#muph

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

cast reactions from a few eps of aso

[akocomyk]

Fearless Forecast, 2024 edition

With just a few hours before the coronation night, and having less than a day to prepare. ‘Coz I’m busy at work and... Empire PH just can’t finish a damn edition without f*cking something up.

Anyway. Keeping with my tradition, here are my top picks for the crown of Miss Universe Philippines 2024.

And can I just say… This year’s competition is an epic bardagulan. The quality of candidates have leveled up since the past years—which is actually good for us pageant fans and quite disheartening from the point of view of the candidates, knowing that only one woman would earn the right to wear the Philippine sash in the Miss Universe stage later this year. There are many candidates who deserve to win the crown, and many candidates who deserve at least a spot on the Top 20. And yeah, I know there are four other titles at stake, but only one will be MUPH.

My Top 5

If any of them wins the crown, I won’t question it.

Quezon Province • Taguig • Bacoor • Bulacan • UK

Quezon Province was the front-runner from the beginning and she did not disappoint. If Miss Universe is happening tomorrow, we can send her and we would still have high chances of winning our 5th crown. My only concern with her is her communication skills because other contenders could eat her up in this round.

Taguig. The veteran. And it shows. This can both be negative or positive, but it’s so evident that she’s a pro at what she’s doing and she exudes a queenly aura without having to do as much as the other candidates do.

I liked Bacoor back in 2021, and I like her even more now. When everyone’s performance feels so manufactured, she has this easy and genuine glow about her and it’s so beautiful to witness. I never thought that she’d be dangerous, but she is.

Bulacan is the black girl that deserves more attention. Really. I’ve noticed her since the pre-pageant activities, and I don’t know why people haven’t been talking about her as much. Now it feels like everyone just saw her for the first time.

United Kingdom is the best candidate from a Filipino community abroad. She speaks and performs well, and if she can’t win a crown, she at least deserves to be on the top. I never expected to put her up this high, seeing how she did in the previous activities, but I saw her growth and she now has a fighting chance for the crown.

The Next Five

Cainta • Palawan • Iloilo • Florida • Cavite

Any of these five can pull a surprise come finals night.

Iloilo is in the Top 5 of all challenges—she has the biggest fanbase, from the looks of it—so she’s definitely a shoo-in for the finals, and though I like that she toned down her walk on her preliminary performance, I still feel like it’s bordering Miss Grand.

Cainta is the beautifully manufactured barbie doll. She did well on all segments of the competition, but I kinda feel it’s not authentic.

Palawan, Florida, and Cavite are the very pleasant surprises and I don’t see any reason for them not to be in the finals.

Yet Another Five

Australia • Bantayan Island • Cebu • Baguio • Naic

Cebu and Baguio are the most popular girls here, and I was expecting a lot from them, but I was let down. Still, I think they’ve done enough to be in the finals.

Australia, Bantayan Island, and Naic are the darkhorses. People should pay more attention to them.

My Other Notable Favorites

When I tabulated my scores for the preliminary competition, I kept saying, “Oh my god,” on repeat because there were some fan-favorite girls who were left out. And then… those on 18th to 25th places were on a tie. 😅

Anyway…

Hawaii, Pasig, Tacloban, Zambales and Laguna all gave memorable performances. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’d also see Southern California, Northern California, Mandaue and Davao City in the finals.

[jamesabelc]

With Kenneth Aniban

[onenettvchannel]

BALITANG SHOWBIZ: Negros Island Region fails to make on top at the Miss Universe: Philippines 2023

PASAY, MANILA -- In a fierce competition at Miss Universe: Philippines 2023, both Negros Oriental and Occidental (part of Negros Island Region) did not hold the top position Saturday night (May 13th, 2023 -- Manila local time) at the ShoeMart Mall of Asia Arena in Pasay City, Metro Manila. 25 y/o named Vanessa Maria Yuson-Matzeit of Sibulan, Negros Oriental failed to make the Top 18, while 22 y/o named Jan Marie Bordon of Bacolod, Negros Occidental failed to make the Top 5.

In an exclusive radio report of DWFH-FM 97.7mhz's Radyo Bandera: Sweet FM Dumaguete and DYQU-FM 103.9mhz's Radyo Bandera: Sweet FM Bacolod, Matzeit is known for a Filipina-German to be moved from a main home country of Germany to Sibulan town of Negros Oriental, which is not independently verified to OneNETnews.

While Bordon was based in Bacolod City, Negros Occidental known also from the City of Smiles.

