#mumen/garou

[batneko]

I apologize for blorboposting with a prokopetz quote but it wouldn't leave my brain.

(insert obligatory "well stop sucking it like an idiot then" joke here)

[anonymousedward]

Happy birthday to @batneko ! Have some mumarou in the same verse as last year's gift!

[corinadraws]

Stickers available on my shop!

[piecklette]

I wish they were real.

[orionzzz]

One Punch Man Stickers I made!

[no1monstersimp]

Flirting in OPM is so weird, like what is this???

[underqualified-human]

King, Saitama, Garou, Metal bat, and Mumen Rider: Short, Strong, Goth gf

→ Request: Hello may I request king, saitama, garou, Metal bat, and mumen rider from one punch man, that has a 5’2 goth female s/o and is very powerful with fluff, If you can’t then that’s okay but have a great day/afternoon/night :) 

→ A/N: First time writing for Mumen Rider, sorry if it’s not good

→ Warnings:

→ Fandom: One Punch Man

→ Genre: Headcanons

→ Pronouns: She/Her

Saitama:

A little bit impressed by how strong you are

Might ask you to spar with him, but is also nervous about accidentally killing you so he backs out of actually asking

Thinks your style is pretty cool

Goes clothes shopping with you, but won’t buy anything for you [maybe as a birthday/Christmas gift]

Doesn't really think much of your height, but will tease you if you need help reaching something [i say this as a 5’1 bitch myself]

King:

You + King = ‘He asked for no pickels’

Finds out about your strength and just goes ‘protect me please’

Your vibes and his reputation make you guys a power couple in the public eye [you are]

Holds you in his lap while playing video games [after much mirror-peptalk]

Metal Bat/Baddo:

Public power couple 2

Actually spars with you [it's his love language]

Likes to go shopping with you whenever he has time

Probably brings Zenko with you on the shopping trips as well

You being strong brings him a large amount of comfort, both because you can protect yourself and because you can help protect Zenko

Willing to get into fights if anyone insults your height

Mumen Rider:

‘He asks for no pickles’ part 2

Is actually really inspired by you, whether you’re a hero or not

Was actually slightly intimidated by you at first

Isn't really into goth fashion, but is still supportive of you 

Doesn't care at all about your height

Garou:

Honestly, he would be interested in experimenting with his fashion sense

Thinks your vibes are cool

The asshole that makes jokes about your height

Also spars with you as a love language, but more so to show off to you

[tisbis]

One-Punch Man if it was epic... aka OPM if it was a harem anime

[rants-about-opm]

Murata: Garou and Metal Bat are made for each other

Me: Gay

Murata: No. They just vibrate well together.

Me: Yeah, gay.

Murata: Incorrect. They play off each other seamlessly, they are their best selves when they are near each other, like caramel and chocolate, their unique abilities are amplified ten fold when they are in each other's presence, these two are a well oiled machine that keenly understands itself even if it doesn't know it yet.

Me: ...How about we talk about Genos and Saitama instead?

Murata: Ah, yes. Genos and Saitama are made for each other-

[opm-twitter]

[heylookomegas]

One punch Boys and how they feel about being pregnant

King

Did you say “Valid as fuck excuse to retire from heroing”? Because that’s what he heard.

This man would be popping bottles if it wouldn’t hurt his new internal tamagotchi.

Immediately sends a mass email telling everyone he knows from the association so they won’t worry when he doesn’t show up to meetings. (And also so they don’t ask him to.)

Because of his previous career as a hero and living below his means for so long he has quite a lot of money saved up and is quick to make an elaborate budget and start looking up larger residences. 

His general reaction will be positive regardless of whether he’s happily married and the baby was planned or if this was the result of a random hook up.

The only things that change are his nanny budget and what he tells the press. If this was a hookup baby then he’s telling every reporter that asks about the father that they were an “Anonymous donor” which isn’t really a lie, technically.

Zombieman

*Deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Immediately rushes to the doctor, not to get rid of it but to make sure his powers aren’t going to mess with the baby.

