#murder drones headcannon

[radicalrobot]

hello. this is my rendition of the Absolute Solver meeting Closet from Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse.

Closet: WHO INVITED? YOU? HALLOWEEN IS. STILL. MONTHS AWAY. YOU LOOK. RIDICULOUS.

Solver: Oh! Pardon me! I am the merely The Solver! Of the Absolute! Fabric! The void! The exponential end!

Closet: CAN YOU SOLVE. THE ABSOLUTE. TRAVESTY. THAT IS. YOUR ROBOT'S. ENSEMBLE? WHERE ARE? HER PANTS? AND THAT JACKET. IS SO. LAST SEASON.

Solver: Scoffs! Rolls eye! My ocular sensors are! Malfunctioning! Just from looking! At that hideous pink! I would assimilate your matter! Instantly! If it wouldn'nt ruin! My aesthetic!

and then they kiss. The end

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hmm N with a short and shy worker drone s/o?-🕸️ (🕸️ I'm back lol🕸️)

Welcome back! Also congrats, you've given me my first murder drones ask :D

N x short and shy worker drone Reader

★ Before anything else, I need to tell you that he will be carrying you places. You got little legs and sometimes you fall behind when he is walking. It just makes sense, the fact he thinks it's cute has no bearing on his decision.

★ He was afraid of scarring you when you first met him. It's a valid fear considering he is a murder drone. But he was actually really good at making you feel comfortable, he didn't push you to talk and was really kind.

★ Being really shy is not a problem for him, he understands that some people need a little bit more time than others. Whenever you are ready, he will be there.

★ If/when J comes back he is going to make sure that you are far away from her and safe. Even if that means staying away from you. It might be the best option considering that J and Tessie seem to have no mercy for worker drones...

[cactusenokioko]

This generator is definitely on to something...

or not

It seems to me that Wattpad is read by Uzi or Lizzy, and N and V have chronic nightmares.

[moved-point]

She watched him try to draw with a purple crayon for three hours, she has SOME decency.

[nanamivnemesis]

New headcannon for N:

His hair is long enough to be tied into a little fluffy ponytail :D

( Uzi doesn’t want anyone to know how adorable she find this)

( I originally tried to draw nuzi doodles but I didn’t like them :( )

( please give me more little head cannons for me to draw 🥰)

[edupiii]

im distraught by the fact Murder Drones is ending, so to make me (and possibly you) feel better, here are:

Some Random MD Character Head Cannons!

Most of these are goofy silly and aren’t really that important, but I wanted to share them anyways :3

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Uzi 🦇

- uses she/they pronouns but is fine with being referred to with other pronoun sets. however, they don’t like to be referred to as it/it’s since this set was used in a derogatory way towards her when they were younger (still sometimes is)

- has autism + ADHD but is not accommodated for it in school

- her guilty pleasure anime is Ouran High School Hostclub (kiss kiss fall in love!)

- had a My Little Pony phase when they were younger and even made a pony sona. When she’s tired and can’t sleep, she puts on their favourite mlp episodes and listens to them while they fall asleep

- is a Warrior Cats kid

- listens to hyper-pop and scene music along with their usual rock, goth, scream-o and night core songs

- is a passionate artist but has kept her sketch books and digital drawings hidden from others ever since they were mocked for drawing “cringey stuff” in elementary school. They still draw when she has free time and she has become more comfortable sharing their art work again (though mostly only with N)

- has multiple fursonas

- also has a crap tone of ocs with super traumatic backstories

- loves to watch crappy horror movies because she laughs at the dumb choices the stupid human protagonists make. however if N is ever over for a sleepover, she’ll refrain from suggesting any scary movies since they know he doesn’t like horror

- they were picked on for having a unconventional name at a young age, but when she found out it was the name of a firearm, she began to believe she had the coolest name out of all of their peers

- knows all of the FNAF game and book lore and will talk about it if given the chance to

- wants tattoos and piercings but thinks they would look weird or bad on her since they’re a robot. to compensate, they occasionally will put super cool stickers she finds on her plating

- has extensive knowledge on Pokémon types weaknesses and strengths

- writes and reads fanfic

- after Nori passed, young Uzi would try to talk to Khan about mechanical engineering just so he would pay attention to them

- Uzi and Thad were decent friends in kindergarten and elementary school, however they grew apart due to their differing personalities and social groups as they got older. Uzi believes that Thad did this on purpose to preserve his popularity. Thad is not aware of this belief.

