#muse: Socks

[mollys-garden]

"Who's there?!"

Her nose sniffs the air. There is a tresspasser in the woods.

Her ears twitch as she hears something move. She pulls out her bow and points it towards where the sound came from. "Alright, you've got three choices: either you show up, get out or get shot!"

[butcharium]

I love knitting while out and about in public as a butch lesbian woman, like on public transport? I am knitting, on cafés I will sit and knit, same when out drinking with friends. I am chanelling that incredibly sweet butch4butch comic with the butch lesbian knitters (and also I love how sweet old women can be when they spot another knitter <3)

[mollys-garden]

"YOU'LL be the ones in trouble if you don't get away from MY cave!!!"

She's juuuust about to grab her little bow...

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ꜱɪʙꜱ, ᴄᴀᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ? ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀɴ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ?"

He gleefully rubs his gloved paws together. There's a mischevious twinkle in his eyes -- he's up to something.

[meilas]

the reason short people have such big personalities is because all the energy is condensed. they should come with a “contents under pressure” warning.

[melverie]

He's acting like Diavolo is holding his socks for ransom

[mollys-garden]

"Thanks, I'll add that to my list of reasons to avoid little kids like you"

Cue    the    CRUNCHIEST    ,    most    AWFUL    cough    you’ve    ever    heard.

➸    ―       ❛     Anyway     ——      ❜

[marathedemonoverlord]

Anyone else playing with the Lowkey Headcanon that as soon as Barbatos saw MC and Luke he was like "Oh THERES my spouse and child"- MF acting like a Dad who just spotted his wife/husband with their child across the Swap Meet after looking at argyle socks for 30 min-

I feel like it's not a stretch that Barbatos instantly claims people as his family members whether they know it or not.. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[kazeofthemagun]

Randomly Generated Headcanons!

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Kaze has an incredible spice tolerance. ✅️

Kaze is a sleepwalker. ❔️

Kaze's favourite subject in school was English. Windarian ✅️

Kaze always has a deck of yogioh cards on them. 👁👁 r/technicallythetruth

Kaze watched the sonic movie. ❌️

Kaze steals other peoples clothes. ❔️

Kaze is tumblr famous. ✅️ (yeah I made him so)

Kaze listens to 80s music. ❔️

Kaze is a cat person. (Alternatively, cats are Kaze people)

Kaze doesn't own a single pair of matching socks. ✅️

[Finally, Kaze decreed tumblr sexyman]

[mollys-garden]

"Someone tell me who's shooting arrows at people."

"I'd like to join them."

[lucentaire]

something that i think we, as a fandom, should outgrow is reducing characters to common jokes / memes. i think this especially applies for the more minor characters because as someone who has mostly written minor characters, it is really discouraging if the general opinion on a character that you love is [ insert meme here ]. the author already fails to respect his characters. not clowning on the characters your fellow rpers clearly love and adore enough to write them should be the bare minimum

[inblazes]

i am taking a nap probably in a second but i am currently offering diluc kissies for ur inboxes for those who like the post.

[butcharium]

1. I am now parted from my gf

2. I came home to the window of my room wide open, to minus twenty degrees or so outside (I swear I closed it before leaving????)

3. As a consequence of this my water bottle is completely frozen through, as I left it in my bed still with water in it (bad habit I know maybe now I'll learn)

4. My uterus is currently acting up as well :(

I like the cold and am not bothered by the situation per se, I just miss my favourite hot water bottle (my gf) who would make things extra cozy, or at least that my regular one was available for use:/

[kpop-bbg]

[bone-honey]

The Klown gods Sock, Buskin and Muse

The two Klown gods are just like their human equivalent name sakes, the comedy and tragedy masks. 

Buskin is typically associated with misfortune

Sock is typically associated with fortune

Two sides of the same coin, of sorts, and are actually the same god but will show you a different face based on your fortune.

Regardless of which is “being spoken to” klowns can praise either based on their own preferences. Speaking to an effigy of Sock like it’s Buskin will still allow a klown to communicate with Buskin.

Sock is heavily praised by those still on their home planet of Karnival, as everyday life there is heavily saturated with carny like activities and foods and such.

Buskin is heavily praised by those on invading force ships, as the klowns on those ships often pray to him in an effort to cast misfortune on the planets they invade.

There’s also Muse, who is a separate entity that klowns praise and pray to specifically for talent and skill. Regardless of those wanted skills being music, art, agility or invasion based.

[inky-evergreen]

Cunt ass bitch

Sketch version I did in math class

[sorrygotthesesacks]

I don’t talk about Hitoya very often, but I love his “there are two things I hate” schtick.

I can’t disagree with him here.