Despite this setback, the Philippines was still happy when Michelle Marquez Dee, female daughter of Melanie Marquez was recently won and took the coveted crown. Representing Makati City in Metro Manila, Michelle wowed the judges with her grace, poise and wit, earning her own national title of a beauty pageant event.

The competition was a tense affair with 40 talented contestants vying for the crown. The event was watched by millions of fans nationwide, who cheered on their favorite contestants in hopes of seeing their country's representative in the Philippines to take home the crown.

It is particularly important occasion when Miss Universe 2023 is expected to take place in El Salvador later this year. This is the first time the competition has taken place in this Central American country, which is known for its beautiful landscapes, customs and vibrant culture.

In the end, Michelle achieves her sweet success to represent Makati alone and the Philippines is proud to see her represent their country at Miss Universe 2023.

With her beauty, intelligence, and confidence -- aside from the Negros Island Region's participation, Makati is ready to conquer the world stage and bring home the coveted Miss Universe crown, aside for our Negrosanons in full supportive country.

SCREENGRAB COURTESY: ABS-CBN Entertainment via YT LIVE Video BACKGROUND PROVIDED BY: Tegna

SOURCE: *https://www.facebook.com/100071812950815/posts/256402486763515 [Referenced FB News Article via DWFH-FM 97.7mhz's RBSFM: Dumaguete, per reports from Bhoy Jubane Pilonggo] *https://www.facebook.com/100083436542869/posts/228181169973100 [Referenced FB PHOTO via RBSFM: Bacolod] *https://digicastnegros.com/bacolods-bet-makes-it-to-top-10-in-miss-universe-philippines-tilt/ [Referenced News Article via Digicast Negros] *https://www.facebook.com/100064597604021/posts/632884818874766 [Referenced FB PHOTO via Eventologie] *https://ent.abs-cbn.com/articles-news/makati-citys-michelle-marquez-dee-is-miss-universe-philippines-2023-19735 [Referenced News Article via ABS-CBN News] *https://www.thenationalnews.com/lifestyle/fashion/2023/01/15/miss-universe-2023-to-take-place-in-el-salvador/ [Referenced News Article via The National of United Arab Emirates News Bureau] *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnhxXjGX6Q [Referenced YT Video #1 via Empire Philippines] *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrXZdaA9B8 [Referenced YT Video #2 via Empire Philippines] *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxa-dhRSGvs [Referenced YT Video #3f via Empire Philippines] *https://www.angelopedia.com/news/Miss-Universe-Philippines-2023-Top-40-Vanessa-Maria-Yuson-Matzeit-Delegates-Contestants-Miss-Universe-2023/56240 [Referenced Biography Article #1 via Angelopedia] *https://www.angelopedia.com/news/Miss-Universe-Philippines-2023-Top-40-Jan-Marie-Bordon-Delegates-Contestants-Miss-Universe-2023/56215 [Referenced Biography Article #2 via Angelopedia] *https://www.angelopedia.com/news/Miss-Universe-Philippines-2023-Top-40-Michelle-Marquez-Dee-Delegates-Contestants-Miss-Universe-2023/56247 [Referenced Biography Article #3f via Angelopedia] and *https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y3U6WZs2-0 [Referenced YT LIVE Video via ABS-CBN Entertainment]

-- OneNETnews Team

[angelofviscera]

she's so sylvanian families 2011 macavity cat baby coded

[propersydny]

breaking from my teen high defenders sidequest to scrEAM ABOUT THE NEVERAFTER EP OH MY GOD ?? AND NEXT EPISODE ????? IM GOING TO SCREAM

[thewhizzyhead]

filipino twitter unites to reach its glorious messy-as-fuck peak when it comes to two things: the clownery of ph politics and everything about miss universe

[normanblogs]

MUPH sa EB

Catch us in today’s #BawalJudgmental segment of Eat Bulaga! Show starts at 12noon. As a prelude to the start of #MUPHsaEB, our guesting revolved around Pageant Coaching/Mentoring. Together with #PageantCoach Shandy Montecarlo Lim, #PasarelaExpert Ian Mendajar and former Bb. Pilipinas titleholder Marina Benipayo (now TV actress), we each went through the usual drill of telling about our special…

[wildcasualhair]

✷ drunk in love

cw: nsfw content, fem reader, mentions of piv, i dont speak great English so some words might be used wrong, etc.

over spring break you watched a few “videos” to get a better idea of what you and luke should be doing in bed because i mean neither of you are very experienced so you wanted to try some new things so when you got back to camp you suggested a new position to luke and he was more than happy to oblige.

it wasn't anything like super crazy though, just that your lower back was raised off the bed by your pretty pink pillows, allowing luke to cock to hit deeper.

his thrust were slow, caluclated, drawing little whimpers from you with each thrust. he was asking you something, however you have turned into a cock-drunk mess. his question struggling to resonate in your mind. all you could focus on was the rhythmic squeak of your bunk, the coil in you stomach threatening to break, his fingers digging into the flesh of your hips already leaving bruises…

and then everything stilled. there was a foreign pressure on your lower abdomen. the sensation sending goosebumps throughout your body, your warm walls instantly clenching as your eyes shot open to be met with him already staring at you.

