#multicoloured lights with someone youre not gonna see in person again for a long time. its a communal experience

[driftwooddestiel]

just had the going away party for my friend whos moving to america…. sniffles and sobs. we gave her a mini prom and a fake contract of friendship and a diploma from the college of friendship with a graduation cap which we all signed and then a fake club in the garage w/ another friend DJ-ing and we played fein so. so. so many times. & we all wrote letters for her to read on the plane

[simping-for-fives]

Coru-snow

Get it? Like Coruscant, but with snow at the end instead. Forgive me for the title. 

This is for @threetinyshinies​ as part of the @starwarssecretsanta​ event. I really hope you like it!! I debated for a long time whether to have a The Mandalorian era fic or a TCW era fic, but I noticed you’ve been posting a lot of Coruscant Guard art!! So I went with that. Happy Holidays!! xox

Thank you @lilhawkeye3​ for organising all this. I had so much fun.

Summary: Commander Fox and Lieutenant Thire experience Coruscant’s South Pole for the first time. Will Fox allow himself some holiday fun? Let’s see. 

Warnings: I couldn’t find any descriptions or images of the South Pole, other than it is popular with tourists and that there are tauntauns there. So I kinda just did my own thing with it. 

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 “Wow!” Thire exclaimed via his private helmet comlink to Fox. “It’s hard to believe we’re still on Coruscant.”

Fox scanned the snowy surroundings, taking in the white landscape. The frosty air had no effect on him thanks to his vacuum sealed undersuit and the cold assault armour he had been given for this mission. Fox is still getting used to the heavier armour, but he is grateful for the extra protection from the elements.

It’s like nothing he has ever seen before. At least not in person. He knew Coruscant had a South Pole covered in ice caps, one of the few areas of the planet where natural beauty prevailed, but he never thought he would actually see it one day. Fox could not deny the fact that the landscape was breath-taking however, he wished it were not so packed with tourists. There were tourists wrapped in thick clothing as far as the eye could see and multiple cabin style buildings, of varying sizes, dotted the landscape.

“I don’t get why we had to be the ones to guard Senator Chuchi on her trip here. They should’ve sent someone else. I’d be a lot more useful back in the city.” Fox replied, omitting the fact he was secretly glad for the change of scenery.

“They must’ve thought you needed a holiday the most.” Thire teased, causing Fox to roll his eyes to the high heavens under his helmet.

“Gentlemen, what do you think of this place?” Riyo beamed. “Reminds me of Orto Plutonia. Only with more people.”

Fox and Thire immediately switched out of their private comlink.

“It’s beautiful, Senator. Though I must say, I normally prefer tropical destinations.” Thire joked, gaining a laugh from Riyo.

“It’s...different.” said Fox, his reply as cool as the surroundings.

“I’m sure it is for you, Commander. But I do hope you and Lieutenant Thire are able to have some fun while you’re here. I promise I won’t tell.” she chuckled and Thire joined. Fox, however, chose to pretend he had not heard the last part.

“Let’s go inside, senator. You have a meeting to prepare for.” Fox finally said.

~~~~~~~

Senator Chuchi’s meeting with the Pantoran officials appeared to be going well based on the laughter emanating from the room. Fox and Thire stood guard in the corridor, alongside a few Pantoran guards.

A few minutes later, Riyo and the Pantorans walked out. Each taking it in turns to bid each other a good night. When it was just the three of them left in the corridor, Riyo turned to speak to the brothers.

“You’re allowed the rest of the night off.” Riyo smiled. “Before you say no, I just want to remind you that I won’t be without protection. I have Pantoran guards here. I would like you gentlemen to explore this place before you must return to the confines of the senate building. Maybe even ride a tauntaun?”

Fox immediately responded before Thire could accept. “With all due respect Senator, I don’t think it would be wise to leave you with guards we haven’t personally vetted.”

“Commander, I assure you, these guards have gone through the most scrutinous of vetting processes. I will be safe. I insist you take this time off. I will not be giving you any duties for the rest of the night whether you accept or not.”

“Thank you, Senator, we’ll-”

“-Have an early night. We’ll be in our room should you need us.” Fox interrupted Thire before stalking off.

“Don’t worry Senator. I’ll somehow persuade him to allow himself to have some fun.” Thire promised, excitement oozing from his words.

~~~~~~~

“C’mon Fox, make the most out of it. You might never get this opportunity again.”

“I said no, Thire.”

“Why though? You have no reason to say no.”

“Yeah, I do. What if something happens while we’re not here? We’ll be the ones in trouble. Not her.”

Thire stared at Fox, unable to think of a reply fast enough. Fox had a point.

“Look-” Fox said gently. “-if you want to go, then you can. But one of us has to be here.”

“Nah it’s okay. Wouldn’t be fun without you, vod. Maybe we can play a few card games instead?”

Thire attempted to mask his disappointment, but nothing escaped Fox regarding his brother’s mood. He found himself feeling guilty despite his belief that his decision was the right one. Maybe it wasn’t. It wasn’t often opportunities liked this arisen for a clone and yet he was so ready to disregard it. Fox knew he was in for another night of tossing and turning.

~~~~~~~

Deep snores permeated from Thire, though that was not the reason Fox found it difficult to sleep. It was Thire’s crushing disappointment that resonated in his ears. He does not want his brothers to have to miss out because of him.

Fox looked at the chrono and groaned. It was late. Or early depending on how you looked at it. And he had not gotten even a minute of sleep. There was only one way that was going to change.

He made his way to Thire’s bed and shook him awake. Not that much effort was needed. Thire awoke alert and concerned.

“What’s wrong? Are you okay? Is Senator Chuchi safe?”

“Everything’s fine.” Fox reassured him. “I need you to put your armour on. We’re going outside.”

“What? Why?”

“To have fun.”

Thire’s mouth broke into a large grin and a high-pitched squeal escaped his lips. Fox could not hold back a laugh at that, and he sincerely hoped the people in the neighbouring room were not awoken by it.

~~~~~~~

Freshly fallen snow crunched under his boots. It was a strange feeling walking on ground he sunk into. What was previously populated with tourists during the day, was now empty. The surroundings silent for the most part. It would have been eerie if it were not for the warm toned lamps and multicoloured lights that dotted the area. Fox knew all the stalls would have closed for the night, but he did not think it would have been this empty.

“This is great.” Thire grinned. Neither of them had their helmets on now, opting for woolly hats instead as per Thire’s wish. The night air was brutally cold, and Fox felt it bite his face, but he was determined to keep his helmet off for the time being.

“Great? It’s dead.”

“Yeah, which is perfect for us.” Thire said cheerfully. “We get to play in the snow! Just like in the holomovies.”

He bent to the ground and collected a small mound of snow that he rolled into a ball. Without warning he aimed it at Fox’s face, and it hit true to target, causing Fox to sputter. Ah, that’s why he didn’t want me to wear my helmet Fox thought to himself.

“SNOWBALL FIGHT!” Thire screamed.

“You’re gonna regret that Thire!” Fox bellowed, his laughter betraying the fact he was not mad.

