#murder board thingie

[anirandums]

Book report again! This one was “A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder.” I thought it was a cool book :)

SPOILER WARNING ⚠️‼️

[romance-rambles]

MC has clearly never had to defend her honor as EVERYONE around her ruthlessly kills off her pawns(?), just because they can, and it shows. cael and mc's mom, you both robbed this poor girl of a core memory.

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

finally got back to showing my sister arcane (her fault not mine) and these are her thoughts for episode 4:

she made a face (don't know if it was disgust or concern) at jinx getting close to silco when he was in his chair (i haven't explained that it's just a no-boundaries father-daughter situation yet)

"our most famous protégé, jayce talis" "you fake bitch" (about cassandra)

she did not make any comments about anyone's post-timeskip designs nor did she seem to have any physical reaction

^okay i asked about it hours later: "jayce and viktor pretty much look the same to me" (she apparently did not notice how sunken his cheeks have become) "her hair is way too long, it's a hazard. it's a tripping hazard" (about jinx) "those are a lot of tattoos, some of them look like dirt" (about vi)

she compared the hextech gauntlets to the infinity gauntlet

"that feels targeted, heimerdinger. you know i can't chase after you so you're just gonna waddle your little bitchass away. doggy paddle pretty much" (about heimerdinger leaving after telling jayvik to wait a decade)

she's also not loving heimerdinger's pet thingy...or heimerdinger...

literally went "this ugly bitch" when he first popped up in the start of the episode

we compared cait figuring out what happened at the hexgate attack to william murdoch and her strings and evidence to omitb's murder boards (don't know if the fandoms overlap but-)

"i hope somebody kills him" (about marcus) (who's gonna tell her...)

"what progress? cause the last we saw of him, they exiled him and now i'm giving speeches. i'm that bitch" (after heimerdinger's talk with jayce)

"the only one worth my time, is him. the golden boy" "are you trying to ride the golden boy?" (her joking predictions are spot on)

she was probably one of the only people i've seen that did not think that the pink-haired firelight was vi

"respectfully professor, shut your bitchass up" (speaking for viktor to heimerdinger)

"viktor and i have just the thing" "you and viktor are dating"

"i don't like that powder's going by jinx, i don't like that at all"

ep 1 and 2 thoughts

ep 3 thoughts

ep 5 and 6 thoughts

ep 7 and 8 thoughts

finale thoughts

[howlingday]

BUSTED

Ren: Jaune, we have contact. That's an Atlas patrol vessel. Designation: Spear Tip.

Jaune: Uh... Spear Tip?

Nora: (Clears throat) Um, listen, there's, uh, this thing I gotta do. I'll be right back. (Exits)

Ren: We need to ditch that thing. NOW.

Jaune: Eh... (Looks to Juniper)

Ren: I'm serious, Jaune! If that animal is seen near us, we're all going to prison!

Jaune: Nobody's going to jail, Pyrrha. It's a harmless... magic rabbit thingy.

Ren: Harmless? Do you remember Shelter?

Jaune: Er... Not really?

Ren: That's because they scorched it to the ground because somebody was careless enough to bring a WEAVER inside!

Pyrrha: (Stands) I will dispose of the creature.

Jaune: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody is disposing of anything! All it'll do is make us look suspicious.

Ren: It could be carrying Black Lung for all we know!

Jaune: Which is why Pyrrha is going to hide it in the secret cargo compartment behind Oscar's relics.

Winter: (Appears on scroll) JAUNE. MILES. ARC

Jaune: Really? My middle name?

Jaune: H-Hey! Winter! How ya doin'? When was the last time we saw each other? Two years? Three? You, uh, look good! Have you been tanning?

Winter: This is a new low, Jaune. Even for you.

Jaune: Winter, please! I promise you that it's not what it looks like-

Nora: (Walks back in)

Winter: You mean how your party has been spotted trespassing into the most restricted location in all of Remnant? All while consorting with thieves (Looks to Nora, Looks to Ren) and murderers, apparently.

Nora: Hey! Killing people for lien isn't murder, lady!

Jaune: Aw, c'mon, Winter! You know me! We've been to hell and back together over and over again! I mean, sure, I've been doing shady stuff even before the Grimm War, and- not to get too into it, but yeah- But we weren't doing anything illegal!

Winter: I literally caught you, red-handed, leaving the most Forbidden Forest-

Jaune: Y-Yes, BUT that's only technically true, because we were just passing through. We weren't poking around in anything.

Winter: ...Right.

Pyrrha: (Carrying tech) Jaune. I found these... things in the... space you told me about. There was not enough room for both the other things and... this.

Winter: ...Jaune Arc of Ansel, under Remnant law, GXP dash two-niner, I am placing you and your team under arrest for-

Jaune: Uh, hey, can I call you back?

Winter: Wha- (Call ends)

Jaune: ...Pyrrha. Please don't tell me that's some super illegal tech.

Nora: TECHNICALLY not SUPER illegal, but yes, it is illegal. AND it's also really valuable!

Jaune: ...ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Nora: What?! We're using a vehicle that was used by Bandit Tribes! Heck, even the metal walls are stolen!

Ren: Bulkheads. And we can't fit both things into that space.

Pyrrha: I will dispose of the crate then.

Nora: Dispose of the crate and I will DISPOSE OF YOUR FACE! Jaune, JNPR is at least four generations behind! We need that technology WAY more than we need an animal we can't even eat!

Ren: We probably can't eat it because it could be considered a BIOHAZARD, Jaune. We could go to the worst prison for the worst people.

Jaune: ...Pyrrha, hide the crate.

Pyrrha: (Nods, Carries tech away)

Ren: JAUNE?! Are you really going to gamble on a... deer rabbit thing?

Jaune: I can convince Winter the rabbit's harmless. She knows me!

Ren: We all know Winter.

Jaune: Not like I know her.

Nora: Ooh~! Jaune slept with a cop~!

Jaune: She wasn't a cop back then- Look, the point is I can get us out of this, guys. I just need you to trust me.

Oscar: ...If I could- (Everything shakes)

Jaune: ...That would be her boarding party.

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Jaune: Listen, if I could just talk to Winter-

Guard: Silence, prisoner. Leading Specialist Schnee has no time to meet with lawbreaking pirates like you.

Jaune: But we're not pirates! We are legally incorporated heroes for hire!

Nora: Yeah! Check the records! License permit 10222016-O!

Guard: ...Team Junk-Purr?

Jaune: What? No! Nora!

Nora: So I let Oscar do the paperwork. I fixed everything else... in the addendum.

Guard: "Not the most well-known heroes you could hire, but definitely in the top five for most awesomest names..."? "Contributing members..."

Oscar Pine - Two souls in one wizard boy. Vessel of an ancient wizard, but the most fearless and awesome best friend a girl could ever ask for. Nora Valkyrie - Explosives expert and the queen of making things into and out of pancakes. Definitely not a fattie. Lie Ren - Adopted son of Tyrian Callows. Deadliest man on Remnant. Need we say more? Pyrrha the Champion - Convicted serial murderer and international war hero. Often grumpy. Last and definitely least, Jaune Miles Arc

Jaune: ...That's it? That's all you wrote?

