#mutantz

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< Mutantz are z0 c0ol >

[grubztomper4000]

They should start injecting lusii with hormones that make them fully reject mutant wrigglers. Cannot believe that last one got picked up. Are you /sure/ it wasn't taking it to a second location to eat?

I GUEZZ I CANT BE ZURE BUT IT DIDNT LOOK HUNGRY 2 ME

AND I KNOW THIZ MIGHT BE HARD 2 BELIEVE BUT ZOME LUSII DONT HAVE THE EXACT ZAME PERCEPTION OF COLORZ WE DO ZO MAYBE IT JUZT ZAW A ZEADWELLER THATZ VAGUELY VIOLET N PICKED IT UP

[hypnotised-hazard]

ur radical *mayhemz ur mutantz*

[grumblr-staff]

ZTOP ZAYiNG THAT YOU ’ RE A MUTANT OR A LiMEBLOOD ON HERE . MUTANTZ AND LiMEBLOODZ AREN ’ T REAL , AND iF THEY WERE YOU ’ D DEFiNiTELY BE CULLED FOR BEiNG ONE iF YOU OPENLY ADMiTTED iT ONLiNE .

[mechanicaldelirium]

OOOKAAAYY. LETZ GET THIS SHIT STARTED, BAYBIEEEEE

FIRST RULE OF THE OUTCASTES. ALL ARE FUCKIN WELCOME. REGARDLESS OF CASTE. STATUS. RANK. AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE THE EMPIRE, YOURE AS GOOD AS TRASH TO THEM!!!!

FROM SEADWELLERZ, TO MUTANTZ, TO EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. THEY (THE EMPIRE) DONT CARE ABOUT YA. SHITZ WACK, YO.

[trollocs-ooc]

i think whybie and um declan or diazni could rmpathize... theyre both um or theyre all three rather.. uhh nonbinary, interzex umm uh blood mutantz with semiroyalty and Complexes (declan jx the mozt okay esp around their bloodvolor)

(me lowket putting whybe next to the ferics-es in my brain to fix me fucking up their prouns...)

Yeahh intersex nb mutants with complexes gangg 💪💪

[sea-m0nster]

BZZt_Yeah what they d0 t0 guyZ like me iZ Zcary but my new crewmateZ don't let me burn myZelf 0ut_click

BZZt_I mean itZ n0t like regular g0ldZ can d0 Ztuff like mind c0ntr0l 0r anything_click

BZZt_itZ really juZt telekinetic abilitieZ and eXXceZZ 0f energy th0ugh i heard Z0me mutantZ can fire laZerZ 0r Z0me Zhit fr0m their ganderbulbZ_click

THAT'S VERY G00D! I'M GLAD Y0U HAVE CREWMATES THAT ARE G00D T0 Y0U.

I'D L0VE T0 BE ABLE T0 EXPL0DE THINGS WITH ENERGY, PERS0NALLY. ALS0 THE MUTATI0NS ARE PRETTY AWES0ME HAHA! LUCKY Y0U.

[trolls-for-social-justice]

hewwo efurryone! my name iz mod rainbow!!! im a rainbowblood n itz bc i waz a zcience experiment but im okeh wif it nao!

i dont care 2 much n i kno my blood iz good + doeznt make me bad! n i acknowledge my priviledge of having rainbow blood dat other people would want! my hobbiez include writing fanfiction (specifically hiztorical rpf!!! zignlezz<3ghb + dualzcar<>doloroza 4 lyfe!!!! if u dizagree literally juzt frick off!!!!)

im a furry, therian, fictionkin, factkin, irl (doublez okeh!) and a rebel! a REAL rebel! i believe in juztice 4 all!!!! my pronounz are it/itz and they/themz!!!!1! im alzo a vegan and i zupport animal rightz!

alzo im REALLY INTO ZOCIAL JUZTICE!!! zo if ur a caztizt or anti rebel or an exluz or a lame jerk u better run cuz im here to champion 4 real juztice + civil rightz 4 mutantz like myzelf!!! n alzo if u dont like that then... 2 bad!!!!!!!!!!!!

one final thing i am literally autiztic zo if i do anything bad i probably didnt mean 2 juzt lmk nicely okeh?

=^nxn^= nice 2 meet u all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

[sunburn-hellrazer]

<3< 1z 1t hem0punk t0 c0nz1ztently re1terate “mutantz ztay w1nn1ng”

xX_ absOlutEly, fOrEvEr and always _Xx

[empanadaenthusiazt]

:3

OK SO I DIDNT THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT HOW THEY GOT INTO THE MH UNIVERSE BC i dont really know how to do that. uhm. BUT ANYWAY (THIS IS A TMNT 2012 X MH G3 CROSSOVER BTW !!!!!!!)

mikey's the first to get into monster high (ofc) and he's just like "WOAHHHHH" when he gets there

the other turlts are like "WHERES MIKEY??????? WHERE IS HE?!¿¡¿¡¿¡¿!¿!¿?¡¡¡¡" and theyre all panicked but mikey is interacting with the monster high dudes n dudettes !!!

at first mikey thinks the place hes in is like an early halloween party (his idiot ass didnt realize it was a school + the turtls get there around october) and hes like "oh this is a halloween party !! no one will think i'm actually a real mutant turtle" (he didnt know the monsters around there were actually monsters he thought they were really cool halloween costumes)

so when hes walking around he looks up the place,, looking at all the monsters and then he stumbles (???) into clawdeen,, draculaura n frankie !! theyre all like "a new monster high student ??? in this month of the year ????"

mikey says "hey nice costumes!!!" n frankie replies "these arent costumes"