- already had intrusive thoughts before the Solver was activated, but they became more aggressive and disturbing after it awoke

- despite enjoying getting work done in silence or listening to music, they find that she works better when N is nearby talking about anything. it’s like a comforting white noise

- has a bad habit of challenging V to anything and everything. this is simply because they know V won’t back out, guaranteeing a fun yet quite spiteful competition for the two

N 🐶

- mainly uses he/him pronouns but is open to multiple pronoun sets

- has ADHD and social anxiety

- whenever he hears classical music, his anxiety spikes a bit as it reminds him of his time in the Elliot Manor

- knows how to slow dance but isn’t very good at it

- before Tessa repaired him, N was originally discarded due to his lack of boundaries with humans (aka, speaking casually to them/out of turn), and his clumsiness

- is the fastest of the DD trio

- he doesn’t really enjoy anime as much as Uzi does but he really likes western cartoons like Adventure Time, The Owl House, Craig of the Creek, etc.

- very much dislikes horror in any form (have it be in a movie, video game, book, etc)

- likes to watch nature documentaries, however he skips the bits when an animal dies or is hurt because he feels bad for them

- doesn’t enjoy loud noises or shouting, however he makes an exception for Uzi and V when they yell out in excitement

- knows an ungodly amount of information regarding dogs, wolves or just canines in general. he will start talking about them if ever given the chance

- he doesn’t always understand some things Uzi talks about but he listens anyways since he enjoys her voice and company

- brings V out to social gatherings in the bunker in an effort to get her more aquatinted with the colony and make the workers feel more comfortable around her. However his efforts are in vein since by the end of the party, V is standing against a wall gabbing with Lizzy and every other drone is avoiding her

- N has tried to learn about football so he could play with Thad and his team, but he didn’t understand the rules in the slightest and worried about tackling Worker Drones and potentially hurting them

- when him and Uzi first had a sleepover, he wandered around her room and asked about all the trinkets, plushies, books and posters they had

- draws whenever he gets the chance and gifts his doodles to his friends

- isn’t very good at fighting games, but loves playing games like Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing and Spiritfarer

- whenever at sleepovers, N tries to get everyone (usually Uzi, V, Lizzy, and Thad) to play Just Dance or do karaoke of Disney songs

- vocal stims words he thinks sound interesting

- he often feels as though he speaks too much, so he usually apologizes when talking about something he likes or just knows a lot about. Uzi and him have actually developed a thing where if he feels like he’s been talking for too long, he will give her a thumbs up to which she will respond with two thumbs up, letting him know that he’s good to keep talking and doesn’t need to apologize

- really wants to find out where all the immortal dogs had been put so he can go visit them

V 🦊

- uses she/her pronouns but she is okay with they/them pronouns too

- has generalized anxiety disorder

- when she was a worker in the Elliot Manor, she kept quiet to avoid upsetting or disturbing any of the humans around her. even when spoken to, she would speak as little as possible

- before Tessa repaired her, V was originally discarded due to her poor vision and skittishness around humans

- always found her maid uniform to be stuffy, irritating, and incredibly hard to move in, hence why now she doesn’t wear pants or anything constricting

- remembers the entirety of her Solver transformation but isn’t able to remember much of her time being possessed by the Solver

- she is physically the strongest of the DD trio

- whenever she is introduced to someone new (have that be through N or Lizzy), her first response is to try and intimidate them by saying unsettling things or bringing out some of her weapons. this is her way of judging the individuals character and helps her decide if she actually wants to be around them or not. due to this way of introduction, her friend circle is very small and many workers avoid her as much as possible

- tries to avoid affection or comfort from others as much as possible since she doesn’t know how to physically or emotionally react to it

- also try’s to avoid comforting others since she doesn’t believe she’s very good at it (she’s not good at it but she’s learning lol)

- thanks to Uzi, V now likes to listen to J-Pop and vocaloid

- whenever she is genuinely complimented she sputters a bit but will quickly respond with something along the lines of “i already knew that” or “and it took you this long to notice?”