Fox and Thire began collecting and shaping snow. Both trying to aim for the other’s face. Fox’s mind drifted to battle strategies that might help him, but it was hard to focus when snowballs repeatedly hit his face. Thire was winning. Maybe he was winning because his mind was not occupied with strategy. Rather, he was focused on the moment and living in it. Fox decided to let go and allow himself some happiness. Like Thire said, he might never get this opportunity again.

~~~~~~~

“Okay, okay.” Thire breathed heavily. “I think it’s a draw.”

“You wish!” Fox laughed.

“There are no winners or losers in snowball fights, ner vod.”

“You weren’t saying that when you were winning.”

Thire and Fox’s eyes met and neither of them spoke for a few moments. Until they both burst out into uncontrollable laughter. Surely someone must have heard them by now, but neither cared if they had. This was their time to play catchup on the things civvies took for granted.

“Hey, Thire.”

“Yeah?”

“Do you wanna build a snowman?”

[riversofmars]

Oh I'd love to see your take on 13 drunk out of her mind! I think she'd be all over River just cuddling her to her doom

Finally getting round to this, sorry lovely Anon, I love this request so I wanted to do it justice! I did turn a bit darker than what you probably imagined as I also took the other anon into account that asked about the Doctor’s dark tendencies... So you’re getting really Drunk! and slightly SelfDestructive!Doctor all in one. Hope you like it!

Ship: River/13

Rating: M (nothing all that bad but it does insinuate a lot...)

Word Count: 1500

The Doctor downed her drink in one go and waved at the bartender for another. Maldovan brandy was sharp and burned but it certainly did the trick. The Doctor didn’t like alcohol in any of its forms, so she figured she might as well go for the strong stuff to get the desired effect. She couldn’t even remember the last time she had had a drink, but she knew if she had enough of it, she might be able to drown her sorrow for the time being. Just not feel and think for a while… she was willing to try anything at this point. 

Since she had escaped from the Jadoon prison, she had wandered time and space aimlessly, trying to make sense of what had happened on Gallifrey. All the death and destruction that she was inevitably responsible for, doubting herself, her own existence and identity. She wasn’t exactly coping very well. She needed a break. Just one night of not thinking, not feeling, before she could face her troubles again in the morning. She downed another drink, she wasn’t sure how many she had had by this point but she was certainly feeling the effect. She struggled for coherent thought, stumbling a little as she requested one more drink for good measure. 

She looked around as she waited. Music was pulsing loudly from the speakers, the club was dark, only illuminated by bursts of multicoloured lighting and UV that bounced off the colourful outfits of the university students all around. The Doctor noticed in amusement how the rainbow on her t-shirt and her yellow braces lit up. She’d left her coat in the TARDIS, it was far too hot and sweaty in here. The Doctor scanned the crowd again.

“You looking for someone?“ A voice called over the music making the Doctor jump. She looked around and found herself face to face with the person she had been looking for. At last. 

“You could say that.“ The Doctor grinned, unable to keep the excitement from her features. 

“Well that’s disappointing.“ River Song looked her up and down appreciatively, not even remotely hiding her interest. She waved at the bartender who just set the Doctor’s drink down. 

“No, I mean, I’m… I’m not waiting for someone, I’m…“ The Doctor stuttered. It was her she had been looking for of course, she didn’t want her thinking she was waiting for someone else. They had barely exchanged two lines and she’d already messed up. River raised an eyebrow at her nervous reaction and turned to face her properly now.

“So who or what are you looking for?“ She smirked and took a sip of her drink. She reached out and ran her fingers along one of her yellow braces. The Doctor’s mouth felt dry all of a sudden and she took a gulp of her drink as she eyed the tight fitting dress her future wife was wearing. 

“I, uhh…“ Her mind went utterly blank. 

“Well?“ River grinned, clearly loving every moment of this. She took another sip of her drink watching the beautiful stranger growing more and more flustered under her gaze. There was something awfully familiar about her that she couldn’t quite place. It intrigued her beyond the physical attraction she had instantly felt towards her. She was adorable really, with her blonde cropped hair, innocent features and ridiculous choice of clothes. River felt an incredibly strong urge to rip those silly three-quarter-lengths off her but she restrained herself waiting for an answer. “Have you lost your voice, sweetie?“ 

“You.“ The Doctor burst out, throwing caution to the wind in her intoxicated state. “I’ve been looking for you.“ 

“Have we met?“ River raised her eyebrows at her, surprised by the straight forward answer.

“Oh yeah.“ The Doctor answered feeling a surge of confidence now. She had nothing to hold back for. Her inhibitions had fallen away, she knew what she was here for and what she wanted, so why not actually just be straight forward about it for once. River was hitting on her without even knowing who she was, she wouldn’t exactly need convincing. 

“I think I would remember someone as pretty as you.“ River replied flintily raising her hand to her chin pushing it up a little. 

“Just bare with me on this.“ The Doctor breathed. “I’m a time traveller from your future, River.“ She answered barely loud enough for her to hear. She used her name deliberately to make the point. River’s eyes widened it surprise for a moment but the Doctor carried on: “And you know that’s possible so don’t go asking too many questions when you know you shouldn’t.“

“You’re not…“ River looked at her for a moment trying to wrap her head around the information. 

“Spoilers, you know I can’t say. Now, shut up and kiss me.“ The Doctor reached for her future wife’s hips and pulled her close. River grinned but didn’t oblige, instead she pushed her hand into her blonde hair and pulled her head back when she tried to kiss her. The Doctor groaned in annoyance and a bit of pain but it wasn’t unwelcome. There was that dangerous twinkle in River’s eyes, full of intrigue and excitement. She hadn’t been “River“ for long, she had such a long journey ahead of her. It was all still there, Mel’s temper, the conditioning, the danger. It was the main reason why she had come to this time in her wife’s life. River had never exactly been tame but she had gotten better at controlling herself, keeping her childhood instincts in check. It was all a matter of practice and here, she didn’t have much of it yet. It excited the Doctor more than she cared to admit. 

“So, you’re someone from my future and you’ve come here to do what exactly?“ River smirked leaning close. 

“I don’t think you need me to spell it out for you.“ The Doctor retorted, her head spinning from the alcohol and her proximity. 

“But I would like you to.“ River hummed against the shell of her ear, barely audible over the music. She brought her free hand up between them and traced her fingertips along her collar bone playfully. The Doctor groaned, digging her finger’s into River’s hips, she felt the arousal pooling between her legs already. In response River tightened her grip on her hair. “Well?“

“I need you to help me forget for one night, you know how to do that, right?“ The Doctor replied pulling her closer still. 

“What is it you want to forget about?“ River asked intrigued. She knew she probably shouldn’t ask for the benefit of the timeline but she was curious. It wasn’t every day she got propositioned like this. The Doctor gave a bitter laugh. What didn’t she want to forget about?

“Stop asking questions you know I can’t answer.“ She breathed, her neck was beginning to ache.

“Fine, okay.“ River smirked and let go of her hair, stepping away from her altogether. The Doctor whimpered with disappointment at the sudden loss of contact. 

“What are you…“

“I would have thought you’d want to go somewhere more private if that’s what you’re after?“ River raised her eyebrows at her slowly making her way away from the bar and the Doctor’s hearts picked up speed. She stumbled after her. “Steady there, darling.“ River hummed in amusement noticing the extend of her intoxication. She looped her arm around her and held her close. “Are you sure about this?“ She asked, doubting for a moment, needing to hear her confirmation. She wanted nothing more than to act on the desire that had come over her, but she had to be sure. The Doctor looked up at her, almost disappointed at the change of tone, at the concern that shone through her eyes for a moment.

“I didn’t think you’d need much convincing at this point in time…“ The Doctor chuckled. She had banked on her rough edge and underdeveloped moral compass at this point. “Don’t make me beg.“ She looked up at her pleadingly and it was enough to make her future wife snap.

“Oh, I’m gonna make you beg, alright.“ River smirked, the moment of hesitation had passed. She curled her fingers around her throat possessively and crashed her lips onto hers. The Doctor groaned, parting her lips immediately, returning the feverish kiss, whimpering when River bit and pulled on her bottom lip. The Doctor grabbed on to her, her legs threatened to give out. “So what do I call you?“ She tilted her head, searching her pleading eyes for an answer. Deep down she already knew but neither of them would say it.

“You can call me whatever you like, I’m all yours.“ The Doctor replied breathlessly and there was a dangerous flicker in River’s eyes.

“You will be when I’m done with you.“ Her voice was a low growl and she dug her fingernails into her neck. 

“Yes please.“ The Doctor almost sobbed, everything else faded away around them. She was taking over all her senses. The low hum of her voice, the intense gaze, her intoxicating small, the taste of her lips and the delicious mix of pain and pleasure. There was no room for anything else. No room for the nagging thoughts, her insecurities, her pain. For tonight, she wanted nothing more than for River’s fire to consume her. 

[unconsciouscelestial]

Just Fresh Friends...

as per request by @immalaneee       I hope you like it!! Fresh was a little bit of a challenge to write, but super fun. 

           You had no idea what you were going to do. Your best friend was getting married to this awful drag of a person- Tahira. Just thinking of the name made you cringe. She was always bitching or bragging about one thing or another, and would put you down often. You had tried to talk to your friend about it once, but they brushed it off and defended her. Their rose tinted glasses just couldn’t see her in a wrong light and you just couldn’t bring yourself to try and ruin it. To make matters worse, you had snapped at the wedding shower. Tahira had been going off about pairing you with one of her awful brothers at the wedding and you couldn’t stand the thought of spending that time with someone like her. You had retorted that you had a perfectly fine date lined up, and all her bridesmaids laughed, clearly unbelieving. So now you found yourself creating a profile on a dating app, requesting a friend only experience for a date to this wedding. You sat on your couch, letting The Fresh Prince of Bel Air reruns calm your nerves as you waited to see if anyone would reply. Every notification ding had you jumping to check, and then groaning in response. A couple people had replied, but you’re pretty sure they were expecting something else. You got ready for bed and mentally counting the days you had left (five), you groaned in trepidation. As you snuggled up into bed, you set your alarm to play the radio. As you drifted off to sleep, you realized you’d forgotten to turn off your tv.

       You awoke to Waterfalls by TLC softly playing on the radio. You smiled wide and remembered your crazy weird dreams about skeletons and frisbees, and you could have sworn there was fuzzy dice floating around somewhere? Checking your phone, there was two notifications. One was a non savoury picture of someone’s eggplant, and another was a totally obscure (but adorable!) response.

[Fresh: ‘Sup dudette? Thats one totally bunk situation, I’d be down to help make those haters jelly my radical brah]

You checked his profile and almost rolled off the bed laughing at this skeleton monster. It was like he walked straight out of a late 80’s early 90’s music video. You thought about it for a moment of malicious glee, what would Tahira think? She probably wouldn’t be jealous like he thought, but it would definitely make her swallow her words. And he sounds like he’d be fun to hangout with. Decision made you messaged him back.

 [you: Hey!! I appreciate that, everyone else on this dang app keeps sending me gross pictures or won’t get the hint that I’m looking for a friend only.]

 The reply was quick.

 [Fresh: Word! We’ll make those unradical muppets eat their shorts. Wanna get some grindage sometime before the shindig?]

 [You: grindage? ]

 [Fresh: good grub, eats, foodstuff ]

 [you: ohhhh! Like lunch or something? The wedding is in five days, so sure?]

 [Fresh: wicked. I’ll text ya later]

        The rest of your week went really well, you met up with Fresh and he took you to an arcade. You two spent the day getting to know each other a little and planned coordinating outfits. Thankfully you weren’t in the wedding party as they kept to family only. You had told Fresh where you lived, and when to pick you up. The day of the wedding arrived and you had just finished getting ready when your doorbell rang. Double checking your reflection, you felt amazing. You wore a beautiful purple knee length dress dotted with yellow flowers along the hem. Actually excited, you locked up behind you and flew down the stairs. Fresh was there on your apartment steps holding a bouquet of bright multicoloured gerbera daisies. He was wearing a bright neon purple tuxedo with a yellow waistcoat, and a bright pink bow. You grabbed one of the yellow Gerbera daisies and tucked it into Fresh’s breast pocket, patting it gently.

   “You look absolutely stellar, Fresh!”

   “Ditto dudette, you lookin hecka Fresh. Totally bangin’, my brah!” He returned the compliment, and his glasses read wowa and stuck out his arm for you to take before announcing “Radical! Let’s bounce!”

        You arrived at the venue and walked in arm in arm with Fresh. You were seated. As the wedding progressed you were willing to say your friend looked awesome, but Tahira looked... well, let’s go with not nice. You were again glad that you weren’t in the wedding party. Fresh made jokes under his breath the entire time during the ceremony, and it was all you could do to just stay quiet and not die laughing. You’re pretty sure the two of you got a lot of dirty looks but honestly you didn’t care at this point. You came to have fun and celebrate your friend, and having Fresh there as a new friend and backup felt invigorating.

        At the reception, it was pretty telling what Tahira had thought of you, as you and Fresh had been placed at the one of the “extras” tables, but at least everyone at the table was nice. They complimented both you and Fresh multiple times. After the meal the music started up, and the married couple had their first dance. You smiled the entire time at your friend, they looked so happy! When they finished You excused yourself to go to the washroom. Tahira and her bridesmaids had singled you out, and followed you in.

   “What the heck are you and your date even wearing? Purple and yellow? Bleh! And what’s with your date? He looks like he stepped out of the early 90’s!” They cackled at you. You balled your fists and got ready to retort, when a voice echoed from the doorway.

   “Yo, y/n, you straight?” Fresh had come to check on you. Relief flooded you, and gave you nerve. You ignored Tahira and left the washroom, almost bumping into Fresh.

   “So my brah, what’s the dealio with those totally unfresh dudettes?”

   “Gah! I don’t know. Tahira has just always been a {beeotch} to me, and her friends just join in...did I just get censored?? What the {heck}?” You looked around you for an answer, but Fresh started chuckling.

   “Brah, using that harsh lingo ain’t gonna fly around me!” He grinned, his glasses reading WORD. You sat down on a nearby bench and he sat down next to you, watching you intently.

   “Ohhh! I’m sorry, I’ll try to watch it... anyway yah she’s just had it out for me for a long while. Ever since she starting dating my friend.”

   “Oh snap, that’s way unradical dudette, she needs to chillax from that mad salt.”

   “Tell me about it,” You sighed. The music was really going now, sounded like a fun song to dance too. Fresh grinned and held out his hand to you, “Well my radical brah, that jam is my vibe. Let’s get jiggy”

      You placed your hand in his, blushing furiously, and he swept you up off your feet and into the middle of the dance floor. The two of you killed it, everyone was clapping. Even Tahira was totally staring at the two of you with obvious jealousy. Fresh waggled his glasses at you, and took your hands in his for a slow dance. You blushed furiously, and realized that you were now crushing hard on this totes rad skeleton.

Fresh belongs to @loverofpiggies

[starmakerdotcom]

[ IN ORBIT WITH SOLAR S3 EP3 - our flight got delayed! ]

[ february 10th, 2020 ]

“we’re at the airport,” minjung said quietly, “i’m sitting in the waiting area, we’re waiting for our flight. we’re going somewhere to film a little bit and take some pictures.”

she flipped the camera around to show the other members. the airport was almost strangely deserted, and the dark colour of the sky through the windows made it clear that it was night. the members of solar were all spread out through the row of chairs, with honghui across from minjung in another chair, elizabeth and yongmi near the window, jihoon and hyesoo sitting on the floor, minjae sprawled out on his back on the floor, and yeonwoo asleep across at least three chairs.

honghui looked up at the camera, and minjung slowly zoomed in on his face, “there’s milo over there, hi milo~”

“aren’t we supposed to be boarding by now?” he asked. minjung shrugged in return. “look at the clock, it’s 8pm, that’s our boarding time.”

minjung turned the camera around to face herself, “maybe our flight got cancelled.”

“oh no i hope not!” minjae replied, still laying on the floor. minjung turned the camera around again and zoomed in on minjae’s face.

“oh- hi! do you like my new hair?” he asked the camera, pulling his hood down a little to reveal he had dyed it pink, “the fans don’t know yet, but they’ll know by the time this goes up, so it’s okay.”

“when we got here, there were a few fans here to say hi and mj’s hood fell down,” honghui explained, “someone shouted ‘mj has pink hair!’ and then he pulled his hood back up and said ‘no i don’t!’”

“ooh, we should show everyone all of our new hair colours!” minjae exclaimed, ignoring honghui’s little story about him, “i dyed my hair pink, min dyed her’s blonde! milo’s is still black but it’s longer. can i see the camera?”

minjung handed minjae the camera, and he made sure to zoom in on each member individually and talk about their hair. “see posie and orion right there? orion’s hair is dark blue and posie’s is blonde! over there, beth has dark red hair and leda still has blonde, she told me she wants to dye it brown. and over there... eri is asleep so you can’t really see but she has short hair now!”

“are you guys filming right now?” yongmi asked from a few chairs down. she sat near elizabeth who had her phone propped up against the windowsill, very obviously recording herself, probably for tiktok, who knows,

minjae nodded, “come over here and say hi!” he exclaimed, zooming in on her.

she walked over and sat down, “it’s so warm in here,” she said while taking off her coat and rolling it into a ball small enough to put in her carry on, “i don’t know how you guys are surviving, especially elizabeth.”

elizabeth looked over, dressed in a long sleeve shirt, leather jacket, ripped jeans, and platform sneakers that made her at least two inches taller (minjae and jihoon both didn’t like those shoes). “it’s called fashion,” she huffed, “i wanna look good, and some people wanna be comfortable.”

minjae turned and zoomed in on yeonwoo, looking like she was still asleep- although you couldn’t really tell because of the way her hat and facemask were covering her face.

“are you filming me?” yeonwoo asked from under her hat.

minjae kept zooming in, “...no.”

“are you guys judging me because i decided to dress comfy?” she asked, and minjae zoomed in on her outfit for emphasis, a hoodie and sweatpants, with a facemask and bucket hat (it matched the one that leda wore! they bought matching ones with bananas on them).

“...nope,” minjae said again.

the video cut off, and it’s evident a few minutes have gone by. minjae still has the camera, but it’s pointed up at minjung.

“we just found out our flight is delayed an hour and a half,” minjung explained, “it’s still departing tonight but we have to wait a while.”

the conversation was suddenly interrupted by jihoon, who called out to minjung, “min! i’m hungry.”

minjae turned towards him, “me too! is there a cafe or something around here?”

“probably,” minjung said, “milo? do you mind taking them to go find somewhere to eat?”

minjae looked at minjung, “min... i’m 17, i think i can get there myself.”

“you’re gonna get lost,” minjung said, “it’s a big airport, you’ve almost gotten lost here before. milo? can you take them?”

honghui nodded, putting his phone in his pocket, “yeah, i can do that, i’d like a drink anyways.”

“get me a coffee?” yeonwoo asked from under her hat.

“not unless you come with us,” honghui replied.

“nevermind then,” yeonwoo responded, “i’ll stay here.”

“alright,” honghui said, standing from his seat, “are you guys coming?”

jihoon and minjae both nodded, also standing up and following behind honghui.

honghui waved goodbye to minjung, “we’ll be back... whenever. i don’t know yet.”

the video cut to minjae with his face pushed right up against the camera, only his eyes and nose in frame, “guys look how stylish milo is,” he said, turning the camera around to pan up and down honghui’s outfit, a black and white patterned button up shirt, black skinny jeans, and black sneakers.

“i just threw this on this morning,” honghui explained, putting his hand on the camera and turning it back towards minjae, “this is one of my favourite shirts though, i wear it out a lot.”

“guys, there’s a little cafe right there!” jihoon exclaimed, pointing towards a store a little ahead of them. as they got closer, they could see a few tables and a person or two sitting and eating, as well as a young woman at the cash. all their faces were blurred for privacy reasons, obviously.

“okay, what do you guys want?” honghui asked the two younger boys.

“can i get a cookie? and a hot chocolate?” jihoon asked.

“can i get that too?” minjae said.

