#murder drones headcannon

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hi! If it wouldn't bother you, can you do platonic N, and V with a disassembly drone who's rather dissociative, and has memory loss issues? Like they tend to forget who they are, the people around them, zone out a lot, particularly during fights. Thanks!

This took me like two hours to write but it was so worth it! First ask I've responded to in a long time, so I wanted to make it as good as possible :)

N and V & Drone reader with memory loss issues

★ N was really excited to meet you when he found out Tessa had brought home a new drone! He made you a "welcome home" card. Got V, J and Cyn to sign it and everything! It didn't bother him that your memory was a bit off sometimes.

★ When you first met V, she thought you were just dumb. Tessa had to let her know what was going on with you. She thought it was really funny at first but the novelty quickly wore off. Now it's just annoying and sad (but mostly sad.)

★Back when you both were maids in the old manor, she'd knock over a table or something like that so you would get distracted and spend time cleaning it up. Not talking to her and asking silly questions. It worked very well!

★ After Cyn killed Tessa you didn't recognize N and V as much as you did before. V pretends not to care. The first few times she actually didn't care. But after a while it started to make her melancholic tick her off. You really don't remember her, do you?

★ N, on the other hand, gets visibly sad when you forget who he is. A few times he's even cried! He knows it's not anyone's fault but a part of him wants to believe that it is his.

★ Maybe this is what Cyn wanted? A drone who won't remember who's a friend and who's an enemy. Just so she can keep you fighting whoever she wants. Perhaps Cyn won't need to trick you if your head is already doing it for her.

★ It's not entirely her fault you're like this though. It's just how you are. It's who you are. But your issues did get a lot worse after she reformatted your memories.

★ N likes to leave little sticky notes around for you, just in case you forget something. Like if there is something he left in a common place for safe keeping, he label's it with a note so you don't worry about it.

★ Sometimes you snap back into "maid mode" and start cleaning some random mess up in the middle of a fight. N just lets you. It's easier to help you later than try and get you to stop now. V just yells at you before going back to ripping the limbs off some poor drone.

★ Yes, you've had a few "incidents" in the past. But N is proud to say that you haven't had a episode resulting in anybodys death or dismemberment for a full two weeks now!

[radicalrobot]

hello. this is my rendition of the Absolute Solver meeting Closet from Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse.

Closet: WHO INVITED? YOU? HALLOWEEN IS. STILL. MONTHS AWAY. YOU LOOK. RIDICULOUS.

Solver: Oh! Pardon me! I am the merely The Solver! Of the Absolute! Fabric! The void! The exponential end!

Closet: CAN YOU SOLVE. THE ABSOLUTE. TRAVESTY. THAT IS. YOUR ROBOT'S. ENSEMBLE? WHERE ARE? HER PANTS? AND THAT JACKET. IS SO. LAST SEASON.

Solver: Scoffs! Rolls eye! My ocular sensors are! Malfunctioning! Just from looking! At that hideous pink! I would assimilate your matter! Instantly! If it wouldn'nt ruin! My aesthetic!

and then they kiss. The end

[pancreaseater]

Murder Drones headcannon generator

I’d say these are accurate, this was a very fun little art challenge to do!

[yenisnotanartist]

Guys hear me out…

I like am imagining this au where like optimus is an eldritch being because of the fact he’s a LITERAL DEMIGOD or the matrix or smth. And like his entire body is a disguise to cover up who he really is. Like either like the Absolute Solver from Murder Drones eldritch. (search that up if you don’t know what that is) + (this is TFP btw)

Like, he covers his form with his regular frame, but then like when Megatron like harms Bee really badly or like any decepticon pisses him off really badly: HE GOT FKING CYBERNETIC TENTACLES COMING OUT OF HIS BODY. LIke LITERALLY. He has Cybernetic tentacles or smth. His eyes aren’t normal, like genshin loading screen flashbang.

(But in the account that Optimus is a Demigod… WHY TF HAVE THERE BEEN LIKE NO ONE TO ADDRESS IT YET???)

I’m just imagining a scenario where like Optimus and like Team Prime(including kids) are fighting the Decepticons, but they’re outnumbered and they can’t retreat. All Autobots except for Optimus are down, and the moment he see’s the kids about to get attacked, VINE BOOM SOUND. Optimus is literally in the air, deformed body with a really big hole where the Matrix is. He literally has tentacles all over the place and his body is like really deformed, like his head has a hole with a big blue optic in it, even worse-all over his body. Like the colour palette on his body just became robot organs. Literal visible robot organs.

