#muhahahahahahahaha
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
kandidandi · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
i love my blorbos i would do anything for them *hits them with a bat*
141 notes · View notes
escaped-goat · 12 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
🎃🎃HAPPY BOOP SEASON MEOWTHERFUKKERS 🎃🎃
2 notes · View notes
myheroacademia277 · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
7 notes · View notes
moonlight-skelly · 7 months ago
Note
*boop* :3
Tumblr media
*le gasp* I've been booped! How could you!?
Tumblr media
Nyehehehe *boop!* >:3
Tumblr media
*smol Skelly later realizing that she technically doesn't have a nose...*
1 note · View note
gamerad2008 · 2 years ago
Text
april 1st, part 1.
Tumblr media
0 notes
fluffylandshark · 1 year ago
Text
@bogleech nah dude. Tree law will absolutely ruin them and make you filthy rich. From what I've heard illegaly cutting down someone's tree is one of the worst mistakes an asshole can make because nobody ever expects that they'll be fined tens of thousands of dollars because of a tree, so they never bother to cover their asses and depending on the type and age of the tree it can get insanely expensive. If the person who did it is middle class they won't be for much longer. Why bother going to jail when you can damn them to poverty. Revenge is a dish best served by giving the newest beggar in town some change with the smuggest of grins because they were your asshole neighbor who ruined your yard by cutting down your tree or in a less extreme case watching as their retirement fund evaporates and they can't go on vacation for the next five years. Not only entirely legal (unless giving homeless people some change is a crime) but also gives you the chance to savour your victory whenever you see them, their previous quality of life nearly as irrecoverable as your trees. Why kill them when you can ruin them?
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Art by u/reachling
131K notes · View notes
vermilionsun · 2 months ago
Note
wouldnt it be funny if vere met a mouse hybrid 💀
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
muhahahaHAHAHAHAHA—
Disclaimer! MC/mouse hybrid is mentioned with both They/Them and It/Its
Tumblr media
✦ Okay, so, fun bio fact; foxes are actually canines — aka doggos! [Thus Vere’s line, “If you ever call me a dog again, I’ll break you”] But let’s have our fun by assuming Vere runs on Kitty Software™
✦ “What the… fuck is this?” Vere stared at the creature before him.
✦ Intrigued by the whiskers and tail. Not impressed by the membrane ears.
✦ Vere cautiously approaches the mouse, unsure of what to expect. Its tiny nose twitched, and their small, beady eyes watched him warily.
✦ He slid behind it, cautiously reaching out a hand, feeling the soft fur under his fingers. The creature let out a tiny squeak, causing Vere to j u m p back in surprise.
✦ Shooketh when it disappears?! Where the fuck—
…Was that rock there before? Now they definitely have his attention
✦ They move? He hisses. They breathe? He hisses. They dare exist in his vicinity? He will hiss, thank you very much.
✦ It’s not his fault they seem to be testing his patience at every turn
✦ “The mouse is being a bitch,” he mutters under his breath, trying to hide the fact that he's actually starting to enjoy their company
✦ * chomp *
“Vere, spit it out.”
✦ Jokes aside, he feels a tiny bit bad when he sees them struggling. Not that he doesn’t enjoy their torment, far from it. But the thought of them trying their best in a life a hundred times bigger than them would make anyone…you know…
✦ Sneaks them food or turns them into food [he wouldn't but it doesn’t stop him from daydreaming about it]
✦ He can't help but admire their determination, even if it is sometimes comical to watch.
Maybe it's the underdog in him rooting for them to succeed, or maybe it's just the unexpected bond that has formed between them.
Either way, he finds himself becoming more invested in their well-being than he ever thought possible.
Tumblr media
34 notes · View notes
kandidandi · 2 years ago
Note
KHFKHFK I THOUGHT I WAS FOLLOWING YOU I DIDN'T REALIZE I WASN'T
HAHA YES NEW MUTUAL YOU HAVE MADE A GREAT MISTAKE!!!
12 notes · View notes
the-kr8tor · 7 months ago
Note
I just visited that haberdashery shop in town that I told you about and honestly its exactly how I picture Aunty Janet's shop. Just thought you needed to know. I walked in and my brain screamed TTN. Katy what have you done to my mind?