“i don’t know, that’s a lot of sugar...” honghui replied, “do you really wanna eat that much sugar this late?”

“yeah!” jihoon said, “do you not have enough money for it or something?”

“i have enough money, i just don’t think that much sugar is a good idea this late but if you want it i’ll get it. how about you two go find a place to sit while i order?”

this time, the video cut to a zoomed in scene of honghui talking to the lady at the cash. he was smiling and laughing, and she was too although it was hard to make out under the blur. minjae and jihoon were audibly giggling in the background.

“they’ve been talking for a few minutes, do you think he’s gonna shoot his shot?” minjae asked.

“no way,” jihoon laughed, “he’s too shy, he’s probably being so awkward up there.”

honghui turned around to return to the table, a tray in his hands with a few drinks and their cookies balanced on top.

“there he is!” jihoon exclaimed, “so what’s with you and that girl up there? was she nice?”

“i was literally just ordering. she recognized me and that’s what we were talking about,” honghui replied, a light rosy blush dusting his cheeks.

“what’s her name? is she your age?” minjae asked.

“can i say that? i feel like that’s kinda private,” honghui said hesitantly, “her name is pretty common though.”

“say it!” minjae exclaimed.

honghui leaned in, “her name is hayoon, don’t go find her and stalk her or anything, she’ll probably blame me. can we blur her face out?”

jihoon glanced down at the tray, noticing an extra fourth drink that didn’t look like it was for any of them. “why’d you get two coffees? isn’t one enough?” honghui didn’t respond.

“it’s for yeonwoo isn’t it?” minjae said, and honghui nodded quickly.

jihoon laughed, “you’re such a pushover.”

honghui suddenly pulled his phone out of his pocket, “i got a text from leda. where is she? oh, she found a candy shop with posie and beth, do you guys wanna go now and meet her there? you can bring your drinks.”

minjae nodded frantically, “i wanna see a candy shop!”

six members of solar were now in frame, minjung and yeonwoo were still sitting near the terminal, and the others were in a candy shop.

“do you wanna see what i have milo saved as in my phone?” yongmi asked the camera, or more specifically minjae, who was behind the camera. she lifted up her phone to show their messages, “it’s darrel,” she giggled, “it’s an inside joke, i gave everyone english names, right, gary?”

“i don’t like being called gary,” minjae huffed.

hyesoo skipped over, a baggie of multicoloured gummies in one of her hands, “what’s going on over here?”

“oh hi sandra,” yongmi greeted hyesoo, and she laughed in return. “see? posie likes it, why can’t you respond to my jokes like that?” yongmi said to minjae.

“look at how pretty this store is,” minjae said, completely ignoring yongmi and instead moving the camera in a slow pan around the shop. the shelves were lined with rows and rows of colourful candies that would make any little kid freak. this time, particularly any little kid named hyesoo, minjae, or jihoon.

“are you gonna buy that?” yongmi asked hyesoo, referring to the gummy bag in her hand.

“probably,” hyesoo replied, “why?”

“just wondering,” yongmi answered, “i might buy something small, i’m not sure yet.”

“you should,” elizabeth appeared seemingly out of thin air, startling yongmi and hyesoo, “they’ve got these cute little- ice cream- popsicle- ...things. i don’t know what to call them but they’re cute.” she held out the little packet the frozen treat was help in in front of her.

“wait where did you find those? i want one!” yongmi said.

“come over here!” elizabeth said, leading yongmi to a different section of the shop, leaving minjae and hyesoo by themselves.

“so...” hyesoo started, “have we even talked about why we’re at the airport yet?”

“i don’t think so,” minjae answered from behind the camera.

“oh! well in that case...” hyesoo began, “we’re shouting a few scenes for our new music video! can i say the name of the song? this will probably be up after the song comes out anyway, it’s called crush! we’re also going to take some pictures, and honestly it’s mostly just a vacation more than anything. i’m excited!”

minjae nodded, “yeah, it’s exciting. but what kind of candy should i buy?”

“guys?” the two heard honghui call from a few metres away, “min just texted me... we’ve been out for an hour, our flight is gonna be here in less then thirty minutes.”

“does that mean we need to go?” jihoon asked.

“really soon, yeah,” honghui said, “hurry up and pay for your stuff so we can go back and not miss our flight, okay?”

“don’t rush me! i need to pay for my gummies!” posie called back.

“do you want to miss your flight? hurry up!” honghui yelled right back at her.

yeonwoo had the camera now, still waiting on the terminal.

“we’re gonna board in a minute,” she explained, “milo bought me a coffee. it’s cold, but i appreciate it.”

finally, the camera was back in minjung’s hands, and she was on the plane, sitting next to hyesoo who was asleep on her shoulder.

“we’re landing, thought i’d just update you and say we made it through the flight. i’ll come back when we’re on the ground!” she covered the camera with her hand.

minjung took her hand off the camera, and they were in another airport, “we made it!” she tilted the camera towards yongmi who was walking beside her, she looked like she had just woken up.

“yay!” yongmi said with rather flat sounding enthusiasm, “i wanna go back to bed.”

“when we get to our hotel,” minjung said, looking at the camera, “shoot, i think it’s about to die. it’s a sign we’ve filmed too much today i think.” yongmi nodded.

“time to say bye now, i think.”

“okay,” minjung said, “it was a long day, but we made it! we’ll see you tomorrow, b-“

then the camera died, cutting off the vlog.

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Deleted/Unlisted Video notes

So a few months ago, I came across a list of some unlisted and deleted D+P videos and decided that for my own personal interest as well as some others’ perhaps, I might take some notes. Though I initially tried to keep my personal opinion out, I️ eventually gave in So if you’re interested- here it is! Unlisted/Blocked Video Notes Phil- 79 Dan- 36 3 videos a day average 23 a week AT LEAST 2005 38 uses for a cushtie Feb 7 P- 18 D-13 • Never uploaded to YouTube • Mother in kitchen • Hedgehog and lion (not the) on bed • Buffy cutout • Cream corner couch • In childhood home • Unknown ‘girlfriend’ • Dad at computer • W/ four friends. Guy and three girls. • Girl w/ pixie cut • Girl with eyeliner • White Calvin Kline underwear • Girl w/ eyeliner again • Turtle? • Guitar red • Another unknown girl • Another unknown girl • Unknown guy • At some sort of pool? 2006 Awaiting the Tide Feb ?? P-19 D-14 • First vid uploaded? • Beach setting • Black hair/short/spiked • Plays Micheal • Mellisa • Louise • Argue over Phil • Terrible acting • “Sorry girls I’ve chosen Daniel” • Licks horse?kangroo? (Donkey) • Blue walls/living room? • Blue carpet • In Phil’s childhood home living room • April Harper • Victoria Maclean The game- a short horror film set in future March 12 P-19 D-14 • Described in Tatinof • Hair getting longer • In Phil’s uni room • Picture wall • Kill bill above Phil’s bed • Lesbian couple • White Levi’s shirt • Door has bathroom like handle • Rooms numbered • Door to left of entry hall, then switch back staircase • They all come out of this door, maybe this was Phil’s room? • Other door on left between Phil’s door and staircase • Shower labels • Shower room separate from sink (to left) • Downstairs door? • At least three levels • Sink on second level across from stairs to right is shower • Two doors? To right of shower on wall • Three girls and four boys? (Including Phil) • Entry hall has at least two doors on left and at least one on right • Third level- two doors on left • Door across from stairs leads to bath (room) and closet? • First door on left third floor is bedroom • Kitchen is on first floor opens up to other area with lots of doors? Concrete floor • Fiona Sheldon- one of two lesbian couple, dark brown, long dark brown hair, brown eyes? • Pete tannion. Thin glasses, slight under chin beard. Thick eyebrows. Light brunet • Cat Lofthouse. Little bigger, shoulder length mid brunette hair • Rob Davies. Mid brown hair, half bowel ish hair, thick ish glasses • Tessa Blake. Other lesbian. Short dark brunette hair • Andy Day. Played killer. Really spikey hair brunette. • Andy helped Phil write it My first videos Aug 13 P- 19 D-15 • Complication • Someone taking shots? • Kitchen • Four girls in their house living room- big tv, white flap curtains, dark green walls? • Two walking outside by fence • Unidentifiable song • Other room w/ computer in corner • Karrina and Phil • Pool • Mum/ family at Grand Canyon • Australia • Martyn! • More shots • Australia • Kangaroo • Laughing with Ella in house bedroom Kerrina visits my House Sept 21 P- 19 D-15 • In Phil’s childhood home • Orange Jacket • Black hair getting longer • Starts in oranger and yellow striped room with multicoloured bedspread • Fancy glass and wood front door • Grey car out front • Kerrina dirty blonde with over shoulder length hair • Yellow armchairs in living room (2) facing tv • Yellow couch to left, facing wall • Blue pool table behead a chair • Phil can juggle (sorta) • Playing bubble bobble • Phil bossy with game • Jeremy Kile show • Old phone flip phone • Finding ringtone • It’s a lion • HUGE backyard? • Fenced in by orange wall? • FUCKING PALM TREES ON RIGHT • stone walkways in fountain?? • Door covered in pictures • American flag on ceiling • Looking out at backyard from room • Window across from door Strange Dreams (Episodes 1-5) 18 Nov P-19 D-15 • ‘The mystery lion’ • Rapid voices • Almost bald? Guy in glasses/ black winter clothes • Phil has long hair • In green shirt • Steve the giraffe • In Phil’s childhood home • In bedroom • Buffy stickers in door • ‘The journey’ • Phil in hoodie • Room change • ‘Wake up’ • In bathroom • Wooden door • Old camera • Coming up stairs into hall • Into multicoloured bed room • Ian? • ‘Dreaming’ • ‘Man from future’ • Glass room W/ houseplants plants • Me and Anja Test My Camera Dec 27 P-19 D-15 • Phil likely visiting family on Christmas vacation • Filmed Christmas Day • Hair not nit to shoulder • Bw striped shirt+ black jacket • Hold wall • Anja- hair lot like Phil’s- Black, fringed • Window from Pinof! (Crappy church window) • Camel • Definitely in Phil’s house • In hall • Simon the camel • Photo with door to left of window in hall • Pressable screen?!? Omg! • Weather in 1242 haha • “Very welcome...Phil and Anja are going to shout happy Christmas now” “child” omg Phil’s mum calling him child I love her • To Alex • Barking at you? • Bye • Going to play board game now, rapido 2007 Car Journey to Leeds Feb 4 P-20 D-15 • New Year’s Eve • Dark hair, styled shorter • Mark is driving • Dark b hair, bowel ish cut • Raining • Emily is back left- shoulder length straight platinum blonde, somewhat round face • Victoria is back right- wavy brown hair thicker eyebrows. From awaiting the Tide videos • “Hello Philip” • Emily Resolutions “eat less crap do more exercise get with less dickheads” • Mark- “your grandchildren are going to see that Emily” • Phil says Emily and Victoria going to kiss • At midnight • Now! • No • We’ll have you having sex on the back of the ** in no time • Mark roar like a lion • Emily’s going to kiss Phil • YESS! • Wait no I’m going to change that • Phil in green tee shirt • They do little kiss • Highest motorway in world • Yesterday is calling me Big Ben strikes 12 Mar 1 P- 20 D-15 • In front of Big Ben on corner of road going towards it and road going past it • In London • It’s 12 • Slightly longer hair • White shirt with black stripes on sleeves • Freind with glasses who looks like mr sersion • Ian? • Maybe Pete Tannion his roommate? Awaiting the Tide 2 Mar 1 P-20 D-15 • Michael- Phil • In yellow diagonal stripe tee • Hair covering neck • Melissa and Louise • Episode two return to the beach • Pans over flower bed • In orange stripe room • Palm tree • Has sunglasses folded in shirt neck • Singing along to perfect day? • Outside house? • In glass greenhouse thing • Tv in there • Redish wood house • No it’s Phil’s fence • Filmed at Phil’s house • Louise has dog grey? Biggish lion, turtle?, and rabbit? Stuffed animals • Wearing old reindeer antlers Phil had on facebook profile • Sitting with Melissa in living room? With dark wooden doors? And green couches and curtains • Hold hands and skip • Fancy place with hill overlook, pillar like fence, Roman • At top of Phil’s yard- upward hill to right • Old lady? His grandma? • Care home?? • Room with yellow bed sheets • Fake gun • In yellow sitting room- not Phil’s house? • “I care about Micheal so much but now he’s with Daniel” lol • Haha terrible acting • To be continued • April Harper • Victoria Maclean- went to Leeds • • Phil’s Video Blog- 18th March 2007 Mar 18 P-20 D-15 • Hair almost brownish? Maybe camera • Green green hoodie • I’m back at home now • Thanks for all the giraffe names • Cuts to pic with Phil and giraffe (at uni) • Prize is amazing • His pet goldfish Nemo- covered in black splotches • Laying in tank • People kept saying it’s going to snow • Just a bit of snowflakes • Have to get on plane on Tuesday • Anxious • Sick of winter weather • Going to Florida • Mother’s Day • 1 year since first vlog • Lol bad editting • Haven’t changed much • Videos too long • Gets animal- lion • Grandma visited- shows her • Welsh in her head- doesn’t know it • V old • Gives thumbs up 10/10 grandma • Martyn visits • In glass room • VC? What it means • It snows!!! • Grandma there next day • Wow pics of subscribers • Have a great waster • • Florida One- Intro and Gatorland Apr 7 P-20 D-15 • Brownish hair • Down to neck • L blue shirt • Arrived in Florida- at house • V white • Shows street • Looks like typical neighborhood but nice and with palm trees • Shows house • Not one in 2017- only one floor • White Mini Cooper??? • Ian has come on holiday with us • Short short brown hair, thin glasses • Lake behind house • Mum and Dad! • At Gatorland • At squirrel paths • The sun is too hot Florida Two- More Gatorland Apr 8 P-20 D-15 • Same day • “Yes!” With Mom • Shows Dad and Mom lots • Steve Jenny Sarah susa • Feeds llama • Ian scared • At show Florida Three- Horror Movie Trailer Apr 8 P-20 D-15 • New day • Phil in Forrest green tee • We’re going exploring • In cap, Gatorland? • Orange yellow sunglasses • With Ian • Only? • Wading through Forrest and falling • ‘The trees have ears’ • “Probably gonna die out here” Florida Four-Old town, hair dye, strange dream Apr 9 P-20 D-15 • Old town is amusement park • Ferris wheel opening shot • Sky dive? • Red truck parade? • Hula dancer • At gift shop • Someone thrown from bull ride • Ride like wimpy kid movie • Rocky on tv • Pointing camera in mirror • Yellow tee with Florida • Baseball cap • Ian walks in- dared to dye his hair blonde • Black and white filter-blogs about dream • Checks himself out in camera hello • In my garden having picnic- room was glowing, ran over my video camera (he’s vlogging with) started to melt ran over- room started shaking big flash of light “oh god I’m going to die” then woke up in strange room got dragged out by man and Phil had red tattoo on arm. Man told him to get in line getting scanned green or red- shooting red people. Phil got green- he’s troop leader, got star. Blackness out window. In lecture room “welcome to new age of humanity” realest dream • Wants to go back • Sounds like Dan lol • Ian is ginger-y • Phil put in text it was ginger • Little giggle Alligator eats raccoon Apr 10 P-20 D-15 • Unlisted • Same yellow shirt? • Brownish long hair • Alligator in our garden- Liam • Jumped out of lake and ripped raccoon in half • Birds watching • In Florida House • Alligator flinging raccoon • Probably unlisted for violence Florida Five- Disney Mouse Ears April 10 P-20 D-15 • First shot in car • Orange tee shirt • Making faces • Drive through Disney gate • “Disney World” • Zooms on Ian • Walking to Epcot with parents and Ian in front of him • Orange shirt says dp haha my emotions • “I’ve put on this orange T-shirt to distract people from Ian’s hair” aww he’s so cute • “Cheers Phil” • The Seas with Nemo and Friends • Caption says ‘worst ride EVER’ aw :( • Ian says his experience is rubbish • In space ride? • ‘We got bored of America’ ‘so we went to Japan’ • Watching drum show • Koi pound • Phil in wizard hat • Ian in bob Marley Mickey ears • Phil in hatter hat • Ian in pirate hat • Phil in... spider hat??? • Mom in Minnie ears and Dad on top hat w/ ears lean in together • Holy cow all these hats • Finally settled on pirate • “We’ve become a family of mice” • “Are you filming?” “Yes” “ask me something” “phil?” “Yes?” “Do a micky Mouse impression • Idk what he says • ‘Oh my god’ • Wearing swim shorts • Attacking elephant statue • Meal of salt • Ian try’s to cut it • Fireworks display • Over lake??? • Showing obscure stuffed toys • Dinner noises in back Florida six- who is right?! April 11 P-20 D-15 • In green striped polo • Tan wall • Sitting in bed? • No hands so must be on tripod • Hi • Me and Ian didn’t agree on a lot of things on holiday- let us know who’s right • Mouths I’m right • This room really echos • What is size of platepus • Phil thinks it’s smaller • Different shirts • Phil green with star • Penguins (emperor) Ian-4 ft Phil-1ft • ‘I saw Davey ***?” ???? • Most haunted real? • Phil thinks fake • Phil likes Ian’s hair- Ian doesn’t • Phil’s shoes • Don’t even bring the shoes up • Ian hates them • “The best shoe ever” • Other than that we’ve got on this holiday • Phil punches Ian The tornado and the Comic Book April 30 P-20 D-15 • Opening shot of tornado white in yard • Just looks like dust • Sunny day • In a car • With Ian • Lol his blonde hair • Him and Ian making animal noise in car • Green and white baseball cap with diamond? • Wow I️ didn’t even notice how light his hair has gotten WOW • Written on paper “Ian is a liar you don’t need a gun to kill him” in all caps • Phil slashs paper across his neck • Denny’s • Orange world pass by • Celebration Ave • Driving • “I️ was the only survivor of the tornado encounter” • Tells Ian he’s supposed to be dead • “Sell my body to strangers on the street to make a living and maybe eat the occasional pigeon” • “This is my final broadcast, goodbye everyone it’s been fun” • 1974-1948-1963 • First bomb has hit New York • “Drive Sebastian DRIVE” @ his Dad Phil’s wilding lol • Rorr • Phil’s Dad says something • Someone’s being arrested lol • Steven Speilburg is on a cloud • “Give me your money or dragon will die” • ‘Dad told me to calm down’ written on screen wow it’s so weird to think of Phil as teen • Boring tv • Bites lip • About maths • Parents talking indisctiily • He gets it wrong and everyone laughs • His mom suggests two times table • I️ love his mom • • Alternative Muse Trailer- MEWS Sept 15 P-20 D-16 • Starts w toys • Narrator? Professional • “Coming soon the amazing new album from MEWS • Meowing Muse songs • Sounds kind Phil • Cuts to Phil and Ian in his bedroom meowing and laughing • Phil’s hair is p black again • Phil laughed • They kept laughing • “C’mon, meow- seriously” • There’s literally Buffy everywhere Phil is the real stalker here • Weird ceiling pattern • At home Christmas Monkey December 23 P-20 D-16 • Four people • Phil- hair black and shoulder length • Ian??? Or Pete • Girl in red with long aburn hair cat??? • Guy with duty blonde buzz cut • Ian in antlers • One word stories about monkey • “And-the-monkey-lived-happily-ever-dead” • Probs in dorm 2008 Coin of Destiny Jan 9 P-20 D-16 • Still stock cabin image with title written • Blonde guy??? • Holding duck • Knock at door • Pete comes in • “Hi Jake, tommy” • At dorm??? • In room ugh light blue walls and pool table and jaws poster • Nvm it’s Phil’s house • Coin- endless fortune or pain • Tosses it • At Phil’s house • Phil and someone??? • Stroking things plus noises • Welcome to year 3000 • Heads • “Lucky child” lol • Other guy on hall floor? • Idk him???? Latino looking • In tan room • Ian saves Jake • At gate of destiny • Blonde girl (don’t know???) • Welcome to the gate of eternal destiny • His hair is so long fml • Guy shows up to kill girl Ian saves her • Ben Dawson as Jake • Emily pepperday as gatekeeper • Mark hesketh • Stephan claxon • Danish Mahmood • Filmed at 3 am aww my B.B. • “I️ love you guys” I️ love you Phil Prague #1- Arrival Jan 13 P-20 D-16 • Opens on empty train platform outside • Three guys (or girl one w/ long hair) • “We’re just waiting for the train everyone’s a bit bored” • One guy is doing this dance thing and jumps into the other’s arms • Hangs down • Starts doing sit ups and makes a kissy noise • Guy hold him pretends to slap his face • Jumpcut to room • Guy w/ black long hair dancing • Steven • Omg Phil’s hair is down to shoulders • Pretty black • Wearing blue hoodie • Room is small • “Got our own bathroom so no sharing with scary men” • Likes painting on wall (rose) • Phil bonded with Andy on the plane • Ian • Little quiz for people at home • Andy or Phil? They are facing back • Andy is one w/ long black hair • Lion hate • Ian reading paradise bar card • Sexy women on it • Private dance, go go dance, lap dance • Whistle • Maybe he’ll visit Tomorrow • Describes day • Phil didn’t like English pub at first • Angie made the lion hat • Steven posed naked with lion hat over his crotch • Shows actual picture • Andys in bed Ian’s asleep • Slow mo jump • Everyone has own twin bed Prague #2- Exploring Jan 13 P-20 D-16 • Opens on town/city • We’re in old town square • Gothic towers • Really big Christmas tree • Astronomical clock • ‘Anticlimax’ in text as clock goes off • Going to top of tower • Phil looks like snape with a tan scarf lol • View from top • Tower has the highest suicide rate in Europe • Phil runs up to camera and says fascinating • Steven sniffing maniquen • Zoo on her head • Wow so pretty • Soldiers • Do a little skip • Harry and Hermione good graphite drawings from ootp • Picture slideshow • Show with clown dude 20 Days Mar 8 P-21 D-16 • Text ‘20 Days’ • Sped up • Math socks • Hair v long and black • Got to write 1000 words in 24 hours • Opens textbook and flops his face into it • At college? • Has hiccups • Someone films him flipping pancake • Shirts keep changing • Feather woman • Going in car wash at night • Hanging upside down • Had little blue haired figure ‘I don’t want to write another 2000 words’ • Matching couple going down stairs • Fiona- brown hair with bangs • And Seth • We’re going shopping together • Ill • W coffee • Lion • Outside in fenced in • Wow 20 Days went by fast • I️ think I️ need to start appreciating each day • What are you doing today? • Maybe..you should.. do something memorable • =] Zac Efron for President April 9 P-21 D-16 • Hello • Sea blue shirt • Weather channel saw his last video • Give us sunshine again • Andrew somethings video • He got jones soda • I’m unidentified place with white • It’s can • Angry • He’s in Florida • New tshirt • Went shopping during rain • Got matchy watch • A lizard climbed the tree outside didn’t film it • Badgeline • Zac efron for president • On button • Sea monkeys Katie sent • Ling ling painted lion • Wow this vid is so cringe lol AmericanPhil April 15 P-21 D-16 • Phil is doing American