"wha" <- mikey

frankie takes their hand off to show that they arent a human,, but a real monster !! n to prove theyre frankenstein's descendant (this shocks mikey like "DID YOU TAKE YOUR HAND OFF RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?¡¿¡?¡¿¡¿¡?" "it's normal!" (<- frankie) "WDYM-" (<- mikey))

draculaura explains to mikey hes actually in monster high,, a school for monsters !! (n half humanz (<- clawdeen))

mikey is like "IM IN A WHAT?!¡!¿¡"

draculaura is like "so yeah.. this isn't an early halloween party,, it's actually a high school for monsters !!"

clawdeen then says the monsters have been hiding from humanz bc humanz hate monsterz n they have to hide from humanz all those things ykwim and tjen mikey says "NO WAY IM A MUTANT N IVE BEEN HIDING FROM HUMANZ ALMOST MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!"

frankie says "mutantz ?? that's new"

OK NOW WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER TURTLS ???

they doubt if enter the monster high building or not bc theyre not really sure if mikeys in there but raph (ofc) goes there anyway (he kicks the door)

and then theyre like "WHUH?????" when they see the inside of the monster high building

they start looking 4 mikey n they see a lot of the mh cast !! (mostly background characters but uhm. yeah)

while mikey is talking to draculaura n tje others (frankie n draculaura) the turtls find him !! the mh girls are like surprised like "oh theres more mutant turlts??????" (like that tmnt 03 scene in ep 4 "Meet Casey Jones" in which casey sees the othet turtls and asks raph "friends of yours?" raph says "brothers actually" casey replies "i can see tje family resemblance" YKWIM !!!)

mikey tells the other turtls about the building theyre in n theyre like "THIS IS A SCHOOL ??????????"

the mh girls tell the turtls that they'll be happy to have them as students !! but yknow the turtles have to fight shredder n the other dudes so they say no thank you

BUT mikey says "WE'LL PAY YOU GIRLS A VISIT !!!!!!" (he loved this place)

for the time the turtls are in Monster High they meet more of the mh girls !!!

n ive been thinking about the turtls n their friendships with the girls so here's what i got

mikey would probably be friends with lagoona !!! in some parts of the mh g3 series we can see lagoona coming out of the sewers so i think mikey would be like "NO WAY THERES SEWERS IN HERE ?????" n lagoona would be like "YEAH!! cool right ??". basically. mikey n lagoona are besties

raph would probably be friends with draculaura. i just know it. probably draculaura n maybe deuce ??

donnie would be friends with frankie!!! they'll talk about inventions n gadgets n that stuff ykwim

leo would probably be friends with ghoulia. how did i get to this conclusion???? easy i thought about a lil interaction between them. basically leo walks around the mh building n ghoulia jumpscares her like "brraaainnnsss" (as ghoulia's a zombie n shes making sorta a reference to that),, this obviously scares leo for a bit but ghoulia then changes n says "nah dont worry im not gonna eat your brain. name's ghoulia. yours ??" n they start talking about stuff !!! their fave series for example

anyway thankz for coming to my TED talk

in some alternate universe, the teenage mutant ninja turtles go to Monster High.

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< Hey qu1ck tezt. Wh1ch 0f y0u th1nk mutantz zh0uld be all0wed t0 l1ve >

[grubztomper4000]

NOTICE HOW A LOT OF THE MUTANTZ ON THIZ BLOG ARE ZEADWELLERZ. HM. HM. WONDER WHY THAT IZ. OF COURSE IM NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING. OF COURSE. JUST NOTING A PATTERN.

[ecult]

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[jiltedhoodz]

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[myimmortalstalker]

Chapter 34

I wook up in da bedroll de next day. Scar waz gone. I got up and puto n a blak tight sexah jckt that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knew. 

There wuz a slit in my suit lik I had been attacked by mutantz. I pot on dirty gloves and blak combat bo-ots. Suddenly… … Vormin cocked on da borken door. I hopened it.

“Hi Shtelrok.” he said. “Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Unkle Yard’s place.”

“Ok.” I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Scar or maybe lessen to hardbass. I came anyway.

“So what the fuck happened 2 Termo and Lookash?” I asked Vromin flirtily.

“I fucking tortured them.” he answered in a statistic way. “They r in Pripyat now, lol.”

I laughed evilly.

“Where r Scare and Bloodsucre?” I muttered.

“Dey are xcused from stalking 2day.” Vermin moaned sexily. “Rite now they are watching Cheburashka.”

We went into da office. Unkle Yarf was there. He was wearing a goffik blak suit that was all ripped all over it, kinda lik mine. He wuz snorting anabiotics. He took out the Svarog detector.

“Streloke, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited.” he said sadly. “Good luck. Fangz!”

And then… … I jumped into the Anomly again. Suddenly I looked around… … … I was in da Rokie Village eating bred. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Slutan. On a campfire was a tall gottik man wif short blak hair, pail skin and dark eyes wering a Sunrise suit and blak miltry bootes. He looked just like zombified stalker. I noticed… … he was drinking a vodka.

“Whose he!11” I asked.

“Oh, datz Wolfe.” Slutan said. “He’s da Rokies teacher… Selok?”

“Yah?” I asked.

“Did u know dat Firelake is playing in The 100 Rads tonight? And they r showing  The Exercise in da tv b4 dat.”

“Yah?”

“Well……. want 2 go 2 da contort and watch da movie wif me?”

[vitriolicperceptive]

<3< Ruztbl0od 1z a zlur. Mutantz dezerve t0 l1ve l1ke any 0ther tr0ll. Mach1nez are actually really attract1ve. >

i want to 2tart more di2cour2e.. quick guy2 what can we talk abt thatll pi22 everyone off