#muse: Socks

[mollys-garden]

"Who's there?!"

Her nose sniffs the air. There is a tresspasser in the woods.

Her ears twitch as she hears something move. She pulls out her bow and points it towards where the sound came from. "Alright, you've got three choices: either you show up, get out or get shot!"

[butcharium]

I love knitting while out and about in public as a butch lesbian woman, like on public transport? I am knitting, on cafés I will sit and knit, same when out drinking with friends. I am chanelling that incredibly sweet butch4butch comic with the butch lesbian knitters (and also I love how sweet old women can be when they spot another knitter <3)

[mollys-garden]

"YOU'LL be the ones in trouble if you don't get away from MY cave!!!"

She's juuuust about to grab her little bow...

"ᴡʜᴀᴛ? ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ꜱɪʙꜱ, ᴄᴀᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ? ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀɴ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ?"

He gleefully rubs his gloved paws together. There's a mischevious twinkle in his eyes -- he's up to something.

[meilas]

the reason short people have such big personalities is because all the energy is condensed. they should come with a “contents under pressure” warning.

[spitedriven]

lucanis knitted all of you socks for the holidays. you're welcome.

[mollys-garden]

"Thanks, I'll add that to my list of reasons to avoid little kids like you"

Cue    the    CRUNCHIEST    ,    most    AWFUL    cough    you’ve    ever    heard.

➸    ―       ❛     Anyway     ——      ❜

[melverie]

He's acting like Diavolo is holding his socks for ransom

[cruel-hiraeth]

keeping your feet cosy and protected all day in a cute pair of socks he loves…come evening, you know he’s going to be on his knees stripping them off with his teeth, ready to worship every inch of you.

[mollys-garden]

"Someone tell me who's shooting arrows at people."

"I'd like to join them."

[marathedemonoverlord]

Anyone else playing with the Lowkey Headcanon that as soon as Barbatos saw MC and Luke he was like "Oh THERES my spouse and child"- MF acting like a Dad who just spotted his wife/husband with their child across the Swap Meet after looking at argyle socks for 30 min-

I feel like it's not a stretch that Barbatos instantly claims people as his family members whether they know it or not.. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[kazeofthemagun]

Randomly Generated Headcanons!

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Kaze has an incredible spice tolerance. ✅️

Kaze is a sleepwalker. ❔️

Kaze's favourite subject in school was English. Windarian ✅️

Kaze always has a deck of yogioh cards on them. 👁👁 r/technicallythetruth

Kaze watched the sonic movie. ❌️

Kaze steals other peoples clothes. ❔️

Kaze is tumblr famous. ✅️ (yeah I made him so)

Kaze listens to 80s music. ❔️

Kaze is a cat person. (Alternatively, cats are Kaze people)

Kaze doesn't own a single pair of matching socks. ✅️

[Finally, Kaze decreed tumblr sexyman]

[inblazes]

i am taking a nap probably in a second but i am currently offering diluc kissies for ur inboxes for those who like the post.

[butcharium]

1. I am now parted from my gf

2. I came home to the window of my room wide open, to minus twenty degrees or so outside (I swear I closed it before leaving????)

3. As a consequence of this my water bottle is completely frozen through, as I left it in my bed still with water in it (bad habit I know maybe now I'll learn)

4. My uterus is currently acting up as well :(

I like the cold and am not bothered by the situation per se, I just miss my favourite hot water bottle (my gf) who would make things extra cozy, or at least that my regular one was available for use:/

[kpop-bbg]

[annoyangle]

TODAY'S UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH!

HAVE YOU LOOKED UNDER YOUR COUCH LATELY? MAYBE YOU SHOULD. THERE MIGHT BE MONEY DOWN THERE. OR THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN GROWING. FESTERING. SCHEMING. DREAMING. WAITING FOR ITS CHANCE. YES I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT SOCK YOU HAVEN'T WASHED SINCE YOU BOUGHT IT IN 2010. UNLESS YOU WANNA WAKE UP WITH IT IN YOUR MOUTH, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO BUCK UP AND DO THE LAUNDRY!!

[hadobreeze]

"Will you go out with me"

Sock vc: we're already outside