accent • Watching baseball and drinking Gatorade • Holy cow it sounds so weird • Oh it’s another dude speaking • I️ think? • Totally awesome The sliver button May 3 P-21 D-16 • I️n Florida still • Duvet in background • Shiny button on house plant • Somethings coming • Has scarf on head • Change in dimension • Black white now • 1000s of people all watching • I️ can see your eyes you’re all staring right back at me • Sock puppet • Not again • On flip phone • No orange button • Stop watching video • Fake crying • Selfish people • Sock eats him • Never be able to understand what you’ve just done • Entered vid in competition • *competitiom cancelled Sock perfection May 8 P-21 D-16 • Still in Florida • So excited • Are you ready for something exciting • Shoe sock • He’s so happy omg • Red striped shirt Stuff #3 May 25 P-21 D-16 • Text- ‘there was a folder on my computer called ‘stuff 3’ it contained 15 videos and one song’ • I️ challenged myself to make a montage in 10 minutes • Girl saying hello Philip and something about a flip • Dark blue room with guy in red sweatshirt walking away • Anja roaring • Someone in glassed in pool • Phil’s mum is filming • ‘It’s a video’ • Aw she’s so cute • Looks like pool from 2017 Florida trip with dan • They stay in same house! • Red sweatshirt guy ‘You’re editing this film not me’ • Phil in purple tee in front of bushes • Clip of Phil wearing watch • Family • At his dorm with Christmas tree • Clip of guy? • His giant Backyard • City? • I️ am sat on the floor DANGER! June 20 P-21 D-17 • Essay- got a 53% • Upset • Fiona’s Birthday- video • Ben’s Birthday • Booked place with sauna and stuff- recommends • Messy room- dorm?? • Hair is lots shorter • Slightly lighter? • Sped up footage of party • Shot glasses?!? • Girl and at least three guys • Standing in a kitchen • Singing happy birthday • Two girls- four guys • (5?) • Phil likes house • People playing twister • Swimming pool • Ping pong and pool table • Three people dancing on balcony • Girl squished her boobs • In swimsuit • The happening- thought it was going to be really cool • Didn’t like it too much- awkward • Nobody talks like that • Pops pink balloon with hands • Fake cries • Mom is from north- Dad from down south • Mix of two • *accents • Does north accent Curious Mico Aug 10 P-21 D-17 • Hair getting longer • Blue shirt • Orange and wears a tie question time with Mico • Has red guitar • Real? • I’m his brother’s room at moment • Martyn- sure he’s been in one of my videos before • Pic of martyn skateboarding • Weirdest thing in room- loud koala alarm clock • He has new has • Bell- rang it in shop and got shouted at • At the moment really likes mire cats • And polar bears • Marks cat • Cute laugh • 4 In morning about to go to bed • Look down and he stepping on Mouse • Cats are vicious killers • Superstition bc Mom • Fingernails, shoes • Don’t say “I️ hope you die on your birthday” • Makes weird noises • And it noises people • Footage breaks down • “Rest in peace Mico” Dude, an amazing forest hurricane! Oct 5 P-21 D-17 • Other people • Wearing shirt from profile omg first one I️ recognized • Three people- two guys and girl- all long brown hair • Zebra • “We call a zeebra a zebra” “REALLY?””Yes, you were wrong” • Holy cow the girl looks/sounds kinda like Cat (caterific) • Central Park • Doing story • Umbrella • We’re in New York • In band • John • Space exhibition- which was boring • Snacks- discussing biscuits • Abbry • Nvm two girls • At natures museum • It’s a squirrel pig • Re: The BEST advice Oct 27 P-21 D-17 • Close up on face • Purple shirt • ‘Hi andrew’ • ‘My name’s Phil, I’m from England’ • We say the word like this • SORRY • Growls 2009 AmazingPhil Big Brother Audition Jan 13 P-21 D-17 • At home- in his bedroom • Wearing cat whiskers • Omg • Hi- meow • My name’s Phil I’m a boy and I️ make video diaries on YouTube • Jumpcut to lobster • Bare chested- towel tied around shoulders • I’ll join the gym at university • “And then I’ll be irresistible” • God he’s hot • Christmas vacation • Feels need to tone myself • Used to talking into camera • Likes lions • Like these shoes • Like these boxers- musical note ones (Dan has worn them fml) • Doesn’t want to be put with annoying famous people • “So please pick me” • “And I️ will give you a kiss on the face” SNOW April 29 P-22 D-17 • Snow filter • Animals noises • Red shirt • Just making faces ☠️ April 30 P- 22 D-17 • Purple ish footer • Amazing eyes • I️ can hear a noise • I️ can hear someone coming closer and closer to my room • Filter switches • Puts string in mouth • Screams with beep • Pretends to die Bradley Sept 22 P- 22 D-18 • Been really long time since video • Doing American accent • Get naked • BW shirtless jumpcut • Lessamazingphil everyday • Went to wales • Thought he was was going to get serial killered • They were driving • Moving ball of fluff • With friends • Badger • Never seen badger • Badger through itself in front of car • Killed it • Haunted by badger and ferret • Bought glasses today • Called Seth • Checker shirt change • Actually blind • Bradley gave eyetest • Eyelid rape • American cup • Lol it’s a yellow solo cup • Going back to Florida in April • Parents want to get house there • Used to this face • Twice a year in flordia • Writes “a really freaky woman has moved in” • “Hello, I️ will be here for two weeks” • Writes- ‘she keeps her butter in the cupboard • Moving out on Wednesday • Moving back to Manchester forever • So he’s still at uni rn • Going to become a man • Love you all a lot • Battery died • Lion and lioness • Green grapes Flashing Images Sept 25 P-22 D-19 • Text ‘this video contains flashing imagines’ • Flashing images set to music • Most seemed to be filmed at his home • Guy walking down street • Cards • Calculator • Notebook • Buffy on tv • Inverted colors • Pill • 8 ball • Young Phil? • Screen splits several times • Hands with oilers, hourglass, smashing, knife • All footage is ten years old OHHH (1999) I️ like fire and petrol Nov 5 POST 10/19/09!!! P-22 D-23 • In room at house • Got hit by firework as child • Stupid friend called Katie • Picked up unused fireworks and put them in fire • Afraid of fireworks now • Love smell of bonfires • Weird • Aftershave would wear • Fireworks and scooters direct- shop in his town • Now we can ride the scooter to the fireworks display • Back roll OMG • Got purple face mask in P.O. box • Thanks • House made weird noise • Mattress on side?? • American candy- livesavers • Smell • Mickey Mouse boxers • Medium so rly big • Parents said if you don’t have job by November kicking you into the street • Actually just advised him • Haven’t done • Not sure what he’ll be • Brain heart surgeon • Physic? • Now kiss me • Vet • Tatoo artist (only face whiskers) • Lion tamer • Long tongue • History folder- doodles • Didn’t care for history • The final quack • Apartment red filming in Ireland • Woman at airport made him cry • Lioness is pregnant • ‘But you only licked my chin’ • The were on laptop keyboard • W/ Stephan • Apple computer • Set • Wearing suit w/ purple tie • Fake cuts off head • HICKEY on his left between shoulders and neck • Dan was last with him nov 1 • 5-10 Days ago Dreams of the future Nov 22 P-22 D-18 • Meows • Sorry I️ haven’t been around much • Hair down to ears • Wearing jacket he wore for Halloween • Life has been crazy • Cutest face now • Entered video into contest • Dan’s in the competition • Cut to Pinof • Dan saying ‘should I️ have a sex change’ • After you vote for me pleaseeee could you vote for him as well? • Cleans screen • Double screen • Takes photo • Idk if I️ told you but you look really beautiful today • Talk to past • 2047 • Dino dream • We all sleep in xxx chambers • Robots everywhere • When I️ like something it makes me do this *shirt sparkles* • Blue polo ish shirt btw • Not actually human • Show you inside of my head • Cut to flashing images video • Gives me ability to travel trough time • Red- he’s not who he says he I️s • Colors invert • Music kicks in • Travel into past and warn you • I️ have been on this planet for thousands of years • 2047 • Red shirt (with sharpie streaks) no shirt • He has your soul now • I️ warned you to stop watching • End of our story • Like dreams not all stories have a happy ending • Wraps up glove in Black • Going to return to my mind now • I️ want to wake up • His eye Captain stress relief December 5 P-22 D-18 • Stop motion w/ lion • For giffgaff • Mobile network • 18th time filming • Lion hasn’t been talking to him • Guy in bubble wrap • Captain stress relief • Have a cheeky pop and relax • Popping medley • I️ don’t see this as a job I️ see this as my life • At Phil’s house • So high up • Wearing cat sweatshirt/jacket • Another dude in phils living room Have a bear exam coming up • Mom • I’m so stressed with all this cooking • In kitchen • Giffgaff to hire (V DAY VIDEO- FEB 13- P-23 D-18) My fish died :( Mar 1 P-23 D-18 • Bed made • SAME SHIRT AS VDAY • SAYS ARFF OK YHEN • jackienchan • Dad displayed fish body outside conservatory window • We need to mourn him Phillip • 100,000 subscribers • Self conscious • Clip of HI IAM PHIL WELCUM TO MAH FIRST VIDEO BLOG • shudders • Imagine if you all were in the room with me • We’d probably die • Didn’t know peeps • Karen sent him peeps • Christmas trees • Very sugary • Very nice • 6 1/2/ 7 • He and dan tried making American pancakes • Cut to clip of them • Clip of it snowing • In orange room now • Today’s draw Phil Naked • Him riding a cow in space • Mating call of camel • ‘Hey do you want to head up to the bedroom..’ • Prize time • My soul • Boxers • He and Dan semi finalist • In video contest • Halloween’s mirror self of them OHai Mar 30 P-23 D-18 • Purple graphic tee • Cat whiskers • Close to camera • In bedroom • Haven’t made video here since Christmas • Say hello • Going on boat tomorrow to Isle of Man • Isn’t most exciting place • Buy ds and Pokemon to play • Hasn’t played Pokemon since Pokemon Silver • Asleep and kept hearing door bell in dream • Actual doorbell • Ran downstairs • Was excited for big package • Pokemon platinum • Game is small compared to old box • Can’t play bc no ds • Plays with slinky • Thanks everyone who helped by watching captain stress relief • But DANIEL • (Danisnotonfire) • He’s in Twitter part of contest • Help dan out • Giving away crazy prizes • Yawn • Going to bed at odd times • Doesn’t know how he coped when he went to Australia • Do you like these videos? • I️ will appear in your bedroom BOAT APOCALYPSE Apr 14 P-23 D-18 • In room but sitting at Pinof angle • Back from Isle of Man • Black polo • Hope the Easter bunny was kind • Never want to see white choclate ever again • ‘It’s your favorite’ • Had couple of Easter eggs before going on boat • People suck everywhere • Didn’t throw up • Dana gave him Easter egg • Real bird egg filled with chocolate • Looking at apartments in Manchester • Want to get one with really high skyscraper • Pretend everything is mine • Creepy guy breathing in his ear on bus • Don’t like people breathing in his ear • Got red photo camera • Penguin mating call • Ds arrived • Shows other side of his room • Big lion on chair • Draw Phil Naked • Him on a unicorn • Starts singing always I️ want to be with you • Apartment red • He and Steven • Lion family Swine Flu May 6 P-23 D-18 • V day shirt • Not in room • Feel like you and me should be pillow fighting in slow motion in our underwear • Thatd be hot • Tried to make video outside • Think he’s in Florida • Mosquito down his shirt • In geeze? Bottom corner of Florida • 8 hours to get there • Only eating trail mix • Too sacred to go into sea- idk why I️ developed sea phobia • Snake or alligator • Sea panther lurking • Bought grow your own aquarium • Only thing I️ shop that not shell • Shell jigsaw • Hammock jumpcut • He has swine flu • Guy with green t shirt on plane coughed • It’s been 3 weeks • Got sonic boxers • Fish in house • Pinof 2 • Own tv show on apartment red PRIZES July 8 P-23 D- 18 • Crawling forward on bed • Lion tee shirt • Patch beard • Facial hair grows weirdly • Nvm not lion shirt but black • So this video is about PRIZES • We the Kings day in the life • Announcing winners • Sending postcards to address • Permission to scrape out his eyeballs • Phil I️D.C. About contest • Something exciting in September • Clip on repeat EEE • Only good things can come out of a Moomin box Viewer Mail! Louder! Aug 30 P-23 D- 19 (As I️t is exactly same as listed video, no notes) SUPERNOTE 2010 Oct 4 P-23 D- 19 • Omg Dan is here • In new apartment • On black couch in front of microwave • Dan wearing red sweatpants and has bracelets • Phil in blue polo and black jeans? • Readyness face • Making mouth movements at each other • Big breath in • Dan counts down on fingers • Singing notes • Contest • Dan has v relaxed face • He lasts 42 seconds • Phil lasts 52 • D “holy crap what the fuck, freak” • Dan makes squawk noise • Wave goodbye • Dan starts again and Phil shoved his face • Screams in Phil’s ear • Dan and Phil get down! Oct 30 P-23 D- 19 • Dan fake playing video game • Phil sitting behind him • Dan wearing twilight shirt • Phil in yellow shirt • I️ heard if you say this thing 3 times into a mirror something scary happens • Dan replies sarcastically ‘ooh what is that then?’ • Bleeding llama dance party • No summos ancient Japanese wolf demon • Please it’s Halloween • Phil groans and gets up and goes to bathroom • Starts to say I️t • “Phil no think about this for a moment” • Scary imagines flash • Dan and Phil standing in front of balcony doors • Dan is taller than Phil omg • Stop motion • Dancing • Cycle • Phil eventually puts on wolf mask and mauls dan • Runs to camera • Happy Halloween • End screen 2011 Has WINNERS Mar 5 P-24 D- 19 • Dan and Phil • Terrible sound • In new apartment • Phil in red tee Dan in grey sweater and llama hat • Half full Ribena in back • Co judge: dan... the llama • Emotional piano music • All so good • I️ wish I️ was creative • D- so was I️ • Rachel triops queen and three year old daughter • Dan thinks they’re gross Phil likes them • Bonus chance for Simon • Dan does little swaying dance • Runners up • Dan will make sure Phil contacts people • Salad fingers character • But good • Dan likes text • Girl we met my chemical romance • With pink hair • Dan rolls eyes at Phil giving career advice • Jumpcut after dan plays with balls • 7 evil ex’s- dan is Ramon of flowers??? • Dan rawring at Phil • Dan should be art teacher • Dan says he should be everything teacher • Final fantasy character • Phil grabs Dan’s face when he’s annoyed • Don’t grab my face • ‘Personal bubble’ • Rude • Dan playing with bracelet • Secret unlisted video • Llama head butt • Don’t know how to stop camera Totoro Winners! June 5 P-24 D-19 • Phil wearing purple New York shirt • Dan wearing grey sweater • Terrified dan • Giraffe scared Dan • Not just creativity • Whisk face giraffe • Hard choosing • Goat • Dan scared of giraffes forever • Michael eagle washing machine • All these get small rotor is • Giraffe pocky • Wonder why Phil likes I️t • Hippo ice cream • Phil wants to eat I️t • Mural on side of his house of octo sloth • Dan likes spaghetti panther the best • Sitting on left side of tv • Tv is on • Fair amount of Knick knacks • Unbridge on unicorn • Fair amount of jump cuts • Phil just finished portal • Dan calls for taxi?? • Ultimate winners • Someone calls dan • Hello? Hello? • Jump cut he’s not on phone anymore • Phil loves disturbing • Dan says we a lot • Dan goes to get his taxi • Twerks in camera • Phil says no • Gives rec for vid • Unidentifiable song find I️t Speaking fail Aug 10 P-24 D-20 • He’s going to be doing an official apartment tour on his channel • Over and over • Red button up plaid • In bedroom • Keeps messing up DOG-A-LIKES! Oct 7 P-24 D-20 • Last day before Florida • Dan can’t fit in fride • Heat wave • Dan’s butt after heat wave • What dog is each person • Phil • Dan • Peej • Lion • Charlie • Chris • Idk why I️t made Chris so fat • Phil and Buffy baby • Phil and pikechu baby • Cookies and cream straw • In tv room • Drinks milk • Check out vyou • Clip of Phil eating after camera stopped • Bonus Phil mail 3.5 December 6 P-24 D-20 • In bedroom on side of bed • Lots of stuff • Camera and IMovie lost his footage • Red shirt • Jade sent him letter with draws (and cat whiskers) • Red panda stamps • Phil can’t wink • Wearing shorts • Heart hands • Timothy get downstairs right now • Going to read story in bed tonight • Likes to read before bed • Pocky • Promises he reads all letters • Final fantasy music? • Thank you for the sexy story as well... • Fake eyelashes maybe for philippa PROJECT FOR AWESOME 2011! somewhereto_ Dec 17 P-24 D-20 • Eating out of advent Callander • Sitting in chair in front of tv • Christmas tree up • Sonic shirt • Juggling polar bears • Walking down street • Omg this is where the cuts where he swears come from • Looks like mike from stranger things lol • Helps find people find space to do things • Draw Phil Naked • Snowed today • Dan saying it’s a blizzard harry in background 2012 LETTERZ Jan 25 P-24 D-20 • Sitting on bed longways • New covers • Jacob mask • Wearing blue orange and white bracelets- silly bands? • Wearing tie • Indigo shirt • Jesus stamps • Watching you since 2009 • I️dead to prank dan • Hide alarm clock in his room- that’s a good one • Working on that • I️ went cross eyed for you I️ love you that much • And now even moar • Red curtain • Now In living room • Sitting at breakfast bar • You should visit Canada someday • Likes the name Hope • Cara lee is a cool name • Wearing lion hat • ‘I’m sorry don’t stop watching the video because I️ did that’ • 8 years old viewer • WHOLLY SHIT ITS TIFAS THEME • SHITTTTTYTTT • shirt change • Doesn’t like colored pencils FANK YOU Jan 30 P-25 D-20 • Not at home • At parents house? • Grey plaid shirt • Bday thank you • Had a really nice day • Guinea pig • Mom made him cactus garden • Mapless chocolates • Shaver bc his broke and stubble growing • Didn’t know what to ask for for his bday • Sexy socks • Chocolate tasting club • Dad wrote ‘have a nice birthday or ill eat your liver’ • Spiked himself on cactus • Final destination • Go to bed • Should do updates more • Mysterious news AmazingPhil Next Vlogger May 6 P-25 D-20 • Jacob mask • Kill Bill poster above his bed now • My name’s Phil and I’m known as AmazingPhil on YouTube • From Manchester England • Vlogs, comedy sketches, interactive vid, and lions? • Loves interacting with people all across the world the most • In future wants to keep doing what he’s doing • Get better at editting • More interactive • Life vlogging • Juggles apples • Yeah I️ can’t juggle But what’s the catch!? May 23 P-25 D-20 • In another dudes house? • With Alex Day • London • Says London accent • Offers with price • 5 million will you shave off all body hair forever • Phil would for month or year • That’s mental no • Phil would for a billion • Saturday • Lose laugh or read minds • Phil seems flirty • Draw time • Bored on train Phil wrote these QUESTIONS! and a pickled shark Sept 10 P-25 D-21 • London apartment !!! • Side channel vid • Pinof 4 tomorrow filmed • Need questions • Usually uses formspring • In room? • Shark HO HO HO Dec 25 P-25 D-21 • At parents house • Tan room on couch • Take break from eating to wish happy Christmas • Puts on antler • HIS BEDROOM IS TAN • Not couch bed • Tetris alarm clock • At 6:30 when filming • Or is that his alarm??? • Dog puppet • Radio 1 website • 9 pm • Working on show all of December • Interacting on bb1 twitter • Going to eat and go into food coma • Goodbye guys oh dear • DAN IN RELFEVTIOM OF ALARM on computer • Ewatching? • Or Phil’s background 2013 HAIR MODEL! May 7 P-26 D-21 • Deleted • Finally feeling like summer • Mouse situation • Mouse in our house • Mouse cam • Their tv • Time to get cat • Weird woman • Hand first • Would you like to be a hair model • Different hair styles • Nial mask • Homeless guy saying I️ wonder who would win in a fight between you two • Phil wins • Lemon phone case • Jack Howard is avoiding haircut • Asking phone genie • Who in avengers? • C’mon Thor (Phil is so gay for him) • Black widow twins • Mcr in background • Names all Tom • Knows his middle name • Mum uses full name when he’s in trouble • Why is there a dying rabbit on my bed • I️ May tell u about someday • Interrupt this video for announcement • Danni boi jumps in (literally) • You just broke my bed • Radio Show nominated for award • People’s choice • London edition Ditl if they win • Grandma and dog vote • Phil was wearing pj bottoms while Time 2014 Dan and Phil LICK RACE June 16 P-27 D-23 • Sky shirt • Dan in horn hoodie • Usual spam emails • Hello Phil from Oreo • Lick race • Free double stuff Oreos • Nice angle • No teeth just tongue • Need a dispute to settle • Mail button • Phil is heavy sleeper • Ah domestic • Not answer door from more • But wait there’s more • Loser face decorated • Dan takes hello kitty mug • Dan has powerful younger • Phil sliding I️t over tongue • Dan slow powerful licks • Work out • So good at ice lollies now • Dan wins • Dan draws lick off • Sprays Phil’s hair • Ok I’m to go now • Dan licks camera Welcome! Sep 8 P-27 D-23 • White background • Probs in house • Wearing dan and Phil T-shirt’s • Dan in black and Phil in purple • Dan and Phil • Official worldwide dan and Phil shop • Posters • Llama and lion • Stationary sets • Dans ear 7cm long • Please stop that • Up there somewhere • Newsletter • Thanks for supporting • Phil’s heart hurts • Get that checked out • Should we go make some videos • Or eat • Dan laughs at the end god that was awkward Thank you! Sep 8 P-27 D-23 • Same setting as last • Dan- hello valued customers • If you’re watching this means you bought something • Or someone just sent you link • Phil hugs camera • To late now they just should enjoy the embrace • Go before • Super cringe sPOOPy Nov 5 P-27 D-23 • Darkness and flashing • Flashlight • 1D poster • Close up on Nial • Phil ‘rahhh’ • Sitting on toilet probs The Dan and Phil ADVENT CALENDAR Nov 17 P-27 D-23 • In gaming room • Phil in Jake sweatshirt • Dan in black T-shirt • Hello disciples of the Dan and Phil newsletter • No • We’re calling them that it’s my turn • So much worse than buddies • Didn’t know if we were going to do this if not • Hilarious • Phil wanted to • Bigger than looks on camera • Dan has big head • Had chocolate tasting • Strange moaning noises • Photo booth challenge behind each • Chocking on chocolate • Americans don’t have • Another joint • All get a bit fat together • Yayyy CHRISTMAS MERCH!! Dec 5 P-27 D-23 • In Christmas jumpers worn in dirl • Hello Christmas elves • Missed opportunity to say ho ho hello • Live in same • Follow newsletter • Do I️t • Please • Please • Working for long time • Best thing ever made • Calendar • Don’t spoil I️t • Customized dates • Twiiter plans • Pixal t shirt • Phil likes galaxy coat • Dan likes dinosaur • And Phil’s Pizza tshirt • Dan should put I️t on • Dan says not to look • Don’t want you to see my nipples • Phil covers his eyes • Phil sings sexy music • Dan thinks it’s cool • Dan is smiling to much too fake • Wrapping paper • Gift card • Dan doesn’t trust relatives • Put lot of love • Festive make over • Lots of gaming videos • Ho ho ho Phil closes in on camera Christmas one word story game! Dec 17 P-27 D-23 • Sitting on gaming couch • Dan in Santa hat and earrings and black Santa sweater • Phil in reindeer and purplish patterned sweater • Reindeers don’t say ho ho ho • Ahhh • Greetings and ah • Man named Jerome who killed Santa and wore his skin while visiting children • That was terrible idea HAPPY NEW YEAR! Dec 17 P-27 D-23 • Bonus video • In gaming room • Jellyfish tee • Dan in black • Purple Pokemon pillow • Merry eve • Phil what was your favorite thing of 2014 • Meeting Kylie benoge • Hanging out • Amazing video • Australian slang • Worst thing- • Either being stuck on rollercoaster or squirrel • Dan smiling • Best • Nick jonas hug • Body warmth • Worst • Buying leather t shirt • Regrets • Enjoy hanging out with robots and hover cars in future • Both give thumbs up 2015 ZZZZ Jan 28 P-27 D-23 • In gaming room • Door open • In gaming room • Pikacu pillow and green one • Phil in logos shirt • Dan in black tee • Dan does double peace signs in opening • Phil does single wave • That was weird • Dan and Phil sim buddies • Do something for people who have trouble sleeping • We both stay up too late on the internet • Like miles or owls • Bedtime story game • Ahh • Filter • One night in florist land there was a little squirrel called Herbert. Herbert’s face was swollen bc he licked a bee Herbert is sad bc of his face as he won’t be able to ask Susan to prom remember that faces are not important and dogs are loyal • THAT WAS GOING SOMEWHERE • ALL YOU HAD TO SAYIS WHATS INSIDE COUNTS AND YOU SAID DOGS • Dan is wild • Why are you wearing pyjamas • Bc it’s bedtime • Phil walks away • What a disaster • Sorry Ring Ring Roulette 2! Feb 15 P-28 D-23 • In gaming room at an angle • Phil in gray space shirt • Dan in alien shirt • Hello dan and Phil games sims buddies • Awkward • Need to stop that • Randomly call people using • Using our dan and Phil sim • Mailbox you have called not available • Hello? • Is this mainly? • Starts crying • Oh my fuck • Hi this is Dan and Phil • I’m amazed • How long have you watch vids? • *gargled answer • Dan would win in fight to death • Do you have any pets • Cat called salemgaylord something • Dan likes lazy fat cats • Phil would like a unicorn • Give us best unicorn impression • Lovely to speak to you • Thanks for getting out Dan and Phil sim • This has been amazing thank you • Both wave to phone • Dan mirroring Phil THANKS! Mar 2 P-28 D-23 • In gaming room • Poke ball and crash bandicoot pillow • Phil in owl sweater • Dan in black shirt and grey hoodie • Touching • Hello sim buddies • Wanted to make video to say thank you on sim adventure • Controlling our lives- pic of running • Sneaking things into our tweets • Phil tweet- “some days you just feel like a moist diplodocus. Put on a snazzy outfit, go to the zoo and have a feelsposion over a capybara.” • Finally getting Dan to change his icon • Cat whisker and eclipse shirt • Yep that finally happened • Dan found I️t fun • Dan senses you all strange texts • Won’t randomly call you... for now • Phil summerize this entire thing with one noise • Brleee! • Beautiful ^_^ Mar 12 P-28 D-23 • In gaming room at weird angle • Dan in Eye shirt • Phil in some graphic tee (white) • Hello sim buddies • Night (completely dark) • We’re waiting and we’re ready • Sounded creepy • Randomly dialing • Dan had huge ass smile on his face • Not available • Sh sh • LAUREN • Hello? • Um yes • This is Dan and Phil • Oh hi • Answer I️ wanted to hear • Refreshing for like hours • Do you have any pets • Dog called chip • Cross terrier • Do any tricks • Jump cut • Probably a cat • Nothing more exotic? • Bearded dragon not baby dragon • Impression • Phil does impressions • 11/10 • Hello internet • Phil waves at phone again • Lauren was nice • Asking people to do phone impressions isn’t good etiquette • Phil asks Dan to do impression and he does aww |||RRR||| Apr 1 P-28 D-23 • Even weirder angle in gaming room??? • Dan in skull shirt and Phil in red plaid • Hair is flipped ohhhhh • “Are we not going to call them dan and Phil sim buddies this time?” • Sim friends • Mobile isn’t available • On toilet or something • Man’s voice • Is this Chloe • Not your sim • Man’s voice • Unicorn impressing • Barry • Thanks Barry • That wasn’t Chloe... • Nicole • This is Dan and Phil • I’m just sat down • No just sitting • Have a snake • Bella • Hiss • Since 2010 watched videos • The Pinofs are favourites • Happily sitting • She’s so chill • Hello internet • Phil wants a snake • Didn’t wave • Dan in blue dining room chair DAN AND PHIL SHOP ‘END OF SUMMER/CLASS IS STARTING AGAIN AHHH’ COLLECTION Aug 22 P-28 D-24 • Pixal fade in • Crash and flappy bird pillows • Dan in b tee w pocket lion • Phil in mint green lion pocket • Hot new season • End of summer/class is staring again season • Such a long time • Lllama lion t shirt • Rubbing my boob • Text ‘wow it’s like a little trip to 2011’ • Debuted piece of jewelry • Whiskers necklace • Phil wears I️t • Put I️t over face and look like u have whiskers • How amazing is that • Collabed with spiral backpacks • Pixal and Galaxy • Phil will use galaxy • Worked rly hard • Bye • Pixal fade Dan and Phil Merch EXPLOSION 💥 Nov 18 P-28 D-24 • In gaming room • Dan in fringe sweater • Phil in tour t shirt • Flappy bird and crash pillow • Dan’s voice bad bc tour • Attack on Titan Phil sings • Most merch ever • V busy this year • This guy • Dan does dance • Phil wants explosives makes dan edit • Rolls eyes • Didn’t know it’s coming • 2016 Calender • Work Calander • Strippers • January sailors • So sorry • Phil’s fav aug • Fireman • Police is most suggestive • Photos regret • Sweater is by artist • Black tee • Prodigy and 5 secs of summer • Tours on back • Tour tee • New poster • Next chapter • Advent calander • Good chocolate • Festive morphs • Wait for each day • Thanks to Martyn • Newsletter • Hope you’re having a fab day 2016 New Merch! CALENDERS AND SPACE! Nov 18 P-29 D-25 • Both in galaxy merch • Dan sweater • Phil tee • Gaming • Crash pillow and flappy • Boy do we have a thing for you • Sit down • 2017 calander • At movies • Dan likes marvel January • Phil looks better than Chris • That’s bold • If you worked out.. • Phil jumped for hogwarts • Sorry for sherk July • Stare at us all the time • New galaxy merch • Dan likes design • Dark space • No ugly dan and Phil anywhere • Darker back pack • So many secret flaps • Shame is strong • I️ don’t want your head on my boobs • Crime against Christmas • The big C • Snapchat filter dan and Phil • You sneaky lil shits have I️t don’t deny • Horrifying • All out now • It’s cool if you don’t • Newsletter • First spamming in comments section • B b b B.B. bye • — — — — - Dan — — — 2006 Bower’s Castle Highscore B Dec 28 P-19 D-15 • On Dan’s MySpace • In living room • Yellow walls • Red carpet • On May • Fire place • Big old tv in corner • Starts w him walking on mat • Black socks and some sort of black sweatpants • V blurry • Black shirt • Ddr • Looks shorter • Uh let’s see • Ooh • Six misses only six • High score see 2009 Did you order some sex? Nov 3 P-22 D-18 • Wow link was broken • Same angle as hello internet • Tv with drawers • Shirt or something on top • Body bag still hanging from door • Hey everybody • Excited voice • YouTube actually removed for shocking images • Penis 3 ft long flowing blue • Rectal exams are so saintly • Text ARE YOU SRS • rant • New angle • Hair almost looks black • Sitting • Black long sleeve v neck w/ leaves? • Vloggy break from professional normal videos • Back from Halloween gathering • Met lots of people made friends • Got far too drunk *small laugh* • Looking down • This internet thing is crazy • New angle • White pants • Pulling them down • Blue underwear • Sorry didn’t make this vid yesterday • Tree fell on train tracks and he was standing there for ages • Your free socks are in the mail rn (butterfingers subscribers) • Bc that’s what I️t said- SOCKS • not secks • What kinda pervert would say that • Side note • How do you mail sex to somebody • Knocking on window • In mask and hood • Window door • White • Uh hi ups • Why you at the Back door • Free sex right to this house • BEND OVER • Looks at camera • Clip of him zooming in on screen with text ‘it’s over 5000!!’ • *dies* • Look what you did! • I’m going to get a not shit camera • You piece of crap (camera) • All see my hidious face in high quality *groan* • Follow me on twitter for interesting things I️ did • Woke up • Eating toast • Making orange squash • Kitchen is mess • So having a crap • Red underwear • Tmi • Dailybooth for naked photos • Has princess ketchup and kittens unrest • Stick finger YouTuber eating Google’s ass • Pure and innocent soul • Lazy Belemic • Smile • 10 points if you get that joke • So many jumpcuts • Proper video with tassels and everything • Heart hands I️ PUNCHED A BEAR IN THE FACE P-22 D-18 • Same angle but sitting • Hey guys • White ball by drawers • Joker tshirt • Echoy • Me and Amazing Phil in competition on clipstar.com • Votes money as prize • Amazing subscribers • Vote for me • Says via like vIa • Might not even have weekend job in few weeks • If he wins will buy camera • Committed to YouTube • Yellow carpet • Lexis videos • 90% so my audience is female • Doesn’t matter • I️t doesn’t matter if you’re 12 call me • Wink • Insecure • Radiating masculinity • Get back male audience • Puts on flannel • Manly cracked shirt and ginger facial hair • Man things • Beer out of special beer glass that’s not my dads • Eating raw meat • Biting Deer • Watches the football • Camping other week • Loincloth and pointy stick • Puts on bear costume • I’ll nut ya • Sigh • I️ don’t think this is working • Stick to sarcasm and humiliating myself What did YOU get for Christmas? Dec 25 P-22 D-18 • In room with Christmas blanket • Gradient small tree • Wrapping paper • Waking up • ITS CHRISTMAS AHHH EEEEE • not one of those people who hates Christmas bc I’m rly cool • Love Christmas • Fav day • Divine advent calander • Religious • Glory to god in highest etc • Inflict Christianity on me • Actually potrey Jesus family from Middle East • Not white • You to post video respond • Portal to Christmas memories • B/w jumpcut in muchdash • I️ got a *miidle finger* kill yourself f*ggot • Got- pants, socks • Truffle chocolates • Maltesers ‘so beautiful’ • Indoor fireworks • Evil laugh • Orange M.D. more chocolate? • Movie ‘Australia’??? • Loves I️t • Bailey alcohol • ‘Goodbye liver’ • Lol Christmas jumper • Shit ones • One solution puzzle? • Shirt grey • Book • Plaid pants • Sorry Mom never buy clothes for me • Twilight • Get out • Pretty awesome • Kill Bill- fav movie ever • Money • PHILS TOY • Goddam tonbury! • Hugs camera 2010 hi there Feb 27 P-23 D-18 • Holy fuck he’s in India • Birds in the background • OMGOMGOMG • Red t shirt • Towels over raining • Blue wall • Channel is danisnotintresting • All 8 hundred and something of you you super sneaky detectives • Am in middle of holiday in India • Palm trees and animals • Not horrible winterness I️ left behind • Drum • Hotel-PRESA di GOA • Bedroom- white sheets, dark, posts w curtains • WiFi • People talking in background during WiFi clip • Shirtless filming in mirror • Bathroom lighting is attractive • Breakfast area- outside grass hut roof things and chairs and tables • Swimming pool • Lagoon color surrounded by trees and some pool chairs- empty • Actual hut house things • Stone monkey on roof • Gardener watering plants • Black dog • India’s pretty cool • Nice and hot • Nice to wear shorts again • View from airplane • Back in UK now • Now can make more vids • See you all soon • *kiss* muah Aeroplane Adventures- with danisnotonfire Feb 28 P-23 D-18 • Unlisted but Danni BOI has made I️t unavailable I️t looks like • Ralph Lauren polo • Vlogging in mirror on plane • Hello and welcome to aeroplane bathroom adventures with Dan • Snuck into first class toilets • Lots of stuff • Giant • Airplane toilets scare him • Create black hole in room • Flushing toilet Uncle Ken Apr 14 P-23 D-18 • Note- unlisted for being generally awful but I️ won’t private I️t for archeological reasons (wtf does that mean?!?) • In grey sweater vest thingy • Better quality • Only the yellow wall as background • Just blog for first time- for many reasons • Wants to talk • Looks white • Where is his channel going • Style • Suck at posting regularly • Worst at doing anything • Idea sheet • Has to be five minutes epic • Twilights last • Video everyday in April • Considering I️t doing • Checking websites till dinner • Playing rock band till he goes to sleep • Singing bad romance • Maybe in aug • Going to Portugal with Phil in few days • Expect vid • In Manchester for next week • Mom got log cabin for garden • Outdoor shot • Lots of trees • Path to cabin • Staying at grandparents overnight • Weird shuffling noises outdoor • Door freaking open • Gown standing in doorway • Uncle was watching tv downstairs • Pretends to be sleep • 3 minutes I️t watches him • Rape me in sleep • I️t left after watching grandparents • He • Come upstairs now to uncle • Oh that’s uncle Ken • Relative of yours you haven’t met from up north • Dementia • Comment below • Had nice Easter • Bye bye LETS HAVE A QUICKIE Apr 30 P-23 D-18 • Black tee • Sitting on side of his bed • Waredrobe • Quickie vid • Interactive truth or dare next vid • 2nd channel suggests • Pick most entertaining • Some things that I️ wouldn’t pic • Not doing naked handstand on motorway • Oww... • Chocolate • Birds outside • Returning to dailybooth • Neglected I️t for last three months • Sign up • Fav online community • Phil stuffy ‘prized!’ • LucyX won peace of hair • Won competition for gimp • Shout out Phil for no dance vid • He was lazy • Shot Pinof 2 • Omm nom nom nom • Bloopers • Shut up at helicopters outside E3 2010! L.A. Vlog June 17 P-23 D-19 • In hotel • With Phil • In grey graphic tee • Phil in l blue polo • First few days for trip to La • Phil forgot they went to Disneyland • How could you forget we went to Disneyland • (Day 1) • Clip of coaster • Space mountain was awesome • Met American friends • More friendly than English people • Toy story 3 tournament • Is really good • Phil seems kinda out of I️t • Tron bags • Clip at Disney • Dan ‘tron bagssss’ • Someone legend of Zelda t shirt • Molly • Has tron bag • Blonde • Might wear I️t every day • Phil in purple • Dan in vest and twilights last • Phil is on light bike • World of color thing • Mufasa dies nvm rainbow • Going to make him remember • Segway tour • Venice beach tour • Dan loved I️t • Why don’t you get bike • Cut to shots • With blonde girl and dude • Dan segwayed wo hands • Pj? • Qued waiting for cirque de sol • Weird shoulder pads robes • Jump cut • Crazy • Kinect • Phil got to see press conference • Tonight get to see you story 3 • Best week ever • Funky playing around that wave been doing • Peace sign and three finger • Small world about to have soil ruptured • Phil roars SELF MUTILATION Jul 18 P-23 D-19 • In room on bed? • Grey patterned ish shirt • Worst habit • Suit on door • Cuts to him throwing off leopard print underwear and stabbing his dick • Wearing llama shirt in jumpcut • Leave spot on face alone • Dan has to remove I️t • Tiny red spot on face • I’ll just v subtly • Black screen screaming • *five minutes later* text on screen • Condiments and beef jerky on face • Over jumpcut with joker shirt • Going out tonight don’t want anyone to see • Side eyes • Add so reasons why Dan’s a fail • PO box • Danisnotonfire PO box 3612 Workingham RG40 9JL • England • Ik my subscribers • Don’t actually send me dead babies or underwear • Rawr argblarbleawblrwarblgablrbleweblbll Jul 26 P-23 D-19 • holy fuck Jamaica • ITS THAT ONE CLIP • plays with hair- look- wave- holds nose close eyes- splash underwater- opens eyes briefly while coming up • Wearing earrings Extreme Tubing Fail Aug 1 P-23 D-19 • ITS ANOTHER JAMAICA BLESS • people on tube • So after seeing that do you want to do I️t Phil? • Phil is so soft omg • Yeah • Two others on boat • One looks like driver • About to die • Girl • Dan likes I️t more than Phil • Both fall • Basically me and Phil died • Dan elbowed Phil in face Pelvic Thrusts Aug 12 P-23 D-19 • Danosaurs • L blue t shirt • In bedroom • Quick vloggy vid • Updated on life • Shit at vlogging • Kittens out shit • No scirpt • Just notes • Jamaica was fun • Not live in country with incests • Phil and him have bites everywhere • Everything wants to kill you more than people • To vids v proud of • We spent days editting them • Watch I️t again • Mortal combat scene was funny • Summer in city last weekend • Meet up in field for three days • Like 50 lovely people • Jonny Barum • Gave I️ Love you robot shirt • Intoxicating when gave I️t to him • Also a youtuber • He’s lovely • Charlieisso cool • It’s a hair flip • Phil is moving out • To own flat in Manchester • 14th floor • Looking forward to shooting vids there • Dump all my shit in his house stay there all time and eat his food • Truth or dare next vid • Outside with public • Send in YouTube message do t clutter comments • Fuck a duck • Promised people he would spon • Get featured uk • Spon • He’s made 4 vids without putting them up • This vid has gone but to shoutouts • Pelvic thrusts to make up for I️t • Bunch of perverts • I️ will upload 7 minute videos bc I’m awesome text at the end watch dan talk about a competition you helped him win Oct 5 P-23 D-19 • In bedroom at corner • Wearing grey vest thing and white t shirt • Spent long time editing • Uploading whatever to channel • Don’t expect good things • Invisible friends • Omg the editing • Clip star finalists • Vote for him and Phil • Terrible text • Win prizes for free • One of 30 postcards • Signed worn topman boxers • Steven Phil and His script • Pic chosen in glitter pen • Return to dailybooth • Vid of him and Phil dancing • Better channel layout • Happy dan full of smiles • Happiest Dan in world • See you guys soon University Life Oct 21 P-23 D-19 • In uni halls • Not askaban • On bed • Heart dude • Then Edward • Confusing 3 week’s • Settled • This place is actually beautiful • Joked I️t wold be horrible • Scenic window view • Piping in building • Vintage prison feel • No window kitchen • L shaped lounge • Fridge for 12 people • Exposed brick work • Hard working convicts that built this place • Zooms on someone on computer • Through window • Hello • Creeper text • Rly like room • Bat and gym and shops • Closest halls to lecture • Roll across halls in pjs • Marelyn drew his room across from rape factory • How does smoke say rape • Zoom on papers • Intense parting every night • Earlier this week • Him playing wit hair • Someone knocks on door • Hey what you doing • YouTube thing I️ do • Rightttt ok I’m I’ll leave you to I️t • Dan slaps his face • Forever alone meme • Thumbnail • Lesbian action • Sorry but he did try • Knocks on girls door • V pretty girl- purple nails, brown hair and tanned skin • Lizzie and Ellie upstairs • Indian accent • Wants to speak to girls • What do you want to speak to girls about • Oh I’m just making a video • Girl in grey beanie • Nicer room • Hi are you busy • No • Can you be thumbnail of my vid • Hot girl looks p uncomfortable other looks ok • V attractive • Take of all clothes and make out • Serious? Yes! • What are you filming • I️ tried • Post vid response • Showing uni halls • Aww kitty! • Hello! • What are you trying to say the game? 2011 Dan Mail Jan 16 P-23 D-19 • At uni • Sweatshirt grey • Guys aren’t fans • Periodically make them • Some text • T shirt • Dan is not on fire t shirt • Dead babies and underwear on paper • I️ love you Dan raffe • Drawing • Sticks up drawings on wall • Likes every time of music • Loves moulin rouge • Loves edge cronicals • Fav color gold • Bumto fav drink? • Can’t write back • Will email • Sabrina • PlZ don’t put glitter • Hello kitty • Team Jacob • Make twilight vid • Native American likes • Basketball bracelet • Matt Belemy heart hands • Pokémon drawing • Toy zebra • Unfold letter • Huge letter • Chain cow • Paper crane • Short attention span • Can’t say happy birthday to everyone • Silver candle • Evie • Freddie off skins • Big compliment • Hawaiian Punch mix • Lava • Kiss marks on envelope • He likes native Americans • Dan get the hula hoops off Phil • Condoms • Put butterfly tattoos on face • Earrings • Friend walked in on him in bathroom • Drink not for him • Dramatic music • Tampon with his face and Phil’s face on I️t • Few of them • Disturbed • Scared • Stains • Horror laughs • Beheaded doll • Decorates Wall • Heart hands • Why the hell have you watched • Space background • Shorter in future WORLD’S FASTEST COIN STACKER Feb 23 P-24 D-19 • In uni I️ think • Uni sweatshirt • Long time no see • Had haircut • Likes I️t • Guinness world record tried to get him to break his record • People cried over him cutting hair • He hated his hair • Phil wanted Dan to say he spent previous night asleep on someone’s floor so that’s why he looks like dying monkey • Me Phil Bryony Ed • (Paper lilies and eddplant) • Other non internet people • Omg that hair... • Fastest stack of coins • After ten minutes of practice • Dan’s teem has spit shirts • Phil’s has stripes • Phil’s stack falls • Then Dan’s • He blames everyone in room • Acted humble but I️t wasn’t ok • 38 secs • Phil is confident he can beat him • Dan says Phil is just a jumble of nerves • This is hilarious • Dan’s falls • 31.617 Phil has new record • One good thing has to happen to Phil in his life • Dan was happy for him • Shot to him crying on bed • Compete against roger black • Olympic • Fastest one handed toilet tool • Ik I️ look retardo • Cocky • Katie weasel • His roll failed • Dan disqualified • Final fantasy music sad • Never wipe him again • V sore loser lol • Went home last week • Suitcase full of letters • Falls off chair Dan Mail 2 Mar 3 P-24 D-19 • Uni • On red spinning chair • Necklace thing? • Can’t react • Happy birthday changes camera angle • Happy birthday at this point • Good friend who showed the video • Now he never has to do that again • Never not show a letter • Pink llama • Llama hat • Cool girls always wear them • He can’t bc he’s boy • In vid he will • Dan mobile drawing • How hair is? • Straighten I️t • Dan and Phil in lot of things • Says envelope weirdly • Dancing in underwear in pic • Naked playing xbox drawing • Talented creeper • Has to stop recording every letter • Retarded • Good work my minions- for laying down • Prize for whoever finds how many time he says awesome and incredible • Hello kitty • Silly band (OMG) • Justin Bieber stickers • Guessed Indiana • Looks like brendon urie • Seeing panic in April • I️ pad but didn’t have any spare ones • Kristen Stewart disabled face • Porn • The game • Fussing over camera quality • Teacher thought she’s weird for thinking microwave is onomatopoeia • Will there be Pinof 3 • Kisses from Bulgaria • Bebe from Bulgaria has friend • Summer time or vampire money fav song on album • Ties up hair • Looks like troll • Likes my dimples • Nickname- bear SCREAMMMMM • Placenta fav word • Pandas over koalas • Fav yougurt vanilla • Dogs over cat • Plays piano, drums, ocurina? • Oh dear another box... • Lots of love and blood • Another decapprd doll • Actual placenta ? • Another vid later • Updated wall • In apartment red • Tv episodes • Fiesta music • The game on his door PSYCHO FRENCH TEACHER Apr 22 P-24 D-19 • In dorm • Twilights last shirt • Danacodes • New series • 16 • Gcses • Thought he was good • Doctor brown • New teacher • Not mister- doctor • Woofs and meows • Friend