Nora: There was a character limit.

Jaune: (Groans)

???: Excuse me! Pardon me! I need to-

Guard: Cadet Cupp? What are you doing here?

???: Oh, you don't know? Really? It says right here; prisoner processing training. I'm your official trainee~!

Jaune: Aren't you a little young to be a huntress?

???: Aren't you a little old for that haircut?

Nora: (Snrk!)

Guard: Hm... I should verify this with the Leading Specialist-

???: NO! No, no, no, no! She definitely signed off on this! You know how thorough she is about... her signature... And more importantly, sir, the real concern is Regulation 4B regarding prisoner weapons. His sheath might be mag-locking his sword, BUT it can still turn into a shield, which is a clear violation.

Jaune: Y-Yeah, but... only decoratively...

???: (Presses button)

Jaune: (Sheath clamps shut)

Guard: Excellent work, Cadet Cupp.

Nora: Well... There goes Plan B...

Jaune: Who needs Plan B when I've got this?

???: No, you DON'T "got this", pirate! I got this! Now fall in line!

Jaune: (Shoved) H-Hey, watch the hoodie!

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One wild adventure in prison involving an explosion and Jaune saving Cadet Nickel Cupp's life...

Nickel: MOM?!

Winter: (Steps forward)

Nickel: I-I can explain!

Winter: (Hugs) Nickie...

Nickel: I-I'm fine, Mom! Really! I'm totally okay! Not even a scratch!

Winter: (Pulls away) Then what on Remnant were you thinking?! Sneaking off with an arresting squad? Running around with criminals?!

Jaune: ALLEGED criminals.

Winter: You almost died! Do you have any idea how grounded you are right now?!

Nickel: Mom! You promised you'd let me go out more.

Winter: Go out, yes. Lying to my officers, no. Sneaking around behind my back, no.

Nickel: It's not my fault there was a sudden dust explosion...

Winter: It's a RESTRICTED area for a REASON!

Nickel: You treat me like a prisoner!

Winter: YOU ARE A CHILD! Are you even listening to a word I'm saying?!

Jaune: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen, we've all been through a lot today, so let's all just take a deep breath and-

Winter: (Glares)

Jaune: -recognize that maybe we've all made some mistakes.

Winter: ...Lieutenant, make sure the fire is out and the hangar is secure.

Guard: Yes, ma'am! (Leaves)

Winter: And find out why there was an explosion on my watch station!

Guard: The crew is investigating still, ma'am-

Winter: Then get more eyes down there.

Guard: (Leaves)

Winter: And you two. With me.

Jaune: (Follows Winter)

Nickel: (Gets into elevator with Winter) Should've known you'd overreact. You ALWAY overreact. Even Jaune was saying so!

Winter: Oh, he was, was he? I believe Jaune misspoke. He's known to do that.

Jaune: I mean, for what it's worth, Nick here totally saved my butt. Handled herself pretty well. You have every right to be proud of her.

Winter: Coming from you, Jaune? It's worth impressively little.

Nickel: Why are you so mean to him? Just listen to what he's saying!

Winter: I don't care what he's saying!

Upper Level: Commander's Office

Nickel: Finally...

Winter: Initiate lockdown.

Lockdown initiated

Nickel: (Rolls eyes) What, are you going to kill us now?

Winter: These doors won't open unless I say so.

Nickel: Yeah, I know how lockdown works.

Winter: I don't think you do, because you keep bypassing every security measure I've had installed, and I want to know how. Or you can show me.

Nickel: ...

Jaune: ...Initiate not lockdown!

Nickel: ...

Jaune: All systems are good to go!

Winter: ...

Jaune: ...Activate?

Voice print not authorized

Jaune: Just... thought I'd help...

Winter: I don't need your help. You are the last person I would ever need help from.

Nickel: But you still need some help, right? Why else would you trap us in an elevator?

Winter: Nobody leaves until you tell me what I want to know.

Nickel: Y-You already know everything!

Winter: No, I don't! What I do know is you're a magnet for danger, and that you somehow keep getting caught in restricted areas!

Nickel: Fine, Mom, you got me. I'm small, and that means I can fit into tight spaces.

Winter: Being small doesn't get you past my security. Or through my checkpoints. Or my maintenance tunnel blast doors!

Jaune: Uh... Th-There was that system-wide glitch, right?

Nickel: Y-Yeah! Security was down for a while-

Winter: No, there wasn't, and no, it wasn't.

Jaune: It looked pretty down to me.

Winter: ...Are you actually lying for a twelve-year-old right now?

Jaune: ...She's twelve? Thought she was just a short 15-year-old.

Winter: JAUNE-!

Jaune: I just mean she's smart for her age! She's a smart kid!

Winter: ...Too smart. She keeps bypassing my security. Unless you somehow have a Level Epsilon access to all my technology suddenly?

Jaune: ...

Winter: I didn't think so. Nickel Cupp, empty your pockets.

Nickel: ...No. You empty your pockets!

Winter: NICKEL...

Nickel: What?

Winter: I know you're hiding something from me.

Nickel: No, I'm not. You are-

Jaune: I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!

Winter: ...Excuse me?

Jaune: Khm! Um... Yeah, well, I mean, not "feelings" feelings, but like, uh, y'know, emotions? Because of that explosion, I was thinking back to me and you, and everything we went through in the Grimm War...

Nickel: (Sneaks security pad into his pocket)

Jaune: A lot of feelings started bubbling up...

Winter: ...

Jaune: I'm... I'm good now.

Winter: ...Okay. Good. Now, if you don't mind...

Jaune: (Backs away)

Nickel: See, Mom? I'm not hiding anything. I wouldn't do that!

Winter: ...We'll discuss this another time. Disengage lockdown.

Lockdown disengaged

Nickel: So, can I go back to the hangar and help them secure it?

Winter: No, you can go back to your quarters, and you can stay there for the next thirty days!

Nickel: BUT MOM-

Winter: I CAN MAKE IT THIRTY YEARS. (Points)

Nickel: (Scoffs, Leaves)

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Jaune: So, uh... Rough day, huh? Exploding dust... Restricted area trespassers... A missing kid...

Winter: You have no idea.

Jaune: ...Is that Pumpkin Pete? I can't believe you still have him. Or that he even survived. Wasn't Mistral, like, a thousand percent humidity?

Winter: More like a thousand years ago... You can keep him if you want. He is yours.

Jaune: Yeah, and I ordered him to look out for you. I expect him to keep doing his job. Especially since you have a daughter now. A twelve-year-old daughter... That you didn't have during the Grimm War... Twelve years ago... When we-

Winter: Jaune... When we found your team, part of me was excited. At first. But then, after all this time, you haven't changed. At all. You're still the same-

Jaune: Whoa, whoa! Not true! I've totally changed! Listen, whatever the fine is, I'll pay for it. Just give me... A year! Let me prove that I'm not still... whatever you were going to finish that sentence with.

Winter: You're going to pay 100,000 lien? In one year?

Jaune: Okay, that... That is a lot of money. But maybe-

Winter: The fine isn't negotiable, Jaune. My search party found a class 2 biohazard wandering around with your crew. Thankfully, we were able to vaccinate them down to a class 0 and returned them to the wild.

