#murder drones ask

[mumatsi]

J and Tessa being stupid dumb idiots

She secretly likes her talking but she has work to do, shut up

[thesoundsofrushingoil]

hello drones from rival company [[/SCJenson]]. i am L-1 of [[/superobotics LLC]] how's it feel to be [[/lost on a late night]]? to [[/Uzi]]: how's it feel to be [[/connection terminated]] to your parent?

"How's it feel being a part of a lesser company?"

"Great considering she's around again."

(Thank you for the question! Sorry if the first one is a little off, drawn on my phone)

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Could you do some language barrier headcanons for Doll x Reader?

In my opinion, murder drones is really underrated. So glad to be getting asks for it though!

Doll x Reader with a language berrier

★ The language berrier doesn't stop you from trying to be her friend. You wave to her and stop to say hi fairly often. Usually there's someone between the two of you translating what Doll says. All of the other worker drones know what she's saying so it's easy to find a translator.

★ While she can understand you, you cant understand her. Because of this she uses a lot of hand gestures to communicate with you. Also head nods and general body language.

★ After awhile you pick up a few Russian words from her. It's not a lot, just a few basic words like hello, stop, go away and some curse words.

[hugsandchaos]

Hello-I have returned

I was wondering if you could make a fic where Alice gets wrecked by her raptors (basically them being goobers)

I understand if you don’t want to do it

thanks! ^^

I’m happy to do so!! It’s not long or anything, but I hope you like it!! I had to look back at your headcanons of the raptors a few times, but I think I got it. Also, cute pfp, I love cats so, so much!

Alice faked her own playful growl as she tugged on her end of the rope, which made Rudy’s tail wag a little faster. Rudy tugged back, but didn’t use too much strength incase she accidentally caused Alice to fall over. That has happened quite a few times before, not just with Rudy, but at least it gave her the opportunity to learn how much strength she can use and how much she can’t use. Rudy growled back and Alice couldn’t help but giggle, then growl again.”Ahahahaha! Grrr, this is my rope! You can’t have it!” Alice said. Rudy shook her head with the rope in her mouth, a tactic the raptors would use during tug of war to make Alice or the other raptors, or maybe another worker drone, loose their grip. Alice tightened her grip and only had her arms swung from side to side.

Rudy soon stopped and looked at Alice, a little surprised to see that it hadn’t worked like it used to.”Yeah, that’s right! That trick doesn’t work on me anymore!” Alice said triumphantly. Then she gave the rope another tug and managed to yank it out of Rudy’s mouth — without damaging any teeth, of course.”Ha!” Alice laughed, then backed away with the rope in her hands. Rudy chirped and tried to bite the other end of the rope again, but the game of Tug-of-War had now turned to Keep Away, and Alice wasn’t going to give up so easily. She let out a giggle as she moved the rope away when Rudy tried again. Alice faked throwing it, and it only worked for a few seconds as Rudy turned to head to see where it landed. Those few seconds were all Alice needed to turn around to run off with the rope into the hall. She heard Rudy chirp loudly, which likely meant she once again saw through her trick, and picked up the pace as a pair of legs began running towards her from behind.

The hallways, which seemed to go on forever like a maze down here, were still a little chilly despite the heaters working hard to prevent anything from freezing. At least many of them were cleaner and Alice had less chance of tripping over anything, thanks to Daisy and Charlie helping her out a lot. Alice knew she couldn’t run to the stables since the others were probably there and the game would either end or become harder for her, so she did the one thing that was going through her mind; Run.

The chase went on for a few minutes until they entered the cubicles, where Alice would be able to hide somewhere, even if it’s just for a bit. Since there was no way she could outrun them in a real scenario, even in the tighter halls she ran through, Alice assumed Rudy just wanted to enjoy the chase for a bit. Before Alice could dive under a desk to figure out what to do next, she felt Rudy’s teeth carefully clamp around her arm and lift her up. She let out a small yelp of surprise as her feet dangled inches above the ground, which was just about as high as the raptors could lift her unless she was laying on a plank and they picked the plank. It didn’t hurt to be picked up like that, it just surprised her. Rudy raised her claws and lightly scratched at her belly.

The claws weren’t all that sharp, either, they just tickled a lot.”Ahahahahahahaha! You cheheheater!” She said. Rudy made a chittering sound that sounded a lot like laughter, like she was laughing at her, and continued tickling her. One of Alice’s arms was stuck in Rudy’s jaws and the other had the hand holding the rope, which she knew that Rudy wanted.”Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha, knohohock it ohoff! Hahahahaha!” Alice cackled. She kicked her legs around in the air and barely scraped the ground. Then she heard the other raptors chirping and saw one of them — Charlie — step around the corner with her head cocked to the side.”Chaharlie! Help mehehehe! Tahahake this rohope ahahand run!” Alice said, holding the rope out for him to take. Charlie ran down the hall to her, and for a moment Alice felt that she’d be victorious, but then Charlie tossed the rope to the side and nuzzled the top of her head against one of her sides.”Hehey!!” She said through her laughter. She wiggled around and tried using her now free hand to push Charlie’s head away, but it didn’t work. She brushed her head against her and gently nipped at her side. Rudy wasn’t able to use one of her arms incase she accidentally scratched Charlie, but Alice was thinking that both claws were more bearable than one claw on her belly and a bunch of tickley feathers continuously brushing against one of her sides.

