#musies

[w-o-r-d-s--f-a-i-l]

Doreen Green/ Squirrel Girl (MUSE)

Sexual orientation: Pansexual

Gender: cisgender woman

Despite being kind of goofy, and somewhat absent minded, Doreen Green is incredibly intelligent, getting a scholarship to study Computer Science at a prestigious university. She doesn't quite fit in with the other students in her major, going against almost every notion of what a Computer Science student is. Doreen is peppy, fun-loving, charismatic, and optimistic with a deep faith in humanity and believes everyone is inherently good. When she tucks her tail into her pants, she can fully pass as just a normal peppy college girl.

Doreen Green was born with a genetic mutation (though through semantics isn't considered a mutant) that gave her the tail of a squirrel that grew with her through her life. As she grew, she realized that the tail was just the start, also finding that she had the ability to talk to squirrels as well as having the proportional skills of a squirrel applied to a human body. She's unnaturally fast, can lift between 800 lbs and 25 tons, can see in the dark and has Peripheral Vision as strong as her direct gaze, can climb trees and building with ease, and has the ability to pick things up with her tail. All of these abilities she uses to go "undercover" as the unbeatable Squirrel Girl and fight ne'er do wells with charm and spunk. She often goes against a lot of powerhouse fighters but somehow always bounces back.

[spiderqueenpc]

[jan-asiku]

mi lon⭐

sitelen mama li tan @xxacidnekoxx. toki pona li tan @jan-asiku. o lukin e sitelen mama.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My band teacher told me I would never make it in the world as a musician (both I and he know I want to be a beekeeper/painter) and then shot me from two inches away.

[starberry-slash]

Hiya newcomers to the Gelphie fandom! Fandom old here, sharing older and newer fic recs for our gals. Please note that I haven't read some of these stories in a while so this is a general "get you started" list rather than a super curated list. I haven't read some of these stories in a while!

The Narrative Strain by The Noble Arduenna (feels like everybody and they momma are rec'ing TNA but when ya good ya good lol)

The Love Club by OrkButch (Modern!AU Gelphie, based on the books so you may get a little lost if you haven't read the series)

Safe and Sound by GretchenMaurice (Hunger Games!AU if you're into that haha)

Even the Yellow Brick Road Can Double Back On Itself by Shatterpath (NC17 🥵 Musicalverse fic, good for those totally new to Wicked who don't want the second half of the musical/part 2 of the movie series to be spoiled)

people come and go so quickly here by threeguesses (honestly I don't remember reading this but I bookmarked it back in the day so I obviously wanted to read it lol)

Also, here's a link to Ralst's Wicked archive. She's an awesome fandom steward who really helped the femslash and WLW fandoms thrive in an era before modern social media (including Tumblr!).

Ralst's Wicked Archive (I personally recommend Harper's Something Most Odd (AO3 link) and lfae's At the Ozdust - Bookverse fic that acknowledges the musica!)

Happy reading! And if anyone knows the name of that one Gelphie fic where they spend a week in the Emerald City in a basement (lol) please let me know. I can't find it for the life of me!

[boobiestarplanet]

mi la toki ale pi toki pona taso lon ma pona li ni:

jan 1: toki

jan 2: toki a

jan 3: toki! sina pilin seme?

*jan ala li toki lon tenpo mute*

jan 4: toki!

jan 2: jan 3 o! mi pilin pona. sina la seme li lon?

jan 3: ala li lon

jan 2: oke

jan 5: kijetesantakalu

*jan mute li pana e sitelen "🏳️‍⚧️" tawa ni*

[salinkarta]

horník a dolník je len československé top and bottom

[kijetesantakalu-o]

[w-o-r-d-s--f-a-i-l]

Father Paul Hill (Muse)

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Gender: Cis Man

Faceclaim: Hamish Linklater

After the mysterious disappearance of the standing minister of a church of a small Canadian island town, Father Paul steps up of the only place of worship in town where most of the population attend mass. He is a kind and understanding man who despite being strange and slightly withdrawn truly cares for his community.

SPOILERS FOR MIDNIGHT MASS UNDER THE CUT

This is evident in the fact that on a trip to Israel to see where Jesus allegedly lived, finding himself lost in the desert, where he came upon a cave. In that cave he was met with a creature that in all his years of holiness he interpreted as an angel, especially when the creature fed him it's blood after drinking some of his, bringing the old man back to how his body and mind were in his mid thirties. Knowing that the angel could help the people suffering on the island he had called home for the last 50 years of his life, he took on the false name of Paul Hill and took the supposed angel with him back home where he regained the mantle of the leader of the small community's church.

His goal is to help those in the community, to heal their bodies and minds just as he has been healed by giving them some of the angel's blood in the communion wine, functionally making a town of almost vampires who need only to die to be reborn into their ideal, vampiric lives. Paul truly believes that he can make the lives of all of these people better

[spiderqueenpc]

Guilty Gear but they're cephalopods

[kon-lin]

ni li tan lipu ni:

https://tenor.com/view/toki-pona-spinning-kijetesantakalu-gif-27030005

[rewwwwww]

learned toki pona in preparation for my trip to ma pona.. where- where is it again?

[brainrotcharacters]

Have a romp in a Honda Odyssey now and fix your marital disagreements today!

[vamprcha]

pov jest 23 grudnia wieczur i chcesz wziąć kąpiel

[rayanlovestaylor]

Did you really beam me up In a cloud of sparkling dust

Just to do experiments on? Tell me I was the chosen one...

[hussyknee]

I want to say that being a Swiftie is its own punishment, but a whole horde of them have caught COVID from her concerts and are calling it the "Eras Tour hangover". Literal plague rats.

And yes this goes for every fucking celebrity putting their fans lives in danger to line their pockets. None of them have spoken up for any of the genocides going on or shown donations to them. Y'all are laying your lives on the line for people who can't even tunnel underneath the bar of basic human decency when it's already in hell.

Edit: when I tell you none of you motherfuckers should spawn

This child is going to die because her mother cares more about that greedy climate criminal's superspreader event than helping her recover.