#murder on the warp express spoilers

[sunshades]

What is happening...

[fvaleraye]

limbus company is a wild game. you play as a nonbinary amnesiac who got their head cut off and responded by replacing it with a flaming wall clock, whose second job is to (ineffectually, at first) be the manager of a group of people on a bus and whose first job is to revive and heal them anytime anything happens, which is all the time. your party is comprised of a dour scientist who has a habit of speaking in poetry, a mysterious white haired genius implied to be in a constant mental discord call with different versions of herself across multiple universes, an autistic woman who named her shoes after a fictional horse and turns into an ancient and powerful vampire if they're ever taken off, a swordswoman who speaks a third of her mind in acronyms and loves to murder people "artistically", an autistic frenchman built like a fridge who refuses to be a person unless ordered to, a long haired rich pretty boy who accidentally pisses people off with his sheltered behavior half the time and pretends to be dumber than he is to purposefully annoy people the other half, a british thug whose entire plot could have been solved by just spitting it out and also turned into a wolf monster for a bit, a ginger who got bored of her office job and decided to get on a boat and hunt whales about it, a russian gambler whose mental health and self image are rapidly deteriorating while she is also getting progressively worse at hiding it, a young man who is really in over his head while also being very good at killing people who also is weirdly good at translating the earlier mentioned swordswoman's acronyms, a kiss-ass former military woman who would probably kill everyone else in the party if she thought she could get away with it, and a german former-soldier who got a mutant bug arm and intense ptsd and depression. there's also the all powerful guide who tells you where to go who is legally not allowed to be too helpful and is also perpetually sick of your shit, and the strange girl who drives the bus you all ride in without a license or a lick of training. also the bus looks like a train. add onto the fact that most of the characters and their backstories are references to classic literature, and you have what is possibly the world's MOST dysfunctional dnd party.

we love this fucking game.

[gregorsamsaautism]

Do you ever think abt how Tcorp don waited in front of the tax evader’s door until rodya bashed the door in, and only moved to harvest time once she mentioned that she had a warrant?

You know how vampires can’t enter your house unless you invite them in?

[luv4lain]

how prince of the parade look when real bloodfiend royalty come at them

[eldarianduelist]

[kinogane]

They think they're so fucking funny

[dedsec-pony]

Murder on the WARP Express spoilers, but kind of vague, but also kind of major. IDK man.

What the fuck.

[sapphireknight30]

how we feeling tonight

[ashlynniis-bracketeers]

(Though I am keeping "that" as vague as possible, this still contains spoilers for Limbus Company's Murder on the WARP Express Intervallo. You have been warned.)

Had this idea in my head for a while now. People had already done jokes about Don possibly being the oldest Sinner, though more to juxtapose her chaotic gremlin energy and not... well, "that" which was revealed in Murder on the WARP Express lmao.

Basically me just throwing silliness about who should be the youngest Sinner, based on comedic potential.

Who do you think would be funniest as the Actual Youngest Sinner? 83c

Also, read the word "Toobman" in Tyl Regor's voice for the intended effect lmao. Yes, "Gear Aging Moment" is indeed a Guilty Gear reference, I couldn't help myself.

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So, ever since... that was revealed, I just have to wonder...

Which Sinner Would be the Funniest to Reveal as the Youngest?

Sinclair

Being the youngest even with supernatural entities on the team would be frustrating for him (and funny)

Him being so murderey while still being so young is funny

He's generally just inherently funny

Faust

Rather naive without connection to the Faust Discord™ (somebody toddler-proof Mephi)

Associated with Alchemy, Homunculi, and the Children in the Flash abnormality (possible Toobman?)