- V is still unsettled by Uzis wings and tail as it is a continuous reminder of her own transformation. she’s become a lot more used to them being present but they still cause her to twitch uncomfortably

- doesn’t enjoy parties or sleepovers but if N, Lizzy or Uzi invite her to one, she has a bit of difficulty saying an honest no. she’ll suffer through the social interaction to make the few people she cares about tolerates happy

- unlike N and Uzi, she enjoys hunting for her oil and feels embarrassed when it is given to her in a canister. in private, she will go out and hunt for a bot or two from a different colony, however she doesn’t torture her prey like she used to

- V will occasionally put on her prom dress and strut around in it because it makes her feel good

- she isn’t very good at video games, but if challenged to a fighting game, she can’t say no

J 🐯

- uses she/her pronouns (trans women btw)

- experiences imposter syndrome quite frequently and when this happens, she will become more strict with her peers in hopes that the overcompensation will cause others to not question her authority or ability. This applies to both her time in the Elliot Manor and her time being the DD trio leader

- acted as Tessa’s main assistant at the manor, helping her keep on schedule and debriefing her on the days tasks. despite her attempts to keep Tessa on track, J found both herself and her human companion getting sucked into whatever nonsense Tessa wanted to do

- before Tessa repaired her, J had been originally discarded due to her unwelcoming attitude and overly strict demeanour

- J likes to draw but she doesn’t/didn’t often have the free time to sit down and doodle

- has the most difficulty remembering what happened at Elliot Manor since she is the most in line with her original programming

- is the main strategist of the DD trio

- would practice her monologues when she flew alone and would try them out on unsuspecting prey

- pitched the idea of keeping count of kills to V, which created a not so friendly competition between the two. N attempted to join but would forget to track how many kills he got during each hunt

- once on Copper-9, she found herself getting homesick fairly often. despite her workaholic tendencies, she misses the days of goofing off with Tessa

- J has a large skill set when it comes to her arsenal. V prefers her claws and blades while N prefers his blades and guns, but she doesn’t prefer one weapon over the other(s) because she is well versed in using all of them

That’s all for now!

　　　　　　　･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

[aceofheartzzz]

One of my headcannons for N is that relies on physical touch and he needs physical comfort if scary situations, while he won’t cling onto someone, whenever he’s nervous or scared he’ll to subtle gestures as a way to ask for physical comfort such as a hug or something. The gestures could include his tail brushing against someone’s leg, his hand going on someone’s shoulder, his hand brushing against someone else’s hand ect.

I’ll probably do more headcannons soon

[serial-designation-dz]

Misc. Murder drones animal headcannons because it’s all I can think about because of this post.

- murder drones are giant bird cats.

- the drones that’ve killed millions are distracted by laser pointers.

- N has run into at least 5 walls and has left at least 5 N-shaped dents in said walls chasing laser pointers.

- Uzi 100% used this to her advantage.

- V, try as she might to deny it, is affected by the curse of the laser pointers too.

- Uzi teased her relentlessly for a week when she found out.

- This later backfired on Uzi, who gained this weakness after the camp incident.

- J wasn’t aware of one of her weapons having a laser sight, so when she aimed, she immediately went big murder cat mode and started chasing it, disappointed when it disappeared due to her putting her weapon away to chase it.

- I am also 100% on board with the “disassembly drones can purr” headcannon.

- when they suspect something is hiding in the snow, they jump head first like foxes.

- Uzi was so confused when she saw this for the first time. (N saw a robo-roach for those wondering)

- They will drop anything and everything if they do this.

- They will do this mid-conversation.

(Uzi: so I need a few tools to begin working on my next project.

N: okay! I’ll help you find- *insert above gif*

Uzi: N?! You okay?!

N *muffled*: yeah! I just saw a roach go under the snow!)

[shapeshiftingmutant]

murder drones characters school headcannons

all of these are based of of my school and a conversation I had with my IRL murder drones friend

starting with everyone's favourite angsty teen Uzi doorman

her favourite subjects are art science (specifically the small electricity section) and computer science

she hates PE

she always does her Hw like the class before its due

or she spends way to much time and effort on something there is no in-between

despises group projects with a passion

carries around exactly one pen in her pocket and that's all she brings to write with (projecting me never)

next up is N

favourite subjects art and Pe

he does hw the night before its due but not at like 1 in the morning he gets it done at like 5 in the afternoon

has terrible handwriting and to him boxes and lines are mere suggestions of where words and numbers could go

for any and all art projects he draws dogs he did it for both CBAs and his official jc

he has a full pencil case of markers highlighters and pencils.

was going to do more but got tired when I post the next few ill link them to this post :D

edit: part 2 out now

[sleepingorchids]

okay so lil V headcannon

so we see that she used to have glasses right? (in the gala episode, her worker drone ver. has round glasses)

and, she obviously still needs them, right? (Like in ep 7 when she holds them up to her face)

so, i'd like to think that in the pilot, when v was like "who the heck are you?!?" to N before she flew away, its because she didnt recognize him because of poor eyesight. (this probably isnt why, she was probably just being a jerk, but idk i think its a random clever headcannon)

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Could you do some language barrier headcanons for Doll x Reader?