I read haberdashery in a British accent 🤣🤣 I love that word, rolls off the tongue like marbles lmaoo
Was aunty janet there? If so, say hi to her for me
😂😂😂 you'll never escape me and my writing muhahahahahahahaha 😈
4 notes · View notes
myheroacademia277 · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
1 note · View note
chaotic-tired-bastard · 4 months ago
Note
oho, yes yes yes
I ask for.. the prompt alone? and oc is your choice, go apeshit‼️📢
Thank you mootie!! And MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORE ATKA LORE!! There's some new stuff in there if you look closely :)
OC Ask Game
Atka + alone: How does your OC deal with loneliness? Have they ever been completely alone before? How do they act when there's no one around to see them?
Atka's life requires loneliness. Travelling from place to place, never setting down, never finding rest and peace for more than a single night. His only friends are those that he meets in the bars he frequents, the innkeepers who he's nice to, the stray person who sees him and decides he's not a drunk or a monster before they part, never to meet again. It's normal for him. He can handle it. Until he meets them. Kuruk and Ummi. They grab him by the arms, pull him close, hold him tight until he feels the warmth return to his chest once more. Their love allows him to raise his own arms, hug them back, embrace them as he had once embraced loneliness. They allow him to linger, to feel, to live. Until they're gone. Until he's alone again, wandering through the world, lonely once more. Until he staggers to a home that's now foreign, hollowed out by scraping, clawing mandibles, his spirit dulled by a dark, maroon-lipped smile and grey eyes. Until he's so lost that the only things he recognises are tall, ice-tipped mountains and cold, empty ice caverns, stained with the shadows of those long dead. And he doesn't know if he can handle it anymore.
5 notes · View notes
purplelordstudios · 8 months ago
Note
*grabs you the gremlin and your art* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have been captured
-R
3 notes · View notes
theatrekidstatus · 11 months ago
Text
Chapter 9
                                   
  Y/n pov:                                                     Like Ant did?
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯:fuck you
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯:WAIT
                                                         ANT ALREADY DID
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯: I knew your we're going to that
                                                   Muhahahahahahahaha
"Y/n" ant called "sup?" I replied "We're on break let's take a walk around." he suggested "aight" I answered "Come on in here." ant said We walked in and saw Alexa sabotaging some of what I assume to be our food "Let me text Lin." I whisper to Ant
                                                                Come here
LiNaMiNrOlL🥶😨😓🫣🫡😶‍🌫️😰🤗🤭🤫😱😥🤔🫢🫠:k
Lin cum's I MEAN COMES "ALEXA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING." "getting revenge" "why" "Let me tell you...."
-flashback music-
"It all started while I was straight out of college with a dream to act and act only, so I auditioned for In the Heights,21 Chump Street. (What the heck do I gotta do to be with you)
And you didn't cast me even though I was the best not LINDSAY. I then saw Anthony and fell in love with him. (I like Lindsay I don't know her well but she seems cool) Then I auditioned for the heights again. for anyone 'NoPe'. NOW I auditioned for Eliza, Peggy, Angelica, Maria, and EVEN Ensemble but no I wasn't good enough. BUT THIS GIRL WHO DIDN'T WORK ON THE SHOW GETS TO DATE ANTHONY. So I decided to do tech and ruin everything from the inside, so you might be thinking. 'Why confess all this' Because everything is already happening." she explains
We suddenly hear coughing, people throwing up, we see blood and people fainted. She ran out of the theatre. Ant tended to the wounded I counted the fainted (get it? ;) ) and put them in my dressing room checking pulses and turning on fans. Lin took the sick to the bathroom to throw up and gave them masks, water, food, naps, and even called the ambulance they got everyone to the hospital.
"Are you guys ok?" I ask "No I was so excited to be in a possible in a big show and some bitch ruined it" Ant shares "And I was excited to have one of my shows on stage and back on Broadway but then this." Lin confesses "I'm sorry guys but the doctors say they will be better by next week maybe even before then." I say trying to cheer them up "We'll that's good I guess visiting hours will be over soon let's say Bye to everyone" Lin brings up. We did just that we said bye and I said I'll text them everything later.
