#mv00

[fairie-grl]

I feel it’s weird when x reader max verstappen fanfic have are like poc reader, like based on his statement about the n-word and the mongol incident it feels icky

[circuitcharles]

George really went „anyways… 🚶‍♂️“

[nyehhh-hh]

Hardly disagree

[the-spud-player]

Max is a talented driver, but frankly he's in an illegal fastest car on the grid and he's a fuck*ng child, petulant and arrogant. He's not shoving people off the road anymore because he doesn't need to. Put him in a car that needs to battle the rest of the pack I bet we'd see a return of his old bullish behaviour and him making excuses. He doesn't deserve any championship tbh, let alone 2.

[fabioquartararhoe]

2023 australiangp podium

[tubbietommo]

He's ruining everything.

[sharedshield]

Can please kick Helmut off his high horse as if MV00 didn't pull enough shit in his second season in a RB?

[xiaoluclair]

to everyone who follows me, im sorry. after a period of contemplation, i've come to the realization m*x is actually... kinda an awful person. i hope all of you can come to the same conclusion in your own time. you can read my reasons below if you want, i wish you all well <3

he called lewis's braids "cornrows" which is actually really rude. not everyone has had the experience of getting lost in a cornfield, it's experience-of-getting-lost-in-a-cornfield discrimination.

can you seriously be okay with the way he's let his body grow? his tits? his curves? his peach? stop making women and men jealous #misogyny #menogyny

his tits? his curves? his peach? stop making every gender and sex jealous #homosapienogyny

maks what? m@.x rizz? m-x load? m@.ks dick size? all of the above? be more specific dickhead

three erasure

the stupid mole on his lip keeps staring at me like a beautiful lady and i dont like it. beautiful ladies should not be the accessory of a man's mouth. once again #misogyny

wtf is this constant gay chicken? it's queerbaiting, it's not saving the world. also a chicken bit me once they're evil (like m^x)

he's unbelievably nice to children and even has a child living in his house sometimes. there's only one thing worse than a rapist. a child #fraternizingwiththedevil

he's so seflish. he owns three fucking shirts and a single suit. he gets all that money and for what? to spend on his family? jfc he is sending the clothing industry into recession

finally, he's a murderer! he's so beautiful it makes people cry and that could send them into dehydration which could kill them. he's literally murdering the population! nvm the fact that overpopulation is a big concern.

anyway, these are just the few i could think of. i might share more in due time. i hope you all can understand that this is coming from a place of genuine concern for global welfare xx

[renrapp]

LEWIS HAMILTON after the 2023 Australian GP

[russell-63]

Got the sneaky suspicion that some of the drivers see George as a pretty princess (like, in a non-hater way you know, just like that guy that said he was princess peach from Super Mario😭😭😭, he’s just the people’s princess for real.) Max just sounded like a scorned, rejected bf by calling him basically a girl, a dickhead and a lying brit all in the same breath lmao talk about rentfree

Max was fighting so hard to not use a slur for once lmao and still managed to put in questionable undertones, the man is nasty through and through

[livetogether--diealone]

Why having a kiss activated trophy when known trophy kissers are either unlikely to get a win or not racing anymore, not fair imo

[unreliablesnake]

From now on I'm gonna pretend the red bulls aren't even on the track.

[its-sir-actually]

8 laps into the first race of the season and I'm already bored

This has gotta be a record

[trentskis]

i get that a lot of ppl hate dts on here but as someone who loves fabricated drama no matter how obvious and edited i personally can't wait for the new season

[fabioquartararhoe]

what’s going on in the house of commons?

[soadoya]

James vowles is hot irl I can confirm