The answer is yes and no. His regenerative powers are causing seriously accelerated cell growth, but his reproductive system has dealt with that by splitting the initial zygote into multiple babies and growing them faster than normal. Repeat screaming.

He’s only going through with this if he’s already mated and moved in with his alpha, otherwise it would be totally irresponsible of him to keep multiple babies.

He loves his kids more than anything but he 100% has the worst pregnancy experience, all the symptoms are magnified, all the medicine he’s given doesn’t get processed properly by his body so it’s useless, he gets so hungry so fast he almost takes a bite out of his alpha and suddenly everyone is allergic to minding their own damn business.

Ends up taking something more like an extended vacation than retiring, he recovers from everything too quickly to justify to himself not going out and saving people.

Genos

Has to have a test tube baby since he’s basically just a brain in a hunk of metal.

Thank you Dr. Kuseno for your volunteering to help with this project.

And thank you house of evolution for the involuntary donation of your research.

Genos is psyched btw.

Saitama

“Damn, this is gonna be expensive.” 

Has a very delayed reaction to the whole thing, it’s totally possible it won’t fully sink in that he’s a mom until he’s holding a whole baby in his arms.

In the meantime he’s just living his life about the same as he always was minus alcohol and sushi.

He’ll be 8 months pregnant and punching aliens into oblivion.

Wins award for most clueless new mom. Maternal instincts of a brick this one.

Mumen Rider

WORRIED

Worried about cost, worried about danger, worried about birth plans, worried about birth defects, worried worried worried!

Someone please calm him down before he spirals into the center of the earth.

He’s going to need serious emotional support from his alpha and a lot of meditation apps.

Under all the anxiety he is happy, he’s always wanted a baby and well there’s never truly a right time is there?

Is there???

Garou

Goes from “Oh my god my life is ruined!” To “My baby is gonna be cooler than ALL ya’lls babies!” In like a week.

He just needed time to figure out how to fit a baby into his life mentally(if not practically.)

Has no idea what he’s doing but like a true Gen Z parent he’s doing what the internet tells him to.

Googling “Who has the happiest kids?” Followed by “Netherlands parenting” followed by “How to routine”

Garou honestly has to double check he’s still pregnant once in a while, his body doesn’t start noticeably changing until the final trimester and his symptoms are very mild. He didn’t even have any kind of morning sickness.

Fully committed to giving birth at home in his bathtub because he thinks the government will show up to take his baby and train it to be a super soldier or something and he’ll never see them again. Saitama said that “sounds like something the government would do.” While they were randomly getting udon together one day. Saitama’s emails from the hero association get a lot more passive aggressive after that, not that he notices.

[batneko]

a little mumarou role swap AU!

[opmshitposts]

[gremlinade-juice]

[piecklette]

OPM Characters (Tik Tok Trend)

I remember people doing this with JJK & AoT, so I wanted to do it with OPM🥰

I feel like I forgot somebody IDK

[ciaossu-imagines]

ONE PUNCH MAN MASTERLIST

Garou

Reaction to his s/o walking up the aisle

With a superpowered s/o

With an A-Class Hero s/o

Genos

Pros and cons to having sex with him

Relationship & NSFW headcanons

How would he deal with being in love with Saitama's s/o

King

Metal Bat

Accidentally hurting his s/o scenario

NSFW headcanons

Assorted headcanons

Reaction to his s/o walking up the aisle

Mumen Rider

Zombieman

Saitama

Favourite holiday dish

Fluff with his s/o headcanons

The worst pun he can think of

Relationship headcanons

As a parent

Losing his virginity

Being high headcanons

NSFW headcanons

Reaction to a s/o who doesn't want to be intimate because they're hairy

Ideal partner headcanons

Taking his s/o on a date scenario

With a superpowered s/o

Meeting someone who can withstand his punches

Taking a s/o's virginity

How would he deal with being in love with Genos' s/o

Sweet Mask

Speed o' Sound Sonic

NSFW headcanons

NSFW headcanons

Falling in love headcanons

With an A-Class Hero s/o

Tatsumaki

Fluff with her s/o headcanons

Pet peeves, things she collects & worst childhood fear