joe • Dog biscuits in drawer • Broken cds • Coffee cups disappear • Dan saw coffee cup • 20 dirty coffee mugs • Everyone looked • Locking people in cupboard • Singing alpha theme song • Translate in French • Csi • Had clothes in drawers • All go home bc dr brown • Runaway teacher • awkward silence • I️ was abused as a child • Vanished • Hilarious teacher • Got C • Sadness • Pom bear massacure was good (last video) • Excited from Easter Dan Mail 3 May 11 P-24 D-19 • I️ love you robot shirt • In dorm • Sunglasses they fall • Conclusion to trilogy • Sorry for being ugly • Other idk • Summer here • Wasp • Guess 13 minutes • Cool names • John and Susan • Star sign is Gemini • Such a strong man • Never throws away • Likes girl band kpop • Another boy yayyy • Not going to small things • Drops camera • Also lovemaking wrist accessories • Danmark • Plays wow • Another boy yes • Card that represents maturity • Where’s free socks? • 2005 on MySpace likes into shakari • I️ must be depressed • Ninja Jew • Tongue tattoos • Does one • Fire • Banana trumpet edit fail • Handlebar mushdash would suit him • Fantasy about you in bed bath fantasy about cutting him open while naked Phil watches tied up • Bra • Playboy perfume • Valentines cards for him and Phil • Would be breaking guidelines if shown • Creepy doll with hair • O_____x • Next dan mail at home bc he’s going home for spring break • Text saying it’s now may 11 and already filmed I️t • Delia Smith Gamer girls are HAWT June 7 P-24 D-19 • At Phil’s place • Graphic tee • Bi annual vlog • Raped and pillaged by vids • Filming at his flat for no reason • Background boring jazz I️t up • Gets pillow • Hair at lion mane • 2nd June finished exams • Woke up in morning of each exam and wrote notes • Don’t-do-don’t deserve to pass • Paying to procrastinate • Good luck! • I️t only gets worse as u get older • Last year in La... • Don’t like Wii U • But u probs don’t care • Do girls like games • Mario with grandma • Guitar hero is good • Question applies to boys too • Going to be 20 • Tramantic • Complete child • Youngest youtuber • Still young and pretty • Vyou • Redesigning website • 5000 unanswered • Going back soon • Video ideas • Would you rather • Him and friend playing • Don’t know you friend will be lol • Phil • PHIL IS WEARING CORNIELA SHIRT I️ THINK • mildly sexual • Ask me ask me ask me! • Byeeee • Totoro dancing • Delia Smith I️ Am Mexican Aug 15 P-24 D-20 • In Phil’s place • In black couch • Time machine • Was in Sicily for two weeks • Zelda? Watercolour shirt • Shorts • Looks black/ Mexican • P offensive • Jumpcut to his room • Clothes everywhere • Filmed two things at Sicily • Snorkelling • Jumpcut • Bright blue trunks • Music • Evil Black Sea urchins • Death balls • Last day at catacombs • Dead bodies • Freaky but awesome • Wall of dead babies • Reading festival • Reading and Leeds • Every year at end of August • Wristbands • Been for last four years • Doche patrol • Thin wrists so they make him look less like Ethiopian orphan • Nice to have color • Pictures • With two guys and girl sitting at knees • Other dude • One guy has purple hair • Tents • Best moments in live • Good camper • Did I️ mention I’m going with Phil • Come stalk me • Looking forward to mcr • Muse is reason he and Phil had to go • Twilights last • 10th anniversary • Origin of symmetry his and Phil’s all time fav album • Highlight • Lost Dan Mail 4 video file • Comment best live bands • Muse, arcade fire, the prodigy, rage against machine, panic • Shorts • Red pants • His and Phil’s new apartment • Gif of him on breakfast bar • Bloopers • Traditionally Aeroplane Adventures 2- with danisnotonfire Sept 15 P-24 D-20 • Saying title • Zoom on face • Had cold which is why he sounds like duck • Chris and pj • Chris won contest • Phil next to Dan • Free seats • Cheese tray and chicken salad • Lemon scented hand towel • Free champagne • Phil laughs • Phil shouted at him for blowing bubbles • *embarrassed Phil wishes I️ didn’t exist • Coffin toilets • Us four are least business class people • There is not enough business in this class • Theo pthetis • From dragons den • On same flight • Phil pointed I️t out • Anticlimax • In robe endscreen • Music EPIC PRANK OFF! Dec 1 P-24 D-20 • In room at new apartment • Bright blue shirt • Wirrow drawing above bed • Blue stripped pillows • Tv in side • Guitar hero stuff • Other side of bed • Video contest • Prank off • From mr wiggly things • Don’t prank pets • Pillow on door and Phil walks in • Phil wearing plaid blue • Do you want a Ribena- yeah please- shoots him- • On laptop • Party popper • Phil in shower • Robert Patterson • Porn on computer • Salt in coffee • Their laughs sound same aw • Dribbled all over himself • Goes to get dan • Washes out mouth • 500 pounds • 5 best get Danisnotonfire tshirt • Powder in Phil’s hair dryer • On same side of bed • I️ hate you • Worst day ever • Making sequel to this called death of Dan If Dan was a Suerhero.. Dec 21 P-24 D-20 • On couch against wall • Party tricks • Flip wrists • Dining room table • Pick up chicks • Hippo noise • Film chronicle shirt video contest • Satrodophone poke song • Polar bears on face • Phil says he isn’t talented • Llamas kill everyone • Famous places • World becomes llama • Calming music at end 2012 Narcoleptic Laptop Feb 3 P-25 D-20 Deleted PRANK WINNERS! Deleted danisnotonfire Next Vlogger! May 6 P- 25 D-20 • Sitting on bed, camera is facing door • Joker t shirt • Bulky computer • Black comforter • Blue, black, and tan ish pillow • My name is dan • Known as Danisnotonfire • Made YouTube account 2006 • Oct 12, 2006 • Was 14 years old (haha same as me!) • And nothing I️ could do about I️t • British from Workingham • Currently lives in Manchester • Tell people stories of horrific experiences to himself • Near death experiences- Jamaica jumping off cliff clip plays • Cut to Manchester uni sweatshirt annoying people in cinemas • Time mum red browsing history • Llama hat in that • Vlogging communicates with people on personal level • When he says he stabbed someone bc no left hand scissors an gets comment ‘FAG’ • User blurred out • Think got wrong one • PaigeeStudd- basically saying I️ feel you • Makes I️t worthwhile • Channel is support group for people who hate peoples • Excited *effects* about next vlogger take vids to next level • Tapes lamp shade to ceiling for lighting • Better vids to laugh at • Danisnotonfire outro SuperNote 2012- THE LLAMARMY Oct 1 P- 25 D-21 • Black screen w/- “we are interrupting the normal Dan broadcasting schedule.” • Woah Dan this isn’t a Thursday • In living room • Eclipse shirt • Thursday still happening • Looks bare- old shelf • Team captain of supernote 2012 • Wearing bracelet? • Ended up winning • 2008 • YouTube community • Longest note out of mouth • You guys if want to join my team • Sexy, sad, manly • Video response • Police car outside • Team name: llamarmy • P big deal • You guys post vid responses, bullying him in comments, edit his face onto giraffes • Sweatpants grey • Longest note, llama hat and danasaur t shirt • And personal note • Others win totoros and wrist bands • Wow old vid • Phil comes in • Wearing grey make videos everyday shirt • Aww Phil looks so cute • Phil’s going to win • High five that hurts • Phil wearing llama hat • Phil lower note • ‘Dan you are so hot’ written below • Dan lasts longer • Underdogs • Get lots of people • Deadline Oct 31 • Danisnotonfire outro • Galaxy end Life’s Unanswerable Questions Oct 12 P-25 D-21 • Collab with Alex day • Wearing multicoloured tee • Sitting in front of fire place • Tetris lights • Hello internet • Unanswerable questions annoy • Found website in comic sans • Erradicate I️t • He likes to share opinions • What came first chicken or egg- egg • Tree would make sound • Bothers him • Ate tounge what would taste like • Tried to fail and succeed what have you done • Dan answers with sandwhich • Color is mirror • I️t has no color • Chameleon • Car at speed of light turn on headlights • Paradox • Can guy names nick have nickname • 4 out of 5 diahrea enjoy I️t? • Marsquakes-no • What is the speed of dark • Why can’t woman put mascara on with mouth closed • Dictionary in dictionary? Yes • What is meaning of life • Sirens • Best way to lose weight- cut self in half • Dan believes in aliens • Aliens aren’t going to look weirder than jellyfish • Bus driver closedoor • Can cry underwater • How old would you be if didn’t know your age • Someone vanished w/o trace how do people know missing • Timmy for a decade • Don’t try to get people to like you for the wrong reasons • Outro • Sexy endscreen dance • More interesting than space endscreen Men vs Women Dec 8 P-25 D-21 • On couch • B/w Brit flag pillow • Camp and grey t shirt • Earrings that are multicoloured • Which sex has is harder • Cat ears • Carrie • Opinions aren’t meant to be taken seriously black screen • Hit I️t rn • Getting kicked in balls or giving birth • Rly hurts • Guys never ask to be kicked in ball again • Squeezing watermelon out of ass • Dan wasn’t aware girls couldn’t lie on front • Nipples are useless • Joy of lactation • Man can’t have multiple orgasms • Sucks • Men get arosed and no one knows • Old ladies read 50 shades • Think grandma • Men can pee standing up and that sucks • Girls can multitask • What is so bad about periods • Don’t get into argument • Don’t ask if I’m Period • Dan had done that • Bleeding out of penis forever • Women live longer • Men don’t understand women have I️t harder • Women win • Debated in comments • Both sexy endscreen 2013 GOOD NEWS EVERYONE Jan 12 P-25 D-21 • In living room • Black long t shirt • So cold • Spicky jumper from topman • Jump in jeans • Repression how hardcore he is while life • Ryan from X factor wearing I️t • Burn I️t? • Mouse in bedroom • Trying to catch I️t humanity • BBC radio 1 • Phil comes next to him • Phil’s been making him not swear • Every Sunday unless they get fired • Watch entire show • 7-9 pm • Phil in blue sweashirt • Schedules • He’s loosey goosy uploading • Shit looking photos need more of • YouTube angry mob • You tubers don’t follow through • Dan Unspecific • Video on school • Never really talked about • Have nice day unless I’m Jamaica then I hate you bc you’re warm • Endscreen zooming on house objects w/ sexy music 2014 Dan and Phil SIM SURPRISE PHONE CALL! Dec 18 P-27 D-23 • In gaming room • Dan in horn hoodie • Phil in purple sh jumper • No pillows in back • Surprise calling random person • Phil is scared • Awkward on phone • Oh my goddd • Person is freaking out • Casey • Was just doing hw • English hw about them • How much she fangirls about them • Did you see photo of dan at bbc in Dino onesie • Not saying I️ hate but that was terrible • Told Phil about cat dying on YouTube • Watching for 2 Years • Collab- so many favs • Fav animal llama • Sorry about Phil • I️ need to tweet about this • That was so funny • Animal impression helps • Maybe next victim 2015 HOW TO PARTICIPATE IN THE DAN AND PHIL TOUR Oct 4 P- 28 D- 24 • Sitting in theatre looking behind chairs • Lots of stuff on stage • Rehearsal space • Dan in eclipse • Phil in constallion lion • 5 days • More tickets • Oct 8- Nov 4 • Danandphilbook.com • Want audience participation • Come hour early • 7 sec, weird kid, isg, crafts • P.O. box videos from back in day • Might not be able to keep I️t • Thinking about people from rest of world • Dan winks • Phil does I️t too to help 2016 HOW TO PARTICIPATE IN THE DAN AND PHIL TOUR! April 19 P-29 D-24 • In dressing room • From 360? • Dan in plain black t • Phil in show attire • Sup-a-de-fiddle • Dried mango • Cool creative ways • Arrive early • 7 sec, • Show box • Weird kid, show examples • Craft examples • No bigger than medium otter • Can’t keep them • Phil said mems • Chow • For now • Was that necessary? HOW TO GET INVOLVED IN #TATINOF Aug 12 P-29 D-25 • In same room • Oh it’s same video lol

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for: @siriusprotectionsquad​ sirius and ships event honesty, or the art of living when everything around you has fallen apart  pairing: sirius black x percy weasley wc: 2659

Twelve Grimmauld Place is a fucking shithole, so Sirius stays instead at The Burrow: there are no more Potters to turn to, but the Weasleys are similarly kind-mannered, and within a matter of days he’s moved into Percy’s room, taking up a duvet on the floor.

Percy’s room is terrifyingly immaculate, as if it’s never belonged to someone with a childhood: it’s made mostly up of various bookcases, dusted and kept in alphabetical order of author surname like a library, and even his wardrobe is simply a collection of identical pressed shirts of varying inoffensive colours and perfectly-hung smart trousers, his Weasley jumpers folded up and in neat piles in baskets at the bottom. Sirius has never known Percy, but his room is intimidating; he’s sharing with a neat freak, someone who appears to have about as much personality as the clean slate of table that makes up his desk, furnished with a neat pile of seventh year textbooks, a quill, and some folded-up letters from the Ministry.

“Where is he?” Sirius asks when he goes to fetch himself a cup of tea; the kitchen is busy, because it’s one in the afternoon and everyone is clamouring for something to eat, and it’s almost a pick and mix of who to ask.

“Trekking around the forests with Charlie,” Ginny replies, taking the helm of the question. “They’ll be back soon, I’m sure. Percy’ll complain that the trees are ruining his trousers, or something like that.” She passes a sugar cube to Sirius, who watches it dissolve in the warmth of his Earl Grey; he takes it back upstairs, and almost feels bad about staining the table.

But it gives it personality.

Percy returns late afternoon, and he’s not what Sirius was expecting at all. His ironed clothes aren’t so ironed on him, rumpled like he’s been wearing them a few days too many, and his hair has grown out of its neat cut and is on its way to becoming a mullet of curls; he walks strangely, like he’s forgotten how to put one foot in front of the other without conscious thought, and his eyes are glazed over, unresponsive to the new mess that Sirius has added to his room. He almost misses Sirius at all on his way to sit down at his desk, only noticing because the chair is already occupied.

Percy looks at him. “No-one told me you were here.”

Sirius sets down his mug. It feels like a declaration. “Well, I am.”  

Percy says nothing, and simply takes a seat on the end of his bed. He looks as if he’s never had spirit; Sirius knows the feeling.

-

Sirius runs out of tears to cry on the day of Fred’s funeral; Remus’s is that same morning, a small service that seems to pass by like a whisper in the wind, and he finds himself leaving Fred’s early. He can’t watch them all cry because he thinks that’s just too much in one day, and takes a stubborn seat on someone’s memorial bench, lighting a cigarette with a bright yellow Muggle lighter. He has a bar of chocolate tucked in his pocket, and yet somehow, it feels inappropriate.

He says nothing when Percy takes a seat next to him, eyes red as the prick of blood and his cheeks stained with floods of tears, his breath still hitching when he reaches for more. Percy says little to him, seeming to exist in his own bubble of thought, so of all people, Sirius is surprised that it’s him Percy is here with. He has a family, and friends, and Sirius falls into neither of those categories, just a fringe figure on the edge of Percy’s life.

Sirius holds out the bar of chocolate; Percy stares blankly.

“It’s not gonna lift all your worries or bring him back, but it’s something, alright?”

At this, Percy accepts the bar, fumbling for a moment to tear it open; the wrapper reads Dairy Milk, something he’s never had before. It tastes sugar-sweet, but it’s nice, and he finds himself several squares deep before he’s aware of what’s happening. Sirius grins.

“What’d I say?”

Percy smiles, and it’s the closest Sirius has ever seen to one that’s real.

He steals a piece, just because he can’t help it, and Percy rests his head on Sirius’s shoulder in the moments in which he starts to cry again, feeling the rise and fall of Sirius’s breath, comfortably irregular. “Will this feeling ever go away?”

“No,” Sirius says, wordlessly scourgifying Percy’s half-muddy brogues, wet with summer showers. “Because people never do.”

-

Percy and Charlie make near-daily walks through the forests behind their house, and, despite Percy always returning with scuffed knees and torn trousers, he makes no characteristic complaints on the state of them, simply fixing them up with magic each night until Sirius offers him a pair of jeans for the job. They’re a tad on the large side, because Percy is thin and tired-looking, but Sirius is used to taking things in with housekeeping spells and sorts him out.

“Haven’t you seen all of the forest by now?” he asks, pinching in the waist. Percy shifts.

“It doesn’t matter,” he says. “I like it. I like - the way that it’s quiet out there, and that you can forget what goes on at home and forget that there’s ever been something outside of the forest.” He sighs. “And I missed Charlie.”

“You mind if I come with you?” Sirius asks, trying to retain his laughter at how odd it looks: Percy, the style connoisseur, wearing black jeans stabbed with multicoloured pins and still adorned with loose thread from when they had been decorated with patches.

“No. I’d like it,” he says.

They don’t do much exciting hiking, tracing well-worn paths with bent-back trees, but Percy isn’t wrong: it’s like being somewhere else, in a world separate from the rest, and there’s a wonderful bliss to it. The only noise is the crunch of their footfalls, the shift of the tree branches in the wind, the birds singing sweetly back and forth.

Sirius has never been one for nature or quiet or reflectiveness, but suddenly he finds himself quite okay with it. He feels better almost automatically, and even Percy seems to have allowed a gentle sprinkling of his personality back through, lightly snipping at Charlie for having apparently poorly packed their sandwiches in the way that brothers do, with an easy chemistry.

“Here you go,” Percy says, passing Sirius his tuna sandwich. “We brought some mini rolls, but you can have those after.”

“What do you think I am, five?” Sirius scoffs. “I can eat my lunch in order.”

“I think you’re Sirius Black, and that you’ve been studiously avoiding eating your vegetables all week, so I thought that I ought to make sure you ate your main course this time,” Percy replies, letting through a well-meaning smirk that Sirius is surprised to find his heart flutters at. He’s not seen Percy like this, the whole time he’s been here, and it’s nice: he’s still there, still human, still playful. “And, need I remind you, no chocolate roll for you until I see those sandwiches eaten.”

“I’m older than you,” Sirius points out stubbornly, but eats the whole sandwich anyway as Charlie snickers. “There’s no mayo in this.”

“Dragons don’t like mayonnaise,” Charlie responds immediately.

“He’s not a dragon,” Percy points out. “He’s a person - though, I’ll admit, the smoking does bring to mind dragons.”

Sirius is definitely more pleased when they bring out the chocolate mini rolls, sharing a small tray of them. He battles hands with Percy as they reach for one, more playful than he’s felt in a long time, and they compromise on sharing the last one, though Sirius takes a slightly too large bite of it and receives a withering look for it.

The world crashes back down when he takes his first steps back out of the forest, though when he looks back, Percy is still pushing through the branches, and when he looks up at Sirius, he glows.

-

“Hey. Hey, shh, I’ve got you.”

It takes Percy what feels like an eternity to realise where he is: that he’s in his bedroom, wrapped in his duvet, and not in the middle of Hogwarts as it crashes down around him, that he’s not holding Fred’s dead body, that his dreams are just nightmares and Sirius Black is here, holding him, not screaming under a crucio that never ends. Here, in this moment, he’s okay, and Sirius’s hands are warm around his shoulders, and Fred is dead, but that’s okay because he’s not really; Percy can hear him in George’s laugh, or Bill’s, or Charlie’s, or anyone’s.

“It was just a dream,” Sirius is saying, reassuring, and Percy nods, suddenly aware that he’s sweating and that his hair is plastered to his forehead and that he must look a state. “Do you want me to go get you some water?”

“I’ll come with you,” Percy mumbles, but he can’t stop himself from wrapping his arms around Sirius first, holding tight to his warmth, listening to the beat of his heart. He misses people. He feels like he doesn’t know anyone anymore, but this, this is so close that he feels like suddenly he’s not so alone, that maybe there’s someone he can know still.

Sirius pours him a cold glass of water, and fetches Percy another set of pajamas as he showers. He knows the nightmares. He knows the fear.

The colour has returned to Percy’s face when he steps back out. He looks somehow even smaller than usual, wearing thin cotton pajamas and with his curly hair flat with damp and combed back. There’s something peculiar about Percy, a wiseness, something about him that seems old, like a fifty-year-old man in a twenty-year-old’s body, but suddenly he looks like what he is: lost, a seventeen-year-old who didn’t know what to do with himself and is suddenly too many years older and equally as lost.

He falls asleep on the sofa with a cup of tea, and Sirius lets him be. If anyone deserves that sleep, he thinks it’s Percy.

-

Sirius has been living in Percy’s bedroom for a flash-forward four months when Percy tells him that he’s going to move out. With Oliver Wood, Puddlemere’s Keeper; Sirius is beginning to think that he’s having a surrealist’s dream, but when he pinches himself it hurts, and when he thinks of his room without Percy it hurts worse. He’s developed an everyday, and he’s about to lose it.

“I’m sorry,” Percy says. Sirius is not quite sure how to feel, or what to say. He’s never been good at this.

 “Don’t be,” he replies. He could come up with a proceeding witty comment, but they somehow all die on his tongue, because four months have both sped by and been a lifetime, but regardless, he finds it bizarrely difficult to remember what life felt like without Percy Weasley and his half-ordered room and without the sound of his asthmatic snores and without the way Sirius can just feel him in the room. It’s stupid. Sirius decides he’s thinking too hard, and yet - he can’t shake these thoughts, or these feelings.

Percy packs his bags two months later, once the finances have gone through and he’s found his place, a nice flat in a nice neighbourhood in a nice borough. He talks incessantly about it to his family, but never mentions it to Sirius.

He’s sorry he has to go, but he knows that he’s feeling too much. He can’t handle or hope to understand these feelings, and he wants instead to push them away.

But he tells Sirius how he feels now, a daily exchange born out of post-war worry that takes place cross-legged on Percy’s bed over cups of tea. Sirius has accidentally expanded a hole in a pair of jeans by tugging at it over these sessions; they couldn’t make eye contact while discussing their emotions if they wanted to. Percy can’t, in general.