Jaune: Yeah, but... That's all they found, right?

Winter: ...

Jaune: Okay, okay! I'll get you your money! No problem! This Team JNPR thing- We are THIS close to getting it off the ground! And if I didn't have these handcuffs on, I would be able to show you just how very close we are.

Winter: (Giggles) Why do I feel like I'm going to regret this?

Jaune: Oh, come on, when have I ever-

Winter: ...

Jaune: ...You won't regret this. I promise.

Winter: (Unlocks his handcuffs, Sets aside, Looks at Pumpkin Pete)

[starberry-cupcake]

Things were happening too much. Gideon "Griddle" Nav, Chapter 30

I'm gonna have to split these up because there's so much going on.

previously, in gideon the ninth:

this happened

currently, having finished chapter 34:

well, I am exhausted and I'm just reading this

"gideon can't catch a break" should be the subtitle of this book

we literally can't finish a world-shattering disaster, we're onto the next one

the skeletons can't clean the blood fast enough

so, palmolive has a plan

palmolive's plans are like my cousin playing d&d, he talks as if the plan is bulletproof but then you hear him and it's some looney tunes shit

they work more frequently than not, which is infuriating but also moves things along

I feel like I'm constantly arguing with this guy in my head

palmolive's plan is to use the mind reading thingy harrow leveled up when they won against the first boss to show her mentally how dulcinea's key was so that they can break in that door

there are 2546 things that could go wrong with this, but he says he's super sure

he's not, in fact, super sure, but it works

camilla, my qp wife, has the poker face of the century

they look at the room and find some stuff, pins in a board, necromancer notes, the fact that the skeletons aren't constructs, you know, the usual

oh and that teacher and the other dudes are all super dead

which, we all kinda knew that

the fact that the old man didn't have a heart attack at this point is prove enough he doesn't have a beating heart to begin with

I'm gonna say, I love learning book lore and understanding how things work in said lore, but this book is making me feel terribly dumb

I don't know if it's a language barrier, the fact that Gideon doesn't understand the stuff herself and she's the narrator or what, but I feel so dumb sometimes reading their explanations

the gist of it, I believe, is that they don't know what's powering them to do what they do...or who

they can't really delve into it because a fire alarm goes off

I haven't blamed dulcinea for things yet but you know how I feel about her, they check on her and she's still alive, so she's still a threat in my book

they fix the alarm but they can't really delve into it because the Second has murdered Teacher (he wasn't alive but he kind of was, you know how it is) and ratted them out to the Emperor

but Teacher says "one of them" can't come back, which makes me think this isn't as simple as they think it is

the second is a goner btw

they were a goner the moment they thought they could take on Camilla The Everything, love of my life

but they can't really delve into it because mayonnaise uncle and duracell bunny nephew tell them the third have opened up abigail's body

they can't really delve into that either because palmolive figures out that abigail had a key inside her body and the third have gone through the door it opened

the third is like when you have a dog that's constantly making noise and then, for 10 straight minutes you don't hear them, so you just know they've done something bad

so gideon, harrowbean, palmolive, my qp wife, mayonnaise uncle and duracell bunny nephew all go to confront the third

yandere simulator twin is bloody and cryptic in the middle of the room

I could go on a tangent and talk about the madwoman archetype in victorian literature and how she's a representation of the 'lucia' archetype (no relation to me), dulcinea of the 'ophelia' and maybe regina george twin could be a closeted 'jane'

I'm not going to, though, you're welcome for that

so regina george twin is crying in a corner (gideon is emotionally doing the same, probably) and chad is dead on the ground

get wrecked, asshole

well, he's not dead-dead, nobody in this book is ever dead-dead, this is the hotel california of space

yandere twin has absorbed chad's ghost like piccolo and kami sama in dragon ball (rip akira toriyama)

she says she's figured it all out and the whole test was so a necro would soul-fuse with a cav, one flesh one blood one end one bed, I forgot how the oath went

I don't think she's figured it out because we're not ending this book yet

palmolive also doesn't think so

very important note: there's writing on the wall (literal and metaphorical) again saying "you lied to us" and it's the same writing that was featured before and we still don't know what that's about

so the eighth goes berserk and mayonnaise uncle wants to fight yandere twin for slurping chad's soul

duracell bunny nephew goes like "I'm not sure about this" and that was the moment I knew he was toast

I have already established I feel dumb reading the explanations but, for what I can understand, what the eighth does is that the necro detaches the soul of the cav and makes him astral project elsewhere for a time but there's always a tether to bring him back, if that is broken or he drifts too far he can't come back but other things could go into his body instead, or something like that

which is what happens

I thought that the recent dead had, because gideon says there were six people in him, and we've got 6 dead (protozoa, the unknown corpse, the 2 teens and the bride and groom), but idk

all this happens after yandere twin fights using chad's moves and some magic body jelly

this is body horror territory, there are tongues coming out of orifices that should not have tongues and goo flying all over the place

the eighth is dead at the end of it, yandere twin and her inner chad are gone and regina george twin is crying because she wanted to be the one absorbed, which I guess makes sense considering she was training with swords

you know, I had my suspicions that maybe she wasn't a necro after all, but harrow distracted me when she said she must have been a good one

so now we're down to: gideon, harrowbean, palmolive, my wife, regina george twin, yandere twin w/inner chad and dulcinea my mortal enemy

and whoever it is that's coming in after the second contacted whatever number there was in the space phone tree

also, protozoa was one of the two bodies that were cooked earlier on, we still don't know who the second is

there's more we don't know than what we do know

see you on the next one, if you're not yet tired of me

[coreancitizen]

How did Jeong Tae Eul's ID end up with Lee Gon in the first place?

Tracking the journey between worlds and across time

There was a Twitter question about which show you'd like to watch again for the first time and I, of course, responded with "The King Eternal Monarch." I just remember how much fun it was trying to figure things out. A friend even had a virtual "murder board" for who's who LOL! In a reply to my tweet, someone asked: How did Jeong Tae Eul's ID end up with Lee Gon in the first place?

TKEM has one of those loop thingies with time travel so lemme just start with episode 1, with adult Lee Gon heading to the past, to the Night of the Treason. He gets into a shootout with Lee Lim's men, kills several, and after they escape, he goes to check on his younger version. As Gon feels the boy's pulse, Baby Gon lifts his hand. They hear an alert that the Royal Guards are coming so Gon stands up. Baby Gon catches the lanyard and pulls Tae Eul's ID card out of Gon's pocket.

In a flashback in episode 2, Baby Gon, now the king, asks Head Court Lady Noh if she has the two things he had with him on the Night of the Treason: half of the flute, which he suspected was in the riding whip she held, and the ID card. Head Court Lady Noh produces both.

And so that's how Lee Gon keeps Tae Eul's ID card with him in the kingdom for the next 25 years. In episode 1, we see Lee Gon has it inside a copy of "Alice in Wonderland," with the ID card right smack on top of the illustration of the White Rabbit. Symbolism much? LOL! The book, of course, is referenced a few times by both Lee Gon and Jeong Tae Eul.

