#murder drones ask

[thesoundsofrushingoil]

hello drones from rival company [[/SCJenson]]. i am L-1 of [[/superobotics LLC]] how's it feel to be [[/lost on a late night]]? to [[/Uzi]]: how's it feel to be [[/connection terminated]] to your parent?

"How's it feel being a part of a lesser company?"

"Great considering she's around again."

(Thank you for the question! Sorry if the first one is a little off, drawn on my phone)

[mumatsi]

J and Tessa being stupid dumb idiots

She secretly likes her talking but she has work to do, shut up

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hmm N with a short and shy worker drone s/o?-🕸️ (🕸️ I'm back lol🕸️)

Welcome back! Also congrats, you've given me my first murder drones ask :D

N x short and shy worker drone Reader

★ Before anything else, I need to tell you that he will be carrying you places. You got little legs and sometimes you fall behind when he is walking. It just makes sense, the fact he thinks it's cute has no bearing on his decision.

★ He was afraid of scarring you when you first met him. It's a valid fear considering he is a murder drone. But he was actually really good at making you feel comfortable, he didn't push you to talk and was really kind.

★ Being really shy is not a problem for him, he understands that some people need a little bit more time than others. Whenever you are ready, he will be there.

★ If/when J comes back he is going to make sure that you are far away from her and safe. Even if that means staying away from you. It might be the best option considering that J and Tessie seem to have no mercy for worker drones...

[hugsandchaos]

Hello-I have returned

I was wondering if you could make a fic where Alice gets wrecked by her raptors (basically them being goobers)

I understand if you don’t want to do it

thanks! ^^

I’m happy to do so!! It’s not long or anything, but I hope you like it!! I had to look back at your headcanons of the raptors a few times, but I think I got it. Also, cute pfp, I love cats so, so much!

Alice faked her own playful growl as she tugged on her end of the rope, which made Rudy’s tail wag a little faster. Rudy tugged back, but didn’t use too much strength incase she accidentally caused Alice to fall over. That has happened quite a few times before, not just with Rudy, but at least it gave her the opportunity to learn how much strength she can use and how much she can’t use. Rudy growled back and Alice couldn’t help but giggle, then growl again.”Ahahahaha! Grrr, this is my rope! You can’t have it!” Alice said. Rudy shook her head with the rope in her mouth, a tactic the raptors would use during tug of war to make Alice or the other raptors, or maybe another worker drone, loose their grip. Alice tightened her grip and only had her arms swung from side to side.

Rudy soon stopped and looked at Alice, a little surprised to see that it hadn’t worked like it used to.”Yeah, that’s right! That trick doesn’t work on me anymore!” Alice said triumphantly. Then she gave the rope another tug and managed to yank it out of Rudy’s mouth — without damaging any teeth, of course.”Ha!” Alice laughed, then backed away with the rope in her hands. Rudy chirped and tried to bite the other end of the rope again, but the game of Tug-of-War had now turned to Keep Away, and Alice wasn’t going to give up so easily. She let out a giggle as she moved the rope away when Rudy tried again. Alice faked throwing it, and it only worked for a few seconds as Rudy turned to head to see where it landed. Those few seconds were all Alice needed to turn around to run off with the rope into the hall. She heard Rudy chirp loudly, which likely meant she once again saw through her trick, and picked up the pace as a pair of legs began running towards her from behind.

The hallways, which seemed to go on forever like a maze down here, were still a little chilly despite the heaters working hard to prevent anything from freezing. At least many of them were cleaner and Alice had less chance of tripping over anything, thanks to Daisy and Charlie helping her out a lot. Alice knew she couldn’t run to the stables since the others were probably there and the game would either end or become harder for her, so she did the one thing that was going through her mind; Run.

The chase went on for a few minutes until they entered the cubicles, where Alice would be able to hide somewhere, even if it’s just for a bit. Since there was no way she could outrun them in a real scenario, even in the tighter halls she ran through, Alice assumed Rudy just wanted to enjoy the chase for a bit. Before Alice could dive under a desk to figure out what to do next, she felt Rudy’s teeth carefully clamp around her arm and lift her up. She let out a small yelp of surprise as her feet dangled inches above the ground, which was just about as high as the raptors could lift her unless she was laying on a plank and they picked the plank. It didn’t hurt to be picked up like that, it just surprised her. Rudy raised her claws and lightly scratched at her belly.

The claws weren’t all that sharp, either, they just tickled a lot.”Ahahahahahahaha! You cheheheater!” She said. Rudy made a chittering sound that sounded a lot like laughter, like she was laughing at her, and continued tickling her. One of Alice’s arms was stuck in Rudy’s jaws and the other had the hand holding the rope, which she knew that Rudy wanted.”Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha, knohohock it ohoff! Hahahahaha!” Alice cackled. She kicked her legs around in the air and barely scraped the ground. Then she heard the other raptors chirping and saw one of them — Charlie — step around the corner with her head cocked to the side.”Chaharlie! Help mehehehe! Tahahake this rohope ahahand run!” Alice said, holding the rope out for him to take. Charlie ran down the hall to her, and for a moment Alice felt that she’d be victorious, but then Charlie tossed the rope to the side and nuzzled the top of her head against one of her sides.”Hehey!!” She said through her laughter. She wiggled around and tried using her now free hand to push Charlie’s head away, but it didn’t work. She brushed her head against her and gently nipped at her side. Rudy wasn’t able to use one of her arms incase she accidentally scratched Charlie, but Alice was thinking that both claws were more bearable than one claw on her belly and a bunch of tickley feathers continuously brushing against one of her sides.

