessarily be the soulmate tell):

“I’ve never seen that done before. There’s a reason for it. It’s a bad idea.”

“What’s with the box?”

“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

“What’s with all the running anyway?”

“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

“Easy cheesy.”

“Shut up, it’s fine, just chill, we’re fine, I’m fine, everything is cool, everything is good! We’re chill, nothing is happening and I am not freaking out, not at all, we’re FINE.”

“Still breaking hearts?”

“Let’s not confuse healthy eating with a hot dog.”

“you’re the only one.”

“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”  

“Marry me.”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else."

“why do you always have to be such an asshole?

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

“it’s complicated.”

“I think I know how to use a bed.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“Wild and disrespectful?”

“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“Well obviously nothing is going on here!”

“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

“Don’t touch her/him/them!”

“So MacGyvering this out of my tuckus right now.”

“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a Tuesday afternoon?

“You screw with me, I’ll screw with you.”

“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”

“Why is there a picture of Steve Buscemi in your bathroom?!”

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

“Are you ready to dance with the devil?”

“it’s okay, i’m here.”

“just sit down and let me take care of you.”

“I may have mildly panicked…”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle"

“That’s sweet in a kind of nauseating kind of way.”

“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”

“There’s a thin line between brulee and Pompeii.”

“you don’t scare me.”

“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”

“I’ll be honest with you – I was raised by wolves.”

“why do you even care?”

“He’s like the cockroach that will never die.”

“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”

“I’m not really good with impulse control.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”

“It’s midnight, what do you want?”

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

“you’re not alone. you never were.”

“Well, we’ll see about the delight.”

“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”

“I don’t know what you’re gonna do without it! [evil laugh]”

“This isn’t a joke. I’m serious.”

“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“tell me this is a dream.”

“You look like an open autopsy.”

Set the Scene Prompts (Pick 1)

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

We’re at a concert and I can’t see a thing let me sit on your shoulders, maybe?”

hey i just moved into the house next door and i just wanted to let you know that your dog keeps getting into my yard an - wait what? what do you mean that’s a cat????? that’s not a cat it’s fucking huge!!!! (turns out it is a cat, it’s just really big and fat)

“You take my parking spot every few days yes I know they’re not assigned but that one is mine” au

“I’m low on cash but I really need some food from this vending machine, could i trouble you for a dollar?” au

The postal worker delivered your package to my place accidentally and I was expecting something so I totally didn’t look before I opened it and… wow that is um… quite an interesting thing you bought and I’m here to return it

you’re a gardener with a nice ass that i can’t stop staring at and one day you caught me looking at you bent over and fuck that’s embarrassing but then suddenly you started wearing tighter pants dear holy lord // it’s a total coincidence that I happen to water my plants at the same time you jog past my house AU

our dogs are in love with each other and it’s making things awkward at the dog park AU

I injured myself doing something stupid at a holiday party and you’re the doctor at the emergency clinic AU

"This has been a very bad week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food at the supermarket” AU

“i’m at a karaoke bar and i’m sober enough to realize that your voice singing my absolute favorite song is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard, and you caught me staring and winked at me oh shit” au

‘pls chill out it’s only p.e. it’s not the olympics it’s just p.e. chill’ au

I just moved into a new apartment and went to buy groceries, but I bought more than I could carry back. I’ve stopped to catch my breath when I hear someone asking if I need help and I look up and the sun is literally making you glow like a damn angel.

“you and your friends have been playing the penis game in the library for the last five minutes and none of you have gotten above a quiet yell and i’m really just trying to study over here so i’m gonna put an end to this by winning the game”

“i came up to your apartment to ask you to turn down your music and have quieter sex, but it turns out that you’ve just been jumping up and down on your bed in your underwear listening to music alone” au

❛❛ i just got bowled over by your huge-ass dog in the park && now you’re profusely apologizing while trying to hold your dog off ❜❜

❛❛ you’re infamous for being an asshole, && i had to sit next you in class. turns out you’re kinda nice one-on-one. ❜❜

“idk you but you were getting hit on in public and you look super uncomfortable so i walked over and pretended to be your bf/gf, but hey while we’re at it, do you wanna go get some food?” au

“You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”

where one person is actually famous and sets up a dating account with their real picture and the other sees it and is like, oh dude you are not fooling anyone with that picture and when they actually meet the other is pissed because DUDE YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS PERSON and the other is like, yeah, i mean, i thought you knew…

i have a soft spot for cats so i always feed the fat one that’s always hanging out in the hall with treats and now it started hanging around me fuck i’m so sorry i didn’t mean to accidentally steal your pet

it’s exam week and i run a coffee shop near the campus and you walked right into my glass door i’m laughing so hard oh my god

“I just threw away a winning lottery ticket in a park garbage can by accident FUCK HELP ME LOOK FOR IT I’LL GIVE YOU A PORTION OF THE WINNINGS” AU

“ur just a random stranger and i’ve been ranting to you for like 20 minutes about how much i hate this one band but now several groups of people came up to you asking for pics and autographs, and oh shit it turns out you’re in the band i’ve been going on about” au

Neighbour who’s way too enthusiastic about LOTR soundtracks au

you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good????

both stuck in the dorm common room because their respective roommates needed “alone time”

waiter/waitress one: “You always come to this place and never talk much, but now these two assholes are harassing me and you step in and defend me” au

You’re a famous viner and I constantly witness you doing the weirdest things AU

“We’re sitting next to each other on this plane and and I was eating gummies, but I left all the red ones cause they’re absolute shit and now you’re asking if you can have them” AU

“I went to water my plants on the balcony and you’re on yours with a tinfoil hat what the hell are you doing” AU

“I went to see you live in concert and was front row and you went into the crowd and I grabbed your hand, but started freaking out so much that I was touching you that I couldn’t let go to the point where security had to physically tear me away from you and now you’ve invited me backstage literally what” AU

working in a museum au

'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU

“this is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions we’ve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there’s a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me” au

“i was eavesdropping on ur phone convo with ur friend who offered you tickets to my favorite band and you don’t even want them, do you wanna give me your friend’s number maybe?” au

“actor at a haunted house/person who punches the actor in the face” AU

'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops’ AU [name the song(s)]

“we’re internet friends and follow each other on all social media but have never met but hey, i’m going on vacation where you live, let’s meet (and also date)” au

“you sat next to me at the movie theatre and i really hated your movie but i didn’t realize you were in it”

“i came to the gym to work out but holy god i can’t stop watching you do one armed push ups that’s so hot” au

“That asshole stole my song at karaoke night” au

Please stop picking flowers from my garden au

“We sat next to each other during a really sad film and now we’re sharing tissues silently whilst we cry at the cinema” AU

“You just watched me slip on the ice and wind up sitting in the snowbank beside the parking lot. You’re laughing and now it’s you slipping and your face in the snowbank across from me” au