One of the more interesting details of the time travel in TKEM is that at this precise moment (Sept. 10, 2019 at 7:45 p.m.), when Lee Gon is looking at Jeong Tae Eul's ID card while sitting in his private study in the Kingdom of Corea, the card doesn't actually exist YET in the Republic of Corea.

When Lee Gon decides to follow the White Rabbit, or rather the sound of the flute, into the other world and meets Jeong Tae Eul for the first time, she has an entirely different ID, one that shows her in her police uniform with her hair down.

This ID card is still with Tae Eul in episode 4 when she leaves the library (where she'd been researching parallel words, etc.). As she approaches her car, she finds her keys with the big-ass tchotchke in the form of a lion tangled with the lanyard of her ID. As she was separating the two, she is bumped by a boy on a bicycle, sending the ID card flying out of her hands and down a grate, straight to the sewer below.

BTW, the culprit on the bike is none other flute boy (fun fact: flute/yo-yo boy is actually played by a girl, Kim Bo Min).

Jeong Tae Eul gets her photo taken for a new ID card. She has her hair pulled back in a low ponytail and wears a cream sweater. The photographer advises her to put on something with a bit more contrast so her face doesn't stand out too much in the photo. Tae Eul opts for a navy jacket. And while she is not aware of her outfit's significance, we see the image Lee Gon has been staring at for 25 years.

Later, we see Tae Eul apply for a new ID card. Hilariously, she says the old one was "lost after a fierce scuffle with a suspect." She remembers Lee Gon telling her the ID card he has was issued on Nov. 11, 2019, and so she asks the civil service worker when the new one is going to be ready. Much to her relief, she's told about a week, in late October.

BUT Fate has other plans, of course. Kang Shin Jae tosses Tae Eul her ID. The agency apologized for accidentally leaving her out. Her ID was issued that day: Nov. 11, 2019. Lee Gon was right! Tae Eul is justifiably flustered. She gets even more flustered when she gets a phone call from Lee Gon.

She rushes home and finds Lee Gon standing in her yard, like a freaking statue. This is one of my favorite TKEM scenes ever but I'm gonna rush the summary here: Tae Eul asks Gon details about her new card, which he is able to answer correctly, proving he does have a version of her ID. He invites her to his world so she can see for herself. She accepts.

In the kingdom (episode 5), Jeong Tae Eul is asked by Head Court Lady Noh to put her belongings in a box as part of a security check. Lee Gon assures her it's something everyone does including court ladies and the prime minister. Tae Eul tosses in handcuffs, her wallet, the lion tchotchke, a Kahi multibalm stick lol and, of course, her newly reissued ID. She seeks assurance that she's gonna get all the stuff back, saying she'll be penalized if she loses her ID again. Head Court Lady Noh recognizes the ID.

Fast-forward to episode 6. Japanese warships are heading to Corean waters and Lee Gon has to send Jeong Tae Eul home earlier than planned. Lady Noh retrieves the box with Tae Eul's belongings — side-eyeing palace security here as the unlocked box is stored in a dresser in her room — and realizes the ID is missing. No way to check who took it as the CCTV was cut off in that area of the palace last night starting at 8 (because of JTE's unexpected arrival). Tae Eul ends up taking back the "old" version of her ID card.

So where did the newly re-issued ID card go? It shows up tucked inside a book in the bookstore of one of Lee Lim's minions with a note identifying it as "guestroom user." We later find out that Lee Lim's contact is no other than Kang Shin Jae's Corean mom, a court lady who has Lady Noh's trust.

In episode 11, Lee Lim captures Tae Eul's Corean doppelganger, Luna, and convinces her to switch places with our heroine by showing her the ID card and Tae Eul's family. Luna, who'd never known her parents, agrees. She's taken to republic with Tae Eul's ID and picks up Tae Eul's phone at a locker in a station. Her first order of business: Apply to take all of Tae Eul's 21-day vacation. Smart, LOL.

This is around the time Lee Lim's men kidnap Jeong Tae Eul and take her to the kingdom. Lee Lim plans to exchange her for Lee Gon's half of the flute. But she foils that plan by escaping and we get the famous "Protect her! She's the future queen!" battle cry from the king.

Jeong Tae Eul eventually returns to the republic with Lee Gon in episode 13. After introducing her boyfriend to her dad, she arranges to meet Gon after work. She gifts him with a black jacket, which he thinks looks a bit familiar. Later, as he's trying it on, the doorbell for his hotel room rings and he finds Tae Eul at the door bringing beer. It doesn't take him long to realize it's Luna he's with — she's got a look of anxiety that JTE doesn't have. He pulls Tae Eul's ID from Luna's coat pocket. As he's checking it out, he notices his image in the mirror and realization dawns, he looks exactly like the man who came to Cheonjongo on the Night of the Treason and saved Baby Gon. He saved himself!

Unfortunately, Luna had spiked the beer and Lee Gon goes down, ID card still in his hand at the beginning of episode 14. As Luna tries to search for the whip that contains the flute — she's not interested in taking his life — Jo Yeong arrives (he'd gone out to get drinks). She flees, minus the ID. The captain of the Royal Guard, with Tae Eul's help, takes him to a clinic owned by a friend of the medical examiner (Chief Park's wife). When Lee Gon comes to, he could hear the flute crying, just like he did when he was a boy on the Night of the Treason. It is the signal to go back. He enters the doors once again, ID card still in his pocket, as Lee Lim enters his, enabling them both to return to the past to try to fix things.

And we're back on the Night of the Treason. Lee Gon arrives at Cheonjongo and gets into a shootout with Lee Lim's men.

[eviethenut]

SOMEONE SAID YES TO WANTING TO READ MY FLIMSY MICHAEL AFTON THEORY, SO HERE IT IS!!

Alright, so, the theory is pretty much this: Michael afton is not only alive after the fire, but is the CEO of the fazbear entertainment brand, and under glitchtraps control

Alright

Quick warning: My theory is flimsy at best! I’m not a theorist, this is just a theory that I got from watching a bunch of other theories, and it just kinda showed up in my head, and it wont leave!

So, I'm going to start by explaining that last part first.

There isn't much evidence for this, except, one detail, from help wanted.

In help wanted, tape girl mentions how the client stole the ?circuit boards? (I don't remember what they were.)

Anyways

Tape girl mentions in the middle of the night, the client snuck in and stole back the thingies they had scanned into the game to get glitchtrap.

There seems to be no clear motive to do this, really. Especially considering that, everywhere else, our mysterious ceo character, seems to be helping glitchtrap spread. Like, they gave the company the card thingies in the first place, they promoted Vanessa to head of security despite her being less than qualified and not recommended for the position. Not to mention, it's not a stretch to assume people get away with murder at the pizzaplex, with the missing childs newspaper and the missing therapists, who in the books got led to the pizzaplex. So, this one moment. This one line from tape girl, where this CEO character does something, to seemingly try and stop glitchtrap. It's very out of character. Unless you consider the fact that this may be a sign of resistance, like another reluctant follower. 

Alright

So

Ignoring how flimsy that evidence is,

We’ve established our CEO to be under the control of glitchtrap, 

But

Now I need to explain why I think this CEO is Michael afton.