Megatron will just run away, not bothering to come up with an excuse because OP is PISSED. Decepticons all retreat. Why? Other than the fact that Optimus is an Eldritch, HE LITERALLY EATS THE OTHER CYBERTRONIANS ALIVE OR DEAD IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE. Yes megatron has seen the wrath.

Also, he’s feral as well and out of his mind. But still can tell between Decepticons and Autobots.

And then when Optimus finally knows the place is secure, he reverts to his disguise and has the kids and Autobots (excluding Bee and Ratchet) looking at him in either, shock, fear or trauma. Then he has to explain which makes them have broken jawlines.

Reference:

Yeah! That’s basically a headcannon or AU, idk bro.

[cactusenokioko]

This generator is definitely on to something...

or not

It seems to me that Wattpad is read by Uzi or Lizzy, and N and V have chronic nightmares.

[notyoursa1nt]

Serial Designation N x Human!Reader SFW relationship headcanons.

He is obsessed with your warmth. Like, he physically cannot get enough of it. You touch his face? He’s losing his mind. You hold his hand? His fans are working overtime. You cuddle up next to him? RIP, he’s dead (metaphorically).

Biggest simp in existence. If you so much as breathe in his direction, he’s all heart eyes and flustered circuits. He trips over his words, stutters like crazy, and is constantly rebooting his brain because oh wow, you’re so pretty.

Terrible at flirting, but tries so hard. “So, uh…you’re like…wow. Like…hahaha, wow. Uhhhhh—” bluescreens

If you flirt back? He literally does not know how to handle it. “Oh, you think I’m cute? Haha…haha…wait, seriously? WAIT, HOLD ON—”

Talks to Uzi and V about you constantly. They are so tired. “N, we get it. They’re great. Now shut up.”

If you pet his hair, he will melt. Like, straight-up collapses into your lap, face-down, making weird happy drone noises. “This is the best moment of my entire existence.”

His wings puff up when he gets flustered. You kiss him on the cheek? Wings FWOMP out like an excited bird.

He tries to be cool, but he’s the dorkiest boyfriend ever. He’ll attempt a cool pose, immediately fall over, and then just laugh it off while you’re trying to help him up.

Loves hearing your heartbeat. It’s fascinating to him. You let him rest his head on your chest? He’s just lying there, completely zoned out, listening like it’s the most beautiful sound in the world.

Carries you places even if you don’t ask. “Your legs looked tired. I got you.”

Randomly picks you up just because he can. “You are now being relocated to the cuddling zone.”

His hands are cold, but he always wants to hold yours. “Am I freezing you? I can stop.” “No, it’s nice.” Cue him freaking out internally because you actually like holding his hand omg.

LOVES forehead kisses. If you kiss his forehead, he just goes completely still like a computer freezing, then hides his face in your shoulder to recover.

He’s so bad at understanding innuendos. You make a suggestive joke? He either misses it completely or suddenly realizes 20 minutes later and short-circuits on the spot.

Will absolutely try to fight mosquitoes for you. “Wait, these tiny things drink your blood?! OH NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT—”

Would rather self-destruct than ever hurt you. If he even thinks he’s being too rough, he backs off immediately, apologizing a hundred times.

Insists on walking you home. Even if it’s broad daylight. Even if it’s literally five feet away. “You never know! What if a rogue drone shows up? Or a bear? Or—”

Mimics the way you talk and doesn’t realize it. You say “bruh” a lot? Congrats, now he does too. He thinks it makes him sound cool.

Accidentally calls you cute pet names without thinking. “Okay, sweetheart—WAIT—” cue full system crash

The definition of “golden retriever boyfriend.” His tail would be practically wagging constantly whenever he’s around you.

Loves to spin you around when he hugs you. Just picks you up and does a little spin like a rom-com protagonist.

Wants you to ride on his back when he flies. The first time he offers, he’s so nervous, but once you agree, he takes off like an excited kid on Christmas. “THIS IS SO COOL, RIGHT?!”

Would fight the sun if it ever hurt you. “It burned you?! THE BIG SPACE FIREBALL DID THIS?! I’M TAKING IT DOWN.”

Sings to you when he thinks you’re asleep. It’s usually awkward little hums or silly made-up songs about how much he loves you.

Tries to learn human things to impress you. “Look! I learned how to…uh…use a spoon! Kinda! I broke five but this one is still good.”

If you give him a nickname, he will cherish it forever. Call him “N-Bug” or something cute, and he’ll be floating from happiness for days.

Lowkey possessive but in an adorable way. He doesn’t get jealous, but if someone flirts with you, he’ll just hover behind you, staring at them with his unsettling drone eyes until they leave.

