#mun: this made me gigglesnort ngl. you better run though; drusus is gonna get you!
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knuckles-and-knives · 10 months ago
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Hey boys, do you want cake?
(The cake is a lie, I put razor blades in it.)
Keme smiled widely at the offer. He happily took the cake, completely unaware of the razor blades in the cake. He had been given food and gifts like this by strangers before, being a Warrior of Light, so this wasn't a first; but he loved it.
"Thanks!" He thanked you with a grin.
Drusus, however, was suspicious. Like Keme, being a Warrior of Light, he had been given food and gifts before, but the way you grinned put him on edge.
Keme set the cake on a nearby table and cut a small piece with his knife, before he opened his mouth to eat it. That was when Drusus saw the telltale signs of something... metal, in the cake.
"Babe, no--" Drusus tried to warn, but it was too late; the moment Keme bit into the sweet, he screamed, his mouth full of cake, razor blades, and blood.
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