In my opinion, murder drones is really underrated. So glad to be getting asks for it though!

Doll x Reader with a language berrier

★ The language berrier doesn't stop you from trying to be her friend. You wave to her and stop to say hi fairly often. Usually there's someone between the two of you translating what Doll says. All of the other worker drones know what she's saying so it's easy to find a translator.

★ While she can understand you, you cant understand her. Because of this she uses a lot of hand gestures to communicate with you. Also head nods and general body language.

★ After awhile you pick up a few Russian words from her. It's not a lot, just a few basic words like hello, stop, go away and some curse words.

[sorry-sweetpea]

for - @ddutedu64e

request – N (Murder Drones)/Reader, first kiss

warnings – none

content desc – generally fluffy, romantic, first kiss, gender neutral reader, awkward fluff, headcannons since I didn’t know which you wanted

notes: oh my god this is so cute I had to do this.

☆  It was the actual sweetest and cutest thing ever

☆  He.. Tasted like oil

☆  Because he’s a himbo, he didn’t even know that you wanted to kiss him.

☆  Idk if you wanted this as y’all are already dating or a kiss as a love confession, but I’m gonna do the latter

☆  He was really surprised that you wanted to kiss a murder drone like him, so for like a minute afterwards he kinda just had to reboot

☆  Like “error error what the heck is this feeling”

☆  After the reboot he didn’t even remember the kiss??

☆  You had to tell him what happened

☆  He was so flustered djfghdjkgh

☆  “so that’s what happened oh wow oh um. So what do we do now??? Are we a couple now????”

☆  He’s so silly I love him

☆  He’d kinda fiddle with his hands before going “can we do it again? So I can remember it this time?”

☆  If you answered yes he’d be so fuckin giddy before, during, and afterwards

 I hope you like these! Sorry it took me so long to finish and that it’s kinda short-

[moved-point]

I drew this a week ago while i was sick with the flu hhuhhh.. Anyways, some extra piece of trivia is that the blanket, pillow, and shirt N is wearing is all Uzi's because disassembly drones have no need for such luxuries. The Tessa blubbering he's doing is mostly because he's delirious due to the lack of oil and thinks he's still in the mansion, working as her sort-of caretaker. I dunno man I really like the idea that a tiny robot is a caretaker for a human only a foot taller than it. Maybe I'll add some additional drawings to this because honestly I've just been itching to post something, anything

[nanamivnemesis]

Cute nuzi idea

N swaps his hat with uzis beanie and wait to see how long she will go before noticing shes wearing his pilot hat and he is wearing her beanie

I had a comic idea for this I may do that in the future. This was so cute I love them so much 😭😭😭

I think she would probably notice after like 30 minutes but let’s him go on because she thinks he looks so cute （≧∇≦）I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHGHHGSJWJKSBA THEIR SO CUTE RAHGHSKWVDKANSBDBHS

[liquidlvst]

❦︎ Some Doll Dating Head cannons! ✿︎

-idk Doll because why not

•Quiet around other people but near you, really chatty.

• She Teaches you russian, so she can tease you in public and no one will understand why you are blushing.

•Dominant one. (Tiny bit of submission)

•Late night talking.

•Uses her solver to stop you (keep you trapped)

•Likes sleeping with you on top.

Okay that's about it (sorry I couldn't do more lol 😭) uhh yeah! We love doll, sad she died ngl.

[aceofheartzzz]

kinda suggestive, mostly just a headcannon nothing explicit

I feel like Nori in the human au doesn’t like sex, just the concept of her having sex in general makes her uncomfortable (but most of her humour does in fact include sex jokes). Though since she wanted a kid she decided to get it over an’ done with khan, khan obviously respects this.

In conclusion, Asexual Nori because she’s too busy plotting for world domination for sex. Half of which did not pass down to Uzi (Uzi is Demisexual in the human au)

she will gladly make out with khan though