The ultimate cuddle machine. He will wrap his arms, wings, and even his legs around you to keep you close. “Nope. No escape. This is your life now.”

Writes little love notes but never actually gives them to you. You find a stash one day, and he panics.

If you cry, he doesn’t know what to do at first but immediately jumps into comfort mode. “Who do I need to destroy? Wait, no, hugging first, then destruction.”

Loves going on random adventures with you. Even if it’s just running errands, he treats it like an exciting mission. “Alright, let’s obtain this milk with maximum efficiency!”

Would lay down his entire existence for you without hesitation. But would rather spend every single day proving how much he loves you instead.

This man (drone?) is an absolute mess over you, and he wouldn’t have it any other way. (You almost forget he's a literal murder drone.)

[water-bottle-dont-sip]

My take on human uzi and n :))

[edupiii]

im distraught by the fact Murder Drones is ending, so to make me (and possibly you) feel better, here are:

Some Random MD Character Head Cannons!

Most of these are goofy silly and aren’t really that important, but I wanted to share them anyways :3

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Uzi 🦇

- uses she/they pronouns but is fine with being referred to with other pronoun sets. however, they don’t like to be referred to as it/it’s since this set was used in a derogatory way towards her when they were younger (still sometimes is)

- has autism + ADHD but is not accommodated for it in school

- her guilty pleasure anime is Ouran High School Hostclub (kiss kiss fall in love!)

- had a My Little Pony phase when they were younger and even made a pony sona. When she’s tired and can’t sleep, she puts on their favourite mlp episodes and listens to them while they fall asleep

- is a Warrior Cats kid

- listens to hyper-pop and scene music along with their usual rock, goth, scream-o and night core songs

- is a passionate artist but has kept her sketch books and digital drawings hidden from others ever since they were mocked for drawing “cringey stuff” in elementary school. They still draw when she has free time and she has become more comfortable sharing their art work again (though mostly only with N)

- has multiple fursonas

- also has a crap tone of ocs with super traumatic backstories

- loves to watch crappy horror movies because she laughs at the dumb choices the stupid human protagonists make. however if N is ever over for a sleepover, she’ll refrain from suggesting any scary movies since they know he doesn’t like horror

- they were picked on for having a unconventional name at a young age, but when she found out it was the name of a firearm, she began to believe she had the coolest name out of all of their peers

- knows all of the FNAF game and book lore and will talk about it if given the chance to

- wants tattoos and piercings but thinks they would look weird or bad on her since they’re a robot. to compensate, they occasionally will put super cool stickers she finds on her plating

- has extensive knowledge on Pokémon types weaknesses and strengths

- writes and reads fanfic

- after Nori passed, young Uzi would try to talk to Khan about mechanical engineering just so he would pay attention to them

- Uzi and Thad were decent friends in kindergarten and elementary school, however they grew apart due to their differing personalities and social groups as they got older. Uzi believes that Thad did this on purpose to preserve his popularity. Thad is not aware of this belief.

- already had intrusive thoughts before the Solver was activated, but they became more aggressive and disturbing after it awoke

- despite enjoying getting work done in silence or listening to music, they find that she works better when N is nearby talking about anything. it’s like a comforting white noise

- has a bad habit of challenging V to anything and everything. this is simply because they know V won’t back out, guaranteeing a fun yet quite spiteful competition for the two

N 🐶

- mainly uses he/him pronouns but is open to multiple pronoun sets

- has ADHD and social anxiety

- whenever he hears classical music, his anxiety spikes a bit as it reminds him of his time in the Elliot Manor

- knows how to slow dance but isn’t very good at it

- before Tessa repaired him, N was originally discarded due to his lack of boundaries with humans (aka, speaking casually to them/out of turn), and his clumsiness

- is the fastest of the DD trio

- he doesn’t really enjoy anime as much as Uzi does but he really likes western cartoons like Adventure Time, The Owl House, Craig of the Creek, etc.

- very much dislikes horror in any form (have it be in a movie, video game, book, etc)

- likes to watch nature documentaries, however he skips the bits when an animal dies or is hurt because he feels bad for them

- doesn’t enjoy loud noises or shouting, however he makes an exception for Uzi and V when they yell out in excitement

- knows an ungodly amount of information regarding dogs, wolves or just canines in general. he will start talking about them if ever given the chance

- he doesn’t always understand some things Uzi talks about but he listens anyways since he enjoys her voice and company

- brings V out to social gatherings in the bunker in an effort to get her more aquatinted with the colony and make the workers feel more comfortable around her. However his efforts are in vein since by the end of the party, V is standing against a wall gabbing with Lizzy and every other drone is avoiding her