-in the car-
"Are y'all feeling better?" I wonder "A little I just want them to be ok" Ant answers "Ant" I call "Yes" he replies "Never mind" I retract "No tell me" he demands "It's stupid and you'll get mad" I try to explain "you don't have to tell me but I won't be mad" he concludes "when that girl said she was in love with you were you with her I mean she was pr-" I started "listen, babe, I love you and only you, not her or any other girl in this world, YOU at this point not even old celebrity crush's can compare too you and that girl was always weird she touched my butt, made sex jokes, and made me uncomfortable, I got her not cast in 21 chump street so no I never loved her". he said not once yelling
"Ant..." I start "yes" "you love me" I ponder "sí mí amor." he responds (a/n: sí yo hablar espanol 🙄) "I love you too." I confess "I love both of you." Lin adds "Ahh shut up Lin." We said in unison "Are you ok Lin" I asked still laughing "Your guys talk made me feel better." "Ok, I'm going to text everyone what happened." I shared "ok" and "cool" was their response
                                                             Are you ok?
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩
👦🏽: Yeah what happened     
So basically the Alexa tech girl had a history with Lin not casting her, so she
did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me Ant before she could get to Lin.
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:she seemed so nice though
                                                                     IKR.
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: maybe Lin should have cast her because damn
                        Bahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
                                                               Are you ok?
Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃: mhm why did everyone get sick?
So basically the Alexa tech girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me ant and before she could get to Lin
Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃: I think she tried poisoning me first because there were a bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones I'm allergic to and she always stared at me weird like confused
                                                                 That bitch
Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:fr
Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:y/n what happened today
So basically the Alexa tech girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me ant and before she could get to Lin Pippa just told me that she tried poisoning her first because there were bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones shes allergic to and she always stared at her weird like confused
Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳: I think she put the glue in my brush 
                                                IT ALL COMING TOGETHER
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯: Did you put nuts in my cookies
                                                            No Alexa did
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯: nice tech girl?
Well not so nice because the Alexa tech girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me and Ant and before she could get to Lin Pippa just told me that she tried poisoning her first because there were a bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones shes allergic to and she always stared at her weird like confused and put glue and neas brush
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯: SHES THE REASON WERE ALL IN HERE 
                                                                   Yeah
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😤😒🙁😩😠😞☹️🥺😡😔😣😢🤬😟😖😭🤯:thanks for the info🫡
                                                         No problem 🫡🫡🫡
LoserLeslie🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴: what did you wanna tell me y/n
So basically the Alexa tech girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me ant and before she could get to Lin Pippa just told me that she tried poisoning her first because there were bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones shes allergic to and she always stared at her weird like confused and put glue and neas brush and nuts in thaynes cookies
Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴: she must have cut my costume in all the wrong places
                                           She prolly diddddddddddddddd
Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:Wsp y/n
The sky anyway So basically the Alexa tech girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me and Ant and before she could get to Lin and Pippa just told me that she tried poisoning her first because there were a bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones shes allergic to and she always stared at her weird like confused and put glue and neas brush and nuts in thaynes cookies and cut les's costume and destroyed your mic
Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖: I never did trust her because I once caught her in your dressing room doing something the abruptly stopped and when I saw her I joked and asked if she was going to sabotage the show and she just left and bumped into me
                   WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME SHE WAS IN MY ROOM
Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:I forgot
                                                                      >_<
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:y/n why is everyone in the hospital
So basically the Alexa tech girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me ant and before she could get to Lin Pippa just told me that she tried poisoning her first because there were bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones shes allergic to and she always stared at her weird like confused and put glue and neas brush and nuts in thaynes cookies and cut les's costume and destroyed davened's mic
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻: she cut my shoes.
                                                         Huh, what shoes?
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻: I was looking for costuming or Lin to ask I could use these shoes, my grandma, I gave me in the show and I found them in my room cut up.
                            Alexa will pay for this behavior (you see it right)
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻: she better lucky I fixed them but I'm not satisfied (I'm on a roll this chapter)
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: nigger
                                         Monkey
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: Why did I faint
Idk but was something Alexa did because the Alexa girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything We caught her sabotaging me ant and before she could get to Lin Pippa just told me that she tried poisoning her first because there were a bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones shes allergic to and she always stared at her weird like confused and put glue and neas brush and nuts in thaynes cookies and cut les's costume and destroyed daveed's mic and cut up Ariana's shoes that her grandma gave her
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: when we're all off broadway THEN WE JUMP HER
                         Right there with y'all 🫡🫡
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:yes sirrrrrrrr🫡
Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱: Im too old for this shit what happened
Hella shit so... Alexa girl had a history with Lin not casting her so she did tech and sabotaged everything but we caught her sabotaging me and Ant and before she could get to Lin and Pippa just told me that she tried poisoning her first because there were a bunch of cookies with nuts in them but not the ones shes allergic to and she always stared at her weird like confused and put glue and neas brush and nuts in thaynes cookies and cut les's costume and destroyed daveed's mic and cut up Ariana's shoes that her grandma gave her
Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱: IS SHE FIRED
                                                                Mhm
Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱: SO LIKE REVENGE?!?!