"that got your attention, huh baby?”

"luke...wha–" you could only let out a whine as he did it again, you clenched around him making him let out a choked moan.

"look," you did as you were told and followed your gaze down until you saw it. there was a small bump protruding from the skin of your tummy. your eyes widened as he thrusted his hips forward to demonstrate, his cock visibly moving inside you. "looks like my dicks about to break ya open” he chuckled.

he began to thrust his hips forward again, using his finger to trace the outline over your stomach, enchanted by the sight of his dick ramming into you. “lu-muph!”

“awh did i fuck my poor baby dumb?” he cooed as he pressed down on your stomach again and this time you saw stars, toes curling as your jaw dropped , you’ve never came so hard before. so i guess it was safe to say your little research helped.

authors note: again im sorry if the english is bad :) also tell me why i was helping my parents at their restaurant and one of the customers mocked my accent while i was taking their order and the thing is we live in hawaii and like you could tell they were tourists so like who has the audacity to mock someone who actually lives hear when you on our land which we dont even want you on like wtf (i have a spanish accent but still) also i saw something like this with this like idea but i think it was for nate jacobs (is that his name?!?)or something idk credits to them i guess

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[rabbitsinwonderland]

hi riey

hi... muph

[timelessxmemories]

Lay laying on you… and a avoiding class… because I ha hate the teacher… muph..

Laying right back on you.!!! -Sergeant. Hollowes

My wife keeps laying on people, everyone accept for me :( -Hawkeye Pierce

[akocomyk]

Anong masasabi mo sa resulta ng Miss Universe Philippines? 🤔

Hi Anon!

Michelle DESERVES it.

In the early days of the competition, I honestly didn’t want her to win and genuinely hated her idea of rejoining. You can ask my friends, ‘coz they all know how much I constantly said, “Ayoko kay Makati.” Regardless of my hatred for her, I placed her in my Top 5 predictions kasi I can feel na lalaban siya. Pero originally, I was rooting for Bohol and Pampanga (Cavite at third, kaso she didn’t shine during finals).

Michelle also deserves the Best in Evening Gown Award. A lot of people are saying that some other candidate deserved that award, but I beg to differ. Yes, there were more elaborate, more sparkly, and more flashy gowns, but always remember that it’s the girl that’s being judged. Maraming tao kasi nagfofocus lang sa design ng gown, eh yung presentation naman ang jinu-judge talaga. Di naman to “Evening Gown Design Competition.”

When Michelle came out in that black Mark Bumgarner gown, I was wowed. As in. Like, it took my breath away haha. It was elegance and class. Very queenly. Sabi ko, “Shit, ang lakas ng laban nito against kay Pauline. Deliks na yung bet ko.”

On Top 5… 1st Round I think maganda ang sagot ni Pampanga and Zambales, so-so kay Pau and Michelle. 2nd Round goes to Bohol and Makati. I think Baguio was forgettable in both her answers. Zambales was just spewing rehashed words nung 2nd round.

So at the end, I was hoping for Makati, Bohol or Pampanga. Any of them could win and I won’t even complain. Eh three titles din naman, so… sa kanila na lang yung titles.

Then… ayun nga yung results. I thought Pampanga deserves a title, instead of being 2nd Runner-up. (Although rumors say na baka sumali sya ulit next year). Zambales deserves 1st Runner-up, pero she should join Miss Grand Philippines kasi mas suited sya dun (Cebu Province din, parang mas bagay dun). And then… ayun. I’m happy that Pauline will still get a chance to represent the country in an international pageant.

In the end, MUPH 2023 finals night is like… Michelle Dee trying to prove her detractors wrong, like how she proved me wrong, and showing everyone that she is capable of representing the Philippines again.

[someoctober]

muph is bullyingme for my genius pposting and im sad i thought she was my friend

NOOOOO :( thisis so devastating you just have to win her over with even better posts

[jams-sims]

So sexy inspector gadget I wanna fight Muph.

[dysaniadisorder]

just registered that muph took disadvantage in survival because riz "isnt taking care of himself like he should"

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