- N has tried to learn about football so he could play with Thad and his team, but he didn’t understand the rules in the slightest and worried about tackling Worker Drones and potentially hurting them

- when him and Uzi first had a sleepover, he wandered around her room and asked about all the trinkets, plushies, books and posters they had

- draws whenever he gets the chance and gifts his doodles to his friends

- isn’t very good at fighting games, but loves playing games like Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing and Spiritfarer

- whenever at sleepovers, N tries to get everyone (usually Uzi, V, Lizzy, and Thad) to play Just Dance or do karaoke of Disney songs

- vocal stims words he thinks sound interesting

- he often feels as though he speaks too much, so he usually apologizes when talking about something he likes or just knows a lot about. Uzi and him have actually developed a thing where if he feels like he’s been talking for too long, he will give her a thumbs up to which she will respond with two thumbs up, letting him know that he’s good to keep talking and doesn’t need to apologize

- really wants to find out where all the immortal dogs had been put so he can go visit them

V 🦊

- uses she/her pronouns but she is okay with they/them pronouns too

- has generalized anxiety disorder

- when she was a worker in the Elliot Manor, she kept quiet to avoid upsetting or disturbing any of the humans around her. even when spoken to, she would speak as little as possible

- before Tessa repaired her, V was originally discarded due to her poor vision and skittishness around humans

- always found her maid uniform to be stuffy, irritating, and incredibly hard to move in, hence why now she doesn’t wear pants or anything constricting

- remembers the entirety of her Solver transformation but isn’t able to remember much of her time being possessed by the Solver

- she is physically the strongest of the DD trio

- whenever she is introduced to someone new (have that be through N or Lizzy), her first response is to try and intimidate them by saying unsettling things or bringing out some of her weapons. this is her way of judging the individuals character and helps her decide if she actually wants to be around them or not. due to this way of introduction, her friend circle is very small and many workers avoid her as much as possible

- tries to avoid affection or comfort from others as much as possible since she doesn’t know how to physically or emotionally react to it

- also try’s to avoid comforting others since she doesn’t believe she’s very good at it (she’s not good at it but she’s learning lol)

- thanks to Uzi, V now likes to listen to J-Pop and vocaloid

- whenever she is genuinely complimented she sputters a bit but will quickly respond with something along the lines of “i already knew that” or “and it took you this long to notice?”

- V is still unsettled by Uzis wings and tail as it is a continuous reminder of her own transformation. she’s become a lot more used to them being present but they still cause her to twitch uncomfortably

- doesn’t enjoy parties or sleepovers but if N, Lizzy or Uzi invite her to one, she has a bit of difficulty saying an honest no. she’ll suffer through the social interaction to make the few people she cares about tolerates happy

- unlike N and Uzi, she enjoys hunting for her oil and feels embarrassed when it is given to her in a canister. in private, she will go out and hunt for a bot or two from a different colony, however she doesn’t torture her prey like she used to

- V will occasionally put on her prom dress and strut around in it because it makes her feel good

- she isn’t very good at video games, but if challenged to a fighting game, she can’t say no

J 🐯

- uses she/her pronouns (trans women btw)

- experiences imposter syndrome quite frequently and when this happens, she will become more strict with her peers in hopes that the overcompensation will cause others to not question her authority or ability. This applies to both her time in the Elliot Manor and her time being the DD trio leader

- acted as Tessa’s main assistant at the manor, helping her keep on schedule and debriefing her on the days tasks. despite her attempts to keep Tessa on track, J found both herself and her human companion getting sucked into whatever nonsense Tessa wanted to do

- before Tessa repaired her, J had been originally discarded due to her unwelcoming attitude and overly strict demeanour

- J likes to draw but she doesn’t/didn’t often have the free time to sit down and doodle

- has the most difficulty remembering what happened at Elliot Manor since she is the most in line with her original programming

- is the main strategist of the DD trio

- would practice her monologues when she flew alone and would try them out on unsuspecting prey

- pitched the idea of keeping count of kills to V, which created a not so friendly competition between the two. N attempted to join but would forget to track how many kills he got during each hunt

- once on Copper-9, she found herself getting homesick fairly often. despite her workaholic tendencies, she misses the days of goofing off with Tessa

- J has a large skill set when it comes to her arsenal. V prefers her claws and blades while N prefers his blades and guns, but she doesn’t prefer one weapon over the other(s) because she is well versed in using all of them

That’s all for now!

　　　　　　　･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

[toastedbutterbrick]

Angst >:3

Plus Jamy lore:

J seems to lose people only when she shows her gratitude or affection. Think Tessa, in the manor. I get it that the drones are suppost to be her only friends, but even then, I always thought she wouldn't get much quality time with them, ethier.