“You can’t just say feelings,” Sirius says. “There are a lot of feelings out there. Describe them.”

Percy’s mind stammers over the words and grasps for them, racks itself for simple adjectives in which to summarise the swelling in his chest. It finds words he doesn’t want - words he can’t understand, either.

“I want to be honest,” he says.

“Aren’t we always?”

“Not when it’s scary.”

“Are you scared of being honest right now?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“I’m scared of how you’re going to react.”

“Be honest with me.”

“I want to kiss you.”

Sirius’s breath audibly shudders. Percy looks up, but Sirius avoids his eyes. “I’m too old for you.” He knows it’s fucking bull, and Percy knows it’s fucking bull, and his heart is racing and he wants nothing more than to kiss Percy right back, bury his fists in Percy’s summer hair and push him into the mattress and never let go, because there’s nothing else left for him now but this.

So he does.

-

Percy moves out before Sirius wakes up.

-

Sirius moves out, too, eventually. He kicks dust around in Percy’s room, but everything in it is just a reminder of him, a reminder of his careful smile and that he used to sneak Ron’s chocolate pudding up to share for supper and the way he had looked on their last night together, as if, even if it was simply just for those moments, everything in him had clicked.

He doesn’t move back into Grimmauld Place; instead, he finds a cramped Diagon Alley flat above a dingy and loud pub and takes a job in a newly opening shop. He reads somewhere in the newspaper that Percy is dating Oliver.

He knows that this is good and right, that Percy is dating someone his age, someone that can make him happy. But he tears the page out and makes a paper aeroplane with it instead, and he wants to burn it but instead puts it in a drawer somewhere, one he doesn’t go into very often.

Life goes on.

-

Percy never forgets a date; he remembers, immaculately, when important events happened, and on precisely what day. He knows, therefore, when it’s been five years. He’s not with Oliver, anymore; he’s not even in London anymore, having left the country for a teaching job in Ilvermorny, Massachusetts. He spends his weekends wandering, with a picnic basket filled with tuna sandwiches and chocolate rolls that the students swear are intended for two people.

“Do you have a secret boyfriend, sir?” a mouthy third year Thunderbird asks him during a lesson. He taps his fingers against the solid oak of his desk.

“No,” he says. “I’m just waiting on someone.”

Five years. Percy thinks he’s waited long enough. He takes the week off school well in advance and organises work to be done in his absence that he knows will never be started, let alone completed, and cites a family meetup. He calls it a “bash”, to try and fit in, and the word feels strange on his English tongue; his students laugh, and he joins them. His laugh touches his eyes; in fact, it lights them up. He’s told to have fun.

On the five year anniversary, he knocks on Sirius’s door. He has a speech planned, because he’s Percy Weasley and he knows no other way, and it leaves his perfectly organised mind as Sirius looks at him, because he’s been waiting for this look for five years, craving it like nicotine.

“Can I be honest?” he asks. Sirius chokes on his answer, and instead nods, his eyes slowly welling. Percy has never seen him cry. “I can’t wait another second for this.”

Neither of them truly initiates the kiss, because they both do, without hesitation.

And they belong.

[happyk44]

Daredevil Soulmate Fanfic I started a while back but never finished and have since lost interest in. I don’t remember how it was supposed to end but basically Karen was going to wind up at Claire’s soulmate and obviously Foggy and Matt were going to get together.

I think part of the problem was that I lacked interest in watching the whole show over again, especially w/ viewing season two, and that I couldn’t devise how I wanted to write them getting together because I was very set on Foggy getting mad at Matt for hiding who his soulmate was and them fighting about it but couldn’t figure out the reconciliation part which annoyed me.

Anyway, I did like writing it when I was fond of the idea and I still wanna show it off so here it is. I tend to write in sections so parts that says “(MORE)” was an indicator for me to write in more between one part and another.

Matthew Michael Murdock is a romantic.

He always has been. He loves the idea of soulmates. Of meeting someone and seeing colours for the first time or looking at your wrist and watching the compass shift slightly to point at a person you’ve never seen. Timers counting down to the first meeting, your eyes being multicoloured until the day they’re not and you know you’ve met your soulmate, seeing phrases of what they’re thinking at that exact moment swirling on your skin.

Matt lives for that.

So when he’s thirteen and the name of his soulmates breaks out on his arm, inky black circles spelling out three words, one name, he immediately rushes off to find out what they mean. A girl in his math class offers to tap it out for him on his braille writer, making sure each mark is correct as she does. She triple-checks against his arm before handing him the piece of paper back and his fingers slide across it in eagerness.

Franklin Percival Nelson.

That’s his soulmate.

And from that moment he’s in love.

---

Franklin Percival Nelson does not want a soulmate.

It’s the seventh day of his being at Columbia and in honor of their first day of classes the next day, Foggy takes him out for a drink. He doesn’t drink, of course. It’s just something he doesn’t do if he’s not all that comfortable with the person, not all that trusting. Plus, his senses go on the fritz sometimes when he’s too inebriated and he doesn’t particularly enjoy the pounding headaches that come after.

But Foggy’s great and he takes it in stride and there’s a buzz there that Matt can’t be bothered to move in on since he’s busy waiting for Franklin to show up.

That’s when he finds out that Foggy is Franklin. Foggy because he snores so loud. Foggy because Franklin is too serious. Foggy because he’s Foggy. It just fits.

But Foggy doesn’t have a name, he doesn’t have a mark. His eyes are the same colour (apparently) and he’s never seen the world in black and white.

“Born with a name but my parents got it removed,” he explains plainly after a couple drinks.

His voice is slightly slurred and Matt is waiting patiently to pipe up but also considering waiting until Foggy is a bit soberer to tell him. He can’t stop smiling. Excitement thrums in his pulse. This is the moment he’s been waiting for.

Then his smile drops with Foggy’s next few words.

“Don’t wanna know,” he mumbles before grinning wide. “Takes all the fun out of it.”

“Out of what?” Matt asks because he wants to know why. He needs to know why Foggy doesn’t want to know it’s him.

“Out of dating, buddy! Out of being happy and falling in an’ outta love. My dad- my dad has a soulmate. She was three years older than him and- an’ had a mean right hook,” Foggy says and he grips the edge of the table tightly, looking agitated and Matt doesn’t want to hear the rest, doesn’t want to hear why Foggy hates soulmates.

“She hit him but he stuck around because soulmates.”

He says it like it’s a dirty word and Matt edges his sleeve further over his arm, trying to hide Foggy’s name marked out in Braille. He’s lucky, he thinks later, that his soulmate mark was the one of a name in the language you know, the language you read. He’s lucky it’s Braille. Foggy will never know and he doesn’t want him to. He doesn’t want Foggy to ever know.

Never.

“My mom found him after a bad night,” Foggy continues, oblivious to Matt’s discomfort. “She doesn’t have a mark, never has and is happy like that, you know. They love each other but there are people-” And Foggy’s breath hitches here, like he’s about to cry or shout. “There are people who think he should’ve stuck with his soulmate, regardless of the bruises she gave him, because they were soulmates. Like that means something.”

Matt clears his throat. “Did he get it removed? His mark?”

“No,” Foggy says sadly. His fingers circle around the inside of his glass. “Says he’s got nothing to be ashamed of an’ he’s not gonna hide that he’s a rule breaker.” There’s a grin in his voice and Foggy takes another shot.

“So they removed yours?”

“Mmm.” Foggy hums for a long time, brushing back his hair. “Got the name down on a sheet of paper though, says they’ll tell me if I ever want to know but…” He trails off and sighs deeply. “It’s not worth it. Being caught over something so dumb. How’d you know you’re falling in love with the person and not the idea of a soulmate, right? How do you know they’re a good person or not, if all you’re doing is- is- is assuming they must be great because soulmates.”

Matt nods. “I guess you have a point.”

When Josie swings past with another couple of shots, he steals one, wanting to burn off the sour taste in his mouth. He tries not to look uncomfortable or anything but Foggy still pauses and watches him for a moment then snaps, “Oh, shit! Matt, I’m sorry.”

“What?”

“About me,” he whines. “Going on about soulmates and how they suck when you- you’ve still got your mark.”

“No,” Matt says clearly. “It’s- it’s fine.” He presses his thumb to the bottom of the shot glass as Foggy snorts disbelievingly and kicks his ankle lightly after a few minutes. He sighs and grins small. “No, it’s not but I- I get what you mean.” He swallows thickly. “So you’d never want to know?”

“Nah. I mean, the person doesn’t know me or maybe they’ve just got a different mark, like eye colour and not my name, so it’s not their fault if they get all happy because hey, we finally meet, but, no.” Foggy takes another drink and laughs. “I don’t want to know. Ever. Let me fall in love like a Markless. Let it real.”

Foggy takes a deep breath. “So what about you, Matt? What’s your name, buddy?”

Matt wants to say it’s Foggy, explain that he’ll be better than Foggy’s father’s soulmate, better than any soulmate, tell him how he already likes Foggy as a person and he’ll love him like a person. He’ll be a good soulmate.

He’ll be the best soulmate.

Instead he says, “Steven Grant Rogers.” He swallows as Foggy chokes. “That’s the name.”

As Foggy tries to soothe him over the fact that his soulmate is not only Captain America but dead, Matt laughs it off easily, tries to pretend like his arm isn’t burning where his mark is stitched into his skin.

“Steven Grant Rogers is not just Captain America’s name,” he pretends to whine, trying not to enjoy the way Foggy’s draping himself on him. “Other people could be named Steven Grant Rogers.”

He’ll make Foggy fall in love with him, he thinks. He’ll make Foggy want him. And Foggy already does. He can hear it in his heartbeat every time Matt’s stripped or touched him. He just needs to get Foggy to make the move. If Foggy goes for it, then Matt’s not forcing the mark on him. If Foggy asks him out, then Matt’s not doing anything wrong. He can tell Foggy then. And Foggy will love him so it won’t matter. Foggy will want him and being his soulmate won’t matter.

Foggy will love him.

And they’ll be the best soulmates.

--

Mary Lynn Nelson is a lovely woman.

She also knows who Foggy’s soulmate is and when Foggy introduces Matt to the family for Christmas, she gives a slight jump. Her heart beats faster and that’s when Matt knows in perfect certainty that Foggy is his soulmate.

Neither of them say anything and when Foggy’s mother asks about Matt’s mark in passing, her heart pounding in interest, he lies and says, “Steven Grant Rogers.”

His voice hitches wrong when he says that name but Foggy just slips him a lozenge, mistaking the hitch for a suppressed cough.

Later, in the light of the lit menorah candles, he sleepily leans into Foggy, searching for additional warmth. They’re strewn out on the couch, Matt curled into Foggy. His head dips into Foggy’s chest, listening deeply to the beat of his heart thrump happily in his chest. He smells like turkey and vanilla, an interesting but strange combination that just works because it’s Foggy. Matt lets out an exhausting and embarrassing yawn in the middle of Foggy’s father’s horrible rendition of Silent Night.

Foggy laughs easily. “Tired, buddy?”

Matt makes a weird noise that he’s not sure how in the world he possible could have made but Foggy giggles again and helps him up. Eager eyes watch them stumble up the stairs into Foggy’s old bedroom. Tugging on a sweatshirt and some soft cottony pants with Foggy’s help, he falls down onto Foggy’s bed grinning wide.

“You’re all smiley today,” Foggy teases, humming as he pushes Matt’s bangs out of his face. Matt catches his wrist and tugs. Foggy laughs. “Okay, okay. Give me a minute.”

Twisting his head, Matt listens to Foggy undress, humming happily. Foggy reaches over him, for his bag, searching for his pajamas but Matt grunts and catches Foggy’s wrist again, tugging like a child.

He feels so comfortable here and everything smells like Foggy and it’s all warm and he’s happier more than he has been in a long time.

He’s also slightly drunk.

He nearly tugs Foggy into his chest with a needy snarl.

Maybe a lot drunk.

Foggy laughs again, a nervous trill, and his heart is beating faster than normal. Matt stops tugging but he shifts over on the bed and taps the space beside him. He holds back a whine.

Sort of.

“Matt, I really need my jammies, buddy,” Foggy says, reaching for his bag which Matt has snatched up, rolling away and tucking it underneath himself.

Foggy clambers on the bed, heaving himself on top of Matt, all sharp elbows and tough knees.  “I will squash you, Murdock.”

Matt giggles and rolls over into Foggy’s chest but he keeps the bag clutched to his chest. “Turn on the heat.”

“Matt, no, come on, seriously, just give me the bag!” Foggy swats Matt’s side, heaving upwards and over to a small heater. “You’re a dick, buddy.”

“That’s fine with me,” Matt drawled, scooting over more to accompany Fogg’s big frame.

“A dick,” Foggy repeats for emphasis as he dumps into space beside Matt, yanking a heavy blanket on top of them. He’s so damn warm and Matt rolls straight into the source of heat. Foggy shoves him away weakly, muttering, “I can’t believe you’re stealing my body heat too, Matt Murdock.”

“Warm,” Matt retaliates.

“Stole my family’s love.” Matt snorts and Foggy swats him, dropping his arm over Matt’s side. “Stole my jammies. Stealing my body heat. You’re a damn thief, Matty.”

Matt rolls his eyes and tousles Foggy’s hair a bit before dropping his hand to rest completely on the side of his face. “Whatever, Foggy.”

“Damn thief,” Foggy says again but he doesn’t move Matt’s hand.

Without thinking, Matt traces the edges of Foggy’s face and takes a breath as his fingers slide over the curve of Foggy’s ear. It’s a lovely ear with a dent on the side, shifting inwards for a bit then puckering right back out. He’d never noticed it before. He pushes his hands back and threads them through Foggy’s hair.

Foggy lets out a content hum, leaning into it and Matt snorts. “Still a thief?”

“Hell yeah, buddy.” Foggy twists his head slightly so Matt can knead his fingers deeper into his hair. “But I might be willing to overlook it.”

Foggy’s hair is smooth like silk, not too oily so it feels sticky on his fingers but not too dry so that it feels too crisp and crunchy. It’s just right, absolutely perfect, and Matt adores threading his fingers through it. After a while, Foggy passes out, snoring deeply like he does when he’s exhausted, and Matt has to grope behind himself to get the bag, rifling through it before slapping a breath-rite strip across Foggy’s nose, which doesn’t stop the snoring but lessens it to a much more manageable sound.

He keeps stroking Foggy’s hair afterwards until he himself falls asleep, content in his soulmate’s arms.

--

David Tyler Nelson is not a quiet man.

Well, he probably is. He’s just not quiet to Matt.

In the pitches of early morning, how early is debatable seeing as Matt’s not really fond of moving currently and can’t see a clock, he can hear him hissing below in the kitchen. Foggy used to whine about how he both loved and hated the placement of his bedroom, atop the kitchen so it was easier to catch a sniff of what was cooking but so close that it got unbearably hot in the summer and heat rose up through the floorboards and caked into his room.

The kettle’s on. Matt takes a sniff. Coffee. French vanilla. He closes his eyes, thinking as his mind coaxes itself awake. French vanilla with caramel.

“We should tell him,” Foggy’s mother whispers patiently. She’s stirring her spoon in her own mug of coffee, the metal clinking loudly against the ceramic of the mug and Matt’s half-tempted to stop listening right then and there because frankly, he doesn’t have time to deal with mug clinks. It took him a solid month before he managed to get Foggy to stop.

On the other hand, he’s almost certain they’re talking about Foggy’s removed mark and the fact that Matt is most definitely his soulmate. At that thought, Matt strokes a finger over Foggy’s collarbone, right where the collar of his shirt would be. Removals always leave a noticeable mark, a noticeable sign that this is a person who was not born Markless.

Well, noticeable for sighted people anyway, Matt thinks bitterly, fingers dragging across the raised and bumpy skin that his senses don’t pick up on.

Foggy shivers.

Matt stops.

“We don’t know it’s him, Mary,” Foggy’s father says firmly. “And if it were, don’t you think he would’ve said something about it.”

“Not unless Foggy said something about not wanting to know,” his mother stresses and it’s amazing how correct the woman is. “Not unless he’s afraid Foggy won’t like him back.”

His father grits his teeth. “Mary-“

“David,” she interrupts, “you saw the way he acted when he said that name. It’s a lie. The boy is smart and talented but he cannot lie for the life of him.”

Matt frowns. He’s a perfectly good liar.

“I know, I know,” Foggy’s father agrees and Matt gives a bristle of annoyance because he is a good liar. He’s been lying about his senses for years now. To everyone. Including Foggy.

That particular thought makes him wince and he swallows thickly.

Is it really lying if you just never mention it? he thinks. Is it really lying it just never comes up in conversation?

No.

Yes.

A fine line of confusion.

He stops thinking about it and goes back to listening, pretending fully like he isn’t eavesdropping and just hasn’t got a hang of his senses so early in the morning yet.

“-tell him. He would want to know,” Foggy’s mother says and now she’s slurping at her coffee and Matt wonders if it’s really worth it to pretend like his senses aren’t in his control yet just so he can listen in on whether or not they’re going to tell Foggy that Matt’s been lying to him.

Another lie he’s done well, he thinks vaguely.

“Mary-” Her husband takes a breath. “Compromise. We don’t tell him but we give him the note. A copy of it just in case.” He pours the coffee into his own cup, the liquid sloshing against the walls of the mug. “And that’ll be that. If Matt wants Foggy to know, he’ll try to get him to read it. If Foggy’s curiosity gets the best of him, he’ll read it himself.”

“He won’t,” Foggy’s mother says slowly. “He’ll take it but he’ll never read it. Even if he wants to. Even if Matt edges him on. He’ll never read it. You know that.”

“But he won’t be happy about it if we tell him either.” He takes a long, dragging slurp from his mug and Matt wonders why people do that, why they have to be so irritating that way.

His wife sighs. “Compromise,” she agrees finally.

Later that week, when Matt and Foggy are heading back to campus, he hears them hand Foggy the note, the copy with his name on it.

Later that same day, when Matt and Foggy are in their dorm, he hears Foggy snort and rip the note into pieces, dumping them all in the trash.

He pretends like his heart isn’t breaking with each flutter of paper that lands in the can.

--

Marcelle Candace Stahl is pure evil, devil incarnate.

Matt hates her immensely.

Marci is Markless. Marci is what Foggy wants. It doesn’t help that she’s obviously beautiful. Everyone’s heart speeds up when she passes by. He can’t tell how many arousals he inhales every time she flashes the littlest bit of skin.

And it doesn’t help that Foggy likes her. A lot.

Gritting his teeth, Matt forcibly grips his hands into fists and listens to Foggy go on and on about Marci while he pretends to be happy for him.

“She’s just-” He laughs and groans, covering his face. “-fucking perfect, Matt. So out of my league but she likes me.” He laughs again, longer this time and the sound make Matt’s heart beat double time. “And the sex is great, of course.”

His heart flat-lines.

“Of course,” Matt says and he tries not to spill the venom in his chest into his words.

“Skipped vanilla and went straight into kink,” Foggy continues, humming happily as he flutters his fingers across his stomach.

Matt can do kinky. Matt can do bondage and biting and whatever else it is Foggy wants. But Matt doesn’t say any of this. He rolls his shoulders, turns around and thinks vehemently about how much he wants to punch Marci in her perfect, flower-scented face as Foggy continues on about how much of a goddess she is in bed.

He’s only slightly grateful when Marci barrels in and drags Foggy off to dinner minutes later. She ducks her head back in for a moment and Matt can hear her lipstick dragging slick across her lips. “I wouldn’t expect him back tonight, Matty,” she says and there’s the glee in her voice as Matt tenses. “Actually, I think I’m gonna keep him for the weekend.” She flutters her fingers in his direction, a swishing and irritating movement. “Have a nice night!”

Matt hates Marci.

He decides right there and then that he will tell Foggy, the moment the two break up, about his mark. Well, maybe not the moment, he thinks. An hour or so afterwards. Once Foggy’s properly mourned. It’d be rude to throw it at him in the light of his breakup and Foggy wouldn’t be pleased.

Matt sighs and traces the piece of paper carrying Foggy’s name in his pocket.

It’ll be okay, he thinks. Most soulmates end up together. Of course he and Foggy will.

--

Steven Grant Rogers is not dead.

Captain America was unearthed, alive and relatively healthy, from a block of ice. He broke his way out of the room where they were keeping him at SHEILD and burst into Times Square literally an hour after Marci and Foggy broke up, a minute away from Matt clearly his throat and coming clean about who his soulmate really is, and Matt is pretty much sure he’s cursed when the announcement breaks out over the news, filling the campus with uncontained excitement and causing someone to throw themselves into the room yelling about it.

Steven Grant Rogers has one brown eye along with his blue. The blue is natural, they can assure him now, medical science being what it is. The brown is for his soulmate.

Foggy is overjoyed.

Matt wants to die.

Somehow, through weird means, Foggy manages to get him to meet Steve. For a moment, he panics sure that they’ll want to check his mark, sure that they’ll tell him it’s not Steven Grant Roger but Franklin Percival Nelson and then Foggy will know but no one asks, no one checks and they’re picked up by a four people who are definitely armed, even if their weapons aren’t flashing around in public.

