#muse: kakashi

[historias-multorum]

"Vegetables. This- This is what we're arguing about tonight? Vegetables." Kakashi looks to the camera.

[multis-sermonibus]

Kakashi? Reading something other than Icha Icha? More likely than you think.

[yeeters-muse-archive]

Kakashi Hatake

Weight: 523 (237.2kgs)

Bio: With no longer being the Hokage of Konoha, the village hidden in the leaves, let’s just say he saw no point in being an active ninja in an era of peace and let himself go while still being a teacher for Naruto’s son, Boruto, and any others who were interested in learning the way of ninja.

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[fantasykiri5]

A pair of birds of prey for days 15 and 16 of @hermitadaymay !!! Definitely not a day and a half (?) late

[zuzu-draws]

Somebody should've asked Kishimoto how Obito felt when Kakashi died during Pain's Attack Arc.

[somorrow]

hi, I'm sorry if I'm out of line! But I read some fic requests and if it's still open, could I request Kakashi reacting to an injured reader and help them be nursed back to health after a mission?

No matter how big or small the injury is, he stops immediately to tend to it. Sprained ankle? You're getting carried back to Konoha. Cut from a kunai? He's trying his hand at medical ninjutsu.

He's sure to take care of the attacker (not before making sure you're safe) prior to any first aid unless it's life-endangering. He ends them as quickly as he can.

Now if it's something life-threatening, he's incapacitating them with his sharingan and acting immediately, or getting you to cover to provide you with healing. (I have a headcanon he tries his hand at some medical ninjutsu after Rin passes.)

During your recovery, he's right by your side every step of the way.

He might have that stupid book out as he sits with you during treatment, but not a day goes by that he doesn't come to see you.

You've caught him gazing into the window a few nights from the outside, but haven't said anything in fear that he'll stop checking up on you.

Thanks for your patience my friend! Definitely not out of line. Happy to get requests. Hope you enjoyed!

[konohagakurekakashi]

How does the Hatake clan white chakra work.

Hmm, I imagine much like normal chakra, sprinkled with a little bit of 'I can't divulge clan secrets/info to just anyone'.

Nice try.

[musedbyalli]

"Happy Birthday Kakashi~Sensei!" (From,Sakura Haruno)

Link to Image: https://x.com/BrentonsArt/status/1695469563456921700

"For me?" Kakashi hadn't been expecting anyone to remember his birthday, and he certainly hadn't been expecting any presents. He accepted the present offered to him, smiling at the World's Best Sensei balloon.

He slowly began to unwrap it, somewhat awkwardly. "Thank you, Sakura."

[shinobinvku]

@irukasenseii "Apparently you're an unusual person Kakashi-san."

"That's ridiculous. I'm a perfectly normal person." He replies, his obsidian gaze glued to his book.

[historias-multorum]

"Damn, Iruka getting hit on by anonymous people with really bad pick up lines...."

[multis-sermonibus]

@tentaiiled​

“Today I choose cuddles over violence.”

[resolutepath]

At first he tries leaning back a little - subtle, almost not noticeable (hopefully) - but it doesn't quite get him where he needs to be. The damn cover is still all Iruka can see, nothing but a handful of detached words at the very top of the open pages peeking at him when he strains his eyes to steal a glance. Incoherent and insufficient. Icha Icha is not the kind of title he'd expect a book to have that someone like Hatake Kakashi reads on a daily basis, which only heightens his curiosity. Eventually he decides to simply reach out - not to take the book from the jonin's hands, but to push it down just enough to be able to read at least a sentence that might reveal its content. "What are you reading anyway?" (uminosensei)

The first indication is the shift of a shadow over the edges of his pages, the second a slight creak at the change of position, though neither are enough to cause alarm. With his experience the difference between a curious individual who meant no threat and an enemy seeking an opportunity was stark, so Kakashi did nothing, merely turned his page and waited to see what the other would try next. When the sensei is bold enough to push down on his book, there's a curve of his lips beneath the mask and he slips the book from beneath the gentle touch to let it close with a resounding snap.