Let's start out with, again, my only real piece of evidence

Michaels room in the pizzaplex

Why is it there?

How did it get there?

To get Michael Aftons room in the pizzaplex, and an exact replica of it at that, it would’ve had to have been put there by someone with power.

Someone in the plans for building this pizzaplex, had to have put that room in the designs

And they had to know exactly what it looked like, down to the exotic butters on top of the tv.

No one at fazbear entertainment would just, know what michael's living room looked like, or cared about what his living room looked like

They would have no reason to replicate it

Unless

It was request by someone (important) who did know about it, who had sat in that chair hundreds of times

And, while I know cut content should really be used, but just because a certain detail got scrapped, doesn't mean the whole story around it did

In fnaf AR, there is a cut email literally from michael afton. Which makes me think he did not die in the fire. 

And like I said, just because that one email got scrapped, doesn't mean that the entire story around it did.

Again

I said this evidence was flimsy

It was very flimsy

But, idk

What do you all think?

Did I do good? 

Any critics?

(@luckyglasses)

[mysticallion]

You may be old if you remember being in elementary school and loitering at the hand-cranked pencil sharpener like it was a smoke break.

The cylindrical above-chalkboard pull-down thingy held map(s) and a projector screen.

The chalk board itself had a broad ledge holding chalk sticks and stubs, erasers, and a wood-and-wire thingamadogie that held multiple pieces of chalk, allowing the teacher to create parallel lines for writing or music practice.

An overhead projector on a rolling cart. A bigger rolling cart with a VHS player, or even a reel-to-reel projector, and a fat box TV. Movie day! Yay!

Some sort of mad primitive pre-net computer system employing long distance data communication between pairs of handheld landline phone receivers plugged into rubber orifices passing along screeching bits of information to be encoded and decoded on either end into individual punchcards or some sort of holy ticker tape which was then translated into human by another device.

Cheap plastic flutes of various designs being murdered en masse.

Weekly Reader. Book Fair. Dick, Jane and Spot. Phonetics.

***From chalk dust we came, and to chalk dust shall we return.***

[rockybloo]

I do have plans for a short comic thingie with Wesley where I finally have him tackle the stale joke people LOVE to make about giving him art supplies because one of the main reasons he kills people is because he likes to see the "rainbows" they have inside them.

It's obviously a harmless joke and it's also the internet so people are always gonna crack one liners for stuff. It's just super old to me and I could use a tally mark board to keep track of how often it happens at this point.

AND SINCE it is such a common one, I think having Wesley give a thorough response will do wonders because

People listen more to lore when an I draw it out instead of typing it

and

2. Wesley is a very fucked up little guy :) And I love writing his dialogue

That way when people make the joke in the future, they at least know that giving Wesley art supplies is not at all gonna solve his murderous tendencies.

[jeahreading]

(This mood board is freaking awesome and everything you really need to know about me, the love of my life @im-on-crack-send-help made this)

(Right I think It's time for me to finally get this over with )

Helloo and Welcome to my Blog, This is Primarily a Writer/readerBlr, but there are other things too(Particularly listening to podcasts ) since I can't be bothered to make a side one.

My reader side - I am an avid reader and am almost always in the middle of a book, I will be updating here on which books I'm reading

Current read list -

Dracula (Bram Stoker)

The Screaming Staircase (Jonathan Stroud)

A Dance with the Fae Prince (Elise Kova)

American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer (Kai Bird)

The Silver Birds (Apolline Lucy)

That Night (Nidhi Upadhyay)

The Complete Adventures of Feluda, Vol 1 (Satyajit Ray)

The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown)

The God of Small Things (Arundhati Roy)

The War of Lanka (Amish Tripathi) (YES I CAN FINALLY TAKE THIS OFF MY LIST I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED THIS I CAN'T BE HAPPIER)

City of Bones (Cassandra Clare)

Circe (Madeline Miller)

The Housemaid is Watching (Freida McFadden)

And that's all I can remember Right about now , Yes I'm reading 10 books or more simultaneously, no I do not have an explanation to that.

My main Genre is Historical Fiction, Fantasy, Mystery and thriller, But I do love widening my scope so do recommend me any books you might think may pique my interest. 😁

My reader side also includes me obsessing over podcasts, I'm including my Favourite podcasts here too, and I assure you they are amazing!

Podcasts for you - I usually listen to them on Spotify and love True crime, mystery, Murder mysteries etc. Here they are -

Rotten Mango by Stephanie Soo (True Crime) - I wouldn't suggest you listen to this if you get disgusted or scared easily, I usually am not affected by these kinds of things and I was still very disturbed, The first 2 episodes are quite... I would suggest you research about it more before you listen to it.

Baking a Murder by Stephanie Soo (Books and movies) - This podcast is again one of my favourites, the way she explains the movie is just so immersive, if you want to understand a story but don't have time to sit down and read the book/watch the movie then this is for you.

7 Suspects by Cryptic Radio(Murder Mystery ) - OH MY GOD, holy- this is probably one of the best mystery podcasts I've ever listened to, tbh you think you know what is going on and till the very end that is kinda sorta true, but then in the like the last 5 moments the plot twist so intense you are left sinking on to the floor thinking "What just happened", listen to, right now.

Magnus Archives by Rusty Quill (Story? horror? not sure what it comes under) - I've started listening to it after getting intense FOMO and can confirm it's going pretty well, I mean I have a LOT to catch up to, but I can say, it's caught my interest.

Murder in HR by Caspian Studios (Murder Mystery) - Again OH MY GOD, again, this is one of the best mystery podcasts I've ever listened to, I mean yeah, the gym ad thingy gets a little bit annoying but the rest of the story compensates for it, again, you think you know where you are going, again up until the very end you just don't know what the hell is going on, and again (Do you see a pattern) when the mystery hits you you are flabbergasted, soo I suggest give it a listen(also kinda obsessed with the soundtrack).

Murphy's Inc. by 97toNow Productions (Scifi mystery) - This is one of the better ones, I'm still listening to it and it's just actually really good, It's kinda the thing you listen to once a day, kinda relaxing (for me at least )

Ok, so this one is a bit different, there is a podcast Caso 63: Enigma: Spotify studios but it's in Spanish which I still haven't quite learnt and I didn't know this existed. I was recommended 2063 theke Esechi by Spotify Studios which is in Bengali which I do, in fact, understand. It was voiced by one of my favourite actors and I was absolutely in love with it, It feels like I wasn't listening to a podcast but a movie and there is so much confusion and so many twists. This podcast has been made in other languages as well, the other two ik are Case 63 (In English) and Virus 2062(In Hindi). So check it out!!

Treat by C13Features (Horror, gory) - This is like a podcast movie, it's around 2 hours long maybe? this is pretty good I would say, you can give it a listen.

Welcome to Night Vale by Night Vale Presents (Absurdity?) - I really don't think I need to say anythi_-_- HAIL THE GLOWCLOUD.

Morning Cup of Murder by Morning Cup of Murder (True Crime) - True crime yk...