                                                                  Hold up
"Dad I- mean Lin sorry" I start the correct myself "OH THANK GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR YOU TO CALL ME DAD" Lin confesss "I thought you wouldn't like it since you have a child" I share "No Y/n I have two" he corrects "That's mad sweet yo" Ant adds "Are you crying?" I ask "No" he lies "Yes you are come here, softie". "We're home oh I forgot to drop you off Ant guess you gotta stay with us gosh darn it," he said sarcastically "Oh no," he said playfully "I had plans tonight but guess it will be a group face time, let's get inside though".
AlExeNdEr HaMiLtOn
                                                  Are y'all ok to FaceTime
Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:yeah
Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:sure
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻: yup
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: yes sirrrrrrrrrrr
Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱: I was sleep but ok.
                                        Well this is important so stay mad
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:ofc bbg
My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:back off
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:nah nigga you back the fuck off the fuck 🫵🏾🫵🏾😹😹
Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:anywhoooooooooooo I am
Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:same
LiNaMiNrOlL🥶😨😓🫣🫡😶‍🌫️😰🤗🤭🤫😱😥🤔🫢🫠: added 480-369-289
                                                    Who dat be
LiNaMiNrOlL🥶😨😓🫣🫡😶‍🌫️😰🤗🤭🤫😱😥🤔🫢🫠:my hubby🫦
Groffsauce 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏾:🤭
                                           Hey dude do yk what happened Groffsauce 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏾: Yeah
                                                         FaceTime now.
"Get comfy I gotta take us somewhere"
-dressed-
-on face time-
"Why am I here If this is a Hamilton thing?" Vanessa asked "This isn't Hamilton thing Listen you're my mom Nèa is a second one Lin Is my dad, the cast are my friends, Sebby is my little brother, Ant is not abusive, and I've never had a group of friends before and the one I did were fake and toxic and you guys aren't you are my friends and since y'all are my family I want you to be here when I get rid of my blade. I'm going full clean". "Babe I'm so proud of you Come here," Ant tells me while embracing me "It's gonna be hell to get him back to sleep but I don't care, sebby sebby wake up this is important". she says smiling at me "y/n I'm so proud." everyone chanted this it was my negative reason if that makes sense I buried it "bye trauma" I whispered to my self "THATS MY GIRL" Lin nèa and Nessa yelled. Everyone was proud but most importantly I was proud and free. "I'm GLAD YOU WOKE ME UP" Chris shouted "No problem Chris," I said while nodding my hair
Anthony's pov: "Y/n" I call "sup" She replies "We're on break let's take a walk around" I suggest "aight" "cmon all re" We walk in and saw Alexa sabotaging are food y/n said something texted Lin while we stayed quiet
Lin COMES "ALEXA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" Lin yells "Getting revenge" she calmly "Why" Lin queried "Let me tell you" Flashback music
"It all started while I was straight out of college with a dream to act and act only, so I auditioned for 21 Chump Street (what the heck I gotta do to be with youuuuuuuuuu) and you didn't cast me even though I was the best not LINDSAY. I saw Anthony and fell in love with him. 'ew' I thought
Then I auditioned for the heights for everyone 'NoPe'. NOW Eliza, Peggy, Angelica, Maria, EVEN Ensemble but no I wasn't good enough, so I decided to do tech and ruin everything you might be thinking 'Why confess all this' because everything is already happening".