"You shouldn't read a book in the middle of it. Terrible spoilers." Answering the question with a non-answer, Kakashi stores his book within his pouch to be resumed at a later date when he has the peace of the village and the solitude he requires to indulge within the pages. For now he turns upon the chunin who holds charge of educating Konoha's young minds and smiles beneath the mask, letting his exposed eye close to enhance the expression. "Not on the mission desk today? Or are you here to collect my report in person..?" He pauses, letting the horror of what he could possibly have done to the report sink in before he shrugs. "You'll be waiting a while, I think I left it with Naruto."

He is all to aware that his conversation does little to sate the chunin's burning desire to know the contents of his book. Well that's part of the fun of it, if Iruka truly wishes to know, perhaps he should buy a copy of Icha Icha for himself. Admittedly, he'd be quite amused to catch that reaction first hand.

@uminosensei

[kyuusou]

@bladedhunter

Kakashi just... looks at him. This is worse than what he normally wears. "Who are you showing off for, anyway?"

"Kakashi, I'm showing off my confidence to everyone, as should you! Join me,” Gai said in a serious voice. This was a big deal for Gai—to bring people together while everyone is showing off their confidence in their swimwear! It was summer after all. One last dive into the pool and have fun without restraints.

[notsorryiml8]

Make It Make Sense Konoha #74,231

So I adore my friend, the one I talked about before and she enjoys talking Naruto. So, passing along again for her. I love her fresh perspective on things as a new fan.

Things she doesn't get:

1.Hiruzen's Retirement Plan - "Who was his successor? Why'd they have to go out of the village to find my girl? She was good and all, but I don't get it. Okay, so that old man is old, like 200 years old- old old. And you telling me that he didn't think he was gonna just up and die one day?! If the snake-man didn't kill him, old age would. Did he not have a plan?! "

2. What was Kakashi's Sharingan plan - "Okay I love my Kakashi, he's my fav, but I don't get it. Why was bro so mad when dude with the good hair ripped out that eye?! Okay, I'd be feeling some kind of way too if I got my eye ripped out. I get that. Ow and boo hoo! But wasn't he goin' blind anyway?! Okay, bro, for real tho, you said yourself in the war you were like a week away from needing a service dog or at least some trifocals because you was going blind-blind in that eye. So what was he planning to do? He's all moping and sad-mad and feeling useless that he can't do a thing now since the eye was gone, but news for you my man - Kakashi of the Sharingan was gonna be no more in like a week. For real, if Madman didn't take his eye, he'd lose it by the end of the war anyway with the abuse he put it through in the war. At least when Naruto did the stem cell new eye thing, he gave him a new eye (on that note he's going to need glasses at some point because one eye is 30 years older than the other, just sayin'). Without that, he was gonna only have one eye, but lots of chakra. You can't tell me that never crossed his mind. What was his plan??"

3. Who took care of Konaha's kids? - "Okay, I get it, Naruto had a bad childhood. But who took care of little Kakashi. So, a lot of people are saying he was 4-5 when his pops up and died. Who raised that baby?Same for little Sasuke? Yes, he had a nice apartment, but who funded that??"

4. On that note - "I get it, they grown when they graduate. Okay so baby Kakashi graduated at 5 ????? Have they ever interacted with a 5-year-old?? He's literally a preschooler - they cry and whine, can barely dress themselves, good luck if it matches and the shoes are on the right feet - and have a tantrum if you tell them they wrong, can barely write their names, and all that. And then baby dude could give orders at 6 ???? I will laugh at that baby, call him cute, and tell him go watch some Sesame Street and Elmo before I take an order from him because I wouldn't take him seriously. Then as I'm getting off the ground putting my teeth back in, I'd think yeah so, he might be the smartest, most skilled kid in K-town, but emotionally he's still a preschooler. Make it make sense!!"

[somorrow]

Can I request a Naruto character (your pick ofc) meeting reader’s parents for the first time!

“It could be worse. She could be dating an Uchiha.” As you opened your own door to exit the vehicle that had just parked in front of the house, Jiraiya’s narrowed optics bored into the dark, piercing eyes of his wife. Tsunade’s arms were crossed over her chest as they stood before the front window. Jiraiya shook his head, a heavy feeling in his gut. "This is worse. I've seen that kid at signings before."