The Sounds of Nightmares by Little Nightmares - Bandai Namco Europe (Horror, gore, mystery) - Uhh it's a little unnerving how detailed the actions of characters are As if they were compensating for the fact that there are no visuals, but it was pretty good I would say(Also like the soundtrack)

My writer side- My most popularly known name is Jeah (jee - ah) and I'll be using that here, I am a new author getting started on writing. I still have a looong way to go but, I enjoy writing very much even though my mind and body are definitely not on par with my will to write which is why my second unintended hobby is procrastination. Most of the time that I'm here on Tumblr I am supposed to be doing some other work, like right now.

Anywaysss here are my current WIP's

Mirror My Way - This is my first and only properly published Book. Tbh Not very proud of it, I did it in a hurry, because I took part in the school's Writing program, did nothing the whole year, and finished it in the last week, I honestly think It had potential but I kinda ruined it trying to finish it within the deadline. I wouldn't recommend you read it, It was supposed to be a part of a duology or trilogy but I think I'm just gonna let it sit in the corner for now, let it be there, think upon its mistakes, it did wrong 😤.

Tots and Coffee - Now this one I like better, this was actually inspired by the Scam Caller post here on Tumblr. Kinda had a sudden burst of inspiration and Wrote the first Chapter and since then it's still going pretty strong. Unlike the previous one, it is there on Ao3 if you wish to read it 😁.

I dunno what to call this but I occasionally write short stories in the replies of Pinterest pins when I come across writing prompts. This isn't a wip exactly but , I once posted the starting of a story and jokingly wrote "Continue-!" at the end thinking that would be the end of it, but someone did eventually continue it and that led to a string of events and a very weirdly Eledritch, beautiful Frankestine story formation, I'll be posting it slowly here on Tumblr as well, so keep checking!

Forgot to put it in earlier, but check out @the-writers-corner-inc It's a group blog I initiated, and you can find lots of fun stories, prompts, visuals and more!!

Oh just a side note, I amde another side blog where I post the answer of the everyday wordle.@answer-of-the-everyday-wordle

And that's about it, I don't what else to say, but while you're here, grab a cup of coffee or tea, pick out a book and read a page, I'm right here on the other side with a book as well, let's be booky buddies 😄😄😃😃🍵☕

[samynnad102687]

Marauderstober

Slytherin Skittles- Ouija Board

1597 words

Regulus was exhausted from working from open to close at the bookshop. He was supposed to get off four hours ago but Jess, who was supposed to train the new hire, decided that they didn’t want to show up, so he had to close the shop since nobody else could come in and he couldn’t leave the new hire, Jordan, by themselves.

He was dragging his feet when he walked into the house, but he noticed that something was off. Someone had let themselves in Regulus’ house without asking him or even letting him know they were planning on coming over. When he walked farther into the house, not caring if he got killed by an axe murderer at this point, he came face to face with a grinning Barty. Well, this should be interesting.

“I gave you a key for emergencies,” Regulus said as he pinched the bridge of his nose and noticed that Pandora, Evan and Dorcas were also sitting in his living room.

“This is an emergency,” Barty said but his face said it was anything but. Regulus arched up an eyebrow and waited. “I found something at a thrift shop that I want to try with you, well, with everybody actually.”

“Do I even want to know?”

“It will be fun,” Pandora chimed in and that didn’t not help ease his anxiety one bit.

“What is it?” He asked exasperatedly.

“A Ouija board,” Barty said with a mischievous grin on his face.

“Excuse me?” Regulus asked indignantly. “I know I did not hear you correctly.”

“I found a Ouiji board at the thrift shop when I was shopping with Evan and since it is October and spooky season, it’s the perfect time to try it out.” He was practically bouncing on his heels.

“Why did you have to bring it into my house? You have your own.”

“Yours is more likely to be haunted than mine is.” Barty shrugged.

“So…”

This was the last thing that Regulus wanted to do on his Monday evening, especially since he had to work extra long today. All he wanted to do was to come home and curl up on the couch with some ice cream and enjoy a nice quiet evening in, since James was working late and then helping Sirius with something. Regulus didn’t bother asking what he needed help with. Plausible deniability and all.

“Oh, come on, Reg… Please.” Barty begged as he put his hands together and practically fell to the floor. “Just once. I swear. If we can’t get anything then I won’t bring it up again.”

Regulus took a moment to look at Barty and then at everybody else. He could see they all wanted to do this and he was the only one holding out. He really didn’t want to know what spirits lingered in Grimmauld Place and he really didn’t want to accidentally call his mother to them with this thing. He wasn’t even sure if he believed in it.

“What do you do exactly?” Regulus gave in slightly, he needed more information.

“Everyone puts a finger on the triangle thingy…”

“Planchett,” Pandora supplied.

“Yeah, that and we ask questions to the spirit that may be hanging around and see if they have anything they needed to say and never got the chance to because they died before they could,” Barty explained and Regulus glared at him for a few more minutes.

As much as didn’t want to have his mother come and haunt him even more, it would be interesting to see if there were any other spirits floating around. Regulus knew there was but he didn’t know who they were or what they wanted.

“Fine, but if these spirits end up disturbing my peace anymore then I’m coming after your ass with an axe,” Regulus said matter-of-factly and he would do it too as soon as he figured out how he could get away with it.

“Yeah, okay. That’s fine.” Barty shrugged, “Where should we set it up?”

“How about the drawing room? There always seems to be shit happening in there,” Evan mentioned casually.

Regulus was going to deny it, but right then a vase fell onto the floor before they even crossed the threshold to the room. Fucking spirits. Regulus didn’t know why he still lived in this house. It’s not like he had any particularly happy memories growing up here.

“Fine,” Regulus grumbled.

Regulus finally took off his boots and set his bag, that he still had slung over his shoulder, down and followed the other four into the drawing room and watched as Barty put the Ouija board on the coffee table and everyone else took a seat on the floor around it. This is going to be a disaster.

Regulus sat down in between Pandora and Dorcas with Evan and Barty on the other side of the round table. They put the board in the middle and were all about to put a finger on the planchette when Barty suddenly jumped up and turned off the lights.

“It’s spookier that way,” Barty shrugged and returned to his spot on the floor. Regulus just shook his head but didn’t say anything.

“What should we ask first?” Pandora asked excitedly.

“Ooh, I know,” Dorcas said and put her finger back on the planchette and waited for everybody else to do the same.

When everyone had a finger on the planchette, Regulus sighed heavily. He was definitely not ready to find out who was haunting his house. He preferred to be blissfully unaware even though Sirius keeps swearing that the place is haunted and doesn’t like to spend a lot of time here, which is why he and Remus got a flat in downtown London and would only occasionally stop by unannounced.

“Are there any spirits in this room?” Dorcas asked, focusing on the board as it started to move slowly toward the yes.

“Who are you?” Evan asked eagerly.

Regulus knew his friends liked the spooky season, especially the closer it got to Halloween but he had never seen them this eager to talk to a spirit. The planchette started moving again and spelt out O-R-I-O-N. Great, his father was haunting him too. Regulus knew Orion had died in the house but he didn’t know how. He was off at school when it happened and he never did get the full story.

“How did you die?” Pandora asked curiously.

P-O-I-S-O-N.

Not surprising. Orion had a lot of enemies when Regulus and Sirius were growing up. There were always secret meetings that they were not privy to going on behind closed doors and last minute business trips to different countries where Orion would be gone for a week at a time.