Meursault

Don directly calls him "young Meursault" (knew the second she saw him)

No wonder he seems to have so much trouble with people, he's still trying to learn how to people

It could be a rubberneck-inducing Gear Aging Moment™ which would be hilarious

(I'm totally not biased what are you talking about)

[rancidsloth]

don quixote but shes a big hulking gargoyle instead

[ifuckingloveryoshu]

I said Id keep all murder on the warp express spoilers till 8/31 but. *BIG Spoilers FOR MURDER ON THE WARP TRAIN EXPRESS AND DISTORTION DETECTIVE*

I originally just wanted to make a horny post but here we are now, Don post. And keep in mind, all of this is speculation all hearsay and I have not read Don's book.

I might redesign and just redo my self insert oc for one if Bloodfeinds have a thing with masks and if the Pinky Finger has blood feinds? Its only heavy spectulation on my end given the scrapes and blood on the finer from Ryoshu's art. Unrelated but the mask make me thing about Jojo and the Pillar Men. Uhh, more speculation actually, maybe all Kindred in their culture, take the mantel of another role or face? For Don, its the valiant hero. With blood being part of their image, their goal is extending their influnce.

Go further, maybe the Mask and Rocinante can be related in the roles they want to play. The Barber was mentioned and I heard the original Don took the shaving thing used to collect hair from the barber and used it as a hat. I'm thinking for Casstti at least, the technology of that mask after getting enough blood would make him look all human.

From Distortion Detective Chapters 41 and 42 before they axed the series, here we have:

For context: Moses is talking to an older Bloodfeind in this fancy hotel because she wants Moses to murder her. For one, yeah they do feed on human but their not overtly evil? It's a hidden evil but tame for City standards. Elena was just a big exception but popular enough to give the whole species a bad reputation.

From Distortion Detective, we get the information that Bloodfeinds like keeping their numbers low.

There honestly must be cultural diffrences between blood feind populations of diffrent Districts. Don might actually be an Elder.

Also, it's not a new plot point with a bloodfeind who doesn't conciously know their a blood feind.

So does the Distortion inside bloodfeinds have to be awaken? I have no idea, but Rocinante seems to be Don's anchor.

When we meet another Bloodfeind, perhaps an elder one, it doesn't seem in the norm for Bloodfeinds in general to do giant blood bag and conversion things. This is a very hopeful reading of what can easily get retconed but my guess is Elder Bloodfeinds just drink a little bit and then normally let their victims go. But again, we never found out if this person was reliable or not because Project Moon discontinued Distortion Detective. Elena is an outliar among bloodfeinds and Casstti is put into a warp train as a blood feind, in an enviornment that gives as much blood as you want.

Wherever Casstti's from, he was running away to make his own 'kingdom' because where hes from was awful. He had no idea how the Warp Train would opperate. None of this was planned, everything was incidental.

My theory on the events: Cassetti hides in the freightcar to escape wherever he is from and hes been hiding there eversince to get enough blood to make his mask so he can blend in with the City residents, hide his bloodfeind features, maybe fuse with his mask. But, the bus woke him up and maybe he was spotted by the multi-armed fixers where he feels compelled to make Sasha a Kindred after her helplessness. Then our gang comes and fights him. Yeah. So many things to look forward to. And if the connection of the Barber in Don's story, a one off thing, Cassetti might be coming from P Corp. Two things i've just seen from Lob Corp's Shelter from the 27th of March and the Library Of Ruina Wiki:

We're off for a ride next Canto, that is certain. Thank you to anyone who decides to read this. If anyone else would love to build off this or correct me, that would be heavily appreciated.

[sunshades]

A job will have you 27 with a 700 years old best friend like oi wheres the second kindred at today 😂🤔🤔🤔

[fvaleraye]

[frozentoastsmile]

Yippie

[caerbannogmochi]

So I just finished Murder on the Warp Express and ahhh…

I think I know why La Sangre de Sancho does bleed.

😅

[pielove123clan]

ALL MURDER ON THE WARP EXPRESS POST WILL BE QUEUED ON 8/31 UNDER THE TAG 'MURDER ON THE WARP EXPRESS SPOILERS'!!