We heard coughing, and people throwing up, and we saw blood, and people fainting She ran I tended to the wounded y/n counted the fainted (get it? ;) ), and put them in my dressing room getting band-aids and wipes and stuff Lin took the sick to the bathroom to throw up, gave them a mask, and water and food and stuff and naps called the ambulance they got everyone to the hospital
"Are you guys ok?" y/n asked "No I was so excited to be in a possible Being in a big show and some bitch ruined it." I replied I was excited to have one of my shows on stage and back on Broadway but then this." Lin shares "I'm sorry guys but the doctors say they will be better by next week maybe even before then". y/n explains "We'll that's good I guess visiting hours will be over soon let's say Bye to everyone". We did just that we said bye and I said I'll text them every thing later
in the car
"Are y'all feeling better?" Y/n asked "A little I just want them to be ok." I explain "Ant" she calls "yes" i reply"never mind" she retracts "no tell me" I demand "It's stupid and you'll get mad" she explains "you don't have to tell me but i won't be mad" I offer "when that girl said she was in love with you were you with her I mean she was pr-" I cut her off "listen babe I love you and only you not her or any other girl in this world YOU, at this point not even old celebrity crush's can compare too you, and that girl was always weird. She touched my butt made sex jokes and made me uncomfortable I got her not casted in 21 chump street so no I never loved her". i said not once yelling
"Ant..." she says hesitantly "yes" i reply "You love me?" she ask "sí mí amor" I answer (a/n: sí yo hablar espanol 🙄) "I love you too" she confess "I love both of you" Lin adds "ahh shut up Lin" we said in unison "Are you ok Lin" she ask still laughing "your guys talk made me feel better" "ok I'm going to text everyone what happened" "ok" "cool"
"Dad I- mean Lin sorry" y/n states "OH THANK GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR YOU TO CALL ME DAD" "I thought you wouldn't like since you have a child" "no y/n I have two" "that's mad sweet yo" "are you crying" "no" "yes you are come here softie" "we're homeeeeee oh I forgot to drop you off ant guess you gotta stay with us gosh darn it" "oh no" "I head plans today but guess it will be a group face time,let's get inside though"
AlExeNdEr HaMiLtOn
                                                  Are y'all ok to FaceTime
Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:yeah
Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:sure
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:yup
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:yes sirrrrrrrrrrr
Christopfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:i was sleep but ok.
                                        Well this is important so stay mad
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:ofc bbg
My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:back off
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:nah nigga you back the fuck off the fuck 🫵🏾🫵🏾😹😹
Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:anywhooooooooo i am
Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:same
LiNaMiNrOlL🥶😨😓🫣🫡😶‍🌫️😰🤗🤭🤫😱😥🤔🫢🫠: added 480-369-289
                                                                Who dat be
LiNaMiNrOlL🥶😨😓🫣🫡😶‍🌫️😰🤗🤭🤫😱😥🤔🫢🫠:my hubby🫦
Groffsauce 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏾:🤭
                                           Hey dude do yk what happened
Groffsauce 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏾:Yeah
                                                         FaceTime neow.
Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:same
"Get comfy i gotta take us some where"
-dressed-
-on face time-
"why am I here If this is a Hamilton thing" Vanessa asked "this isn't Hamilton thing listen you're my mom to nèa is a second one and Lin Is my dad and the cast are my friends and sebby is my little brother and ant is not abusive and I've never had friends before and the one I did make was fake ans toxic and you guys aren't you are my friends y'all are my family so I want you to be here when I get rid of my blade I'm going full clean" "babe I'm so proud of you come here" I tell her while grasping her in a tight hug "it's gonna be hell to get him back to sleep but I don't care sebby sebby wake up this is important" she's says smiling at y/n "y/n I'm so proud" everyone chanted she buried it "bye trauma" "THATS MY GIRL" Lin nèa and nessa yelled everyone would was proud but most importantly she was proud and free" "IM GLAD YOU WOKE ME UP" "no problem Chris"
This took me 4 hours to write so you better enjoy this
2 notes · View notes
antvnger · 1 year ago
Note
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Prison bars could not hold me Ant-Man! Now face the wrath….of Breadstick man!
*pelts you with a breadstick*
How did you— *gets pelted with a breadstick*
Tumblr media
Stop it! How did you get out of prison?
4 notes · View notes
kingofbr00klyn · 2 years ago
Text
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE RETURNED
I HAVE DRAGGED MYSELF OUT OF THE PIT OF DEPRESSION AND I HAVE RETURNED
Hewo >:3
5 notes · View notes
yanderelovlies · 2 years ago
Note
Asher:and the queen was never heard from again!...you wanna know the scariest part of this gruesome tale?....the scariest part...is that it's all true...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhale* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sunny day jack:Asher....that-that wasn't scary..that was just sad....are you ok..?
Asher tearing up:...no...
*he just breaks down crying as Jack comforts him*
Juniper💖🌕💙
*hugs* aww poor bby
2 notes · View notes