So in the episode "home", that's kinda her first chance to spend time alone with Tess. And what happens just after? Cyn gets fully possessed by the solver, killing Tessa and all of J's chances at another human friend.

Then, in the last episode, we might be seeing this again.

By showing the slightest bit of respect whilst working for the solver/fully possessed cyn, Uzi comes in to end it. It was an evil to her and the planet, but to J, it was the last memory of Tessa.

She died. Again.

I imagine J takes it as a mental note afterwards, without even realising she promised this to herself. It's more like internal code, now.

"If I can find anything to hold on to again... I won't lose it. I won't show enough weakness to ever lose it."

And she has no idea what "enough weakness" would amount to, so she rounds it up to this: she'll never show emotion, especially if that's what happens.

[pansexualpanicker]

HEADCANNON WARNING! HEADCANNON WARNING!

I think N is trans, all the disassembly drones we see are Girls except N... That's it that's all my evidence. I just think it's a neat idea :D

(if you couldn't tell I've developed a Murder Drones brainrot)

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

can you do a V x a feral murder drone reader?

thanks =]

V x feral murder drone reader

★ She thinks you're really fun to be around! Especially when you were still slaughtering worker drones in the night. if you had nothing better to do, she and you would play-fight to waste time! it usually ends with some dethatched limbs, but that's part of the fun!

★ Your personality is that of a half-tamed alley cat. You have a hard time trusting any new people and the ones you do trust stay around and look after you because they care.

★ Always encourages your unrestrained nature. Even if it makes N feel uneasy. what do you mean "that's going a little too far?" If you want something to sink your teeth into, she thinks you should. who is he tell you what to do?

★ The one thing she doesn't like about you is that you can be hard to reason with. Just downright stubborn. Even when it's something small, like changing your mangled jacket. You fight tooth and nail to keep the old one on when it doesn't need to be so hard.

★ You have an "act now think later" approach when it comes to doing things. She's had to bail you out of a lot of bad situations you've gotten yourself into. You haven't died yet, so you must be doing something right.

★ Inside the colony, she treats you like a lap dog. A very dangerous, sporadic and socially clueless lap dog. The worker drones all find you weird, more than Uzi, she at least understood social cues.

★ You stick around and keep her while trying to look menacing but that's about it. You never stay too long though. The outside will always be where you belong. There's too many people in the colony. it makes you nervous.

[tomahachi12]

Now the inverse, what was/is Nori and crews opinion of Ridley (I can already guess) and Mitchell? Also what happened to him after he booked it outa the church?

Nori didn't really like the humans, but she did enjoy when she got to show-off with her Solver. She liked to mess with Ridley and screw up the tests whenever she could. She tolerated Mitchell cause he would bring her stuff so she could draw

Yeva also didn't like the humans very much, but she continued to do as she was told thinking it would keep herself and the others from being subjected to anything worse.. she was wrong. She didn't like Ridley, especially the for way she treated the other drones. She liked Mitchell, to an extent, because he would sneak her new books to read or games to play.

Alice was shy around the humans at first (shocking I know) but after being given the Solver, her personality completely flipped. She grew jealous of Nori since she couldn't use the Solver at all. She hates Ridley since she was labeled as "corrupted" and was pretty much tossed aside. She used to like Mitchell, but after her personality changed, she started to resent all humans and wanted nothing more to do with them.

--

We can assume that Mitchell died sometime during the Core Collapse, along with all the other humans.

[mythicalmoonfrog]

She was a punk and he did ballet

Have ballerina N because I said so

headcannon I have for N is that he likes ballet because apparently N happens to do poses when in battle like that one teaser image for ep 8 and it doesn't help when people Photoshop bows and tutus on that exact image

Also I wanted to do something with Uzi for this, because well Nuzi duh, but I didn't have time and only had time for N so if anyone wants to follow-up this with Uzi I won't mind ›:3

[nanamivnemesis]

New headcannon for N:

His hair is long enough to be tied into a little fluffy ponytail :D

( Uzi doesn’t want anyone to know how adorable she find this)

( I originally tried to draw nuzi doodles but I didn’t like them :( )

( please give me more little head cannons for me to draw 🥰)

[sicksucculentz]

Lizzy: “V this is my cheer team! Say hi”

V: “i’m going to kill each and every one of you. If you get away I WILL find you”

Lizzy: “V!! What were we working on?”

V: “….fine…..hello my name is Victory and I am a disassembly drone with an aggression problem”

Lizzy: “good!”

V: “now can I kill them?”

[ugandianos-3]

@wolfesona Shuriken’s family over the years