Alice knew things were going to get worse when she heard chirping and chittering from another raptor. This time, Molly rounded the corner and came running over to join.”Molly!! Wahahait, hehehelp me!!” Alice pleaded, but it didn’t work. Rudy moved the claws that were tickling her belly up to her exposed underarm to make room for Molly to nudge herself against Alice’s other side.”NOHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA, STOP!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Alice cackled. She struggled to get herself free and tried to make sure she didn’t kick too much to avoid hitting her raptors.”WHYHYHYHY?!” She asked dramatically. There had been times where they were playing one game and it somehow turned to something like this.

It kinda reminded her of the first time she had gotten tickled by them. They were trying to get her to help her feel better after she had a meltdown caused by Alice overworking herself. Charlie had dragged her to the stables and brought her to forcibly cuddle her. At some point, Alice was laying against Charlie’s right side and taking deep breaths to calm down while the other raptors watched and laid down close by, and Glasgow was resting his head on her lap to give her a bit of reassuring pressure. Lulu had the idea of nuzzling her side while chittering softly in attempts to help her feel better, but she hadn’t exactly gotten the reaction she wanted. Instead of helping Alice take deep breaths, the feathers on her head being brushed against her side began to make her laugh.

Lulu briefly pulled her head away and every raptor perked their head up, a few of them tilting them to the side in confusion as to what caused the sudden shift in emotion. Alice explained that it just tickled a bit and what tickling was, and as carefully as Lulu could while occasionally looking up at her to make sure it was okay, she continued to brush the top of her head against one of her sides to make her laugh.

Since then, the raptors seemed to enjoy making her or any worker drone laugh, and by now they knew a thing or two about how to do it best. Alice had no regrets, though, it was all in harmless fun.”HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!! OKAHAHAY!!!” She laughed. She didn’t really hate this, but with a glance towards the somehow-still-working clock in the abandoned cubicle let her know that she had to get to work soon.“OKAY, YOHOHOU WIHIHIHIHIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” She laughed. Molly stopped and pulled her head away quickly, and so did Charlie. Alice was given a chance to catch her breath as she was set back down onto the floor and her arm was released. She held a hand out to Charlie’s back incase she fell over, but luckily, she didn’t. Molly chittered softly and tilted her head. Alice smiled as a few leftover giggles spilled from her mouth.”Yeah, I’m alright.” She said, giving Molly a brief pat on the head.”I just gotta head to work now.” She added.

Rudy whined and walked up to her. She was holding the rope they had been playing with a few minutes ago and looking at her with what was undoubtedly a pleading expression.”I know, but I gotta make sure that Uzi hasn’t caught a cold or something with those fleshy wings of hers.” Alice said. Rudy briefly dipped her head down, but nodded. Charlie took a step closer to her and grabbed the other end of the rope, giving it a light tug. Rudy’s tail began wagging again and the two sprinted off back into the hallway to play. Molly walked with Alice back to her office, then left to go back to the stables.

[caffeinated-chicken]

N and Uzi doing that Archie panel redraw trend from a while ago! I love playing with their posing :)

[kkolg]

Sorry if someone already asked and if I'm repeating it but how was V when she learned of her two idiot pals having a baby and/or when she met Kim? :3

She definitely wasn’t shocked

But she was excited for them

[umblrspectrum]

infinitely funnier visuals in my head, likely because they werent subject to my actual skill level in art

[seraphont]

a silly- bonding with books (:

[tomahachi12]

Do the Feral AU Drones (mainly N or V) get zoomies?

[megbanned]

How do you render/shade drone visors? They have a very shiny/glowy look to them that I can't figure out how to replicate. Your style is wonderful.

Like this xD!

[audiart]

are you gay, and what the FUCK MAKE UZI LESBIAN ONLY WLW SHIP NOW VUZI, JUZI, DOLLZI, TESSUZI AND MORE 😠

Yeah

[mumatsi]

Could you draw Uzi having some kind of wholesome interaction with a very young human child? Like, three or four? [Could just make the child a generic black silhouette with white eyes lol]

She is teaching them to be rebellious hehe

[thesoundsofrushingoil]

This isn't a question, but I just want to say I hope you're having a great week

Thank you so much!!! I hope you have a wonderful week too :3

[ddwhaleshark]

Toma escaped! Are you gonna go catch her?

I can assure you, she didn't :]

[em-bandaid-boy]

I'm not gonna finish the whole thing this is from prooobably? so here are my favorite little scraps of it ig 🤗 idk

[mistic-sins]

do you think uzi still likes her new form in the ending of absolute end?

I think, like any real life ailment, it depends on the day:

On one hand, of course she loves the power, the magical convenience, the inherent ego she gets by becoming a literal god among a civilization of people who hated her. She is by all definitions the most powerful critter in the universe. Who wouldn’t be hyped about that? As long as you can handle a body-sharing roommate as annoying as Cyn.

But on the other hand… she’s cursed with a never ending hunger for her own kind’s body and blood, can’t go out in the sunlight again, and is either a full on hologram or a giant eldrich centipede… or both. That coupled with the fact that she’s not outwardly liked by anyone other than N, her family honestly sucks, and housing trauma far beyond any other drone’s imagination… Safe to say that’s not exactly good for her mental wellbeing. Can’t “idgaf” emo yourself out of that sadly

TLDR; Some days she’d go “ah hell yeah life is awesome” and other days she’d hate everything. So, yeah. Definitely depends on the day.