“Do you know who poisoned you?” Barty asked this time.

Yes.

“Who?” Regulus heard himself ask before he thought about it.

W-A-L-B-U-R-G-A.

So much for a loving marriage. Not that Regulus really believed they loved each other. Lord knows they didn’t love their children. If they did, they had a funny way of showing it. Before anybody could ask the next question the planchette started to spell out something else quickly.

D-I-D N-O-T.

Oh, shit. Did his mother’s spirit just join to fight with his father?

“Who said did not?” Dorcas asked, a little stunned.

W-A-L-B-U-R-G-A.

Well, okay then. Guess this is happening now. As if Regulus didn’t have to hear them fight enough as a child. Now he has to deal with it with their spirits. Fuck his life.

Y-O-U P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D M-E F-O-R M-O-N-T-H-S.

They were barely touching the planchette anymore. It was moving too fast and they could barely keep up with what was being spelt.

“How were you poisoned?” Regulus asked, now more curious than before.

W-H-I-S-K-E-Y.

The next word came before anybody could ask a question.

L-I-E-S.

“Walburga, how did you die?” Pandora asked quickly.

K-N-I-F-E.

“Did you see who did it?” Evan asked. The planchette moved to the no before spelling another word.

I-N T-H-E B-A-C-K.

Okay, so his father was poisoned by his mother and his mother was stabbed in the back. Made sense. Regulus knew they didn’t die a natural death. They were still relatively young, all things considered.

Y-O-U D-E-S-E-R-V-E-D T-H-A-T.

Suddenly another vase went flying across the room and smashed against the wall, the lights started to flicker and the books started to fall off the bookshelf. Nope. Fuck this shit. Regulus was done. He really doesn’t need his parents haunting him anymore. Regulus grabbed the planchette and moved it to Goodbye.

“How the fuck do you end this thing?” Regulus asked angrily.

“You have to thank them and tell them goodbye,” Pandora supplied easily. Of course she would know.

“We thank you for your time and bid you goodbye,” Regulus all but shouted to be heard over the items crashing around the room and glared at Barty who threw his hands up in surrender.

Regulus stood up quickly and went to grab his phone out of his bag before turning back to Barty.

“Sleep with one eye open,” He threatened before hitting send on his phone.

“Hey, love. What’s up?” James asked cheerfully. Regulus could hear Sirius laughing in the background.

“Tell Sirius that we are staying at his flat tonight.” Regulus said firmly without giving him any room to question.

“Okay. Do you want me to come pick you up or are you gonna drive over?” James asked easily.

“Come pick me up. I’m at home.”

“On my way.” James said before hanging up, and Regulus went to pack a bag for them.

@clementinewoolf @cazzythefrogking @thebibutterflyao3 @lavenderhaze @literally-the-prettiest-star @emjayeingray @belowthestarrs @seiworf @maladaptivewriting @multiimoments

[necroangelz]

hi! the streaming angel recently created a Pinterest board for editing resources (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) these r mainly rsrcs that fit into the new editing style shi wants to use. feel free to check it out here! obviously uur free to download anything from the board that uu might use in uur own edits. angel did not create any of these imgz and shi doesn't gatekeep!

guide to the sectionz in the board (ehe angel luvs how pure named them)

" the peeling wallpaper " = wallpapers

" frame me for murder " = frames

" effects of grief and withdrawal " = b&w splash effect thingies

" fuck_these_memories.png " = pngs

[quodekash]

EPISODE 2 BAD BUDDY OS2 LETS GOOOOO im so freaking excited holy hell 

i still cant believe that patpran and earthmix are going to INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER??? AND EXIST IN THE SAME SPACE???? HOLY HELLLLLL 

wait hang on 

will we get longtae?? pls give us longtae i need to see my boy 

WAIT hang on how does this work. how do bad buddy and 1000stars exist in the same space if drake plays korn and also rang. i need to make some kind of murder board of the connections between shows holy hell 

tut tut, phu, you need to take care of yourself for goodness sake 

pran is too autistic for this, he doesnt know how to Social Situation and communicate what he was actually trying to say and now they think he wants to be a teacher 

also im gonna slide past the phutian relationship problems bc i dont want to think about it. my dads are not getting a divorce, and thats final 

hang on. there’s new kids now??? where the hell did they come from? 

tian’s teacher frustration is so real 

autism 

HEY 

LOOK AT THAT 

ACTUAL REPRESENTATION OF SOME KIND 

THATS AWESOME 

I KNEW HE WASNT NEUROTYPICAL 

FJEHSBGKVJREB 

i know ocd is an anxiety disorder but there’s a lot of overlapping symptoms and apparently autistic people are more likely to experience ocd 

and even if its just ocd, im still allowed to hc him as autistic 

but either way HELL YEAH REPRESENTATION AND ITS CANONICAL AND ITS NOT JUST IN HIS HABITS ITS AN ACTUAL CANONICAL DIAGNOSIS GJERBDHBDRT 

MY BOY! 

(definitely didnt completely forget about him) 

his gaydar is going off so much he can smell it (i made the screenshot too big and now phupha in the foreground is making me laugh so hard omg- i swear its the funniest thing ever. im probably tired. its 1:30am) 

THE LOOKS PATPRAN GAVE EACH OTHER WHILE PHUTIAN WERE INTERACTING- THE GAYDARS THE GAYDARS 

(yes, i know they already know about phutian bc of tian’s online diary thingy, but it still counts) 

i wanna read this diary so bad but i cant read thai. and also idk where i would find it. its probably online somewhere. it might be a merch thing. who knows man 

GEHRKDBGV THE FLASHBACKS WHILE HES READING 

IM CRYING 

“why would a good guy come to watch me take a shower?” THE LOOKS PATPRAN JUST GAVE EACH OTHER- OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 

THE LOOKS THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE 

ITS SO FUNNY 

I LOVE THIS 

iconic 

i love everything about this so so so much 

the amount of joy that just this one image brings me? help 

ive been wondering why they keep making those movies 

wait hang on 

guys i think we might actually be onto something 

on another but related note: what do you guys spend 25 minutes doing at 2 in the morning when you should be sleeping? cos apparently i make beautiful atrocities like that. 

anyway. 

theyre like little kids, “he liked me first” “NO HE LIKED ME FIRST” 

this is starting to sound very familiar 

pran screaming at the waterfall reminds me of patpran screaming off the top of the hill at the beach 

THEY ARE PLAYING IN THE WATERRRR I LOVE THEMMMMMM 

“i think they kissed” “agreed” “they certainly did” “i agree” okay they didnt but they absolutely should have and we all wanted them to 

they so in loveeee i love themmmmm 

IM SCREAMING AS QUIETLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN, HOLY HELL THE FREAKING PARALLELS 

hah, you bloody americans, they probably had to google what 18ºC is in fahrenheit, but i, a superior australian, know that that is... warmer than it has been recently. its currently 13º. its really weird, im not used to it getting this cold, even in winter, and winter only technically started two days ago. anyway, enough about abnormal australian weather, back to patpran 

i love them so much 

pat, i- 

HELL YES 

OISHIIIII 

FINALLY 

the kid demanding payment through sips of oishi tea? thats my kinda style 

id adopt that kid if i had to. 