It’s in a small but tall room at SHEILD. They’re there first. There’s a man above them with a bow slung over his back, perched up in the highest corners of the room. Matt wonders if anyone knows he’s there. Foggy keeps jumping up and down on his heels. He’s excited to meet Captain America. Matt kind of is too but he feels bad for the giving the man false hope.

He feels bad being there.

He should’ve said something, he thinks, hearing footsteps patter their way down the hall towards the room. He should’ve told Foggy the truth before this could spiral into what it is now.

Captain America - Steve, call me Steve - steps in, followed by a man in a crisp suit. Matt can’t hear the folds of the man’s clothing. For a minute he assumes that it’s spandex but it fits differently on him than spandex does. It hangs, effortlessly, and smells plain. The man in the rafters jumps down when the suited man – Coulson – snaps his fingers.

Soulmates, Matt clarifies in his mind when they’re hands glide together in passing as the man with the bow shifts behind Coulson, both hearts beating faster the moment they touch before fading softly back to normal.

He’s wondering what kind of marks they have when he shakes Steve’s hand. There’s a beat of silence and Foggy’s heartrate falls. His shoulders drop. For a person so uninterested in his own, Foggy sure does care a lot about Matt’s soulmate.

“I’m sorry,” Steve apologizes immediately as someone behind Matt shakes their head.

“It’s fine,” Matt replies smoothly because unrequited soulmates are rare and he really doesn’t want to be Captain America’s. “I didn’t think it’d be you. That would be too lucky.”

Steve’s a nice guy. He feels bad about the mistake and interprets Matt’s happiness wrongly as sadness because of his words. “Well, even if we’re not, would you like…”

He trails off, leaving the question open but it’s obviously an offer for a date. Matt’s ready to say no when Coulson takes a step forward, his arm raised to touch Steve gently, perhaps to dissuade him from finishing the offer, and the guy with the bow shifts agitatedly. Steve twists his head slightly, turning to the arm, and he laughs.

“Come on, Clint,” he whines, voice teasing, turning back to look at the man with the bow, who shrugs. “I thought we were good.”

There’s a moment where everyone is aware of something and Matt isn’t and he hates it, clenching his teeth. Foggy’s snickering in his ear, murmuring low, “The agent guy, Coulson, he’s got a thought mark.” Foggy takes a moment to laugh again. “It said ‘stupid star spangled ass’ on his hand.”

Matt laughs too, quietly, and listens when the man with the bow, Clint, says, “What can I say, Cap? I’m a jealous man.”

He moves swiftly and tucks himself into Coulson’s chest, swatting his arm away from Steve and everyone laughs again. Coulson snorts, unamused, but his heart beats out a happy tone and he wraps one hand firmly around Clint’s hip. Matt shifts, jealous. Foggy’s too busy to being excited over meeting stupid Captain America to even bump his shoulder like he would and they’re not moving so there’s no sense for Matt to be touching him.

Steve clears his throat and Matt gets ready to say no again when Foggy does bump him eagerly. It hits Matt that it’d be stupid to deny a date from Captain America. Foggy would want to know why he didn’t want it. He’d stew at it for hours, no matter the excuse. And Foggy’s smart. He’d figure out why Matt said no. He’d figure out that Matt lied. He’d know.

Foggy’s not supposed to know.

He doesn’t want to.

Steve asks again.

Matt says yes.

His mark burns.

--

Steven Grant Rogers could charm the pants off a nun.

Actually, Matt’s pretty sure he could charm the pants off a nun and then get her into bed without question. It’s an amusing thought, if not a little disgusting. Still, Steve is lovely and asks a lot of questions. Matt tries his best answer them but his heart’s not in it. He’s too preoccupied listening to a heartbeat across the city. He sighs when another heartbeat joins Foggy’s. There’s a steadiness in them and then suddenly Foggy’s is pounding. So is the other one.

Matt switches his focus back to Steve, trying to remember what question they were on. Something about… pie? Clocks? The economy?

He’s faintly aware of Foggy’s heart beating faster and faster and heavily aware of the tension rolling between him and Steve. Guilt slams into him. He’s been a bad date.

“I’m sorry,” he says, pushing his fork to the side so he doesn’t fiddle with it during his apology.

He looks at Steve’s face, more cut than Foggy’s, less soft around the edges, which doesn’t make it unattractive per se, just not perfect. Sure, Captain America’s supposed to be hot but he’s shaped like a Dorito. Matt isn’t the biggest fans of Doritos.

Marshmallows are better.

He licks his lips. “I’m just-”

“Preoccupied,” Steve finishes easily. “I got that.”

“I’m sorry,” Matt says again.

Steve shakes his head and laughs. “It’s okay. We’re not soulmates so you’re not interested.”

Matt swallows. He’s normally better at this. “It must be awkward for you anyway.”

Steve pauses with a forkful of pasta to his mouth. “Why do you think?”

Because you’re from the forties and probably homophobic on some level, Matt thinks. Out loud, he says, “Because there- I mean, you’re probably not comfortable with- with being out like, um-”

He has absolutely no idea where he’s going and is slightly mortified and mostly relieved when Steve cuts in, “I’m bisexual, by the way.”

Matt chokes. Steve laughs.

“Yeah, even with soulmates, it wasn’t- wasn’t accepted much back then,” Steve says. There’s a grin in his voice. “So I never said anything but, um, yeah.”

“That’s- that’s nice.” Matt clears his throat. “It must be one benefit of being here. Now. In the future. The present.” He’s beginning to ramble he realizes. He stops and “stares” at his feet. God, he’s a disaster today.

Language, Father Lathom���s voice chastises and Matt considers just throwing himself off a bridge. It’d make everything easier. And effectively ruin this failure of a date from his mind. And the fact that Foggy is having sex.

“Mmm.” Steve relaxes in his seat. Matt can feel him staring, his gaze piercing Matt’s skin, and he shifts. “Actually, I do still have a question. If you’re willing.”

“Shoot,” Matt says and then backtracks wondering if Steve even knows what that’s slang for.

He does apparently judging by the fact that he steeples his hands together and asks, “Why did you say I was your soulmate?” Matt swallows down a half a glass of water as his heart races. “Or rather that my name was?”

The water Matt had chugged seems to evaporate in his mouth because his throat is drying again and his voice cracks. “What do you mean?”

“Your boyfriend. Franklin. He’s your soulmate, right?” Matt freezes but Steve plows on. “Did you just want to meet me?”

There’s a long silence. Matt’s pretty sure the echo of this silence is going to make him deaf. It’s pounding. His throat is drier than the Sahara Desert. He swallows. It doesn’t help.

“Fog- Foggy’s not my soulmate,” he says. He clears his throat, tries to sound firm but it comes out weak and desperate regardless. “My soulmate’s name is Steven Grant Rogers. He thought that-”

“But it’s not,” Steve cuts off and there’s tension rolling off his shoulders.  He drops his hands and swallows audibly, aware that he’s said something he shouldn’t have, rolled into a topic he shouldn’t have.

Matt takes a breath. “Foggy’s parents removed his mark when he born and he doesn’t want to know who it is.” He licks his lips and squeezes his hands together. “He’s not interested in having a soulmate.” Steve’s heart beats in interest and Matt laugh tonelessly. “He asked me about it. Right after spilling that knowing who his soulmate is something he never wants to know. The bar we were at was playing a rerun of an old Captain America movie.”

“And you just said my name,” Steve finishes and Matt wants to break.

He nods. “I have a question.”

Steve snorts. “Um…” He pauses for a moment then says, “Shoot?”

Matt swallows, giving a slight grin and nod of approval. “How did you know?”

“They told me about the claim and I-” He sighs deeply. “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone not wearing a SHEILD uniform. I figured it wouldn’t be you but I thought it might be fun to try and get out anyway,” Steve confesses and he rubs the back of his neck nervously. Heat flares from his face. “I asked them not to check the mark but they did when you came in. It was an accident though. Carri, the short stocky girl?”

Matt nods, remembering her. She smelled deeply of perfume, probably to mask the cigar odor underlying it. She’d asked him to remove his jacket so they could get it through a scanner. He had. Since it was a cool day, he’d worn a short-sleeved shirt underneath. His mark was on full-display, splattered across his arm.

“Her brother’s blind and she learnt Braille when he did. To help him out anyway. She noticed the name was wrong and told Coulson who told me,” Steve says. He taps his watch, new and digital.

“But you came anyway.”

“Like I said, I wanted to see someone not wearing a SHEILD uniform for once.”

“And get outside,” Matt adds.

Steve laughs again and nods. “And get outside.”

Matt’s not really sure if this qualifies as outside. The restaurant is pretty much devoid of all people besides the SHEILD agents surrounding it and the staff in the kitchen, who, judging from the brisk way their waiter walked, are probably SHEILD agents as well. The restaurant is also three hours away from the city and Matt’s actually kind of convinced that SHEILD is capable of building restaurants in a day, much less a week, which is how long he had to stew on this date and consider turning it down.

He twists lightly in his chair. “So you used me?”

“Not as well as I had hoped,” Steve says, making it evident that this is probably not what he qualifies as “getting outside”. He shrugs. “It’s only for another month though. They just want me to be properly adjusted before I get to live on my own.”

“How can you adjust if you never see the real world?” Matt counters.

Steve laughs, loud and blaring. It’s not a Foggy laugh but it’s close enough to make Matt grin earnestly. “I am using that,” Steve assures him. “And when Hill asks me where I got that line from, I am blaming you, Mr. Murdock.”

“That’s quite alright, Mr. Rogers,” Matt says. He smiles a little stiffly and reaches for his glass. “That’s quite alright.”

They end up breaking out and disappearing into the night on Steve’s motorcycle. Steve has clearly defined muscles if Matt can feel them through his jacket but it’s not what Matt’s into. He likes strong, he likes muscular. But soft and squishy muscular. More fun that way. More surprising when they can pin you down and hold you and it’s nice to touch.

They stop just before the city since Steve is a little paranoid about not having a valid license and not knowing any new road laws. He offers to carry Matt the rest of the way, if only to ease his feet. Matt accepts, if only to rub it in Foggy’s face later that Steve Rogers, Captain America, carried him piggyback style for a good twenty minutes.

They go into a nearby art gallery and Steve describes the art failingly for a good hour before they’re caught. Matt gets dropped off at his apartment and thanks them for a lovely evening for curling up in bed and sending Foggy all the pictures he sent.

He wakes up to a good number of angry texts from a horrified Foggy who forgot that Matt was even going out with Captain America that night.

“You should’ve called! What if your poor taste in clothes killed his colour sense, Matt?” Foggy hisses over pancakes. “You could’ve scarred an American legend, buddy.”

Matt snickers and cuts up his pancakes, nodding at Foggy. “Like what you’re wearing is any better.”

“What?” He can hear the telltale swish of Foggy’s hair swooping down his face as he ducks his head to look at his own clothes. “My sense of fashion is perfectly- Oh, fuck you, Matt Murdock.”

He throws sugar packets at Matt’s face and Matt laughs and wonders for the billionth time if he should tell Foggy about his mark. Later, he rationalizes. Later.

The only problem is that he doesn’t know how much longer later is.

--

Eve Melinda Smith does not have her father’s name on her wrist.

Even if she did, Matt knows he’d still be punching the man within an inch of his life. If it were her father’s name wrapped around her wrist like a bracelet, it wouldn’t be. It’d be another person with that name. A pure coincidence.

But it’s not and even if it were, Matt would still be in the yard beating this man to death. Hell, he could be her soulmate and Matt would still be in the yard beating him to death. Soulmates or not, no one deserves to get touched without their permission and little girls definitely do not deserve that from their fathers.

With that thought, Matt slams his fist right into the side of the man’s face hard enough that he feels it shiver and shake up his bones.

“You touch your daughter again,” he snarls, his other fist raised, “and I will know.”

He lands another punch and then another and then another after another, until the only sound he can hear is the thudding of his heart, the gasping breaths of the man beneath him and the constant thud of his fists on the man’s face.

The smell of blood is tangy in the air, reeking off the man’s face, reeking off Matt’s knuckles. The man’s breathing has lulled from its previous gasping and choking. Matt takes a breath, pushing up. A sick desire in him thrums to crush him, step on his neck and snap it. Choke him.

Kill him.

Instead, he brushes bloodied fingers against a cut on his lip and shivers. The cloth around his eyes are tight and there’s a badness in him that is burning a hole in his chest. Behind the cloth, his eyes flutter and he clenches his fists tight, no matter how much the pain burns from the open wounds on the back of his hands.

He breathes deeply and marches off.

After meticulously washing the blood off his hands, he unties the cloth, lets it flutter to the ground and pitters back downstairs, dropping a few quarters into a payphone. He dials nine-one-one and in the second before someone picks up, he considers hanging up the phone and going back to finish the job. Then the second’s up and he gives them the address and goes back upstairs, listening quietly to Eve mumbling in her sleep. An hour later a phone rings. Minutes later, Eve is up and heading out, her mother’s hands shaking. There’s a pep in her heartbeat, one Matt hadn’t heard before in the long time he’d been listening.

It’s happiness.

It’s relief.

Matt exhales and grins.

Eve Melinda Smith does not have her father’s name wrapped around her wrist. And now she won’t have him wrapped around anything else.

Matt breathes and covers his face, trying to suppress his grin by thinking of saddening things like Foggy finding out that Matt, blind as a blind man can be, went and beat up a man close to death.

That thought’s a bit too sad. He rolls over and buries his face in silk covered pillows. A one-time thing, he assures himself. For a little girl who needed it. For a little girl who needed help.

Deep down he knows it’s not going to be a one-time thing. He knew that when he continued training, continued going to the gym in wait of the day he would snap and start wailing on someone.

He wonders if he should tell Foggy about the churning, wanting need to hurt.

No, he decides. It’d make it harder to be his soulmate with that looming between them. Frankly, because Foggy would a) be pissed off about it and undeniably mad and b) because Matt knows, even now with only one man decked out in his long list of future punches, that he’s not going to stop, that he can’t stop and he’s pretty sure that’s going to be the breaking point between him and Foggy.

So he listens to Eve’s heartbeat until it fades out too far away for him to hear it with straining himself, without focusing hard on it, and goes to sleep.

It’s one of the best sleeps he’s ever had.

--

Karen Susan Page is innocent.

Her breath hitches harsher than it had been the moment Foggy and Matt walk into the room and Matt tenses even as he fast talks the officer out of the room. Unrequited soulmates are rare but, knowing his luck, it’d be bound to happen to one of them. And judging from Foggy’s quick heartbeat and flushing skin, he’s a little bit more than attracted to Karen and probably more than willing to date her, especially if he assumes that he’s her soulmate.

“How long have you been practicing law?” Karen sniffles, tugging at her sleeves. Her skin is hot, the warmth of it radiating hard off of her.

Matt pauses then glances in Foggy’s general direction. “What time is it?”

Karen’s breath hitches again, like she’s nervous where this is going, she’s aware of the joke meaning behind asking someone that question.

“Twelve twenty-two a.m.” Foggy pulls his sleeve over his watch and Matt, calculating quickly, says, “About seven hours.”

Karen lets out a bubble of nervous laughter, disbelief in the tone. Foggy sighs, voice lowered but still loud enough that Karen could easily hear it behind her hitching sniffles. “Well, if you go from when we passed the bar…”

“I was going from when we got our own desks.”

Foggy’s hair swishes as he nods in understanding. “Oh, then yeah. Seven hours.”

Karen lets out a broken laugh, scared, and her voice is hoarse as they begin to talk. Her voice is still hoarse when they get her out of her cell, but this time more wrecked from screaming, the man’s blood still staining her fingertips, even if it’s not noticeably there anymore, even if she can’t feel it rub wet and warm over her skin.

Foggy talks low and sweet, murmuring gently as she shakes and shudders.

--

(NAME) is a nice guy if anything.

He does help Matt up to Claire’s and doesn’t say anything else about him to anyone which is nice.

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--

Claire Georgina Temple has a thought mark in the center of her lower back.

Matt finds this out when he clumsily presses his mouth to hers. She likes him, he knows this, and he likes her, he knows that. And maybe this will help him move on from Foggy, like Elektra did.

Sort of.

Not really.

Elektra was no help on that front at all, to be honest.

But still, Claire is great and Matt likes her and she likes him so it’ll work.

Except it won’t because she pulls away and laughs quietly under her breath, “I’m not really looking for a beard, Matt.”

Matt’s not fast when it comes to informal conversation. Especially informal conversation between people who aren’t good friends as of yet. He swallows, takes a moment to think, process and then says, “What is the lesbian equivalent to a beard?”

Claire smiles lightly and socks his shoulder gently, her movements smooth but tired. Her arm drops to her lap. “I don’t know.”

“We should look it up,” Matt suggests, already up and moving. He remembers watching birds that would fly into the gym and sit up high on the rafters, their bodies moving twitchy and quick. He’s pretty sure that’s how he looks right now, at the counter, head twisting one way and then another, arms flickering out.

Twitchy.

Like a bird.

He does not like that comparison.

There’s a stammer in Claire’s heartbeat now and her breath stops for just a moment before hitching and exhaling out. “Matt?”

“Yes?” he says, starting two cups of tea for the both of them.

“What’s the name on your arm?” she asks and she sounds scared, nervous, worried.

Matt closes his eyes, steadying himself with the motion, and breathes the panic in his chest out slowly.

“It’s not yours,” he assures her after he’s calmed down some. “I just thought-” His hands shake and this was a stupid decision, he thinks vaguely while steadying his palms on the counter. “I thought that you liked me.”

“I do,” Claire assures him. “Just not like that.” There’s a beat of silence before she asks, “So who is it?”

When he doesn’t respond, too busy squeezing the counter and trying to breathe easily because the name on his arm doesn’t want him and he can’t stop thinking about it lately, she stands up, shoulders sagging, and slips over beside him.

“Mine’s on my back,” she says. There’s a ruffle of cloth and Matt can hear her fingers tapping against her skin, butterfly light. “It’s a, uh, a thought mark. I read it backwards every morning.” She shifts, turning all the way around so her back’s to him. “Can you see it?”

Matt laughs. “No, I can’t see it.”

Her shirt drops and she turns back around, leaning against the counter. “What can you see, Matt?”

He laughs again, tonelessly now. There’s nothing all around him. His eyes see pure black and will never see anything else. He swallows and taps the counter. “Nothing,” he says simply. “Not a damn thing.”

“So then how-”

“I don’t know,” he says, feeling bad for cutting her off but this is bad topic and he doesn’t like talking about it, even though the only people he’s ever discussed it with are Stick and Elektra, and with Elektra it was not willingly. “I just know where things are. I- I sense them around me and I can- I can move around them because of that, I can follow people because of that. But other than that, everything-” His breath quivers and he finishes off her tea. “Everything is black.” He taps the edge of his eyes. “No light perception. Total and complete blindness.”

Claire makes a noise. “I’m sorry.”

“It’s not your fault.”

“I know,” she says, reaching for her mug. “I’m still sorry.”

There’s a palpable tension pulling between them, thick enough to choke in and Matt takes a few delicate sips of his own cup of tea, each one silent to the ears, before mumbling, “What did it say? This- this morning?”

Claire pauses, drums her fingers on the counter and thinks. Matt twitches at the sound as it thuds angrily in his head. “‘I need milk’,” she says finally, pulling her hand off the counter as she moves back to the couch. “That’s what it said this morning.”

“Mine,” Matt begins. “Mine says-” He laughs awkwardly and turns to the window, the thudding of rain pouring against the glass the only reason he knows it’s there. “Mine says Franklin Percival Nelson.”

“Nice name,” Claire says. She takes a loud and obnoxious sip of her tea. “Sounds nice too.”

“He is,” Matt says. “Perfect.”

Claire doesn’t ask how Matt knows that.

Matt doesn’t tell her.

They think about their marks in silence, breathing in and breathing out and hoping.

--

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--

Franklin Percival Nelson knows the identity of Daredevil.

He shouts and helps Matt sit up.

He shouts and helps Matt get dressed.

He shouts and leaves.

Matt cries the entire time.

I stopped there since I couldn’t bring myself to finish off the season, which I had never watched in its entirety anyway. Naturally it would go into the other episodes after their fight, wrap around the end of season 1. I was debating whether or not to keep it compliant to season 2 but that was dependant on whether or not i actually watched it or not.

Anyway, I hope this was a nice enough wip. I’ll probably never finish it. It’s just too much and I’m not interested in Daredevil that much anymore but I liked it well enough irregardless. :)