He could never forget that sideways, spiky silver hair. He’d never seen any other man with locks that defied gravity the way his had — not other than himself at least, and maybe his godson.

Tsunade’s brows narrowed, her pink lips scowling. “What?! You know him?!”

“Yeah, Kakashi was his name. Kakashi Hatake. I remember it from the signing.”

“Sakumo’s boy?”

“Yup.”

“Wasn’t he always in trouble for fighting?”

“Yup.”

“Damn it,” Tsunade cursed, clenching her fists. "A pervert and a delinquent. What the hell are you thinking, (Name)?!"

"It's a new relationship. We could ruin it."

Tsunade gave it a genuine thought before clicking her tongue. "We shouldn't. She seems happy." "It's only been two months. It won't kill her to start again." He let out a scoff of disbelief when the two of you began to walk over his freshly cut grass, hand-in-hand. "Oooh, it's so over." "Cut it out! Get away from the window before they see us!" "Let him see me." Tsunade groaned and wrapped her arms around her husbands toned bicep and pulled. "Let's go, big boy. Time to pretend you've never met him."

The doorbell echoed throughout the house, and Jiraya propelled himself forward to reach it before her. He swung the door open in a flash, face already flushing in a swirl of anger and humiliation. As he opened the door, your happy greeting took all thoughts of assault from his mind. You immediately disregarded your boyfriend's hand for a hug from your father, latching onto your mother next. "Hi, dad! Sorry we're late! My cat got out, and Kakashi had to help me chase her." Kakashi had a face of stone, though it was pressed into a smile. He lowered himself into a substantially low bow. Unusually so, for Kakashi, but you knew he had to really lay it on in order to get out of this alive. Especially after you'd just botched it all to hell. What the hell had you been thinking?! Your cat got out?! She was terrified of the outdoors! "Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Senju. My name is Kakashi Hatake." You gave your mom a second hug - almost an apologetic one - before pulling back. An awkward pause settled between the four of you. If looks could kill, your boyfriend would be 12 feet deep twice over. Your father especially appeared to be seconds away from lashing out - either in a vicious, verbal way or, you were afraid he'd really punch him. A mix of emotions filled him as he eyed Kakashi. He was composed and respectful thus far - it would be unfair to keep the pressure mounting much further. Trying to keep his tone neutral, Jiraiya invited you in. "Well, let's not just stand in the doorway. Come on in." Kakashi bowed again before smiling. "Thank you. It's an honor to meet you, truly. (Name) is incredible in every way." Kakashi continued to lay on the charm throughout the next hour and a half, through a meal your mother had cooked (one of his least favorites, although he didn't particularly mind it this time), and both of you managed to stumble through conversations without any accidental innuendos. The time came, though, to where the dinner had ended, the conversations had died, and you needed to leave to prepare for work the next morning. It was evident they were still wary, though they had eased with time. You figured this would have to be something they got used to - you had been single for a long time, after all. During your goodbyes, though, it felt far much more lighthearted than before. You turned to your mother for one last hug, with Kakashi bowing to them both and shaking your fathers hand. "Take care of my daughter, Hatake." Your heart fluttered at the sound. Kakashi's eyes widened a bit as Jiraiya pulled him in. "And throw out every copy you own," he whispered threateningly. "Every. Last. One." He'd burn them. "Yes, sir. Of course," Kakashi agreed, fighting through a stutter. With that, Jiraiya's crushing grip eased, and your mother finally let go of her hug. You crossed the grass once more, hand-in-hand. "That went well!" You chimed. Kakashi winced a bit as you squeezed it reassuringly, an energetic lift to your step. "I hope so..." He said, rubbing the back of his neck, looking up at the tail end of the sunset, stars beginning to glitter above. "Next time, we won't be late." Edit: I moved this to ao3! Thanks for the inspiration. Here's the link: xxx.

[konohagakurekakashi]

You're late! This report was supposed to be handed in weeks ago!

Ah. Whoops.

Seems like old habits die hard after all. I'll be more mindful of the road of life in future.