i hate kids 

but ice tea? it bonds people. 

lucky kid 

i rly like this karaoke idea, i was wondering how they were gonna incorporate the ost but i guess pat’s gonna sing it 

P’AUUUU 

I THOUGHT I RECOGNISED HIM IN THE BACKGROUND EARLIER AND I WAS RIGHT 

HELLO P’AU HOW ARE YOU 

“actually, my boyfriend and i also fought about who fell for the other first. but in the end, it isnt important. what matters more is that we love each other” AWWWWBHFGHBR 

OH 

ITS THE SONG 

ITS THAT SONG 

GEIURHGUKERJBGHJK 

YAYYYY PHUTIAN ARE SNUGGLINGGGG 

IM SMILING SO HARD ITS DIFFICULT TO SEE 

i love him 

THE SIGNATURE FISTBUMP RJDGBJR 

i love them 

NOOOOO THEY STILL HAVENT MADE UP, GOSH FREAKING DARNNIT 

ooooo phu vs pat drinking challenge, this’ll be fun 

i really like how the young ones are giving advice to the older ones for a change, its very nice. and also just goes to show how powerful patpran are 

omg this kid is everywhere, i love him 

the pure RELIEF when they both see that they are, in fact, wearing pants. 

BRO THAT WAS STRESSFUL 

PRAN NEARLY DIED 

its so funny to me how intense the music is rn 

OF FREAKING COURSE 

well at least we know that means we’ll get more patpran next week, we dont have to say goodbye to them today 

anyway that was wonderful, its 3am and i feel fine currently, cant wait to feel like a dead banana peel tomorrow, goodnight folks, see you next time! 

[alydra]

Poured a whole mug of heavily honeyed tea into my fancy mechanical keyboard today.

Got it all cleaned up, keys washed and dried, everything properly handled because I know how not to murder tech.

Now, if the board is fried, that's that. Can't fix that.

...

Cut to some hours later, here I am typing on my clean and reassembled keyboard. It seems to be fine. I've tested everything I can think of to test. Saved my gaming keyboard. Great!

45 minutes later...

My music starts playing and pausing on its own, muting and unmuting itself. The logical part of my brain says that the play/pause and volume thingy got just fried enough to be causing issues.

Not going to listen to logic, though. I have decided there is a ghost in my machine, and his name is Clyde, and he likes to troll me while pausing the thing I am singing along with just to irk me.

[mmmfanfiction]

I havvveeee a horror movie idea concept thingy.

Our protagonist, Heidi and her friends go up to the mountains for a while. It’s their second year of collage and they want to do something to celebrate Heidi’s 21st birthday. They rent out a hotel in a rather old fashioned (and kind of creepy) town, planning to go further up the mountain the next day, however a snowstorm traps them all in the hotel. At first it’s all fun ‘woo a few more days of vaycay!’ But the group starts to realize that after a few days, everyone in the hotel is just… gone. On one day the group wakes up to one of the friends, May, missing. Everyone starts frantically searching for her but it’s like she never existed. They Mays best friend Nora goes missing a few days later, and everyone’s panic ensues. Then Aster goes missing a few more days later. Only two are left, Manaka and Heidi. They still stick together. After all, everyone’s known eachother since boarding school, so it’s not like they’d just betray eatchother randomly, right? Three days after Aster went missing the power cuts out, and Manaka snaps, screaming how they’re going to die out here, and before Heidi and stop her Manaka ran out to find some form of life… she… doesn’t return. Heidi manages to stay alive despite the freezing, waiting for her friend in fragile hope. This is where the story frays. In one ending, a boy and his mother sneak into the hotel. Heidi quickly takes him in, takes care of him, savoring herself from being alone. When one day she finds the mother murdered with a mysterious man above her.

“you! It’s you who took them!”

In a rage Heidi picks up a lamp, charging at him yelling all sorts of profanities as her eyes well up. The man urges her to calm down, but she doesn’t listen. However it’s the little boy who tugs Heidi from her rage.

“He was protecting us.”

the boy explains how the mother went back on the promise to the man, and so he killed her. Heidi was still.. pissed but whatever. The man then explains that he promised not to hurt anyone as long as the mother was nice to the boy, who saved his life. He then explained that this storm wasn’t normal.

“I’ve lived in these mountains my whole life, and nothing like this has ever happened.”

so, the boy, the man, and Heidi go out together, to find what started this, and to see who might be alive. The screen pans out, showing all around them, how small they are, then showing that all around the world, everything is frozen. Their hope is futile. It is up to the audience weather a monster was picking off the friends, or it was because they went outside that they had died.

In the second ending, Heidi spots the boy outside, alone. She goes out to him, but he runs, and Heidi pursues. She ends up in a snowy clearing alone, forest the only thing for miles around. Suddenly someone jumps out from behind her with a knife, ready to kill, but Heidi resists, and she resists hard. It is revealed that the killer had been set free when the snowstorm shut down the prison and gave him a chance to escape, and the boy was helping him, leading Heidi here. Nora and May had froze to death, while the killer got rid of Aster and Manaka, used them for food. Heidi managed to kill the damn bastard with a rock, stumbling back, and descending down the mountain, leaving the boy to die. She didn’t care. Safety was just a short walk away. If they just took that short walk…. One simple decision… and maybe this wouldn’t have happened.

[sergeantsporks]

Oh boy, get ready, it got a bit out of hand

List of Cherry safe board games:

Calico (you make a quilt so cats can nap on it, can't really fight others besides steal a quilt bit they wanted, can also be played alone)

Sagrada (similar to Calico except you make a stained glass window, also playable alone)

Tokaido (who can have the best time in Japan)

Wingspan (bird Yugioh, also playable alone)

Glow (collect light and make friends who may die but not the point to kill them off)

Tokaido (there is a garderner that grows bamboo and a panda that eats the bamboo and it's absolutely adorable)

Kingdomino (you pick up dominos and make your kingdom)

Dragomino (like kingdomino except with dragon eggs)

Catan, actually (you just make cities and roads, you don't fight or conquer anything)

Azul (you take tiles and build your floor, or chocolates for a box, or like flowers for a garden, depends on the version)

Quarto (like a weird chess tiktak toe thingy? I can't explaij it without Fully going into the rules)

Corridor (similar to Quarto)

Ohanami (build a garden based on numbers)

Tako cat goat cheese pizza (the silliest, a lot of slamming hands on table over other people's hands)

Mind you, as chill of a premise some of these have, it fully depends on the players if it will be nice and relaxing, or if you'll want murder, I've witnessed a man have a mini breakdown over not being able to get the right piece in Calico

Additionally, a list of a few more Cherry unsafe boardgames:

Exploding Kittens

The age of war

Hanabi (maybe not, you just make a fireworks show and work with your friends, dunno how much he'd mind that)

Awwwwwwwww those sound relaxing (although yeah. there are definitely grims who would make it a living nightmare to play these, and others would have the mental breakdowns halfway through). I think he'd have the most fun with the building ones, where there's a tangible end goal that he can work towards piece by piece.