Alice knew things were going to get worse when she heard chirping and chittering from another raptor. This time, Molly rounded the corner and came running over to join.”Molly!! Wahahait, hehehelp me!!” Alice pleaded, but it didn’t work. Rudy moved the claws that were tickling her belly up to her exposed underarm to make room for Molly to nudge herself against Alice’s other side.”NOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA, STOP!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Alice cackled. She struggled to get herself free and tried to make sure she didn’t kick too much to avoid hitting her raptors.”WHYHYHYHY?!” She asked dramatically. There had been times where they were playing one game and it somehow turned to something like this.

It kinda reminded her of the first time she had gotten tickled by them. They were trying to get her to help her feel better after she had a meltdown caused by Alice overworking herself. Charlie had dragged her to the stables and brought her to forcibly cuddle her. At some point, Alice was laying against Charlie’s right side and taking deep breaths to calm down while the other raptors watched and laid down close by, and Glasgow was resting his head on her lap to give her a bit of reassuring pressure. Lulu had the idea of nuzzling her side while chittering softly in attempts to help her feel better, but she hadn’t exactly gotten the reaction she wanted. Instead of helping Alice take deep breaths, the feathers on her head being brushed against her side began to make her laugh.

Lulu briefly pulled her head away and every raptor perked their head up, a few of them tilting them to the side in confusion as to what caused the sudden shift in emotion. Alice explained that it just tickled a bit and what tickling was, and as carefully as Lulu could while occasionally looking up at her to make sure it was okay, she continued to brush the top of her head against one of her sides to make her laugh.

Since then, the raptors seemed to enjoy making her or any worker drone laugh, and by now they knew a thing or two about how to do it best. Alice had no regrets, though, it was all in harmless fun.”HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! OKAHAHAY!!!” She laughed. She didn’t really hate this, but with a glance towards the somehow-still-working clock in the abandoned cubicle let her know that she had to get to work soon.“OKAY, YOHOHOU WIHIHIHIHIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” She laughed. Molly stopped and pulled her head away quickly, and so did Charlie. Alice was given a chance to catch her breath as she was set back down onto the floor and her arm was released. She held a hand out to Charlie’s back incase she fell over, but luckily, she didn’t. Molly chittered softly and tilted her head. Alice smiled as a few leftover giggles spilled from her mouth.”Yeah, I’m alright.” She said, giving Molly a brief pat on the head.”I just gotta head to work now.” She added.

Rudy whined and walked up to her. She was holding the rope they had been playing with a few minutes ago and looking at her with what was undoubtedly a pleading expression.”I know, but I gotta make sure that Uzi hasn’t caught a cold or something with those fleshy wings of hers.” Alice said. Rudy briefly dipped her head down, but nodded. Charlie took a step closer to her and grabbed the other end of the rope, giving it a light tug. Rudy’s tail began wagging again and the two sprinted off back into the hallway to play. Molly walked with Alice back to her office, then left to go back to the stables.

[xxrobotessaxx]

#9 for the questions game

"What do you consider to be your biggest accomplishment?"

Of my past life? Repairing V and Cyn, as well as helping in the rebuilds of J and N.

There's one that I had no hand in which was coming back from the dead, and one that I had a hand in was opening up my own beauty shop for drones.

There's one project I'm working on now, and if it is a success, well that'll be on this list too then

[seraphont]

a silly- bonding with books (:

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[tomahachi12]

How do you imagine Nori and Khan's reunion went once he caught up to her after she denied knowing him then scuttled away weeping? What won her over and showed her her husband still loved her as a headcrab?

referenced from > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atnRlbbC4vU

[em-bandaid-boy]

I'm not gonna finish the whole thing this is from prooobably? so here are my favorite little scraps of it ig 🤗 idk

[nuzipilled]

puppy love

[party-time]

This is how it went, right?

[thesoundsofrushingoil]

This isn't a question, but I just want to say I hope you're having a great week

Thank you so much!!! I hope you have a wonderful week too :3

[mumatsi]

Could you draw Uzi having some kind of wholesome interaction with a very young human child? Like, three or four? [Could just make the child a generic black silhouette with white eyes lol]

She is teaching them to be rebellious hehe

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Could you do some language barrier headcanons for Doll x Reader?

In my opinion, murder drones is really underrated. So glad to be getting asks for it though!

Doll x Reader with a language berrier

★ The language berrier doesn't stop you from trying to be her friend. You wave to her and stop to say hi fairly often. Usually there's someone between the two of you translating what Doll says. All of the other worker drones know what she's saying so it's easy to find a translator.

★ While she can understand you, you cant understand her. Because of this she uses a lot of hand gestures to communicate with you. Also head nods and general body language.

★ After awhile you pick up a few Russian words from her. It's not a lot, just a few basic words like hello, stop, go away and some curse words.

[xxrobotessaxx]

What was it like when you found J for the first time?

Well, Father had some broken drones in the garage for me to pick from... and I decided on a drone who was otherwise cosmetically perfect but her head was detached, it was an easy enough fix anyways. They wanted me to have a "playmate/babysitter" I think I was maybe 8 at the time

We built J together, and programmed her... Mother had bought a nylon wig for my drone, you know, so I'd maybe learn to braid hair on my "living doll" You know, because -Louisa impression- that little ragamuffin needs to learn how to do her own hair if she's just going to cry everytime I pick up a hairbrush.

-her voice returns to normal after a little laugh- I think that was the only kind deed my parents ever did.

I wasn't allowed to name J what I wanted to name her, not that I remember what the J initially would be for, but, I was allowed to pick a letter as "I wouldn't get as emotionally attached if something happened and I needed to replace her"... I chose J because of a blue jay that flew through my open window and ate cranberries and breadcrumbs from my hands

[rusty-gloinks]

get snuck up on!!!

+ colored version I was not a big fan of >>>>>